#and obvs there’s one where she’s a scientist who’s smarter then him and he immediately falls in love also have that one where she becomes a

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Why do I have 1000 head cannons of spencer dating cat in different au’s??? I haven’t written in years??? I have hundreds of them

#in most she’s not a murder just love Aubrey plaza #spencer Reid #criminal minds #ok a few she’s a murder in one it’s a supernatural crossover and she’s the queen of hell but spencer things she some random murder who #the team is chasing down who keeps ringing him to be annoying then he thinks she owns a cult or something then it’s all oh fuck hell??? #and others she’s just a murder who rings him and it’s kinda like the bins they have in the show where he’s like oh I definitely shouldn’t #fuck this hit women… but like #and some they date and he doesn’t know about the whole murder thing #one she’s just Buck from 9-1-1 bcuz I love Buck #one she’s basically black widow #another she works for Area 51 or is kinda darcy Lewis from wandavision and has a full army of #annoyed soldiers around her and he’s like wtf is going on and she’s all of they’re from work #yes oh course in one they arrest her for murder but she’s not guilty and throughout the ep spencer *cough* falls for her *cough* #doesn’t thing she’s guilty #and obvs there’s one where she’s a scientist who’s smarter then him and he immediately falls in love also have that one where she becomes a #firefighter after not knowing what to do with her life now she solved whatever equeshion #equation #spelt wrong but wasn’t going back for that tag #also one she’s a tec analyst who got the job after she was arrested for hacking and help on a case/replaces Garcia when she takes a day off #Bcuz girl needs a few days off #also one where she was kidnapped and didn’t know they dates spencer and some au’s she’s talking about her childhood and he’s like welp thats #a cult! #and some Garcia background checks her and is like she doesn’t exist! is she evil oh wait a women just kidnapped her bcuz she wanted a kid al #so not good #one she’s (women in charge can’t spell her name) assistant and well yeah they do it in her office after many months of spencer pinnig #pining #and her very bluntly saying I will sleep with you and he’s all but what does she mean by that #I like the one of her being a tec analyst bcuz the team can here her talking on speaker and spencer fumbling over his words best is when #she works for another team so Garcia is also there like is someone flirting??with MY pretty boy!!!