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Day: 3 Something stolen
Idia x gender neutral reader
I didnât know how this would go. And I still donât đ
Idia didnât have many friends. No let me rephrase that, Idia BARELY had any friends. You could probably count them on one finger honestly.
So when you came along Ortho was so happy!! His nii-San finally had a friend! You spend a lot of times with the older shroud brother You played any and all games and just vibed.
He liked having you around and you liked having him around. So it was a win win situation, plus Ortho was super happy so hey! Extra points!
Idia also had tons of cool stuff in his room. Super techy too! And oh how comfortable his chair and bed are. The first time you sat on them you fell asleep, he just let you be for a bit tbhâŚ
But as you too got closer he started realizing his feelings for you. You were just, well, you! You were amazing! I mean come on how could he not? Everyone saw how amazing you were!
But he didnât tell you, no he would never, he couldnât ruin what you guys already had ok? So he sat on his feelings. Pushed them way WAY deeper down than he shouldâve, anything to make sure you stayed with him, friend or lover, he was ok with it.
But the day you confessed to him he was, well, shocked. You? Liked him? Idia Shroud? Watchmen of the isle of woe? Are you sure? Did you hit your head? You mustâve hit your head!
And you kept telling him that no Idia, I didnât hit my head you stupid blue flame.
So now there you were. Dating the one and only Idia shroud. He was beaming, even Azul noted the difference in his mood. He just brushed it off, but Azul could tell when his club mate was smiling and was actually(sorta) communicating with people!
Lilia was the second to ask him about it and again he brushed it off. But you canât hide stuff from papa Lilia! Come on Idia you should know that by now! So he ended up telling him about you. Everything he loved. Your face, your smile, your eyes, your hands, the way you laugh, the was you look when you concentrate on something, the way you get happy after winning a game or level youâve been stuck on. He loved everything. Lilia thought it was adorable and teased him over it for a bit.
But he couldnât stay in his little safe bubble with only you and Ortho. No no, he had a house warden meeting to attend. And in the first time since ever he was going in person after both Azul AND Vil nagged him into it. So he had to change into his hoodie. The one he always wears. But where oh where could his beloved hoodie be? In fact, where has his headphones gone as well?! And his charger? AND his pillow?!
Ok something was wrong, Ortho get in here right now! Ortho? OH NO THEY TOOK ORTHO!!! Cue sad Idia crying. He immediately calls you, but ends up face timing you instead. When you pick up the phone you look at him confused while eating chips âHey Idy, everything ok? You look sadâ you note while crunching on your salty treat.
âYuu!! The worse thing happened! Someone stole my hoodie, charger, headphones, pillow. And worse of all, oh worse of all they took my adorable younger brotherâ he replied with sorrow in his voice.
Your laugh surprised him though, really surprised him âIdy no one stole those stuff!â You exclaimed with a chuckle. He looked at you confused and as to say âTf do you mean Yuu? Iâm having a mental breakdown here be so ffr rnâ âIdias babeâ you shift your camera as to show all of you.
And there were all the stuff heâs missing. His headphones on top your head, you were wearing his hoodie, the charger next to you as you charged your phone and pillow on your lap. âIâm borrowing them love. Calm downâ He store there, silent, stunned, betrayed by the one he loved most.
âOrtho is playing with Grim right now. So calm down everything is okâ He opened his mouth to speak but all that came out was a laugh âwhat?â You asked, also laughing now ânothing nothing, keep them, I have sparesâ he said as he got out another hoodie, identical to the one you were wearing.
He shouldâve guessed you stole it, I mean come on, who would steal from him? It made no sense. Only you were bold enough to do something like that, one of the reasons he loved you.
âBut return Ortho! I need
âAww! I was hoping you forgot!â
This was something to write. Tbh I winged most of it đđş
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Here with a new oneshot, I couldn't come up with anything, so this is a prompt I found off pinterest. The prompt is from 1-800-393-eyes on tumblr. This is written in first person. It takes place in an airport au.
Word count: 1059
Gojo Satoru x Reader
This morning has been crazy enough. I've slept through my alarms, forgot to pack my stuff. Having to rush through my daily routine, then I had to pack my luggage. Which took up most my time, forgetting to have breakfast. Which I ended up in the cold outside of my apartment calling any taxi I could reach. The taxi arrives, then of course there had to be traffic. Everything was pushing me to my tipping point. Luckily, I got to the airport, still in a terrible mood. I manage to arrive just minutes before my flight to take off.
Time passes, I've already got through security and out of boredom I put my headphones on and started listening to music. I was zoning out on seats, with time cracking time. Suddenly, a white-haired weirdo bumps into me, spilling hot coffee all over me. When I tell you was incredibly mad. It was like a cyclone taking over my emotions and thoughts toward this idiot.
"Omg you got your coffee all of me!" I snapped. "No wonder you can't see, who tf wears sunglasses inside?"
"Didn't see you there, you know since you're so short." He retorted.
Then that dick head walked off. I was furious that guy just walk past me like that. But then I thought to myself how he couldn't even apologize for simply spilling his drink on me. The heat from the coffee was irritating me. I wasn't gonna let that guy piss me off even more, I speed to the closest bathroom I could find. I slipped into a stall, where was trying to get most of coffee out of my track suit pants. Which luck ran out on me, it wasn't working. Switching into some spare pants I could find (totally ruining the outfit). I finally checked the time and OMG my flight was about to take off.
I took off faster than the actual plane, to get to my flight. I was able to make it just in time. Making my way to my seat, not paying any attention to my surrounding. Even tho nothing couldn't relieve me from my anger from pervious events, I was just satisfied that I got the window seat. Putting a random playlist on that could entertain me while the more people rushed in. By being taken in by the music and looking out the window waiting, I didn't take any notice in the familiar white-hair fool sitting next to me.
"Oh, look who it is." He smirked.
Jesus Christ, I said to myself. Looking at the idiot that was sitting next to me.
"What no responses?" He continued. "I could've sworn you had a lot to say before."
Just looking at this guy was infuriating enough. I felt at any moment I would tick off like a ticking time bomb. Just the smirk on this man's face was as annoying as his entire personality.
"Hmm I know that I'm handsome, but I would've never thought I would leave a gorgeous woman like yourself speechless." He sneered.
"Oh, as if." I responded. "Your ego is as terrible as you look."
"If that's your way of flirting with a guy, I have to say it's as terrible as your clothing choice." He remarked.
It was like someone just punched me in the voice box with that remark. There was nothing I could reply to that, all I did was side-eyed the roach next to me. This guy was the reason on why I had to change my pants. Then I realised to myself that this flight is 11 hours long. My world stopped as I had to sit to the human version of the annoying orange on a 11-hour flight. I couldn't. I really couldn't. But as well I didn't have any real reason to sit somewhere else.
"Since we're going to be on this flight for a while, we should try and get along and the name's is Satoru." Satoru chimed.
This was going to be a long flight so might as well 'try' and get along.
"I'm [your name]." I huffed.
As I left the music to consume my thoughts with the white-haired idiot still annoying me. Time passes, we had our meals, where Satoru continues to annoy me. I tried my best to ignore him. What took up my time the most was the scenery I could see out the window. As time got later the clouds outside reminded me of water colour painting. I smiled slightly to myself.
Satoru took notice of the smile, smiling to himself too. It reached night, which I could notice that people were resting now. My eyes drooped but trying to stay awake to the best of my ability. I looked over to see Satoru was still awake, but he has quiet down. The cringe hallmark movies took his attention. There I took notice of his alluring blue eyes like crystalized minerals. The way his white as snow hair and pale cleared skin caught my attention. I had to admit he is very attractive. He seems like a model with his looks. If he wasn't then I would question him a lot.
"I know you're looking at me." He grinned. "To think you stopped talking to me just to stare at me."
There I've been caught staring at him.
"What no, I'm looking for something." I snapped.
"Yeah right." Satoru sneered. "I know you're lying."
His smirk was simply mocking me. Just the look on him, even tho he was right about me looking at him doesnât mean anything.
"I am not, I've lost my phone." I tried to cover it up.
"It's in your hand." Having a deadpan face with his response.
Geez I couldn't even come up with a good enough lie. He was simply entertained with my misery. The bickering between us continues through the night. Mostly with me suffering and him being entertained. As the night drew longer, I was fighting battles of sleep, eyes slowly closing. I finally gave up and fell asleep. As I slept, my body was slowly rest towards the blue-eyed bastard. I rested on Satoru's shoulder without my own knowledge.
Satoru noticed my head on his shoulder. He didn't even bother to push me off. He let me rest, to which he smiled to himself.
I hope u enjoyed. I honestly don't know how to write banter, but I'll learn. This longer than other oneshot.
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reaction part 1 to 7llin' with dream episode 4! (final episode!)
This episode is so long, it's nearly 40 minutes
Aw talking to each other with the voice changing mics. I'm guessing the person in front has to wear the headphones so they're only picking up the sounds from the microphones and not the other members' voices since they are just sitting in the same room.
The way Mark guessed when Haechan was talking to him and Haechan got embarrassed and wanted to stop uwu
I was watching Jaemin, Mark, and Haechan on Yoo Jaesuk's show yesterday and Haechan really seems a bit more solemn in recent days. I hope he's ok <3
Haechan: Let us go the fuck home please
Look at Mark's face as he's trying to listen lol
Mark's listening to the voices more than he is to what they're saying lmao
Jeno: If you want to go home, never come out ever again hmph
They know each other too well <3
Mark was talking in his normal Mark way where he drags on and adds a lot of filler words without saying anything and everyone was like "...it's so obvious that it's Mark"
When Jisung was talking about Haechan's weird eating habits and Jeno just outed Jisung. They don't even care anymore, they know each other too well X3
Can't take anything seriously lol
Like I said, they don't even care anymore lol
The chokehold Chenji's This and That has on Jisung <3
Haechan: Stop being dad
Simple and to the point
Of course Chenle tells Jeno that he likes who he is and Jeno can guess
Renjun thanked Jeno for wearing his hoodie and Jeno thanked Mark and Renjun was like "...huh? :<"
Jeno keeps guessing Mark ^^;;
The way Chenle and Renjun's voices get really high through the voice changer is cute!
Aw, I remember Renjun said that when he and Jeno met, Jeno was like ice. But obviously they're a lot closer now <3
He knows too :3
Playful little gremlins <3
Seriously Chenle laughs so much through the voice changer and it's so cute because he already had a high pitched laugh
Mark @ Jisung: It's been so long since I last saw you sitting
Is this a reference to how Jisung is always standing (during streams)? XD
He'll never grow up because y'all keep babying him bro
Universemates are having their discussion and Donghyuck is like "what the heck are you guys even talking about"
Lmao Jisung scolded Renjun for not doing dishes. Jisung always nagging. And Chenle and Jeno were on Jisung's side of this debate.
Sudden shift to Wangmeori Jisung
Jeno outing Jisung to Renjun lol. Dongbei-dage returns.
My boy is nesting okay
Jisung again nagging Renjun about chores lol. But last I heard, Jisung and Renjun were the only two living at the dorms so maybe Jisung's always nagging him because they're the only roommates.
Wait what does this mean? Is he noisy when he's talking on the phone?
LOL Jeno call him tf out!!!
