#and spiderman homecoming was pretty good too

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peter parker x (gn) stark!reader crush hcs

wc: 1.5k

genre/au: pining, fluff, crushing hard, ambiguous canon compliance, socialite/heir/nepotism baby au

pairing: peter parker x stark!reader, dad!tony stark + familial!reader

warnings: one use of "it girl" cause I couldn't find a better phrase, peter parker is a simp, tony stark is a good dad, vague allusions to pre infinity war, mentions of the stark internship and going on missions, I think that's it??

summary: peter parker is down real bad for you. it's only when you come face to face that he realizes tony stark/iron man my boss is also tony stark/iron man my celebrity crush's dad and god he wants to make a good impression on you

song rec: treat you better - shawn mendes (mentioned), spider man too: 2 many spidermen - the unbreakable kimmy schmidt (just cause I think of it every time I hear spiderman)

a/n: on a spider man kick!!! i watched homecoming yesterday and can't stop thinking about it, probably going to binge watch the tobey maguire and andrew garfield spider man movies this weekend lol

also I'm on another wave of marvel hyperfixation!!! half way through black panther and it is worth every rave review it's gotten I wanna watch vine compilations with shuri

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Tony stark has been through a lot

He's very protective over the people he loves

And rightfully so

No matter how you came into his life

Whether your mom was the love of his life, the one fling he never stopped thinking about, the one that got away

And he somehow ended up with custody of you

Or if he and Pepper finally tied the knot and had you, their little bundle of joy

Or if he adopted you, little orphan Annie style

Regardless of how and when you came into his life

You are his pride and joy

Suddenly all of Stark industries only means something to him because it's a way to provide for you

Yeah the whole entire world is great

But you are who he fights for

You are the reason he wears the suit and keeps things safe and peaceful

Not without a good fight, and not without the rest of the avengers ofc

But at the end of the day, he wants you safe and happy

He'll go to extreme measures to make sure you are always safe and taken care of

Plus, god he loves spoiling you

He really never expected having a kid to be so much fun

You’re probably the coolest person he knows

And he’s been around the block a few times

With how protective he is you'd expect him to be pretty strict

No dating no parties

But no

He makes sure you're always totally informed, prepared, and safe

That way you can go live life to the fullest

Plus it would be really hypocritical of him to say you can't party and break hearts

Look at his track record

And you have such a good head on your shoulders

You're so smart and responsible

He has no idea where you get it from

The sense of humor and charisma, sure

But you're just so… good

You're such a good kid

That has to be all your mom

(It’s a little bit him too but he doesn't believe that yk)

Literally you can have and do anything you want

And what hurts is how you never ask for anything

You're so humble and grateful

That's your mother too

He has no idea how you're turning out to be such a good kid, but he hopes he's doing something right

You trust each other implicitly

Between all the shit you've been through, and all the shit he's been through, he kept as much of your childhood private as he could

Basically no one even knew he had a kid until you were in high school

By the time you were old enough to drive he was a little more laid back with the whole privacy thing

But it's something you really value too

You have like 1 public social media account

Which you barely even post on

Regardless of if you’re more of a stem or arts and humanities person

Or neither

Or both

Once you hit high school and people found out Tony Stark has a kid

Absolute media circus

You were what everyone was talking about

For a long time

And you’re still a point of conversation to this day

Even if you do absolutely nothing

If you fly under the radar as much as you can

You’re still something of an it girl

New York’s sweetheart if you will

You’re regularly in teen magazine articles as a style icon

Your pictures are ALL over pinterest

People on tiktok have made so many -core nepotism baby aesthetic outfit inspo <3 videos about you

You’re frequently used as a background for hot girl whisper posts too

But in spite of all that

There’s probably not much public information known about you

Yk the whole privacy thing

You’re a hot enigmatic gorgeous mystery

If you’re anything like your dad you’re probably known for flipping off the paparazzi on more than one occasion too

You’ve caught the attention of many people

Including the parasocial affection of a nerdy guy from queens

The same nerdy guy who’s recently gotten an internship with your dad

When I tell you Peter Parker has the biggest crush on you

That doesn’t even do it justice

He has all your pictures as rotating wallpapers on his phone and computer

He regularly scrolls through your public social media

He’s made a playlist with all the songs and bands you’ve either worn t shirts/merch for or referenced

He falls asleep basically every night thinking about you

Literally he couldn’t imagine a more perfect person if he tried

You sound like something 12 year old him would have made up

The drop dead gorgeous heir/socialite nepotism baby of Tony Stark??????

Sign him the fuck up

He wonders if you like spider man

He wonders that regularly

When he’s spacing out in class he’s definitely thinking about you

He’s probably thinking about rescuing you as spider man

He’d get you out of the way in the nick of time

You’d cling to him as he holds you close to his chest, web swinging away from the imminent danger

The way you’d be swept off your feet, wanting to see him again

How you just couldn’t get the charming plucky upstart off your mind

Then you’d of course ask your dad to pull a few strings so you could see him again

Maybe he’d refuse, playing the strict parent role

But you’d find a way

Love always finds a way

There would always be some sort of balcony soliloquy

Sometimes it would feel very romeo and juliet

Other times it would be the scene leading up to a whole new world from aladdin practically beat for beat

He doesn’t even know if your room has a balcony

But he feels like it probably does

Ned agrees you’d probably have a balcony

When dating rumors start going around

Whether they’re true or not

He goes through a mini heartbreak every time

After reading every article he can find about you and whoever

Idk an actor, a tiktok influencer, another nepotism baby

Treat you better by shawn mendes is on repeat for at least two days

May has picked up on this pattern

If she sees dating rumors before he does

When he comes home she has a hug and his favorite takeout ready to go

His notes are full of doodles of you

Comics of spider man rescuing you

Usually stick figures

They’re still pretty cute

For some reason he doesn’t connect Tony Stark my celebrity crush’s dad with Mr. Stark aka Iron Man the guy basically training me to be an avenger

So at one point he gets a call that they need him for a mission

Tony informs him that someone will be there to pick him up, so be ready

Thankfully school is basically over

So when he’s heading to his locker and hastily texting Ned an apology for bailing on their movie plans

He hears his name

“I’m looking for Peter Parker?”

His locker door is closed and he

He can’t believe what he’s seeing

It’s you

Oh god it’s you

Live and right in front of him and god you smell really good

“Hi.” you begin, introducing yourself

“My dad - Mr. Stark,” you correct, in case he has no idea who the fuck you are

As if that could happen

“Sent Happy to pick us up.”

He’s barely able to process what you’re saying

You’re so pretty and so real and you’re standing so close to him

“...really important internship related stuff came up. He needs us both at the compound asap.”

You wink at him, an understated gesture that anyone else would have missed, clarifying beyond doubt this is in actuality avengers business

He fumbles out some reply, pulse racing, cheeks burning up

God you’re so much prettier in person

And you look a lot taller in photos

He doesn’t have time to dwell on the thought as you hand him a cup

“Oh, I got you a coffee - hope you like lattes.”

You take a sip of your own beverage and start to walk away

You turn back after a second

“You coming?”

Happy gives him a look like come on kid, we don’t have all day

“R-right!” he sputters following you out of the building

He realizes this is it

It’s go time

Every hope and dream and wish to meet you has amalgamated to this moment

Now he just has to make a good impression

Make you think he’s totally cool and charming

And not at all an absolute dork

That shouldn’t be hard at all right??

He sure hopes not

#peter parker x reader #peter parker x stark!reader #peter parker x stark!daughter #tony stark x stark!reader #tony stark x daughter!reader #tony stark x son!reader #spiderman x reader #spider man x reader #tom holland peter parker #tom holland peter parker is literally such a golden retriever #i was not prepared #I was yelling screaming laughing hysterically every 5 minutes during homecoming #my sibling was concerned #anyway #time to make a leo valdez as spiderman au #can't stop thinking about how great that would be and how hot he would look in a spiderman suit #also he'd be great at it #also he would LOVE that #real shit #look me in the eyes and tell me leo valdez would not love to be spiderman #you can't <3 #anyway enjoy!!!!

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God. I just finished watching the first spiderverse movie and ATSV really makes you forget that ITSV was just as perfect and amazing and flawless and every other good adjective I can think of (although ITSV has way fewer flashing logos at the start which was good for my beady little eyes).

It's almost 2 hours long (a little shorter than ATSV) but it really doesn't feel like it. But I think the pace is a bit different too?

In ITSV, everything is happening so quickly that if you asked me how long the movie was without letting me look it up, I'd probably say about 90 minutes. It's a super easy watch and the plot is brisk enough that it introduces 5 new Spider people (and Aunt May), gives us their backstories, and gets us emotionally invested in their lives WHILE ALSO developing Miles' coming of age story and his development into his dimension's Spiderman without the story feeling bloated or rushed. It's really impressive.

ATSV on the other hand, has pacing similar to a Breaking Bad episode where everything just keeps building and building and while it never feels like it's dragging or becoming boring, you can feel the length. The last 20-30 minutes of ATSV, I was dreading the ending because I knew we'd been watching this movie for a while and that the cliffhanger was coming up and I just wanted to keep watching this awesome movie!!!

ATSV feels like a movie that's almost 2 and a half hours long while ITSV feels like you're watching an episode of a TV show or reading a comic book (Imagine that!).

And it's so funny because ATSV is such a piece of fucking art that it made me forget that ITSV was just as groundbreaking and that it was also one of the greatest superhero movies ever made.

