#and imma nope no no freaking way my way out

[kentosbabes]

Nepo baby Gojo

Smutty af (mdi)

You’ve been working with Gojo’s father for about a year and a half without meeting the infamous son. He goes through women and money faster than the companies stock rises. But his father has pushed him into a role at the company to learn the ropes before he passes to keep the business in the family.

The annual gala is announced and his father mentions that you both should go together since you don’t have dates yet. You awkwardly nod, trying desperately not to make eye contact with him. The meeting ends relatively quickly and start to make your way out of the room only to be stoped by the infamous man himself.

“So I’ll pick you up at 6 sharp? Do you know what you’re wearing yet?” You feel affronted, he hasn’t even asked if you were saying yes to him, he just assumed you would go with him.

You sigh and roll your eyes, “I’ll text you my address and I’m going to wear black.”

He nods his head and nonchalantly says, “well that’s hot.” You feel mortified. You warm up with a little embarrassment as everyone is looking at you and him and quickly speed walk make your way to your office.

You don’t really get dressed up, it’s not that you dress frumpy, but you wear suits and blouses instead of pretty dresses. You don’t really get the chance to wear makeup and go out as much because the job is time consuming. You just felt a little nervous about getting all dolled up for this event because massive shareholders are going to be there and you need to put you best foot forward if you want a job the following day.

The day finishes and you leave a little early to pick up your dress, you say goodbye to the rest of the staff and head out. Gojo making a quip about needing extra time to get prettier. Gojo was a dick. There’s no sugarcoating it. He’s just a dick, but what can you do about any of that? You’re just an employee of his father.

You pick up the dress and dinner on the way to your house which was a short distance, swiping through Pinterest to think of a makeup look to match the dramatic dress and heels you bought. Too late to be a pussy!

You get ready to Megan and Bey, humming to the beat and moving your hips around while applying lipliner. You finally are done and wait for him, music still playing while you respond to emails, no rest for the wicked.

The music only getting more explicit the further down you go on your Spotify playlist. Finally, you hear a knock on the door and you open up the door. “Wow.” Gojo says, and nothing else. You look him up and down, god if he wasn’t your bosses bratty man-child you would’ve fucked him already. To be fair you probably look like you are, what with your eyes undressing him and all.

He snaps out of it earlier than you, “like what you see?” He says leeringly. Yes lord, “ugh, no.” You look him over, and nod.

Going over to pause your music and turning off the light, “So,” the man had a permanent smirk on his face, “imma be your freak anytime or place?” Referencing the music playing, you shut it off.

“It’s Megan. Problem?”

He sighed, “nope, ready when you are.”

You roll your eyes and step out, locking the door behind him. He opened the door up for you, ignoring the cautionary butterflies in in your stomach. “Do that often for your girlfriends?”

“Why jealous?”

You tut, an unfamiliar angry or something else started coil in your lower stomach.

He opened the door for you and his car was expensive to say the least. A black Benz that smells like Dior and money. Art deco by Lana was playing at a low volume. He smiled, “impressed?”

Your upper lip quirked a little, “just get on with it.” He drives off and you get there on time. It was beautiful, the lights decorating the ballroom were opulent.

Immediately getting called over by your colleagues to look over a contract that’s being signed tonight. You look up at him somewhat apoplectically, “sorry!”

As you mingled with the crowd, you found yourself talking to a charming man, he tells you that he’s a shareholder. Your conversation flowed effortlessly, and you couldn’t tell if he was flirting with you or you were delusional or horny.

Gojo, the man you had gone to the gala with, couldn't help but feel a pang of jealousy. He didn’t feel upset at you leaving him to talk shop with your colleagues but something about this was different. He felt sidelined.

He came up with a drink in his hand for you, “So, Eric huh?” He paused to look at you, “him of all people? You could stand to do better.”

You could stand to do better? How dare he, he had no place in your life. The atmosphere between you guys became tense as Gojo struggled to hide his unease.

"What, are you jealous?" You tilts your head and gaze at him with wide innocent eyes as you echoes his words from the car. "Do you wish it had been you?"

Gojo takes a very slow, purposeful inhale through his nose, before mirroring your head tilt with a challenging grin. "At least I could make you come, princess. You think he would even be able to find your little clit? He'd probably last two pumps and then cry into your shoulder about how much he loves you."

“Oh yeah, like you can do better.” you don’t know where this confidence is coming from and you know he’ll do anything to prove a point. You roll your eyes and look out the window, knees facing the door.

“I’ll show you.” He grits, manhandling your thighs to face him, “my house or yours?”

You look up at him through your furrowed brows and whisper, “this is a bad idea.”

“Did I ask if it was a bad idea or whose house I’m fucking you at?”

You roll your eyes. “Yours.”

“Roll your eyes again I’ll fuck you so hard they’ll be permanently up there.”

He leads you into his lavish apartment kissing you and whispering promises of what he’ll do you. The familiar coil is back in your lower tummy. He tells you to take off your clothes, biting your lower lip as he mutters sweet nothings about how delicious you’ll look on his cock.

Kissing his way down your neck, you felt his hand fiddling with the zip of your black dress and before you knew it, he was tugging it down your thighs, pulling your black seamless thong down with them as he went. He brings you over to the end of his bed and worked a finger in. Pumping in and out rhythmically, you start lifting your hips to thrust with his movements but he pulls you back down.

You tilted your head back and moaned, clamping your eyes shut. If you opened them, you would face his infuriating smirk.

“Good?” Gojo teased, dragging his finger against your walls as he moved in and out.

You gasp into his mouth, unconsciously raising your leg up to wrap around his waist as he supports you with his arm, your fingernails clawing at his shoulders as you feel yourself reach your high.

“Fuck. Fuck. I’m so close. Don’t—Don’t stop.” You felt dizzy; the pleasure seemingly unreal, but the solid feel of his hair in your hands grounded you.

He shuts you up as you watch him lick your release, not sparing a single drop. Once he licks his fingers dry, his hand pressing you back down onto his bed, but he did not stop.

His voice was ragged, “what do you need from me?”

“Please. I-“

He stopped moving, “use your words darling.”

“I need you,” you plead, “now.”

He pulled her down onto his hard cock until she was filled up. He slammed into you from behind, holding your hips with his large hands hard enough to promise bruising in the morning.

The slightly change in the angle he was entering you made your toes curl in pleasure, and a desperate cry left your lips when he hit a different spot inside of you, making your whole body tremble in complete bliss.

Instead of kissing you again, though, he shoved two large fingers into your mouth. You sucked on them like you would his cock. “Who do you think is better?” He gritted.

“Youyouyouyouyouyou- please, just you. God only you.” Incoherently babbling with tears streaming down your face.

“You know I like hearing you,” Gojo murmured, and you shakily nodded. You rose up again and sank back down, the muscles of his stomach clenching, another moan escaping through your slack lips.

His dick twitched. You could feel the mounting pressure building inside of you.  Throwing your hips against his and felt his dick pressing against your cervix.

He bit into your shoulder as he came inside of you, drawing just enough blood to make him moan into your back as his hands swept up your stomach towards your tits. Another circle of his thumb, and your back arches with a deep moan, squeezing him so tight his own climax closely follows.

#kentosbabes #jjk headcanons #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen #jjk gojo #gojo satoru #gojo x you #satoru gojo #jujutsu gojo #gojo x reader #gojo smut #gojo saturo #gojo x y/n #gojou satoru x reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru smut #gojo imagine #jujutsu satoru #satorugojo

[snakegorl212006]

Exploration(final part)

Diasomnia

My heart drops when I approach this wing. Might as well be a castle. Grim cowers behind me sensing the same bad vibes as me. I clutched onto the flashlight ortho gave me and put on my brave face “you can do this. You can-” i jumped as the door opened. I sighed and i causley entered the wing. As soon as I entered the door slammed shut behind me. Nope nope nope nope. I cave sam will just have to get the 6 wings and i never have to never do this again. I turned the handle. It didn’t budge. I can hear grim meowing from the otherside. Wait…..he’s outside. Ok ok ok ok…. Let's get this over with. I can only assume grim is trying to find another way in. I turned on the flashlight and pointed at the lobby.  When I pointed the light upwards I spotted a slight shadow walking downstairs which made the light flicker. I froze. When the lights worked back again the shadow was gone. I gulped as I began trembling up stairs. Up stairs I felt nothing but cold sweat as I held on my forever vibrating necklace. “You human over there” A voice boomed through the silence. I jumped over the loud voice as I turned to see a young man dressed similarly to a knight decked in armor. His eyes glared at me which pierced my soul. “The young master wishes for your presents. It would be shameful of you if you make him wait longer” he scolded as he bore his fangs. Lord have mercy im freaking terrified. The more i owleshly looked at him the more inrage he became “Im i not speaking in the common tongue. Are you too dumb to understand the words which flow through thine mouth? Or perhaps you barely know how to move.fine i shall escort you myself” he declared which snapped me out of that minor moment of fear and stepped back “Are you making plans to escape!? YOu run away from our lord! Have you no shame. You stay there I shall escort you WITHOUT incident” He exclaimed. Yep imma book it. I ran away as I heard thumping and the clustering of armor as that loud knight ran after me. I turned the corner sliding in the progress because of the rug which ended up tripping the knight on the way which gave me time to loop back around and practically jump down the stairs. The back door. The door to the  gardens should be open. I ran through the hallway in the middle of the stairs “cease Your running human” his voice boomed again as i used what’s left of my adrenaline and stamina and burst through the back door and ran all the way to the garden woods. I have no idea how far I was but I was wheezing and panting as I tried to catch my breath as my heart ran miles. I collapsed on my knees needing some form of rest.hissing was heard from a distance. I looked up to see a swarm of bats and grim hanging from the scruffle. Great, I have to rescue him this time. I huffed as I regained some of my stamina. I grabbed back my flashlight and checked if it still worked,lucky it still does, and began my journey through the woods. I continued walking to where I reached the center where there was a large dome. Maybe not as big as savanaclaw’s but it was massive to say the least. I entered the dome and searched for grim. As soon as I entered the flashlight stopped working. I had to rely on the moon as I searched for that cat. Then I heard a squeak. A bat fluttered past me. It was smaller than what I've seen. I followed the small creature to see if it knew the way. A clearing was presented before me where a guy stood in the middle holding grim. I could tell that guy was smiling “my my. How did you get here little one” he asked grim, who squirmed in his hands. Then a cold hand covered my mouth and pulled me away from within the bushes. My blood went cold and I squirmed around myself as panic set in though my body not knowing what’s going on. We tripped on a branch and fell but it got me into more trouble as he began caging me with his arms “stop. You’re making this worse for yourself.it would be better for both of us if you calmed down” a voice spoke sternly. Then that man came around the bushes to see me and this perpetrator holding grim who was clawing at his cloak “silver, you’re being too rough with them. Keep this up you’re going to scare her to death, we can’t have them dying right now” he said. I was let go automatically as I shuffled away from him. Silver had a handsome face and beautiful purple eyes. He looked down “I'm sorry,” Silver said,as he got up. He walked over to me and helped me stand. “I assume this little guy is yours” the other man asked as he held grim up to me. Grim automatically jumped in my arms. He’s just as shaky as I am “oh where are my manners? Lilia vanrouge. Am at your service highness” lilia said as he bowed and silver bowed with him “highness?” i questioned “you do own this now properly yes. Therefore you technically rule these lands, no?” lilia said as he placed his hand underneath his chin, grinning at me with a bright smile “right. Our lord would like to meet you in person. He’s gathered enough energy now; perhaps our conversation can last overnight” lilia said. Lilia linked his arm around mine as he began to lead me out of the dome “Staying here isn't that bad. Beds are always made to fit your comfort and preference” he lists as he continues to drag me along. “You know your highness, our lord talks very highly of you since you’ve arrived and took charge of the place. Thanks to you It’s cleaner than I’ve ever imagined, "Lilia complemented. I awkwardly nodded as we followed along to the main building. We walked to the dining room where silver pulled out a seat for me. Lilia sat me down and patted my head “our lord should be around somewhere. We’ll find him so wait right here.” lilia said as he left the dining room with silver following behind. I looked over the corner and they were gone. Grim pawed my chest and meowed. I looked down at grim who’s paw was pointing at something. Almost like a miracle or a mistake on the ghost’s part but regardless the door was wide open.I looked to the left and to the right. No one was here. With that said I booked it.

