cyno: so alhaitham and i are dating
his subordinates who are all still half in love with alhaitham after his stint as acting grand sage where someone finally respected them and let them do their jobs:
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okay but poor vesemir having to get lambert to do ANYTHING. the MOST defiant, contrarian little pup.
“gotta eat your meat or you won’t grow up big and strong” “i want to remain small to make my rage more concentrated”
“if you eat your crusts it’ll make your hair curly” “why the fuck would i want more of that it’s already hard to brush”
“eat your carrots so you can see in the dark” “i know what lives in the dark. i don’t wanna see SHIT”
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those fans who have the official hypmic perfumes for their faves and spray it on their faves clothes and wear them around essentially like a boyfriend shirt/jacket are pioneering the future
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Don’t howl. Don’t howl. Don’t howl.
Aaand the werewolf Judge is now howling. Poor thing. Still can’t help but to howl whenever they hear wolves do it off in the distance. At least now when they do it, it keeps outsiders from thinking that there are people here behind the gate.
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Tell me why my 40 something year old uncle is the only person other than my CHILD cousin who petulantly demanded a second piece of bday cake and finished it (without checking if anyone else wanted it - including the actual bday haver my brother) and also barely did anything all day and whined while we jarred tomato sauce and did the "easy" jobs we normally save for the kids so they can feel like they're helping bc he was "too tired" to do any work, while I worked all day with a bum wrist AND hip without complaining as did my elderly grandparents and my father who is RECOVERING FROM SURGERY and he's so demanding and makes his mother/my grandmother do almost everything for him and complains always about everything and we all low-key thought him getting married 2 yrs ago would maybe fix this but his wife is almost as bad and I'm just
/SCREAMS/
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me, remembering since I have new muses I can make more Yugioh decks in their image:
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So like, how do the senses work for the gnomes?
Obviously they can all touch. I’m assuming they can all taste as well since they have tongues—although they probably don’t need to taste since they don’t eat.
But as for the others, I’m confused.
Do they need eyes to see? Some of them have hats that cover their eyes, but they can somehow see fine. But how??
Do they need ears to hear things? Juliet doesn’t have ears but clearly she’s still capable of hearing.
I’m sure they can smell too, but do they need noses for it? Shroom is seen sniffing out scents but he doesn’t have a nose (Featherstone even points this out)
What are the rules? What are the limitations? I need answers, people!!
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