#and idk i like being me but i dont want to be a tiny twink forever. fuck.

[nyan-koii]

I have a confession .. I’ve been obsessing over Seb’s body so much 😭😭 specifically these shots are so..

My reviews of the pics :3

1. first of all the shirt - too big and almost down to his elbows. It is like pressed against his stomach so it’s FLAT and legs and arms are soo tiny 😭😭 like little pookie get off that football field y need to be in bed w mark and Jense rn

2. .. no words honestly he’s just so tiny and manhandable. Like I can just imagine Seb just being moved around by the mechanics, being in the way unknowingly and they just wrap their hands around his entire upper arm and picks him up and moves him idk. Like the mechanics groping him and like just touching him makes my brain go brrr. Also anyone on the 2010 grid with big hands like Fernando, Robert, ofc mark and Jenson just like moving him around and finding out just how tiny he is and UGHHH

3. IH MY GODDDD his arms are soo fucking tiny compared to Mark’s and I can’t like formulate words.. like it’s half the size of his. Idc if it’s the angle or not that man is a TWINK and he needs to be fucked and grabbed and chocked and-

Also just imagine someone covering Seb’s ENTIRE body part with their HAND. Like .. he would malfunction and cum in his pants. Probably like whimper and just like die on the spot or something

Td;lr

Rbr seb is tiny and needs to be fucked until he can’t speak

(I can’t believe I’m sending this unanon but :,) ye)

HIIIII TRASHTEENKIDD (idk what to call you lmaoo 😭)

THE PHOTOSSS OMGGG THOSE PHOTOSS !!! I ONLY SEEN THE SEBMARK ONES BUT THE OTHER TWO OMFG,,, I MOANEDDDD

1. YESS !!! look at the size of the shirt its not made for his size or is he into larger shirt that can cover his body because well um 😏 you know why, he likes the feeling of being small??? Mhmmm the way the shirt covers his butt too AND YESS his tiny legs and armss seb youre not supposed to be there indeed ! Get your ass on the bed now !! Also i love how red his ears are ngl. I think most of the time its always red which make me think if its like that on the other parts too 🤭 imagine him all flushed up and redd oooooo what a sight actually i need him...

2. AURGGHG PLEASE YOUR WORDS IM HAVING BRAIN DISEASE OVER IT. EXTREME HEADACHEEEE i always like the idea of the crew gangbanging on seb especially during his torro rosso eraa !! The boy is so so petite you can carry him everywhere and its as light as a feather ! Want him to be handled like a ragdoll every single second. Also the fact that he arrives at the grid first and is the one who usually leaves the last because he wants to hang around and 'learn' more from the crew.... doesnt that make you think thoughts???? Because i sure as hell do ! Insane honestly, GET HIS ASS RESTRICTED HES GOING TO GET PREGNANT GUYSS

like look at these 😭😭😭😭 HES SOO EASY TO BE PICKED AROUND !!! The mechanics would definitely also manipulate him during sebs str era im insane i need to be put at a hospital.... i want more gangbang seb fics...

And yes definitely 🤭🤭 the 2010s grid is using seb as a free cumdump as repayment for letting him win the wdc hehehheheheheh seb you're completely tangled yourselves with evil men, get out of thereee (dont)

3.

HE ISS TINYYYYYYYYYYY HES SOO OMFGGG YOU CANT SEPARATE TINY AND SEB NO NU UH THEY LITERALLY CAME IN PAIR EVEN IF ITS AM SEB !!! THATS A TWINK

Sebs amazing for putting up a brave attitude around mark like if they got in a fight, mark would definitely beat him to a pulp but seb knows mark cant do ANYTHING to him, knows that seb has more power than him and in some cases marks just too tired to reciprocate his energy. Sebs taking marks kindness and manipulating it to his own likings for example mark fucking and releasing his anger on seb because he hates the german boy so much but its actually what seb wants, to be used and to see mark crumble in front of seb aauuurghhhh, hes a twink but hes an EVIL twink.

