#and is like I am his uncle now

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Wei Wuxian 🤝 Maleficent: Not being invited to a child's birthday party but showing up anyways (to make things worse).

(for @youremysunshine8)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #jin ling #jin zixuan #jiang yanli #The joke here is that the glue is a 'curse'. The golden hat is now a party hat *forever*. #The prompt was just 'wwx celebartes jin ling's birthday' but what is an uncle if not a force to be reckoned with? #YLLZ would rock the Maleficent garments. I think we need to consider the implications of a possible crossover AU. #He would be *that* petty bitch who shows up uninvited like “oh...widdle old me didn't get to come? Get cursed idiots.” #This one comic sent me on a deep dive on the history of glue. There is a lot of history on glue. #Humans will see two objects and go 'I need to find a way to put those together'. Not to mention the amount of variety in glues. #I am now imagining the YLLZ doing his dark research on glue. The forbidden techniques to creating forever glue. #Glue so good it can piece a soul back together. Xue yang wishes he could get his hands on that recipe.

[weaverofink]

Howl Pendragon, Wizard Extraordinaire VS Howell Jenkins, Loser from Wales

#i am so charmed by him. he's such a loser #howls moving castle #hmc book #howl pendragon #howell jenkins #im like 2/3 way through the book and i think it is so delightful #howl's whole deal so far just makes me laugh #he's literally so funny. i love that his backstory reveal is that he's just Some Guy from wales #like he's just megan's feckless unemployed brother and a cool uncle to her kids #he wears a rugby shirt. he is so normal im obsessed w him he sucks so much but like. also he is amazing #anyway howls moving castle is great im honestly surprised i haven't read it until now #art #my art #weaverofink

[hauntingblue]

Luffy eating watermelon 🍉

#and like are we sure jewelry bonney isnt her daughter.... pink hair... loves food... idk #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 787 #jinbe again!!! well yes he wqs a subordinate for big mom last time he spoke with king neptune #i forgor #damn her own son.... just took his life expectancy #i have a feeling this hasn't happened before... so what's the deal with the crocantbouche #JINBE WITH THE CROQUEMBOUCHE!! #why is the food real here ajdhakdj omg.... and jinbe is just letting them die.... well she killed her son already #JINBE BROUGHT HER A PONEGLYPH???? its probs the one in gyojin right... i mean what acces does he have to others #JINBE NAKAMA TIME!!!! FINALLY!!!! #omg me wondering why am i getting showed ace dying again.... jinbe was there thru all that i forgor he was the mvp on marineford #that was so emotive..... #JINBEEEEEEEEE #episode 789 #jinbe saying how luffy will be king of the pirates omg...... yeah!!! he galked about luffy that much.... he is such an uncle #the sun pirates basically telling him to do you.... get a vacation from putting others first man #aladdin married a daughter of mama ajdhaksjsk #i think they are abusing the letting music extend to the ad break credits.... before they did it in important moments now its just every #two episodes.... #pedro was looking for poneglyphs.... #brook being amazed at luffy..... yeah.... #nami just casual in her armor..... #SANJI ON THE COAST????? SANJIIIII #episode 790

[thompsborn]

parksborn au where harry is a prince. that’s it. i’m not awake enough to think of anything else but harry is a prince and somehow him and peter become best friends as kids and grow up constantly aware of each other and the struggles they face but their struggles are completely opposite from each other’s and and. and. and.

#parksborn #thinking of like. like 8 year old prince harry sneaking off during an event and meeting stuck in poverty peter parker #recently orphaned living with his aunt and uncle but sneaking out at night to explore or something or just to do something because he hasnt #been able to sleep much since losing his parents #and harry is like imma be honest i have no clue where i am #and peter is like ur literally the prince?? this is your kingdom???? #and harry is like yeah but also i have left the palace grounds a total of 17 times #and peter is like ok well there’s a litter of puppies being raised by the street dog i’ve taken care of since i was 5. wanna meet them #i said im too tired to think of more and then i thought of more #and now it is the only thing i can think of #god the way i would be writing this right this second if i wasn’t literally half asleep currently

[strawberrywindow]

So I know we get that load screen that talks about Hazel living a few years longer than projected (if you're a good bean and get the stuff for Agrippa uwu) but she's still sick in general and in hospice care by the time Daniel leaves for Algeria.

