#and one of them said coffee

[solarpunkani]

Psst, hey.

Hey you.

Come closer.

Listen to what I'm about to say good and well, alright?

#out of queue #ani rambles #anti ai #anti ai art #solarpunk #solarpunk aesthetic #does this have the official backing of the other 2 event hosts? no i just made this meme on a whim #but also if you try submitting AI art and we find out? or worse if I can flat-out TELL its AI? I'm blocking your ass #one of the best artists I've ever had the pleasure of knowing won't touch the Solarpunk community with a 10 foot pole because of all the #goddamn AI art infiltrating this space. constantly. like even when I'm trying to be on the lookout for it I somehow reblog it anyways #even when I block the tags too!!!! this is a PROBLEM #you want more artists taking part in this community spreading the vision visualizing the future? #STOP REBLOGGING AI BULLSHIT AND CHASING THEM AWAY THEN #how are artists supposed to feel accepted and appreciated and loved by this community when every other piece under the tag is some fuckin #midjourney bs made my scrubbing the internet and spitting out a mishmash of other artists' works and ideas? #i have said it before I will say it again #i would rather see a messy pen scribble on the back of a coffee stained napkin with stickfigures than see some smooth smudgy AI BS again #this applies to AI writing too if I catch an INKLING that your short story even STARTED with some bs chatgpt ramblings you're blocked

[0xeyedaisy]

I've seen ppl make Orin Ayo ocs and thought I also wanted to join in on the fun! Plus a little out of context meme

#incredibox #orin ayo #monart #If you're curious as to why they look the way they do #Aubrey worked as a barista and one of customers didn't like their attitude and thought the coffee sucked ass so said customer hacked them u #to pieces #Later Tab stitched them up (shitily) and revived them out of kindness of his heart (and cuz he actually liked the coffee Aubrey makes) #So now Aubrey is part of the cult. Making coffee for Tab forever. or something #And Melissa was already a part of the cult #She just spilled a lot of ferrofluid on herself cuz she's a failgirl #The black goo is now part of her skin and she has these spikes poking out of her #which shoot out of her in any direction if she gets surprised #And that's about it #I came up with these durring work for fun

[cali]

darkraiiiiii

#art #i was brewing up a complicated picture in my head too many factors intermingling and i put a requirement on myself that i would need to #feel a certain mood to create said picture cuz only then would it feel good and true but it was an impossible to achieve mood #and it made me miserable for a week i went to bed as soon as possible everyday to skip to the next one but today i woke up at 2am #and thought well maybe i should just draw something simple that i like it doesnt have to be high concept #so its just darkrai!!!! cuz its such a cooly! and its made out of shapes ive enjoyed drawing recently #smoking fire plumelike stuff u kno... #and i got to try out the spraypaint thing again cuz there was stuff i realized i coulda done better after the red 3 head hybrid pic #so i wanted to do it again. do u like these- with the spraypaint rendering? i will make more of them no matter what u say #but im about to go to bed now. i started the pic at 11am and finished at 8pm so 9hrs spent?! well the stenciling takes a long while in pain #i did the spraying in ms paint again and then composited it in paint net like usually. #also im typing much because the combination of coffee (which i try to make special and rare for me so it hits more cutely) #+ the euphoria that drawing gives me makes me talkative. but now.- ! im tired !! goodnight #pokemon #darkrai

[remi-briggs]

no you dont understand phillip cannot be a jewel thief, he cannot be a reformed criminal, as much as it pains me he cannot even be retired mi6 for he is just some guy

#he was in the grocery store and accidentally bumped into benoit #he ordered coffee and accidentally picked up the one with benoits name on it #he was in his baby-lawyer associate era and met benoit in the hallway of the law firm #stared at him a little too long while walking so he tripped and all his files went flying but benoit helped him pick them up #he was just some guy #but benoit took one look #and said 'i want this one' #so he married him #the real post happens in the tags #it is so important to me i will go feral #phillip some guy blanc #and benoit worlds greatest detective blanc #THE couple of 2023 #glass onion #benoit blanc #phillip blanc #philloit

[duskyashe]

Because apparently this is my fault, I'm posting this Miraculous Ladybug X DC prompt for anyone to use, but more specifically for @the-coffee-fandom 😉😂

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Roy Harper has a secret, one he keeps from Oliver, from the old Titans, even from his fellow Outlaws. Roy likes to sew. Now, he can't exactly follow a pattern, and he definitely doesn't know the difference between a dart or a pleat, but his baby girl doesn't care about that. She's just happy that her princess dresses and superhero costumes look so much more like the real things than the store bought, mass produced things her classmates have to wear. But when he bumps into a five foot nothing young woman in the only fabric store in town open past 8pm, well. Maybe it's about time he finally learns the difference between front stitching and chain stitching, yeah?