Also... look at michael's thigh.... its the same size as sebs waist..... im completely normal about this

Sebs definitely sensitive to touches too mhmmm !! Sensitive and desperate to be touched at all time its embarassing because he cant live without receiving physical touches from his boyfriends. During day, he finds comfort in their hand but at night, its the only thing he prays about while they continue to bring him close to heaven.

Yesss rbr seb, seb in general, deserves to be fucked until he cant think straight anymore. Much like those anime hentais, i want seb to be fucked until theres love in his eyes and hes all drooling in pleasure 🥰 my love language actually.

And dont pressure yourself ! I admire your bravery reallyy for not anon-ing yourselff. Its good to see who im talking to and that i know you guys are comfortable to share these thoughts with me 🙏 keep em coming guyss !! This is a safe place for everyone <3

#anon tells #or is it trashteenkid tells ? #it'll be good for me to know what can i call you thoo ! #but thats up to youu #seb #seb my beloved #hes so small.... #this one really makes me rethink all my life decisions #like it got me sit straight up on my bed at night #my roommate gave me a weird look but she knows what im dealing with lmaooo #get yourself someone who doesnt judge you for your likings #i love sharing nasty thoughts with people and im glad theyre accepting towards me #im glad that you guys can talk to me tooo yippeee #lets sexualise seb more 🙏 #seb save us seb...

[gaycatastrophe]

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#cw: some passive suicidal ideation #cw: dysphoria talk #one thing about living by myself through All This #is in being forced to confront others’ perceptions of me much less often than i did pre covid #i have learned that my internal perception of physical realities of myself is just. SO skewed. #in my head when i dont have to confront Being Perceived i am much more masculine looking and have a deeper voice than i actually do #like the internal voice narrating my thoughts is deeper than i hear my own voice #and the way i hear my own voice is deeper than my voice actually is #and stronger than my voice actually is at this point too #so when i hear a recording of myself im like who the fuck is that #but also. im 28 years old and yet #ive always had a touch of peter pan syndrome and i think #i genuinely think part of me feels like a child bc i didnt go through testosterone puberty #ive been stuck as a very effeminate 12 year old boy for over half my life. #im trying very hard not to get suicidal about it bc what i actually want #what i actually want is not to cease but to start over #bc even going on T now like im not gonna get taller and im not even in the range of normal heights for short men to be #and my dad is 6’ #and idk i like being me but i dont want to be a tiny twink forever. fuck.

[volfoss]

Omg can u pleaseeeee rant about fanon prosciutto 🥰 I already do every day but I love the salt. Also fanon Kira 🤨

omg <3333 ok <3

prosciutto:

ENOUGH OF MAKING THIS MAN A DADDY!!! ENOUGH OF MAKING HIM CRAZY DOMINANT!!!!! HE IS ANCIENT!!!! as someone who (unfortunately) consumes a lot of LS content and regrets going into the tag, its SO bad. people really just kinda? treat him like hes insanely kinky and weird about shit (i mean they do w like ALL of la squadra but <3 this is about prosciutto rn). i HATE suave prosciutto too like literally where in canon is he smooth talking or even really anything other than giving his little awkward pep talks to pesci/talking back to bruno. neither situation really feels like hes suave or would... well, be like how people treat him in fanon? like i rly rly think people take ONE aspect of his personality and run w it, which ig is understandable for him showing up for 2-3 episodes but also like think critically!! also omg i nearly forgot about sexist/misogynistic prosciutto which is SUCH a bad take... girl why are u writing abt ur fave and being like "wow he beats women 😍". i THINK its all derived from the ONE line towards trish (at least in the dub, i dont remember how he acts in the sub or manga off the top of my head and quite honestly i do not care enough to rewatch/reread) and people just are like omg hes so so full of hatred towards women. he literally never interacts w a woman like?? the entire time hes shown??? but yeah sure lets make his ONE trait be hates women. or that oh wow he REALLY hates pesci when its literally just a mentor mentee relationship! u literally DO NOT have to make them hate each other!! or make it so wow prosciutto hates spending time around him or like wow prosciutto is MADLY in love with him. there are literally other ways of viewing a relationship other than wow theyre best friends and they hate each other!!

