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lenovo005 · 2 months
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FANFIC 101: Tips Me and A Friend Came Up With in A Very Math Class
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NO BLUE ORBS. Don't be scared to use the word EYES, trying to analogise it only makes you sound like a hater
dogs are great!! include them in your fic at all costs. preferably alive.
minimise heterosexuality in your fic. the more hetero it gets the higher chance it has to be made into a bad cringe Netflix movie no one wants to see. I don't care if it has Sydney Sweeney's glorious boobies
ANTAGONIZE redemption arcs, embrace the evil in people. sometimes it makes them hot.
if your work is over 100k words, get a ko-fi. you DESERVE to be paid, dont lie to yourself. PATREON at LEAST.
tags are not always necessary, sometimes they're for comedic purpose. for example: no beta we die like my dog.
RESPECT the haters. better yet. make a fic out of them. maybe you'll get a life long soulmate. at worst you'll get doxxed.
everyone should learn how to write a proper down and dirty scene. ROUGH AND TUMBLE SCENE. GAG AND WAG SCENE. otherwise known as a fight scene
all fanfics should be written in front of unjustifiable criminals as punishment for their sins
If you don't have a twitter don't get it. multiplies your debuffs by five.
If you've checked all the boxes so far, CONGRATULATIONS, you're ready to take on the most harrowing, hated on, thankless job in the universe. An ao3 mod.
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prinprime · 1 year
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Light pollution
Makes midnights into
eternal sunset.
Beauty becoming torment
Under the omnispective sky
And it's judgements.
I cannot dream
Painted by orange
and blood red.
So instead
I stare back with
a defiance I do not feel.
Daring it to speak.
To declare what it's seen.
And shatter trepidation's silence.
Instead our contest
continues, again unbroken
As daybreak calls intermission.
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Hey uh sorry still for inactivity. Been having not only other interests, but also a stressful few months. Hope all of you are doing well out there! Hopefully not overthinking every single little thing and making yourself more stressed out like I am with myself ✊😔👍
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milksteakkk · 2 years
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bro wtf is going on with @memeulous-on-fire like 💀
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brain--rott · 8 months
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"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness
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bunabi · 5 months
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Using a fear of Palestinian revenge as justification for the occupation is both wild and familiar
Aint nobody thinking about vengeance after getting freedom 😭 all we wanna do on this planet is drink chilled juice and not die
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schizopositivity · 4 months
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Things I'd love for the Internet to leave in 2023:
• misusing the word "delusional" or saying "delulu"
• public freakout videos that are just someone displaying psychotic symptoms
• "I'm in your walls" and other paranoia triggering "jokes"
• schizoposting
• misusing the word "psychotic"
• baiting and triggering people online who are openly psychotic or displaying psychotic symptoms
• excluding schizo-spec and psychotic people from any neurodiversity/mental illness awareness
Let's just all try to be better to schizo-spec and psychotic people. And hold others accountable as well.
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lokis-bitter-ghost · 6 months
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do you guys know about scp 426 bc i swear it is my favorite thing on planet earth
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like is that not so funny
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pr1ncesskimii · 18 days
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𝕴 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖉𝖔𝖓’𝖙 𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖜𝖍𝖞 𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖐 𝖚𝖕 𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖞 𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖘 𖥔 ݁ ˖
✧ ( •᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ ) ⋆˙.ᐣ.ᐟ
𝕬𝖘 𝖘𝖔𝖔𝖓 𝖆𝖘 𝕴 𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖉 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖘 𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖓 𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖉 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖆 𝖋𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖞, 𝕴 𝖇𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝖆𝖜𝖆𝖞. 𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖘𝖍𝖎♰ 𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖓𝖘 𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋𝖋 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕴 𝖉𝖊𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖞 𝖆𝖒 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖕 𝖒𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖞. 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖞 𝖙𝖔𝖔 𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖞 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖚𝖑 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖆 𝖈𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖓 𝖘𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖊, 𝖜𝖍𝖞 𝖇𝖊 𝖆 𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖜𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖗 ??? . ݁ ˖
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tiger-inthelake · 4 months
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Do you ever just think, Batman passed the bat paranoia down to his children. Like, the Teen Titans will be chilling and Beast Boy asks what Robin would do if he turned evil and Robin just has a detailed file on each of them, counting all possible outcomes on how to take him down and their weaknesses. Jon asks Damian the same question and Damian has the most detailed contingency plan Jon’s ever seen, plus eight backups. The JL makes the mistake of mentioning it to Batman and he spends hours walking them all through what to do if he goes evil. Everyone is both impressed and concerned with the level of craziness and paranoia in that family. Clark will just walk in to the Batcave and see Bruce buried under a forest’s worth of papers full of what to do in any circumstance ever. Someone asks what to do if Alfred goes evil and every single bat pops up at the same time and says, “run” in the most serious voice possible.
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ralfmaximus · 2 months
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According to a recent report published by the Aargauer Zeitung (h/t Golem.de), around three million smart toothbrushes have been infected by hackers and enslaved into botnets.
The most cyberpunk thing on your dash today.
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i feel like someone dead pretending to be alive
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Things that fuel Batman’s paranoia, wrong answers only, go.
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weaver-z · 2 years
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undertheredhood · 7 months
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any dc character: *confessing something about their past they kept hidden out of fear/shame*
their batfam bff who had already known for a while and is now desperately trying to hide that they knew the truth this entire time: “oh, wow! that is so crazy, i am so sorry you had to go through that.”
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coulson-is-an-avenger · 11 months
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rated this video is NOT CUTE. the american being filmed has no visible access to a large beverage, which is necessary for an american's habitat and enrichment. without such access, distress is inevitable. please be sensitive in sharing this video :(
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