Ramshakle

I slowed down when I reached closer to the main house. I huffed as i catched my breath. I dropped grim who was tight in my grasp. I was in the back of the main house woods and the path to ramshackle isn’t that far. I relaxed a little and I started walking. “Beautiful night isn't it” a voice spoke next to me which made me jump. Next to me was a very tall male with jet black hair. His eyes glowed a lime green as he stared down at me.The most pecural thing about him is the horns above his head. “Ah I’m sorry. I tend to have that effect on humans like yourself” he said as he stepped back a little. “No no. I just didn’t see you here.” i replied, feeling a little bad “why are you out here this late at night” i asked. He smiled as he replied “Roaming around these woods provides me with comfort.you can’t do too much when you're dead”   I just nod “who are you?” i asked once more “You don’t know” he asked “should I know?” I questioned back then I sighed  “well It's late and sleep is all I want right now. So just don’t freak me out ok” i said as i began to leave back. The tall male walks and catches up to me “may i accompany you. It’s dangerous at night.” he asked. I thought for a moment then remembering that the main house is made out of some ghost repelling crystal. “.....ok” I said. His eyes lit up slightly as we continued walking “so what’s your name anyways” i asked “i shall not tell you” he replied “so what do i call you” i asked once more

“Whatever you desire”

                                          “Whatever?” “Anything you wish”

                                                                     “You’re giving me too much power”

“How so? I just grant you permission to call me any name of your choosing”

   “We just met and you trust me way too much” I sighed. We reached the door and he had a slight frown “If you wish we can return to where I reside in” he asked “no I’m fine. I had enough traveling for one day and I'm really tired. Thanks though” I replied as I slowly backed away. I head inside the house while waving goodbye. Grim meowed as I sighed a breath of relief.

In the morning I showered and got dressed so I could head down to Sam's shop and report my initial findings. When I exited the door there was a slash mark on the floor. When I turned to close and lock the door, a larger scratch like burn mark was left there. Could it be that ghost? Is that what happens when they try to get in. I touched my neck and realized I forgot that necklace.i ran inside and grabbed the piece of jewelry. After that I made my way in town with a book of stories to tell. Sam’s gonna get a crack out of this one.

#yandere twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #sebek zigvolt x reader #lilia vanrouge x reader #malleus draconia x reader #silver x reader #twisted wonderland haunted au #twisted wonderland ghost au

[not-a-birb]

i want answers for both your oc(s) AND you!!! 1, 2, 8, 13 💙

Girl imma be real I have no idea how to go about this so I’m just gonna wing it

Becca:

1. Heck yeah she’s got stuffed animals. She has a little bear from like elementary named Red, but he’s not even red he’s like a grayish blue? She was a strange kid

2. Plant? No. Her thumbs are the farthest color from green, whatever that is. A kid? She’s always wanted one, but maybe in a few years, and she’ll figure it out from there, and she’ll be the best mom (angst time. she finds out she can’t have kids and is devastated. She and her husband adopt a little girl later, but we don’t have time to unpack all of that)

8. They frustrate her so much, but she will bulldoze her way through those puzzles and problems until they fit right. She doesn’t like being wrong and she won’t give in now.

13. Her mom was so insistent she knew she has worth. Being Latina and a woman in the sixties came with hardships and such, but her mamá made sure she held her head up and she could make it in whatever career she wanted. (ok so little about this, I can’t decide if I want to keep her a cis woman or gender fluid because they both have compelling options. But like. self insert much? (She started as one shhhh))

Okay now I wanna write about Astoria and you can’t stop me

Astoria:

1. Nope! She hates things touching her when she sleeps. If it’s not the pillow she sleeps on and the blanket around her she can’t sleep. Plus at this point of the apocalypse having a stuffed animal seems…frivolous. (we sort her out dw)

2. She likes succulents, sue her. She can tolerate animals if they don’t touch her, can probably take care of one but her team doesn’t want to take that risk. Also keep her 1000 feet away from kids, she doesn’t know how to interact with them and will end up freaking them out by telling them the best way to kill someone with a knife (harder than you think! humans don’t like dying of stab wounds, the nerve of them)

8. You can’t be second in command to the leader of an entire rebellion force without being really good at problem solving. She’s got those puzzle boxes in her quarters she messes with in her spare time for funsies. Yeah they’re intriguing, like maybe a little bit /s

13. It’s not necessarily a good thing her father taught her, but showing feeling is a weakness. She shunned this lesson at first, but with all of her mistakes she made by following her heart taught her he was right. After she (accidentally Kevin come on) caused the apocalypse she feels she doesn’t have the right or the privilege of showing or having complex feelings except to get revenge and fix her world, or die trying

And that’s all she wrote folks! This was fun actually, I didn’t know some of these things about my own characters before I started writing this; muses work through mysterious ways

#ramblings #asks #hi bes fren howsitgoin #yeah I’m not doing myself because I’m sleepytired nd I got work tomorrow

[sleepy-achilles]

Cassidy gets sick and tired of the mean kids at school and gets into a fight. (Cassidy would be in elementary school)

Comments about her hair, whatever.

Lee is a freak. So?

Your dads are fags. Fists flew.

How did Shawn and the Undertaker react?

I actually wrote something like this back when Leon and cassie were new ideas. Never posted it, but I have the rough idea what imma do.

And well I think the ask itself is the trigger warning. But yk tw- slurs and violence and well bullying. *something I specialised in as I was bullied my whole school life*

The Family of Destruction- First Fights.

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Cassie hated school. She made sure her parents didn't know that, she kept her grades up, showed up to all her extra activities, and kept clean.

She also had a small group of friends that also hated school but kept up a good kid reputation aswell.

She wasn't going to end up like her brother.

Well..that's what she thought.

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She frowns as Jack stands in her way. Cassie feels like it's a family drama. Jack's big brother, Cole, has drama with Leon. Jack and coles father has drama with her dad. A family drama alright.

"I need to go home." Cassie mutters as Jack's friends join them. She only came into the gym to grab her skateboard after the teacher left it there for her to collect. She hugs said skateboard to her chest. "Is that your freak of a brothers?" Jack smirks. "Hes not a freak" cassie finds herself defending Leon. It doesn't hurt her heart that she immediately knew which brother he was on about. "Oh but he is. Cole told me all about how he bascially never talked and then he got himself that ugly scar and now he thinks he's a hot shot. A freak, if you ask us all" Jack smirks as his friends laugh.

"You don't know the full story. He's not a freak" cassie mutters. "A whole family of freaks, eh gingernut?" Jack asks picking a strand of cassies firey red hair. She hits his hand away immediately. "Dont touch me" she warns. Warn them twice, then strike. "And two dads? Man how does it feel to be the child of fags?" Jack asks.

Cassie suddenly forgot the warning twice as the words left his lips.

There was a line all the kids had and it was the use of that word, especially towards their dad's.

Jack's friends jerk back in shock as cassie swings the skateboard and it connects with Jack's head.

Oh shit.

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Leon grows impatient. "Where the hell is she?" John sighs leaning against the car next to him. John was incharge of picking Leon and cassie up. Leon had his car taken off him after another fight. "Lets just leave her" Leon mutters. "Dont be a dick" John murmurs as he watches the last of the kids file out. "She doesn't have after school club tonight?" John asks. "Nope. Besides, we've already seen her friends leave." Leon yawns. John sighs and rubs his jaw. "Maybe she's got a detention?" John asks. "Teachers pet? No fuckin way. The worse thing she's ever done is not hand in extra homework" Leon scoffs.

Both boys pause as some boys run out yelling. John and Leon glance at each other before back at the boys. "Leon! Your sisters gone nuts in the gym!" One boy barks. "What?" Leon asks confused. "Shes attacking Jack with the skateboard!" Another states. John and Leon run immediately inside. Leon leads the way, pushing the gym doors open to see his baby girl beating the shit out of Jack. "Cas!" He yells running over and grabbing the girl. John rushes to Jack and kneels next to him, pushing the skateboard away.