also omg ship time!!!!! i hate rispro <3 and brupro (and obvi propesci) tbh. so uh lets start w rispro! ENOUGH of shoving the smaller guy into the mommy role!!! enough of being like wow prosciutto is such a twink!!! literally stop forcing two men into hetero-normative roles but sure ok <3 also literally?? they rly dont interact a lot in canon but the jojo fandom LOVES to ship small guy x kind of intimidating big guy (cough cough jotakak) for no reason so its not rly surprising. rispro makes prosciutto very feminine for literally NO reason, in the way that they have to contrast with how big and strong and so so scary risotto is. like theres art of them out there thats just like prosciutto tiny as shit and risotto towering over him when theres like what? 3 inches of a height difference in the anime? to me it rly feels like a ship for people that don't really think about either characters differently than the common fanon perception.

brupro time omg <3 so bruno is 20!! important factor for the jojo fandom who doesnt rly like to check ages for characters <3 and prosciutto doesnt rly have a canon age but definitely seems older than bruno (idk i feel mid to late 30s). and the common dynamic ppl put them in is wow ex bfs/divorced. all important info before i get into my problems with it. to me it feels rly rly weird bc bruno is young (and as someone who is 20 it feels weird as shit for people to be like omg divorced esp w the age of marriage in italy being 18 iirc) and like?? you just want enemies to lovers when they fought once and again!!! barely interacted!!! its literally not interesting or fun, and people just rly rly dwell on their dynamic being either divorced or idk pta moms (😒). like its literally so so boring bc again they literally barely interacted and its just?? rly rly dumb.

anyways to conclude- fanon pros is SO bad and like one of the worst fanon receivers for LS and i am literally so sick of any ship w him!!

kira:

prefacing this with i do not consume a ton of fanon for him bc i am SURE it is mostly rly bad. from the little ive seen, its a lot of either wow hes the worst (true as fuck! but hes also more nuanced than that side of the fandom perceives him) or wow omg... best dad and husband ever. taking the first half on first, i think its genuinely a lot of perceiving him as rly just a villain and not as a character if that makes sense? not saying that they dont really understand him but it feels like on a sliding scale of sympathetic nice guy -> completely irredeemable villain, people go to the opposite ends without realizing there can be nuance in his character. he is literally just a little loser that kills people and sucks!! onto the other half because holy shit the dad kira and wow husband kira so domestic stuff is so so prevalent. the good dad thing is so??? guys... guys listen to me. did we forget the entire second half of DiU? where he literally killed hayato and trapped him in a death loop? but yeah sure he would be SUCH a good dad, wow i cant believe that trying to kill your kind of son is such a good dad move omg... like again i KIND OF get wanting to make a dad thats in jojo be good but also literally he is the LAST candidate for being a good dad. and as for being a good husband, he literally only showed care for shinobu once (when she nearly died bc of stray cat) and everything else was literally all manipulative. he wasnt kissing her before work on the time loop day because he wanted to, it was LITERALLY a powermove over hayato. it wasnt because he actually loved or cared about her. genuinely he uses the people around him, he isnt a nice guy like remotely. i understand wanting to romanticize stuff but this guy literally thinks about (and nearly does) strangling her multiple times?? but yeah omg wow best husband ever award.

#asks #i rly dont wanna put any of these under a tag so <3 but ill at least separate #ask to tag #going thru my hating most enemies to lovers arc rn #not getting into propesci bc i simply do not have the time to get into all of my anger on it sowwy #i literally avoid anyone outside of the gc's perception on kira idc...