What do we think the odds are Daniel relapses into his old ways and winds up using vitae to help 'cure' her? 🥲🥲🥲

#amnesia the dark descent #daniel of mayfair #hazel amnesia #i need to think about this more i have thoughts swirling around about how this could work but #i am feeling very sick tonight and can't formulate amything right 🤣 #but i can def see danny re-justifying to himself why doing it for hazel is ok #especially if he's ONLY using 'bad' people now #in fact it's almost like making up for the life of elise! right?? right??? 😅 #could also explain further why mandus is SO knowledgeable about vitae if his potential great uncle in daniel #was doing experiments of his own to help hazel rip #essentially i'm picturing a nathan and shilo from repo! kind of vibe here 😂

[eerna]

gestures wildly. it's about crafting a legend out of a living person. how the Ghost is something your friend made up on the spot to make you look cool, but then it slowly starts taking over your life. until you forget everything you believed to be true. until everyone you loved is gone. your clan is disbanded, your uncle disowns you, you have gone from a honorable nobleman to a wanted outlaw. BUT you did it for love - for the fact that you love your people and your island so deeply that you're willing to sacrifice your entire existence for them. it's not something any of their leaders have ever given them, and they see it, so they start turning to you more and more, telling about their encounters with you around survivor campfires, spinning tales until you are a seven-foot-tall monster who has risen from the dead to save them. you no longer belong only to your loved ones. you now belong to the entire island, and you will stay theirs.

#watched a few of my fav cutscenes again and good lord. the SYMBOLISM IN THE MUSIC #THE WAY THE GAME STARTS OUT WITH JIN'S THEME BUT THEN SLOWLY THE GHOST'S THEME KEEPS CREEPING IN #THE WAY OF THE GHOST PLAYING AT THE END OF ACT 2 WHEN YOU DISCARD YOUR IDENTITY AS JIN SAKAI. #the way they are so similar to each other.... bc like. jin IS the ghost. he is still the same calm kind loving guy. #but now he is BLOODY and VENGEFUL and MURDEROUS. WONDERFUL. FANTASTIC. LOVELY #it sort of reminded me of botw with the ''you're falling in love with the country you're saving'' thing #you become one of the people but also one with the island. you fall in love with what your uncle sees as his right. #you start ighting for it not because it is your duty or because it owes you loyalty. you just love it too much to let it burn. #i should really make this a liveblog i am losing my mind over this game #tsushima liveblog #i now have another reason to hate tlou2: IT SNUBBED THIS GAME IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY IT COMPLETELY OVERSHADOWED IT #i saw a yt comment that was like ''you have the woke crowd to thank for that'' and im like #TSUSHIMA IS WOKE AF WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT'S SOOOOOOOO AMAZING BJVSKDBVKSABK

[fairy-grotto]

hey so why the fuck did no one tell me that you hit a certain age and then cyclically want children? Like monthly?

#fairy is rambling #i was crying over a dad crying over how much he loved his baby today and I'm like what the fuck why am I crying #and i think about it really hard #and then im look oh shit im about to have my period #being broody wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't single #living at home with my parents #and 22 years old #as much as i would love to be a mother #NOW IS NOT THE TIME #who the fuck came up with this shit #anyway im skipping my period cause im not doing that mess this week #also does the brooding hit everyone or is it like heightened in certain people #cause i feel like im always like this but again that could be cause I want kids and am friends with many people who don't #like is it just exacerbated because i feel like an outlier #eh who knows #tbh i don't care my kids are gonna have so many aunties and uncles #maybe its worse for me because i am constantly mothering everyone I know #eldest daughter curse

[rainymoodlet]

these two are still so in love and it makes me want to cry

#ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #ts4 challenge #ts4 perfect life challenge #;hadleys #;hadleysg4 #sim: blue #sim: simeon #sim: tristan #(he smiled at them like tristan also thinks this is cute af) #(u go uncle tristan) #but seriously this was an autonomous love day gift interaction like ;u; #how fucking CUTE IS THAT #blue is besotted w his husband ok #and i am obnoxiously proud of my simeon okay #he looks rly cute ;o; #just a happy man who wanted to be left alone #and now he has two kids and three grandbabies and is showered in flowers every day #bless #these are rory's (our heir) grandparents btw #they're immortal which is why blue looks like a greek god still fkjdfklj

[kakusu-shipping]

Another big Mario Self-Insert sketch page I’ve just been doodling on for the past few days. I’m obsessed.

