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cozylittleartblog · 9 months
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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placesyoucallhome · 5 months
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Size/Height difference poses
I love height differences aesthetically, but posing them can sometimes be a pain! So to cater to those that also struggle with posing smols and tols, I have a few options-
Meant for art of any type and ask memes, for drawing, writing, photography (like gpose!), ect. Gender nonspecific and for any sort of relationship type, romantic, platonic, and antagonistic!
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illithiddatingsim · 7 months
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put peepaw down, halsin!!!
(original post under the cut)
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cuubism · 16 days
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some canon-verse trans Hob for the lovely @five-and-dimes who recently got top surgery! 🥳🥰 congratulations, I'm truly so happy for you, my friend. please accept this humble offering
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“So, it actually started on a dare,” Hob says, on the day he tells Dream the story of him. Or of this part of him, anyway.
Normally, Hob gets a bit guarded the first time he tells someone he’s trans. It’s hard to predict with absolute certainty how people will react, especially ones he’s just become romantically involved with. He’s had it go poorly, to say the least, in the past.
He doesn’t feel that way with Dream. It’s not because there’s so much trust between them—they’re still new, after all. No, it’s something about Dream himself. For all his prickly and standoffish nature, being close to him feels like sinking into a warm lake, into a dark sleep where secrets and hidden wishes float up like glowing reeds to the surface. Deep, personal feelings feel safe with Dream; he cradles them in his hands and soothes them. Or that’s how it feels, when Hob is touching him.
Personification of dreams, indeed.
“A dare?” Dream echoes.
“Sort of," Hob says. "Got frustrated with people saying women should or shouldn’t do this or that or the other thing, so I decided if they felt so strongly about it I’d just be a man. Moved somewhere no one knew me, dressed differently, got stronger, practiced the sword—and that was that. No one seemed to care much, once you were at war. So long as you could swing a sword and not get yourself killed.”
“A choice, then,” Dream says. He’s listening very intently, hands folded on his knees, untouched tea on the coffee table before him.
“At first. Was only after I’d been living that way for a few decades—before and after we met—that I realized while there might be a handful of women out there living as men for the freedom of it, that they didn’t all like it. Given the choice they’d rather just be women in a more equal world. You know?”
Dream hums in understanding.
“But I didn’t want to go back,” Hob continues. “I felt like... who I'd become was the truth of me all along.”
“Identity, while not wholly immutable, is resilient against adversity and circumstance,” says Dream. “You found what your heart wanted you to be, if in a circuitous manner.”
“You seem very unbothered by it,” Hob observes, sipping his tea.
Dream frowns. “Why would I be bothered by it?”
“Dunno.” Apparently he can’t fully shake that this’ll put a wedge in us feeling. “People sometimes are. Feel deceived, or something like that. So they say.”
“If they are deceived, it is by their own assumptions,” Dream says, with disdain. “You should be as you dream yourself, Hob. No more nor less. Put aside these petty physical trappings.”
“I do actually have to live in these ‘physical trappings’ even if you don’t, you silly thing.” He can’t help laughing. “Besides, I rather like being some kind of living creature in the world, rather than what? A ghost? Best I can do is make this body as close to how it should be as possible.”
Hob’s come to like his body, for the most part, in the form that he’s made it. He didn’t always. But he needs a body of some kind to be alive, and he likes being alive. So what he couldn’t change, he made peace with.
Besides, they have hormone treatments nowadays. Brilliant stuff. Makes it so much better.
“Anyway, now you know. I wanted you to. Since we’re together.” It’s still a marvel. Together.
“Thank you,” says Dream, with evident sincerity. “It is a privilege to be gifted your secrets.”
“Not really a secret, but I get what you mean.” He takes Dream’s hand, just to touch him, and admits, “Telling it to you is like… I don’t know. Feels like when I was younger and first admitted out loud, ‘I’m a man. I want to stay like this.’”
It hasn’t been a proper secret in a very long time. But giving it to Dream is like the freedom of releasing a held breath, even so.
“I am the harbor and cradle of dreams,” Dream says in reply. He traces his fingers over Hob’s. Does Dream’s strange form just spring from the ether? Hob wonders. Or does he have to choose it? The way Hob chose his? “Dreams of being and becoming… these are most precious for they grow from tough soil. I can only protect them, I cannot create them. You must do that. And I expect that were I to find you in the Dreaming, there would be a fantastic garden there, indeed.”
Dream himself is the most fantastical thing. “Well, darling, just know your work is appreciated.”
Dream’s lips tip up in a tiny smile. When he meets Hob’s gaze again, his eyes have gone dark and starry. He folds Hob into a hug, and—
oh, it’s like being hugged by the universe itself.