"The hell is wrong with you!" Leon barks. "You'd done it!" She snaps. "You aren't me!" The pair stare at each other as teachers rush in. John steps back as they zone in. "Jesus christ cass" John whispers. "He was bullying me. Making fun of Leon...called our dads fags." She whispers. Both boys feel a sudden rage. It was funny and cute how protective the kids were about their fathers. You know, their demon dad and well, wrestler fathers. "Still..that? That isn't okay." John mutters. "Funny. But not okay" Leon hums as the head teacher walks over. "And well, your about to have your first meeting with our parents and good old Principal gibbs" Leon smiles as the older man stands infront of him.

"Hoping this wasn't you michaels" he snaps. "No sir. Wasn't even in the room" Leon smiles. Gibbs glances at John and then cassie. Cassie who's still running off anger. "Oh Cassidy.." gibbs sighs. "Take it easy on her yeah, bastard deserved it" Leon huffs. "Lee." John snaps. "Did he now?" Gibbs asks. "Oh yeah. Bullying her, homophobic towards our dad's. But you won't tell them that part, right? Just like how you wouldn't tell them what really happened between me and Cole last week?" Leon pushes. "Enough. This isnt to do with you, so go home. Cassie with me" gibbs orders. Leon smirks and places a hand on cassies shoulder.

"Dont let him try intimidate you cass. He's a softy" Leon mutters taking her bag. "We will see you at home. Stay strong" John whispers picking the skateboard up. He looks at the blood on it and immediately knows what his job when he got home would be. "See ya gibbs" Leon smirks before leading John out. "Dad's gonna go nuts." John whispers. "Exactly why imma be asleep when he gets home" Leon mutters.

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Cassie frowns at her feet as her parents walk in. "What happened? Are you okay baby?" Shawn asks rushing too her. "Im fine." She whispers. "Your daughter attacked another student with a skateboard" gibbs states. "What? Cassidy why the hell would you do that?" Taker demands. Cassie keeps quiet, feeling her eyes watering. "Cassidy Athena Michaels don't make me ask you again" Taker snaps. "Taker.." Shawn whispers. "What did the kid do?" Shawn asks. "People only got there when Jack was already knocked out" gibbs states. "Ah not Morgans fuckin kid" Taker sighs. "Cassie what happened?" Shawn asks.

"He was picking on me..always has..then he started calling Leon a freak before calling you and daddy a bunch of fags..and i just snapped." Cassie whispers. Takers jaw clenches. "Have you told anyone about Jack bullying you?" Shawn asks. "Yeah..not much has been done" cassie shrugs. Taker glares at gibbs who sighs. "Of course." Gibbs mutters. His teachers aren't the best at this. Only one or two. And the luck that cassie hasn't spoken to them is too high. "So my kid is being bullied and it took for her to finally snap for something to be said?" Taker asks. "Nobody informed me. I apologise. Once I get Jack in I'll seek out the right punishment. But cassidy also needs punishment for attacking him with a skateboard. You understand that" gibb states.

"Of course. Detention for a month. We will sort out a real punishment at home and make sure this doesn't happen again" Taker states as shawn stands. "Right. Of course." Gibbs nods. "Good. I want Jack having the appropriate punishment aswell. Or I take to the media and the board. Cassie get up and lets go" Taker orders. Cassie stands and follows Shawn out. "Of course. I'll find out who knew about cassidy being bullied and punish them for not taking the appropriate steps." Gibbs tells him. "Good." He nods before walking out.

Shawn looks at taker. "Good girl" Taker hums. Cassie stares at him shocked. "For standing up for yourself and your family. But you do not use a weapon when the other is unarmed. When he's a eleven year old boy. You throw a punch, sure, but not using a skateboard on him." Taker scolds. "Yessir. Sorry sir" cassie whispers. "You will be punished as me and your papa deems necessary. It'll be a mix of things but you'll be taught how to fight without a weapon. And you can say goodbye to your friends for a month" Taker states. Cassie frowns. "Okay sir." She whispers.

She hates the idea but she cannot voice that right now. She'll be lucky if she can even relax this time. "Dont." Shawn whispers. Cassie looks at him. For the first time in her life, one of papas disappointed looks is towards her. She now understands why Leon hates it more than takers anger. "Dont take Leon's road. Don't take mine and Leon's path. Please." Shawn whispers. Taker keeps quiet. "Im sorry papa." Cassie whispers. "I know. Let's get home." Shawn sighs. "We will talk about your punishment after dinner. I'm not going to do it infront of John or Leon, you won't be embarrassed. You won't have to talk about it with them either." Taker states. "Thank you sir." Cassie nods.

Taker smiles slightly causing Shawn to smile. "Dad's?" Cassie asks confused. "Youve got a mean swing bug" Taker chuckles. "Taker!" Shawn gasps with a smile. "She has!" Taker chuckles. The girl smiles as they leave the school.

Of course they couldn't be angry angry. They still needed to be good parents and raise a respectable girl.

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NoTEs

Yeah, I wrote a fic about cassie beating some poor kid with Leon's old skateboard. Knew it'd come in handy one day.

#wwe #shawn michaels #the undertaker #wwf #hbtaker #undertaker x shawn michaels #shawn x undertaker #leon michaels #cassidy michaels #john cena #the family of destruction fics #the family of destruction

[dreamliners]

announcement/rant:

im tired of having to fade away from fandoms (one direction, harry styles, mcu, star wars and now stranger things?!)

nope its already bad enough that some of the st actors are wilding online but now eddie fans are fighting within ourselves and for what??? a book??? as if ya'll havent read/written better or more interesting.

you dont have like it or even respect it as canon, whatever. but to tear down someone else for liking it is bullshit. i hate to say it but some of ya'll need to be reminded. THIS IS ALL FICTION. guess what eddie isnt real, hawkins isnt real. it not real folks.

but the message is. eddie was an outcast, he looked out for the people left out or rejected. yet somehow you guys are doing to people what he is against. he isnt a self appointed "freak" thats the label he was given by people who bullied him. the same bullying you guys inflict on writers and other people in this fandom. its bullshit.

we all enjoy different aspects, au's and tropes thats fanfiction. but to diss a writer who writes for your fav, who loves them just as much is so fuckin dumb and wrong. if you dont like their style, then find another author. its not that hard. idk when in the internet timeline people became boomers who complain whenever they dont get what they want immediately. like dude no one will take you seriously when you act like an entitled brat.

also if you dont write then you dont know how long the process really is. even when theres hella inspo and drive it still takes a while. respect writers. we just had a full on writers strike about this shit. i dont wanna see anons anymore either. you wanna spew out your lame ass take, do it off anon since you think you're entitled to that shit.

thats one more thing. you got the nerve to shit talk, have the same amount of balls to do it off anon. you wanna shit talk a writer say it with your whole chest, aint no reason you wanna hide if you really feel that way about it.

imma get real disrespectful rn. if you say shit on anon because you dont wanna be bullied or have "anxiety" imma personally call you a punk ass bitch. because nah i've seen too many anons get comfortable saying dumb shit but not having the nerve to say that shit with their blog name showing. and tbh i will reblog laughing at you for not have the gall to talk your shit without hiding.

i had thought i wouldnt have to become a dickhead in a fandom space again, but here we are. if i see you disrespect my mutuals, or mutuals of my mutuals i will come for your ass anon or not. because respectfully eddie would have too. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤍

#speaking from the heart b.fletcher #stranger things #eddie munson #rant #announcement #joe quinn #joseph quinn

[darkhalo4321]

Imma talk shop a bit. By shop I mean, webcomics. and by webcomics, I'm gonna highlight one I HAD to read recently because of what the author/artist said about a specific character in said comic. So let's dive in and talk about EQUALIZE ( a crime/mystery drama! but it has romance elements that I focus on entirely too much >:3c ) (All pictures of the comic link to tapas, and the twitter quote links to the actual thread, so you can read it for yourself) (I read it on Tapas, but it's also on webtoons) Here we have Crow- he is my favorite. For obvious reasons. Look at his fashion!

a Bi in deNIal. (I know I really forced that rhyme)

He is an informant working for the police to find a kidnapper and he also knows something that no one else knows but everyone WANTS to know which, naturally, paints a target on his back.

He also doesn't know how to knock on doors. He just picks the lock. ( now I know you're probably thinking, INvaSIoN of PrIVacY, but it's a funny gag, and it's fiction so calm down and don't get worked up over it. Nic yells at him for it anyway)

We also have Nic, he's just... SUCH a great foil for Crow. He's way more relaxed and chill, and takes things as they come. Wants to do more than stand on the sidelines. The "tired of running from problems, tired of not being strong enough to protect the ones I love" person and we get to see that growth as he works with Crow through various near death situations. Now see, Nic is important because while saving Crow from being kidnapped, he manifests a strange power

The mark appears on his hand and what it does is equalizes... the strength of him and his opponent... I think- Uh don't quote me on that, my attention isn't really on HOW the powers work It's literally on the characters and their struggles. Terrible I know. How dare I only focus on the story beats I LIKE and not know every single thing about this comic inside and out, THE NERVE- Btw there are other uses with other symbols and they have different powers so like, if you wanna read it to see how that pans out, do it! It's all plot relevant! :D I do kind of pay attention. But back on task, Nic has this power that gives him an edge in helping Crow out, so he gets cleared to help! Which is great because it's the buddy cop duo we all love and adore-

complete with the "when you try to follow a lead and it ALL GOES HORRIBLY WRONG" and it brings the two buddies closer

now I won't spoil too much for you, Just tease you enough to make you read it, of course, but I will say, that all these juicy details weren't what drew me into reading this comic. Nope. It was literally just interacting with the creator, and what they said about Crow from one of the episodes of Crow's slow self discovery. I'll post the exact exchange that was said by the artist themself below. vvvv

The part that REALLY resonated with me was

Because a freaking week before this episode went live, I had just come to terms with the very same thing about myself. XD I was like "I'm pan, but don't talk about it, I can't ever really come out because of where I live and how most of my immediate family would not approve" yadda yadda. Most of you know about that if you read the read more- don't read those. I'm just screaming into the wind. Now I'm more relaxed about it, but like, I read that and KNEW and UNDERSTOOD that struggle. The rejecting the way you feel about something. The other reason I wanted to read it was also because I have a character named Crow, and they look similar! I think Celly's Crow is smarter than mine though, but I think my Crow is stronger than Celly's Crow XD

All in all, this series is SO fun, it's got the buddy cop vibe down, with your good strong story beats, interconnecting web of events, and balances the comedy with the main plot seamlessly. The comedy is top notch and it had me laughing OUT LOUD and rooting for characters- The personalities, the struggles, the past conflicts and where characters are at headspace wise and growth wise feels very realistic and it draws you in.