[whatthefuckistevvs]

okay now that’s it’s over I feel safe to ask; what the *fuck* was lost light and who are the characters.

anon it’ll never be over!!!

ALSO MY APOLOGIES, THIS WILL BE LONG AS HELL

Okay, so- The Lost Light is a comic book series. Its the direct sequel of Transformers: More than meets the eye. Both are written by James Roberts, and the artist vary, tho, for MTMTE the main artist was Alex Milne and for Lost Light the main artist was Jack Lawrence.

Its a transformers comic that takes place in the IDW continuity of comics, though, I actually was able to get into it without knowing anything about the story of the IDW comics- it is pretty good and self explanatory like that.

The story is as follows: the extremely long six million (iirc) war between autobots and decepticons is over. the autobots won. Now, Cybertron, the home for the cybertronians (most transformers), is damaged. I mean, it still stands, but its nothing like it used to be.

Rodimus Prime, a hotshot leader, decides he wants to go find Cyberutopia and the knights of cybertron- legendary robots that millions of years ago created a “better cybertron”, so to speak. So, he gathered up about 200 other cybertronians, got Into the Ship Lost Light, and set off to find the planet.

MTMTE is about 58 issues long iirc, and the sequel Lost Light is 25. It is, honestly, my favorite comic series of all time. James Roberts is a great writer, the art is fantastic, oh also it has incredible LGBT+ rep

i mean, its a race where 90% of them are men. you expect them to be straight?

Anyways, this comic is extremely good. It is a little bit difficult ot follow at times, but honestly- considering how convulted the lore of transformers is, specifically IDW (that goes back since 2005), this one is a comic you can pick up without knowing anything about transformers. ITs really, really good. it is considered the BEST piece of transformers media of ALL time. including movies, cartoons, other comics, etc. It has beaten Saga as the best comic awards. 

And just this week, it ended. so i am pretty emotional about it, because the ending was also very good. Unforutnately, the writer had planned for the actual series (at least hte lost light saga) to be twice as long- but the IDW continuity is “cancelled”, aka its finally going to end. RN the current comics were Lost Light, Unicron and Optimus Prime- Lost LIght was the first one to end, though tbh i dont follow the other two, i only know that they will end soon too cus the IDW continuity will end.

AS OF CHARACTERS- there are many characters (i mean, transformers), but honestly through the series it follows a certain group of characters:

Rodimus Prime, the hotshot leader who is sometimes a little bit over his head but, fuck he tried

Ultra Magnus, a shithouse of power who is a huge gigantic nerd that is extremely anal about rules and is extremely intelligent. i love him.

Drift: used to be decepticon, now he is autobot. one of Rodimus BFFS and also a huge dumbass twink. love him too.

Ratchet: The medic, Old as hell, also kinda anal, he is very skeptic of stuff and normally always feels bad he is nto a Better Doctor

Swerve: little shit that never shuts up and opens a bar. He is charismatic and he is kind of very meta. not deadpool levels, but yeah he is kind of meta? idk

Chromedome: Kind of a memory doctor- nice and good and tall and orange and i love him.

Rewind: he films everything, tiny and black, also love him. Him and Chromedome are married (literally).

Whirl: crazy ass shit autobot- the only reason he is an autobot is because optimus prime himself did not want that kind of shit crazy being a decepticon. Batshit, gets into the ship by accident kind of.

Cyclonus: Not a decepticon, not an autobot. Used to work for Galvatron, but defected and helped the autobots save the day when he realized galvatron used him. Big purple old guy who is sad al te time and also is a shit powerhouse. he is my favorite.....

Tailgate: 6 millions years ago, before hte war started, he was going to get into the ARK, but he fell down a hole and went into a coma. woke up, missed the entire fucking war, and is trying to adapt to everything. stupid and dumb, i love him

Rung: Psychiatrist, pretty forgetable by almost every1. but he has huge eyebrows and i love him.

....and far more characters.