#Emile's Arts #Mariocest #YES it gets the tag leave me alone #I haven't even made like a proper POST for this S/I yet I've just been making things for him #I have three different decent references already posted but no actual about #I'll get to that in the next few days. Hopefully #The whole thing is eating my brain it's 4:30 in the AM and I am just #Running thoughts around my head #I put him in the first two Paper Mario games AND Sunshine already (not a big roll just there) #I'm also running with Partner's in Time because I LOVE that game also not a big roll just there but the concept is so cool I keep going bac #Because you know. Babies. #I have no idea what else to do honestly I don't have a lot of other thoughts about other Mario games #So it's unique scenarios time. Like babysitting Junior and such. #I want to isolate and color the Uncle Mario sketch so bad you have no idea #I love Mario and his many many children that he's not the DAD of per-say but he IS in their lives forever now #He takes them to McDonalds and Orders Pizza and Shows them cool secrets in Video Games #And also chucks them like 20 feet in the air he's the kinda guy to just throw a baby around #I love him so much #I also love Toadsworth I love you Toadsworth please come back sir #Nintendo really wants that old man dead it's unfair to me who loves him

[mintaikcorpse]

Bro, is all the the Sexypedia like this?

#i just went on Macaque's #and i thought itd be formal like most wikis #but i barely go on the sexypedia and i laughed at this description #i am ashamed to admit that i do thirst over a monkey #uncle ruckus is shitting his pants right now #macaque #lmk #lmk macaque #sexypedia

[lemurblog]

also clover's legacy enduring enough to have her own puppet with zero explanation in a stage show for casual normies like things are really looking up. this is incredible. CLOVER STANS WE WON. SHE GETS HER OWN UGLY PUPPET! JUST LIKE ALL HER FRIENDS AND ALL THE MAJOR FILM CHARACTERS DO!

#SHE'S IN #THIS IS A HALLMARK MOMENT #*WAS #BC IT'S OLD NEWS I'M ONLY FINDING OUT ABOUT NOW #EVERYTHING'S COMING UP CLOVER #we're that much closer to a clover centric spinoff movie. i can taste it.. that fresh ocean water #ok it's ridiculous how i am being so silly and yet i could also actually cry. #about an ugly puppet #an ugly puppet can actually be so personal. #like oh she's just a background character OKAY did uncle get his own puppet? did karl get his own puppet? did timo get his own puppet? NO! #but clover did! she just doesn't know what it means to not have a giant puppet made in her image! #also i'm sorry for calling it ugly @ puppet makers. it is literally so beautiful #i'm having a breakdown over seeing a shot with clover julien maurice and the zoosters. #and nobody else. like that is beaitufl. art #is powerul #like think about all the characters that didn't get a puppet. and will never get a puppet. and CLVER got a PUPPET! #TI'S A BEAITUFL PUPPET

[orcelito]

Me painting my nails all black at almost 5 am when I have to be up by 10 to work at 11

Thinking to myself, "Ah. I really am not doing okay."