Hob feels the light breeze of a warm dark night, when he’d lain by the dying fire in a war camp in the French countryside, and looked up at a million stars and first whispered to himself what if this is really who I am? Dream is that breeze and those stars. The dying embers that had lit him as he’d run his hands over his body and felt it differently than he ever had before, and been terrified because what would it mean?—but also thrilled and alive. Dream is the night wrapping around him in that moment, the night that was listening to his dreams no matter how quietly he admitted them, Dream is that and more and the voice in his heart telling him it would be okay.
A younger, more uncertain Hob would have needed this. Hob now is older, and he already knows who he is and what he wants, but he falls into Dream’s embrace all the same. A tear slips from his eye, and Dream kisses his cheek, wiping the tear away with his tongue before leaning their heads together.
“I could craft you any body you wanted in the Dreaming,” he says lowly. “However I think the one you have made with your own hands is more remarkable.”
Oh, God, he’s going to tear up again. “Dream, you are the most beautiful, wonderful thing.”
Dream hums in pleasure at the words, and lets Hob hold him close, lets him cradle his head to his chest, a dream kept close to his heart. One that he knew as soon as he saw it walk into the White Horse. Sooner even than he truly knew himself.
Then Dream looks up at him with a hopeful expression. “With these truths revealed, are we able to be intimate?”
Hob laughs so hard he has to tip his head back against the couch. “Wow. One track mind with you, isn’t it? I spill my heart and that’s what I get?”
Dream grumbles, tucking his face in against Hob’s neck to press his lips to Hob’s throat. “I find myself impatient of late.”
“Knew all along you were only with me for my body.” He’s grinning, though. Can’t stop.
“Well. Considering it is such a lovely one.” He plucks at Hob’s shirt buttons. Lecherous little nightmare.
It feels fucking good, though, to be desired.
“C’mere, then,” he says, and drags Dream into his lap.
Dream settles there with a purr, starts playing with Hob’s hair, but says, “I would not truly derail this moment, nor distract from your feelings if you do not wish it.”
“Oh, I wish it. You’ve no idea how much I want you right now. You’re like a prize.” He cradles Dream’s beloved face between his hands. “Stick around for long enough and you’ll get the most incredible Dream at the end of it.”
“Or at the beginning,” Dream says, and Hob’s heart swells so much to hear him voice that that he has to kiss him.
When he does, Dream makes a low, pleased sound, settling deeper in his lap. Yes, this moment, this life, is certainly the prize for all of those years hanging onto those dreams:
the dream of his lover
and the one of himself.
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r0semultiverse · 26 days
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hamofjustice · 9 months
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nemona feels like an obscure blorbo instead of the main rival character from the latest pokemon game because to get to her really good content from people who really get it, you first have to wade through the ocean of yandere pervert obsessive stalker annoying punchable bimbo amazon goddess interpretations of...
... a neurodivergent and possibly disabled high schooler who's desperately trying to make any friends or get any support from her rich neglectful family - while everyone in her school is jealous of their own imagined version of a privileged asshole version of her they made up - who deeply and platonically loves and supports the one new kid who agreed to take the time to get to know and respect her and her special interest without having to hold back her true self
unlike her, it's not great!
kinda feels like she has the same problem in our world that she does in hers.
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Saw this one redraw meme trending around and i’ve yet to see it on tumblr (meme originated on twitter, screencap in question is from Akakichi No Eleven) so figured better send it here!
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clarissa39 · 16 days
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It is shocking that in Ward, Victoria "Parahuman Phrenology PhD" Dallon does not describe her family dynamics like a cluster trigger group. "Yeah me and my sister have a Kiss-Kill dynamic. It fucking sucks." Thinker 1 smh
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ghostiezone · 29 days
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i love ghostkicks they are such platonic soulmates to me.... hm.... if only there was a word to describe that.......... 🤔🤔🤔
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rinpenrose1900 · 4 months
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I just found out that, in Japan, the IKEA mascot is a Blåhaj in a suit! That's the most professional-looking Blåhaj I've ever seen!!!
i receive at least one new message about the IKEA Japan Blahaj a week and honestly it's good to know people are listening when I talk about my interests
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blmpff · 2 months
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Neverending Story 2: PavelPooh vs PoohPavel 😂
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terapsina · 1 year
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Ask game for people who like to ramble about their obsessions. So.
SEND ME A FANDOM (+ number) AND I WILL TELL YOU...
...the moment in the story that I started shipping my OTP from this world.
...my three favorite characters and why I love them so much.
...which scene I would like to erase from the universe and why.
...why you should choose to check out the world of this story and choose three gifs that should underline my point.
...the scene from it that lives in my head rent free.
