#and terrible

[peters-lab-partner]

Green family modern au where all the kids are in recreational soccer/football:

Criston’s obviously the boys’ coach and provides a variety of capri suns and orange slices for the team snack.

Alicent’s always stressed about how to split her time between supporting the boys and Helaena. Usually it’s easy because Helaena’s matches end before her sons’ begins.

Otto is the type of person who takes pictures and video with his iPad. He’s also Helaena’s biggest supporter and promises to take her to get ice cream after most games.

Aegon’s surprising good, and by “good” I mean that he’s good at knocking the other kids to the ground and getting a bunch of penalties.

Gwayne is the biggest supporter of Aegon and quietly cheers when Aegon knocks other kids to the ground (much to Alicent’s chagrin)

Helaena’s not the best player and after her games she usually just sits on the ground and plays in the grass while waiting for her brothers to finish.

Aemond always tries his best and when he’s not on the field, he sits with his dad (Criston) and helps coach.

Daeron’s the fastest on the team, he’s a massive ball of energy and really good at playing offense.

And bonus because Uncle Tyland lives rent free in my head:

Tyland promises each kid that he’ll give them $50 for each goal that they score. He’s already out $300.

#this is probably dumb #and terrible #but i don’t care #aegon ii targaryen #aemond targaryen #helaena targaryen #daeron targaryen #daeron the daring #alicent hightower #criston cole #otto hightower #gwayne hightower #tyland lannister #hotd #house of the dragon #headcanon

[lalo-tellmeagain]

Happy Valentine’s Day from me to all of you 💖

*handing these out in beautiful little red and pink envelopes with lots of stickers 🤗💝

#these are silly #and terrible #happy valentine's day #tony dalton #lalo salamanca #better call saul

[laatmaar]

Some doodles

#my art #oc: matt #oc: beau #really like these sketches but not enough to work them out into full pieces so into one post they go #predictably imperial radch and fallen hero #wanted to draw mensah too in that sketch of seivarden and ortega but got distracted when i realized i have no mental image of mensah #i like seivarden’s expression #she’s not judging you she’s just deeply uncomfortable and also judging you #also I’m practicing drawing kids so I drew anaander because i think she is funny #and terrible #fhr

[westerosiladies]

#asoiaf #game of thrones #melisandre #melisandre fancast #lucy lawless #she was red #and terrible #and red

[pinktrashgoblin]

whiteboard again

sorry for being annoying lmao

if you are blacklisted, DO NOT JOIN. You know who you are and so do I. I will block your ass. Leave me ALONE.

#jsab #just shapes and beats #jsab art #jsab au #art #aaaaaaaaaaaaa #oh no #fan art #jsab bmau #whiteboard shenanigans #silliness #this will be a disaster #this is gonna be fun #and terrible

[camomiel]

mallory carpenter "why does everyone love their god more than they love me" glass

#the silt verses #tsv #it's funny because it's true #and terrible

[the0fi]

one day camila makes the mistake of mentioning the velocipastor™️ in front of ava, who becomes obsessed with it.

ava forces beatrice to watch the movie with her, and bea spends the whole movie sighing and shaking her head while ava laughs her ass off and gasps at every twist and turn (beatrice actually finds the movie amusing, but she’ll die before admitting that to ava).

afterwards ava keeps saying things like “vfx: car on fire” or “SHE’S FINE” or “i think my hand is immune” without any context and everyone thinks she’s finally losing her mind

for halloween beatrice finally gives in and buys ava a dinosaur costume so she can be a biceratops (because “get it, bea? a biceratops, because i’m bi”)

#warrior nun #warriornun #warrior nun netflix #save warrior nun #avatrice #ava x beatrice #ava silva #sister beatrice #sister camila #warrior nun headcanon #ava is a chaotic dumbass and i love her #the velocipastor #if you haven’t watched it please do #it’s amazing #and terrible #i love it

[fallowtail]

Thinking a lot about Hetty (everyone gasps in surprise!!!!!) and just. Spinning in circles about how awful she can be ugh ugh ugh I love her character so much.