TLDR, Roy Harper is a self taught hobbyist seamster who meets Marinette Dupein-Cheng in a fabric store.

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If you decide to fill this prompt, please drop a link in the comments or reblog this post so I can read it!

#maribat #dc x mlb #roynette #fanfiction prompts #mlb x dc fanfic prompt #Roy Harper has a vast array of skills he doesn't exactly advertise #sewing is one of them #why? because i said so #actually no coffee said so in the Timari discord server #because i go by “Real Life Roy Harper” and I keep sharing pics of things I'm sewing lol #but seriously let's make this a thing! #Roy Harper should totally customize clothes and costumes for his daughter!

[varpusvaras]

Fox, in some social gathering he, Bail and Breha were invited to: So...I know I'm here because I'm married to these two, and Cody is here because Kenobi is here, but why are you here again?

Rex: Because these two are here *points to Anakin and Padmé*

Fox: Are you guys like. You know.

Rex: ..........honestly I am not sure, but at this point, I'm in way too deep to leave

Fox: What do you mean by that?

Rex: Observe

Luke and Leia, running up to Padmé: Mom! Can we go and-

Padmé: Oh, you need to ask your father

Luke and Leia, running to Anakin: Dad! Can we go and-

Anakin: Oh, um. Did you already ask your mom?

Luke and Leia: Yes, and she said to ask you!

Anakin: Okay, uh. Go ask Rex if you can go?

Luke and Leia, running up to Rex: Rex! Can we go and-

Rex: No, you'll die and break your legs. Now sit down for a moment and have some juice

Fox: ....oh.

Rex: Yeah.

Fox: This might be a problem

Rex: You don't say

#insert the meme 'any guy can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a single mother' here #fox sends that one to rex a couple of days after this #rex is this close to threatening the twins with sending them to tatooine to do some moisture farming #luke and leia didn't get to unleash their full potential of being absolute menaces in canon #because they grew up as the only child of their families #and also because bail&breha and owen&beru #padmé and anakin are both way too unhinged themselves to be able to keep their children in check #so rex is doing the heavy lifting #he has no idea what he is doing but everybody is still alive so. a win is a win #he is also not entirely sure what is going on with their relationship #but last week anakin gave both him and padme a cup of coffee and a kiss on the cheek and no one said anything about it #so rex isn't saying anything now #commander fox #captain rex #padme amidala #anakin skywalker #luke skywalker #leia organa #anidala #bail/breha/fox #codywan #rexanidala #sw #tcw

[camels-pen]

Usopp took a sip of his coffee and sat back with a satisfied sigh, the steaming liquid warming his insides pleasantly. It was half steaming milk, four teaspoons of sugar, and a good helping of cream; perfect, no matter what Zoro said.

A lingering kiss to his cheek reminded him of the last ingredient and he sighed again, a different warmth filling him.

Love.

"Right in front of my breakfast?" Zoro said with a grimace.

"Shut the fuck up, mosshead."

The galley was suddenly silent.

The words registered in his brain.

Usopp stared at the wall across from him, frozen. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Sanji tremble, a quivering smile on his face.

"Oh my god," Usopp moaned, putting his head in his hands as the galley erupted into raucous laughter.

"It was just like- just like-" Brook cut himself off with more laughs. Next to him, Chopper was grabbing his stomach and tipping close to the edge of his chair.

"Super cute bro," Franky said, grinning stupidly. Nami had her hands covering her mouth, her shoulders shaking.

"I suppose it's true what they say about couples taking after each other," Robin said with a little chuckle. Luffy was losing his mind next to her, easily louder than everyone else.

Usopp put his head in his hands, whining, "Robin."

Sanji hugged him from the side, face pressed to Usopp's shoulder to muffle his own laughter. "It really was" -Sanji snorted- "cute. Really."

"I'm breaking up with you."

"Wait- no, come on, Darling-"

#one piece #sanuso #usopp #nemo the writing ho #god im really thinking of them all the time now #i literally grabbed a cup of coffee for myself and was immediately hit with this #not pictured is Zoro getting irritated bc he took what Robin said literally and thinks Usopp is slowly just going to Become Sanji #it's morning and he hasn't finished his 'black as my soul' coffee yet so can you really blame him for that #where's that one post that's like 'im not homophobic im just a hater' thats zoro

[shhh-secret-time]

To be honest, stardew valley has me in such a chokehold. It always has, even before the 1.6.