HOnestly anon, i recommend this to ANYONE. even if you arent into transformers. its really good, user friendly for ppl who dont know the lore (hell, i had no idea about IDW lore when i got into it), and is extremely emotional. ITs my favorite comic ever, and i am alwyas happy to talk about it to whoever wants to hear.

Honestly a lot of ppl think know me for my OW works but i’ve always been a transformers fan, ever since i was like 10 years old. So, haha, this series brought me back into that stuff. I am still p excited about it, so i may post more transformers related stuff, but honestly dont worry- i wont forget about OW. Im just p excited!!

[singingpuddle]

My commentary whilst watching Buzzfeedblue’s “The Horrors of Pennhurst Asylum”

Sup, ya spooks. Here we go again.

(Btw I was reading this amazing Destiel fic on AO3 before doing this so that might leak through a little.)  (link here)

Warning:

1. I ship them, if you don’t that’s cool with me.

2. This post is super long

3. I long for the day I no longer have to cross out the boy in boyfriend when it comes to these two. this will be abundantly clear by the amount of times i do

4. After a little bit i will stop putting full names, so just know.

5.I recommend watching the video along with or before going through this post, because if you haven’t seen it you will be lost.

R=Ryan and S=Shane

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Me: Not even five seconds in and he already spooked.

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Me: Shane you look like a twink, Ryan... you look like a smaller twink.

R: Not even a minute in and she is starting with the gay stuff.

Me: Touché

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Me: Could you not do the speedy uppy thing, it gets on my nerves? ... Thank

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Me: You always do this Rye, you psych your self up and get scared easier because of it.

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(+1 for the way Ryan looks at Shane)

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Me: Ok, that was cute.

R: What?

Me: The way Shane tilted his head subconsciously.

R: ok??

Me: Usually people tilt their head like that when they are worried or are being sincere.

R: Meaning?

S: It means I give a shit about your mental health.

R: sure...

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Me: Why does this feel like the haunted house version of the ‘follow me’ pictures. Am i the only one getting those vibes.

S: Show me.

Me: Hmm?

S: Common, at this point I know you made a visual aid.

Me: *sigh* fine, you caught me

S: Its’s beautiful, Im gonna hang it on my wall forever.

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(+10 for adorable boyfriend duo Buzz-cut Un-bald)

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Me: Boi... Hes wearing Heterosexual beige™

R: And we arent matching, so you can say its gay.

Me: Ugh... fine. For once its not gay... lies. its still gay somehow.

R: How?

Me: IDK, but it just is.

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(+2 for the boys looking good)

(+1 for the reappearance of Shane “Hearteyes” Madej)

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(+200 for Pure Smiley Boys)

(+1 for Ryan “my boyfriend’s smile is so cute” Bergara)

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Me: Just a side note, it makes me so happy to see these two so comfortable together. Like Ryan keeps on looking over to/at Shane as if he is the only thing keeping his heartbeat on tempo, and I love it. And Shane has been cracking more jokes specifically for Ryan, because he knows if he doesn't Ryan might get too scared to move and might actually have a mental breakdown. Which, even with his joking, its clear he doesn't want to happen. It also seems like Ryan's laugh has this calming effect on him, makes him feel more comfortable. Even if its all platonic, I really like seeing how close they have become.

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Me: oh shit, look at Sassmaster Rye over here, fucking your shit up.

(+1 for those honey ass boys cockroaches)

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(+5 for the return of Ryan “my boyfriend is an idiot and that’s kinda why I love him” Bergara)

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Me: Okay... that’s fucking weird.

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Me: Oh Bouy, I would have been thrown in so fast. I got ADHD, and it was super bad when i was young.

S: Explains your random commentary schedule.

Me: Oh shove it Madej.

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Me: Poor C.C.

(hey um, people editing the video... can you not zoom in on the text whislt its scrolling.)

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Me: WHO LET THIS GUY THROUGH MEDICAL SCHOOL?? ARE THEY OKAY?? IS THERE FAMILY OKAY??

