#and it does

[nerfpuncher]

#star wars #the bad batch #tbb wrecker #tbb tech #that “Oh SHIT” came from Echo #the rest of the batch acts like this happens weekly #and it does

[musubiki]

new limochi tidbit that i think about a lot but dont know if ive mentioned it before: mochi with all her magic actually prefers to do a lot of tasks by hand. "It's more rewarding to work with your hands then just snapping it away with magic," she says, so you'll always catch her doing little chores that could easily be done with magic by hand.

lime doesnt understand this mindset one bit (as someone who naturally grew up doing chores like a normal person, he would snap his fingers to have the dishes cleaned instantly if he could). that being said, he helps mochi all the time anyway. shed be folding laundry or cleaning the glass doors and lime walks in and (after watching her for a little while) goes "Do you need help?"

so limochi doing mundane chores together because even though lime isnt a fan of doing chores hes also not a fan of letting mochi do it all by herself

#helping her fold laundry... #small but domestic #shes very (oh you dont have to!!! i know you hate it!! i do this cuz i want do you dont have to stress about it!!!) #but it means more time alone to flirt with her so hes in 100% #lime in his head: helping her with dishes means i get brownie points hehehehehe #and it does

[figachilles]

sorry i just love vulcans so fucking much

#enterprise #trip tucker #ambassador soval #i couldn't find a post with screencaps of this so here #literally tho this is so funny but it's also the universal vulcan experience #every vulcan that's forced to work with humans starts out a hater and ends up the federation's Number One Human Simp #this happened with shran too #like the vulcans and the andorians ended a centuries-old conflict to form the federation simply bc they were heart-eyes for humanity #meanwhile the humans in question are blindfolded whacking a pinata full of bees hoping diplomacy and cool science stuff falls out #AND IT DOES #EVERY TIME #man id be gobsmacked too #what is a human to an alien but a slightly pinker rounder weaker lil guy with one braincell and an unnerving affinity for making friends

[coolingrosa]

One thing that always gets me in Underswap fanart is how little he’s drawn with scars. LIKE— I’m very glad to see him being drawn more beefed up because it makes sense logically with what he does, but what about the injuries? He’s the only mortal on the Star Sanses team, so wouldn’t he have a lot more scars on his skull, or perhaps chipped hands or arms. I can also see Swap as the type of monster to jump in front of his teammates to shield them, despite the injuries he’d get. I bet he sees himself as less important than Ink and Dream, who are both essential to the multiverse.

Meanwhile, Swap is Swap. A mortal who’s aware of the fact that he can be replaced. Knows that his death will be more of an inconvenience than a tragedy, unlike his immortal friends.

So it would make sense for him to look beat up— to look like he’s been through hell despite the smile on his face. His main goal is to defend the multiverse, sure, and that’s what he makes sure to tell everyone.

But his real goal— the one he devotes himself to and is ready to die for— is to keep his friends from harm. Because by protecting them, he’s still protecting the multiverse.

What’s the point in this post?

Draw Swap like the battle man he is. He should have injuries. He should have proof of his strength in battle and his resilience.

#undertale #cooling rosa analysis time #underswap #swap sans #star sanses #tw talks of injuries #tw talks of inferiority complexes #draw swap with injuries #do it cowards #draw his skull cracked while he grins bc he thinks it makes him badass #and it does

[sandinthepipes]

Our flag means fever dream

#how are we feeling guys I’m currently higher than a kite #every episode I feel on drugs more than the previous one and every time I think it can’t possibly get more MORE #AND IT DOES #our flag means death #ofmd #izzy #izzy hands #our flag means death s2 #ofmd s2 #blackstede #blackbonnet

[soupwife]

cooking dinner for the fam tomorrow and oh my god i am never having a children how are you supposed to afford groceries for more than one person in this crazy crazy world

#what could one avocado cost? $10? #and it does

[mariatesstruther]

okay but what if maria used to have a strained relationship with her dad and she tells ellie about it after ellie and joel stop talking. and ellie is like????? i thought u adored your dad wtf how did u forgive him?? what happened??

and maria tells her what helped, that moving out and becoming her own person with her own space really helped open her up. and THATS how they get the idea to convert the garage into ellie’s space

