#and it was so clear and ew

[four-bastard-bustle]

Thought about throwing Red Leader into my tordmatt breakup and ohohohohohohohohoohohoh things just got SO MUCH more fun

#eddsworld #ew matt #ew tord #ew red leader #ew tom #tomatt #tordmatt #Kinda #If it isn't that clear the clones were made when Tord and Matt were still dating so Red Leader thought that was the role he had to play now #New type of toxic yaoi unlocked #Suggestive #Forgot to add that tag like am idiot

[mogoce-nocoj]

so, in under three days safursey's recording of Šta Bih Ja has managed to surpass Everybody's Waiting's streams on spotify! honestly insane what tiktok's algorithm can accomplish

#joker out #does. does JO even know that this song is blowing up. Has anybody told them #I should also mention that I used EW as a comparison here because it was the last song to be released and not to say that it's bad or sth #just to be clear. what joker out is gonna do with those numbers is their decision #I listened to EW again this morning and I actually do like it so excited to hear it live #I do like šbj more but that's just my music taste lol #šta bih ja

[twdnonsense]

Carl: Hey, my dad’s been really annoying lately, so do you wanna come over and help me mess with him?

Negan: HOLY SHIT! How the fuck did you get in here, kid!?

Carl: I’m in your walls. Anyways, you gonna help me or not?

Negan: Uh, I - I mean, yeah, sure, I guess

#Y’all don’t understand how much I wish Carl had lived so that him and Negan could’ve had this dynamic in the show #I just think their weird little relationship is so funny #And to be clear - THIS IS NOT CEGAN BECAUSE EW #the walking dead #twd #carl grimes #rick grimes #negan #twd incorrect quotes

[wrathofrats]

I HEARD SOMEONES WHITEWASHING MY BABYGIRL AGAIN

#PICKS UP MY BAT #NO #NO WRONG #BAD #WHAT THE FUCK #I’m not @ing the person so don’t ask #but that was a swift unfollow ew! #anyways Stan Swiss for clear skin #wrath rambles

[unforth]

Actually, I really wish Tumblr as a whole was less comfortable using feminizing language for gay men, especially gay East Asian men.

#unforth rambles #brought to you by the person i saw call chu wanning 'mo ran's mother' and the person who defended them #putting aside the question of accuracy re his role in mo ran's life #the words parent and father both exist yall #like idk but also wtf #see also girlboss and such being applied to gay men #idk i feel like im in the vast minority on this one #but my whole life ive seen gay men feminized in real life against their will #no matter how masc they were or wanted to be everything became fem #maybe im just to old to be with the times on why this is cute and funny abd okay #but given tumblr demographics and all #like shit like this is imo why so many women and afab nb people in fandom get accused of fetishizing #we older queers remember when doing this was considered disgusting homophobia actually #and imo it goes double or triple when they gay men in question are east asian #i really wish we could just fuckin stop #to be clear im not saying it IS fetishizing im saying i wish there was more awareness of the history of forced feminizing language #being used towars gay men in general and toward east asian men regardless of sexuality #for a lot of people i gotta think the knee jerk reaction to this kinda language being used is these context isnt teehee how cute #its ew who would say that #anyway i blocked op on the mo ran stuff but it still left a bad taste in my mouth

[wonder-worker]

I've been thinking about the tragedy of Elizabeth Woodville living to see the death of her family name.

I don't mean her family with her husband, which lived on through her daughter and grandson. I mean her own.

Her sisters died, one by one, many of them after 1485. When Elizabeth died, only Katherine was left, and she would die before the turn of the century as well.

All her brothers died, too. Lewis died in childhood. John was executed. Anthony was murdered. Lionel died suddenly in the peak of Richard's reign, unable to see his niece become queen. Edward perished at war. Richard died in grieving peace. For all the violence and judgement the family endured, it was "an accident of biology" that ended their line: none of the brothers left heirs, and the Woodville name was extinguished. We know the family was aware of this. We know they mourned it, too:

“Buy a bell to be a tenor at Grafton to the bells now there, for a remembrance of the last of my blood.”

Elizabeth lived through the deposition and death of her young sons, and lived to see the end of her own family name. It must have been such a haunting loss, on both sides.