...which is my favorite platonic or familial relationship in this world.
...how likely I am to follow the writers and directors from this project to their other ones and why.
...a quote from it that means a lot to me.
...which characters I think should have interacted more in canon.
...how many fics I've read that are set in it (approximately and making exaggerated guesstimates).
...what I think of the central character(s).
...what attracted me into checking it out.
...which canon or popular fanon relationship I can't stand or feel 'meh' about and why.
...if I think the largest majority of fics I crave for it are fix-its, nobody-dies-everybody-lives, fluffy fics of my OTP, pining fics for my OTP, or plot heavy Gen stories?
...which character I would choose for the chopping block if I knew the writers wanted to kill someone.
...which character's death would (or did) make me rage-quit.
...the world-building aspect of the story I have the greatest admiration for.
...the perfect number of books/seasons/movies needed to tell this story properly.
...one behind-the-scenes trivia fact I've learned somewhere and my thoughts on it.
...exactly how little or how much headspace this fandom takes up in my brain at any given point.
SEND ME A SHIP (+ number) AND I WILL TELL YOU...
...about my absolute favorite of their scenes and why I love it so much.
...why I do or don't ship them.
...if there's a scene involving them that makes me uncomfortable.
...how many other characters in my opinion see the chemistry of this couple before the couple itself does.
...the three most perfect OTP tags that I can come up with for them.
...what kind of AU fics I'm obsessed with reading about them (or would be if I could find one).
...the scene that I like to point to as proof that they're perfect for each other.
...if I'm most interested in fics about them that focus on fluff, angst, humor, smut or actual plot?
...what my ideal endgame for them is.
...rate the level of stupid they reach in their pining.
...how quickly I started shipping them when I got into the fandom.
...about three of the scenes that make me have feelings and (if available) find the gifs that underline my points.
...if I can watch them in relationships with other characters without feeling gutted.
...which tropes I think describe them the best.
...how I wish their story would go/would have gone.
...three of my fic recs for this ship. And (in the event that I've written something for them) one of my fics involving them that I'm most proud of.
...three of my favorite fanvids for this ship. And (in the event that I've created something for them) one of my videos involving them that I'm most proud of.
...three of my favorite fanart or edits for this ship. And (in the event that I've created something for them) one of my art or edits involving them that I'm most proud of.
...if this is a ship that's likely to take up room in my heart for years and decades to come or if they're the summer romance that will probably fade into the past with a fond memory.
...how and when they should get/should have gotten together.
SEND ME A CHARACTER (+ number) AND I WILL TELL YOU...
...why I love them, like them or hate them.
...how I would have chosen to change their story from canon.
...if I have an OTP for them.
...if I have NOTP for them.
...if I feel like the writers mistreat them or if the story would be better if they were taken down a peg.
...the scene that I think shows just how awesome they really are.
...the scene that I think adds depth to their character or the relationship this character has with someone.
...a headcanon I have about this character.
...which of their relationships I would have cultivated more if it were up to me (both romantic and platonic).
...if I liked them immediately or if took a while before I warmed up to their character. Alternatively, if I disliked them immediately or if they lost my trust as their story progressed.
...how well I actually understand them. Do they feel like a very vivid character to me or are they kind of bland and hard to get invested in?
...how likely I am to seek out (or write) fanfiction for them.
...how I'd do it if they had to be written out of the story.
...what I think they want more than anything else.
...what I think their role in the story is versus what I think it should be.
...my very shallowest of opinions on this character.
...how well they'd do if they got dropped in a horror movie.
...whether or not I would personally trust them to be my friend.
...a song that describes how I feel about this character.
...my queer headcanon for them. Unless they're canonically queer, in which case whether or not I think they're good representation or kinda badly explored.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months
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STRILONDES GO TO WALMART
ROSE: All right, we only have nine dollars left.
DAVE: cheese sticks 
ROSE: You want nine dollars worth of cheese sticks? 
DAVE: yes
ROSE: If that makes you happy. 
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ROXY: u sent me a meme when i was standing right beside u in walmart...
DIRK: Yes.
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CASHIER: are they with you?
ROXY: [looks at dave and rose] hmmm no i have never seen them before in my life
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ROXY: [going into an aisle as dave wanders off]  ...hell be okay
ROSE: Natural selection will get him.
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ROSE: I don’t have any pockets.
DAVE: why not
ROSE: Because women have tiny pockets.
DAVE: well why does roxy have pockets
ROXY: cause!! im not a woman
ROSE: Because they’re wearing mens’ pants.
DAVE: yo roxy what if i got you some really nice mens pants without pockets
ROXY: why even bother????