In such a way that my brain wants to smash my hyperfixation into it. So late at night I'll be awake thinking of this stardew/south park mashup.

Call that bad boy Star Park AU.

But no brain! Bad! We already have too much going on! You have a Secret Soulmate AU. Fantasy AU, A Cowboy AU story staring Kenny that's still in the outline phase, and these one shots!

(Look at the tags to watch me descent into madness)

#like C'mon #it would be so cute and wholesome #ya know #everything south park isn't #its not my fault I think about me and my friends ocs starting a little farm together #i got one friend I rp with #we smash everything into our stardew rp #it ain't even really stardew besides like the layout of the town #I could write something like that up #like Stan and his family are already “farmers” #the heart event where he tells you he fucking hates it #but next heart event he confesses he's starting to associate farming with you #and now...maybe its not so bad? #COME ON #Kenny taking Karen to see your animals and falling in love with the way you're so gentle with her #Kyle finding you passed out in the mines and scolding you for being careless #but he's patching you up while he does it!!!? #Cartman demanding you bring him crops from your farm because #“everyone elses crops taste like dirt and ball sweat! at least I can stomach yours.” #(its the sweetest thing hes ever said tbh) #tweek having his little coffee shop set up there #he gets away from his parents and moves out to the valley because its quiet! #Craig moves out there to study the stars because they're so clear he can almost see all of them without a telescope #Clyde is JUST Alex and you cant change my mind #after the death of his mother he goes to live with his grandparents #Bebe is like a mix of Haley and Emily! #her events would be you helping her get her outfit designs off the ground and using her photography skills to have you model them #Wendy's whole thing would her being the mayors assistant but over heart events you make her believe in herself #and she becomes mayor; fuck you lewis you old fuck #shhh its a secret

[introspectivememories]

literally can't stop thinking about mafia!bernard and police informant!tim

it got too long for the tags

bear's in the mafia for whatever reason

and tim is part of a police team called idfk the bats

anyway bear's mafia is getting too big and they need sm1 on the inside. enter tim.

tim is a police legacy. his dad was a policeman and so was his father's father and on it goes

and he might've made it onto captain wayne's team but he's desperate to prove to the force that he's not a fuckin nepo baby

so he takes the job. enter bernard who only meets tim after he's been on the mission for a year now.

bear quickly takes a liking to this new recruit who's efficient and smart and has the tiniest waist he's ever seen.

and tim goes along with this liking cause hey information from the top will be more valuable right?

and they fall into this fuckbuddies relationship that quickly becomes way more. because like fuck bear looks at tim like he's worth smth

like he's more than what his parents have set out for him. like he's somebody. like he loves tim for tim. and not for what tim can do for him.

and fuck he loves bear and his smiles. the way his eyes crinkle and his gums show. he loves the way bear looks with a gun in his hands and he knows that's fucked up but the first time he saw bear with a gun in his hands and blood splattered across his face he had to actively stop himself from jumping bear in front of the mafia. and no matter how rough bear is when he's on the field he always caresses tim's cheeks with a softness tim didn't know was possible

and fuck his dick is massive and it's really not helping tim's feelings. and he knows he's compromised and fuck cpt. wayne probs knows too

but shit bear holds him like he's precious. bear looks at him like he loves him. bear twines their bodies together like he'll die if they part

bear whispers sweet nothings into his ears as they fall asleep and it'll break him when he has to give bear up but he's always been selfish

he'll keep this for as long as he can. (please lord let him have this.)

and on bear's end he really only becomes interested in this new recruit when he watches the boy deliver 10 backhanded compliments in a row

and nobody pick up on it. it takes 3 months before bear figures out that tim's a spy and still he keeps seeing him

bc it doesn't matter that tim'll be his downfall. it doesnt matter that tim doesnt really love him or care about him. that it's only a mission for tim bc tim is the best thing bear's life.

he is the sun to bear's moon. the first word on his lips when he wakes up and the last when he goes to sleep.

and he loves every version of tim -- when he's caustic and biting, when he's blissed out in bed covered in the marks bernard left, when he's laughing, when he's crying

every version on tim is a version he likes. and one of these days, his pretty bird is going to have to leave their nest but at least bear can hold tim until then

at least bear can press promises into his thighs. at least he can whisper his devotion into the crook of tim's neck. at least he can leave marks on tim -- lovebites on his neck, handprints on his thighs and hips -- a tapestry that says "i was here. and i loved him. i love him and i am here."

but until that day comes, bear will work on quitting smoking and turning his favorite safehouse into a home for them.

(please lord, just let him have this. just let him have tim.)

