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llonelygoddess · 6 months
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How they react to...Finding out you're pregnant
Romantic Pairings: Ned Stark, Margaery Tyrell, Theon Greyjoy, Jaime Lannister, Khal Drogo, Jorah Mormont, Brienne of Tarth, Missandei, Podrick, Gendry
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Ned Stark: This man is over the moon when you tell him you’re expecting. He’s raised 5 already but for you he’d raise another 5 if possible lol He’s always got his hands on your belly and asking if you need anything. His favorite thing to do is talking to the baby later at night when you’re asleep, whispering how much it’ll be loved and cared for by the both of you.
Margaery Tyrell: Thrilled. You two definitely planned this pregnancy so she’s thrilled to hear you’ve finally conceived. She’s keeping Maesters around the clock just for you and making sure you have regular check ups. You both love looking at all the fabrics and books and toys you’ll be gifting your baby. She wants this child to have everything she had and more, so beware your child may be spoiled rotten lol
Pre Reek!Theon Greyjoy: Theon doesn’t even know what to say. He’s nervous about what that would mean for you and the child title wise. Would the babe be labeled a bastard? Would you be treated as a whore? The questions will drive him crazy if you don’t bring him back down to earth. As much as he’s there for you, you have to be there for him during this time.
Jaime Lannister: In the beginning he’s more worried than anything. Knowing how crazy Cersei is he has to hide you away, promising to be with you soon. Once he finds a way to sneak away to you for good, he’s all hands on deck. He’d learn to cook a bit, take up the cleaning, even learn to stitch a little to give the baby an embroidered blanket. It’s not what you expected but considering his other kids barely know him it makes sense how serious he is about this one. He wants to get it right this time.
Khal Drogo: He sees you as his goddess, mesmerized with the way you carry his child. He kisses your belly and announces it to the whole Khalasar. During your pregnancy he doesn’t baby you, finding beauty in your strength, but he is wary of you being around the other men. They’re rough and callous and you are soft and breakable, something that keeps him up at night. Whenever he goes out riding he always comes back with a gift that he presents to you in front of everyone.
Jorah Mormont: He never thought he’d be lucky enough to have children, especially with someone as special as you. He’s definitely crying when he hears the news. He can’t help it, a family of his own is all he’s ever wanted. Even knowing how strong you are, he’ll ask you to stay home and to let him do any and all work that needs to be done. He’s heard horror stories of pregnancies going wrong and he refuses to let anything happen to you.
Brienne of Tarth: Finding out you're pregnant would be the scariest moment of her life. Which isn't to say she doesn't want kids, but the world you live in wasn't ready for a relationship like yours. Two non-men finding love within each other wasn't accepted, let alone them raising a child together. Eventually, through many talks with you and Podrick, she calms down enough to enjoy this special moment in time with you.
Missandei: When Missandei first finds out, she's immediately in preparation mode. With the life she's lived she knows how cruel and evil life can be, so she takes it upon herself to make everything as perfect for you and the babe as possible. She’s asking Danaerys for healers and compiling blankets and toys from nearby towns. You’ll want for nothing with her by your side. When she’s not in crisis mode she’s sitting with you in bed fantasizing about the languages and history she’ll teach the baby.
Podrick: He gets so overwhelmed when you tell him he faints. Poor bb. When he wakes he asks if it was a dream and when you tell him no he kisses you. He’s another one that never really thought about having a family but he’s more than ready and capable of doing it. He’s always gushing about you and the baby to Brienne or really anyone who’ll listen. Loves to put his ear to your belly and just listen.
Gendry: He never planned to have kids so young, but when you told him about the baby he realized this was his moment to step up and be better. Being a Lord now he’s able to take care of you in ways he never thought he could. Giving you a handmaid and guards is just the beginning of how he wants to support you. He worries all nine months about whether he'll be good enough for your babe, so please rub his back and tell him he'll be the best dad ever. And he will.
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bonefall · 6 months
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What are the four seasonal gods like generally? Sol seems to just be A Little Bit Chaotic, Midnight is said to be benevolent, but what about Rock and One Eye? (I know One Eye requires sacrifices? But ig that wouldn't necessarily make him malicious? Idk fsgcghdfj)
I'd like to learn more in general! Gods and mythology go brrrrr
ALL of them can actually take sacrifices, it just so happens that only Sol and One Eye have actually done it in the timeframe of BB.
It doesn't HAVE to be blood either, it can be anything of value. Sol and One Eye are just like that.
SOL
He gets bored easily.
It's not that he's evil, he's just self-absorbed. Everything is about having fun.
He really was a pretty terrible god, though. Fallenleaf comes to learn his services are in high demand, and he was really needed.
You might think he's vengeful, but he's not. If you beat him according to the rules they agreed on, that's winning fair and square.
I feel like he feels kind of bad he abandoned Harry so quickly, like he knows it was a dick move and he kiiiiinda doesn't want to think about it.
Something about him is more mortal than anyone realizes, but even I'm not sure how. He's strange compared to other gods, as if he didn't lose himself in the ascension to godhood.
Ironic for a God of Change.
MIDNIGHT
Is lonely. So lonely.
She can give you eternal life, but no one ever takes it. Why does no one ever take it?
But she's too nice to overstay her welcome or defy a request. And too cowardly to explore the world and find more people who leave eventually.
So she just stays in her den by the ocean, hosting all who pass through.
Minds her own business and draws cats to her as visitors.
Fallenleaf liked her at first, but has actually grown a negative view of her. Midnight wants something and won't go get it, using her immense power to just stare at the ocean.
What a waste!
I feel like she keeps a distance from mortals because she feels like she has some kind of obligation to not interfere. Besides, what good is a god no one wants to visit?
Shouldn't people WANT to go out of their way to seek her wisdom??
(And then she drags them towards her anyway lmao. Actually a very funny character. I have thoughts about her)
ONE EYE
He likes to see what words people use for him.
He likes to see what people call upon him, too.
This entity is not one who forces himself upon the land. He simply comes when he is called and they call him evil. Another one of his many names, he says.
At leaaaast... that's what he says. He is a VERY vindictive being when he feels slighted. If you declare war upon him, he will finish it.
"Scorched Earth" translates directly.
He can be incredibly cordial though. Surprisingly so. I actually have been thinking of having him visit each Clan in Thunderstar's Justice, meeting with its leaders, testing who would be his greatest partner.
During Hollyleaf's Century, Lion's Roar summoned him with a certain number of sacrifices.
But once One Eye moved into his body as a vessel, he didn't let go.
He was still using Lion's Roar as a vessel in DOTC. Lion's Roar had lost all control of his body, practically hollowed out.
I have a really clear feeling of his personality but it's hard to put into words. He's charming. He's well-spoken. His words smell like roses and sound like trickling blood. He asks to be invited and refuses to leave. If you offend him he will destroy you. He is interested in you. He watches hungrily like a snake.
And he ate Tom, partially because he was delicious, but primarily because he was a disobedient and disrespectful rat who did not know his place.
Star Flower is expected to know her place, too. She serves him. He is kind to her, and she loves him, but if she has to give up her life for him-- he expects her service.
As a god of war, sun, and fire, he's every bit as dangerous as you think he is.