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first and current impressions of nukani boys part 1/2
eiden:Â
first impression:Â oh heâs cute and kinda stupid, i like him :) gives off protagonist vibes tho
current impression: heâs such a good guy and heâs such a sweet and caring boyfriend who cares about his boyfriendâs individual needs and tries so hard to help them in any way he can. he always tries so hard to be a good person but he doesnât let people walk all over him. moans are an 8/10 love the diversity between his top moans and his bottom moans <3
aster:Â
first impression: pink twink. bonus points for being a vampire.
current impression: he is so funny to me. just a little guy but he is also such a bitch (affectionate) sometimes. heâs very dramatic in an almost stereotypical way but it never gets tiring bc heâs funny about it. moans are a 5/10 due to lack of material to go off of.
morvay:Â
first impression: himbo <3 him and aster are frequently bought together.
current impression: himbo!!! he is dumb and thicc of ass but big of heart and boobs. him and aster are definitely two peas in a pod and as much as they bicker itâs only because they love each other. deserves more screentime!!! moans are 7/10, pretty good!!
yakumo:
first impression:Â oh he is so cute!! i love shy boys <3 i hope we get to top tf outta him
current impression: SCREAMS FOR 8 YEARS ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM. would die for him without hesitation. deserves the entire world and so much more. he is so so sweet and sensitive and caring and a crybaby and thatâs what makes him so lovable. still hope he bottoms one day bc i would love for him to get lovingly wrecked <33 please go to therapy babyboy ilysm. moans are a 10/10 mwah mwah chefâs kiss. his little noises are so cute and his gasps are so cute please never stop.
edmond:
first impression:Â ah the token tsundere. never been the biggest fan of this trope but heâs very pretty so iâll see how it goes.
current impression: oh baby⌠heâs not really a tsundere heâs just very inexperienced and shy and gets really flustered easily in a way that seems tsundere-ish. Iâm so happy to see him trusting and opening up to eiden because i know itâs hard for him but heâs come so far <3 please learn to rely on others and take a break every once and a while. moans are a 9/10 theyâre very breathy at first but then he lets loose and ohâŚ..
olivine:Â
first impression:Â hello big tiddie priest man. lots of shy and reclusive guys so far but iâm into it.
current impression: OH THIS MAN IS NOT SHY HE IS A WHORE (affectionate). heâs so kinky and open about it?? which is refreshing because all the guys weâd met before that (besides morvay ofc) were the complete opposite. very sweet and caring but not so much he neglects his own needs or tolerates thing that make him uncomfortable. eiden was so right to assign him as the leader of tidal wave of summer because heâs very patient and understanding, the perfect teacher. moans are⌠a 2/10 heâs enjoying it and like good for him but i worry about someone overhearing even if iâm wearing headphones.Â
quincy:
first impression: oh hiâŚ. big big man nice tits i mean nice tits i mean-
current impression: i donât care that heâs an old man heâs baby. initially he was a loner and avoided anything troublesome because he didnât want to grow attached to people who knew heâd outlive but ever since eiden came into his life heâs learned to cherish the memories heâs made with people and live in the moment. his visible fondness for those he cares about is very sweet. he's also one of the characters who consistently makes me laugh and he's not even trying to be funny. he should uhhh try bottoming once or twice. also his tits deserves to be played with thanks. moans are a 9/10 speak up!! i wanna feel like youâre growling directly into my soul!!!!
kuya:Â
first impression: oh my god heâs such a bitch. why does he hate eiden so much can he chill??
current impression: oh my god heâs such a bitch (affectionate) a sadistic masochist with a breeding kink who fooled eiden into thinking he straight up killed someone for annoying him and it was believable??? but i get it. i understand him. heâs so emotionally constipated and i wish heâd just let his guard down for five seconds and be soft with eiden and just admit that he loves him!! no one believes you when you keep saying you donât like him sir!! moans are a 7/10 theyâre very⌠soft. they feel very intimate because you wouldnât expect something like that to come out of him.
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lil daily thoughts - 11/19/23
-> ok so new main character in season 19 is an acquaintance - friend. weâll call him Laurie. Iâve referenced him multiple times alr. I had a convo with him when I was âtipsyâ last weekend abt how I saw him in Norris one day with a backwards baseball cap on under his headphones and I was inspired by the frat boy look. yesterday, I saw him as he was leaving my dorm wearing it! and I was wearing the hat and headphones combo too! I thought he didnât see me but then he turns around and he just points to his hat and then my hat and heâs like smiling and Iâm nodding and ugh it was just so wholesome I love the kid deadass
-> laurie also called me a white boy (music) connoisseur which i am stealing forever
-> I love when guys call things âbeautifulâ in a non-romantic context. i was talking to Laurie about how everyone might interpret his music and lyrics differently and he was like âI know I think itâs so beautifulâ and it was so wholesome and my heart just melted. Today again I was at Friendsgiving event at my university chapel and one guy was just like âthis place is so beautiful- and to have everyone coming together like thisâ like SIR! thatâs so wholesome your heart is so pure
-> my roommate asked me if Iâve been having vivid dreams. i said no not really, and tried to remember what I dreamt abt last night. âLast night I dreamt about some of the freshmen in our dorm I think and my friends but I donât remember what happenedâ she goes âoh cause youâve like moaned in ur sleep twice in a row now and it woke me up.â WHAT. I asked her on a scale of 1-10 how horny of a moan is it. SHE SAID A 7.5. BRO SO WAS I HAVING SEX DREAMS ABT THE FRESHMEN IN MY DORM??? i literally have a boyfriend tf
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Imagine
Request: it was a corpse x reader where the reader is like a walking thirst trap and the definition of egirl, and she flirts with corpse alot and he thinks that its just her nature and one day they are playfully making fun of eachother on a stream using those âimagineâ roasts and corpse says to her âimagine flirting with everyone you knowâ and she claps right tf back with âimagine not knowing im only flirting with youâ and you can end however you want thank you thank you
A/N: Sorry its been taking me a while to get stuff out Iâm kinda going out o my mind and keep hitting writers block. I just want to make sure Iâm putting out stuff you guys actually want to read ya know?
Pairing: Corpse Husband x Fem!Reader.
warnings: None.
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Stream days were your favorite days especially when you were streaming with Corpse. You had met him a few months back when you were streaming Among Us with Charlie and from there, your friendship has blossomed into something amazing, for you specifically a deep crush has developed for the dark curly-haired boy. You tried to make your flirting subtle but you were thinking it was time to be a little less subtle with the boy so today after your stream you were hoping to call Corpse and talk to him about it.
You gave yourself one last look in the Mirror, looking over your outfit. Your style definitely fit Corpses aesthetic, you by no means were a catgirl but you were an egirl which is why 99% of the guys that watched your stream, watched them. You sighed straightening your skirt and walked to your streaming room.
âSup gamer guys gals and nonbinary pals told we will be playing Animal Party with da boys, Corpse was ever so kind enough to invite me to the game, But first the moment I know you guys are wanting, hereâs my fit check!â You stand from your desk and do a little twirl showing off what you were wearing. âMy favorite part of this outfit is the boots, I love how chonky the boots are and they are so fun to walk in.â You sit back down and look at the chat. âYes I will be playing with Corpse today he is in fact part of da boys...speak of I think everyoneâs in discord now.â You pull on your headphones and cleared your throat before unmuting. âHowdy boys.â
âThere you are!â You hear jack say excitedly.Â
âHere I am!â there were a chorus of hellos and you were introduced to PJ before corpse finaly joined the call. âJeez finally Corpse, I was starting to worry you were never going to join.â You tease him, making sure to keep your voice light . He chuckles.
âYeah yeah whose the one that was an hour late to stream last week?â You gasp
âIt was an accident I overslept!â
The game started and was a complete shit show in the best way possible. It was clear none of you really knew what was going on but it was making for greak content that the streams were loving.
âNo jack dont go near Felix hes pretending to be dead!â You were practcally in tears by this point trying to contain your laughter. With out warning Felix popped backup and round house kicked Jack but he some how dodges and hits Felix which killed him. That left you against Jack and Corpse.Â
âImagaine losing 2 to 1.â Corpse tease you as you ran around eachother, you gasped a litttle.
âImagine thinking you could actually win.â Jack stood there looking between the two of you.
âIn the left corner we have Corpse Husband with a voice like melted butter, and in the right coner we have Y/N coming with the Egirl secret attack. As the crowd may know Corpse has a soft spot for Egirls.â Jakc speaks in his best announcer voice and you desperately tried to hold in your laughter. âEgirl how do you respond to daddy Corpse?â You clear your throat and sit up.
âImagine having simp accounts for your hands.â
âImagine having simp accounts for your thighs.â
âI have simp accounts for my thighs?â You ask a little confused but shake it off. âImagine simping for everyone.â
âOo good oneâ Jack laughs.
âImagine flirting with everyone you know.â You gasp and without thinking you say
âimagine not knowing im only flirting with you.â
âWait what?â Everything goes silent for a moment and you try yo regain your composure. Theres no getting out of this one so you might as well own up to it.
âYou heard me. I said imagine not knowing im only flirting with you.â You sit back in your chair and cross your arms over your chest.
âImagine not knowing Ive also had a fat ass crush on you for the longest time.â You bite your lip but before you respond felix cuts in.
âI love this mushy gushy shit but we do have a game to play.â You clear you throat.
âRight sorry guys.â
âNo no its fine you guys are really adorable.â
âY/N call me after the game.â
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you get shot infront of tsukishima
synopsis : you and tsukishima work as police officers and it is known that this field isnât safe from dangers, in fact itâs one of the riskiest jobs out there. so what you tsukushimâas reaction to see his s/o getting shot right infront of his eyes?
characters : police-officer!tsukishima;Â f!reader
genre : angst, fluff
warnings : injuries/blood, cursing, grammar mistakes
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request : i have one AU in where y\n is a spy or work for police or something like that in which she get's shot or something like that and how the haikyuu boys react to it or more specific tsukishima or any other will be ok if you do it
âstraighten your arm, so you are sure to have a good aim,â tsukishima explains, holding your hands so he can guide you correctly.
the sound of the bullet being shot echoed in the practice room, lending on your target perfectly, âsee? this is what iâm talking about,â he adds his warm breath carresing your neck. it wouldâve sent shivers down your spine but you were taught to keep your composure, to have this poker face and to numb down any type of emotions; after all this was your work and you knew what you signed up for when you decided to join the police. âokay now that i got it let me do it alone,â you straightened your position and he got away from you
3 other shots, 3 other perfect lendings earning a smirk from the both of you. you turn around getting rid of the soundproof headphones, âdonât say anything,â he says before heading out of the practice room
âwhat? say what?â you hide your smile, now walking next to him
âyou know what i mean y/n, i am not gonna tell you did a good job,â he rolls his eyes
âoh honey, i donât need you to tell me, i know i did a good job,â he scoffs at your reply
you and tsukishima kei have been working together in the police for 9 years now
he was here before you and he didnât miss a chance to tease trainee you every time he could
at the time you were focused and had one objective : integrate the police forces
and him butting in your buisiness everytime he could didnât help and you werenât afraid to twist his arm and threaten him to break his balls when no one was looking
as you finally got into the police, making yourself a name among all those cocky officers, fake peace guardians and mysoginist dickheads whose ego would get hurt easily by seeing a woman outshining them
tsk, poor things
one thing was sure is that you could always rely on tsukishima
and despite all the bickering, arguments and teasing, you couldnât help but fall for the man who represented your pillar
of course you could count on yourself more than anyone, but kei was that breeze of fresh air that you inhaled pleasently after getting out of a suffocating room
needless to say he had also fallen for you, fallen really hard
he was known for being the brain of the team, very rare were the people who could go past his cold, inaccessible shield
to say it in another way, almost no one passed his vibe check
by now you guys were living together, everyone knew that you were a thing after you dramatically announced it once the contractâs interdiction to date was over
âomfg yâall, i made it! 4 years in the forces wohoo!â you held your glass in the air making your teammates scream back in entusiasm.
your teammates told you -lowkey forced you- to go celebrate this new chapter of your life in the police forces, it was the end of an era after all; an era that prevented you from many things because of that goddamn contract. you had alos gotten a promotion, everything was doing just great for you.
what no one knew was that you were dating tsukishima for quite a long while actually, you werenât planning on telling everyone so soon but the events that happened that night lowkey forced you to do so.