#honestly if i was to sum up this au in one sentence it'd be #'dick so good you'd let them commit war crimes' #he quits smoking cause his baby has no spleen. tim nearly cries when he hears that #bear always kisses tim before he leaves in 3s. one to the forehead. one to both cheeks. and one to his lips. #the first time tim says 'welcome home!' to bear he has to take 3 business days to recover #the first time bear comes over to money-laundering coffee shop front tim's been assigned to with a bouquet of flowers tim spends the rest #week giggling to himself. also tim and bear get relentlessly teased by their coworkers. #and when all is said and done and the mission comes to an end and tim has to arrest bear he does it with a tremble in his hands and tears #in his eyes. and bear's eyes are so sad almost mournful with the way they look at him in his police uniform #'hey pretty baby. here to lock me up at last?' bear asks #'you knew?' tim whispers. bear nods slowly like doing it any faster will spook tim off. the hand holding his gun trembles. #'then why-' #'why do you think tim?' bear responds quietly 'i love you.' #tim chokes on his sob. 'i did too y'know. i do too.' #bear smiles sadly 'but the job comes first right?' #and tim has nothing to say to that. tim loves bear and bear loves tim and it's not enough. maybe it was never enough. #anyway #how yall doin #i'm so normal about them i swear #bernard dowd #tim drake #timbern #timber #dc

[dykefaggotry]

send me good vibes that the boomers aren't as heinous at work today as they were yesterday

#they were truly on one #I had twooooo of them get so mad they started yelling #one bc she ordered a decaf chai and I was trying to tell her our chai is decaf so did she want #just that or like. a decaf dirty chai. she got so mad. she was screaming DECAF!!!!!!! #another dude said medium about 5 times and was mumbling his entire order #so I asked two (2) clarifying questions abt his coffee #(did he want cream and did he say coffee or mocha bc truly. he was mumbling so bad) #he starts yelling his order at me. says medium again like twice. gets to the end #I WANTED A SMALL. I TOLD HIM I WANTED A SMALL. #HES ASKING ME ALL KINDS OF DUMB QUESTIONS DID I WANT CREAM DID I SAY MOCHA. TELL YOUR FRIEND- #I hate boomers truly and genuinely

[unexpectedbrickattack]

I really enjoy your art and talk! Feels so nice and calm while reading it <3

What do you think about Noisette?

Thats such a nice vibe to attribute to it; i really take that as a compliment 😊 Thank you so much!

Noisette is like. Shes your little sister (said as an eldest sibling, with so much love). Not a child just like sweet and happy go lucky and a menace in the best way possible. Peppino gets a bit tired of her antics; she cant really follow directions well and shes a bit loud and sometimes she says things that makes Peppino sit down and Breathe the anger away but like at the end of the day she is fun and she is HAVING fun and shes very good at what she does; making sweets and earning tips 💖🤲🏾 Peppino gets used to her, just like he gets used to EVERYTHING happening to him all of a sudden but shes definitely one of the nicer things to come out of the whole tower experience 💖

#answered #chattin #/// #//// #///// #peppino #noisette #that one comic i reblogged that had peppino looking annoyed as noisette was dancing in the background #but the second someone was ACTIVELY being mean TO HER hes like *grabs threateningly* ‘APOLOGIZE.’ #thats them thats their entire relationship #also w my EXTREMELY funny hc that her entire cafe got safely ejected from the tower #and right into the plot beside peppinos pizzeria #peppino will often visit her in the morning before he starts prepping for the day #were talkin 4am prepping hours #and like i said shes good at what she does #and if u give her an order she will recreate it without a single misstep #best coffee peppinos had in his entire life #he still likes his own brew when he makes it back home but noisettes comes reeeeeal close

[milkweedman]

Sighs. Am trying to make dinner (on one foot, mid migraine, in a horrible flare up) which my sister said she'd help with. She did a few things (washed the carrots, cut up the beets which were supposed to be whole) and then said i clearly had it under control and went back to the computer. Still have tons left to do. Have no energy and am not even hungry.

#feels like the more help i need the more literally everyone is like. hm. good luck with that. and then they leave #especially doctors but also my sister as well #i know she's not my caretaker ! am well aware ! #just kind of dont understand the lack of reciprocity. i take care of her whenever she's sick #asked her to pick up my last couple meds from the pharmacy #which is attached to the store she was going to anyway and was like 'dont bother if theres a line but if there isnt one could you ?' #after she just saw me struggle massively on my crutches when we got coffee this morning #and she said it wasnt good timing and she didnt know if people can even pick up meds for each other #they definitely fucking can bc ive picked up her meds plenty #anyway am out of my migraine meds entirely and really have zero hope of getting them for the next while #at least until i can walk on my right foot i guess #just feel. what's the words. frustrated and abandoned and alone. and too fucking disabled. #chronic illness #complaining

[kissingdeadgirls]

still obsessed that htn is a 5 things that never happened to Nonagesimus and 1 that did. and the one that did was a bone haunting.