You don't kill Gods. You trick them. Sun Shadow tricked him, seeing his body was unstable, and challenged,
"You are not the sun. Behold the sun that shines above us! It is there and you are here!"
"Haa. Your taunt shall not work. I am the sun and I shine just as bright."
"You do not shine now. I see no shine."
"Then behold!"
And that's how Sun Shadow got the guy to explode himself inside his shitty battered vessel LMAO
I have this full story in my head I just need to write it out tbh.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
ROCK
He wants to be left alone. He does not like you
He wasn't always this way. He is a god of measurement, archival, the night sky, memory. Quintessence and moonbeams, that which subsisteth, and what seems.
And once upon a time, he hosted a trial for those who wished to be his temporary vessels. Going down into the tunnels wasn't a trial for ALL warriors, just those who sought his ancient knowledge.
Once upon a time, he believed that the purpose of knowledge was to be shared, but only to those who would do right with it. He chose his vessels carefully and benevolently.
But what happened in Hollyleaf's Century changed him. It killed him. A selfish tyrant, the actions of her opposition, the senseless destruction of the victorians humans...
And then his vessel, Jay's Wing, was murdered. He felt him die and he couldn't save him; he's just a god of truth. Not of affecting it.
He's kinda got Sotha Sil vibes. His last big action was burying his vessel and casting a great spell upon a patch of Old Growth forest in what's now ThunderClan; the humans did not see it for many years, as if it simply wasn't important.
When the illusion faded, the humans simply believed they had not noticed it, or had underestimated its size.
Funfact: humans have big brains and lots of meat and are easy to disorient. That patch has a reputation for confusing people, hikers get lost there a lot.
Doesn't like people. Especially doesn't like Sol or Fallenleaf, refusing to distinguish that they are two different entities.
"You won't be, eventually. No I won't help you avoid that fate. Fuck you"
Has a softness for Jayfeather in particular and no one else. He would have let Hollypaw and those kits drown if he wasn't part of the group, that day.
But also Jay knows how to annoy him. If it wasn't for the fact he was the reincarnation of his beloved and tragically killed Final Vessel, he would have let him drown long ago.
Lightly malicious, in a way. Doesn't value mortal life. Mean.
Kinda ironic that Jay's reincarnation is more like Rock in this life than he is to Jay's Wing. Rock would lament that his influence has ruined him.
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rusty-guitar-strings · 7 months
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ari's thoughts on mentopolis episode 3: f for freezer
caution here there be spoilers
starting this abt 15 minutes in: conrad bb no do not turn urself in pls
also someone mentioned thinking justin might be evil so now im sus of him oops
alternate title for the episode: fuck it we ball
no one: the fix: did you know- (he is so me coded)
no character art for elias?
a key in her freezer???? wtf oh ok lmao
hanks small smile at "mr the fix" i am meltingggggg
SOMEONE TELL CONRAD ITS NOT HIS FAULT ALREADY
eagles hold on so tight they have to make an active effort to let go and we are all eagles holding onto something and we have to work to let it go and the fix is an eagle and is never gonna let go of conrad bc i decided that just now and DAMN U MR GREEN THIS IS TOO GOOD
justin needs a pipe and a deerstalker actually. dogtective
(dont smoke, kids) (almost typed that as just dont smoke kids which you should probably also not do)
awww ofc alex would remember fawn as conrad ueueueue i love,,, himb (conrad. alex's pronouns are they/them. i love them as well :>)
"they forgot me" nOOOOO
conrad is driving oh god
the drama of anastasia being estranged
very little dominance,,, massive self doubt,,, are we sure this aint MY brain
i assume ivana was there for the skate incident
elias has a TWIN SISTER omg
so elias wanted to run, not fight
i hate mr bition but ya he and the fix were prolly a thing i see the tension lmao
ok i REALLY hate mr bition he seems like an ableist piece of shit GET HIS ASS THE FIX
OH MY GOD YES BREATHING EXERCISES
god ok gonna get briefly a bit personal here so i was raised with the mindset of "you dont get to do the things you want to do until you've finished all the things you need to do" and when you have executive dysfunction its hard to do anything at all, so i never really finished the things i needed to get done on time which resulted in a lot of being yelled at and things being confiscated and such. so m bition's monologue kinda hits
you are the only thing standing in your way,,,
wait is the key talking??? the key is like the manifestation of the psychometer prolly
OH GOD IS IT WEDNESDAY YET
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clanwarrior-tumbly · 2 years
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I see that the asks are opened well here's an ask of mine, could you do fnaf 1 group + shadow Freddy, 39 (fnw39) and Marinette with reader who is a cyborg or reader who is a shadow creature that can shadow warp and take forms that look like the others but the only sustenance they can get is eating souls of the night guards and blood and is slient for awhile until they say a word after becoming friends with them
FNAF 1 (Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, Golden Freddy)
The main band found you lurking after hours when they killed a nightguard.
Bonnie noticed you in the backroom, staring at the spare Freddy suit that held their corpse...only for you to suddenly vanish in a blur of shadows.
He goes in and finds out the suit’s not leaking as much red like his once did.
Turns out, you took the guard’s blood (and soul) for sustenance.
But you can’t take the children’s souls within the animatronics since you can only absorb them from living humans.
Besides, their souls had latched onto their metal/fabric vessels rather tightly, making it impossible anyway.
So instead, you decide to stay and introduce yourself to the group, entertaining them with your shadow tricks.
You’d turn into a Shadow Foxy to roleplay as Foxy’s first mate or “evil twin”.
Usually you’re silent, but for the sake of making your new friends smile, you do talk a little bit while roleplaying.
At some point, you did see Golden Freddy at the back of the dining room, watching the show. But he disappears before you can get a closer look.
Turns out you’re not the only enigma.
Shadow Freddy
When he sees you around the pizzeria, he’s thinking ‘okay who else died in the springlock suit???’
But you remain elusive and he's puzzled st your behavior.
Why do you shapeshift into shadows of the other animatronics and patrons??
Why do you take the souls of nightguards and feast on their blood??
Meanwhile Shadow Bonnie became bffs with you and doesn’t seem bothered by this. He even says you talk! (even tho you’ve only said “hello” to him once as a Shadow BB).
So one day Shadow Freddy visits you while you’re a Shadow Toy Freddy and asks if you’re a deceased springlock victim.
You just shrug (with RXQ adding that you need some time to warm up to him).
In time you do, and you make small talk with the purplish bear.
39 the Bunny
As a rabbit who gets scared by a literal “Spook” button--he’s probably gonna cry, scream, and throw up when he sees you.
Especially when you mimic him as a prank. You don’t mean to. You’re just trying to test the limits of your shadow abilities.
But it’s sometimes funny seeing him trip over ladders as he runs away. Though bc you feel bad, you’ll warp those obstacles out of existence.
Plushie39 likes you and thinks 39′s a total pussy and forces him to befriend you since he wouldn’t shut up about having no friends.
Eventually you work up the courage to make conversation with him, saying a simple “hey”.
Bro is flabbergasted.
“Oi!!! You speak!!!! And here I was thinkin’ you were some silent stalker or somethin’.”
He gets a boop on the nose for his rudeness.