Also, and this is kind of off-topic, but I like that the Spiderverse movies are breaking away from this nepo-baby adjacent Spiderman that works for a big strong super hero organization and is a billionaire's successor that we're getting with Disney's Spiderman movies. Don't get me wrong, I saw the first 2 movies and thought they were pretty fun (forgettable, but fun), but Spiderman in those movies just... isn't Spiderman!

Spiderman is a normal person, that's kinda the point. While he can be a gifted student (or artist or inventor etc), he's still a middle class kid who fell into his powers. He can only do so much while having school, a job, bills, and all of his relationships to maintain. That's why Spiderman's civilian life is such a freaking mess! Well, that and I am of the opinion Spiderman is a metaphor for ADHD but I have a comic planned to explore that.

He's a vigilante, yes, but he's not like the Batmans of the world where he just bought himself a superhero identity (not necessarily ragging on Batman. I like him too).

He's a superhero for the people. Not only does he stop the occasional Green Goblin or Doc Ock, but he also helps with muggings, corner store robberies, little shit that big heroes like Iron Man, Hulk, and the like can't be bothered with. I bet if you asked Spiderman for help after you locked yourself out of your apratment, he'd find a way to get you back in because that's who he is!!

Spiderman Homecoming making a working class man who was fucked over by Stark Industries the villain feels so against the idea of Spiderman. And then Far From Home has Mysterio go from a failed actor and Hollywood illusionist turned criminal to an employee of Stark industries who has his work taken from him, literally named BARF by Stark, and is then fired. Say all you want about intellectual property rights and whether Stark legally stole this man's life's work, but the point is this series made several intentional changes to these villains that demonize the working class and glorify Stark (who is vindicated by the narrative of the overarching MCU and the Tom Holland trilogy).

Why are the working class the enemy? Spiderman is the working class!

ATSV having a super secret Spider-government that borders on being a totalitarian nightmare is much more Spiderman's speed.

Spiderman can't go at it alone, that's made clear in several of the movies and even the Spiderverse series itself ("You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!"). But Spiderman doesn't need expensive equipment or the power of a government-like entity. He just needs his loved ones whether they be other Spiderpeople or the people living around him.

I just can't get over these movies man.

#across the spiderverse #into the spiderverse #spiderman #And like. The Marvel Spiderman movies aren't nearly as memorable. I couldn't even remember if I'd seen the second one. #At least until I read that the villain dies and frames Spiderman for his death. #Then I remembered that J. Jameson is written like an Alex Jones type and that was amusing. #But I couldn't tell you anything else about them. #across the spider verse spoilers

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What are your thoughts on mean girls?   the performances in the movie? I personally think Rachel McAdams had a flawless performance lol The impact you think it had on pop, culture and movies and what do you think about them doing a remake and making it a musical? Also, I haven’t seen the remake but it seems like they made a some changes when it comes to the characters style? like what are your thoughts?

Ah! I love Mean Girls! I was 13 when the original came out, so it definitely hit me in a sweet spot and was pretty formative for me. I agree that Rachel McAdams' performance is pretty flawless in it, and I actually think Lacey Chabert's is really underrated in it too. Her spinning out is genuinely one of my favourite parts of the movie.

And y'know, funnily enough, despite it's enormous impact on pop culture, I don't necessarily see it as a hugely influential film when it comes to movies? It's certainly a key part of a canon of acerbic teen cinema - not quite as sharp as Jawbreaker, Election or Heathers but not as toothless as Clueless either, it probably sits neatly between Bring It On and Easy A in terms of satire focused on specific dynamics - interpersonal hierarchies between groups of girls, appropriation, race and class in sport, and slut shaming in Mean Girls, Bring It On and Easy A respectively).

With the exception of a couple of recent films (Bottoms and Do Revenge are really the only two that spring to mind) I think teen cinema has tended to skew towards genre blends over the last two decades. By that, I mean they're either romance (To All the Boys I've Loved Before, The Half of It), superhero (Spiderman: Homecoming, Shazam), or horror (Talk to Me, Totally Killer, It Lives Inside), all of which downplay the satire of that particular teen canon and lean into its other elements.

Which checks out really; after all, Hollywood takes the wrong lessons from movies for and about women doing well - Barbie's actually an incredible example of this given the takeaway hasn't been to explore empower more women to tell women's stories or to make more big budget fantasy/comedy films aimed at women, but to greenlight a ton more movies based on Mattel toys.

That's not to say that I don't think Meal Girls influenced writers and directors coming up - Bottoms and Do Revenge pretty nakedly wear this particular influence on their respective sleeves - but Mean Girls didn't really start any cinema trends in my opinion, and is itself a product of capitalising on some really good ones particularly by expanding tonally and thematically on Jawbreaker and Clueless, which it really did do such a good job of.

As for the remake, I don't know! I'm not planning on seeing it in the cinema (there's too much else out at the moment I'm more interested in seeing tbh, and I'm a bit waylaid by looking after my nephews for a couple of weeks), but I'll probably check it out once it hits VOD. I'm curious as to how it adapts and am interested to compare it to The Color Purple which has, of course, received the similar book to movie to stage musical to movie musical evolution.

What do you think though? Has anyone else seen the movie musical yet?

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MY BATFAM FANCAST

this will include canon castings that i simply agree with, as well as my own two cents. if you enjoy the castings of media such as titans, just know this is not some kind of hate propaganda against it, just how i personally enjoy imagining the batman-related characters in my own head. if i got anything ethnically wrong, please tell me and i will make sure to try and fix it. also keep in mind a lot of these include actors who are not fluent in english or who do not have any acting experience, so this is more-so for faceclaim purposes rather than true casting suggestions. for the record, all gifs are made by me - feel free to repost them without any credit though, i do not really mind at all.

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robert pattinson as bruce wayne

this would be a younger bruce wayne, since robert was born in 1986. as a disclaimer, i have not watched the batman movie starring him as bruce just yet, so i cannot say whether he did a good job or not. still, i think he is a very good fit visually and i like him as an actor overall. i am not the biggest fan of bruce himself, sue me, so i didn’t exactly feel like going super into possible less mainstream options. i don’t really care that much, sorry.

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bálint jaskó as dick grayson

i’ve heard mixed opinions from romani people on here on whether or not dick should be casted with a romani actor or not. i am not romani, so all i could do is go with what i believe is the majority, which states that, while dick grayson’s portrayal as a romani person is not the best since it was mostly written by white people who fetishize them (source), it should still not be erased and instead should simply be improved to still give romani people the representation they deserve. therefore, i decided on bálint jaskó, who would probably play an older dick grayson. i just think he is really pretty, looks the part and he seems to be a pretty good actor. sadly, he does not speak english from what i could find, so an honorable mention who does speak the language, but is a bit too old in my opinion, is the great òscar jaenada (the accent is on the wrong side because i am typing this on my laptop and i do not have the right key to type it, sorry).

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kim hyeonjoong as jason todd

now, obviously honorable mentions must include the very popular benjamin wadsworth and matthew daddario fancasts. i actually do like them a lot! i just think nobody is here to see extremely widespread fancasts everyone knows of already, so i thought i would be a little edgy this time. this is more a “i imagine jason todd to look like this” rather than a proper, actually probable casting. i could not find anything leading to hyeonjoong being fluent in english, and even if he was, he is mostly an influencer and model rather than an actor and i’m not sure if he could act at all. the most i could find outside of that was he also is apparently a dancer and he was in stray kids’ performance of ‘i’ll be your man’ (source), but no acting stuff at all. still, he looks the part in my opinion, and i wanted to give in my two cents to encourage the east asian jason agenda, since i loathe the black and/or latino jason headcanons (unless they are to project) because hearing people explain it is just a cluster of awful stereotypes, honestly.

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jacob batalon as tim drake

yes, i know they look very different. honestly, though? i just like this fancast a lot, and i think many scenes jacob has as ned leeds in spiderman: homecoming as the ‘guy in the chair’ remind me of tim drake sometimes. honestly, i think he could do a good job, and that’s all that matters to me. this is my little comfort fancast and i refuse to have it taken away. that being said, honorable mentions include jay lycurgo, who played tim in titans and that i actually kind of enjoyed, as well as matt cornett, who i just think could look the part if he had his hair dyed darker. there’s also the very famous fancast that is timothée chalamet as him, which i honestly think works.

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aarif lee zhi-ting as damian wayne

now, obviously, this means he would be aged up. i want to give an elaborated reasoning why i chose him, but ultimately i have to admit he was the only arab-chinese actor i could find. i obviously really care about getting everyone’s ethnicity right, but i am especially passionate when it comes to damian since i am arab myself. for the record, sorry but aidan gallagher is very likely white, and even if he had some arab heritage, he is not part chinese, which means he does not work as a damian fancast. honestly, i just think i would much rather an unknown arab-chinese actor to play damian if they made a live action because, seriously, there is barely any i could find.

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cheng xiao as cassandra cain

honestly, i am still not sure if cassandra is chinese or not. she is surely east asian, but i am pretty sure it was never disclosed where she is from exactly. ascend magazine calls her half chinese on twitter (source) and i have found some people on tumblr saying she is likely chinese (source). however, in birds of prey, ella jay basco was casted, who is of filipino-korean heritage. therefore, i am torn. i went with cheng xiao not only because she’s chinese and looks the part, but she’s had history with ballet dancing (source) and is very flexible (source). i just think she could do a very good job with possible fight scenes, which she has done before in her acting stuff (source). if she is korean-filipino, however, then jin hyeonju, in art known as lucky, or oh hayoung could both work.