And I love the art so much. It's unique and stands out and the colors are so fitting for the characters, and I've drawn fanart for this series already don't @ me, I already ship crowxnic and they are the cutest. when canon? when kiss for real? That ends my lil essay about this series. Celly is super nice! So, go find them on Instagram or the site formerly know as Twitter. -> Sunnycelly. (this links to instagram) And go read this comic! NOW go FORTH and read some buddy cop BL for goodness sake. (it's not LISTED as a romance, but I see the BROMANCE) (I was so sold on the comedy of the series though too, I cannot express enough how engaging this series is. I love it an unhealthy amount)

#Equalize #webtoons #Tapas #Buddy cop BL #Buddy cop BL is now a new genre #Make it law #Webcomics #I should make a video #but that would require editing WORK #and I'm laaaazy #I don't think the romance is the focus #but it's MY focus #Crime drama mystery #mystery #buddy cop #please read this series #I need friends to read it so we can talk about it #plz

[disco-tea]

You’re so right, Seeing Red really did not have to happen like that. Spike’s epiphany that he needed to get his soul back didn’t have to happen in the form of any sort of horrible violence, whether it be attempted rape, murder, or anything else in that ballpark. It could have just been a simple realization. But nope, Whedon HAD to choose the shock value route despite both everyone on the writing team AND the actors involved telling him it was a bad idea.

Oh op…the unbridled rage I have within me over seeing red…one of those things in canon I would truly like to legitimately light on fire. One of the things that makes me think, yeah, I could actually strangle Whedon. Admittedly, this kind of turned into a bit of a rant and I’m sorry op I just sorta dumped all my thoughts because I have a lot of them, but I don’t talk about this a lot because it’s a subject that makes me uncomfy. Anyway, imma put the rest of this under the cut.

But anyway, you know…I don’t *personally* vibe with most of S6, I just don’t vibe with it because I don’t think it had to be that way. And I totally get people who do think it’s interesting, it is to a degree, but I don’t love it because it feels inconsistent to me, because I don’t feel like it fits with where the characters were development-wise. I don’t think it had to be that way, and to me, it feels like a poor attempt at a slap in the face to the audience who wanted Spike and Buffy together. Like “see. See how bad this is? This is why it won’t work and you were stupid for thinking it would.”

But all that aside…I could’ve gotten over the rest of the season, I could’ve dealt with anything but THAT. People talk about like…’ violating the trust between audience and creator.’ THAT DID IT. Every other stupid writing choice aside, there was NO REASON to subject your audience and your actors and your writers to that. It’s one thing when the actors and the audience go into something knowing they’re going to be dealing with that subject matter, but to throw that in 6 seasons down the road and furthermore with the purpose of demonizing a character you were mad the audience was sympathizing with is truly one of the shitiest things you could do as a writer and just a person in charge in general. To do that to the audience that is invested and to the actors who are IN CONTRACT. And in the last leg of the season no less, when nobody knew it was coming and didn’t have any prior warning.

And see…that’s the other thing. The thing about it that really pisses me off…it didn’t add anything meaningful to the conversation about that subject. It didn’t tell an impactful story about the subject, literally the only reason for it was to manufacture an excuse for ‘redemption’ he low key already had and to prove to the audience he was a bad person after they’d spent 3 seasons showing us how he was becoming a better person and really wasn’t that bad.

It was shitty and a cheap shot, and not something anybody asked for.

And again, it just makes me so mad. Not only that they did it in the first place, not only because it was out of character, but then because they went there and did THAT...later on they started acting like he was that kind character all along, (as of he wasn’t the type of person who seriously preferred monogamy and who loved his vampire wife so much, and was mostly interested in the violence and fighting aspect of being a vampire)

And yeah, I get they felt like they were trying to line up with continuity, but the way S7 pushed the ‘yeah, soulless Spike was always a r*pist’ narrative is one of those things that really rankles me. Because they act like it was a given, like this has been something canon all along, as if they didn’t start season 6 leaving him and trusting him with the care of a freaking teenage girl. A teenage girl who then they had Spike drag into the conversation about that, and yeah, don’t get me wrong, I like the latter half of the speech in Never Leave Me, and I get Spike is trying to get Buffy to kill him and that’s a good way to do it, but it’s the way they bring Dawn into that and frame him that way as if he was ever anything but good and protective and caring towards her. As if he’d ever lay a finger on her.

And my final thought in that vein, about how it was stupidly out of character, is that if you ever watch Spike’s reaction in Crush (when Buffy implies the only chance he had with her was when she was unconscious)…it’s the look of realization and then horror and disgust as he processes her words, and I will take that any day over whatever the hell Whedon thought he was doing with seeing red.

But yeah…anywho, circling back around to the original subject, it certainly didn’t have to be THAT, to make him go get the soul. You know what would have worked just as well, and literally would’ve lined up with canon? Spike being heartbroken and upset and somebody saying something harsh to him and it pushes him over the edge. THAT CANONICALLY HAPPENED TO HIM TWICE. That’s what ultimately led to him becoming a vampire, that is literally why he tried to stake himself in Doomed, because he was already upset, and Xander had finally had it with him and said something, and then he literally tried to stake himself.

There was just so many better ways to handle not only the subject of the soul, but Spike’s character in general.

#btvs asks #tw rape mention #rape mention tw

[silentwillowwhisperer]

I guess you guys get to know more about me.

Alright guys Imma do this because my writer's block is being mean to me and I have a headache from crying too much. (Don't worry, I'm fine, I'll explain later in this post.)

Oh and before I forget, thank you @lady-of-nightmares-and-sin for the tag.

I apologize for my mega-long ramble answers.

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Named after anyone?

Noop. I have actually never met anyone with the same name as me, though there is a name that comes close that I hear ALL THE TIME. People won't even read my name all the way and just assume that it's the more common version, and it veeery slightly ticks me off.

2. Last time you cried?

Today! It is the last day of school, and an important person/mentor/counselor/friendly-figure is leaving to go to another school closer to her house. Ummmmn... I kinda sobbed for 50 minutes straight, and EVERYONE was staring at me until they started crying too because this important figure is a SAINT and we a love her. I was the worst though. Once I start, I absolutely CANNOT stop. (My friends were all extremely concerned for me, but that's ok, goddammit I'm gonna see these people again next year, I totally just broke down in front of all these people, crap.)

3. Do you have any kids?

Agh. No. I'm... no. Would I be interested later in life? Perhaps. For now Imma try to survive my younger siblings. Also, I'm holding off on dating for a while, (by that I mean like 2-5 years). And even then it would be a long time before I would even CONSIDER raising a child with someone. So I don't have to worry about me-spawns for a good bit.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Nah, that doesn't fit my personality very well. However, I do this thing where I'll turn up the brightness in my voice and say something that's supposed to be sarcastic and no one can ever tell if I'm being serious or not. Wow. I doubt that any of that made sense.

5. What is the first thin g you notice about people?

Their actions and/or habits. I tend to pick up on other people's fidgets really fast. Also, I'm not even gonna approach you if you don't act like a decent human being through the way you move. In theory, that makes no sense, but I swear I'm not judgmental, I have a process.

6. Color of your eyes?

They look black, but they're obviously just suuuper dark brown. They look kinda cool when I hold a flashlight up to them though. By that I mean that you can see the 3-Dness of them, but they don't have much color in general.

7. Scary movie of happy ending?

Guys. Do I seem like the kind of person who can deal with scary crap? No. Hard pass. I'm an animation child. Lemme tell you, the ending of She-Ra was TOP TEIR. I was crying my eyes out and screeching at the cuteness of this CANONIC GAY COUPLE at the same time. You know what? I'm giving you homework. Go watch She-Ra if you haven't already, and if you have come talk to me about how hot Scorpia is.

8. Any special talents?

I love how these questions are meant to be interesting, but I'm not an interesting person. I... can do a clover with my tongue?

9. Where were you born?

Normally I wouldn't answer, but I'm proud so Imma tell you. California. Now leave before I start singing California Girls.

10. Hobbies?

Stop I'm so basic. Art, reading, writing, music, taking pictures of my friends and stashing them away for further use (Whaaat, no, me? Creepy? Neveeeer.)

11. Pets?

Do my siblings count? JK, no, I love them (88% of the time). I'm not even gonna start on my ramble in here, I'd rather not write (another) paragraph answer.

12. Sports?

Nope, stay away, noooooo.

13. Height?

These questions are starting to freak me out. Can someone stalk you based on height??? I know I sound paranoid, but stay away.

14. Favorite subject in school?

Social Studies! Though people have said that next year's course is gonna be boring.

15. Dream job?

Therapist/phycologist of some kind. Talking to other people about their problems makes me reaaally unreasonably happy. I have this one friend who likes to talk to me because something about my weird eccentric self giving her advice helps her, and as much as I don't like seeing her sad, when she is it makes me feel very helpful and valued. Anyway, if any of you ever need to talk, I'm always willing to lend an ear. <3

I'd also like to be an author because, writing. That's all I'm gonna say about that.

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Once again, thank you for the tag.

I'm tagging:

@lilcatastrophe (sorry, I do this to you a lot)

@haunted-glassesgurl

@blobfish-whisperer

No pressured, feel free to ignore me! Byeeee!

#i was tagged #i'm rambling again #tawny post

[yashaslionett]

Thank you @omniscientwreck for the tag. Here are my 15 Questions for 15 Mutuals!

1. Are you named after anyone?

Birth name? No. The name I go by now: hell yeah☀️

2. When was the last time you cried?

Well I’m reading Detransition, Baby by Torrey Peters right now and I cried this afternoon when I got to a certain point in a character’s flashback.

3. Do you have kids?

Nope.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

No, almost never. I speak very genuinely and have a tough time discerning when other people are using sarcasm.

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

I’m not gonna lie- I am way too freaked out about making sure I’m staring at their eyes the proper way to notice much about them.