Puppet
As the guardian of the pizzeria, she notices all the paranormal stuff that happens.
Including how the dead nightguards (who were killed by mistake) were left without souls and blood, becoming nothing more than husks overnight.
And there’s of course you taking on the forms of animatronics, herself included, and her curiosity about you is ever growing.
Soon she does find you lurking around the Prize Corner, admiring the plushies.
Wondering what you’ll do, she lets you hold one and sees you cradle it, before smiling at her.
“Thanks.” Is all you whisper before vanishing back into your shadow realm and taking the plushie with you.
Huh. You’re definitely fascinating. Neither human nor animatronic. She knows she'll see you again soon.
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feartheoldblog · 1 year
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R O B B I E I DESPERATELY NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR SIMS WORLD-- I HAVE TO. I'M OBSESSED NOW. Bls.
🙏
I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY STORIES TO TELL
• Valtr and Yamamura have a lovely suburban home, a fairly healthy marriage and a pet fish. They had a spare bedroom so I decided to put Brador in. He started pissing everywhere and I ended up locking him in his room for like 90% of the time. I felt a little bit bad so I made Henryk and Simon and let them live in the basement so he had friends that did not randomly fuck on the living room sofa (wicked whims woes sorry). Henryk and Simon decided to start fucking so now Brador is back to square one 👍
• Originally I had 8 BB characters living in a house together. They are all now in separate homes (you can imagine how it went).
• Gilbert the Sick Man is a total cunt. He literally has the good trait as well as other nice traits but he’s got beef with half the town. He’s also why I had to separate the house. He basically pissed off Maria by insulting her, she got angry, Gehrman tried to comfort her, she got angry at him, then Gehrman got sad and Micolash got angry at him and they ended up fist fighting next to the barbecue and are now total enemies.
• Micolash lived alone in a house but I let him adopt a baby and now he is married to the babysitter (and tried to flirt with the new babysitter, their marriage is in shambles- he does not have the romantic trait)
• Gehrman (Micolash’s worst enemy) showed up at his wedding as a caterer and set the kitchen on fire
• Gilbert hated everyone so he lived alone, then decided he liked Vicar Amelia so now they’re living together. However, he fancies Smough but Smough finds him extremely unattractive. Ranni wanted to shag him but refused romance from him……… it’s complicated
• Iosefka has shagged like 60% of the town’s population. I support her in her endeavours 👍
• Radahn and Artorias are married and look after the two accidental babies that have been created. The best dads in the entire place 10/10
• Quelaag got knocked up by a random sim (one of the Rahrtorias kids) so I got werewolf Brador to kill him but I didn’t have the kill mod enabled so he basically just turned Quelaag’s baby daddy into a werewolf (and got his ass beat)
• I can’t remember who the other baby’s mother was but it’s being looked after any way ig
• Gascoigne got sad bc he had the family trait but no family so I made him adopt kids but he neglected them and Alfred had to look after them
• Logarius lives in a house with Godfrey and they both hit the gym together
• The Doll and Chapel Dweller are best friends <333
• I decided to be evil and make Arianna and Adella live together but they’ve ended up being best friends despite their opposing traits????
• Lucatiel and Emerald Herald are girlfriends- they would be married by now but they keep arguing sometimes so their relationship does not improve it is merely maintained
• Smough, Ornstein and Solaire all live together happily in the mansion of that one goth family i evicted
• Me and my partner’s BB OCs are chill as hell, married and do nothing wrong. Literally the only normal people
• Pate and Creighton live together and kinda despise each other but it’s fine
• Juno, Diallos, D, Corhyn and Rogier all live together but I stopped playing Sims because my mental health improved so I never got to see what would happen with them
• I forgot that Djura and Henryk were married with kids but Djura needs to move in with Brador so I’m gonna make them divorce and Henryk can live alone with the children
• Everyone that can give birth has been put on birth control. I learned my lesson 👍
• Also everyone wants Gascoigne carnally. Man cannot catch a break.
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comvi · 20 days
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silver time silver hi silver.
silver does not like any creature (but whisperer and lucky.)
silver's spikes cannot be controled, "standing up" as a reaction to stress and worry.
silver feels calm and safe around whisperer
silver learnt how to wag his tail from lucky
despite not liking chief for talking to whisperer (it thinks scavs are evil, as they are the ones making rumors about it.)
rumors about it are: "It's an alien!" (made silver get sharp claws on its "slugcat paws")) "It's a weapon for someone!" (Made spikes form on it.") "It lures people in with its mimicking!" (Made it learn to "speak") "It's just alive goop!" (Made silver drag its tail.) "Its unbound!" (Made it grab people.) not all of them but whatever.
silver is perfectly fine with whisperer touching them. but calls him off from it cause they dont know what would happen.
silver's pearls are called boons. What do boons do? help whisperer directly. holdon ima paste some things. Voice, you know anything about this thing? Bring it closer to your eyes can you even see? whatever. OH WHAT THE What? whats wrong? what is it? Uhm...throw it away! what happened to being poetic. and why whats it do Uhm... not good! just...dont keep it! i cant trust you, im asking ...it about it. You better not oh yes i will. Little thing, you are bleeding in MANY places. i'd like to see you walk. You know i can walk. You have 3 seeping marks on your chest, leaking blood, you nearly got your foot-paw bit off. Your arms bleeding and infected, You have scratch marks all over you, and your ear is also bit. Yes, and? ...fuck you. You two. I ran outside, pretty sure it would be there anyway. and it was "Hey!" it seemed.. "happy?" to see me? i hopped down and accidently dropped the pearl i tripped over it and fell flat on my face... embarrassing. i sat up and it somehow was in front of me, tail...wagging... when could it do that? "Y-you came back! H-HH-Hiello!hi!" "You said like all those words wrong but hi." "Why are you--B-BB--B" it covered its mouth "Why you back?" "The uhh...gift? what is it?" i felt the ground, still staring up at it... spooky. "O-O-Oh! it..b-bb-boon!" "a what." the fuck is a boon. "P-P-PLEAsENO!-Place... it onsomething!!" why does it seem so happy... good for it? "What will it do..?" "D-DONT!D-Depends, let me see..." Without warning it yanks it from my paw and holds it close... reading it? "Boon: circle of healing." "Why did you." why. "whydid you say that in perfect speech." i dont. "idont like how you did that why didyoudothat." it ignored me and placed it back on my paw. WHAT! NO IT CANT! cant... what? "I-T-Ilike you enoug.h...T-TOM?GGETOU" it covered its mouth again "Ilike youenough,i think it will help!" "Why uhh....thank you?" BUT IM PUNIsHING YOU! IT CANT ! ARG! i stood up quickly, ready to run off but before i could it stopped me "H-hey!" "What..?" "Iliekyour....eyes..." I forgot my eyes glow in the dark at night. thats...nice? "Thank you???" i quickly ran off, scurrying back into my den. Lucky is still sleeping..."place it on something..." hm.. I use a bundle of rocks to stand the goop colored pearl up.