#one of them was a coffee shop au and muir said i’m a hater first #the locked tomb

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Me, aged 5. Spoken to my extremely Catholic grandmother, matriarch of the family, who had crosses and pictures of saints hanging in every room of the house: [little, uncannily-enunciated voice] “Grandma, when your church gets destroyed in Armageddon, you can come to our kingdom hall!”

#exjw #ex cult #I’m overly-conscious of how I speak now; but as a child I was about as blunt as a sledgehammer #Yeah my dad got SLAMMED for that one #There was no mistaking what I said because I spoke like a little adult #I was… something. Cute but weird and kind of manipulative. #At that age I enjoyed creeping out adult men in public by intensely staring at them #only adult men; not women #I also pushed boys down the slide and called them “scaredy-cat” until they agreed with me that they were cowards #I planned out in my head one time that my dad was going to walk into the living room with coffee in his hand #so if I scared him at just the right moment; he’d jolt and coffee would spill all over the floor #So I tested my hypothesis and it worked. #My goal was to get him to spill the coffee #I was around four or five but with the calculation of a serial killer (which isn’t saying much because serial killers are dumb) #I watched ET and wanted to see if I could hide in plain sight in my basket of stuffed animals #So I just waited in there very patiently until my dad went looking for me. Held my eyes open without blinking and remained very still #He walked in… looked right at me but didn’t see me; walked out. Walked back in #This time he saw me and got the crap scared out of him when he realized I was right there in front of him the whole time #But I never went into anything to prank anyone… I wasn’t in it for humor; I wanted to be smarter and more powerful than people #if only for a second #I wanted to see if I could come up with a plan involving other people and have those people do what I wanted them to do #But you see I was so sweet 90% of the time that no one thought anything of it — or even noticed what I was doing in some cases #Fortunately I grew out of doing that kind of thing without sufficient cause #But I still do enjoy messing with people from time to time if they REALLY deserve it #or benignly… I like it when people cry or get squeamish in reaction to my artistic work or acting or singing #The feeling of someone eating out of the palm of my hand creatively is great #Love it

[lobpoints]

Very funny the first thing Carmen said to Angela after directly appear in front of her face in person is that "you are supposed to be like me and think like me but here we are (disagreeing with each other over our chosen path)" especially with how the writer themselves answered in the QnA that Angela is not anything like Carmen even from appearance alone is on purpose because A simply couldnt do it and would also never make Angela like her in the sense because he view an act itself as inherently disgusting nor was Angela's conflict deep down is she wanted to be like her (rather that she wanted to be valued for what she is) like she doesn't even consider the possibility ig

#thinking about every instance where is implied that Carmen Not understand people #with lor having the Sephirot have multiple talked that most came down to the ultimately conclusion of #people cannot fully understand other even if they all were to stripped naked because they'll take it and understand it in their own way #with Hokma said that every sephirot ''started understanding angela'' but each one understand her in their own way #chesed and binah talk about how there are as many flavor of coffee and tea as there are many people talk #the main antagonist major conflict founded in his absolute inability to understand his sister nor social norm #carmen came to conclusion that people can only love and understand themselves after lc #carmen has the legit magical ability to read into people heart yet still not understand them #even if talking her initial goal in LC it is inherently flawed because of the ultimately discussion of human ability to understand the othe #also that her conclusion to people beome apathetic in understanding themself and other due to being on survival mode all the time #being that they must all be inflicted with some mysterious mental disease that ultimately prevent them from acting ''human'' lol

[feralsteddie]

love in steddie fics where it’s in Steve’s pov and he casually mentions Eddie had to “do a little business” as if Eddie’s “business” isn’t selling hard drugs to minors

#i love him so much #like yes absolutely keep them rose-colords ON babygirl #he said 'my bf is actively commiting felonies and i support him so much' #Steve doing his hair like he's not on his way to blow the town drug dealer in his grungy ass trailer that smells like weed coffee and b.o. #i'm obsessed with Eddie's dirtbag ass and Steve is too #Steve: I'm going to be the prettiest princess for Eddie #Eddie: *sprays a bit of deoderant in the air to maybe help cover the smell* #i'm sorry that one post about the woobification of eddie munson has me swerving here #thank god no one actually reads my notes #note: Eddie is also obsessed with Steve he just knows that Steve doesn't mind #pyreposting