#maria suggests not living on top of eachother will ease the strain and pressure of them not talking #and it does #and it helps #it forces them to communicate bc they have to split up house rations like toiletries and grocries and stuff #and because theyre not living together together it makes them miss eachother more organically #they start checking in a little as father and daughter again #like hey how was your day how was school did you sleep well last night #joel used to be able to hear when she tossed and turned but now that shes moved how he has to ask #stuff like that slowly and surely brings them back together #just ellie being able to learn from maria #THATS HER MF MOTHER #tlou #maria miller #maria and ellie #ellie williams #joel and ellie #joel miller #maria and joel best friend agenda #hes sad about her moving out but also gets it and is one hundred perfext on board with her doing whatever she needs to feel good #the millers #the tispy bison #ideas #okay i rlly will draft this onw bc i LOVE a cyclical theme

[candles-and-rainy-skies]

Me writing in my silly journal for my silly mental health:

#I know it’s supposed to help me #and it does #it just hate it every time #but by god does it help my anxiety #>:( #journaling #journal #journals #mental health #anxeity #despression #mental health jokes #mental health journaling #mental health tw

[thevikingwoman]

saw some post earlier this month with 'finish your wip february' and I thought Nope, I'm not going to pick up old wips, I got A Plan for a bunch of Meryta stories I want to write and I'm not going to get through all of the wips for her anyway

and today I was commuting and randomly thought about the unfinished solavellan infidelity fic I was writing for a kinkybingo in 2021 and you know what

there's a few more days in february, I can do this right?

#I suddenly missed them #and a modern au #and I had 3000 words in there that needed barely any editing #I feel like my ffxiv stories right now are a bit like pulling teeth #so much editing needed #i have emotions I need to convery AH #and I'm still struggling with everyone's voices #also “I picked a rare-pair” bingo #I DO love writing for myself to make myself happy #and it does #but well #I do think I need a short breather

[sparklecryptid]

More random thoughts that made me laugh - a Lovecraft-inspired thought about how a Lazarus might respond to a question about Luche’s whereabouts. “In her Uncle’s home on Angelgard Rita’s daughter lies dreaming.”

Auto-correct, the bane of everyones existence!

ahem.

have a thing.

@hamelin-born

-

Cor is good at getting information. He knows he is good at getting information. Cor is one of the best at sniffing out leads and then rending the leads and the trail of traitorous garbage it leads to to ashes. There is no trail he can't follow and no one he can't threaten.

Or at least he thought that was the case, until Luche Lazarus blew up half a battlefield, ripped fate apart in a carnage of magic and blood, and proceeded to vanish off the face of Eos.

Cor can't find her. Her comrades can't find her. Titus fucking Drautos probably knows where she is but is refusing to tell him or Regis where the erstwhile princess is. Drautos had pulled out some bullshit about honoring a 'life debt' when threatened with treason and Regis and Cor had back down because the two of them know what that means.

It's the same thing that binds Cor to Regis after all, punishing Drautos for not tattling on his princess seems to be in bad taste.

So Cor goes to the next available source of information.

He goes to Clan Lazarus. The fact that they're seers means they must have some sort of information on their wayward daughter.

It turns out they do.

It also turns out they do not want to share that information with Cor or the King.

"She's with her uncle," one says, repeating the words others have spoken to Cor in the past three days, "She's safe."

"I need to know where she is," Cor grinds out.

"She's safe," the Lazarus repeats, "That's all that matters isn't it?"

-

Cor finally gets an audeince with the Clan Elder. She's an old woman, the white in her hair overtaking the strands of black that that still show.

Terra is also warm - not in body temperature - in the same way Regis is warm. Like she looks at you and knows that you're a threat but will treat you kindly anyway.

Cor is uncomfortable.

"Where is Luche Lazarus?" He asks Terra.

"Tita's daughter rests in her uncle's home on Angelgard," Terra says and Cor's blood runs cold.

-

Angelgard is unpleasant. The smell of salt in the air and the warmth of the sun that Luche can finally feel on her skin doesn't detract from that. Angelgard is too full of memories, of the echoes of Ardyn screaming and begging for it to be pleasant.

Still Luche is here for a reason. No one will think to look for her here, and although walking into her uncle's home - a small two bedroom cabin that is furnished far too expensively for Luche's taste - had gotten Luche almost sliced open by a scythe she can't say that she minds having Ardyn be a hovering presence as he scowls at her and drags her away from the parts of the island that hold his worst memories.

Luche doesn't mind it.