^ from whisperers head
silver kills people by stabbing them. (claws r cool.)
silver loves nudging whisperer
silver is embarrassed by how they speak.
silvers tendrils will randomly grab things beside it.
the only not covered parts of silver are its feet, and half of its face.
silver is happy with this form.
silver is aware and alert about whisperers injuries, thinking he should lay low for a while.
silver has a predatory grin as a smile.
ifyouwanna knowmore about their boons ask.
who nect...
okay finally answering this!!! so so sorry for the delay! I dont have a big answer this time around cuz were not in that kinda headspace to dump a bunch of information on something i like, but ive read this a few times & i really enjoy how mysterious yet, oddly “cute” (?) silvers nature can be :0) love luv that whole thing where popular/known rumors will often become reality in some way!! + that added bonus fact about whisperer where we’ve found out!! his eyes glow!!! neat neat!!!
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finniestoncrane · 2 years
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t4t riddlebird lets go
you bet bb 💚💜 there's not a single part of my being that could believe that they were cis and weren't soulmates lmao it's t4t lovers to the end
good morning
just a lil morning scene between them so we can really see how much ed leans into hybristophilia because he does he really does also canon, never heard of them but they sound horrible? i'm a writer on gotham now, we're going by my hcs just shhh pretend, you're thinking about it so like don't think about
minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff, mentions of violence, murder, guns, kissing, dry humping, bit of pain kink, obviously hybristophilia too
Oswald was spoiled rotten and he was kept ever smug in the knowledge that he might have warned Ed not to give into his demands so early in their relationship. He knew he was difficult to disagree with or say no to, but rather than offer any reprieve, he let himself be served and serviced by his wonderful, concerningly patient, boyfriend.
He rolled over in the plush bed, opening his eyes and squinting while they adjusted, the long figure in front of the window taking shape as the light became less of a burden on his vision. There stood Edward, unclothed completely apart from his glasses and his clean, white briefs, his smooth chest close enough to smell as he bent down to put Oz's breakfast tea on the bedside table for him.
"Good morning, Oswald." His tone, a little brusque, caught Oz off guard in comparison to how angelic he had looked just a moment ago, bathed in the light of the day. "Although, it's closer to the afternoon now. Did you know, that if you wake up early, you'll increase your productivity and it positively affects your optimism for the day ahead?"
"Is that why you're so cheerful all the time?"
Ed turned to walk away, but Oswald reached out his hand, warm against Ed's clammy wrist, and pulled him back around, easing him into the bed beside him. He made no eye contact with him at first, choosing instead to gaze upon his almost entirely hairless chest, running his hands along the flat of his rib cage, breathing dreamily, content to just have someone so beautiful to look at. And, wincing at the realisation of how weak he was for him, Ed leaned into the tender, physical affection. With one hand at an angle, head resting on his hand, the other found it’s way to Oz’s side, rubbing it over the top of the soft sheets, feeling the heat that radiated from under them.
“Why anyone would ever want to get out of bed is beyond me. Especially if you were in it with them.”
Oz leant in to kiss Ed, hands gently picking his glasses from his face and setting them behind him on the table. He pressed his nose to Ed’s cheek as his hands made their way lower, warm hands trailing down his cold spine, making their way into his tight pants and cupping at his cheeks, grasping them firmly as their lips met again. In this familiar, entangled embrace, they shared their most tender moments. It was less of a torrid affair in the morning. Something about the sunlight made them both so gentle, loving. But the caress was proving too much for Ed, who had begun to grind himself into Oz, moans pushing past both of their tongues, breaking the kiss up.
“What are you going to do today, Oz?”
“I mean, is now the time to nag me to get out of bed? Or-”
“No, you know what I mean.” He sighed heavily, separating their lips and pressing a kiss to Oz’s cheek, a line of precision-tainted kisses following down his neck and his collarbone, further still to where Ed lay his head onto Oz’s chest, soft and unbound. As he spoke, he let his lips pass over Oz’s nipples, hardening from the tease.
“You know what I mean. What are you going to do. Today. Oz.”
“I’m going to be bad, Ed.”
“Mmmmm.” A satisfied moan, vibrating through Oz’s ribcage, electric energy sending goosebumps over his arms.
“In fact, I think I’ll be evil.”
Less noise from his loving boyfriend, who was now firmly pressed to his chest, kissing and sucking and biting at the flesh. Oz strained to talk past his own pleasure, but continued for Ed.
“I have some meetings to attend, some people to threaten. It’s even possible I might break a few fingers if the mood takes me.”
“W-what else?”
“Not enough? Hm…” He ran his fingers through Ed’s soft hair, gently tugging at it as his hands reached the ends, palms clinging softly to create just a little pain, a sensation enough to have Ed tensing, body half on top of him, cradling him in an embrace as he ground his body against his side.
“I suppose I might also see to that young man at the restaurant down town, the one who forgot his upkeep last week. Oh, the things I could do to him. Wouldn’t you like to know.”
“Mm…yes I would, Oz…please.”
“I’m going to shoot him, Ed. I’m going to shoot him and toss him in that filthy river. The solution to all life’s problems.”
“Oh, Oz…” he stifled a moan as he bit down harder on Oz’s nipple, thrusting himself against his hip and thigh, desperately mewling at the friction between himself and the ethereal, villainous creature that lay beside him. “That’s so horrible. Tell me more, please.”
Oz teased at Ed’s hair once more before dragging his finger nails, sharp and yet ticklish, down his neck, clutching at the shoulder muscles that twitched at the touch, pressing sharper at Ed’s whimpers.
“I’m just going to be so mean today, Ed.” He spoke in a softer, almost taunting tone, speaking to his greatly intelligent lover as though he were a pathetic, stupid child. “I’m going to be the biggest, baddest man who ever walked the streets of Gotham.” He was very aware of Ed’s impending climax, somehow able to bring himself to orgasm with Oz’s words alone as he pressed himself hard against him, rubbing and thrusting and using his body. Oz pressed his hands against Ed’s rear again, finger slipping between them to gently press and rub at his entrance, breath hitching at the warmth, at the drool that instantly fell from Ed’s mouth, open in ecstasy. “And anyone who gets in my way, will meet their fate at my hands.”
“Mmph…Oz…Oswald…you’re so…I love it when you…I’m uh…oh dear…”
“I’m not afraid to get dirty, remember.”
At the pressure of Oz’s finger crooking inside of him, the threats of violence and the friction burning against his wonderful, disturbing partner, Ed felt himself losing control, spilling out, cumming in his pants. He whimpered, embarrassment throwing a shade of red onto his usually pallid cheeks, uttering soft apologies to Oz as he buried his face further into his chest. Kissing between his sorrys.
“It’s alright, Ed. But if you don’t let me go back to bed now, you’ll be on my list.”
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wonusite · 10 months
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Damn unfortunately i dont remember any of my previous asks but i got some new headcanons
Lets talk about my fave trops/au's for each member and you share yours and see what we have in common
Seungcheol - sugar daddy (do i need to explain lol) (also you newest seungcheol fic is one of my fave tropes but im not sure about how to word it out?)
