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moved-mattjacksonybs · 11 months
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bredforloyalty · 1 year
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💪💪💪 i was literally just sittin around thinkin about how if i don't get to peg a guy soon i'll go full supervillain
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algizkali · 2 years
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𝖆𝖍𝖒𝖞𝖆 𝖇𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆 // jekyll hyde sorcerer jujutsu kaisen original character
verses available  ➝  bleach, bungo stray dogs, witcher, d gray man, fire force, spy x family + more // also has original lore. status   ➝  main ship status  ➝  familial, platonic, antagonistic / romantic pending development preference  ➝  none, kawahime likes women and ahmya likes men, so it's convenient. additional info.  ➝  comes with a small 5'0 hellion adopted sister, two for one package deal. also comes with a second personality named Kawahime who is her bitch. ahmya's been wanted for her ability and power since birth, though it's only because they think she'll produce powerful children. not because they think she is powerful. she's simply a pawn in a larger game, and she wants to be free.
fun fact  ➝  ahmya's nails are almost always done, and she gets them done very much like.. extravagantly. she's always got a theme to her nail set, and takes pride in making sure they don't break. if you make her break a nail, she'll break your neck. ahmya has a nice singing voice, and can dance extremely well that she doesn't use for any other reason but to shit on kids at local arcades because her ego needs it. ahmya's impossibly lonely, and has a hole in her heart that nothing and no one will ever fill. ahmya would kill a man for the chance to have someone hold her, and cradle her.
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backfiringfists · 2 years
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It’s! A bright new day!! To do my best to make the solar system safer for everyone! 
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isomorbism · 3 months
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u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me
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alex-just-vibing · 5 months
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looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:
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ill read it
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eh sure why not
what the actual fuck
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ooh that sounds- what the fuck
good enough sure
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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again
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EDIT: this post has been gaining more traction than i ever thought it would, so just a PSA that
THIS USER SUPPORTS PALESTINE
BY REBLOGGING THIS POST SO ARE YOU
ZIONISTS ARE NOT ALLOWED ON THIS POST OR ANYWHERE NEAR MY BLOG
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE
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dont forget your daily clicks!
two threads of palestinian brands/businesses to support
ways to show support as a minor/student
official bds site
a lot of donation page links
buy esims for gaza
please add on any other way for people to help
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donnovien · 6 months
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One of the realest things someone said on the Internet
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cafffine · 8 months
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
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incognitopolls · 2 months
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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gin-juice-tonic · 4 months
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part of my 48 part series "Fixin it With Soos: World Wide Win-ternet Edition"
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m-aremagnum · 19 days
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woobifiedvillain · 8 months
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Big fan of characters realizing they don't get to die. They have to live. And grow. And be a person. And deal with shit they thought they'd never have to. And be fucked up about it. I would like more of this. Enough dying for honor or as redemption. It ain't. You're just a corpse. There is no moral value in dirt time.
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shutinthenutouse · 6 months
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weaver-z · 7 months
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I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.
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beardedmrbean · 5 months
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Edit adding credit to the creator since now I know who it is.
JK Brickworks YT jk brickworks tiktok
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schreibfederlaerm · 5 months
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so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.
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now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".
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but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.
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I mean, holy shit
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i will use these as reaction images until i die
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