âthanks everyone for celebrating with me tonight the beginning of a new era for me! letâs enjoy the night!â you werenât one for emotional speeches.
everyone was drunk by then but tsukishima, of course, (mr. i am a mature man who doesnât drink). he was watching over you, laughing at himself when he saw you fighting with your collegue about who would win a spicy ramen competition between, âi donât care that youâre built like a whale or a blob fish, it doesnât even matter! i would win that eating competition, iâm tiny but mighty narita-san! letâs wrestle so i can show you,â
âshe really called him a blob fish,â he comments amazed at how incoherent what you said sounded. âneed someone to share your thoughts with?â a feminine voice made an apparition next to him
âno,â he didnât even bother looking at the woman next to him
âoh câmon handsome, playing hard to get?â she gets closer to him. âjust take a look at me and youâll change your mind,â she whispered
âew you stink, get away from me,â he pushed her off him
âyouâre gonna make me sad,â she tried to get closer to him again
âand i am gonna make you feel pain, get the fuck away from him,â you appeared in front of them, pretty pissed
she looked at you up and down, scoffed âare you his mom? leave us alone, weâre having a great time,â she tried to put her hand on his thigh but he pushed it away âmost definetely not,â he answers
âi am his girlfriend, so back tf off donât make me repeat myself,â you added getting closer to them. âyou really donât wanna mess with me,â
âis she really your girlfriend?â the glue chick insisted
before he could answer you  grabbed his arm and dramtaically pressed your lips against his making all your collegues and the people around you in that club gasp.
i mean the people who donât know you started cheering and your collegues gasped, that glue of a girl included.tsukishima couldnât help but smirk against your lips as he wrapped his long fingers holding the back of your neck pulling you closer, it lasted until you didnât have any more oxygen in your lungs.
he grabbed your hand and led the both of you out of the club, âbut baaaabe i till get to wrestle with blob fish-kun,â you pouted
the day after was supposed to be a weekend but youâve been called for idk what reason
needless to say everyone was off, some remembered few snippets, some thought it was their imagination
anyway, everyone knew but no one really talked it out you know ? some type of unspoken rule or whatever but no one minded
anyway back to the present moment
youâve been tracking for months a drug network or whatever the heck it is called
after months of intense tracking, following clues, interviewing suspects, sleepless nights and living of caffeine here you were going to finally stop the mfs
and tonight was the night
all your team was ready to catch them it was a matter of hours only
âareyou ready for tonight?â asked you tsukki handing you your coffee
âof course i am, especially after practicing my aim,â he smirks. âthanks by the way,â you add, head still down readeing your reports
âhey... hey yn,â he tris to catch his attention but you just hmm in response. âtsk, dumbass,â he flicks your forehead
âow, what ? i am busy!â you retort. âyn i know you; youâre not busy youâre stressed, everything is gonna be fine okay? youâve got this, weâve got this,â he held your hand
kei was not big on affacetion, he never really showed it especially in public he was more of a sarcatic remarks and teasing type of boyfriend but it never stopped him from showing affection when it was needed, like this moment. it was also not your type to show affection or feelings as you learned how to control them; it was much needed in your job. yet it didnât bother you when each of you got out of your way to be comfort each other
you smiled at him and peckd his lips quickely before anyone could see, âyou know i love you right,â you smiled at him
âwell, iâd love me too. i mean who wouldnât after all,â you roll his eyes at his smugness
âexcuse me sir, but i donât mix up between my personal and pro life. would you please stay 6 feet away from me,â you nag at him
âso petty and for what?â you stuck your tongue as an answeryou continued checking all the reports and files before you went on the spot, everyone was getting ready by now and you were alone in the office when you received a very much unexpected call
âhel-,â
âhello? please come help me iâm in depot 5, building 3, neighborhood koenji, in front of the subway station please hurry before they find me,â the call ended brutally
you place that person mentionned was familiar to you, of course it was where you were going to catch the heads of that network of drug trafficking. you quickely went with the procedure to report the call and the emergency to the central
âyuki please be quick we canât let them go, i am going now tell the others to join me there and send more men,â you blurt quickely before taking your protection and gun and leaving
once you arrived there you parked the car where no one could see it
wearing your protection and your gun tightly held in your hands, you looked for a discrete entery where you could sneak inyou finally ended up getting in from the back stairs leading to the 3rd floor before taking the stairs to go to the depot basement
you tried your best not to make any noise, and when you heard some noise you quickely hid behind a broken furnitureyou mentally asked yourself if you team was going to be there soonyou heard the voice of many men, plastic and metal sounds, anyway; sounds youâd hear in a depot filled with drug dealers, ya know the drill
at some point you heard the sounds vanish and going awayyou waited a few minutes before you thought it was a good idea to come out your hiding spot
as you walked closer to their previous spot you stumbled into a metalic box that was on the floor, âwhoâs there?â you quickely hid behind a pillar
âi said who the fuck is there ?â the man shot in the air but you didnât budge
âitâs rats, Moâ, letâs go,â another man added
great, just great yn you mentally scolded yourself
you decided to go wait for your collegues in the third floor since they would get there soon
as you saw the police car parking next to yours you hurried quietly to join them
ây/n you sick fuck they couldâve caught you,â tsukki hurries out of the car to see you
âshush! i couldnât let them go, i wanted to make sure they didnât leave,â you explained. âso they are there, all the heads are there. i couldnât find the person who called thoough, and of course there are many bodyguards; 4 in the main entry, 2 in the back, i also heard there are some on the roof.â you explain when the others came in. âi got there through these strairs leading to the 3rd floor,â you add, everyone nodding
âokay so hereâs how itâs gonna go,â starts daichi; since he is the captain of your team. he proceeds to explain how things are gonna go, the way youâre going to catch them ...ect
you, kei, and two others were teamed up together
the plan was going perfectly fine, everything was in order and it was bound to succeed
heads were being captured one by one, everyone getting neutralized
but nothing can go 100% fine, right ?
the four of you were going up to the roof so you can capture the guards there and finish the mission
you slightly opened the door and entered the opened space, before you could comprehend what was happening you a felt a horrible pain in your leg and a compilation of balls being shot in the air
âYN! yn, stay with me, donât you dare close your eyes,â kei hurries to you after him and the two others had shot the guards and called back up
you felt him wrap his jacket around your thigh tightly, âyn baby please, everything is gonna be fine you-,â he gasps after he felt his hand getting wet after he took your head, his eyes widden seeing how bloody his hand was and as he realized you hurt your head when you fell due to the shock
âkei,â a feint smile appeared on your face before you succumbed to your succumbed and let your heavy eyes take a rest
âYN? YN? no, no, no, no, are they fucking coming?â he asked your teammates who nodded. âbaby stay with me,â he squeezed you tighter before scooping you up and deciding it was better to take you down himself and not wait for the emergencies to come since he thought they were taking too long
                                    ༺ââââââââââââââââŕźť
you woke up with a horrible headache and how your muscles felt so sore, only the febril rays of the moonlight getting through the window illuminated the room. the annoying beeping of the machine next to you increased the pounding in your head
a nurse quickly came in, âhello there, how are you feeling?â you looked at her confused, finding a difficulty in letting the words slip from your dry throat, the only thing you managed to say was âpainâ. âitâs normal,â she proceeded to ask you a bunch of questions, checking that machine and do her work
after she left you tried to remember what happened but the last thing you could remember was when you opened the door of the rooftop, hearing bullets getting shot and thatâs it
âat least iâm not dead,â you sighed, going back to sleep
you woke up due to yelling in the hallway
âi told you to call me as soon as she woke up! you had one job!â you recognized your boyfriendâs voice
âsir, sir!â the nurse called him out but he opened your door and his expression softened as he saw you awake, softly smiling at him and rolling your eyes
he hurried to you, taking your hands in his softly, âi really want to hug you, but i donât want to hurt you,â he started. he let out a shaky sigh, â i was so scared, i didnât want to believe i had lost you,â he burried his face in your chest, you noticed his shoulders started shaking slightly
âhey itâs fine baby, iâm here, you canât get rid of me easily,â you started playing with his hair. âweâre gonna be old and bitter and people are gonna say how i aged like fine one and how your wrinkles are covering your grumpy face,â you chuckled
he lifted his head to look at you, âwhat?â you ask, your voice in a whisper
âi love you,â he said, you smiled soflty and carressed his cheek.
âi really want to kiss you but my breath stinks,â you chuckle, he rolls his eyes. âhow long has it been? you ask
âweek and a half, it felt like forever,â he pressed his forehead against yours, cupping your cheek
âiâm back now, right?â you smiled. âcome, ow,â you tried to make somle place for him
âomg careful dumbass,â he leaned next to you and held your hand
âhow are the others?â you ask, looking at your interwined fingers
âeverything is alright, we got all of them weâre done with this case,â he tried to end the topic. âiâm glad,â you voiced your thoughts
âiâm glad youâre alive,â he added. âi donât want to be away from you, i want to spend the rest of my life with you,â surprised, you looked at him with wide eyes. âlove, life is short especially with our job and i donât want to take the risk to spend one more day without you being my wife. i want to bicker with you over the dumbest things, see you tease me back when i tease you, wake up everyday next to you and your horrible bedhead, enjoy our food together and i can keep on listing what i want to live with all day long. i know this is not the best proposal ever but iâll make it up to you,â he balbbered all of a sudden, you just kept staring at him this whole time, tears blurring your vision but you blinked them away, the situation itself was already way too emotional for you
âso, y/l/n y/n, do you want to become old, bitter and grumpy with me?â his eyes were full of hope
âi wish i could hug you right now,â you started. âbut yes, i want to!â
he cupped your cheek and kissed you deeply, he still tried not to hurt you
âbut you are the one with the horrible bedhead,â you pulled away
âright, youâre the one with the stinky breath,â he teased you
âhey, are you crying? i should be the one crying,â you noticed his glossy eyes
âwhat are you talking about, itâs allergies, tsk,â he flicked your forehead, you winced in pain and hid your face, over exaggerating, making him worried. âdidi hurt you? omg baby iâm so sorry love, i didnât mean into, should i call the doctor?â
you finally showed your face and stuck your tongue out, âdumbass,â he smiled.
he cupped your face and pulled you into another kiss
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me rewatching dead poets society instead of doing my assignments
iâm not sure if anyone would even care about this but i am really bored soo here we go
neil looks so down when heâs with his father stopdjejdkfjnr
poor todd got forced to stand up i would get pissed eujehd
the best preparatory school? lmfao ok.
KEATING YAY
THE PRESSURE THAT TODD HAS TO GO THROUGH I CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES HE DOES NOT WANT THIS WTF
poor kids being forced to go there
LMFAO SPAZ
i still donât know what a stiff means is that even what he said?
OOPS LMFAO
attractive pieces of sht leaning on a door frame help
âkeen.â HA
YESSIR USJSJSJ
why does meeks kind of sound like me when i meet someone new
âhe flatters me.â LOLSJNDKSHSJJSKSJDC
âi thought youâd gOne.â
freaking hell stfu tom
iâve always thought this who calls their father âsirâ ???
THE LOOK CHARLIE AND KNOX SHARE HDNEJDJF
âBRAIN DAMAGEâ HSMEJD
they all look so confused like same
BRO SPAZ LMFAO
their smiles are so cute awwjdnejsnjd
POOR PITTS SHJWJS
MEEKS SMILE WHEN HE SAID AN UNFORTUNATE NAME
DING
âturn cold and die.â damn that took a turn fast
caaaaaarpeeeee dieeeeeem @siezethedaypoets (sorry! sjjejs)
âthat means you daLtoNâ the way he says it lfmaosjjd
i thought he was gonna do history he pulled out his chem book dhjshdbd
take a breath knox damn
them just not at all understanding math is a mood
too bad :/
AWW THE WXCITEMENT IN PITTS AND MEEKS EYES
âvery funny, dalton.â hehehhehehejjdjdjfjrkdn ccmv mf
AWW MEEKS
CHARLIE WTF YOU DRAWING
RIP SHRED TEAR
RIP RIP RIP
oh shit
ahh one of my fav scenes, charlie basically eating that ball of paper
i hate looking at this itâs so awkward like hello mr. mccallister
what will your verse be?