Jeonghan - frenemies to lovers, secret pinning and hiding it with being teasy
Joshua - Prince/Royal au
Jun - the boy next door/strangers to lovers
Soonyoung - sunshine x soft girl who is shining with the sunshine (i made this up but it fits)
Wonwoo - quite looking boy who is actually a freak (both in the sheets and streets) / badboy
Jihoon - soft-for-only-you/sunshine x secret sunshine
Seokmin - your (not) a gentleman fic is perfect for him, thats exactly how i imagine him / sunshine x sunshine / strangers to friends to best friends to lovers
Mingyu - popular guy who falls for the not so popular girl / jock au / puppy boy x cat girl
Minghao - old time au (not an exact time period but its definitly not modern or close to modern times) / royal au / strangers to lovers / a little bit of magic or soulmate stuff
Seungkwan - bestfriends to lovers / neighbours au / not-so-secret-pinning / idiots to lovers / oblivious one x obviously flirting one
Vernon - "they met because of their pets" au / quite looking but actually crazy boy x loud af girl / sunshine x sunshine but also her protecter
Dino - childhood friends to (strangers to) lovers / secret pinning / "one of them is a celebrity and the other one keeps them in the line, sane but also their biggest support" au
Also i am feeling so much better right now, i think i will recover fully in a few days, thank you so much for your advice 💗
I might send some of my fave edits in a short time btw so be prepared (evil laugh) (you all are gonna die with me)
okokok let’s get into it
ok so i def agree w seungcheol bc he just exudes that rich powerful man energy idk (and I would say it’s a ceo trope or dilf trope)
also agree with jeonghan like it’s either that or pure enemies to lovers w the “been in love with you the whole time” trope to go along with it
shua and royal au is a perfect match as well. he also fits friends to lovers or boy next door trope
jun is idiots to lovers for me all the way.
soonyoung is frenemies to lovers or longtime crush.
you are right abt wonu and i also rlly the like loser boi who’s super whipped for his gf trope for him
1000% agree with the jihoon and gyu tropes.
ahhh thank you sm and tbh that’s the way i see it too seokmin is just so soft and cute and sweet :(
hao def fits that old times vibe and soulmates or reincarnation trope idk. he just has a timeless face if that makes sense lol.
kwannie is def besties to lovers
vernon gives strangers to lovers where you don’t know if he actually likes you bc of how he is but will be so obsessed w u the whole time
chanie is the poster boy for childhood besties to lovers. like that part where they turn into strangers also. it fits so well idk.
i’m glad you’re feeling better bb remember to take care of yourself ok <3 also i look forward to going through them so we can suffer together 🥲
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fear-is-truth · 5 months
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Heyy bb! I'm the anon who requested for Kit. Just letting you know that I absolutely, utterly adored what you wrote with hope is a dangerous thing for him <333
And yesss! Please - please - I would totally melt if you did turn it into a whole multi-chapter series, omg it has so much potential! :')
Just please if I can ask it just don't actually kill them at the end okay 😭 I can't handle it ... even if you make them do try it at one point, it would be so sad... they deserve to survive and have a happy end eventually omg
anyways tysm for it is really touching! xoxo
dear anon~
i’m so glad you liked it! that’s it, i’m officially turning it into a series. and i assure you, no one of great importance is gonna get killed in my story!! they ARE gonna get their happy ending because they deserve the absolute best. (just wanted to add a little bit of angst bc im a tad evil )
xoxo, jackie ᐧ༚̮ᐧ
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Sorry for bombarding you with questions lately, but I had a thought about the Darkhold event. Do you think the ending, where Black Bolt requested that specific thing from the Scarlet Witch, it was because his experiences during that event is his best shot at understanding Maximus and the way he thinks? Or is it because with Maximus possibly dead, this is the best way for him to feel close to his brother? Or is it a little bit of both? Or something else?
don’t worry about it, i love receiving questions and talking about the fam!!!
and oof, i never even really thought about how the darkhold comic is like,,, the most recent thing that’s happened to them. those comics were supposed to be a sort of creation of their worst fears, iirc, and maximus + bb switching places is one of the last interactions those two had before doti… i wonder if bb thinks about the royals switch often? :(
i can definitely see him wanting to hang on to a memory of maximus, especially if it’s one he can stretch to being positive. in the grand scheme of things, bb and max really haven’t had that much time to spend together, what with bb being stuck in his “room”, max being off and on in prison, one being separated from the other or kidnapped even when they’re on good terms… i think bb would 100% want to hang on to anything he can get that lets him remember more of maximus, especially with how traumatic max’s death was. (seriously, bb *watched* him get beaten to death. and max wasn’t even doing anything evil during that time. that had to have messed him up.)
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lheebra · 2 months
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Well I just wake up and I'm feeling some period cramps so I'll probably spend the day laying down in fetal position but besides this I'm ok💙
Oh you were stuck in traffic? That's definitely my dad worst nightmare, being stuck in traffic with me cause I'd be singing my lungs out while playing all the Enhypen albuns and he'd just accept his fate
YEAH THEY'RE SO EVIL😭I was there completely innocent without knowing what was about to happen but now I'm happy cause you're gonna buy me my milkshake💙And everything was fine there, I did some exams but it turns out all good
I don't like going to the ophthalmologist cause every single time I have to do an exam I always listen "Can you open your eyes a little bit more?" THAT'S MY MAXIMUM MY EYES ARE SMALL EXCUSE ME😭😭
They tricked us since always we don't deserve it😪
I'll be coming back soon cutie pie💙 You're too lovely for me to being away for too long💙 mwah ily
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HI MY LOOOVE🩷 first of all, sorry for the late reply, tumblr has been acting up and i couldn’t answer this ask??? idk what’s up with the app😭😭
nooo not the period cramps:((( pls have some medication for the cramps and a warm tea!! i hope you’re feeling better now bb💔
HELPPPP i get you, i’m the designated dj whenever my mom is driving😋 but atp she vibes with the music i play HDKSJSK she even recognises a lot of kpop songs (she even sings to sweet venom now so, a win is a win HEKWJ) but i think that’s what i love about owning my own car: i get to play wtv song i want :pp let’s gaurrr
ayeee i’m glad everything went well !! but boo for the “open ur eyes more” part 😭😭 i totally understand u tho, whenever i take pictures w someone they’re like ?? why did you close ur eyes 🤨🤨 HELLOOOO MY EYES ARE THESE SMALL !!! justice for us🙁🙁
we don’t deserve this betrayal at all babe</33
i’ll be waiting for u then🫵 just bear w me because the tumblr app is lowk hating me and not letting me answer asks</33 mwah ilym!!🩷💐
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bonefall · 6 months
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Can we hear about the Guardians too? I forget if you've already talked about them, but what about their afterlife? Where'd they come from? What're their ideas about gender, culturally?
Anon you got me feeling like an elder telling stories to kits again lmao. All righty. Elder Bones gonna teach you a bit about the Guardians.
Troutfur and I are building out a rough draft for their language too so I'll give you a preview of that, too. Let's start there, in fact.
GUARDMEW
Is an SVO order language, just like English. We Cultivate Roses. Subject, Verb, Object. This is going to come up a lot in BB!ASC when Berryheart, the Evil Educator, critiques a ton of Sunbeam's grammar.
Unlike Clanmew with each verb morpheme being used in full to describe a past action and shortened for present tense (pabrpabrpabr vs pabrpabr) Guardmew uses suffixes, also just like English. Sunbeam picked up the habit from her mentor, and Berryheart HATES that she will say "Pabrpabryr" instead of "Pabrpabrpabr."