6. What’s your eye color?

As it was called when I was younger: poop brown!

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Not a huge scary movie fan so Imma say happy endings. My real preference is sad foreign movies or movies where they beat up Nazis (Inglorious Basterds my beloved).

8. Any special talents?

I used to have relative pitch! My piano teacher would have me turn my back, then he played a note/chord, and I could guess what it was (for example: F# minor.) But I haven’t had access to a piano in a while so I don’t know if it still holds true. :(

9. Where were you born?

Copying in the fashion of the person who tagged me- 600+ miles from where I live now.

10. What are your hobbies?

D&d, gay yearning, rock climbing

11. Do you have any pets?

Nope, but I have been researching getting a snake!

12. What sports do you play/have played?

Basketball and softball, and I suppose rock climbing if that counts?

13. How tall are you?

5’9” (in true dude fashion, I am rounding up ever so slightly 😉 but I would have been an inch and a half taller than 5’9” if I didn’t have a Seriously Fucked Up spine.)

14. Favourite subject in school?

Math and english. Which is hilarious because I did not study either of those in college.

15. Dream job?

Doing whatever I can to make the world a better place. It would be fun if that was through my music or my writing. Making a positive impact on the people I care about is also a priority. 💕

Any mutuals that want to- consider this your tag!

#this was fun #thanks for the tag!

[impala67-aka-baby]

#I was like??? #the hell #i woke up 10 minutes ago #i opened tumblr #and imma nope no no freaking way my way out #like #again #destiel went canon #in russian this time #supernatural #spn #dean winchester #castiel #deancas #destiel #casdean #deastiel #dean x castiel #dean x cas

[gorillageek27]

Blake takes oscar to qrow*

Blake: i'll let you two get acquainted, good luck and i will see you later

Oscar: wait why good luck? Why good luck?

22 minutes later

Blake: its been 20 minutes and nobody's been in a room with qrow that long, and i'm starting to get freak out. Should i call the police?

Oscar: *comes out the office whistling*

Blake: eh. Hey buddy. How was. Are you okay?

Oscar: yeah. I dont know why i wouldnt be okaym qrow? Cause he's nice, we got along, we talked for a bit, and shot the shit. It was great.

Blake: oh great.

Oscar: yeah. Nice guy

Blake: imma go have a drink

Oscar: okay *checks to see blake is gone* THAT WAS SO FUCKING SCARY. So for like five minutes he just point a gun at my head, and told me i don't what real pain is, and I dont if he wanted to make me feel the pain or he just wanted me to check my privilege or something, but either way it made me really socially anxious. He told me things i didnt know about myself. For like 10 minutes i was just crying. I dont if i played that off well or not but nope here its comes again. *oscar crying in the corner* is he watching? Don't don't don't look!. *oscar cries again* at one point he just put his hands to my lips and told "sshhh" then he told me my parents names. I'm adopted! I don't know my parents names! I guess i dont know if he's right. He could have made that shit upm

#rwby #blake belladonna #oscar pine #qrow branwen #teamfourstar #unabridged

[g-on-ef]

Hey I was wondering if you're still a fan of Helluva Boss and what you thought of the latest episode?

@megashadowdragon asked: have you watched helluva boss episode 6 which came out today ( if you were unaware) what are your thoughts

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It warms my heart to know you guys ask for my opinion ^^ now let's get down to business

WARNING THIS REVIEW WILL BE A NEGATIVE ONE WIT A HINT OF POSITIVITY THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS ON THE EPISODE YOU DONT HAVE TO AGREE WIT THEM BUT DONT WASTE MY TIME WIT YOUR NEED TO ATTACK ME FOR HAVING THOUGHTS OF MY OWN YOU HAVE BEEN WARN

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To answer both questions yes I still watch Helluva Boss however after their latest episode I think I will just stick to writing fanfiction about Blitz and Striker as well as stick to whatever content the fandom creates.

This episode if Imma be honest with you guys was not worth the wait, hell I was literally tempted to leave the episode as it just didn’t have my attention as the others.

The episode had some decent moments where I was chuckling a little but other than that I wasn’t that into it, to be honest the bad out weigh the good. 

Also I wanna add that a while ago I wrote how Vivzipop and her crew did not know how to handle complex characters or complex scenes and I was right, this show and their crew do not know how to handle mature topics without reducing them into a joke but we are getting ahead of ourselves so let’s start with the pros, the cons, and everything in between.

Let’s start of with the pros,

Loona knowing when Blitz was being serious was a nice touch, it showed that even if Loona acts like she doesn’t care about Blitz she actually pays attention to him and knows when he is being serious and when he is joking around.

Moxxie was the true MVP his interaction with the agents had me smiling as well enjoying his moments.

Blitz protecting Moxxie

STRIKER !!!! I am a simp for this imp and I’ll take whatever crumbs I can get to see him ^^

Verosika, Fitzorallia, love them, love them 

And that’s it...to be honest that’s it...like other than that that’s basically all that I like from that episode...

Now let’s get into the rest of this episode...

Okay was anyone other than me confused as to why they decided now was a good time to introduce the agents so late in the game?

Like at this point I am convinced that Vivizie and her crew are just winging it.

The agents were literally thrown in the show and it felt outta the blue, like I said it feels like Vivizie and her crew don’t know what they are doing and are just throwing things together like they could’ve given us hints that the agents were watching them, or give us a hint that they were being spied on, it didn’t even have to be big it could have just been small.

An example would be from my favorite book series Cirque Du Freak, in the first book Mr. Crepsely (a main character in the book) mentions something small that will become huge in later books, it was small but allowed the reader to be curious it gave the reader that something big was coming and we should be prepared.

Like I said it was a small hint but I left me curious and wanting to read more to find out more about what is going on.

Helluva boss didn’t do that it just threw this new idea and new characters without giving the others to grow.

If they gave us a hint that they were being watched it wouldn’t have felt like that idea came outta nowhere.

Also was I the only one that was uncomfortable with the way Blitz kept making jokes about the agent’s dead mom? I’m sorry but that was just wrong on soooo many levels.

Also with the truth serum thing...why did they use it if they weren’t even gonna get answers like again this came outta nowhere because the truth serum was supposed to make them speak the truth not look like they were tripping on acid. On less I missed something please let me now if I did.

Also to be honest the whole confession thing was once again treated like a joke, especially when Blitz asked Moxxie why he let Millie peg him, ummm...an emotional scene like that shouldn’t have jokes of any kind surrounding it, especially when it was supposed to be a heartfull moment.

Now Blitz ... okay Blitz and his vision was a little decent but I also didn’t like it.  A lot of people had their speculation especially with the Stolas scene but the more I look at it the more I see it as a bittersweet moment.

Revealing that he was afraid of intamacy wasn’t that big of a surprised since we already knew that like it was nice for conformation.

Okay now onto the Sto*itz moment in the song ... like I said this was bittersweet moment,

People interpet the scene as how Blitz is afraid to love Stolas others saw it as Blitz was still chained to Stolas and would only be free if he and Stolas talk it out and another mentioned how he was forever chained to Stolas and how toxic the relationship between the two is.

Honestly I viewed it as how Blitz will be forever trapped in situations like this were he is to afraid to love someone or love himself and unless he comes to terms with his own demons he’ll forever be trapped in an endless cycle of pain and misery.

Now onto why I think that that Vivizie and her crew can’t handle mature themes.

Two characters have just had a revelation about their relationship with one another and instead of being honest with each other it gets turned into a joke...again...

Moxxie told Blitz what he felt and Blitz told him he treats him like shit cause its tough love...da freak ??? You just had a moment where you realized you pushed everyone away because you were afraid to be alone so you rather push everyone away so you have an excuse to let them leave and instead of admitting to that you just tell Moxxie it was all tough love.

Not to mentioned that you’re giving compliments and than tell him your done because your out of compliments...again you had a huge revelation and instead of giving the characters time to digest what they went through you just toss it to the side. 

Another thing that pissed me off was how right after a huge moment you throw in a fight scene...I...why...just why ???

You had an emotional scene (that had no build up) but than throw it to the side for a fight scene that shouldn’t have been added at all.

Like the minute Millie and Loona saved them they should’ve opened up a portal and take them away not waste time on fighting only for them to get caught in the end.

Like I literally feel like they wasted all that time on animation than on writing and planning what they wanted from this.

Like again they had an emotional connection/scene and threw it to the side for some fight scenes which was a disappointment because had Loona and Millie saved them  and take them home Blitz could’ve had some major character development and the four of them could have a heartfelt scene admitting everything that bothers them and help them get closer. 

Nope, they decided to just throw a fight scene why I don’t know but it bothers me how they just tossed an emotional scene for some action scenes.

So yeah I am not happy with how that was handle at all.

Let’s also get to the Loona and Millie scenes...Millie crying for Moxxie once again made no sense as we never seen Millie care for Moxxie, hell she cares more for Blitz than Moxxie which is fucked up.

Hell when Moxxie was being critizied by her parents she didn’t do much to defend him hell Sally Mae was more honest with him than Millie.

Honestly Millie feels like she is being written by twenty different people who don’t know what they want from her.

And Loona, Loona could seriously be written outta the episode and nothing would changed.

Also they truly refused to let their characters grow seriously Moxxie was still treated like shit by Blitz in the end so yeah no character growth at all.

And now onto the last scene with Stolas and Blitz ... holy shit man Imma be honest with you guys Stolas asking for sex after saving them feels fucked up, to me it felt like the only reasons he saved the imps is so that he doesn’t get in trouble and for Blitz to reward him for saving them.

Again they could’ve had Stolas saving them and they could have had a heart to heart moment nope we had to toss all that emotional build up (if one can call it that) and toss it to the side for cheap jokes and a horny owl.

needless to say I was beyond disappointed with this episode and with the way they handle the “saddest” scene in the episode I am scared to see how they will handle the other scenes.

AGAIN I honestly don’t see why this episode took so long and I feel like Vivzie and her crew are more focus on the animation than anything else which sucks because this show has so much potential and it is being thrown to the side for pretty designs and shipping moments. 