That doesn't mean she's expecting it when a furious Tredd blasts open the door and is treated to the exact same treatment Luche received when she arrived.

Cor has a blade to her uncle's neck and Luche considers stabbing him for the affront.

#a darkness born in youth verse #and somehow things calm down. tredd is still pissed off. luche is ignoring him in favor of eating the dainty sweets #ardyn brought over from the empire. #and then cor sees her doing that and looks pained as he tosses a package of baked goods at her #'from drautos' he says as if that explains everything #and it does #ardyn meanwhile: can i murder? #luche: no #ardyn: can i MURDER A LITTLE BIT #luche: unfortunately the furia is mine so no #ardyn: you didn't say anything about the lion #luche: i dont care what happens to him. you might though #anyway ardyn had a niece walk into his summer home that he never uses and force him to like her. #so now hes going to complain about it forever

[kenzie-ann27]

he is kenough

#saw the pictures on twitter like this oddly works together #and it does #barbie #succession #kendall roy #barbie movie #my edits

[poetryforthegays]

I never post poetry on here anymore, but here's a Poem I wrote February of last year. Not the best, but honestly, it still feels nice.

The Love Poem You Didn't Write

I saw you looking up,

how to get rid of wrinkles again.

Touching the corner of your eye,

looking at the parts you hate;

because to you,

it's all a big mistake.

Full faced cheeks,

soft jaw,

and the sweetest smile.

Always and forever,

seeing you makes my heart go wild.

Pimple patches that get rid of acne scars,

it feels like tearing art apart,

I hate to see you hate the things,

that I love the most.

Your age makes you glowing,

I hope I can show to you,

that your perfectly imperfect,

that to me your always worth it.

Don't put down the make up brush,

or the fancy cream you like to wear,

just remember that your face isn't a flaw,

it's the life we've shared.

Life lines and frowning wrinkles,

the crook in your nose,

all these things are special,

because we've made them as we go.

to me your face feels like home.

#Dedicated to how I've learned how I am loved #self love sometimes comes from seeing yourself through someone else's eyes. #this is still corner as hell though #I'm just choosing not to care about how good it is and more on whether it makes me happy to post it #and it does

[mujori]

i learned how to make custom loading screens

#cc creator era 🤩 #jk no #shitpost #the sims 4 #ts4 #threw this together in like 4 mins to see if it works #and it does #gonna surprise my sister w this xo #rambling

[im-still-watching-anime]

watching the 1999 hunter x hunter after how much naruto i consume on the daily is confusing as hell

#literally my brain as soon as gon opened his mouth: NARUTO?????? #both impressed and disappointed in myself how quickly i caught it😔 #it’s weird because my brain is like yes our protagonist we know this voice☺️ #but its also like WHERE IS NARUTO #like babe pls he’s not here right now i’ll watch naruto later leave me alone😭 #before starting this version i also almost made multiple posts about how much hxh makes me want to rewatch naruto #so this was honestly comically ironic #i didnt finish the 2011 one by the way #i just heard there was a 1999 version and HAD to see the animation because i KNEW it would slap #and it DOES #older animation styles my beloveds <3

[bjurnberg]

Hey, science side of tumblr:

How does medication know what to target?

Like, this box of Aleve I just bought claims to target back pain. How does a medicine affect one part of the body more than the rest?

(I haven’t taken biology classes since very basic high school stuff, but) I thought a medicine entered your stomach, got broken down, and the base components entered your bloodstream to float around your body in equal measure affecting areas that had issues that could be resolved by the meds, then the rest would continue to float around and slowly break down fully before getting pissed out with the rest of the trash.

If someone is willing to correct me and/or explain this in greater detail I would appreciate it.

#hey #science side of tumblr #educate me #I’d understand if it’s just an advertising trick #like the box says “targets back pain #and it does #cuz technically it targets all pain #but you had back pain and now you don’t so you believe the box #and buy it again cuz it worked as advertised #bjurnberg #curious

[centibunny]

pls only click read more if ur eyes don’t get strained by bright colours ^^

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these signalz could very well mean … that this hole iz filled with wretched , nasty BUGS !! vicious , program - terminating BUGS !!!!

plus a look at the layers ^-^

#faustart #pikmin #pikmin 2 #hocotate ship #tw eyestrain #get gooped idiot #only made this bc i thought itd look cool #and it does #i like it :3 #possible new pfp too