DAVE: cause of the aesthetic
ROXY: fuck ur aesthetic!!!! i want pockets
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destielmemenews · 6 months
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"With many buildings reduced to rubble and shelter hard to find, Gazans are short of food, water, fuel and medicines. Their plight got worse from Friday night when phone and internet services were cut - followed by heavy bombing through the night.
"God help anyone under the rubble," said one Gaza journalist, who spent a terrifying night in a stairway building watching "belts of fire" as bombs fell and Israeli forces appeared to exchange fire with Palestinian fighters."
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miscling · 3 months
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Kinky ask task meme!
This is a rebloggable version of my own ask task list that other people can reblog! Reblog this if you want your followers to send you Ask Tasks! When you reblog this, please put your hard limits in the tags so people know not to ask you for those things!
Pick an emoji and send it to me, and I'll go off and do it as soon as I can! If it comes with additional instructions, send those too!
🫴 Play with myself for 5 minutes, you can send me porn to watch or a post to read while i do it! 😈 No touching for one hour! 🤏 play with my nipples for 5 minutes. Specify if you want me to use clamps! ⛓️ Get tied up in self bondage for 15 mins, whether rope or cuffs. 🕳️ Plug one of my holes for 10 minutes, your choice! 💋 Go practice deepthroating for 5 minutes! 🤐 No talking! Gagged for 30 minutes! 🖐️ Get slapped 5 times! 🏓 Spank myself 5 times with a crop or flogger! 👗 Get undressed! Be naked for the next 30 mins! 👙 Put on my sexiest lingerie! 🤗 I get to put on cozy clothes! ✏️ Give me something to write on myself! 🍇 Go get a snack and a drink! ❌ Go take a 5 minute break! 🖼️ take and post a selfie! 🐈 For the next 30 minutes, I'm not allowed on the furnitue and can only crawl on all fours to get around! ⁉️ Give me a task not listed! (I reserve the right to safeword, but I'm very open and obedient, so shoot your shot)
Tops/Doms: Reblog this list and tell your followers they can send you an ask to get a task from you!
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bunnidid-reviews · 1 year
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🐰Nosy Dissociative Parts Ask Game 🌹
I wanted to make an ask meme about things I like asking my OSDDID partsy friends thats a bit on the lighter side ✨ nows your chance to be unabashedly 👀 and to overshare as you like~
1. What do you call a group of parts for you? A flock? A crew? A herd??? Do you call your parts anything different from just Parts?
2. How do you go about figuring out if you’ve split or found another part?
3. How do you figure out who you are in the moment?
4. Do you go to sleep or wake up as different parts? What are dreams like for you?
5. With close(and safe) relationships, is it important to you to disclose about your parts? How much involvement are you comfortable with, if at all?
6. What’s outward gender presentation like for you and your parts? Is it important to you?
7. What’s sexuality like for you? Does having multiple parts effect your relationships?
8. Do you enjoy communicating with your parts? Would you like to share about an interaction you’ve recently had?
9. If you have OCs(original characters), do your parts have any influence on them? Alternatively, if you’re creative in general, do they have any influence?
10. If you had unlimited money and opportunities, is there anything you’d want to do for your parts?
11. Is there any sort of internal organization or structure for your parts? How set-in-place is it?
12. Do any of your parts have special relationships with eachother? Would you like to share about some?
13. Do you have parts that oppose eachother? (In views, personality, ect)
14. Who’s the part that is most likely to deal with high-stress situations first?
15. Do you have parts who are best for self-soothing and regulating?
16. Is there anything about your disorder that has a physical effect on you? (Like headache/sleepiness with switching, chronic illness as a result of trauma, ect)
17. If you have friends with parts too, are you close on a part-by-part basis or more general whole people? Would you prefer it to be one way or the other?
18. Are there any reoccurring themes or symbolism in your system? Would you like to share about it?
19. How do you honestly feel about therapy? Have you had experience with it? If you have, what is/was your therapeutic relationship like?
20. Did you have a way to explain away the dissociation to yourself or others? (“I feel like I’ve never belonged”, “I’m just super forgetful” ect)
21. When you feel safe sharing about your parts with someone, which part is the “easiest” to introduce/explain about?
22. Do you have any parts that feel almost opposite to you?
23. Do any of your parts have a different sensory experience to you overall?
24. Do you have an inner world? Whether you do or not, what would be a safe space for your parts?
25. Do you know what your parts look like? If so, how do you visualize them?
26. How do your parts present in person? Is it externally noticeable you think?
27. Has anyone ever told you something you did or said without you knowing?
28. How long have you known about your parts? Comparing since then to now, what all’s changed?
29. How many known parts do you have, if you can count?
30. Here’s your prompt to ramble about something parts-related you haven’t had a chance to share!
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