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grace van dien as stephanie brown

god knows i love grace more than anything, so i simply couldn’t resist. besides, the concept of steph being a little soft spoken sounds amazing to me and i need it in my life. i know gracie’s most popular role has her with ginger hair, but she’s naturally blonde and has been in several roles as such. i just think she looks like she could fit. bonus points considering she is a twitch streamer and i think twitch streamer stephanie is an absolute possibility that should be canon, idc. honorable mentions include madelyn cline and olivia rose keegan.

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savannah welch as barbara gordon

savannah was cast as barbara in titans, and honestly i just think she is perfect. she looks the part and she’s physically disabled, which i think is a key part of casting someone as barbara. i think she did a good job in the show and i would love to see her more in the role, perhaps in a spin off or something? though, some honorable mentions include cherylee houston and sudha chandran.

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kedar williams-stirling as duke thomas

honestly, i just think he looks the part and could do a very good job. his character in sex education, jackson marchetti, sometimes reminds me of duke in the way he dresses, too. some honorable mentions include caleb mclaughlin and roman wellington banks.

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Homecoming AUs

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*this is an alternative storyline that follows after the ferry incident*

“I want you out of my house. Pack your things and leave,” May said in as strong as a voice as she could through the tears in her eyes. She blinked them away and shook her head before making her way into her room, not stopping to look at Peter even once.

Not Peter, she corrected herself. Spiderman.

OR

the one in which peter gets kicked out after may finds out and has to now learn how to survive when hope seems bleak.

(4k) what if toomes never gave peter that second chance in the car...

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“Mr. Stark? Is something, is something wrong? What are you doing here?”

“Hop in, Underoos.” Peter hasn't heard the nickname in months. He slides into the seat next to Tony. “How’s school?”

“It's good, Mr. Stark.”

“Out with it, kid.”

“Out with what?”

“You’re a terrible liar. Your suit’s AI sends me a trending vitals report at the end of each week. There's no way you can get around that, even if you say pretty please. It’s preprogrammed.”

“That's, that’s interesting.”

“You know what else is interesting? That your AI Karen has restricted me from certain files in your suits memory. I, Tony Stark, the creator of your suit, was told no. Imagine my surprise.”

Peter Parker attempts to juggle being Spider-Man, a high school student, and traumatized all at the age of sixteen. Aunt May does her best to be supportive of her superhero nephew and Ned is always there to be his Guy in the Chair. Sometimes, it's still too much for Peter. When he thinks things can't get even more complicated, a villain inserts itself into the mix. When Tony Stark decides to awkwardly step in, he tries to help Peter understand that his own health needs to come before Spider-Man. Peter isn't sure if he agrees.

(11k) When the Vulture's wings explode, Peter gets hit by shrapnel and finds himself in need of immediate medical assistance. He calls Happy for help, but as usual, the guy doesn't answer his phone. Tony doesn't react well when he hears about what happened, mainly for two reasons: 1 - He blames himself for taking Peter's suit away, which directly resulted on him getting injured. 2 - Knowing that Peter was hit by shrapnel, of all things, makes him scared that Peter may end up becoming too much like him.

*****need an account to read this one*****

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You'd think, being a billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, ex-CEO and now Avenger, Tony Stark would be used to just about anything that got thrown his way. 2012 was rough, but he survived. Ultron was a disaster from start to finish, but he's still alive. Sure, the Accords and Germany- that was a disaster, unprecedented and horrible, but he survived.

And now he's mentoring the damn Spider-kid. He seemed nice, little meek, overall a good kid. Did good on the field. How hard could it be to nudge him in the right direction? Enter a bewinged, Chitauri-tech selling weapons dealer, and Tony gets his answer.

Very.

Oh, Tony thinks,I might be in over my head. Ahead of him, the ferry continues to split in half.

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the homecoming AU nobody asked for, but nobody was going to write it so I did. Tony finds Peter on the roof after the whole ferry incident. He's too angry to realize Peter is hurt.

AKA How the ferry incident should have happened ft irondad and poor, poor, Peter Parker

"Mr. Stark?" he mumbled.

"Yeah, kiddie?" 

"I-I don't feel so good,"

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What if after Peter fought the vulture he was so tired and injured that he couldn't make it home.... Twist Tony finds him

This is apart of my Spider-Man one shots series!!! Check it out for more!!

***READ THE TAGS***

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Homecoming A/U.

Ben and May divorced before Peter’s parents died, so when Ben is murdered Peter goes into foster care. It takes just a tiny taste of superpowers for Peter to decide he doesn’t want to put up with his horrible foster father anymore—the streets are infinitely more appealing. All he wants is to be Spider-Man anyway.

So he leaves.

Simple.

Simple, that is, until Iron Man needs Spider-Man’s help. Peter isn’t about to turn down an opportunity to fight alongside Tony Freaking Stark, but he also isn’t going to let his hero know that his recruit is a fifteen-year-old homeless dropout. So they strike a deal. Peter will help Tony. In return, the mask stays on.

And that’s when things get complicated.

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With his free leg, Toomes begins to kick at Peter, attempting to loosen his death grip on his suit. A few well-aimed strikes to Peter’s arm is enough to reward him with a terrified scream from the kid as his hands finally fall away. His body, however, doesn’t fall with him.

(or: peter vs the vulture, but peter gets off a lot worse)

[lover-of-mine]

hehehe yes anna you did trigger that poll ajshdhdk that post of yours about ryan reminded me of this so i had to do it 🥰🥰

and yeah not only kenny is in captain america: the first avenger, he's also in spiderman: homecoming. and i think that's iconic of him and a power move to be two different characters in the same universe 😌

Ryan changed something in me in step up 4 with the vests and the dancing so it took me a while to stop talking about Eddie as pretty boy from step up even after i got way too attached to Eddie. And adding to the option in your poll i actually called Maddie Ghost Whisperer for way too long because i was obsessed with the show when it was airing.

And Kenny is also in suicide squad, so like good for you dude, collect the superhero movies. It is funny he managed to be two characters in the mcu tho kspsksoakaoa

#i just never noticed cuz honestly i gave up on marvel after endgame except for spiderman movies #and theres so many characters #i just accepted i knew him from somewhere and moved on #and i had just watched the chicago med episodes hes in so i didn't went digging #that show has a lot of people I've had seen before #it was confusing at first ksoskaoakaooa #maya 💜

[saiyan98]

Estelle and The Mark of Arachnid Roadmap (A Percy Jackson/Spiderman Fanfic series Project)

Don’t mind about this post, this is just something for me to follow as I work on this fanfic project that has been on my head for quite a while. If you are interested in reading this fanfic series, links are at the bottom. I’m pretty much trying to write a fanfic series that’s a sequel to the Percy Jackson universe and is somewhat (loosely) connected to the MCU. Ever since I saw No Way Home, I wanted to make a Spiderman story inspired by the Homecoming Trilogy and I thought, “Why not make one in the Percy Jackson & the Olympians Universe?”

So, I decided to plot out a Fanfiction story and it eventually expanded to a trilogy. So this list will be what I’ll be working for a while:

Estelle and The Mark of Arachnid:

Trident of Poseidon (16 years after Trials of Apollo) [summary and links here]

Legend of the Kitsune (17 years after Trials of Apollo) [Coming Soon]

The Scroll of Time (18 Years after Trials of Apollo) [Coming Soon]

The main character is Estelle Blofis, sister of Percy Jackson and just your average teenage girl. She will be embarking on a crazy journey of becoming a hero like her brother and his friends. Many characters from the books will be returning. 

This will also include characters/relationships from the books too:

Percy/Annabeth

Leo/Calypso

Jason/Piper 

Frank/Hazel

Carter/Zia

Nico/Will

Etc…

I will try to make it as canon-accurate as possible but it’ll be hard since I still need to finish the ToA Series and Magnus Chase series too. This is just something I just want to do as a fan of both fandoms and it’s been in my head for a long time. I want to write this for not just for me but to fans who also like these fandoms. Maybe it’ll be good, maybe not. We shall see.

This story’s theme is mostly gonna be about Estelle’s journey to understand what it truly means to be a hero. It’ll be fun, exciting, suspenseful, difficult and tragic. 

I hope you’ll enjoy it.

#spiderman #spider man #estelle blofis #percy jackson #Percy Jackon and the Olympians #Heroes of Olympus #trials of apollo #kanechronicles #magnus chase #marvel #marvel reference #marvel mcu #mcu #fanfiction #fanfic #pjo hoo toa

[uiruu]

i kinda wanted to watch the second tom holland spiderman movie but i got like a minute in before it really was driven home that i would need to have seen infinity war and endgame first.. and i havent. ugh. i hate the mcu lol

#i might watch infinity war and endgame though #just out of sheer boredom #and like... curiosity #now that they arent hot topics #i wanna see for myself how bloated they are so that i can be better informed when talking about what movies i do like #tho idk maybe i'll like them #probably not #i probably wont hate them though #most mcu movies arent even bad... theyre just.... you know... more #more of the stuff #there were mcu movies before and now there are more of them #thats all they are #thor ragnarok fucks though #and spiderman homecoming was pretty good too #black panther as well obv #and thats like all i can remember liking #beyond just ''yeah that was okay'' or ''wow that wasnt very good'' #anyway #i already know the basic gist of what happens in the avengers movies and i know what the criticisms are #but maybe i should see it for myself in order to understand better what i like and what i dont in movies #you know what i mean? #but yeah im in no rush #i was gonna watch the spiderman movie on a complete whim and now im just gonna do something else #im not watching like five hours of avengers movies just so i can watch a probably decent spiderman one #not right now anyway

[orionndjarin]

Everyone now saying that Andrew is their favorite spidey but when I hated Tom's spidey in Civil War I was wrong smh

#i really liked dane dehaan as harry osborne thats why i liked tasm so much lol #Andrew was good too #but yea i hated toms spiderman until i was forced to watch homecoming for my friends bday and he took off his shirt .. #and almost got crushed by a building.... #idk what it is with men in pain but they look so pretty :/ #then i had a fat crush on tom holland that i outgrew by the time i was 19 lmao #spiderman no way home #spiderman #mcu spiderman #the amazing spider man #peter parker #harry osborne

[buckybarnesandmarvel]

The Black Cat to his Spiderman

Pairings: Tom Holland x f!Reader

Warnings: Cursing. That’s it... I think?