THE MASHED POTATOS
âno, keating.â LMFAO YES GO KEATING
is that stick? on the end of the table?
âdonât come please.â
âno shIt, sherlock.â HA I LOVE THIS GUY
âpittsie, cmon!â âhis grades are hurting, charlie.â i literally just love this conversation
âiâll try anything once.â âexcept sex!â âha ha ha.â HSJWJJSND ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAV CONVOS
âWOMEN SWOON HA HA HAâ THE EVIL LAUGH WTF SHEJJS
âCHARLIE @tellmewhytheyswoonâ SORRY I HAD TO LMFAO
LMFAO SHUT UP WILL YOU
this is so chaotic and messy damn
the treatshsjdj
theyâre loud asf
i wonder whoâs who while they were running with the hoods
OH CRAP THE SUN IS OUT WHAT that isnât in the movie sorry
I LOVE MEEKS AND CHARLIEâS RELATIONSHIP SM
i could never take note of the minutes when something happens how will he do that
YESSIR PART TWO
HOW DID PITTS TAKE THE OTHER HALF SO FAST
EVEN TODD KNOWS CAMERONS STORY LMFAO
LMFOA KNOX IS STARING AT THE PICTURE
MEEKS HOOO THEN I SAW THE CONGO CREEPING THROUGH THE BLACK
THE LITTLE BOING NOISE LMFAO WHAT IS THAT
âare you a man or an amoeba?â iâm sorry lol what the hell do you mean sjdjiend
TO WOO WOMEN
âwhy do i stand up here? anybody?â â@tofeeltallerâ HA I LOVE DOING THIS IM SORRY
i would cry if i found out that i had to make a poem AND read it aloud in front of everyone
poor todd thougsjwhidfj
i wanna marry todd. lmfao where did that come from
RADIO FREE AMERICA
AWW THEM DANCING STFU THIS IS SO CUTE
i canât hear the audio hellloooooojdjwksbdken
AWW we got some anderperry content here
lol i wanna wear their sweaters
:/// TODD
âno.â âno? what do you mean no?â âno.â *smirks* HAJDJDJWKNS
DONT BE IMMATURE
IDK WHERE TF THE INSTRUMENTS CAME FROM BUT I LOVE IT
the birds are so pretty
nice outfit knox
STOP STARING DUDE YOUâRE MAKING IT TOO OBVIOUS CMON
âsounds to me like youâre daunted.â JSJS
TO INDEED BE A GOD
MEEKS AND PITTS WOTH THEIR HEADPHONES ON AWW
âPUCK YOUâ LMFAOAJSJJDJ
i bet toddâs poem is actually great
âthe cat sat on the mat.â DNDIDHJDJDJDHS i love how keating still said it wasnât all bad though
BRO DAMN DONT CALL TODD AND I OUT LIKE THAT
lmfao toddâs just hating every second of this
âsweaty toothed madmanâ i can see that too whatsbjdjdjsn
THIS IS BETTER THAN ANY POEM I EVER TRIED TO WRITE GREAT JOB TODD
NEIL IS AMAZED
when keating pushed their foreheads together wtf aww father son love typa thing thatâs so cutejjedujsidj
LMFOA NO KNOX TRIPPED
YAYY GOAL
wtf this seems so fun
âyour parents collect pipes? oh thatâs really interesting.â LFMAOOAJSJD I LOVE PITTS
poetrusic by charlie dalton
laughing crying mumbling tumbling
DAMN HES GOOD
the little kind of aggressive hair ruffle awwjendn
OOO VOCABULARY
LMFAO THE LITTLE CHUCKLE KNOX DOES
AWW THEYRE ALL SO HAPPY FOR KNOX
THE SCARFSJJD
âexercising my right not to walk.â smartass
itâs toddâs birthday and no one greeted him excpet neil stfukqbxqbcdbkrw
the first unmanned flying desk set yes yes
THEY ALL JUST STOOD UP LMFAO
merlin knox you are DRUNK
PLEASE DONT ISTG KNOX
THATS NOT WHAT HE MEANT BY CARPE DIEM
well youâre in deep trouble now
âitâs God. he says we should have girls at welton.â as much as i love this scene what the hell were you thinking my man
i donât get how this was legal back then. wtf is it gonna do? youâre just hurting the kids bro
the pain in his eyes stop
â@dangitneil the nameâs nuwanda.â pain brokqdb jdjf
CRAP CRAP CRAP MR PERRY GET OUT
the pic of keatingâs wife/gf aww
neil youâre gonna make me cry stop
that is so odd why are their lockers like connected from the left side isnât it usually from the right?
JSKSIJDEIUWKDRUEJSJX CHRIS IS SO DONE NODKDMD
that piece of bread
THIS GUY JUST SHOVED A KID CMON KNOX
âWHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING?â
AWW WHEN TODD MESSED UO CAMERONS HAIR
CHARLIE LMFAO I MENA NUWANDA
KNOX IS DONE W THEM TOO
chris is gorgeous omg
the snow in her hair stop marry me
âyou are SO infuriatingâ
i hate how iâm just completely forgetting whatâs gonna happen in like 10 minutes
PUCK
LMFAOTHEM HOLDING DOWN CHARLIE
âheâs really good.â AW YES HE IS FUCSHWMDMD
wait the holding hands is kinda cute thoughsjdnd
bro mr perry is making me want to kill someone maybe him
NEILâS SMILE IMMEDIATELY WENT AWAY IHATE YOU TOM
damnit you idiot i hate you sm let your son live you bastard
sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sobs sobs sobs
merlin neil
IM JUST NOT GONNA THINK ABOUT THIS YK
HA HA HA NOT CRYING
SIGHS AGAIN
DEAR LORD
NO TODD IS GONNA MAKE ME CRY TOO STOP
THEY ALL SEEM LIKE THEYRE IN SHOCK NO
damn everything
SIGH WHY DIDNT I STOP WATCHING? IDFK
âitâs beautiful.â NOFNEJWGHSGEMWGE NEED WH
KEATING NO
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
charlie just sitting down not singing i hate this
i probably shouldâve just stopped watching yk but i didnât but thatâs okay i think
i got so pissed the first time they said that they were gonna ask questions like??? did mr perry did no at all realize that it was his fault?
sigh cameron you arenât always that bad but in this scene i loathe you
NO RICHARD
DAMNIT YOU MADE TODD SNAP
AND CHARLIE SNAPPED TOO YOU JUST MESSED UP TOO MUCH MAN
i hate how it went from a happy dark academia movie to this cmon
toddâs dad is so mean shut up he was just asking a question
it feels so sad in the room i hate it
the empty chairs pls no
keatingâs little chuckle man i miss their smiles
BRO SROP THEY LOOK SO SAD TODD ISTG
*GASP OF HAPPINESS IN THE MIDDLE OF CRYING* HUHUHUH
TODD MEEKS STICK SPAZ PITTS KNOX GEORGE? HA I LOVE YALL
and weâre done. damn okay
thanks for reading ig fjdbshsbjwhdjsj
anyways iâm tired goodnight or morning or wtvr thanks! and sorry <3
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Bunnyâs 200 follower event
request: ok this is for my baby, my shawty, my luv xoxo, my bitch, my world, my EVERYTHING đŠ @plutowrites her request was sent in private so imma keep it that way âŁď¸ please enjoy baby đ
a/n: ok so I know you got boyfie kenma but this is who Iâd match you with excluding that scary mf đđ sooo say hello to boyfie #2 & #3
Reading your request, you have been matched with...
(ăĽďżŁ ³ ̄)㼠Tsukishima Kei
I just knew eventually weâd come to this Pluto đŞ letâs address the mental illness that is being with Tsukishima đŞ IM JUST KIDDING PLS
Ok but no fr everything youâre looking for in a relationship? ^ this guy got
Tsuki is so funny idc
Heâll constantly be whispering snarky remarks in your ear about people around you and just absolutely dog on them and itâs SO funny
And sometimes heâll just look at you after Hinata said something stupid like đ and ITS SO HARD TO NOT BURST INTO TEARS
Like this boy is gonna have you in stitches
And heâs so smart with it too like heâs so witty
Heâs also the kind of guy where if youâre dying after he said smth heâs gonna look you up and down with a smirk cause heâs proud of himself LMAO
Heâs also not clingey but a lowkey simp
Like heâd never in his fucking life admit to being a simp
But the speed at which he flips his phone when he thinks he might have a notif from you
And the way he will listen to the SAME song on rpt in those mf headphones if it reminds him of you
Youâre his home screen too AND HIS EARS WOULD BURN SO BRIGHT RED WHEN YAMS FIRST NOTICES IT
Cause heâs using his phone to text his mom or smth and sees the home screen and is just đ¤đłđ ~tsukiii
And Tsukis just
đđđłđ
âGive me my phone, you can walk home.â
HES JUST SHY ABOUT LOVING YOU OK
Tsukishima is so decisive too I-
Youâd be taking like 3 seconds too long to decide and heâd decide for you LMAO
Or youâd just give him a ~look like đłđĽş and heâd just know and heâd roll his eyes and figure it out LMAO
Pls youâll be somewhere and wonât know what you want to eat and youâre getting nervous cause your guys turn to order is coming up and heâd just order something for you heâd know youâd like and after just pull you into his side and kiss the top of your head
âYouâre such an idiot.â
ďżźyouâre VERY lucky heâs good at making good decisions LMAO
Ok he is going to be squishing your cheeks literally all the time????
Like you do anything and heâs grabbing your cheeks with one hand and moving your head back and forth while he talks to you in the mocking baby voice ya know?
âOh you think youâre so smart baby~â
Heâs mean but like, itâs ok cause itâs him and itâs h-hot đŚđ¤˘ and he loves you obviously đ
ďżź bitch you said banter that borderlines mean? This bout to be your favorite song^ all he DOES is bully
Itâs his love language at this point
Your name in his phone is baby đ§Ą
But he says itâs just your name LMAO
Until you call his phone so he can find it and you see your contact name
Pls bully him about it he deserves it
It does not matter that youâre tall he will call you tiny literally any chance it makes sense
Can you reach things on the top shelf?
Yes
Does he care?
No
And he will grab it for you and be like
Youâre too tiny I got it đâđź LMAO
Okok you mentioned you have eczema
One of Tsukis ways of showing he really does love you is taking care of you
He notices youâre getting low on your cream?
He already went to the store to get some for you
Youâre having a flare up and feeling a little insecure?
Heâs kissing your temple and whispering how beautiful you look today in your ear, hoping youâll think about the way his hand is running up and down your arm and how heâs breathing down your neck, and the way the skin behind your ear is burning now from the second kiss he placed, rather than the way youâre eczema is making you feel
Heâs a little more affectionate in public that day than he normally would choose to be
Itâs subtle, things like intertwining your fingers and kissing your hand before pulling you in his direction rather than the way heâd usually hold your pinky and lightly tug you his way
Or coming up right behind you to look at something youâre showing him, towering over you with his chest against your back
âThatâs awesome.â He says it sarcastically but still leans down to press a kiss to your cheek
âCâmon letâs get what we actually came for stupid.â
Even when heâs driving you guys there and back his right hand is resting on your thigh instead of the wheel, only moving to adjust the radio
He notices and his solution to bad thoughts is âthink of me instead then bitchâ
He keeps literally any and everything youâve EVER made him
You met in highschool and now live together while youâre in college?
He still has those first things you made him in highschool in a little scrapbook album he made after a couple years of being together
Ok he eats the treats you bake in moderation in front of you ,,, but youâve come across him more than once getting a midnight snack
đŞđŚđ§đťđ
Crumbs around his mouth and all LMAOOO
ďżźok while he wouldnât understand the basketball obsession completely he WILL put on a Raptors jersey and sit and watch every game with you and love your reactions
Heâs even recorded games for you if you were too busy to watch it and then when you have the time to watch it he IS WEARING HIS JERSEY AND TURNING IT ON ALREADY AND YOURE JUST đĽşđ¤˛đź
But heâs just đ donât make a big deal out of it
He takes things youâve baked him to lunch every day bye
OK IM GONNA STOP NOW LMAO
Your vibe reminds me of...
