#and im so sick of it

[maybeimamuppet]

i’ve learned today that the pros of having a job are having a job and the cons of having a job are also having a job

#i don’t even have the job yet #and im so sick of it #entropy with ezzy

[kyotoy]

ok I will never go thru the hamster tag on tumblr ever again . there is so much abuse and neglect disguised as ‘cute funny videos’ it actually makes me sick. hamsters are one of the most neglected and not properly cared for animals and Im so sick of people constantly abusing them for likes and views

#sorry to be a downer but it genuinely makes me so upset lol . #same with fish rabbits birds and turtles #the most neglected and abused animals kept as pets #there’s constantly so many abusive videos of these animals disguised as being cute and funny and adorable #tiktok is also a breeding ground for these horrible videos #and im so sick of it

[sweetlemondream]

the angel and demon on the shoulder symbolism oh im sick

#LIKE #IM SO SICK #aziraphale good omens #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowley #crowley good omens #crowley x arizaphale #symbolism #angel #demon #picking sides #good omens #good omens 2 #go2 #gomens #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #im so dizzy #go season 2 #ziracrow

[oars]

#i feel like tge fact im apprehensive about posting this is kinda proving my point #the way everyone talks about both weight gain and weight loss is just horrendous #like idek if i could fit all i wanna say in here especially while im at work but #i so badly wish people could be normal about weight gain and talking about it #its like if youre not in some constant state of wanting to lose weight people want to kill you #god forbid you want to put on weight to feel more comfortable in your body outside of muscles and a butt #fatphobia is a given thats a whole other few paragraphs #im grateful i have mutuals and friends who are normal but ill have or hear these convos and go #ok i feel sick. why do i feel this way why do you feel that way. #anyways i think fatphobia is one of the worst things to ever happen

[jacobtheloofah]

hell world!!!! hell world!!!! hell world!!!!

#jacob's ramblings #politics #im so fucking sick of this because its not like they actually care about the lives of children #they just hate women and need a cause to rally behind #every anti-abortion politician deserves to have been aborted

[ivipl1]

"came back wrong" this "lived wrong" that, what about dying wrong. my death will forever cling to you, leaving behind a slimy trail and a metallic taste in your mouth. my soul will forever drag you down like the heavy corpse of a long-dead god, who somehow still grants wishes. you can't tell which one of us is the one not letting go. you know not even your own death will end this.

#ivi talks #im sick. so of course the logical course of action is this

[floralfemmes]

white ppl have no concept of the pain of finding a community that you belong to and then discovering the deeply entrenched racism in said community

#mine #gay speaks up #we get treated like shit EVERYWHERE #im so sick of it

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[amystarrstuff]

#this is the vibe #im very sick rn so everything that i post is kinda spur of the moment #but this is how i feel about most ultrakill and projmoon characters #need to shake them around like an angry dog #amuposting

[astraltrickster]

you've heard of "diversity win!" now get ready for

#memes #cursed tag #loss.jpg #look it's 5:00 in the morning and im sick and the edible i took for the stabbing pain just hit #so you have to deal with the result of that

[kokoasci]

every few months i remember how cool his design is

#like dang bro no one's taking that vision from you #kokoart #scaramouche #genshin impact #we don't need to talk about these colors ok #this has been in my wips for like 2 weeks and i hate it but im sick of looking at it so im posting it yolo #wanderer genshin #wanderer #kunikuzushi #genshin scara #fanart #genshin wanderer #genshin #genshin fanart #genshin impact fanart

[ohswampey]

the father, the son, the holy ghost

#im so sick in the head for them #eheheheh im silly im silly #good omens #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #ofmd #our flag means death #ineffable husbands #gentlebeard #nandermo #superwholock but better #we need a name #other than autistic

[creatureimages]

christmas beetle season‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

wahoo! hooray!

#beetle #christmas beetle #coleoptera #scarabaeidae #anoplognathus #it is so sick to see these guys!!!!!!!! #probably a. porosus if i had to guess #absolutely awful dogshit clumsiest fliers you'll ever see :) #actually maybe a. rugosus or olivieri. im shit at beetles

[buggachat]

remember when chat blanc aired and chat noir almost cataclysming his dad was a big deal. like all the fans were shocked and some were even upset at him for even considering/bluffing to do something so awful to someone, even though he didn't go through with it

anyway. remember when bug noire straight up just cataclysms her boyfriend's dad for real, no hesitation, no bluffing, with a big smile on her face

AND EVERYONE CLAPPED (INCLUDING ME) (GOOD FOR HER) (I SUPPORT WOMEN'S WRONGS) (HE DESERVED IT) (WISH HE DIDNT HAVE THE OX) (DO IT AGAIN)

#marinette saw this man coughing out black carbon dust that used to be the inner linings of his lungs #and she was like. wow thats sick. as in like that's gnarly. far-out even. fucking RAD actually. i can make that even WORSE #ml s5 spoilers #ml re-creation #re-creation spoilers #i dont really tag spoilers anymore so idk why im tagging this but idk!! feelin funky fresh

[blackstar044]

Eating something and still starving is one of the worst things ever to me

#saying this because I feel like it now #And im so sick of it #Also I think im gonna stay up

[wolfythewitch]

hello sailor

#i dont think im using that phrase right but he IS kind of a sailor so #tagamemnon #art #digital art #odysseus #odyssey #the odyssey #greek mythology #i am a Sick so heres an ody that looks as miserable as i feel