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Me: That seems a bit off...

S: Well that is the point we’re making.

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Me: It just sound like your clothes rubbing together to me, but what can I say, wasn’t there.

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Me: It looks like a Labyrinth tbh.

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(+1 for my good boys trying to spread their good gay vibes)

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(+1 for Shane joking to calm down Ryan)

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Me: Damn Sally sure is busy.

S: Hm???

Me: The wall right behind you has “Sally” spray painted on it.

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Me: Okay, its one thing if it was a normal sized doll. But a tiny one makes it like 10x creepier.

S: I dont get it, a doll, is a doll, is a doll.

Me: Its a small little doll, in a huge haunted space. It has absolutly no reason to be there, perfectly proped up on the pillows. I dont know why, but it makes me uncomfortable.

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Me: Its evil i say, EVIL.

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(+1 for goofy mystery boyfriends)

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(+2 for this whole conversation)

(-1 for the new zoom in thing)

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Me: Hey look, its Shane.

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Me : Im spooked.

S:Why?

Me: That fucking song gives me nightmares.

R: It is a creepy song ill grant you. But nightmares?

Me: You dont understand. When i heard this song it was a creepy robot singing it, it was all frame work. Im getting antsy just thinking about the thing.

R: Ah, now i get it.

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Me: Admiring the art Mr. Madej

S: Why yes Ms. Todd, this particular piece right here is fascinating.

Me: Are you hoping life imitates art Mr. Madej.

S: Always Ms. Todd.

Me,R&S: *Bursts out laughing*

R: You guys are so weird, I swear.

Me: Your one to talk Rye Bread.  The Rap videos.

R: *cringing* Touché

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Me: Tbh, thats kinda pretty. Can i get on of those for like Photography?

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S: You know, if we werent in some creepy asylum, its call this kinda romantic.

R: But we are, so shut up.

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(+1 for Shane joking to calm his boyfriend down)

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Me: Cute, let the kiddo play my dudes.

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R: “His dirty man hands.”

Me: You know sometimes you make my job to easy.

(+1 for Ryan “Im smiling because my boyfriend’s a doof” Begara)

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Me & Ryan: *Laughing our asses off*

Me: Hes a fucking five year old.

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Howie: You know what its okay. Most people just tough my plane, but you look like your having fun. Ill let it go this once.

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Me: His name is fisher... and Howie likes to play with a Fisher price airplane?

R: idk man, maybe Howie and Fisher are friends or somthing.

Me: Or somthing.

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(+10 for Shane “I know my boyfriend really fucking well” Madej)

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R: *SHOOK*

Me: Ah, there’s our boy.

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Me: Ok... this is adorabe Ryan never cracks jokes in these situations.

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Me: You looks so proud Shay.

S: I am.

(+3 for smiley boyfriends)

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(+ 20 for smiley boyfriends)

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Me: You okay Shane?

S: Why would I not be?

Me: You do know that heroin used to be considered medicine right.

S: Im aware.

Me: Isnt your greatst fear being stabbed with a heroin needle?

S: Oh... Shit. *non- visibly shook*

(+1 for the way to long needle in the picture.

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Me: Your only JUST getting the dowsing rods. Eh gads, I thought y’all already had them and didnt use them. they arent you res or no answers. they are for finding lay lines. At least that’s what i’ve heard.

R: Whats your source on that one?

Me: a BBC special that had Colin Morgan and Bradly James trying to find out as much as they could about The real Merlin and Arthur.

R: Oh, cool.

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(+10 for Shane playfully teasing his boyfriend)

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Me: Im worried Rye. Are you okay?

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Me: OH MY FUCKING GOD. You would think i wouldnt find it annoying after not hearing it for a week but... GODDAMN.

(+1 for Rye’s derp face)

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Me: Why was this part not shown earlier?

S: He was talking about how he wanted to suck me off so we couldnt put it in.

R: *socks shane in the arm* Shut up both of you.