Summary: You get cast as The Black Cat for the next Spiderman movie/s, getting the chance to meet your celebrity crush, the one and only Tom Holland.

A/N: My first time writing for Tom Holland. Tom is single in this fic. It’s kinda short, but, yeaaa. Also, I’m kinda obsessed with ‘London Boy’ by Taylor Swift at the moment and I’m listening to it on repeat while writing this. 😂😅

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A smile adorned your face as butterflies erupted in your stomach. Today you were finally going to visit the set of the new Spiderman in the making. You were lucky enough to have been cast as The Black Cat. You were playing Spiderman’s love interest for this movie and the others to come and you couldn't be more excited.

You had always loved acting and started at a young age. At first it was just being in the background but as your love for being on screen increased, you tried out, and was cast for, some bigger roles, Spiderman definitely being the biggest one in your career, so far.

Also, MARVEL movies were a huge part of your childhood and later years. You loved seeing the intricate details and the acting that was cast to perfection. They were a way of escape and comfort when you needed it. The Spiderman movies were by far you favourites, though. Ever since Toby Maguire, You loved the web-slinging, awkward teenager. Andrew Garfield increased your love for Peter Parker too, showing you another side of how he could be portrayed.

But, Tom Holland. Boy, that man could act. He was the perfect Peter Parker and Spiderman, awkward and messy, yet determined and brave. You were sure you had seen Homecoming a million times an Far From Home a million more.

It also didn’t help that the man in question was insanely attractive. He was kind and sweet and his laugh was just so cute and-

......

“Shit!”

You cursed the traffic on front of you as you banged your head lightly on the steering wheel. It was your first day and you were already running late.

What a great first impression.

You tapped your foot impatiently as the traffic slowly started to trickle forwards, once again. You sighed in relief as the you took a turn and saw the empty road. You sped up slightly, hoping that you could make it in time. You quickly checked your watch which read, 13:50. You were meant to be there for 2 so you had enough time to get there and look presentable. Hopefully.

......

You quickly parked and got out, with three minutes to spare. You grabbed your bag from the seat next to to as you flattened your t-shirt and tucked your hair behind your ears - it’ll have to do for now. You slightly jogged to where you were meant to be.

You looked around and your jaw dropped. It was unlike any other set you had been to. For one, it was huge, probably 10 times bigger than the set on your last movie. Also, the people. You looked around, glancing and recognising all the big actors and workers around you. You looked around, observing nothing in particular when you heard a voice behind you.

“You’ll get used to it.”

You spun around and matched the voice to the person, and the person being no other than Tom Holland. He held a coffee cup in one hand, the other hand in his pocket. He was wearing a plain white t-shirt and dark jeans, a small chain peeking out by his collarbone. His chocolate-brown curls were slightly messy and he was smiling widely, the corners of his eyes crinkling, as he took in the view.

“Really?” It all seemed surreal to you, like a never-ending dream and you still couldn’t get you head around that fact that this was happening.

“Yup. Believe me, I was exactly like you at the beginning. To be honest, I still am y’know. It’s crazy, but in a good way.”

“Yeah, it is.” You replied softly.

You faced towards you and you gazed at each other for a few moment, You were lost in his pretty eyes, different hues of brown and golden dancing around his dilated pupil. You saw a faint blush appear on his cheeks before he spoke to you.

“Sorry, that was rude of me. I’m Tom.” He took his hand out of his pocket and extended it to you, laughing nervously.

You breathed out a quiet laugh, too as you shook his hand.

“Um yeah, I know... I’m kinda a fan, but, um, I’m Y/N, it’s really nice too meet you.” You smiled shyly as you felt heat rush up your neck.

“That’s a beautiful name, darling. And, don’t tell anyone but I’m a fan of yours too. Jacob and Z keep trying to get me to admit I have a crush on you, but I’m not going to give them the satisfaction.” Tom winked at you and you giggled.

“That means a lot, Tom, thank you, and don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me.” You mimed zipping and locking your lips.

He was about to say something else when you both heard someone call his name. Tom turned back to you apologetically after identifying who called him, saying he had to go.

“No worries!” You knew how hectic work could be.

“I’ll see you around, darling.” Tom leaned in and kissed your cheek before jogging away, leaving you flushed in a daze.

Oh boy, this was going to be a long few months.

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Just a small drabble. Thank you for reading!

PS: Tom and ‘darling’... I’m pretty sure I would die.😂😅

PPS: This is not proofread, so, sorry for any mistakes.

#tom holland x you #spiderman x reader #tshwritersnet #tom holland x reader #tom holland x y/n #tom holland #tommyyy #loml #spiderman #black cat #spiderman x black cat #peter parker #peter parker x reader #peter parker x you #peter parker x y/n #spiderman x you #spiderman x y/n #tom holland!spiderman

[raineydays411]

The best of friends pt3

Peter Parker x Stark!reader

Summary: So it turns out that you do have other friends. Who would’ve guessed? 

A/n: Hello! So.. because i don’t feel like writing the whole fight scene, the events of homecoming already happened before the actual dance and Liz is moving after the school year ends.

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“Am I dreaming or is that you Jason Todd?”

“Yeah its me, don’t cream your pants.”

You laugh, running to embrace your friend, and he catches you spinning you around then putting you down. 

“What are you doing here?” You ask breathlessly, “Doesn’t your dad hate leaving Gotham?”

“Well he had a meeting with your dad today, so we made him bring us.” 

“Ohh, so that’s the meeting dad didn’t want to go to” You think.

“You’re brothers are here?” You look around for the boys, but not seeing any.

Jason laughs, “Just Tim and Damian, I kind of ditched them at the Tower, I think I would’ve gone crazy if I stayed another second.”

“Aw, were you expecting me to be there?” You tease, grinning wide as the boy turned a light shade of red.

“Oh please, if you were there I think I’d die of boredom” He teases back, a matching grin growing on his face. But before you can answer back you hear Mj shout at you. 

“Y/n! Are you gonna keep flirting or can we go on some rides?”

“Yeah Iron baby, are you gonna keep flirting?” 

You roll your eyes at the nickname, despite your protests you know he’s not going to stop calling you that. 

“Hey you’re not here with anyone are you?” “Um no why?” 

You grab his hand and pull him towards Mj and Ned, who were looking at the both of you in shock.

“You’re Jason Todd..” Ned says, surprised to see him here.

“Uh..hi” Jason responds, not knowing what to say.

“Jay and I are friends” You say, “ We hang out at the galas and judge people.”

Jason laughs, “That is not what we do.” 

“Oh? So then why do you mean mug people from the corner of the room?” 

Mj and Ned make eye contact, having a silent conversation as you and Jason banter. 

“So, you’re one of Y/n’s ‘friends that don’t live in the city’?” Mj asks, eyeing Jason and you. 

He slings and arm on your shoulders, “ Is that what you call us Y/n?” He turns to Mj to respond but before he can answer Peter and Liz finally make an appearance. 

“Oh so you two finally decided to grace us with your presence?” Mj drawls 

“Sorry guys, I really wanted this Spiderman plush and Peter was trying to win it for me” Liz says with a giggle. Peter blushes, not taking his eyes off Liz. 

You frown at the sight. Frustration growing in your head, this was supposed to be your day with Peter. And now it was ruined. 

“You spent over an hour trying to win a little doll?” You said bitterly, making everyone stare at you. 

“Ah come on iron baby, we all know those games are rigged.” Jason says from beside you. You tear your eyes away from Peter and Liz, “Rigged or not, I bet I can win a prize before you, Jay-Bird”

“Oh is that a bet?” “Um yeah, I literally just said that.” “Okay fine!”

Then you and Jason are off, running towards the nearest booth that gives out prizes. 

“Umm, who was that?” Peter asking, looking in the direction you ran off. 

“That was Jason Todd” Liz responds, “ You know, Bruce Wayne's son.”

“What was he doing with his arm around Y/n?” he asks with a frown.

“Well apparently they’re friends, he just showed up. We didn’t even notice him until we saw him spinning Y/n around like a washing machine.” Ned says with a laugh.

“What, so they’re like...close?” Peter asks. Mj and Ned look at each other. 

“Um I guess...” Ned says hesitantly.

“Well, I for one, haven’t heard Y/n talk as much as she has been now.” Mj says, a knowing look on her face. Peter made a face, not understanding what Mj was talking about. 

“That's true” Liz adds in, “She’s pretty quiet, it’s kinda weird.”

“Well to be fair you two haven’t been exactly talking to her.” Ned defending you, “ She opened up quite a bit after she got comfortable.”

“Yeah, besides, Peter is the one who she knows the best, I wouldn’t be comfortable hanging out with people I just met.” Mj says, glancing at Peter. 

Peter didn’t know how to feel. At first he was psyched to be spending time alone with Liz. He didn’t even think about how you would feel when he invited her and his friends on your shopping day. This whole day he was trying to get closer to Liz, he forgot that you hardly knew Ned and Mj.  But it was okay, you gained two new friends, and now Peter has a chance with Liz. 

He looked at Liz, 

“She looks so pretty” He thinks, but deep in his mind, a voice kept bringing up an image of your face.

“Oh shoot” Liz says, “ Hey guys, my mom is here to pick me up.”

“I’ll walk you to the car!” Peter shouts, startling Mj and Ned. 

‘Okay thanks Pete!” Liz says, wrapping an arm around his. Peter turns back to Ned and Mj with a grin. 

Ned winks back and Mj just rolls her eyes, going to find you and Jason. 

As Peter and Liz walk, he starts to get nervous. This whole day he has been alone with her, but now...now he has to leave an impression. 

“I had a lot-” “It was really coo-” 

The two laugh

“You go first” Peter says.

“It was really cool of you to invite me, I had a great time.” Liz says with a smile. Peter grins, happy that she had a good time with him. and his friends.

“Yeah? I’m glad, I had fun too.” 

They finally make it to the parking lot where Liz’s mother is waiting.  Liz’s face suddenly looks nervous.

“Hey Peter,” Liz turns to Peter, “ Do you have a date to homecoming?”

Peters breath hitches, “Um..no-no why?” 

“Well, I was wondering if you wanted to come with me?”

He...he isn’t as excited as he thought he’d be. In fact, this was kind of anti-climatic. 

“Y-yeah, of course!” Peter says forcing enthusiasm.  Liz’s face brightens and she smiles, pulling Peter into a hug.

“Awesome! I’ll text you with the details later?” She asks, pulling away to get into the car.

“That sounds great” Then without warning, Liz grabs Peters face and gives him a quick peck. 

“I’ll see you later Peter Parker.” and with that, she hopped into her mom's car and drove away. Peter stood there, hand on his mouth looking at the spot Liz stood. 

For some reason..he didn’t feel as happy as he should’ve. 

“What is wrong with me?” He asked himself. He shakes his head and turns around. Ready to walk back to where he last saw his friends. 

Turns out, they were all at a booth near the parking lot. And saw the whole thing.

“Dude!” Ned said running up to Peter, “Liz Allen just kissed you! You’re going to HOMECOMING with Liz Allen!” 

“Yeah..I am” Peter says, forcing excitement for his friend,” I can’t believe it.”

“Dude! You’ve been pining over her for YEARS! “ Ned shouts, “ You did it!” 

Meanwhile, Mj is rubbing your arm in comfort as you hold back tears. You saw everything. Peter really didn’t like you the way you thought. You felt defeated, betrayed even. All those moments...they meant nothing to him.  Every moment you held close to your heart. 

“Hey, are you alright Y/n?” Jason whispers, sensing your sadness. 

“um..no not really...” you whisper back, feeling a tear run down your face. Jason wipes it away before you could. 

“Hey, come on lets get you something to drink.” He pulls you away from Mj with a nod. But before he could get far, Peter called out

“Y/n..are you okay?” 

You don’t say anything, your back turned to him so he doesn’t see your face.

“She’s not feeling too hot, I’m gonna get some water and food in her, see if she perks up” Jason responded for you, wrapping an arm around your shoulder.

Peter looks at the arm, “I can do that” He steps closer to you but before he can touch you, you speak up.

“Don’t touch me, I want Jay to take me.”

And with that, Jason adjusts his grip on you and walks you to a food truck. Leaving behind a disheartened Peter. 

You sit on a bench as Jason orders you some food. Alone, you’re able to gather your thoughts and think about what just happened.  

“Did Peter really not like me? If he didn’t why did he act so flirty with me?” 

It made you mad. It wasn’t fair that he made you feel special then dropped you as soon as someone else came along. He ignores you all day for her, then acts innocent? Screw that.

“Here you go, one greasy ass burger and a bottle of water. We dine like true kings.” 

Jason plops down next to you, “So are you gonna tell me whats wrong or what?”

You scoff, “ Wow, you sure have a way with the ladies.” 

“Whatever.” the raven haired boy rolls his eyes, “ So what’s up? Is it that Peter kid?”

You sigh and explain everything. From when you first met Peter to now. After you were done, Jason stayed quiet. Digesting what you just told him and trying to find the right words to say.

“Fuck him.” He says simply. 

“What?” You say surprised at his comment. 

“Fuck. Him” He repeats looking you in the eye, “ Why are you going to waste your time on someone who doesn’t want you? It’s his lose anyway.”

You stay quiet, not exactly knowing how to respond. 

Two of you eat in silence, watching parents run after their children, and take in the atmosphere. 

“Hey.. we never did finish our bet.” Jason says, standing up. 

You look up at him, a small smile forming on your face. “No, I guess we didn’t.”

“Well come on, I don’t have all day.” He holds out his hand, refusing to look at you. You take it, interlocking your fingers.

You walk in silence, faces red but its comforting. It was nice to see this side of Jason. When the two of you see each other, you both have a this fake persona for the media. You couldn’t truly show who you really were. You only caught glimpses of each others true self when you’d sneak away from the crowds. You both hated those stupid galas Bruce threw. Your dad would force you to go so he wouldn’t be alone, and Jason had to go as Bruce Waynes son. 

A match made in heaven.

“Here we are.” Jason says, releasing your hand. “Ready to get your ass handed to you?”

“Oh you wish Todd.”You scoff, walking up to the man running the booth. 

“Hello little lady, three bucks for a three chances.” 

You hand him the money and get the balls. It seemed simple enough, toss the balls, knock down the clowns, win the prize. 

You wind your arm back, and throw the ball with all your might. You end up knocking down two out of the five clowns down. You go again, getting the other three.v

“You got a good aim little miss. What can I get for ya?” 

“The Iron man please.” You hear Jason scoff from his place behind you, “ Oh, is someone a little salty he lost the bet?”

“Whatever princess, it was pure luck.”

“Luck? or years of training with an expert marksman?” You say referring to the times you trained with Clint.

“Whatever.” He says rolling his eyes.

“Aw come on Jay bird, don’t be so salty.” You coo, “ Here, something to remember me by.” You hand him the Iron man with a smirk.  He takes it with a sigh, trying to hide the smile forming on his face. 

“Yeah yeah, come on let's go play that booth with the balloons.” He takes your hand, dragging you to the booth. 

It turns out to be a game with water guns. You both race to make the balloon pop. Jason wins at this game 

“Ha” He says turning to you with a smirk. “ Aw, come on Princess, don’t be so salty.” He turns to attendant “ yeah can i have the Red Hood, thanks” 

He hands you the Red Hood doll, “ Here, something to remember me by” 

You roll your eyes, “ Don’t you use my words against me.” You take the doll, looking it over, “ Hey, why the Red Hood?”

Jason freezes, as you caught him in a lie or something. “Uhh, cause...he’s from Gotham, and so am I...” 

You squint at him, finding his response weird, “Um, okay?” 

He looks relieved with your acceptance. Weird. 

He takes your hand again and you both walk around, catching up on stuff you’ve missed in the months you haven't seen each other. While you were talking, you could’ve sworn you saw a flash of light from the corner of your eye. 

Oh well.

“Hey guys, over here.” 

You both turn to see Ned and Peter. 

“Hey, where’s Mj?” You ask as the two boys walk up to you and Jason.

“She had to leave, her dad picked her up a few minutes ago.” Ned replied, “We were coming to look for you guys.”

“Oh, are you ready to go?” You asked, “ Is anyone picking you up Ned?” 

“Nah I’m spending the night at Peters, we’re gonna watch Star Wars.” He says excitedly. 

Jason snorts, and you elbow him in the stomach, “ I happen to like Star Wars very much. And even if I didn’t, don’t be a dick to my friends.” 

“Sorry man, you just reminded me of my...brother, Tim. Sounds like something he’d like.” Jason says apologetically. 

“I’m friends with Y/n Stark..” Ned whispered.

Peter was quiet, he hasn’t said a word since he saw you and Jason laughing together. His mood worsened when he saw your intertwined hands. 

“So, you’re feeling better.” Peter states, avoiding your eyes. 

“Um, yeah...guess I just needed some food in me.” You mutter. An awkward silence coming over the group. 

“Hey are we going to ride the subway? It sucks going on there at night.” Ned says breaking the silence. 

“Is it? I know I hated walking around at night back home.” Jason says with a frown.

“Yeah man, my mom had to work late one night and she said she saw two homeless people getting it on.”

The four of you cringe at the thought.

“I’ll call Happy” You say pulling out your phone. You walk away, letting go of Jason's hand.

The three boys are left alone, not exactly knowing what to say to each other.

“So...how do you know Y/n?” Ned asks

“Oh uh” Jason goes to say how he knows you when he stops, he noticed how Peter’s mood seemed to worsen when he saw him with you. 

“Me and Y/n ditch galas together.” He says, “ We sneak into my room and...play games.” 

Peters face darkens, “Play games?” 

“Yeah, you know”

“No. I don’t.” 

“Interesting..” Jason thinks to himself 

“Like poker and shit”He replies, “ She’s shit at it, but i like seeing her get all happy when she wins so I let her.”

Peter smiles, knowing how happy you get when you win at games. Then frowns, knowing that Jason has seen you the same way he has. 

“Hey, whos that?” Ned asks, “ He’s been looking at Y/N for a while now.” 