She was this upperclass woman who died and now is stuck amongst the commoners, but instead of her learning through being shown their friendship and life stories and affection to view them as equal to her, despite them becoming her friends and her family and her clearly loving and caring about them, she never elevates them to being equal to her in status (excluding Isaac) and instead views herself as having stooped down to their level. Instead of realizing class is stupid, she still very much views herself as inherently above all of them because of her former status, she clings to that hierarchy, specifically because it puts her on top, it lets her keep her self inflated sense of power and control...she views herself as having been tossed down to the unwashed masses. And she has fun! She enjoys it! She loves them! But she still cannot bridge that gap in her mind and it is SO good and makes complete sense.

It’ll be interesting to see if any of this changes after last episode now that someone has finally and firmly told her “Hey. thinking about me (us) like that is not okay. You can't treat me like that and expect me to keep being in a whatever-this-is with you” because previously they've always just kind of rolled their eyes at her, but she’s finally been like...punished? Has had something taken away from her as a result of her being cruel in this way and this is really the only way Hetty is able to learn things- she has to be Directly Told “this is bad, and this is whym and I am mad at you, and you need to change your behavior and apologize to me.” or she cant work it out on her own, and even then she still misses half the point!! Ohhh hetty. It’s very possible that for her “she gets it but only slightly” trend to continue, she now only views TREVOR as being on the same level as her in terms of worthiness and has not understood “ALL of my friends are on the same level as me”. Sigh. Love this bitch. Its just so fun to see her laughing & dancing around & playing with & clinging to them all, and then she can turn around in the same instant and call them peasants and think shes the boss of everyone, and that they’re oh so lucky she graces them with her presence lol (hits her over the head)

The aspects of her character that make her awful are my favorite, like she’s fun to soften up, especially in fic, but her maintaining these realistic rich socialite personality traits & thought patterns & watching her slowly unlearn them through her friends help (GOD she is so lucky the other ghosts love her enough to take her by the hand) but she is DIGGING HER HEELS IN AND SCREAMING the entire time about it. Oh, Hetty.

#z #cbs ghosts #hetty woodstone #my blorbo my awful selfish mean darling #she is so cute #and terrible #sighs lovingly

[questfriendspodcast]

if were talking crack!ships, whats your favorite flashback future one? i think im gonna have to go with Vera x Lorraine, because I just recently found out that that is apparently a thing someone has come up with and i was flabbergasted. its a pretty good one though.

HALLIE I do actually enjoy Vera x Lorraine bc it gets them both out of my hair

KYLE That assumes they don't team up

HALLIE I think they'd tire each other out though, like puppies Evil ones

KYLE I'm a sucker for any Hopper with a variant, like Hopper x Joe (disguised as Hopper) and Hopper x Evil Hop. There's just something really funny to me about shipping Hopper with himself, but with unnecessary extra steps added on

And then of course Dopper. I'm never not sharing this fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15855315

TOM I actually don’t have any good crack ships Because they don’t compel me properly

KYLE How so?

TOM They do not spark joy The way actual ships do

HALLIE

KYLE It's not a crack!ship but I still think it's impressive that Xoc/Loell never happened. A sign of how strong the Xosha ship was

Now I gotta think of a new crack!ships tho

BLOOD BARMS AND ANEENS, WHY NOT. ALL OF THEM. ONE GIANT SHIP

EMILY On the Patreon I wrote a whole short story about Vespari befriending Haymish to resolve the angsty Haymish plotline so probably that

KYLE I've been writing a Cookie Crew visual novel in my spare time. Don't know if anything will happen, but it exists almost entirely to create crack!ships for Anastasia Brackleberry, including: -Anastasia x Eraf's Shadow -Anastasia x Hereafter Character (Booker?) -Anastasia x A.Lex x Madeline (Less as a throuple, more as a mediator) -Anastasia x Joe in Sexy Hop form -Anastasia x Badasstasia (An edgy clone of Anastasia) -Anastasia x a sentient castle

Some examples from the visual novel:

ERAF'S SHADOW ENDING CG-Eraf’s shadow dramatically holding Anastasia in a dip, but also saving her

ANASTASIA O-Oh!