But anyway, forget the setup we've got going for ASC. Let's just talk a little more about Guardmew.
It is in the same lingustic family as Clanmew, descending from Lakemew. Of all the living languages, Guardmew is closest to the ancestral form, since it was born directly from refugees fleeing eastward, from the tyranny of Holly Leaves.
They also have the concept of Threat Level, with pronouns built around skill for people, and benignness for everything else. That means, they have completely separate pronouns for cats, but classify plants and animals based on how they act on the environment.
For examples, their leader Spiresight shares the same pronouns as their "elders" and most experienced craftsmen. The building they live in will use the "respected object" pronoun. A plant with an infectious mold, or an invasive weed, will have a "malignant" pronoun.
CULTIVATION CULTURE
While Tribe cats encourage traveling, Guardians are the opposite. They believe in the value of setting down roots, and cultivating your homespace. If you go somewhere, they expect you to take care of it well.
The Church that Dovewing found is not the only place where Guardians live in that geographic region. They tend to name their groups after a major landmark-- she found the Guardians of the Spire.
They manage their land in a way that attracts wild animals, and then attempt to selectively hunt the animals that live on that range. In a way, it's like a carnivore's approach to agriculture.
If the Clans have a specialty in combat, and the Tribe has a specialty in hunting, Guardians can be considered to have a specialty in construction.
AFTERLIFE SYSTEM
If they have a Hell, it was made by Sol. But I'm not sure if they have one of those.
They DO have a heaven though-- they call it The Firmament.
The Firmament is the ground, but it's specifically your home soil. To Guardians, the more people who are buried somewhere, the more power that ground has. They believe that buried bones are proof that the soul still remains within the Firmament, and remains are NEVER to be disturbed.
They try to avoid the graveyards of humans and bury their prey neatly in "mass graves," pits dug neatly and only totally covered bi-weekly. Because there's such a strong taboo against disturbing remains, they are VERY careful about where Guardians are buried, and try to cover them with carefully arranged stones and woody plants so these graves are not disturbed.
After death, the flesh of the body must rot away into soil. They believe that this allows you to experience The Firmament TRULY, as a mole or an earthworm does. It becomes a new world, and you no longer see dirt, but the connections between everything.
You could describe this as "Monotheistic." They believe that when your flesh melts away, you join The Firmament. Your bones are like a conduit of the wishes you have for your loved ones still above the ground... but, these too will someday melt away! That's part of it too!
The Sky, in contrast, is a terrible, almost evil thing. In English we may say, "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade." A Guardian would say, "When the sky rains, the firmament grows mushrooms." Weather is something to be anticipated and handled, ESPECIALLY storms.
New spirits are made from what the mother eats of the Firmament. Berries feed the mice, mice feed the cats, cats return to the Firmament. A cycle, forever.
LEADER POWER
NOTE: I should rename this BB concept, "leader power." Not all cats with these unique abilities, given by an Afterlife System are political leaders-- they're spiritual ones.
One example of this is the Groundskeeper of the Guardians. They are thought to fully reincarnate, taking new bodies over and over. When a Groundskeeper dies, they are put into the same grave as their previous incarnation, and it is believed they gain more power with each death and rebirth.
But, they are not given political authority. They have CONSTRUCTIVE authority-- advising new projects and acting as a liasion between the Firmament and the living.
Cats who are identified as Groundskeeper change their name to their old incarnation. Spiresight is the leader of the Guardians of the Spire. They're identified on their birthday, so all Groundskeepers begin at exactly 1 year old, at least 1 year after the death of the old incarnation.
Spiresight is able to "see" the world as an interred skeleton does, he is in a permanent state between life and death in their eyes.
He can "feel" when something new enters his Firmament, gage it based on its paws, weight, movement. He can can tell when a plant is sick based on how strong its roots are, or if something is being pulled up. He knows where all the skeletons are, feels the worms in the dirt, and can tell the weather from the sway of the plants above.
He can tell if a plant is sick, but not animals. Because of this, the Groundskeeper is NOT INCLUDED IN MEDICAL PROCEDURES. He may point a doctor in the way of good herbs, but all Guardians are expected to know medical knowledge significantly beyond first aid.
The Groundskeeper leads religious ceremonies, funerals, and new projects. He is socially expected to not leave the center of the territory too often, especially during storms. That aside, the Groundskeeper is allowed to have a life and family of their own, including adopting kits and having mates.
OTHER THINGS
Time for a closing list of random facts.
An adult member of the Guardians, fully trained, is called a Gardener.
They have an extreme and severe taboo against other supernatural entities. They believe that they are "of the sky" and harshly reject anything "unnatural."
This is likely because of Holly Leaves, who tried to force a star-based religion upon their ancestors.
The Guardians, like all societies, have their problems too. They don't welcome cats who return after a wander and heavily discourage leaving.
If you're going to leave, leave permanently. A dandelion seed does not return on the wind.
So returning cats, traders, and repeat visitors are treated more coldly on subsequent visits. Not always hostile-- but the welcome is not gracious.
Cats who do have to leave on a quest or for some reason have a "quarantine" period when they return. A cleansing ritual.
Kittens are named by their families, usually after consulting with the Groundskeeper. Names are often reused through generations.
A name carries association with whoever had it last; it's not quite a reincarnation so much as it is a "continuation"
Because of this, there's very rarely any new names. A cat who enters the Guardians keeps their old name, and it is entered into their "list" after they die.
This is how they get some weird ones, like Boots and Cinnamon.
When a Guardian does something awful, they're buried beyond the Firmament and their name is no longer used.
I haven't worked out their gender systems yet.
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zestyderg · 2 years
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OK SO BASICALLY
This is a crack au where, while zz is possessing joe, he comes to realize that the cowboy is kinda 😳😳 and wants a relationship with him lmao
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He's so infatuated with Joe that he halts all his plans, gives up on possessing a Majestic Vessel, and willingly gives Joe's body back when Dina and Todd confront him with the pipsqueak. Mf literally stops being evil so he can try to get with Joe.
It's really funny because at first he thinks he HATES him! Zongazonga probably has no relationship experience and thus for a while doesn't realize that his "loathing" is actually quite the opposite. Poor bastard is confused as hell and thus just internally insults joe constantly, and is definitely thinking about him more than a normal amount.
Like, ZongaZonga goes and watches a bunch of media with Joe in it so he can imitate him better. At least, that was the initial intention. But it devolves into zz watching tapes of joe solely so he can stare at him, thinking things such as "God this cowboy is so fucking stupid just LOOK at him. That fucking smile, it makes my head REEL. That accent, it's irritating yet I cannot stop listening to his voice! His sheer enthusiasm and good nature... cute... no, SICKENING!" All the while he's blushing madly.
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(Fellas, is it gay to think about a cowboy you're supposed to hate more than world conquest?)
Its only after joe saves Dina and todd from him and a staff member walks in on him watching tapes of joe, sees the blush, and questions him does ZZ actually realize. And when he does... oh boy...
After being in denial and acting like a total pissbaby for a little bit,
He comes to the conclusion that:
1. World domination sounds kinda ass in comparison to Relationship with Cowboy, especially since his first attempt at controlling everyone ended with him locked in a stone chest for centuries, and maybe, just maybe, doing the same thing would be kinda dumb of him.
2. World domination means no chance at the cowboy willingly getting with him. He knows Joe hates him right now, and while he could just mind control Joe into liking him, ZZ really doesn't want to do that, he wants Joe to like him willingly. Mind control doesn't seem fulfilling, and for once ZZ would rather someone have their own free will, and not bend to his every whim.
So after leaving Joe's body, apologizing to everyone for being an evil bitch, and promising not to steal anyone's bodies, the patrol team hesitantly let him stick around, but they keep a close eye on him, and Dina keeps the pipsqueak on her at all times juuust in case.
But zz doesn't pull any more evil shit, and, after getting to know the patrol team and gaining a bit of their trust, he actually admits he likes joe to Dina. Dina gets really excited. Finally, some interesting stuff is happening around here! Potential romance drama no less!
Dina then decides it would be really funny to help zongazonga try to win joe over. With ZZ's permission Dina tells the patrol team and they all decide they're gonna help Zz woo Joe lol.
Everything after that is the skull's attempts to impress joe and hopefully score a date with him. The patrol team (and eventually the bb brigade because c'mon, if someone is trying to date their dad they wanna know about it) try to guide him in the right direction.
It takes a while for joe to actually warm up to him though, for... hopefully obvious reasons. He does not trust the former body snatcher at all but he's willing to give him a second chance. Zz tries to make up for the worst first impression imaginable and makes a great effort to get to know joe as a person first (while trying his best not to stutter or do stupid shit in front of him). The necromancer does eventually get joe to actually relax a little around him, and even gets to the point where Joe will call him "pard". Yaaay progress!
Once they're actually friends the patrol team decide that it's time.
It's come to the point where ZZ starts actually trying to do stuff to impress Joe. He sends a lot of gifts (anonymously), especially gems and any special fossils the kids get their hands on, to Joe (who is VERY confused by this btw). The skull even writes a love letter to him (with the help of the patrol team and bb brigade) and signs it as a "secret admirer". When Joe gets this letter he is quite bewildered and gets rather flustered by it. The kids report this back to ZZ who's practically vibrating with excitement.
ZZ spends a lot of time around the cowboy, and sometimes accompanies him to go fossil digging. While he can't dig up fossils due to lack of hands, he does offer Joe company, and the two bond over their knowledge of vivosaurs (zz leaving out the part where he made people fight with them to choose a MV, but shhh he's grown to feel really guilty about that).
Everything seems to be going great, Joe seems to at least like hanging around zongazonga now, and the two's friendship is slowly but surely getting stronger. Zz is getting his hopes up and is getting more excited at the possibility that joe might actually reciprocate.
Then one day Joe steps outside of the fossil station only to find an absolutely HUGE... uh... zombie... rex... with a skeleton molded to it? With blue flames coming out of its skull?? Uh????
The great purple beast gives a wide grin.
Then it speaks in a familiar voice.
"Ah, Joe Wildwest, just the man I wanted to see! Do not be alarmed, it is I, Zongazonga, merely in a far more impressive form!"
"Erm... how'd ya do that?"
"I used my magic to cast a spell on myself, so that I would be transformed into a being far less pathetic and more dexterous than a skull, though I am not sure how long I can maintain this form before I tire. D-do you like it?"
"Well, it's mighty impressive, if I do say so m'self."
Zz beams at this.
"Oh good, I'm very glad you like it! Now, there is something that I've wanted to tell you, and I think now is a good time to do that."
"Yes...?"
"I... I thought I hated you more than anything else back when... you know... I stole your body and impersonated you. I however have fully realized that I do not hate you, and that I was merely very confused and in extreme denial about my feelings. Joe wildwest, I fancy you, and you have grown to mean a lot to me.
Would you... entertain the idea of going out on a... a date with me?"
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blairsanne · 1 year
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I'll return the favour because that's what friends are for 😈 FMK Anders, Barnaby and Ford.
LMAO!!! Thank you for this but ughhhh. Evil! Harder than you'd think. Cuz I'd definitely fuck/marry any of them surprisingly. 😅 I AM SUCH A SIMP.
Fuck - I settled on Anders in the end. I mean, he's an obvious choice to take to bed because he's really into that sort of thing and I know I'd have a great time. As much as I'd love to marry him and live with the so-in-need-of-love horndog, I guess part of me is afraid I wouldn't be enough for him somehow. But if he wanted me to marry I'd not say no.
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Marry - Obviously that leaves my baby Barnaby to marry. My sweet weirdo. My devoted, slightly broken little guy. We see how loving and devoted he can be, so I know he'd make a great partner. Maybe we could work on his problems together so he's not so stressed, poor bb. WHY IS HE SO CUTE? I could fix him. I could love him just the way he is.
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Killed by - Ford. I'm taking a page out of your book and changing the K a bit. Let's be real. I couldn't take him out, even if for some reason I wanted to. He's strong and ruthless. But knowing my dumb ass, I'd somehow stumble onto the truth and get myself taken out as collateral by the handsome devil. (Certainly wouldn't be because I was boinking Simon, vomit.)
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tomahawk-swing · 1 year
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Dingo was in the zone. Heavy rock musing blasted through the earphones covering his ears, his pencil gliding with ease along the paper sheet. Even math exercises suddenly felt easy, like his brain was finally wired the right way.
Of course, he was only doing the most basic exercices. Start small, work your way up. He still had plenty of content left to catch up on after missing school for so many years.
He tapped the sheet with the rubber-end of his pencil, his eyes stopping on a formula for a second. The numbers and letters danced in his mind, switching places until they formed a coherent ensemble, the solution suddenly springing to his eyes with a faint electric noise.
Dingo didn’t immediately realized that the music had stopped in his headphones, replaced with the low hum of the noise-cancelling technology. He happily jotted the answer down, only for a frown to cross his mind.
Math wasn’t supposed to be easy. He must have missed something.
“You have to calculate what’s inside the parenthesis first. Then you can bring the parts together!”
Dingo nodded... and did a double take. He threw his arm out, pushing the source of that horrific voice far from him.
She stood there in flesh and bone, green hair put up in an untidy bun, lavender eyes glinting with a malicious sparkle. She hadn’t even bothered to wear a disguise, instead donning a plain white coat – an immaculate one.
Andou Tsukiko. Japan’s most wanted criminal.
“Hey! What’s that for a thank you? I was only trying to help!” Andou protested, without departing from her toothy grin. “That’s just basic math. And you’re supposed to be a high schooler?”
Dingo had already forgotten all about the math problems. Rage boiled inside his chest, fire spreading through his veins, fists closing so tight that his pencil snapped in clean halves.
“How dare you... how dare you show your face here, you piece of shit?! How did you even get here?! The NetPolice’s got your face up on every wanted BBS in the Cyberworld! If even a single camera sees your ugly mug, you’ll have the entire NetPolice on your back in a second!”
Andou had a little chuckle to herself.
“Thanks for your concern, NetPolice dog. How dumb do you think I am? I didn’t become an evil genius on a whim!” She wedged an index finger against her temple. “Unlike you, I actually think before I act! It’s called being clever!”
