#and lassies getting suspicious and reaches a point where he’s worried bc he hasn’t gotten a call from Shawn in a while

[carltonlassie]

what if, shawn drunkenly calling lassie at 3am just to ramble,, and accidentally confesses,,,, hnnnnngh

Oooh god!!

Shawn prank called lassie so many times during the day (“prank call” but really he just wanted to hear his voice 😳), that Lassiter started ignoring them by the evening. Telling him that keeping a police officer’s phone line was obstruction of justice didn’t help (why would it, Shawn would make fun of him more just for that)

Shawn kept on calling and calling, and 3am was Lassiter’s limit. Lassie finally answered it to yell at him!! Went into a shouting monologue, but the line stayed silent, so he was like “Spencer?”

And Shawn’s like Lassie, this is not a prank. I love u, pls come over, I’m drunk and I’m stupid. You have such great voice. Did u know that I love hearing it? Please manhandle me like u do at the station. Do u want head? Maybe we should make out when we see each other next time. Oooh and your eyes are so blue and I want to get lost in it. I’m kissing you on the mouth mwah <3 Thanks bye!

And lassies just like

#shassie #asks #maybe it makes more sense if he didn’t prank call for an entire day #and lassies getting suspicious and reaches a point where he’s worried bc he hasn’t gotten a call from Shawn in a while #and 3am call happens and he’s like hello is me hi Shawn 👉👈 (but stoically) #and Shawn confesses during his rambles #and the rest is: is for me etc.