#speculation nation #negative/ #i guess. #i keep wavering on whether im coping fine or not #im trying. trying to not linger too much. trying to just live my life and continue pursuing my interests #tricking myself that everything is okay. smiling and laughing and enjoying the little things #and then it's nearly 5 am and im remembering the time my uncle came into my bubble tea shop while i was working #a surprise visit. and i got to take his order & recommend him things. a nice little thing. #im remembering trips with him. him driving and me being a little wallflower. but my family expects this so it's okay #im remembering my birthday. this year. where i was free from school and so looking forward to the summer #and then like a week later i got the news that my uncle had cancer. and a week after that my cat died. #and i got through it. i worked on getting better. i was starting to get better. & then i got the call from my dad #that my uncle was in the hospital again. and a week and a half later he was dead. #and here i am now. nearly 3 weeks later. and what do i have to show for it? #with cassy i cried 14 times in one night. it felt like a stab in the chest. a horrible wound. one i still flinch from remembering. #with my uncle... i had time to prepare myself. i began grieving well before he died. so it wasnt such a horrible shock to my system #instead... it feels like ive been slowly bleeding out. a gaping wound that isnt closing no matter how much i desperately try to. #bc the fact of the matter is that this is family. my uncle. who ive known my entire life. & who i was pretty close to #at least compared to my aunts on my mom's side. ive always been closer to my family on my dad's side. #it's not going to go away so soon. i know this. and it doesnt help that ive been away from my family for so much of this. #the memorial is in a week. im hoping it will help to heal the wound. at least a little bit. #i hate living life feeling like i have a hole in my chest. i hate losing people i love. #animal death ment/ #death/ #regardless. my nails are black. and it's time to go to sleep.

[hauntingblue]

YAMATO NEW NAKAMA PLEASE 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️LUFFY PLEASE!!!!

#do kaido and big mom end up in the same hole??? lmaoo yamato get luffy!!! hell yes!!! #now a military trial for all the beast pirates come on!!! everyone to udon jail #APOO IS STILL ALIVE???. FUCK OFF!!!!!!! #i understand law is not on a state to be a medic but marco.... pick up some slack.... #toko :((( no fucking way they are coming out of the hole..... they aren't.... the better not.... #HIYORI!!!! no reunion??? :(( #tama first girl to adopt a mother... also why do they have the same eyes... also is nami not enough for you.... or luffy.... your uncle... #hiyori girl dont kneel.... thats your 8 year old brother.... tama backstory omg.... tama dont cry omg.... she's gonna make me cry too... #izo is dead for real.... he was shown on the dead people highlight reel.... omg.... kinemon looking like a proud dad... #that hiyori and momo reunion.... i need more... what was that.... #episode 1078 #talking tag #watching one piece #who tf is that talking to the cp0... #hawkins is alive.... oh now he regrets it.... now he is dead... well..... #can't believe izo is dead... marco saying he cant believe he is alive... WELL YOU FOUGHT TWO TIMES AND THEM DID FUCK ALL WHILE IZO DIED???? #i am so mad at this man you dont understand. HIYORI DROPKICKED MOMO AJSHAJA YEAHHH!!! #luffy and zoro waking up at the same time... it started with them too... oof #in my bliss of luffy winning and gear 5 and all i hadn't realised my pink haired samurai hasn't appeared in a while... i fear the worst.... #i love how luffy having a meal is animated like a fight... omg zoro too... using his three head technique... #nami being the first to hit momo akdjaks. well deserved also #yamato not bathing or eating for zoro and luffy and hiyori bathing zoro ajdhskjs. omg this looks like sanji is jealous FA- #nami having to think hard about who bathes where lmao sanji and brook need an execution #OTAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING AJDHSJSHSJ ME ASF ALSO SORRY. also where tf is robin. DID THEY TAKE HER??? oh nvm there is another group... #kid you are so right he is annoying. kill him. come on!!! SAKAZUKI DIE!!!! they just wanna make me mad atp... ALSO WHERE IS ROBIN?? #episode 1079 #why is there a country with a giant picture of sabo in their clock tower lmaoo #luffy looks so little beside yamato omg.... omg soul king brook ft kozuki hiyori rock version.... AND I DONT GET TO HEAR IT???? #robin with her poneglyphs of course.... AND BROOK OWES HER TWO MORE!!!! #MOMOS GRANDFATHER???? AND HE TOOK CARE OF TAMA WHO HAS ORICHIS LAST NAME!!!

[tonyglowheart]

Me before rereading: what do you mean, Shen Qiao Yan Wushi and their five kids.... idk man do they really have that kind of relationship...?

Me during rereading: ooooh. oh, yes. Shiwu and Yuwen Song are Shen Qiao's sonboys, and somehow Yan Wushi *is* the stepdad....

Me getting to where they call Bian Yanmei "Da-lang" and Yu Shengyan "Er-lang": oooh shit. oh shit oh shit they ARE his (yws's) kids... what the fuck they ARE, what !!!