Dingo could practically feel his teeth grind from how hard he clenched his jaw. He leapt from his chair, a fist raised behind his shoulder, aiming for a devastating punch to that despicable face.
Electricity cracked in the air, much louder this time. It wasn’t the noise of braincells rubbing together, like Dingo had previously assumed.
He caught sight of that noise’s source right in time. A taser, quite clearly charged higher than the usual voltage.
“Nifty, isn’t it? It’s my new favorite toy. Sit down for a bit, won’t you? I’d hate to have to show you it’s effects on you... like I did with your little friend right here.”
His PET! He had abandoned it back on his bed with his tomahawk, and let Tomahawkman handle the playlist. The screen was already pitch black, no noise coming from the PET.
Dingo crashed back into his desk chair, biting his lip in frustration. He had no way to tell whether the PET had shut down to salvage its data, or whether it was already fried.
“Let’s see... I think you should leave a little note behind before we depart on our trip. It wouldn’t be the first time you vanished without saying goodbye, would it? It’ll send your lovely friends on a false route!”
She walked closer to the desk, the taser crackling menacingly in her hands.
Dingo racked his brains for an idea. Anything, even the smallest little hint that he wasn’t writing this note out of his own accord. He tore a page from his notebook and grabbed another pencil, the tip gliding down the page in his usual, hardly readable scribbles.
“Maha,
Hate to say that you should’ve seen this coming… Even if you did, you couldn’t have stopped me. Let’s just say it’s not your fault, alright? Please don’t be mad at yourself.
See ya,
Dingo”
Andou gave a quick glance at the note, her expression unreadable. She motioned to the closet across the room with her chin, holding the taser close enough that Dingo felt his hair stand on end.
“Good. Now go get yourself a couple clean shirts, or whatever teenage boys even wear these days. Make it seem like you didn’t plan to be home for a while, alright?”
Dingo bit back the urge to kick her across the room. He had seen that woman move under pressure, and knew that her reflexes were quick enough to catch on. He would be on the floor writhing before he could land a punch.
He did as he was told, and collected his old travelling backpack from the back of his warbrobe. He tossed in a few spare outfits in the bag, and felt something prod against his back.
He froze up, expecting pain to immediately shoot through his being... only to recognize the familiar shape of his tomahawk’s hammer-like end.
“Don’t forget this. You carry it ‘round with you all the time, don’t you?”
Dingo eyed Andou with blatant disgust, and tore the tomahawk from her grip. He slung the bag over his shoulder, only to feel something prodding at his stomach this time.
Blinding pain coursed through Dingo’s frame. It shot through his stomach and spread to his limbs, hot lava pouring through his veins, his every muscle sizing up. The world flashed white, the buzzing noise increasing to defeaning levels, as if his entire bedroom had just blown up.
When Dingo opened his eyes again, he was on the floor. Spasms shook his frame as Andou walked closer, dropping to his level with her wrists propped on her knees. Her gaze had lost all hints of amusement, venom dripping from her voice.
“That’s for thinking you could fool me with that message, you sneaky little brat.”
She immediately regained her cheery tone.
“How about that taser, huh? Pretty effective, ain’t it? I can’t believe these things are almost legal! Guns are fun, but they’re messy and noisy. Tasers, though? As long as you can touch your opponent, it’s an instant win! One-hit KO!”
She pocketed the little device, and wagged the PET in front of Dingo’s vacant gaze.
“Oh, and don’t worry, I didn’t grill your little friend in here. Those things are pretty well insulated, after all. All I did was overload the poor battery, so your Navi wouldn’t rat me out. I need him in one piece! It’s not true experimenting if your test subject isn’t healthy!”
She placed the PET in her opposite pocket, and traded it for a few zipties. With Dingo still too stunned to move, she tied his wrists behind his back and his ankles together.
“Can’t have you try to kick me when we’re travelling. Would be a shame if we landed in different places, don’t you think? Of course, I’d easily find my way back... but I can’t say the same about you.”
Perhaps it was the aftershock of the taser, but Dingo couldn’t make any sense of Andou’s words. Travelling? Different places? What the hell did she even mean?!
“I hope you didn’t have too much of that curry for dinner. You guys really live up to your reputation, y’know? And here I thought that curry served by former criminals could only be yet another scam! It’s a shame I don’t have time to get some to go while we’re on our way... Alas!”
She brought a hand at about her chest’s height, palm facing the ground. With a swift motion of her opposite hand, an holographic screen appeared above the back of her hand.
“Let’s see... We’ll just head back right where I came from, just this once. But don’t worry, we’ll be moving again shortly. Can’t risk having your little friends catch up with me after a leap or two! I wanna make this a fun chase for everyone, after all!”
Her monologue went on uninterrupted, with Dingo’s thoughts still too foggy to form any sort of response. He watched through a blur as her fingers danced on the screen, typing what looked to be an intricate set of coordinates. She tapped one last panel, and grabbed Dingo by the hood of his sweater.
“You ready? There’s a chance you’ll pass out, and a slight chance you’ll disintegrate entirely. Have a nice trip!”
Flash. The room fell into darkness... now devoid of any inhabitants.
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thetaoofbetty · 2 years
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What do you think is coming over from the Vale based on what's already happened?
who really knows, you know?
i just think, at this point, to ignore that archie's even more obsessed than usual with his town hero antics after being sacrificed as one in the vale, while he's definitely being written as more aggressive than ever (outside of, uh, you know, his murdering arc) when they pointed the camera directly at his face while jughead said, "the battle for riverdale's soul" is sort of like, okay?? sure? that's not even adding in the way he gets about his dad.
with toni's la llorona story that started with a gang war, the current 'dale gang war and bb anthony concerns, the new drama to come with that, and add in the ancestor abigail and thomasina stuff? and i'm not even getting into the whole abigail as cheryl thing while currently chilling in riverdale right now.
veronica and reggie starting to disagree a bit, running the casino illegally again when backed into a corner? having her fight her father's legacy only to do what he would do?
the british accented devil-villian shows up in town, had a list with his fancy pen and then we get pickens with his weird faux-murder board, little notebook he's making a list in and fancy pen?
are we going to get betty's 6b version of "am i evil?" like we have since s2? my guess is likely. and hey, the tbk is still out there, let's bring him back so we can get some sort of 'vale-'dale arc. i don't know if the powers are going to transform or start being a "curse" but i can see something going sideways with hers and the guilt sets in. because what would a season of riverdale be without betty eating herself up with guilt over things that are largely out of her control?
jughead? he's a bit of a wildcard to me since he's the one who actually sacrificed himself and he's the one who figured out the whole universe issue but in the 'vale, all of his issues seemed to have been about his writing—an ability he thinks he's lost at the moment. that he's found another way to express his writing in oh, say, comics comes off pretty convenient for a possible later plot point. but we also know, per roberto, that 'vale jug's story isn't over yet.
that's not including the typewriter shaped plot from the 'vale and how all of the relationships had certain problems. some of which we might be seeing soon or already?
it's either all very, very convenient and on purpose for the overall plot with added superpowers or, as some say, this is all totally on the up and up and there's nothing to see here.
guess we'll know when we know.
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