Another suitable match for you would be...
(ăĽďżŁ ³ ̄)㼠Jean Kirschtein
OK LISTEN THIS WAS SO HARD
I was reading and I was using my brain HARD I almost said Eren but I donât think heâd be making smart decisions for yâall... and that mf is too indecisive yâall would really get nothing done LMAO
Apparently I just really love you and Jean
Okok ANYWAYS
Literally the most reliable and attentive mf
Heâs a MASTER at being a simp without being too clingy
Always buying things you need from the store (heâs a lil bit of a rich boy too cmon now)
He remembers ALL of your favorite snacks and drinks
And when they change he makes a mental note of it
Literally a quarter of his brain is a roladex of your favorite Haribo gummyâs itâs ridiculous LMAO
He absolutely refuses to share things you bake him with literally anyone
God forbid Sasha gets a whiff, he swears heâll fist fight her
ITS NOT JUST CAUSE ITS GOOD EITHER
He thinks itâs so special cause you made it for ~him so why tf should someone else get a taste đ¤¨âđź
Heâs not even a lowkey simp at this point
The way heâd spoil you pls...
Like at some point youâre like Jean I- I only need so many necklaces
Yeah heâll just move on to the next thing
Ok this a lil saucey but heâs definitely the type to buy you lingerie he wants to see on you
And if youâre feeling nervous or insecure heâs gonna be all over you and saying all kinds of things in your ear since youâre too shy to make eye contact
Your face is buried in his chest and heâs just running his hands down your sides and whispering little things in your ear like how pretty you are for him and how good you are for trying this on for him
ANYWAYS
He would love to bake with you as a date đĽşđ¤˛đź
I donât think heâd be that great ... but he tries!!
And he gets to spend time with you, even if you are laughing at him đ¤
Another one whoâs a decision maker
Heâs gonna ask you more than tsuki would LMAO but ultimately heâs taking charge in the relationship
He just loves you so much pls
Your vibe reminds me of...
Baby I hope I did this justice đŞđ¤˛đź Iâm literally in love with you they better watch out... đŞđ§đťââď¸......
Requests are open until February 26th 8:00 pm PST
-đout
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âClariceâ Liveblog: Episodes 5 & 6
Since these are extraordinarily late, I tried to keep them more concise/focused than before. Iâm sorry for how long itâs taken me to (almost) catch up. And to the handful of you whoâve enjoyed these and encouraged me to do them: thank you!
Episode 5, âGet Right With Godâ
the music at the beginning of this episode might just be in the maintenance guyâs headphones(!) but it was still aâŚChoice.
thereâs something so tragic about watching Clarice be unable to use her legs⌠:â(
this whole scenario feels like a twisted parallel universe version of the end of Hannibal.
glad to see Ardelia finally has her priorities straight and is going to fight for her best friend! letâs forget her Episode 4 subplot ever happened.
good: the warrior finding a weapon even in the direst of circumstances!
bad: those damn moths are back. at least this time they might be drug-induced.
âshe worked Bill aloneâ no, she didnât. not really. (Hannibal: Iâm right here.)
stop trying to make Likable Paul happen, itâs never going to happen!!!
I HATE the âReeseyâ nickname, yâall. HATE. IT.
plus, we know that her dad called her âBabyâ?
her fatherâs appearance doubles down on the end-of-Hannibal vibes...Not Sure If Want.
wow, Clarice is being literally tortured? thanks, I hate it!!!
really doubt that Clariceâs Pinto used to belong to her father (who drives a truck in the books??)... weird flex.
and how would she even have gotten it? her mother would either have driven that car into the ground out of necessity or else have sold it for the money the Starlings needed so desperately.
Pintos also werenât super high-quality cars and were definitely not built to last ~20 years.
Clarice already being able to chat with her father whenever she needs to really undermines the therapy Hannibal will eventually give her, butâŚI guess theyâve already accepted theyâll never make it that far?
âyouâre trying to get in my headâ yeah, and sheâs doing it, tooââcause she learned from the best!
âyou get an answer, I get an answer, Felker.â sheâs Hannibalâs girl all right.
this episodeâs had flashes of brilliance before diving back intoâŚwhatever tf watching one of your favorite characters of all time being tortured is.
IÂ really wanted Ardelia to say that no, but Clarice was like a sister to her.
it took FIVE episodes to get some lamb imagery, but weâve been looking at moths for the entire season?!
oof, Clarice voicing her own insecurities about her childhood abandonment and using them to twist Felkerâs arm...painful but smart.
HANNAH!!!
I would die 4 baby Clarice
after all that, Clarice is going to apologize to Ardelia about last week? this episode SUCKS.
Good: Clarice playing mind games with Felker like Hannibal did to her; Ardelia going to bat for her bestie, lamb flashbacks, baby Clarice, and HANNAH!
Bad: So much. Clarice being medically tortured multiple times, moth hallucinations, the several-years-premature (imo) Daddy-as-Guardian-Angel plot device, âReeseyâ...did I mention Clarice getting repeatedly tortured?!
Ugly: Krendler backstory + making out with his wife. Ew.
Wow, this episode was a hot mess, and I kind of hated it. I loved Clariceâs really Hannibalesque approach to Felker, and Iâm so thrilled that Hannah got mentioned at all (tho...did they need to be so heavy-handed with the helmet and gun and everything?) Also nice to see Ardelia behaving much more in-character. That said, it was sickening and imo totally unnecessary to further traumatize Clarice the way they did. To make her almost helpless.
Clarice, and by extension Rebecca Breeds (who is fantastic and deserves better), has been given very little range so far. Sheâs frequently been shown as miserable, afraid, desperate, traumatized, angry, resentful, but I also want to see her joyful, laughing, silly, relaxed...something else that will give her depth. Her life wasnât miserable 24/7, 365. It was just unfulfilling. We got glimpses of this in the first two episodes. PLEASE bring it back!
And rn Iâm questioning how Clariceâs career can possibly drag on for another six years after this. Her apparent PTSD is already interfering with her job performance as it is--this experience is only going to make it worse. Her âbody countâ in Hannibal was around five, iirc, and that was enough to slap her with the âDeath Angelâ moniker. In the show at least four people have died in close proximity to Clarice in the space of like...a week. How does she come back from that, even as the savior of Catherine Martin? Itâs a PR nightmare for obth Clarice and the FBI.
Theyâve also sort of forgotten that the Martins existed while continuing to flesh out Krendlerâs (?!) character? Itâs weird.
I almost donât even want to watch Episode 6 after that. But here goes...
Episode 6, âHow Does It Feel to Be So Beautiful?â
the freaking MOTHS again, I hate them!
frankly, yeah, Clarice should be on leave.
Clariceâs nondescript monochrome suits and constant ponytail are just so boring. in the book sheâs described as never having to put effort into making her hair look good--so why is it always pulled back in this show?
Iâm not sure itâs very in-character for Clarice, at this point in her career, to go over her bossâs head to get out of admin leave (one she really needs to take tbh) even for the sake of solving a case
lol what the actual hell @ AG Martin guilt-tripping Clarice, who was very recently tortured and almost died, for not calling Catherine back? Clarice is not Catherineâs therapist!
THIS is what my Vogue-reading heroine with burgeoning great taste wears for a night out? so disappointing.
never in my life did I think Iâd be sitting through Krendlerâs personal drama in a show ABOUT CLARICE STARLING.
her costume sucks and her hairstyleâs from years in the future, but dang does Clarice look gorgeous.
and I love thinking of her getting a taste of the luxury sheâll enjoy with Hannibal. :)
you know what? I think I was actually fine with them forgetting that the Martins were in this show.
whyyy is Krendler being made so sympathetic?!
now Catherine Martin âloved to sewâ just like Frederica Bimmel? hmm. (tbf, maybe this is in the novel, and Iâve just forgotten.)
her gift for Clarice is sweet, though.
so beautiful, indeed
Christ on a cracker, that confrontation between the Martins was painful to watch (not a criticism). this showâs AG and her daughter are very much two of a kind in terms of emotional manipulation.
I stan one (1) doofus
now either Catherineâs gaslighting Clarice...or Clariceâs trauma (over BILL! again with this!) is so pervasive that itâs twisted her memories. either way, I hate it.
so Krendlerâs lawyer is dirty and thatâs why heâll (probably) turn against Clarice? but WHY? why canât Krendler just suck?
Good: Clarice looking gorgeous, Ardelia continuing to fight for Clarice, female characters in positions of authority everywhere
Bad: Clariceâs underwhelming costumes, Clariceâs primary/worst trauma apparently STILL being Buffalo Bill & having Clarice break down crying again (and NOT over what happened last week, which would tbh make a lot more sense).
Sad: Shaanâs backstory about his wife, everything involving Catherine
Ugly: Krendler subplot. Ugh.
I just donât know how I feel about this installment. Wish I cared more about the overarching conspiracy plot, but Iâm really only here for Clarice and Ardelia. And while no show can stand on the shoulders of a single character, for a show about Clarice, there seems to be quite a bit of screentime devoted to her bosses, Martin and Krendler, and even to her team members. And all without Clarice herself getting much character development. They donât seem to be exploring much of her character other than her traumatic backstories, and Iâm no longer very hopeful that sheâll be much more fleshed out in the last four episodes, either. Itâs a bummer. I really think Rebecca could shine like Jodie did if she were given a chance.
Most of the scenes with the Martins were visceral and felt so real that it was hard to watch. That said...the AG Martin/Catherine content all strikes me as being somewhat detached from the rest of the show, as if the writers are making it up as they go along with no real end goal in mind.
Man...these two were rough going. Very little humor or warmth and absolutely no joy. Of course the source material is dark, so a somewhat dark crime drama is to be expected, but IÂ really think the show needs a slightly less intense, bleak and (dare I say it?) unpleasant episode. But they writers have really dug themselves into a hole by zeroing in on Clariceâs PTSD. And unlike in Hannibal, thereâs no love interest with whom she (and by extension, the audience) can flee her misery and pain.Â
I'm cautiously optimistic about the rest of the season. A lot of the ingredients are there, and despite my many criticisms, itâs been great to spend time with a character I love. Fingers crossed that they finish strong!