Peter and Jason whip their head towards where Ned was pointing. Low and behold, there was a guy staring at you. You, too busy on your call with Happy, weren’t paying attention to your surroundings. 

The guy looked like a creep. His eyes roaming your body as if you were a piece of meat. It was disgusting.  But before Peter could do anything, Jason was already striding towards you. 

Now, Peter was strong, but he wasn’t too intimidating out of his suit. But jason? Jason was massive, even for an eighteen year old. He was tall, very well built, and just had this dark aura around him. 

Peter didn’t like him. 

Meanwhile, you were chatting to Happy about the where you were, apologizing for calling him so last minutes. 

“Thanks so much Happy, I’ll see you right now.” 

“Yeah yeah.” He hangs up. You chuckle putting your phone back into your purse. Looking up you see Jason striding towards you. 

“Hey i just-” He cuts you off, harshly slamming his arm above your head and leaning in close. 

“Theres a man staring at you.” He whispers, “ Right over there.” 

You follow his gaze, seeing the man who has a frightened expression. Jason was sending a death glare his way that could have frightened Batman himself. The man scurries off without a second glance.

Jason gently thumps you on the back of your head, “See what happens when you stand there like a space cadet.”

‘Oh..I was?”

Peter and Ned walk up to the two of you

“Y/n, you have to be more aware when you’re by yourself.” Peter scolds. 

“He’s right, or its going to be your own damn fault when someone kidnaps you.”

“Oh right.” You say standing up straight and alert. Jason rolls his eyes.

“We said when you’re alone.” “Right.” you say still alert.

“You don’t have to worry about it when you’re with me, you can space out whenever you want.”

“Oh? You gonna protect me Jay-bird?” 

Jason just smiles, not responding as he looks away from your face. 

“So, is Happy coming or what?” Peter asks rudely, taking you by surprise. He’s never talked to you like that before. 

“Um..yeah he’s on his way.” You respond, “ He should be here in a few minutes.”

Peter nods. Yet another uncomfortable silence falls on the group. 

You start walking to the entrance, and without a word the boys follow you. 

You don’t get it, first Peter ignores you all day and now he’s mad at you? What the hell is he playing at? 

“So I’m assuming you’re staying at the Tower?” You ask Jason, “ Your dad would be blowing up your phone if you weren’t.”

“I turned it off” Jason says with a smirk, “ I’m sure they’ll be alright.”

You laugh at his antics, knowing that he’s gonna get an earful when he gets back. Then. from the corner of your eye, you see Peter roll his eyes and glare at Jason.  Ugh, what a weird day.

Finally Happy, shows up. You pile into the car, a tight fit with all four of you, but you make it work. 

The tension in the car is so thick you can cut it with a knife. Happy doesn’t even make any comments, he just drives to Peter’s house to drop him and Ned off. As soon as he gets there, he jumps off the car as if something bit him. Going into the building without a goodbye. Ned just awkwardly smiles and says bye, then follows Peter into the apartment. 

“Okay...That was weird.” Happy says, “What happened? Usually the kid won’t shut up.”

“I have no idea. He’s just being a dick I guess.” You respond sourly. Looking out the window, signaling that you were done with the conversation. 

You finally get home, exhausted physically and emotionally. As you ride the elevator, you think about today's events. So much has happened today it makes your head spin. You were,’t even paying attention when you got to your floor, Jason having to nudge you to get you to move.

“Jason.”, you hear a deep voice rumble. You look up at the sound and giggle

“Looks like you’re in trouble Jay-bird.” “Shut up, please.” 

You laugh again, “It’s lovely to see you again Mr. Wayne, are you staying at the Tower tonight?”

“Hello Y/n” Bruce says, “ It seems so, seeing as my son has been missing all day and we’ve missed our check in time.” He glares at Jason. 

“Aw come on Bruce, we’ll all have a sleepover, bread each other’s hair and tell secrets” You dad says coming out of nowhere. He pecks the top of your head. 

“Hey kid, how was it?” 

“Ugh, don’t even get me started” You say rolling your eyes, “ How was the meeting?” 

“Ugh don’t even get me started.” Then he turned to Jason, “ Hey, didn’t know you were a fan.” 

You laugh, knowing he’s referring to the plush you won for him. “Where’s the rest of the boys?” 

“Damian fell asleep and Tim is in your fathers lab tinkering.” Bruce responds, “ I was about to head to bed.” 

“Oh me too, I’ve had quite the day.” You hug your dad, “ Night pops.” 

Then you turn to Jason, “ I had fun today Jay, thanks. Good night Mr. Wayne.” 

And with that, you walk off to your room, desperate to shower and sleep this day away. 

“So, care to explain why your phone was shut off?” 

Yikes, poor Jason.

#peter parker x stark!reader #peter parker x reader #peter parker x black!reader #peter parker imagine #tony stark x daughter!reader #jason todd x reader #jason todd #marvel x reader #marvel #marvel and dc #crossover #fanfic #reader insert

[farfromharry]

The one with homecoming | Peter’s girl

Summary: You accompany Mj to homecoming when Peter decides to go with Liz, but eventually end up comforting Peter after he gets into a large fight as Spiderman

Word count - 2,600

warnings - mentions of injuries, maybe some language?

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Homecoming was fastly approaching, and after the year you and your friends had had, you were more than excited. You were hoping that you and Mj could go together, as friends of course, no boys that would only serve to ruin your night with how irritating they were; yes, that included Ned and Peter.

“What if I asked Peter to Homecoming?” she said abruptly, breaking the comfortable silence you’d been in while eating together. You nearly choked on your food for multiple reasons. One, that was a very bold thing to do for Mj, and two, you really didn’t want her to go with Peter. She stared at you with wide eyes while you took a swig of your water to cool your burning throat, expecting some kind of explanation for that reaction.

“No, no boys,” you whined, hand reaching over to link your fingers with Mj’s across the table. “Let’s just go together.” She ignored the evident pleading and excitement in your eyes, the girl telling you that she really wanted to try her luck with Peter, finally find out if he likes her back. You were convinced your heart could have shattered right there, but you instead plastered a playful pout on your lips instead, showing your disapproval of the idea. “Still don’t think it’s a good idea,” you murmured, moreso under your breath so she wouldn’t hear you, retracting your hand from hers rather defeatedly.

“What was that?”

You opened your mouth to stutter out a response when you were thankfully saved by the bell, though not the actual bell, in this case it was a frantic and flustered looking Peter Parker. You and Mj shared a look of simultaneous confusion, watching as the boy took a seat opposite you, seeming quite out of breath.

“I need your help,” he said, trying to take a second to catch his breath before he explained what was going on.

“Why?” Mj asked, looking quite unimpressed that he’d interrupted your conversation, even if it was actually about him and her feelings for said boy. He took a deep breath, looking at you both with a tight lipped, nearsay awkward, smile.

“I just asked Liz to Homecoming.” For the second time in the span of such little time, you choked on your food, finding Peter’s words very difficult to believe. You stared at him with wide eyes, trying to figure out how this incredible socially awkward boy could ever ask the gorgeous, social butterfly of the school to a very crowded school event.

Mj could physically feel her heart sink and she nearly felt sick. However, like always she hid behind that same face of uninterest, feigning the idea that those words didn’t stab into her chest everytime they repeated over and over in her head.

“That’s amazing Pete, but I don’t know how we can help?” you said. You’d hoped the words would discourage him enough that he’d go ask Ned or something about all his questions, leaving you and the heartbroken Mj to not have to deal with this. But clearly he didn’t get the hint.

“I-I need you to help me with, you know, girls.”

You sighed, feeling Mj’s tense energy even from just sitting beside her, and part of you wondered how Peter couldn’t feel it too. But looking at the boy he looked so happy, practically glowing and flashing you that innocent smile that you didn’t know how to say no to. With another sigh you decided you’d do this yourself, you wouldn’t force Mj to sit and listen to you talk about how Peter can impress a girl that isn’t her.

“Why don’t you swing by my place tonight, I’ll uh, help you out.’ You mentally smiled to yourself at the accidental pun you’d thrown in there. Swing, Spiderman, get it?

“You’re a lifesaver Y/N, thank you,” he said, scattering away to probably go and tell Ned the good news.

Between you and Mj now was a very uncomfortable silence. You didn’t know if it was because you’d agreed to help Peter or if she was still dwelling on his date not being her, and the fact she didn’t even get to ask him first. Either way though you had no idea how to start a new conversation, the two of you sitting silently side by side. Thankfully this time you were saved by the literal bell, a muttered thank you coming from you.

“I’ll see you later,” you said, standing from your seat and offering her a warm smile which unfortunately wasn’t returned. “Whatever.”

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The build up to homecoming felt like hell for Mj. She’d voiced to you over the last week all her worries about having to watch Peter and Liz getting to be all lovey-dovey all night and your heart broke for her. You could tell even though she was opening up to you about this, she was still much more hurt by the idea than she was letting on and you’d never been more angry at the clueless boy.

You’d try to assure and reassure her plenty of times that what they got up two didn’t matter. The two of you were going to have fun and you were going to enjoy yourselves tonight without any more heartache. After all Peter was just a dumb high school boy.

When the actual night arrived the girl was freaking out more than you think you’d ever seen her freak out. Some part of her was convinced she had to look perfect just in case Peter so happened to glance her way at any point during the night.

So here you were helping her get ready. She’d bought a pretty dress and insisted on doing her hair the same way as usual after you tried another style and she decided she hated it. She’d obviously apologised for momentarily snapping at you but you’d understood she was feeling really stressed.