Anywhore that’s my thought on this show let me know what you guys think ^^

~GoNEF out ^^

#answers asked #anonymous #Anon #megashadowdragon #helluva boss #helluva critical #anti stolas #anti stolitz

[blackmissfrizzle]

Skin

Pairing: Angel Reyes x black!reader

Summary:Angel gets to see your dancing skills.

Warnings: Smut

A/N: Inspired by a conversation with @tomhardydallasstarsgirl​. Also a special dedication to @starrynite7114​

I strongly suggest listening to Rihanna’s Skin while reading.

Coco was dragging the Mayans to a dance studio. The girl he was seeing at the time invited him to see her routine. “I don’t understand why we don’t just go to a strip club.” Gilly complained as they made their way through the parking lot. “This is free, man! They may not be naked, but you might get a lap dance. Now stop complaining!” Coco stomped out his cigarette and put some pep in his step.

Trish and her group just finished performing their rendition and now it was your group’s turn. “Oh, there he is!” Crystal whispered excitedly to you. Turning around you saw Coco waving at Crystal with the rest of the Mayans behind him.

Immediately, you started freaking out. None of them could see you like this. Especially, your best friend Angel. They all thought you were an innocent schoolteacher, not some dancing vixen.

You went out to seek reprieve from your other best friend and dance instructor, but she was already shaking her head no. “C’mon Nic, please! You perform with the group!”

“Nope! This is kismet. The forces at be wants you and Angel to bang and who am I to deny them?” Before you could stop her, she began to introduce you and your group. “Anddd, we have a special little treat,” Nikki stood behind you and clipped the microphone to the bottoms under your sweatpants. “Miss. Y/N here will be singing as well as dancing.”

Angel quirked an eyebrow at you saying, “Really?” In return you gave him a small smile and shrugged.

As the best starts, the dance studio dims to a blueish purple color, setting the mood that you’re singing about. The further along the song played, the more you got into it and stopped worrying about what Angel would think. Usually, you would find an unsuspecting target to sing and dance to, but instinctively you zeroed in on Angel. Tonight, he was gonna be the object of your desire.

I got a secret that I wanna show you, oh

I got a secret so, I'mma drop em to the floor, oh

You teased as if you were gonna strip out of your sweats and when you didn’t you swore you heard Angel say ‘fuck’. His eyes got fiery and you knew you had him under your spell, so you gave him a sly little smile. Angel raised another eyebrow saying, ‘You better quit while you’re ahead’, but did you listen? Hell no!

Go deep, I'mma throw it at you Can you catch it? Don't hold back You know I like it rough

You hit the squat, tugged on your own hair and bit your lip. “Oh shit!” Coco was there for Crystal, but he couldn’t help but be entranced by you. Angel hit him in his stomach when he caught him lurking at you too long for his tastes. “Look at your own fucking girl.”

“Hate to break it to you mano, but everyone’s staring at your girl.” Angel looked around and Coco was right. His brothers were getting their eyeful of you, even his baby brother. “Really, Ezekiel?”

“Sorry man. It’s like she’s a fucking siren.” They were so consumed with arguing within themselves they didn’t notice that you were slowly strutting towards Angel.

So why you standin' over there witcha clothes on?

Baby, strip down for me, go on, take 'em off

Don't worry, baby, I'mma meet you halfway

'Cause I know you wanna see me

Angel held his breath as he watched your body move towards him. He always knew you had a banging body, but the way you moved confirmed it. His eyes followed every little move you made.

Almost there (ha, ha)

So baby don't stop what you're doing (Uh-huh, ah)

Softer than a mutha, boy, I know you wanna touch

Breathing down my neck, I can tell you wanna (No-o-ow)

Finally, you were close to Angel. You had sung into his ear as you slid your hand down his chest to his sizable crotch. “Querida, you’re playing a dangerous fucking game. You better be sure you can handle the consequences.” Oh, he was really pissed, but not as pissed as he was about to be.

I got a secret that I wanna show you, oh

I got a secret so, I'mma drop em to the floor, oh

Unlike the other time, you weren’t a tease and took off your sweats and over shirt, revealing solid black bikini bottoms covered in fishnet shorts with a black bikini top to match.

No heels, no shirt, no skirt, all I'm in is just skin

No jeans, take 'em off, wanna feel your skin

You a beast, oh, you know that I like that skin

Come here baby, all I wanna see you in is just skin

O-o-oh, oh, oh, oh your skin

O-o-oh, oh, oh, oh just skin

O-o-oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm lovin' your skin

Oh, oh

The male dancers joined in and it was practically dry humping to Angel. The chemistry between you and your partner had him seething. To Angel it seemed that if your dance partner could, he would’ve fucked you right then and there. “Imma kill him,” Angel muttered to himself.

“Calm down, playboy. Look,” EZ pointed out to you walking towards him again.

All I wanna see you in is just skin

All I wanna see you in is just skin

Oooh

All I wanna see you in

All I wanna see you in is your skin, oh

You circled around Angel as if he was your prey, but in reality, you were his. He’d have to show you as soon as this song was over. His eyes followed you as you circled him. He wasn’t missing one second of this. As you surrounded him you took off his kutte and put it on yourself. Angel knew he was gonna fuck you once he saw you started dancing, but when you put his kutte on he knew he was gonna fuck you while you wear that and nothing else.

The song continued to slow down, and you slid your back against Angel’s front as if he were a human pole. “Y/N,” he growled, warning you, but you weren’t listening.

You were no longer singing, but the instrumental kept playing. The outro was freestyle, so you let the music flow through you and did whatever came to you naturally. And naturally you wanted to tease Angel. Since you near the ground, you slid down to your chest to arch your back. To go a bit further, you slid your hand under your body to grab your clothed pussy.

You couldn’t see, but you could hear the little commotion of the Mayans behind you. It sounded like Angel was ready to snatch you right off the floor and the others had to stop him.

Rolling over your head, you hit the splits which earned you cheers from the other dancers. Looking over your shoulder at Angel while biting your lip, you bounced up and down. He tilted his head at you and clenched his fists. You could tell he was hanging on by a thread, but you just weren’t through with him yet.

Crystal and you got together and began grinding on one another until you got into a squat, twerking on one another. But this time your eyes were on Coco. When Angel saw he wasn’t in your eyesight, he moved to stand in front of Coco. “Angel, move! I can’t help it if Y/N wants to look at a real man,” he teased. “Man, fuck you!”

You could see that Angel could possibly start wrestling Coco, so you removed yourself from Crystal and started popping one butt cheek at a time. That kept Angel’s attention until the song was over.

Everyone applauded your group. Yahir, your dance partner came and gave you a hug. “Damn, Y/N you did the damn thing!”

“Thanks! You weren’t too bad,” you joked, nudging his shoulder. Your conversation didn’t last too long because Angel with your duffel came and interrupted it. He kissed the side of your forehead and whispered into your hair only low enough for you to hear. “Tell your friend goodbye before I beat his fucking ass.”

“But I want to see everyone else dance.”

“Nah, we got some business to handle, querida.”

Yahir stretched his hand across your body to shake Angel’s hand. “You must be Angel. Y/N talks about you all the time.” Angel gave him a weak shake. “Yeah, I’m sure she does. Anyway, we gotta go.” Angel didn’t even attempt to say bye, he just drugged you to the door.

“Bye, Y/N!” Coco told you as you walked pass him and Crystal. “Bye Johnny,” you sung, giving him a flirtatious smile.

Angel tugged you even harder, making his brothers laugh at him. “Go straight home, no pit stops. Understand me?”

“Yes Angel.” You snatched your keys out of his hands. “Want your kutte back?”

“Nah,” he pressed his hands on your shoulders. “I like you in it.”

Angel kept close to you, not letting a car come in between you two as he followed behind. He even got off his bike before you were able to turn off your car. It was like he was glued to you. He was so damn close to you as you unlocked the door that you could feel his hardon.

When you finally entered your house, Angel threw your things to the side, lifted you in his arms and carried you to your room. “Yo ass like showing out, huh?”

“Angel, what are you talking about? Matter of fact put me down. Best friends don’t act like this.” You tried to wiggle your way down, but Angel held you tighter right on his erection. “Best friends also don’t grab their pussy in front of each other while singing about fucking. But I ain’t trying to be your best friend.”

“Then what are you trying to be, Angelito?”

“Your man.” His lips hovered over yours. “Hmm, I don’t know if I want that. I know Crystal doesn’t mind sharing, so there would be no problem for me getting at Coco.”

Angel threw you on the bed and ripped your fishnet shorts and bikini bottoms. His tongue surrounded your clit. He suckled on it like he was eating a peach. “Angel!” You wrapped your hands in his ebony hair, pulling on it when he wouldn’t give you release.

He lifted his head and licked his lips. “It ain’t nice to tease, is it?”

“No,” you cried out. “Then who’s pussy is this?”

You should’ve just let it go and comply, but your whole friendship with Angel was built on teasing and you weren’t about to stop it now. “Mm, I’m still stuck between Coco and Yahir. Maybe I’m leaning more towards Yahir. Did you see how he practically pounded my pus-”

Angel caught you off with his dick. Now you were a mumbling mess. “Huh, what was that mami?” He cupped his ear, pinning you down with his other hand. Still no words could be formed. Never in your life have you had the delicious mix of pain and pleasure. Angel was stretching you out in all the the right ways. “Angel, please. Move.” You were gripping onto his wrist from how intense he felt.

“Nah, not until you tell me who this sweet pussy belongs to.” It was killing Angel not to move, but he knew he had to wait you out. “Shit, Angel you! You own this pussy, my body, my heart!”

A lone tear fell down Angel’s cheek. “I love you, Y/N. Always have. Let me show you.” Angel began moving, giving you slow, deep powerful strokes.

Cupping his face, you leaned up to kiss him. “I love you, Angel.”

Your proclamation drove Angel crazy. It was the words he’s been waiting years to hear. He tore his kutte and your top off your body and flipped you over on your knees. “Give me that arch that you were throwing in my face earlier,” Angel ordered with a smack to your ass.

A thrill ran through you, but you were a little upset that he took his kutte off you. “I thought you wanted to fuck me with your kutte on.” You looked behind you and shook your ass a little.

Angel kissed you down your spine, making you shiver with each one. “We got time for that later. Right now I need to feel your skin against mines.” Angel slid right in, causing you and Angel to spill out a harmonious, “Fuck.”