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punk!Minato brain rot at 2 am headcannons isnât this quality content
do I wanna know and daddy issues as a person
he has an undercut bc I said so đŤ
probably gets dress coded like every day tbh (thatâs disgusting and rude â¤ď¸ his fit is incredible đ)
leather jackets and doc martens type beat
probably customized his Gekkoukan uniform so much it doesnât even look like a uniform đđ
canon: hello my name is minato nice to meet u ig
this Minato: why the FUCK do u a have a gun and can I try it and what the FUCK is going on out there what is that ugly ass green that graces my delicate eyes
Mitsuru âoh wow! I hate him.â kirijo
SEES has a fuck jar for every time he says fuck
minato, opening a door: whatâs up fuckers
Minato, making a sandwich: where the fuck is the bread
Minato, watching TV: what the fuck im not crying itâs just dusty as fuck in here
SEES, broke: pls,,,,stop
âkIrIjO-sAn wHeN dO i gEt tO bLoW sHiT uPâ
extremely disappointed that his persona is Orpheus he wanted smth cooler
âwho the fuck plays a Lyre?? what the fuck is this?? intro to theatre?? give me the cool big scary one that popped out of u rnâ âMinato Arisato
Orpheus: :,(
âfuck the system and eat the richâ
âwhat about Mitsuru-Senpai?â
âeat. the. rich.â
Mitsuru absolutely despises this man with a burning passion
junpei thinks heâs cool (and is jealous but who wouldnât be tbh)
yukari thinks heâs refreshing compared to miss âI SiGneD YoU uP fOr SUMMEr ScHoolâ and mr âpRoTeinâ
now sheâs stuck with mr âgood morning everyone, *looks at Mitsuru* not you though, you can chokeâ
at least he has a sense of style đ˝
he doesnât like Mitsuru (omg what gave that away đ)
he thinks sheâs 1. too stuck up 2. is rich and eat the rich and 3. is partially the cause of this whole mess đť
no longer boy with headphones heâs boy with foul mouth đ
lowkey kinda smart but youâd never be able to tell
â¨tattoos â¨
literally always coming back to the dorm with bruises and scratches and nobody knows why
spoiler: itâs bc heâll hear ppl talking shit about his friends (yeah even MitsuruđŞ) and will beat the shit out of them đź
he got into a brawl in the hallway with 5 kids after he heard them talking shit about Shinji after he died â¤ď¸ as he should king
Shinjiro and Minato said âtough on outside but softies on insideâ rights and thatâs what they bond over đ˝
theyâre lowkey pretty close and bc I said so Minato met Shinji early after exploring that part of town heâs in
now theyâre punk buddies đź (is Shinji punk agsjashajsh oh well â¤ď¸)
Minato would actually die for each and every one of SEES even if he doesnât show it
the tough guy facade was born from his parents death as a coping mechanism so he never got hurt again đ
Minato âim a motherfucking wildcard bitchesâ Arisato
peircings đź
he looks scary we know but youâd never guess he spends time with like a 9 year old and buys her dinner and listens to her problems (we stan)
we love a man who can sit and listen đâ¨
yukari saw him buy Maiko takayoki and decided âhmm this is newâ and thus began the cycle of âhes not so tough after allâ
Junpeiâs âheâs not so tough after allâ was him spending time with the elderly couple who runs Bookworms đ
Akihiko noticed how, if he could, Minato would take hits for teammates
someone tried to mess with Fuuka and he sent them to the â¨h o s p i t a lâ¨
fuukas realization was when the scary looking boy who cuffs his jeans and has tats made friends with her đ˝
Mitsuruâs took a hot minute bc uhhhhh slowburn đ¤
hers was how he continuesly tried to help the student body even tho they rejected him bc uh heâs kinda â¨s c a r yâ¨
which was like?? interesting to her tbh bc these were the kids who dubbed him the outsider and yet he still strived to help them đž
so she made the twink part of student council
and he kinda went off ngl đ
and thatâs on being a valuable asset â¨
although he only calls Mitsuru âdaddy issuesâ which pisses her off â¤ď¸
her personal â¨d i s c o v e r y⨠is him lending his blazer (HAJSHS the âblazerâ covered in pins and chains đđ which is ripped in some places đ˝) one day as an umbrella đĽş
âyouâll catch a cold, daddy issuesââsays the bitch soaking wet after letting her use his jacket
when heâs a gentleman đŤ
when they get past the enemies stage to friends đŠ
mitsuru thinks his perspectives are outlandish and refreshing
âjust say no tfââhis answer in being told she needs a fiancĂŠ
did he lie tho đ
apologizes for being a dick đ¤Š
will beat the fuck outta anyone who disrespects his rich friend â¤ď¸
haha kinda scary when heâs mad â¤ď¸
whatâs that wipes blood from mouth while smiling aesthetic cause thatâs him
fashionable king we love to see it
ceo of smirking
ceo of âhey daddy issuesâ
ceo of âfuckâ
he got his earring stuck to his pillow once and only Shinji knows
âDoes it fucking look like I read?â âMinato arisato who read the entire twilight series and is an Edward stan
akihiko likes to brawl with him cuz he thinks his street fighting style is nifty
can literally hear him from a mile away due to his loud ass chains and boots (stealth 0 â¤ď¸)
has small monochromatic Arcana inspired tattoos littered around his torso (itâs a game of whereâs Waldo đ¤Š)
âI donât listen to pop.ââsays Minato on his way to listen to One Direction
Mitsuru likes to ask what each tattoo means (sometimes itâs just like âidk i saw a guy I beat up once have it and I thought it was cool đźâ)
ârude boyâ (what not based off the rihhana song where did u get that đ¤ ) is Mitsuruâs nickname for him
likes collecting pins đ¤
has way too much jewelry yukari will just steal some occasionally đ
lowkey self conscious about being seen with Mitsuru
lmfao imagine seeing this punk who only wears leather jackets, doc martens and ripped jeans holding hands with the literal polar opposite of him
taking đ¤đŠ¸đš and â¤ď¸đđł to a whole a new level
he thinks she can do better and doesnât want to tarnish her name đ¤§
mitsuru learned from him itâs not her obligation to give two flippity flying fucks and WILL hold his hand as they walk down the hallways đâ¨
LMFAO imagine ure just a regular student and all of sudden the student council president who owns the whole damn school walks in wearing the foul mouthed blue haired punks jacket đ
âWhat in the wattpadââGekkoukan
âwhat in the goth x prepââSEES
Minato has fine ass eyeliner sorry I donât make the rules â¤ď¸
in conclusion punk!minato is best Minato
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SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER VERSE
                        MOVIE REVIEW
(DISCLAIMER: MY OPINION IS MY OWN AND CAN BE DEEMED INVALID TO THOSE WHO DONâT CARE FOR IT.)
June 27th, 2019 the year of our Lord (whichever one that may be) I watch a spectacular movie that I can truly say that the awards won were well deserved. Spider-Man was the first superhero I can truly say I looked up too and heâs super duper awesome my dudes. I plan on rewatching the movie again so I can complete this post.
Man, this post is gonna be extremely long but itâs totally worth it!
I FUCKING LOOOVVVEEE THIS INTRO MAAAAAAANNNNN!!
âWith great powers come great responsibilityâ - UNCLE BEN
AHHHHH THEY DID THE SPIDER-MAN 3 DANCE DEAD
YOUâRE MY SUNFLOWER!!!!!!!
The love that his parents give is amazing.
Iâm glad to see an ethnic spiderman its dope that he speaks Spanish and English.
I understand that Spider-man is a vigilante
âWith accountability comes great accountabilityâ - JEFFERSON DAVIS
He didnât have to do MILES like that lol
DEAD THAT CLASS WAS QUIET AF
AYYYEEE THE CITY IS BUMPINâ TONIGHT!!!!!
LOL MILES needs to get his face off that window.
Ayyee black people really do that stuff with that chill talkinâ being all smooth and shiiii ROFL
OOFFF
AHHH SHIT ITâS GOING DOWN WITH THE GRAFFITI AND THE SPIDER
SPIDER BITE
LMFAO BOOP!
Damn his roommate just loves to study.
That is a lot of sweat tho
âIâM A MAN.â - MILES
Haircut looks cool though if you ask me.
âEVERYONE KNOWS!â - MILES
âWOAH SHEâS TALLâ - MILES
PETER droppinâ bops huh??
OOOO THAT LANDING WAS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was some freaky shit when that spider glitched though. It kinda turned into a thriller movie for a minute.
DAAAMMMNNN a normal person would be dead
âStanton Island maybe but not Brooklyn!â - PETER
You better catch him!!!
he better not say you only get one of thâŚâŚ.. AAAHHHHH HE SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE FUCKING SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!
PROWLER got a lot of balls flyinâ up on him like that.
WILSON FISK IS TOOOO FUCKINâ BIG!!!!!!!
Dang, these glitches remind me of when Vanellelope has hers. (I think her name is spelled wrong but itâs whatever at this point.)
You know whenever people make promises they sometimes are hard to keep.
WTF HEâS BLONDE!!!!!!!! WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST KILLED⌠AHHHHHHH
ROFL âYeah I think itâs a BANKSY.â - BYSTANDER
RIO is the sweetest mom ever.
PETER should not have gone out that way! MAAAAANNNNNN
STAN LEE R.I.P
Boy, you better not jump off that building that black in you betteâŚÂ LOL, HE TOOK HIS ASS RIGHT BACK DOWN!
damn, he messed up the hard-drive.
Aww, I love that ominous blue and red lighting⌠good symbolism.
PETER B. PARKER
Spider-Man for the last 22 years
blah blah blah workinâ hard and fallinâ in love
15 years past
buried Aunt May
Split up with MJ
Seahorses mate for lifeÂ
âCould you image a seahorse seeing another seahorse⌠and then making it work.â - PETER B PARKER
pizza is life
YEAH, THAT BLONDE SHIT THREW ME FOR A LOOP TOO!
âAdiosâ - MILES
DAAAMMMNN he didnât have to do PETER B like that!
âLooks like a child dressed like spider-man dragging a homeless corpse behind a train.â - POLICE OFFICER
Aye, I fuck with the song that was being played through that guyâs headphones even though I donât even know what it was.Â
âWhy is your body another shapeâ - MILESÂ damn thatâs fucked upÂ
GOOODDDDDAMMMMN THAT GLITCH FUCKED HIM UP!
These fucking sweatpants man
âDONâT PLAY WITH ME.â - MILESÂ (black people love that line lol)
âYou good with that Spider-Man?!â - MILES
âIn my universe, this place closed 6 years ago. I donât know why.â - PETER B PARKERÂ (Probably because the restaurant has a C rating)
Was lowkey waiting for a roach to crawl across somethingÂ
I LOVE THIS SONG!
âSpider-Man doesnât wear a cape.â -Â MILESÂ (He doesnât wear sweatpants either)
How tf did WILSON FISK get his BIG ASS INTO THAT CAR?!?!?!
lol his booty jiggled a bit hehehehehe
hold up this chick sound like Jessie from Toy StoryâŚ
WOAH either she a freak or she likes pushing people
âAnd I for one canât wait to watch.â - DR. OCÂ (WTF DID SHE JUST SAY!!)
LOL, HE HITÂ âEM WITH THE âHEYâ.
Aww, theyâre having a bonding moment!Â
GWEN STAC(E)Y UP IN THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last 2 years
Joined a band
Saved her dad
Couldnât save her PETER PARKER
Doesnât do friends to save herself feeling.
Oh, weâre getting a little WILSON FISK flashback.
Damn, why is she driving so fastâŚ
Something like that was bound to happen Iâm sorry to say.Â
This dude really got some board shoulders.
SPIDER PEOPLE
Why does PETER B PARKER have on two different types of shoes?
BRUH AUNT MAY CAME FOR HIM!
DAAAANNNGG AUNT MAY THUGGINâ HUH!?!?!?!?!
TRIGGERED
DEAD AUNT MAY has âHELLO MY NAME IS âŚâ cards
âWherever I go, the wind follows.â - SPIDER-MAN NOIR
BRUH JOHN MAOULNEY
SPIDER-MAN NOIR
Year: 1933Â
Job: Private Eye
Likes: Drinking egg creams and fighting Nazis (A LOT)
âSometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something anything.â
PENI PARKER SPIDER
Year: 3145
Has a psychic link with a spider that lives inside of her fatherâs robot.
Lost her father
BEST BUDS FOR LIFE
SPIDER-HAM
PETER PORKER
Bitten by a radioactive pigÂ
Photographer for the Daily Beagle
Usually, when heâs not working like a dog he chasing a story
Likes to frolic and dance while doing it in his pants.Â
SAD FACE EMOJI
if stitch had a glitch lol
PETER B PARKER really puttinâ MILES on blast.Â
STOP FUCKING CROWDING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
This movie is back on their spooky ooky shit
Damn only if he knew his uncle was the PROWLER...
LOL, THAT MUSIC!!!!!!!!!
RUN BOY RUN THIS WORLD ISNâT MEAN FOR YOU!
BRUH PENIâS FACE!!!
âThis is a pretty hardcore origin story.â - SPIDER-MAN NOIR
âWe donât pick the ballroom we just dance.â - SPIDER-MAN NOIR
OOOFFF WHEN AUNT MAY SAYS TAKE IT OUTSIDE SHE MEANS IT!
Of course, MILES dad is on the way
OH, SHIT SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING FACE!!!
OH, FUCK!!!!!!