#(the quote is by Richard Woodville in his deathbed will; he was the last of the Woodville brothers to die) #elizabeth woodville #woodvilles #my post #to be clear I am not arguing that the death of an English gentry family name is some kind of giant tragedy (it absolutely the fuck is not) #I'm trying to put it into perspective with regards to what Elizabeth may have felt because we know her family DID feel this way #writing this kinda reminded me of how I am just not fond at all about the way Elizabeth's experiences in 1483-85 are written about #and the way lots so many of the unprecedentedly horrifying aspects are overlooked or treated so casually: #the seizure and murder of two MINOR sons and the illegal execution of another; #her sheer vulnerability in every way compared to all her queenly predecessors; how she was harassed by 'dire threats' for months; #how she had 5 very young daughters with her to look after at the time (Bridget and Katherine were literally 3 and 4 years old); #how unprecedented Richard's treatment of her was: EW was the first queen of england to be officially declared an adulteress; #and the first and ONLY queen to be officially accused of witchcraft #(Joan of Navarre was accused of her treason; she was never explicitly accused of witchcraft on an official level like EW was) #the first crowned queen of england to have her marriage annulled; and the first queen to have her children officially bastardized #what former queens endured through rumors* were turned into horrifying realities for her. #(I'm not trying to downplay the nightmare of that but this was fundamentally on a different level altogether) #nor did Elizabeth get a trial or appeal to the church. like I cannot emphasize this enough: this was not normal for queens #and not normal for depositions. ultimately what Richard did *was* unprecedented #and of course let's not forget that Elizabeth had literally just been unexpectedly widowed like 20 days before everything happened #I really don't feel like any of this is emphasized as much as it should be? #apart from the horrifying death of her sons - but most modern books never call it murder they just write that they 'disappeared' #and emphasize that ACTUALLY we don't know what happened to them (this includes Arlene Okerlund) #rather than allowing her to have that grief (at the very least) #more time is spent dealing with accusations that she was a heartless bitch or inconsistent intriguer for making a deal with Richard instead #it also feels like a waste because there's a lot that can be analyzed about queenship and R3's usurpation if this is ever explored properly #anyway - it's kinda sad that even after Henry won and her daughter became queen EW didn't really get a break #her family kept dying one by one and the Woodville name was extinguished. and she lived to see it #it's kinda heartbreaking - it was such a dramatic rise and such a slow haunting fall #makes for a great story tho

[cubeapples]

i think the most toxic ship in the whole franchise is actually draco/ginny ❤

#sorry for spamming im clearing out my drafts #i have like 50 ugh ew so many opinions #drinny #draco x ginny #ginny weasley #draco malfoy #it's actually such an intersting ship

[ask-edd]

Tom what’s the best mixer combo you’ve tried and what one pissed off the others most? Personally, my friends looked at me as if I were a biblically accurate angel when I poured Dr.Pepper, Sprite, and Orange juice into my usual drink but it mixes surprisingly well. At least in my opinion. Then again could just be the tequila I used-

Have you tried a white Russian with water instead of vodka?

#also just so it's clear; they're not anthro #they are legit tiny kitties in tiny hoodies #ask #eddsworld #ew tom #april fool's day

[baalzebufo]

yippee! more cog ocs!

this is toady, my bossbot. my greaseball

true to his name, hes a huge sycophant. sucks up to anyone important enough to warrant it and is a massive narc on everyone else in the workplace. is at his most confident when standing slightly behind a much larger and scarier cog. generally unpleasant to work with and not very popular in his workplace

he runs a small management firm inside cogs inc (black lotus asset handling) which only employs him. but it sounds better on paper to have a business name to sign under, yknow. hes actually really good when he gets to flex his management and task distribution skills he just rarely gets a chance because hes a pain in the butt to work with

also yes he is my cartoon peter lorre expy so please imagine everything he does with the voice and mannerisms

#alloyart #toontown #toontown cogs #cogs #cog oc #toonblr #toontag #the cartoon staple of having a weird simpering little beast who is a clear peter lorre parody is like. my favourite ever. #so many of my fav characters in games/cartoons have That Vibe going on #and ive been watching a lot of old b/w films of the man himself so its all fresh in the brain I suppose #anyway. toady hates ties and wont wear them if he doesnt have to. hes almost always a little oil-stained. #like. if you shook his hand it'd be weirdly slick and you'd realize. oh ew thats oil. where did that come from #i love him a lot and i am unfortunately attracted to this type of man. robot. frog. you know

[theboxfort]

Catboys, boy cats, cats and boys, I got it all. You got Torm who's a generic anime catboy, Matthew who's a furry, Redd as something in between, and then literal cats.

#eddsworld #ew tomatoredd #ew torm #ew scribble tom #ew realistic matt #eddsworld catboy revolution #pink draws #🍅redd #i am indeed. a furry. in case that wasn't clear #look it started off with me drawing matthew's cat ears a bit lower than the others #and then the fur started appearing. and then the whiskers. #so i said screw it. literal catboy time #cat torm is specifically based off of chimera cats algjaslgdasd #anyways. adios. it's midnight for me #the color's a bit dark but redd's eye is blue for those who are following #watch as i slowly spin this idea in my head like chicken rotisserie #cat torm has a tiny ginger patch of fur running along the middle of his back if it matters #100% inspired by a headcanon by apollyon!!!

[septembersghost]

read a random comment in passing about how nobody in their 30s should have anything in common with a 19/20 year old unless they've been locked in a basement, and i have to tell you, besties, as someone whose life ended at 19 with mostly housebound severe chronic illness, i laughed an ironically tragic laugh. clearly they have not heard about the girl who got frozen

#time went on for everybody else she won't know it. i could not have less in common with my able-bodied peers #but tbh most 19-20 somethings have more life experience than i do #it's just SO alienating #i try to be really clear-eyed and adjusted about it given how long i've been sick and lived with chronic pain #but sometimes i see things that make me feel like i've been hit over the head with a frying pan 😵💫 #it's like people saying oh i had the flu once. or oh i went two weeks without leaving the house #there is absolutely no comparison and no way for most people to comprehend what existing like this is like #ugh ew sorry for whining i just! felt overwhelmed today! #jess.mess #chronic illness problems

[todayisafridaynight]

ignore if you don't give one for my streams Anyways potential stream schedule goin forward Just Until I Finish Judgement

thursday i'll stream judgement from like. 3:30 ~ 7:30

friday'll be 4:30 ~ 8:30

saturdays will be the usual 3:30 ~ . fuckin whenever LMAO art stream i do

#snap chats #ew i just remembered i have my spanish exam tomorrow im going to throw up #anyway i thought i'd stream today but the more i thought of it the more i wanted to throw up #im already really drowsy and plus i dont want to be stressed under the time crunch in-between class #plus assembling and disassembling The Tower is nerve racking i dont need something breaking while i rush to class LOL #thursday'll be chill since i only have my morning class then and friday i only have The One class. and its friday. #i'm putting a strict time limit on gameplay days since i want to try to record these and i think four hours is just enough time #firstly to watch but also i think it's small enough to be able to be saved onto my computer #idk we'll see how it plays out. i think the usb could only record about two hours before it ran out of space #and my computer's space As Of Now is about twice the size of that usb #i'm gonna try to clear up more space but yeah thats the deal for right now #four hours is by no means a lot of gameplay time- much less than id like LMAO but we do what we gotta #maybe i'll do a similar schedule for IW except instead of thurs being a game day i'll make it sunday #i have a night class thursday next semester unless i edit my schedule at some point #honestly i might cut out art streams during IW... lemme speed through the shit so i can draw stuff for it LOL #but we'll get there when we get there

[official-sans-undertale]

its morbin time

#salad salart #eddsworld #ew tom #ew tord #ew matt #ew edd #just so we're all clear #i dont draw em #i simpely dont. i dont do it #also they're all neurodivergeant bc thats the only type of character i can draw <3 #like. physically #i try to draw a neurotypical and i get salted like a slug #omg 6am <3 #happy pride heres our hcs for them

[yuridovewing]

Feel like one of the best ways you can convince someone that no, villains with compelling motives that have sad backstories are not terrible writing compared to straight up born evil villains who just want to kill everyone and be done with it, is to tell them that Warrior Cats writes born evil villains constantly while literally preaching “That’s how evil works, you can’t CHANGE, you’re either touched by demons at birth or you aren’t!” and it blows chunks