You knew what it was like to constantly try and impress someone and fail each and every time, so you couldn’t blame her attempts at trying.

It didn’t take too long for both of you to get ready, however Mj was quick to begin doubting herself as she stared in the mirror for too long. You could see the insecurity on her face and your heart panged with sympathy.

“You’re going to kill tonight,” you said. You could tell your words had an effect on her as she began to shyly play with her hands. You grinned to yourself, bringing her hands in yours and up to your mouth to press a sweet kiss onto her knuckles. “You’re so perfect,” you told her.

Of course you didn’t actually want Peter to realise what was right in front of him and date Mj, but you weren’t going to hurt her because of your own feelings.

“Well, we should head out while we still look hot,” you said, sending her a wink that had her rolling her eyes at you. She took your hand and watched as your smile grew wider as she led you out of your apartment. “Let’s go.”

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The night felt like it was flying by with the amount of fun you were having. After making sure Mj couldn’t keep her eyes on Peter she loosened up quite a bit. You’d actually managed to get the stubborn girl to dance with you a little bit, something that not a single part of you expected to happen.

It was only when moving to get another drink you saw Liz sitting alone on the bleachers, no Peter in sight. You tapped Mj’s shoulder to draw her attention to it, motioning over to the girl. If she was being honest, her first reaction was relief, relief that her crush wasn’t dancing the night away with a girl that wasn’t her.

But after a quick re-evaluation of her feelings, she felt a strand of sympathy grow for the girl, but only a really really miniscule one.

“We have to help her,” you reasoned, trying to talk some sense into your friend. With a hesitant answer she nodded, swallowing her hurt and pride and following you over to the bleachers where Liz looked as though she was ready to cry.

She saw the two of you approach and offered you both a weak smile, having no protest to you taking a seat beside her.

“Are you okay?” you asked. She chuckled quietly, probably at herself for getting so worked up over a teenage boy, but nevertheless shook her head.

“He left. He said he was sorry and left.”

She truly did sound hurt by his actions, and you were mentally cursing Peter for hurting yet another sweet girl that didn’t deserve his stupidity.

“Where did he go?” you asked, trying to console the girl. She just shrugged, resting her head on your shoulder sadly as Mj watched the two of you. You rubbed your hand up and down Liz’s back, sending your best friend a warning glare as you saw the way her eyes sparkled. Whether it was out of hope or happiness, neither were appropriate right now.

Part of Mj really was happy that Peter had abandoned Liz. She’d told you that the only thing that could possibly ruin tonight was having to watch them together the whole night when she desperately wished it was her.

“I’m sorry Liz,” she said, pushing her feelings aside to try and be the bigger person. The girl nodded, flashing Mj a sad smile as she brought her hands up to wipe any stray tears.

“I think,” she started, drawing your and Mj’s attention to her. “I think I’m just going to go home.”

Your anger towards Peter only increased with Liz’s words. “Are you sure? You can stay with us if you’d like,” you offered. You could feel Mj’s glare burning into your side as you said the words and the girl was sure she’d cry if Liz was to agree to your suggestion.

Luckily for her though, Liz was quick to deny, telling you both that she really would prefer to go home than keep getting stares of pity and feel this deep sense of embarrassment. It isn’t everyday that someone gets stood up by a ‘nerd’ like Peter Parker, especially not someone like Liz Allan.

The two of you watched as she left the gym, ignoring the stares of nosey teenagers.

As soon as the doors were closed again you turned your full attention to Mj. “I’m proud of you,” you whispered, leaning your head on her shoulder. She sighed, shaking her head but leaning it on top of yours anyway.

“I was being selfish-“ she tried to argue. “But you did the right thing in the end,” you said, wrapping your arms around her in a comforting way. You felt the way the apples of her cheeks pressed against your head more defined and you just knew she was smiling at your words.

“Now, let’s go enjoy our night.”

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You were over the moon by the time you got back to your apartment that night. Your parents had made you tell them all about it and you could hardly contain your excitement from the night you’d spent dancing away with Mj. But overall, you were still exhausted and you were ready to just crawl into your bed and sleep for the next few hours.

You entered your room with your smile still permanently stuck on your face, closing the door behind you and pressing your back to the wood as you tried to calm your excitement from the night.

You didn’t expect someone to already be in your room, sitting on your bed to be exact. You flipped on the light and nearly had a heart attack upon seeing the suited boy sitting there, clutching his ribs with a pained expression on his face.

“Peter, oh my god,” You shrieked, trying to keep your voice down so you didn’t alert your parents. The boy’s face was beaten black and blue and from the way he was walking and clutching at his stomach, the rest of him wasn’t much better. “What happened to you?” you asked, rushing over to him to take a close look at his injuries. You could see the tears forming in his waterline and your heart ached for him, carefully wrapping your arms around him.

“Come on,” you said, leading him to your bathroom, a very familiar occurrence recently. Neither of you spoke while you tended to the cuts on his face. You wanted to let him tell you what happened when he was ready, plus you didn’t exactly feel like talking as you tried to quickly come down from the excitement of the night.

Your eyes caught sight of his hand resting in his lap, the skin split on his knuckles that had you wincing at the sight.

“Your hand,” you pointed out, noticing the slight burn marks on his skin when his hand shifted. He shook his head, telling you to ignore it and just help with his face. You tended to his busted lip and the cut right on his cheekbone, wiping away as much blood and dirt as you could.

“Are you sure you’re okay?”

His eyes were burning holes into yours while you worked on him, noticing the concerned glint every time he’d hiss or wince at some pressure.

“No,” he whispered, the tears from earlier beginning to spill over his cheeks. You cooed quietly, pulling him back into you just so you could hold him. After tonight you were sure Mj would explode seeing the way you were holding Peter, and you felt guilty even if your actions were incredibly innocent. You wouldn’t dream of hurting her like that.

“What happened?” you asked, in the softest voice you could muster. You lightly guided his chin so he was looking into your eyes, his big doe eyes making him look like a lost puppy.

“This is going to sound insane, but,” he laughed to himself. “I- I was fighting Liz’s dad.”

He watched as your eyes widened in shock, your body freezing as you tried to process the words he’d just said. He tried to answer as many of your questions as he could before you even opened your mouth, knowing exactly what was already going through your head.

“Well, do you remember Liz’s party when you saw me on the roof?” It took a lot of explaining from Peter. But he eventually managed to tell you the entire story, right from the alien weapons the night of the party to taking him down and handing him over to the cops. You were surprised but you were sure these were the kinds of things you were going to have to get used to knowing his secret.

Conversation was quick to die down afterwards, neither of you knowing what else to say on the matter, but the thought of Liz after he left her in the gym was eating him alive.

“Did she seem mad?” he asked, timidly. Of course you knew who he was talking about straight away. You thought back on the night and even though it wasn’t the answer he wanted, you had to shrug your shoulders. “She was upset,” you said.

You heard him sigh beside you. “Did I really screw this up?” he asked, laying his head on your shoulder. You sighed, resting your head on top of his, much like how Mj had done to you earlier this afternoon. You weren’t planning on sugar coating this for him. “Yeah, you did.”

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[eerna]

Hello!! Read your No Way Home thoughts and while I did personally enjoy the movie, I do agree with much of what you said and I did feel that the movie was... not as good as it could have been. But I also wanna say that the difference in our experiences was because we both went in with very different expectations! (while I do like to think I have critical thinking skills, I am generally just an average movie enjoyer haha).

That being said, I’m curious to know what your thoughts about the first two MCU Spider-Man movies are, if you’re willing to share :) For me I absolutely loved the first two films, I thought they were really good movies and personally consider them a lot better than NWH. However, I did watch those movies when I was 16/17, so I wouldn’t be surprised if some things about those movies were not as perfect as I originally thought (or maybe I was just charmed by Tom Holland’s face HAHAHA).

Ooh if you watched the other two Spider-Man franchises too I’d love to hear you discuss that as well!! And where MCU Spider-Man stands with respect to them :D but ofc that’s entirely up to you.

Thanks for reading, and have a good day! (Yes I realised I have no idea how to end this ask HAHA sorry)

Hello! I really don't mind people enjoying the movie, I am just blowing up after a year of slow realization that you can no longer trust media critics to make their own informed opinions and think deeper than surface level because everyone is just saying whatever will bring them the most clout. It really has nothing to do with regular people watching stuff that entertains them, I too watch stuff mostly on purely subjective entertainment level, but Disney is one of my most despised things in this world so that's why I am so passionate about this specific subject ahahah!

As for my relationship with other Spiderman media, I suppose it IS important for the context of my opinion and I just forgot abt it fsabjkasbjk. Here's the chronological summary under the cut bc I went off the deep end again:

I grew up with lots of superhero stuff, but Spiderman is the only one who I really loved. I read the comics and books, watched the cartoons and movies, played with action figures, all of it!! I grew out of the phase at around 10 when I started reading like an addict, but I still harbor special feelings for the franchise due to the nostalgia!

We have a tradition where we marathon the Tobey Maguire trilogy once a year, and I truly love it!! Here's where the subjective enjoyment comes into play, because trust me I am aware it isn't high art, but I still love it to bits. It's such a cute way of portraying a teenage superhero in the most 2000s way possible. Everyone is played by adults, the fashion is disastrous, the effects silly, the acting dramatic, the jokes fantastic, the villains engaging, AND I can still cry when sad stuff happens. Perfect.