How the fuck you gonna be flying around without some type of bulletproof vest. DAMN SMH
Man, a kid should not be seeing someone die right in front of them.Â
JEFFERSON didnât deserve to find his brother that way.Â
Iâm glad theyâre having a heart to heart to him. But that room is too small
âMILES the hardest part about this job is that you canât save everyoneâ - SPIDER-HAM
âDo animals talk in this dimension because I donât want to freak him out.â - SPIDER-HAM
Let the bodies hit the floor.Â
âA leap of faithâ - PETER B PARKER
At least his dad came by to speak to him.
He had that boy fucked up again!
AUNT MAY A THUG BRO!!!!
THIS SONG IS GETTINâ ME HYPED UP AND IâM NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING MOVIE!
Man them taking the bus is really killinâ me
Bruh the waiter
ROFL
BATTLE ROYALE BABY!!!!
YEAH MILES
âDo you have a problem with cartoons?!?!â - SPIDER-HAM
PENI Iâm sorry to say but your BUD FOR LIFE is gone.
MILESÂ is a smooth criminal!!
WILSON FISK BIG MAD!!
I find it so cool that each time they jumped back into the portal it was reflected off of them.
ROFL âThatâs all folksâ âIs he allowed to say that legally?â
WILSON FISK always tryinâ to hurt somebody damn!
NOBODY TOOK YOUR FUCKING FAMILY BITCH THAT WAS YOU! IF YOU TRULY KNEW YOUR WIFE YOU WOULDâVE KNOWN THAT SHE DIDNT GET JIGGY WITH THAT SHIT PERIOD!
THE SHOULDER TOUCH
MILES did that (with help of course)
C-Mobile = T-Moblie hehehehehehe
BRUH HE DID WILSON FISK DIRTY!!!
MILES MORALES
SPIDER-MAN for 2 days
Finally, finished his essay
Saved a lot of people
Spent time with his father
Got hit by a drone as well
Had a proper meeting with his roommate
Slapped his sticker where his dad wonât find it
Will always remember his friends.Â
âAnyone can wear the mask. You can wear the mask. If you didnât know that before I hope you know that now.â SPIDER-MAN (MILES)
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YâALL THERE WAS A GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM! Everything and I mean EVERYTHING! So thankful I was able to salvage a little bit of it back. I really do wish I was able to get what I said at the end because I meant it. :(Â
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EDIT: I was fast forwarding through the movie to get it off of my âcontinue watchingâ list and I discovered something at the end! So Iâll be making a bit of an edit. (This is a reminder that you need to ALWAYS STAY AT THE END OF EVERY MARVEL! (smh I made a rookie mistake))
James Blake has such an amazing voice
MEANWHILE IN NUEVA YORK
âI was gone for less than 2 hours.â - MAN
THE BEST LESS 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE!
oooo the manâs name is MIGUELÂ
Earth â67
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH THE MEME THE MEME!!!!!!!!!!
âHow dare you point at me!â - SPIDER-MAN
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bts imagine: valentines day suprise
heres a valentinesday imagine since its v-day and im single and alone :C i was really happy with a few members imagines but some I think are mediocre... hope you enjoy anyways :3
requests are open!
â masterlist
A/N: (also WHY DO THESE ALWAYS TURN OUT SO LONG I HAVE A PROBLEM.)
SeokjinÂ
Jin was waiting for you outside your uni. Even though you looked dead because yay school he still awed at how beautiful he thought you were.
Jin: âHappy valentines day love!â he handed you the flowers.
âThanks Jin... Iâm sorry if i look like shit i just had the longest day...â
Jin: âOh... You feel like staying home tonight huh?âÂ
He had a long night planned with dinner at a super fancy restaurant, then going to a art gallery and than ending the night with a bunch of presents.
âOnly because I kinda have to study, but if you had planned something we can do that! I might be a little dazed but Iâll try my best not to fall asleep heheâ
Jin shook his head and said it wasnât anything special, he felt really bad, not because the night was cancelled but because of how tired and guilty he knew you felt. When you got home he got a new idea. While you had sat down on the couch and accidentally fallen asleep he started to cook your favorite dishes. You woke up to a table full of perfectly home cooked food and a pile of presents by the couch.Â
Jin:Â âAfter dinner Iâll help you study, and every 20 minutes youâll get a gift as a reward!â
âJin you really didnât have to...â you say on the verge of crying because you are the luckiest girl on the planet.
Jin:Â âAll I want is to take care of you, I love youâ
Namjoon
You have been dating Namjoon for 3 years now and you just moved in together. He is beyond passionate and generous and hot... and clumsy... When you moved in together you both shared your car because Namjoon didnât have time to buy his own. Even though it was a small, old Nissan that your parents gave to you when you got your license, it held a lot of precious memories. Like your first roadtrip, the first time you picked up Namjoon drunk, the first time you and Namjoon fully made out...Â
Letâs just say you were a little sad when Namjoon accidentaly left it on neutral when stopping on a mountain road to take pics. That car rolled right down the hill and crashed into like 200 trees on its way down.
This is the third Valentines day you spend together with him and you expect the usual, breakfast in bed, opening presents, a walk through the park to a new cafĂŠ and then watching a movie in the evening. But right after breakfast Joon lead you to the front door and covered you eyes right before opening the door.
Namjoon: âSuprise!! Happy Valentines Day babyâ he says as he takes his hands away.Â
Outside you see a brand new black Porsche Cayman. Your favorite car ever since you were little. You stand there stunned and slightly confused because he couldnât have possibly bought it for you.
Namjoon:Â âItâs all yoursâ. He hands you the keys.
âJoon I canât possibly accept this gift itâs way too expensive...â
Namjoon:Â âHey Iâll be driving it too, but I want it to be yours since i wrecked your previous car... again Iâm really sorry about that...â
âYou are the best damn man a girl could wish for, clumsiness and allâ
Yoongi
Being the cliche he his, when you got to his studio he gave you a huge bouquet of red roses, a teddybear holding a small red heart and a little present box. Opening the present you find some black lingerie.Â
Yoongi: âHow about you go swap the underwear you are wearing now to thisâ he smirks.Â
âWhat if I tell you im not wearing any underwear?â you smirk back.
You had actual presents for him at his dorm but you knew he loved it when you went commando so you picked a black dress that went down your thighs and chose to skip the underwear and just wear a large coat instead.
As soon as you said that his eyes turned a little darker, his breathing a little heavier and it looked like he was doing everything he could not to jump you right there and then.
âI canât believe Iâm going to make you put on more clothes right now but it would give me some time to finish this up really quickly...â
You nodded and went to put on the lingerie, Yoongi knows you so well, the fit was perfect and it looked amazing on your curves. You opened the door to his studio and walked in. As soon as you closed the door he was pinning you against it. Because of the lingerie he couldnât help being a little more rough than usual, which meant you were being a little louder than usual. While you were having sex in his studio Namjoon was being scarred in the studio next door.
Namjoon: *puts on headphones and turns the volume up all the way*Â âFucking rabbits...â
Hoseok
You two had been dating for about 7 months when a picture of you guys leaked on twitter. Your relationship blew up and there was a mix of hate and support but BigHit didnât feel like it was necessary to hide it any longer so you went public.Â
Obviously you wanted to spend V-day with Hoseok just the two of you but they of course had to have a concert that day. Atleast he gave you VIP tickets so you could see his performance.
During the show everybody had a solo but when it was hoseoks turn everything went dark and the big screen lit up. You were shocked when you saw a picture of your face on the screen. It was playing a slideshow of the cutest pictures you and hoseok took. It showed a picture of him cuddling you while you slept, a picture of you two on your first real date, several pictures of you two kissing. You expected people to be booing but you could only hear âaawââs.Â
The song started playing and Hoseok came out. Just then a spotlight found you. He pulled you up on stage and sat you down on a chair. At this point you were crying because you were so shocked and happy. The rest of the show was him singing his beautiful heart out being as cheesy as he possibly could.
Hoseok: âEverybody, I want to introduce you to the love of my lifeâ
Jimin
You suspect itâs because he is secretly a little creep that likes watching you put on and take of clothes but for Valentines Day Jimin took you shopping. He said he would pay for anything you wanted because -bts money- yâknow but you still didnât want to spend too much so you acted like you didnât like a lot of the things you tried.Â
Jimin: âYou look gorgeous in that! You should totally get it!âÂ
You looked down at the dress and saw the pricetag. 900 000 won...âHmm... Iâm not sure Jimin itâs a little uncomfortable... Iâll try something elseâ
Jimin smiled to himself as the female worker pocked her head out from the corner. He gave her a barely noticable nod and she quickly hurried away. You went into a bunch of high-end clothing-stores and you only had 2 small shopping bags when you were done. Even though you tried on a ton of clothes you loved they were all waaaay too expensive.
After a romantic rooftop dinner where you both swapped gifts you two headed to your apartment. When you opened your front door the entire living room was filled with shopping bags.
âWhat the...â you started to look inside a few of them. It was the clothes you pretended to dislike. âJimin... this is too nice...â
âYou just look so damn good in everything I couldnât help myself.â
Taehyung
Taehyung is truly a child at heart, so when he said he has a suprise for you on Valentines Day you knew it was going to be something fun. You had spent all day in bed together talking, playing videogames and watching movies but now it was time to leave the dorm. He blindfolded you a little too well with a double layer of ribbon and a beanie, lead you into the car and started to drive. The drive felt extra long because you couldnât see anything but after 10 songs in the car you were there.
When you stepped out of the car you kind of laughed over the fact that he tried to make sure you didnât see anything but you could still hear perfectly.Â
âOMG AN AMUSMENT PARK TAEHYUNG I LOVE YOU THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOMEâÂ
Tae: âWait what how did you know i havenât taken the blindfold off yet...â
âTaehyung amusment parks are pretty loud... you know screaming people, roller coasters, the arcade games...â
Tae:Â âwow how tf did I not think of thatâ he facepalmed.
You both laughed and went in. You went on all the roller coasters, Tae even won a plushie for you. The night ended with a perfect kiss at the highest spot on the ferriswheel.
Jungkook
You and Jungkook would spend Valentines Day at a beautiful cabin outside of Seoul. You two bike through the small town and stop at a cute coffee shop.
Jungkook: âSo Iâve been thinking a lot about us lately...â, he sits down at the table you picked with two cups of hot chocolate.
You became slightly on edge because he looked worried. No way will he break up with you on Valentineâs Day right?
Jungkook: âThis might be a little sudden since weâve only been dating for a few months but...â he pauses and you hold your breath, scared of what he might say next.
Jungkook: âWill you come with me to my parents house this weekend? I want to take our relationship to the next level and I think they would love you... but if you think itâs too soon we can wait!â Now he is the one whoâs holding his breath.
You take a moment to process, you havenât been going out for long but youâve been wanting to meet his parents for a while now.