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Me: Two bros, standing in a recording booth, no feet apart cuz they're both gay.

R:Ugh

Me: Dude it literally looks like Shanes arm is around your waist.

R: ... fine.

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Me: tbh they sound the same to me.

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Me: He squat.

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Me: Why are you like this Shane?

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Me: Dont.

Me: OMG Ryan.

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(+1 for smiley Ryan)

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Me: Hoe don’t do it.

R: “Individually.”

Me: Oh my god.

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Me: Aww look at my adorable little boyo.

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Me: And the beanpole enters hell.

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S: “Ryan’s Gonna hate this.”

(+20 for Shane “I know my boyfriend really fucking well” Madej)

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Me: Are you shook... for him? Is all of Shanes shook energy pushed into you?

R: *shook* Seemingly

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Me: Ryan, you have used this multiple times. We get it.

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Me: Correction, person who spray painted that, you are trespassing. They are legally allowed to be here... as far as we know.

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Me: I don’t think ghosts can paint.

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Me: Are you guys sure there isn't more room in that studio? Also the word your looking for is Rorschach. A Rorschach test.

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(+1 for Shane teasing his boyfriend)

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Me: Side note, it seems like, to Ryan, every word that Shane says is loaded with this electricity. He loves it, craves it and, gets a buzz off of it. Its like it ignites this feeling of pure joy inside of him. That’s what it seems like to me.

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Me: Is that a... complement?

S: Thank You Ryan

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(+10 for Harry Potter Reference)

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S: Don’t you just want me to shut the hell up.

Me: I like how Shane is just using the same logic that he uses with Ryan.

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Me: Oy boy...

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Me: Shane stop being an encouraging jackass.

(+1 for how cool Ryan’s eyes look)

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Me: Look at that smug ass smile. Yet he still looks so-

Me& R: Handsome.

Me: Rye?

R: You didnt hear that.

Me: Hear what?

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S: “He is going to hate this.”

(+10 for Shane “I know my boyfriend really fucking well” Madej)

(+10 for the fact Shane was listening to Ryan from the other room)

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R: “I fucking hate this”

Howie: “Why?”

Me: Now Rye, be fore you freak out. That’s one of the sweetest questions a ghost could ask you. All other ghosts you have meet have been dicks, keep that in mind. 

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Me: You fucking fuck.

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Me: Wow, sassy ghost, I dig it.

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Me: Father Thomas is quaking.

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Me: I feel like this is the ghost of a teenager, it just feels right. Like a 16/17 year old male. Sassy yet compliant.

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Me: Okay, Im calling it. A 16/17 year old boy named Jeff who looks after Howie. I have a feeling he is only interacting with you on Howie’s request. 

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Me: Okay so I did some minor digging and...

Me: I was wrong about the age. But, he was younger than the other spirits. I still believe him to be Howie’s protector, or else the other voice we are hearing is his wife.

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Me: I didnt find a mention of Howie anywhere in the records. But, there is a mention of a child being nursed at the hospital. Because he’s not a patient his name isn't listed. It might be a long shot, but this might be Howie.

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Me: Please Jeff, play it cool, he doesn't want to harm you.

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Me: Im really proud of you Ryan, actually holding a conversation and not screaming every time.

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Me: Jeff, thank you.

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Me: Why are you timing him, he was having a solid conversation and you pull him away from it. Why are you like this?

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Me: Give me a sec.

Me: Well shit... its Howie’s mom.

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Me: Well you are in a hospital.

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Me: Sounded a little like a metal pipe, but lets just say It was Bri. That means Jeff is there too, he followed you Rye.

R: Okay... I can handle this.

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Me: You do realize you are still in the building right?

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Me: Ryan Bergara Little Ghost Antenna™.

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Me: awe, they are still working on a catchphrase.

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Me: ARE YOU OKAY RYAN? ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?

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Me: Tbh, still love this because HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

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This (Ryan is 22 in this and I love it.)

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