ERAF’S SHADOW …

ANASTASIA Did you… come for me?

ERAF’S SHADOW …

ERAF [Off-screen] Queen Brackleberry!

ERAF [Rushing in] Are you okay?

ANASTASIA [Flustered sprite]

ERAF There you are!

ERAF’S SHADOW …

ERAF Sorry, she can have a mind of her own sometimes.

ANASTASIA [Flustered] Y-you don’t say.

BADASSTASIA ENDING ANASTASIA That’s not very nice.

BADASSTASIA But aren’t you tired of being nice?

BADASSTASIA [Seductively] Don’t you wanna go ape shit?

ANASTASIA [Flustered/blushing] Oh!

#quest friends #quest friends! #qfestions #shipping is great #and terrible #which is what makes it great

[atomicniire]

After failing to find your 5th great grandparents parents for the nth time it is always morally correct to comfort yourself by going to look at the mayflower incest ancestors again

#i am obsessed with them #the puritans were so horrible #i wish I did not have multiple generations of mayflower thicket tree #but their biographies are interesting #and terrible #genealogy posting

[tarisilmarwen]

At this point I’m going to just have to make a Terrible Post-Rebels Plot Ideas bingo card aren’t I?

#made the mistake of being in youtube comments again #star wars #star wars rebels #ezra bridger #grand admiral thrawn #it's all so boring #and terrible #dunking on the blue bastard

[cringefailfagcat]

actually you know whats such a good ship. kunisano. aro lesbian qpr . and yosano canonically puts kunikida in his place . theyre great

yes. hahahh yes. sickos laugh

#they'd be amazing together #and terrible #can you imagine the number lf times kunikida would struggle to walk into work if that was canon #get meowed at #pixi <3

[cametotheshowinsd]

It's really not nice to laugh at other people's effort to try to make an edit/gif.

#it's not on tumblr tho I dont have the guts to say it there bc those people are crazy #and terrible #it really pissed me off to see people who dont know the first thing about making an edit #laugh at editors who put a lot efforts in their works #Taylor taught you to be nice to people and you laugh at others just bc their edits are not as pretty as world's top-tier artists #ugh #人家至少比你们这些只会撕逼和寄生的烂货强 #一天到晚转发心理健康帖子到网暴作图的普通人的时候自己这不冲得挺猛的吗 #恶心 #怎么现在的孩子都这么糟糕啊 #别人的真实想法也要审判 别人花时间做了图不是特别好看也要嘲笑 #管好你们自己吧

[manicbeans]

I'm going to ask my psychiatrist about a possible bpd diagnosis when I see her at the end of the month because with my new meds my moods seem pretty stable but I'm still off the rails in other ways that feel clinical

#I just feel insane #and terrible #and anxious

[pinkplatiploo]

Why do math websites always gotta be so terrible

Like y’all already having me do math why does your website require me to clear my history, disable blocking pop ups, allow all cookies, doesn’t run on my laptop for some reason but it does on my iPad, and I have to change those settings every time I go into that website to do essential homework then you’re gonna make my keyboard glitchy. And on top of that I had to pay almost $50 to use this website. A website where even one of those things applied to it you’d leave it immediately because you’d think ur getting a virus 🫠

✨college✨

#this isn’t just now it’s been a consistent thing since elementary school that math sites we had to use for homework are glitchy / confusing #and terrible #i think I’m more mad tho because I had to pay for this

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering #holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay. #please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them #this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker #there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake