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(Cute) Harbingers of Chaos
A/n: So this is my piece for @some-piece‘s AU challenge!! My choice of characters was: Silvers Rayleigh, Shanks, Wire, Kuzan (Aokiji), and Shachi. I’m going to do a (college) library AU. All fluff and fun, no warnings!! this turned out long than i meant lol, but most is under the cut.  feel free to add to the masterlist basi uwu
Word Count: 1.8k (i know, i thought it was gonna be shorter, but then, well, whoops lol)
Notes: Shachi x Reader (vaguely lol), gender neutral reader, and 2nd person pov
Summary: Reader works in college library, chaos caused by adorableness, Bepo is a massive pupper lol, plans went askew
AO3: Find it here on archive uwu
When you began your shift at the New World University Library, things started off as per usual. Armed with mints in your pocket and a single earbud in your ear, you started on your to do list, first of which was shelving books. Making your rounds through the library, you gave a few smiles and half waves to some of the students you recognized, but soon enough, you were lost in the music and books. Things were going quite smoothly too, that is, until a tall ginger in a whale hat dragged you out of your world, literally. 
He yanked you around the corner of the shelf with a crazed look on his face and frantically looked around before crouching down and grabbing you by both shoulders.
“You work here, right? Have you seen a tall guy in a white hat? Super scrawny, possibly high and definitely needs to lay off the coffee?”
“Sorry, what? I- no. Could you–” A loud BOOOOF cut you off, and all the blood drained from Whale-hat’s face. He released you and rocketed away faster than a bar of soap in the bath, cursing about flightless wanna-be posh birds. Not quite knowing what else to do, you sprinted after him. 
Students were fleeing the plaza at the center of the library, while just as many flocked in with their phones to film whatever was happening. Whale-hat was shoving his way through the throng and you dived after him, apologizing to the disgruntled students as you went.
Whale-hat broke free of the crowd before you, and the people cut off your escape before you could follow. You could hear someone yelling about wasted food, a bunch of incoherent shouting, and a frick ton of barking for somewhere any animals besides service dogs were not supposed to be. You weren’t exactly sure what was happening, but it smelled of trouble, and you could get in a LOT of trouble if this didn’t get resolved quickly!
“COMING THROUGH!” You held your arms around your face and bulldozed through the last students in your way, breaking out into the open– 
Something big and heavy to slammed you to the ground, gave you a few licks and ran across you. 
“POLAR BEAR!” One shadow jumped over you, quick as a whip.
“THAT'S A DOG IDIOT!” Another shadow soared overhead. “STOP CHASING HIM, HE THINKS THIS IS A GAME!”
“Oh my god, are you okay? I’m so fucking sorry about this!” Whale-hat paused his pursuit just long enough to help you up and make sure you could see straight. “PENG YOU IDIOT, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP HIM OUTSIDE!”
“LET’S SEE YOU TRY TO CONTROL AN EXCITED DOG WHO WEIGHS AS MUCH AS YOU!!!”
Whale-hat ran off after you assured him you were fine, and you took in the scene before you. (Properly this time, no giant dogs to obstruct the view). 
The dog in question (definitely able to be confused for a polar bear by size alone) was bounding joyously throughout the plaza, making new friends who would give him pets before he noticed the meat-kid and scamper excitedly away again. Behind Meat-kid were Whale-hat and his friend, trying desperately to call over the dog.
“IS THAT YOUR SHITTY DOG!?” A blonde guy yelled from across the plaza, remnants of a meal scattered around his feet. “IT JUST ATE ALL OF OUR DAMN FOOD!” Why had they decided to have a picnic in the library? And why was the dog close enough to raid their picnic?
“COME HERE POLAR BEAR!” The meat-kid got close enough he dived for the dog. You thought he would actually catch the dog, but the dog dodged at the last second, leaving a student available for meat-kid to tackle instead. You barely held back a snort at the sight of limbs flailing askew and they disappeared from view.
You scowled to compose yourself and took a deep breath; this had gone on long enough. Crossing the plaza, you snatched part of the lost meal and whistled and made some kissy noises. “Here boy! Come here! Want some food?” You patted your leg excitedly and crouched down, trying to lure the fluff monster over.
By some miracle, he heard you over all the noise and bounded over to you, graciously gobbling up the treat and basking while you showered him in rubs and praise (and took a hold of his collar). Whale-hat and his friend wheezed as they ran up to you, gasping out apologies and thanks as they reattached the leash and tied it to their belt. Was– was that a great idea?
“YOUR POLAR BEAR STOLE MY MEAT!” The meat-kid bounced back over to them, hunger and indignation emblazoned across his face. (Talk about the living embodiment of hangry.)
“That's a dog Strawhat-ya." From behind Strawhat came a tall lanky man with bags the size of hammocks under his eyes, freshly soaked in coffee and wearing a white fuzzy cap. 
White hat. Tall. Probably needs to lay off the coffee. "Is that–" 
"LAW! There you are!" Whale-hat laughed and interrupted you, "We were just taking Bepo out for a walk! And we brought you some–"
Law pulled something out of his pocket and chucked it in the opposite direction. Bepo bolted away faster than a squirrel in a nut factory, dragging poor Whale-hat’s friend behind him. You watched alarmed as the dog/human sled combo created a scene which reminded you of bowling pins in a bowling alley. Law then held out his hand expectantly; Whale-hat swallowed hard and reached into his pocket to pull out his wallet and a pack of... salted licorice? He handed the candy and a few bills over, and the lanky zombie disappeared with Strawhat bouncing after him.
What on earth was happening? 
"Oi, shithead! What are you gonna do about my ruined food!? Poor Nami-san and Robin-chan are gonna starve because of you and your shitty mutt!" The blonde growled at Whale-hat, glaring him down in a way that might have been scary, had he not been several inches shorter than the one he was yelling at.
"A, that's not my dog, and B, if Bepo wanted to eat it, then it probably tastes like shit anyway!"
They both started arguing loudly over each other, and you buried your face in your hands. This certainly wasn’t how you wanted today to go. But now, it was time to get this mess straightened out.
"Alrighty boys, listen here,” you growled, “I will look over you," you pointed harshly at the blondie, "having food in the library and I will look over you," you poked Whale-hat in the chest, "having a dog in the library if you both get this mess cleaned up. NOW."
Both their eyes went wide and they lowered their heads and apologized before scampering away to clean up the spilled food. That’s odd, you never thought you were that intimidat– 
“Sorry for the trouble,” an arm wrapped around your shoulder and you found yourself looking at the face of a very cute girl with orange hair, “I’ll make sure those idiots make it up to you.” She winked then strutted away.
You blinked as she disappeared. What the hell just happened? Could this day get any weirder? You shook your head and went to monitor the boys as they cleaned up. Several minutes of cleaning (and attempted flirting on the blonde’s part) later, the floor was clean, and you left them to pick up where you left off in your regular librarian duties.
Days later, you hadn’t run into any of them again, (though you think you might’ve seen Law passed out in the medical section), and it was all starting to feel like a weird fever dream. 
That is, until you received a text from an unknown number while you were at work in the library. 
This you? (Accompanied by a gif of you, being tackled by a big white furry smudge.) 
It looked hilarious, but you were torn between laughing and wanting to cry. Was this all over the internet now? Were you a meme?
You could just say no, wrong number… But what were the chances some random stranger had a gif of the incident and then texted you?
Maybe. Who’s asking?
The typing symbol appeared and disappeared several times, but after a few minutes it didn’t appear. Well that was anticlimactic.
“Uh, hi. Sorry, I just wanted to check if the number Nami gave me was right, or if she was just trolling me.” A voice came from behind you and there he was: Whale-hat! Wait, who the heck was Nami, and how had she gotten your number to pass along?
“Who gave you my number?” 
“The girl with the orange hair from the other day?” He frowned. “You didn’t give her your number?” 
“Not that I recall…” 
“Oh.” His eyes kept meeting yours then darting away again and he shuffled on the spot. You decided to have a little mercy on him.
“I never caught your name,” you extended your hand and introduced yourself properly.
“Ah, shit! I’m Shachi. Sorry about what happened the other day. We didn’t expect Bepo to cause such a mess.” He scratched the back of his neck and gave you an apologetic bow.
“It’s not your fault those students thought having a picnic in the library was a good idea,” you chuckled. “By the way, is your friend okay? The one who got dragged away?”
“Oh, Penguin’s fine! A couple of bruises and stuff, but he’ll live.”
“So, where did you get that gif?”
“Oh, you haven’t seen?” He pulled his phone out of his pocket, “Someone got a good video of the whole thing and it’s already got about half a million hits! I can send the link if you…” He trailed off remembering this might not be something you wanted to be famous for. 
