#and sirius is just like 'well see :(' and harry is like 'please i rly dont wanna go back to the dursleys

[caandlelit]

dabihawks hogwarts au bc im fucking tired of the same old canon angsty “romeo and juliet” “enemies to friends to lovers” bullshit theres too much angst and way too less cliché happy endings and I wanted a harry potter au

well first off houses

for dabi I had this whole plot idea

that his whole family has been in gryffindor 

and that endeav*r would fucking murder him if he got in slytherin bc 

“those snakes are evil touya” 

so of course he tries his fucking level best

to not get in gryffindor

despite having some of the characteristics

he is brave

but hes a rebellious idiot in the opposite situation as sirius black

so hes determined to get in slytherin if its the last thing he does

he fukcing. okay.

okay so he puts on the sorting hat.

and immediately the hats like:

“ah mister todo-”

“slytherinslytherinslytherinslytherinslyth-”

“wh-”

“PLEASE”

this goes on with him not letting the hat talk for like five minutes

(but his fire is blue 

so I rly wanted him to be in ravenclaw

it mATCHES CMON)

the hat decides on ravenclaw

bc he just doesn't have the cunning and ambition it takes to be a slytherin i mean cmon his life goal is to destroy his dad and in canon he literally joined the league of villains to do it 

wow so cunning

plus he looks good in blue

and so he gets in ravenclaw 

hes annoyed but

“it’ll do I guess”

it’d make rei happy

hawks however gets into gryffindor the second he puts on the hat

and his reaction is

‘nice’

they met on the train

dabi was sitting in his own compartment when a kid with the prettiest goddamn eyes hes ever seen in his admittedly short life steps inside

‘hi can I stay here”

“hi can you stay forever”

‘what’

“nothing”

hawks is a neglected muggleborn who was using his magic discreetly to save people in his sketchy neighborhood

then the ministry found him and the aurors were pissed off that a muggleborn kid was better at saving people than them

so they took him in and the rest is history

dabi is a pureblood who hates his shitty abusive dad and loves his mom and siblings

and is determined to rebel as much as he can to piss off that dick

they’re best friends immediately

dabi likes magical history

bc the teacher doesnt notice anything so he can slack off and hes good at studying on his own so he passes

so he can catch some sleep in those classes

hawks likes charms bc hes good at it

he makes puns about how “charming he is”

dabi pretends he finds it annoying

(he doesn’t)

(bc he knows its true)

and his favorite spell is wingardium leviosa 

like its his go to

to the point that dabi doesn't even notice when things just float by him

until one day its him thats floating

and he just gives hawks a deadpan look

“seriously”

‘in my defence you weren't paying attention to me’

but they both love defence and potions

bc those are the only classes gryffindor and ravenclaw have together

they sit together and fuck around 

to the point that the teachers get pissed and kick them out

which just makes them run to the grounds and sit near to the black lake

they have a tree thats like their spot

its a common sight to see dabi lying with his head on hawks lap

while hawks is leaning against the tree smiling fondly at him with his hands threaded through dabi’s hair

they start dating in fifth year

or more like dabi stutters his way through asking him out

“hey d-dyou wanna go to hogsmede w’me”

‘we?? always go together so yeah ?? and its not like i’d go alone??? cmon thats just sad who goes to hogsmede alone smh”

“n-nonono I mean. like. on a (incomprehensible mumbling)”

‘what are u saying u moron I literally cannot hear you”

“(inhale) GO ON A DATE WITH ME”

‘yeah ok”

hawks was totally freaking out on the inside and he was blushing faintly too but dabi didnt notice bc

dabi was so confused and hes like explaining “on a date-date. like I like you. like i wanna be boyfriends date”

‘yea I know I said yes’

“haah??”

hawks confesses later than day that hes liked dabi since second year

“ha, well, I got you beat there buddy ive been in love with you since we met on the train”

‘what’

“oh shit gtg’

dabi dyes his hair in 4th year

hes like “well if I have a little town with a drugstore near my school I gotta take advantage dont I”

hawks’ only response is ‘go with black’

and when he gets piercings over the summer thats the limit

hawks cant handle it

hes dying dabi looks so gooddd

he hangs out with miruko more just to rant about how hot dabi is

‘I CANNOT HANDLE THIS HE WAS SAYING THE OTHER DAY THAT HE WANTS TATTOOS I WOULD ACTUALLY DIE’

(miruko tells dabi one day in the future about all of hawk’s bs

theyre in the three broomsticks

dabis wisely drinking butterbeer

hawks took like ten shots of firewhisky and went out like a light

he just leant on dabi’s shoulder and thats where he stayed, snoring, for the next half hour before dabi takes him home

miruko “yknow hes so in love with you he used to complain about how pretty u are”

dabi “wait back up he likes me???”

*softly but with feeling* ‘what the literal fuck dabi’

“HAWKS LIKES ME???”

dabi shakes hawks awake wildly

“hawks wake up do you like me???” “babe we’re literally married’)

and they live happily ever after and nothing bad happens ever ty for coming to my tedtalk

#dabihawks #hp #harry potter #bnha #dabi #hawks #hogwarts au #hc