#brokenstar tigerstar hawkfrost darktail one eye etc etc would all be so much more interesting if they werent so one note #and just had ‘’born evil’’ slapped on as their explanation for being evil #‘’ew why are you woobifying tigerstar’’ because i think a villain who feels emotion besides ‘’evil’’ and ‘’angry’’ and actually does care #about his clanmates but is also a bigot that deserves to be beaten down is more interesting than canon #to get like real world political here… abusive people and bigots like. are not one note born evil demons #they have loved ones and reasons for turning out the way they did. and im not saying that to go ‘’so you need to give them grace!’’ #im saying that because the line of thinking that every bad person is a super obvious mustache twirling villain with no soul #makes it so that people justify abuse and crimes from REAL people. like ‘’oh my friend says some racist things but he isnt BAD! he loves me! #would an abusive person be nice to his wife in public? of course not!’’ #and its rhetoric like that that lets abuse and bigotry thrive. if you put the world in categories of born evil and born good #then you will dismiss all the ‘’good’’ people in your life who have done horrible things with ‘’but she donated to charity once’’ #i mean. hell this LITERALLY happens in wc where the ‘’born good’’ characters are abusive and murderously xenophobic #where characters like clear sky and blackstar just get a sticker like ‘’oh you cant be TOO mad at them! theyre good at heart!’’ #‘’ignore all the times they killed vulnerable people for the crime of being born somewhere they didnt like! they were nice to a kid once!’’ #the message there is literally ‘’bad people cant REALLY be bad if theyre nice to people sometimes’’ #like. im not even mad at clear sky being motivated by witnessing his loved ones starve to death for why hes such an abusive control freak #thats an interesting reason to become a villain especially since the change happened when he was put in a position of power #the problem is not him having a sad backstory. the problem is the erins think his sad backstory means he was never that bad #and anyone who’s upset at him can go eat shit and die cause he looked sad #like. i get this line of thinking often comes from writers doing this for abuse apologism and just wanting to see abusers be held accountabl #accountable #but how exactly does it help victims of abuse to portray abusers and bigots in a christian ‘’touched by the devil’’ light

[yoinkschief]

I will ask about the eyes!

Humbly asking to tell us about Tom and his mom’s eyes!

YIPPEE !! Questions about my Headcanons thank you so much :))

It's not a very big headcanon yet, mostly just one of those things where I like woke up in a cold sweat and was like "THE VOICES" /ref

Also sorry this is so late anon, I've been a bit busy so I haven't been able to give a proper answer :)

I'm gonna try and keep this shorter than Tom and his mom's relationship dump but here we go:

So the black eye thingy isn't some "ouuhhh he's possessed" thing like most people headcanon or what mild canon we have to suggest that and whatnot, not that I have a problem with that, but it's instead a genetic thing from his mom's side of the family (famously)

Her place of origin doesn't matter too much (but for the sake of infodumping about my HC: she's born in Ireland :) ) other than she fled from there to America with her family to get away from black market head hunters basically

This next part gets a wee bit uncomfortable with talk of body parts and illegal markets so just skip or skim this next block of text if you don't like that stuff but

In the dark web or black market or whatever you wanna call it, you can buy and sell body parts (not exactly LEGALLY, but you can) so I've woven that into this headcanon with the fact that because a good majority of,,, I don't really know what you'd call them but think like the "black eyed kids" story or myth or whatever, basically them, lived in Ireland and neighboring countries, so naturally people wanting to make a profit would flock to said countries to, well, head hunt for their eyes because you can't tell me naturally occuring all black eyes wouldn't come off as supernatural and not urge sick collectors to want it for their collection of fucked up artifacts

So naturally not wanting to, you know, be hunted for sport, Barbara's family moved America in an attempt to get as far away as possible from that (also hahaha land of the free, it's not)

That's about it for the eyes other than her teaching Tom about the dangers of the above but in recent years has kind of winded down

Other information I thought I'd share cause it kinda fits:

- For a timeline of events to explain how Tom's British and whatnot, Barbara and Peter met in New Orleans (where Barbara's family had moved to in the States, a good generation or so before she was born) while Peter went there on vacation (getting away from his parents finally) and they ended up falling in love, getting married, and then moving to Britain and later having Tom

- Ellsworld and Eddsworld USA are usually canonical within the same universe of headcanons I have, like it's not a separate reality thing, they exist within the same timeline of each other, and so that begs the question of: what about Tamara and Tommy? Well Tamara is Tom's cousin, and Tommy... Has zero familial relation to Barbara's family, it's like a different branch of the black eyed people family tree from a staggering amount of generations back type deal. Him also being black like Tom and Tamara is just a coincidence

#i love when people ask me about my Headcanons #i have so many #too many some might say #like any sort of relationship or dynamic has been thought of thoroughly #reading that back i think it's clear i have some underlying dopamine imbalance issues Jesus Christ #jay answers #jay talk #Eddsworld hc #ew hc #headcanons #Eddsworld Headcanons

[nsfwitchy2]

Took my splint and gauze off to shower and felt instant and immediate regret because istg everytime I look at the scab on my arm it looks uglier 🤢

#nsfwitchytalks #to be clear it’s not WORSE #in fact quite the opposite #the swelling and redness have gone down SIGNIFICANTLY #even compared to this morning you can tell the swelling and redness has gone down to half its size #the scab is just UGLY #like even for a scab it’s so…. ew