“Right, um…” Shachi blushed and shoved his phone back in his pocket. “I actually was here more than just to apologize and show you embarrassing gifs of yourself.” He tucked his hands behind his back and glanced around. “I mean, it can be part of the apology but I was going to ask if I could get you coffee or something sometime but if you don’t want to that’s fine. Nami was threatening me that I need to be a gentleman– BUT NOT TO ASK YOU OUT, I wanted to do that anyway before this whole fiasco happened, but then you know, this happened, and I–”
“You’re asking me on a date?” you felt the corner of your mouth twitch up.
“I– yes?” He smiled nervously at you. 
You couldn’t help a small giggle. This felt waaayyyy too much like a scene from a bad fanfic, but it still made your heart go uwu. 
“Okay. I have to get back to work, but text me later and we work out a time.” You waved and pushed your cart away. A wide grin split his face in two, and he waved back before running giddily away. 
~~~
“I told you the Bepo plan was a sure fire way to get a date!”
*THWACK*
“That wasn’t how the Bepo plan was supposed to go! You owe me big time!”
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cafechenle · 6 years
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soft bias tag 💓🌙
i was tagged by @love4jaemin! thank u angel ... i love u lots!
im going to tag @cokehei n @cupidjohnny n @forjaemin n @ripcishets n @stronghyuck 🌙💛
• who’s your bias
zhong chenle
• what made you notice him/ her?
in chewing gum’s like behind the scenes, he was the one always being loud and smiling and um .. i just really loved his personality! one search of his name later and i have loved him ever since.
• what’s your favorite thing about him/ her?
his personality? like he is so bright and literally nothing will stop him from being himself? like even the language barriers in the beginning did not deter him from being himself! i just love how lovely and talkative he is kfhs a tall dork
• who would initiate skinship more?
honestly i would think both of us are fairly clingy .. so it would be quite equal
• who would hog blankets more?
him! im more of a cuddle with a pillow or with people person than a blanket person oof
• who would be more clingy?
depends! i think we would both be clingy tbh .. maybe chenle actually idk i kinda get scared of bothering people ..
• who would say “i love you” first?
me .. i say it a lot platonically tbh .. but in a relationship i actually don’t know if i will be able to say it in romantic connotations.
• who would be more easily flustered?
me, i can’t handle too much affection? my heart is just not ready for that level of cute to be honest.
• what cuddling position would you two have?
oh .. spooning probably! w/ him as the big spoon because i like my warmth and cuddles 😤
• which colors remind you of them and why?
yellow and white because he is so bright and shiny? like he is a star so the only colours you could really associate with a star are yellow and white.
• which season would you like to spend with them?
spring! i am all about the flower crowns, picnics and the rainy days!
• who would bake cookies and who would steal the batter?
chenle is cooking which might mean disaster but at least it would be funny right? im just gonna nick stuff off and have him complain about how i am eating all the ingredients.
• which one of you would make bad puns and how would the other react?
definitely me, i have a damn dad jokes notebook no one can beat me at this. i think chenle would be the kind to take it as a challenge and try to find an even worse one oof
• who would want to adopt 50 dogs and cats?
me! lets go pupper army!
• which one of you would nearly burn down the kitchen trying to microwave a pop tart and who would come to the rescue?
definitely chenle burning down the kitchen w/ his foil in the microwave bullshit and me running to get him a damn bowl to put his shit in!
• who likes to lean over trail railings and who pulls them back?
chenle, he seems like a big daydreamer? so he would probably do shit like this unconsciously. i am good for stuff like this so i would pull him back because i don’t want him to get hurt.
• what would watching a horror film with them be like?
i am …. not good w/ horror films during them? like i can forget them soon enough and i can sleep in the night, but i just really hate watching them?chenle seems like someone who would scream w/ u during the movies so i guess we been doing that!
• who would be the cheesy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt?
hmmm … tbh … we are both cheesy flirts but we have our smoother moments!
• who is more competitive?
definitely going to be a problem because both of us are hella competitive? i think we would battle it out even on the small dumb things (eg. who can eat their pizza quicker than the other?)
• who would have to be given constant reminders?
hmm i think chenle, but also me tbh? i usually am quite organised but i would appreciate reminders because um sometimes my calendar doesn’t remind me that i have 4 homeworks due tomorrow and i have to do them all in periods oof. i think we would leave those cute lil “eat your food!” notes too uwu
• who sends memes and cute “i miss you” texts at 3 am?
oh both of us def. i think we are both good meme enthusiasts and hey .. i gotta say we would be pretty cute so i mean!
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stereo-symbiosis · 4 years
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i literally stole this from my old blog
rules: answer all 92 questions and tag 15 people
what was your:
1. last beverage?: jasmine green tea from ito-en. best stuff ever 2. last phone call: my mom 3. last text message: my boyfriend 4. last song you listened to: idk something from the radio?? i fell asleep 5. last time you cried: im gonna keep the same answer i had before: “i guess this could be considered a good thing but i honestly can’t remember which is weird bc i cry a lot”
have you ever:
6. dated someone twice: no 7. been cheated on: yes 8. kissed someone & regretted it: yes 9. lost someone special: define “special” 10. been depressed: always 11. been drunk and threw up: nope, actually have only been buzzed from wine
list your three favourite colours:
pastels: purple, blue, and pink
in the last year, have you:
15. made a new friend: yep! 16. fallen out of love:  nope 17. laughed until you cried: yes of course 18. met someone who changed you: i don’t change for anyone man 19. found out who your true friends are: unfortunately 20. found out someone was talking about you: can’t recall, but probably 21. kissed anyone on your fb friend’s list: just my boyfriend uwu
general:
22. how many people on your fb friends list do you know in real life: i’d say like 90% of them 24. do you have any pets?: atm i personally own a kitty; we also have a household pupper 25. do you want to change your name: nah 26. what did you do for your last birthday: absolutely nothing (seriously) 27. what time did you wake up today: 8:30am and then 10am 28. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleepin 29. name something you cannot wait for: the symptoms of this medication to go away 30. last time you saw your mother: less than five minutes ago 31. what is one thing you wish you could change about your life?: i wish i could be more carefree, been too stressed recently 32. what are you listening to right now?: my xbox humming 33. have you ever talked to a person named tom?: aw i miss tombo :(  34. what’s getting on your nerves right now: i should probably sleep soon :/ 35. most visited webpage: trello, we use it at work 37. nickname: pinto 38. relationship status: taken / poly 39. zodiac sign: virgo 40. pronouns: she/her 41. elementary: pls 42. high school: lakes community 43. college: governors state university 44. hair color: red-brown 45. long or short: medium yo (it’s shoulder length) 46. height: 5’3″ 47. do you have a crush on someone: yes 48. what do you like about yourself?: eyes, hair, figure 50. tattoos: one 51. righty or lefty: lefty 52. first surgery: wisdom teeth, god that nitrous oxide is good 53. first piercing: my ears, like 5 years ago iirc 54. first best friend: jill (rly) 55. first sport you joined: gymnastics,, or was it basketball 56. first vacation: florida
right now:
59. eating: i had some squashies a little bit ago 60. drinking: i thought i just saID that ????? 61. i’m about to: sleep, probably 62. listening to: the sound of this question being asked already 63. waiting for: this week to be over 64. want kids?: not atm 65. get married?: maybe someday 66. career?: work with animals at a rescue, preferably with exotic animals and/or wolves, or at an animal rehab center/forest preserve
which is better:
67. lips or eyes: eyes 68. hugs or kisses: hugs, but depends on who it is :P 69. shorter or taller: taller 70. older or younger: older, but i’m okay with both 71. romantic or spontaneous: romantic. 72. nice stomach or nice arms: nice stomach 73. sensitive or loud: sensitive, loud drives me up the wall 74. hook-up or relationship: relationship, all the way 75. trouble maker or hesitant: hesitant troublemakers.
have you ever:
76. kissed a stranger: yes, but i should probably mention they assaulted me 77. drank hard liquor: yes it’s disgusting 78. lost glasses/contacts: i think i lost a cosplay contact once 79. sex on first date: how about no 80. broken someone’s heart: no. i may have been the one to break up but i was tired of being an object. wouldn’t call that heartbreak on his end. 81. had your own heart broken: frequently 82. been arrested: nope 83. turned someone down: yes 84. cried when someone died: yes 85. fallen for a friend: yes
do you believe in:
86. yourself: MY OLD ONE SAID YES im crying hell no 87. miracles: yeah, at times 88. love at first sight: maybe?? 89. heaven: sometimes i think it’s the only thing i look forward to 90. santa claus: p much 91. kiss on the first date: yes, of course 92. angels: yaya
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