This time Angel fucked you faster, but still hitting you deep. “Look at my dirty little puta creaming all over my cock.”

“Angel,” you whined, reaching behind you, trying to push him away. It was too much. He was too much. The pleasure, the ecstasy was overcoming you.

Angel grabbed both of your wrists and held them with one of his hands. “Nah, take this dick. Keep that same energy you had earlier.”

He was brutal with how good he was making your body feel. Every time he felt you lose a bit of your arch, Angel would pull out of you until it was just like he liked it. “Don’t be getting lazy on me now.”

“Please, daddy! Let me cum!” You begged on the verge of tears. “Only because you asked nicely.” Angel let go of your wrists and snaked his hand under you to rub on your clit. The added pressure had you falling apart, screaming Angel’s name.

“Shit, querida, I’m cumming.” Angel pulled out of you, jerking himself off until his seed coated your back. He got all primal and possessive when he saw you covered in his cum. You felt Angel fingers dip into his cum on your back. “Angel, what are you doing?” You asked tiredly. “Just making you mines.” He snapped a picture of his work and showed it to you.

With all the energy you could muster up you turned towards him and rolled your eyes. “Really, Angel? AIR?”

He shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly. “There wasn’t enough for Angel Ignacio Reyes.” Throwing a pillow at him, you hit him in the face. “I hate you!”

“I love you, too,” he chuckled, pulling you both to lay down and get some rest before round 2.

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[vroomvroommuppett]

lights out - derek morgan (baufem!reader)

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based on 7 x 13 of brooklyn 99 (the one where amy has mac). it won’t be the same exact storyline , but it’ll be similar. there are some parts imma skip , bc i just don’t see it happening. and it’ll be really long

warnings : child birth , pregnancy , some language

you and derek had been married for a year and a half and you were due any day with your first child.

you were taking to jj , penelope , and emily. “well today is my last day before maternity leave”

“how long will you be gone?” emily asked

“3 months”

“well we’ll miss you” garcia said

just then derek and spencer walked up to you and the girls

“babe , shouldn’t you be sitting down?”

“i’m fine der”

“so derek , you ready to be a dad?” hotch asked. he and rossi joined the conversation at the same time derek did

“yeah”

“everyone go home and get some rest. l/n , we’ll see you in 3 months.” hotch said

him and rossi walked out together. they got into the elevator when the lights went out

“you’ve got to be kidding” derek said

you all walked to the windows and saw that everyone lost power

“you know, i’ve always kind of liked blackouts. listen to how quiet it is. it’s so peaceful” emily said.

after she said that everything went haywire

“nope, it immediately turned into a purge. way to go, quantico. all right, let’s suit up!” emily said.

you all walked back into the bullpen.

“maybe it’s not so bad out there. i mean, none of our phones are ringing.” emily said.

“that’s because all the cell towers are down. nobody has landlines anymore so they can’t call in” spencer replied.

“huh, really makes you think about society’s reliance on modern technology, doesn’t it?” jj asked.

“no” you said

“yeah me neither. i just thought maybe that’s how you see it.” jj replied.

“so only rossi and hotch can initiate actual blackout protocol, but i don’t see them anywhere” you said

“guys, where did our dads go?” reid said

meanwhile in the elevator...

“hello! anyone? we’re stuck in the elevator!” hotch said

“can’t you yell any louder? use those big strong lungs” rossi asked.

“what is with you?” hotch asked.

“i’m sorry. this is a nightmare of mine. i have a phobia of elevators.”

“i think it’ll be fine. a walter beverly”

“the clown prince of the department of buildings. you’ve made it so much worse! HELP!”

on the 6th floor...

“yeah they’re trapped in there” derek said

“we have to call maintenance” spencer said.

“or hear me out, we leave them in there forever, and move on emotionally” derek replied.

that earned him a smack on the back of the head by you.

“no. call the maintenance” you told garcia.

she left

“all right as the person put in charge when hotch is gone and not trapped in a box, i’ll take charge” you said.

“uh shouldn’t you be taking it easy? you’re on maternity leave” spencer said

“spence, i’m fine, and this is an emergency” you replied

“buses aren’t running and we’re gonna have a lot of people on the street. so i’m going to call mounted divison to help with crowd control” you said.

“jj, i want you and morgan to go to the power substation. that’s where the transformer exploded. work with esu, get us a timetable for the power being restored, and hurry!” you said.

“wow, look at my pregnant wife taking charge. i don’t know whether to be proud or turned on” derek said.

“i said hurry”

“oh my gosh it’s both”

with that jj and derek left.

at the substation…

“hey, what happened?” derek asked.

“someone lost control of their car, jumped the curb, went through the fence, and rammed into the transformer. guy must have been drunk. there was an empty bottle of vodka on the floor of the car.” the officer replied

“okay, jj , i see two possibilities. one, he was vaporized into a being of pure electricity, becoming a supervillian known only as “the surge freak."

“seems unlikely.” the officer said

“yeah, I know, officer rick, that's why I said there were two possibilities. he probably just hobbled off so he wouldn't get a dui. here, we'll follow this very obvious trail of blood. happy now?” derek said.

the officer walked away

“stupid officer rick and his stupid joyless approach to life. come on.” derek said.

back at the bau…

“we should have all ambulances on call. i want an open line of communication with dot, and I want someone from the da down here so we don't get cases thrown out. i need a pair of sweatpants, and check again on that status update from esu. all right, go go go!” you said.

“what do you need the sweatpants for?” garcia asked.

“my water just broke, which reminds me, we should be prepared to distribute emergency water and food.”

“your water just broke?!” garcia, reid, and emily said

“we need to go to a hospital right now. i don't want a burst happening around me. it’s way too gross.” emily said.

“i'm nowhere near giving birth. i haven't even lost my mucus plug.”

“y/n, you need to get the [bleep] out of here.” emily said.

“i'm sorry my baby grosses you out, emily.”

“i’m excited to meet your baby when it's clean and wearing clothes, and not blasting out of you.”

“i'm just at the start of my labor. i haven't even had my first contrac... - ...tion.”

“was that a contraction?” garcia asked.

“no. that was just a crazy yawn. fine, look...i don't have to go to the hospital until my contractions are three minutes apart and last for at least 45 seconds.”

“yeah, but don't you need to go home and pack some stuff?” garcia said.

“i’'ll be fine. anderson, you have a hospital go-bag at your desk, right?”

“yep, what do you need? one-day, three-day, coma kit?” anderson replied

“i rest my case”

“morgan, you there?” emily asked over a walkie talkie.

“yeah, what's up?

“you gotta get back here right now. y/n’s water broke.”

“what? when? did she lose her mucus plug?”

“i can't believe you're making me say this, but she thinks she lost her mucus plug yesterday, but mistook it for normal discharge.

“how thick was it? was it clear or milky? was it bloody?"

“morgan, i think it's very cool that you've learned this, very progressive. just get back here, now!

“copy.”

back in the elevator...

“don't worry, maintenance is on the job.” the maintenance guy said.

“hear that, hotch? we're gonna die in here. we're marked for death!”

“okay, calm down, i have an idea. when my parents would fight and my dad got scary, i would take my little brother upstairs and to distract him, i'd teach him dance moves.”

“what kind of dance moves?”

“mostly '80s hip-hop. he loved salt-n-pepa.”

“no, i won't be doing that.”

the elevator made a noise.

“salt and pepper, you say?”

back in the bullpen...

“hey, what's the update from oem about the power coming back on?” you asked.

“yeah, they're working on it. so, listen, i've been timing your contractions.” emily said.

“what? how? i've been hiding them so well.”

“no, you have not.”

*flashback*

“there's too much radio chatter. let's try to keep non-emergency communications down to a...minimum.”

*flashback ends*

“they're happening every five minutes and they're lasting 20 seconds. your baby's coming.”

“it's still not active labor. don't worry! i'm not gonna have the baby here and get placenta all over your desk or whatever it is that you're afraid of.”

“wait, is placenta something that can get all over?”

“actually, technically…”

“you know what, don't answer that, i don't wanna know.”

“i promise i will go to the hospital as soon as…”

“y/n, just make the noise. you're not fooling anybody.” spencer said.

you yell as another contraction comes on.

“okay, your contractions are three minutes apart. it's officially time to go to the hospital.” emily said.

“not yet.”

“do you know how thin your cervix is right now? yeah, i'm worried, so I started reading the book i found on morgan’s desk. i do not want to be around when page 53 happens!”

“hank wants to know if we can cut emergency power to the third floor.” anderson said. “let me talk to him.” you said.

“hey! If you page 53 in front me, our relationship will never be the same.”

“make sure you don't look at page 214.”

“what? why?”

meanwhile, back in the elevator…

“mosey forward, name in lights, butt pop. comb your hair. now typing motion, pull it back. jump forward, pelvic pump.” rossi said.

“you got it! now, all we need to do is run it all together and do it at full speed.”

“i must say, hotch, this dancing is quite distracting. i've completely forgotten that we're trapped here in this death box inspected by bozo beverly between clown shows.”

“you know what, rossi? i don't think you are thrusting your butt enough before the name in lights.”

“yes, yes. i felt that. gosh, i love that note.”

“back to the top. i'll count us in. five, six, seven, eight.”

bullpen...

“hey, what's taking so long?” you asked the maintenance guy.

“look, i can do it safely or i can do it quickly.”

“do it quickly.”

“oh, i can't do it quickly. you called my bluff.”

just then the lights came back on.

elevator…

“we will never speak of this again.” rossi said.

they arrived back up and you were waiting for them.

“status update: i called in every officer i could. i green-lit double shifts and overtime. we're coordinating with the mounted division on traffic control. we haven't processed anyone, so there's a backlog of perps on the third floor, and i have to go to the hospital because my water broke.”

“you're having a baby?” y/n, this is so wond…” rossi said

you had a contraction and held onto rossi’s shoulders.

“we can just catch up after the baby comes.”

you, emily, garcia, rossi, hotch and spencer were in the conference room. just then, morgan called.

“der?”

“hey babe. i’m so sorry we’re not there yet. are you there yet? what room are you in?”

“the conference room.”

“what? why?”

“there isn't enough time. i have to have the baby here.”

“but me and my crazy crew made it to the hospital. that's our birth story!”