The Amazing Spiderman movies aren't my thing, my brother claims I have seen them but the only thing I remember is falling asleep midway through the first one. I don't like the fake awkward vibe of a conventionally attractive adult playing a teen boy, so I can't really vibe with Andrew, sorry...

Into the Spiderverse is my fav Spiderman movie. Not only is it fun, but it also reset my brain back in 2018 and it’s the objectively best entry in the franchise no matter how you cut it. Inventive and revolutionary, the animation, the music, the direction- EVERYTHING is just SO GOOD. I was an adult who hated the concept of multiverses with absolutely no prior knowledge of any of the characters and no nostalgia whatsoever and I fell deeply in love.

I don’t have much to say about the PS4 game. I watched my bro play for a while and I think it’s super pretty and charming and well written and I’ll play it one day for sure.

The Spiderman movies are the only entries in the MCU featuring Tom Holland that I've seen, so that's the only context through which I can view his performance. And I really like Homecoming! It is such a fun, cute movie! Sure, I was a little disappointed with the non-Spiderman sentiments such as the robot suit and the "I'm above protecting everyday people" attitude, but the jokes were funny, everyone sold the awkward teen aura really well, and it was visually really good! Ur right, Tom Holland has such a charming boy vibes that he’s super relatable and makes you care about him just by standing there. The villain, the emotional beats, the ending realization that normal people need protecting, it's all very nice! As for Far From Home, I loved it the first time I watched it! (Side note, I first saw it with my mom at a cinema, and that experience of two women with not a lot of knowledge of the MCU sitting among a hundred fans def played to the "no thoughts head empty just good fun" vibe. We cheered, we cried, we screamed. Everyone booed Ned when he said Europeans love Americans. It was amazing.) However, when I rewatched it and had the opportunity to think about it, I caught bad feelings. It was right around that time that I started waking up to the invasive reality of the Internet and just how parasitic and horrible Disney is for the entertainment industry, and I couldn’t help but notice parallels between that and the stuff that movie tried to get us to accept as normal and reasonable in that story. It’s not a question of who should inherit Tony Stark’s power- it SHOULD be a question of whether ANYONE should possess it. Sure, the underlaying message of “It’s not about having powers, it’s about how you use them” is a regular theme in superhero media, but it’s usually for stuff like superstrength or sticky fingers or stretching your limbs really really far. It’s never the most powerful superhero leading nations and directing the fate of the world, it’s the wisest or kindest or most decisive one. It’s the VILLAINS who see power as the right to rule. But Tony Stark’s enterprise in the MCU puts power into new perspective- there IS absolute power that can be used to rule the world and bend the nature of reality, and this time it’s the heroes who invented it and not the villains. And we should just. Accept that. We should be aware these are “normal people” with faults and mistakes and fully quips, but also that they could destroy us all with a flick of their finger and a computer program. It’s such a bleak, ugly thing in that it is contemporary and reflects the world we currently live in, but refuses to paint it as a bad or even a morally gray thing. And now that the third movie is out, I can confidently say that yes, MCU’s Spiderman took a story about a poor boy in a homemade supersuit fighting for the little guy who goes unnoticed amid the space fights and old gods returning and turned it into one of the most obvious pieces of current world order propaganda.

You might say “Io it’s not that deep, stfu, it’s literally about a guy who got superpowers from being bitten by a radioactive spider, it’s just good fun,” but I would argue that EVERYTHING created by the biggest entertainment company in the world should be examined through contemporary context lenses. Media has enormous power in society, and if it’s controlled mostly by the same institution, we should pay attention to what they are saying and why. I’m not gonna pretend the Spiderman franchise was a revolutionary piece of socioeconomic philosophy in the first place, but when you look at which pieces Disney decided to reinterpret and in what ways, it sure makes you think. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

#eernask #elsartzz #no way home spoilers #i think it has something to do with the herd mentality of watching something with virtually everyone in the world and loving it #bc like i said i fuckin LOVED the experience of seeing it in the cinema and then i watched it at home and was like ''hold up'' #and it's still the only cinema experience of my life where the audience was that engaged #we humans like to belong and the culture surrounding the mcu makes us feel like we do

[oligbia]

Hi!! Can I request headcanons of retired hero!all might with his wife? Something cute and domestic because I simppp for him thanks in advance 😻

Omg of course!! You're actually my first request so I was super excited to do this! Also, I am 100% pretending like manga chapter 306 didn't happen for my own mental sanity :)

Retired! All Might Domestic Headcanons

SFW, Fluff 

I don't really see you getting married until he's completely retired from hero work, but once he’s officially retired, he proposes and the wedding isn't long following.

It's nothing super extravagant, he wasn't a huge fan of the idea of something big and flashy, he probably didn't even tell press that he was engaged, worried something bad could happen. He invites his hero friends to a more western wedding, but you have a traditional one in private. 

While he is retired from hero work, he continues to work at UA as a teacher for a few more years, however, not long after Midoriya graduates, he retires from that as well. 

This one isn’t domestic but I cant just not mention it- he has a ghost writer for his twitter. He literally has no idea how to use that app. Its like teaching my 45 year old mom to use Instagram. 

In the absence of something do, he picks up working with little kids. He reads books at libraries to little kids and gives those guest speaker talks at school, probably against bullying. 

You get to help him with his little speaking gigs, helping him set up, pass out goodies, etc. He loves having you has his personal cheerleader (we all know he needs one, poor guy)

You know those Captain America videos in Spiderman Homecoming? Yea he made those for UA. They are just as cheesy.

As far as living together day to day, he is more of a home body. He likes outings with you, but sadly the press tend to get in the way. A calm and cozy night-in always sounds so much more appealing to him. 

Big fan of baths together. I’m not sure how domestic this is, but I felt like I needed to mention it

LOVES to grocery shop together. If you go without him, he will pout all night. 

He is really good about doing the dishes, not letting them pile up too much. He much prefers when you can do them together, he likes the bonding time, but is happy to do them alone from time to time. 

You probably live somewhere reasonably sized, away from the city. He didn’t want something big or flashy, but wanted something he could be proud of. 

He didn’t have much say on any of the decorating, leaving most of it up to you. He let you hang some things from his hero career up, but didn’t let it overwhelm the house. He likes to keep framed newspapers of the 1-A kids’ professional achievements, especially Midoriya. 

He likes to spend Sunday mornings reading peacefully together. He likes reading biographies or non-fiction books about history, but will pick up a good mystery from time to time. 

He is a pretty good cook, making you both dinner frequently. He’s pretty health conscious, but it doesn’t consume his diet. He isn’t trying to keep a hero build by any means, but wants to keep himself alive and healthy, ya’know? 

His morning coffee is a light roast with a little milk and a little sugar. He swears you make it better than him and loves when you make it for him. 

If kids are something you want, he’s all on board to have a few as well. His dream is having a little girl, but is okay with about anything. He probably wouldn’t want very many kids, three max. He is, however, open to having pets. 

On the subject of pets, you have a cat he named “Nana.” She was a stray. 

Eventually, when your children are grown and you are both completely retired, you move to a beach somewhere, completely removed from hero society. It’s not that he doesn’t love it- he just wants to spend the last years of his life peacefully and alone with you. 

Thank you again for the request. I really hope that this was good and what you wanted. If you have more requests to make, or want a one-shot, I am more than happy to do them! 

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[thetimelordbatgirl]

MCU Phase 1 was awesome but problems started showing up midway through Phase 2. The thing the MCU does really well is visuals and the action that comes with it. People are so dazzled by the style they don't notice the lack of substance. That's why Endgame was initially so well received. It was only months later people started realizing "you know, this isn't the masterpiece I initially thought it was." I wonder if we'll see the same thing happen with No Way Home.

Phase 1 was basically the starting point, so the movies were pretty good then- even though Iron Man looking back is very um, iffy, given the military aspects off it and such, and it taking Iron Man to adulthood somehow to realize bombs can kill people, it was still the best phase of the MCU. And then phase 2 was um....a mixed bag- Winter Solider? Good- Iron Man 3? Ehhhh- it was okay, but it had at the time, the obvious problem with the Mandarin, but it was an okay conclusion to Iron Man's arc at the time and The Dark World really needs to answer for fridging Frigga still, and....Age of Ultron was bad, and I only enjoyed Ant Man a little and Guardians was at least fun. And Phase 3??? Yeah.....your right to say that people are impressed by visuals and action first, as um....Phase 3 was a mess....it literally has Civil War in it, aka the worst Cap film, let alone the boring and mess of a film Doctor Strange, the continued mess of Spiderman via Homecoming and Far From Home and they really released Captain Marvel between IW and Endgame just to explain why shes important, and its a movie again, replacing the POC with the white hero- and then there's IW and Endgame.....aka the most bad Avengers movies yet, especially Endgame- the only enjoyable parts of Phase Three ended up being Ant Man And The Wasp, GOTG2 and Black Panther.

Phase 4 so far only has one good enjoyable film and thats Shang Chi, but Black Widow came out too late and only the intro was interesting for me, but so far the shows have been pretty bad, with TFATWS becoming bad in the finale, with only Pro being Sam as Captain America....before What If made it clear Marvels more in favor of Peggy as Captain Britain. And it wouldn't surprise me if people do slowly realize how bad No Way Home- MCU has been showing signs of fatigue with fans for a long time, with Endgame and even Far From Home getting some people over time hating them, and shows like Loki served to piss of fans basically, showing that the MCU has definitely been losing its touch, and with No Way Home....yeah, I call it getting some bad reviews soon enough as people slowly realize how bad it is.

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