#qian qiu #hey. I am dying and deceased #when they called him da-lang and I was like #*car screech* wait he IS his eldest son ??? dangg #their family dynamic IS insane love Yuan Yi as SQ's shidi and YWS putting himself on SQ's level despite being in sort of a half generation #between Qi Fengge and Hulugu vs like Shen Qiao etc #sorry Yu Shengyan now you gotta call this dude uncle #lol very 'is this guy your older brother by a couple of years?' 'no... he's my uncle....' #worse for bian yanmei probs 'is this guy your younger brother?' 'unfortunately I am his nephew actually'

[truckstoptigers]

when i was seven and our trailer burned down, i thought about leaving my father there, grabbing my brother, and getting us the hell out

i didn't. i ended up waking our father and we all ended up at the neighbors' house

but i should have

i fucking should have

because the minute he had a chance to be alone with me (after we got to my grandma's trailer) guess what he did! shortly after our fucking HOME burned down and the firefighters gave my brother and i teddy bears and wrapped blankets around us for shock!!!!!! fucking christ i hate our father more than anyone on this earth

#haha :) feeling normal abt this! #all i cared about was my brother being safe. thats all. i still remember holding his hand and walking him to the neighbours house #i couldnt see because i left my glasses in the trailer. they put on the little mermaid cartoon for us. i even remember what episode it was #but i genuinely considered leaving my father there and honestly that scares me #honestly i was afraid to wake him up bc i didnt want him to get mad at me. if he got mad at me i would always suffer for it later #milo murmurs #fun fact we lived w someone & his son and his son ended up becoming my cousin when his mom married my uncle #i am so so glad neither or them were home that night #he was so young. im several years older than him & he was so little that he doesnt even remember we lived together #csa vent #tw csa vent #csa tw #also feeling fucked up abt the fact that my father wld put his cigarettes out on me when he was pissed #sometimes i wonder if the fire started because he was smoking smth and passed out while doing it but my brother slept in his room #i feel like they wouldve been much more worse off if the fire started in their room #anyway im pretty sure that the fire was set intentionally bc he had some ties to the wrong ppl #and either they didnt know me & my brother were also there and were only going after our father or they didnt care we were there #to this day even bonfires make me nervous if i can only smell them & cant see them. i hate smelling smth burning & panicking #we live in the country now so its very common for ppl to burn leaves and wood and what have you. its still scary sometimes #i think abt this a lot actually bc any fire still makes me lowkey nervous. less so if i know where/what its coming from but still nervous

[junglejim4322]

How should they get out of rock bottom then?

(For context this is in response to me saying seeking help when you’re at rock bottom often risks you being stripped of your autonomy)

I want to make it clear i in no way meant that in a way where I was trying to dissuade people from seeking treatment, I wish I had a succinct answer for you but I think this highly varies on a person-to-person basis. And I do know some people cannot manage certain things without treatment that would involve them partially losing their autonomy, in the same vein I can’t risk that (and I don’t just mean I don’t want to, I’m a caretaker) (though I also don’t want to and don’t think something like inpatient would even be effective for me). For me personally it’s a combination figuring out a plan for self treatment where I’m in control of the situation and being very selective about what I admit/who I disclose information about my situation to, which typically involves being so unspecific that what I’m talking about can’t be exactly pinpointed. You’d also be surprised about some of the success rates for self treatment of certain issues. Though it sucks because it doesn’t even just apply medically but also socially where if you admit to certain issues some people think the right thing to do is revoke their support for you fully until you’re magically better and then you’re just left with no reason to ever get help. I wish it often wasn’t a choice between a formal structured treatment plan or maintaining control over yourself. Anyway I don’t claim to be an expert this is just my insight from my own experiences and one of the most frustrating things to deal with

#asks #anonymous #i am generally referring to things like eating disorders/self harm and suicidal ideation/addiction I do not have much perspective on issues #like delusions and psychosis as I have no firsthand experience of it myself #i did watch my schizophrenic uncle basically be imprisoned in psych wards half his life and I know there has to be #a better option than that #i don’t even know where he is now because my aunt decided to have him committed and refuses to tell my mom anything about it #idk I didn’t expect to type this much but