“screw your birth story, just get here!”

“you're giving birth at the precinct? is that safe?”

“it's gonna be okay. spencer said he can help. apparently he read a lot of books about labor and delivery when jj was pregnant just in case she gave birth and she wasn’t at the hospital.”

hotch took the phone

“morgan, she's gonna be okay. i just don't think she can talk right now.” hotch said.

“okay, just tell her that i love her, that i'll get there as fast as i can, and i’m trusting you pretty boy.”

hotch hung up and anderson and another agent walked in.

“hey, y/n, can we have a second?” anderson asked.

“grant, i’m kind of in the middle of something, you [bleep]!”

everyone looked at you.

“all right, all right.” rossi said.

“just come. we have something to show you.” the other agent said.

you all walked into an empty interrogation room.

“you made me a birthing suite?”

“gurney. fire blankets. night stick for back massage. soothing lighting.” anderson said.

“okay, y/n/n. i know you're in a lot of pain, but we don't have any meds here. you just gotta try not to focus on it.” emily, can you distract her?” spencer said.

“i got this. hey, y/n, they come out with any new binders recently?” emily asked.

“i don't want to talk about binders, emily.”

“all right, that was my big gun. she's just gonna feel this.”

just then hotch and rossi walked in.

“not necessarily. i was just checking to see if there was anything we could do to help. and i hate to say it, but i think there is.” rossi.

they walk into the interrogation room.

“oh, you think he's gonna get me drugs from evidence?”

“uh, no. something way weirder is happening.”

“hit it, hotch.”

♪ ah, push it ♪ ♪ ah, push it ♪ ♪ get up on this ♪ ♪ ah, push it ♪

“i am definitely distracted.”

emily pulled out her phone to record.

“oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.”

“i can see the head. emily get over here. i'm gonna need a second set of hands.”

“no, no, no, she really doesn't wanna be down on that end.”

“no, it's okay. i got this. i can close my eyes, right?”

“keep them open.”

“oh, damn it. just keep pushing, you're almost there.”

“oh, but derek’s not here yet.”

derek came busting through the door.

“yes i am! i'm here.”

“oh, derek.”

“i can't believe I made it. i'm gonna see the birth of my... we're on page 53! babe, we're on page 53.”

“i know!”

you screamed one last time and there was your baby.

hospital

you and derek were in a hospital bed holding your daughter. the team came in.

“well this will be a fun story to tell her when she’s older,” jj said

“thank you so much spence for helping” you said

he smiled

“anytime”

“what’s her name?” garcia asked

“mackynzie spencer morgan”

“aw”

“also thank you hotch and rossi for distracting me with the dance”

“what dance?”

“i have it on my phone” emily said

derek handed kynzie over to you and took the phone.

“also i need to write anderson an apology”

“why?” jj asked

“i may have cussed him out during a contraction.”

“congrats you too”

“thanks”

with that the team left and derek kissed you.

“i love you , babe”

“i love you too bubs”

“yeah also let’s wait at least a year to have another one”

“good idea”

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[fallenflowersfromgrace]

You said you don't plan to write that au where Eda and Lilith are in a band. So do you have any headcannons you can share instead? I really like that concept.

Okay, Anon. Thank you, first off.

If y'all are gonna be confused on what Imma bout to word vomit, check this out.

As for the HCs... it’s long.

Eda finds out about Luz when Camila and Eda go out for coffee one morning. There's a moment of panic because, "What if Cami is married?" Nope. There's no ring (which is good.)

Luz meets Eda when Eda is over at the house. Needless to say, the poor girl nearly has a heart attack cuz "You're not my mom." "I am not." (Yet.)

When Eda finds about the lack of Luz's social life ("Wait. You're home on a Friday night...during summer." "Yeah, I have nothing to do." "So you're just gonna sit here and do nothing?" "Not like I have friends to hang out with, Eda." "Screw that, kid. Get your jacket. I'm taking you for a night out.") it's just this massive bonding moment between the two of them. Eda tells Luz what her life was like before she became famous. And Luz really latches onto Eda because Eda is the first adult in her life (besides Camila) who is making an effort to know her.

It isn't until Eda starts venting to Camila that she wishes she could drop the fame and settle down does the idea of getting married seem more realistic.

The actual proposal is done with Luz's help (the girl nearly forgot how to breathe and a "YOU'RE GONNA BE MY MOM, YES!" came when Eda asked for her permission)

Lilith had no idea what to make of the Blight kids. She expected snobby, irritating, selfish brats...not twins who communicated with nothing but head nods and looks or a child who hardly ever spoke a word. If not for the fact she had to drive them to school in the morning, she would actually forget they were there.

They have a good laugh behind closed doors at the fact their mother pretty much illegally dropped Lilith's name. Panic then comes back because "What are we going to do if this Lilith lady doesn't take us?"

Ed and Em take about two weeks to do their assessment of Lilith. They realize she isn't a threat...mostly and won't hurt them and test the waters with snark and some conversation. Much to their surprise, Lilith can snark back too. (She’s been with Eda her whole life.)

Amity takes a bit longer, as her trust in parental figures is definitely shaky. It's when she accidently knocks a glass off the counter and Lilith's first reaction is a very concerned, "AMITY, ARE YOU OKAY?!" Does she start to open up more.

Amity (who is naturally a brunette) and the twins (also brunette) are absolutely floored when Lilith (who was dying her hair) asked them if they wanted their hair done. "Our parents would never let us do that." "They would kill us." "Good thing they're already dead." "They're probably turning over in their graves right now."

Lilith knows these kids haven't experienced a normal childhood. Not a single family vacation that wasn’t for business. Their friends are picked and evaluated. All have some sort of image to uphold. Plus she doesn't miss the way how all of them shrink away into the shadows of the apartment when she's irritated at other things. How loud noises make all three flinch.

Lilith takes them out for frozen yogurt at least three times a month.

There isn't a "who called Lilith mom first". It all happened in unison with the same playful sarcastic tone. "Don't burn the house down when I'm gone." "Yes, Mom." Needless to say Eda had to deal with ten minutes of Lilith freaking the hell out cuz "THEY CALLED ME MOM." and it took fifteen minutes to bribe the kids to come out of hiding and face her. It's all good though.

Eda and Lilith have been keeping in touch via video chatting, texting, and phone calls. As Eda is where Camila and Luz are (idk where that is) and Lilith (either in California or New York idk yet) is with the Blight kids.

Lilith is already planning the wedding when Eda said she met up with Camila.

Eda lost her shit when she finds out Lilith is stuck with three kids who she had no idea existed.

Eda tells Lilith first about proposing. It's silent before cheering comes on the other end and a "OH IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!" follows.

Lilith once absentmindedly called the Blight kids (who has she been referring to as "the kids") "my kids" and Eda loses her shit. "LILY, I'M AN AUNT!"

Lilith had the same reaction when Eda tells her about Luz.

There isn't even a talk about stepping back into the spotlight. But they do decide to do a final farewell for their fans.

BONUS

About a month before the wedding, Camila and Luz meet Lilith and the Blight kids. Amity and Luz are practically inseparable and the twins start placing bets when they get together.

Eda suggests to Camila about moving to the Clawthorne's sister hometown (Bonesborough). Luz is ecstatic when her moms suggest it.

Eda mentioned the idea of moving back home to Lilith (who realizes that isn't a bad idea) and asks the kids what they want to do (as their lease is almost up). The idea of moving away from their hometown, away from the life their parents brought them into, is all they need before three excited cheers of agreement follow.

Funny enough, the two sister’s end up living across the street from each other. Eda cracks a joke, "Just like when we were kids. Right across from each other."

The wedding is small and outdoors and took place in the evening. Somehow, Luz got her hands on fireworks and rigged them to go off the second her mom and step-mom kiss.

About a year after Lilith took the kids in, she placed adoption papers in front of them and asked what their opinions were. The siblings cried of happiness.

There's weekly gatherings at either Lilith's house or Eda’s...sometimes all the kids will hop between houses.

@zarieslayer @sugarlessbubblegum I thought y'all would wanna see this.

#the owl house #toh #lilith clawthorne #edalyn clawthorne #luz noceda #camila noceda #amity blight #edric and emira blight #my posts #my owl house au #long post #I might actually write a bunch of one-shots that connect for this. I'm tempted now. #puzzle pieces au

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

why do so many ppl love minerva?

Well, anon, you might be asking this question to the wrong person since I don’t really like Minerva. Well, at least I don’t like her nearly as much as a lot of people. 

She’s kinda become a character that annoys me more and more every time I replay TFS, but I’ve come to realize that’s mostly because she fucks up a lot in Violet’s character and story-- like hey, we have Violet, cool female love interest. Let’s forcefully shove her ex into the picture to make certain points of the violentine romance awkward and stunt Violet as a character rather than have her grow from it. No one will notice. Probably. 

Ugh. 

But even the Violet stuff aside, I was never really enamored with her like most people. Like, the trailer for ep3 dropped where they gave us two seconds of her and everyone freaked out and well, she’s still a fan favorite to this day/

If I had to take a guess as to why so many people love her... I’d say she’s a tragic character that we felt deserved some sort of “redemption arc” after she knocked Clem out and got the group caught. Whether that was in the form of sacrificing herself to save Tenn or switching to our side or whatever, didn’t matter. 

There’s also the tragic backstory and reveal of what happened to Sophie, she’s got the “aesthetic” that the shallow part of us is typically drawn to, she has great voice acting. Oh, and great singing. Can’t forget Don’t Be Afraid. 

So when the bridge scene came and it was like “Nope, I’m bitten and crazy now, Imma kill my little brother so we can be together again. Oh, and fuck your leg, Clem!” I feel like that only fueled people’s love of her? In a way of being like “Hey, we wanted the redemption arc where she came back to the school with us!! or saved Tenn!! you made her the baddie and we don’t love that for her!!” 

At least... that’s what I’ve gathered? 

Again, don’t know first hand because I don’t love her. You’d probably have better luck getting an answer from people who do, anon. Though I’m also curious as well. For all I know, there’s some sort of deeper reasoning for the love that I don’t get. Who knows? When you find out, let me know. I’m interested. 

#asks #twdg minerva #twdg clementine #twdg violet #twdg tenn #twdg sophie