âOf course Kookie Iâd love to meet your family!â
Jungkook: âGreat!! And Iâll probably introduce you as my girlfriend, so I hope your cool with that label.â
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i am never going to use this tumblr for posts again
alright so since i finally got out of testing today and i learned how to scroll frame by frame through youtube videos, i am going to reward myself by doing an unnecessarily thorough breakdown of the quanzhigaoshou live action trailer imagery(watch cn fanbase beat me by a country mile)
nighttime cityscape/highway scene fades out
team happy walks into one side of an arena, wearing competition uniform (i will explain this later)
we switch to team excellent era, coming in through the opposite side of the same arena, also in competition uniform. their side of the arena is lit in red, not blue. are they playing at the same time? is this happy vs ee? :shrug:
also, why tf is a backpack part of all these uniforms? how much stuff do esport players need to carry anyway? did a backpack company sponsor the production??
panning shot of signs, looks like theyâre for huang shaotian or blue rain
thatâs cruel, br-fen. why does captain get no love :cry:
shot continues moving, now the signs are for han wenqing
based on lighting, i donât think theyâre the same shot
fade out to scene of arena packed with fans and players
if Iâm getting these signs right, looks like itâs (right to left, moving with the camera):
team void, tiny herb, tyranny, blue rain, excellent era
so, all stars
honestly, the scaleâs kinda small. thumbs down to location scouting â the weird lighting polyhedrons confirm that itâs the same arena as the one from the happy/ee shots in the beginning, so expect ~location weirdness/ambiguity~
unnecessarily synchronized card insertion
based on the card logo, i wanna say tiny herb?
ee responds in kind!
tyranny puts headphones on in unison. the headphones are white. also, i think this is their casual uniform. based on the giant maple leaf in the background, i would say that this is an away game with ee, but the worn metal and circle room in the background look more like tyrannyâs supervillain clubhouse
now ee is playing. this shot looks like ee turf â theyâve got white-backed seats, and that weird angular lighting motif. also theyâre wearing black and blue headphones because ~product placement~
i say turf, not arena, because there donât appear to be any actual player booths in these two shots, the set design looks like what weâve seen for the clubhouse pics (this is because the production couldnât afford to film all of the games in actual arenas, isnât it)
also, ee is wearing competition uniforms.
now tiny herb is playing on what looks like the same set, but with the background lit in red, not blue. maybe theyâre playing against ee? also from this angle I can clearly see that they are *headsets*, not headphones, which means that vc is not banned by this versionâs alliance. some dude in blue is hanging out in the background, probably an official of some sort. I am not sure whether this is their casual/competitive uniform
a guy in ee uniform sweeps his hands across a keyboard with unnecessarily colorful backlighting
~product placement~
ye xiu (yang yang) stands in front of âglory pro leagueâ hologram thing with his back turned, wearing the happy casual uniform
mouse shots! keyboard shots!
face shot! (of ye xiu, wearing casual uniform (puma!) and headset (white))
group shot of happy walking down arena hallway, wearing competition uniform. this is where I explain this bit. so as far as I can tell, every team has (2) uniforms: a casual uniform, which looks like a tracksuit and those enormous thick sweatpants had an ugly, ugly, baby, and a competition uniform, which looks dorky as hell. all of the female characters manage to elevate the terrible costuming by being beautiful, but are dragged down by the fact that apparently the alliance uniform for women mandates a miniskirt, because apparently no one has gotten cold legs in an arena, ever. (to be fair to the costume department, its not that they did a terrible job, its that their job was to replicate esport uniforms, which are a hot mess)
the main difference between happyâs casual and competitive uniform, btw, is that the casual one has a high collar and the puma branding, and the competitive has this funky sweater? not-collar thing
idk fashion words
also, ye xiu is wearing a mask because Reasons
(the reason is that judging by chen guo, this is from the challenger league arc, and the producer/director/writer/whoever decided to move around certain things)
boom! ee vs happy in the big arena, baby~~~
one dude from each team is standing under the spotlights, probably sx and yx by process of elimination
presumably!yx is NOT wearing a mask. maybe it gave him acne
pan across team happy getting ready to play in their booth? idk where this is
i see at least three types of headsets in this shot, and wei chen, who is not wearing his. maybe he got knocked out early?
now itâs the weird circle room that was in that early shot with tyranny! advertising on the ceiling lights, nice
I ⌠have no idea whatâs going on here. giant ee leaf on the sides, bunch of logos I canât make out in the back, there are just *way* more people in here than any match would call for
like I think the dudes in the middle are wearing ee casual uniforms, but everyone else seems to be wearing black tracksuits? i donât even know
ye xiu, geared up in full hobo gear (long coat&hoodie), storms out of the ee club set that was previewed in earlier set pics.
keyboard and mouse action!
ye xiu playing in the âstorage roomâ on a gaming laptop. also, heâs changed into a *different* hoodie
I have no clue what brand the laptop is; itâs the same as some of the monitors in a couple of earlier shots, might be Chinese?
yu wenzhou cameo
ye xiu hobowalking sadly in the snow (ngl, the hoodie make me laugh a little)
excellent era (w/su mucheng) walking into some stadium wearing casual uniforms. they are piss ugly
(the uniforms, that is. also ee minus mucheng, but whoâs counting?)
happy coming from the opposite direction, also in casuals
and they pass each other! dramatically!
probably!yx taking a glory badge out of a box. canât make out the details, but it says â1â at the bottom, so these are probably the drama replacement for championship rings
tang rou focus shot! also, if thatâs her line in the vo, I am *very* pleased
âturn all of the âcanât be doneâs into âcan doââ
yu wenzhou shot in casual uniform
ye xiu on The Motorcyle (pfft)
chen guo prepping for a celebration at Happy! she is Very Excited about that champagne tower. not sure who the two messing around with balloons in the bg are
tang rou in a cab looking upwards â
-to su mucheng, walking inside a stadium while wearing ee competition uniform
huang shaotian smiling at yu wenzhou while the rest of br preps. also, the blue rain competition uniform is an Abomination, which you will not appreciate until seen face on
ye xiu, whispering ominously âthis is the last matchâ as happy leans in around him
wei chen and⌠steamed bun? who is making a weird face, thumbs up
âgood luckâ whispers wang jiexi
and steamed bun *grabs* the challengerâs league cup, lifting it to wild cheers
chen guo and the crowd are ecstatic
partayyyyyyy
âI will NOT give upâ says han wenqing, man who nobody, ever, has thought would give up
han wenqing and huang shaotian fistbump as tyranny and blue rain walk down a hallway, both dressed in their competition uniforms. zhang xinjie is confused. yu wenzhou is smilingly tolerant of the fact that hst is fistbumping right across his chest (huang shao is going to DIE, later)
okay so,
uniforms
tyrannyâs looks fine! maybe the best competition uniform in the alliance (the bar is not high)
theyâve got a pretty normal chevron pattern across the front, some stripes. about the only problems are that the pants are a *little* too tight, and that some tyranny members are absolute maniacs who zip their jackets up all the way so it looks like theyâre wearing the worlds weirdest collared shirt
blue rain âŚ
so the closure is not that bad! pretty unconventional, an asymmetric zip with two fasteners across the top and some kinda ⌠shawl collar? idk. I actually like it
but the pattern ⌠i feel like someone said to the costume department, âyou know, all of these uniforms have too many straight lines in their designs. we should add some curved lines. give the curves to blue rain! theyâve got no girls, so itâs the only way theyâll get any!â and then they doubled down by adding raised piping for emphasis
that, and the way that uniform material looks like some kinda spandex-velour mix ⌠it reminds me of the star trek:the next generation uniform! also, the casual uniform does the same curved line thing except in the opposite direction, and as a cutout, so its even worse
chen guo cheering in crowd
maybe a projection screen? tyranny and ee logos up on the wall
and happy logo SLAMS shut
ye xiu with his hoodie looking sad and pathetic in the snow up at happy
happy in competition uniforms coming downstairs (chen guo, so challengerâs league)
also damn, happy internet cafĂŠ is *swanky*
I mean, my eyes would hurt from the glare after a while, but itâd be pretty
EXCELLENT ERA
trophies. looks like seasons 1,2,3 going down to the left
sun xiang at the whiteboard lecturing ee. he is the only one not wearing the casual uniform. where is your piss ugly uniform, xiang xiang? this is a team endeavor, youâre not allowed to not wear it. it builds morale
BLUE RAIN
yu wenzou smiles
huang shaotian ⌠fake guitars? with ⌠something thatâs been bundled up
TINY HERB
i guess this is why they redesigned the logo, so it would match the aesthetic and could be slammed shut like this, but i still donât like it
honestly, tiny herb training room aesthetic is incredibly beautiful and soothing
but still way too much white, what the hell ppl, donât you know about eyestrain?
âtoday weâre training how to put our headsets on, synchonizedlyâ sponsored by hp
also apparently that *was* the tiny herb competition uniform earlier, since this is the casual one. hmm. a bit too olive drab. tyrannyâs still winning
signature wang jiexi EYES shot
TYRANNY
tyranny training room looks a lot less like a supervillain lair when brightly lit! go figure
now it looks like an overexposed supervillain lair *set*. progress!
captain han is ANGRY
hands clasp in front of happy members in the bg. tang rou is def not paying attention
is ye xiu wearing a mask AND a hat??? dude, chill
happy walking into crowd of fans&paps ⌠somewhere. why is steamed bun kneeling next to the door? :it is a mystery:
group cheer! no ladies
group ⌠orange juice! with su mucheng! damn, qiao yifanâs tall.
confetti in the stadium, and reporters charge forward
judging by teams and signs, this is all stars, so reaction to ye xiuâs dragon raising its head?
âbeautiful!â ejaculated ye xiu
key and mouse action ~~
and the crowdteam happy goes wild!
team fist pump! someone has put their phone on their chair. I hope they donât sit on it
ye xiu putting on headset in happy internet cafĂŠ. cant tell if this is hobo!hoodie or hoodie no.3
ye xiu :eyes:
key press. wtf program starts up with âsâ
cgi is cgi
everything looks super gloomy and overcast ~ i hope they do more varied environments
and we see lord grim! theyâve gone for a reallyâŚtarnished metal? look for the MMU
like, I would not mistake it for an umbrella.
yang yang face
THE KINGS AVATAR
  Okay, so if you were looking for anything of actual substance in this, looks like theyâre doing ch.1 - 1052 at least, probably 1-1060, so the end of the challenger league arc.
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haechan x reader
class crush! au
words: 1.2k
genre: floof
warnings: second hand embarrassmentÂ
this is self indulgent trash right here just keep that in mind
ok so
yall sit next to each other in second period
bc obviously this is a romance plot ok
and the two of you are taking a premed cass together
so youre lab partners all year
and like wow
you have the lA RGEST crush on him bc its hyuk ok
and like yeah obviously hes dumb and like flaps around frog legs during dissectionsÂ
and he never does the homework and asks you for it in the passing period prior
and never does his half of the lab so you have to do everything
but like??
hes still cute??? even tho if anyone else did that you would punch them in the hEAD
hes just always so sweet to you despite not knowing how to like,,,, function
he brings breakfast evey morning and at first you were like literally how can you have an appetite for anything as we are watching a cadaver tour on the projector
but like the boy brings good muffins and offers to shareÂ
so you bond over that
which is great!!
and its like a weird crush where you only have that one class together
and sure you have mutual friends and all but like
you don't wave at each other in the hallway if you see each other
its like a friendship that is exclusive to when youre in class with each other you know??
which means you know really weird bits and pieces about him
like you know that his sister took the course a year before him and aced it with flying colors
and you know that he absolutely hates his english teacher that he sees right after he has class with youÂ
and sometimes the two of you war over share with each other over your breakfasts
and that's really why you like him
because he tells you things that make him seem less unattainableÂ
like how he really hates going to football games but he went to one his freshmen year and got spirit painted in the parking lot and made the school newspaper and has been drug along ever since
which might not be a big deal to some people
but he was like,,,, the face of the student body section at football games
and finding that out felt strangely intimate
because the two of you didn't even have each others numbers but yet you knew something youre sure he had only told a few people
and that made you feel special
and that part of why you had such a screaming crush on him
so prom season rolls around
and tbh you may or may not go bc like?? everyone has their preferences
but either way you definitely did not have a date
and hyuk brings it up in class one day as youre cutting a sheep brain open
and you say you don't have anyone to go with and might as well not go and the two of you just kind of leave it at that
and you typically wouldn't think anything of it
hyuk has never done anything to show that he reciprocates feelings for you before and tbh you are completely contented with admiring him over various embalmed animals
that is until youre walking down the hall later that day and you briefly make eye contact with hyuk
and normally it would be that
brief
but he has two other guys with him that are a l s o looking at you which is
weird
and theyre like smiling or whatever
so your ego takes quite the hit bc ok hyuk i get it you don't have a crush on me but do ya really have to laugh about me to your friends
and youre kinda mopey after that because
youch
so the day ends and youre ready to go home and pout and scroll through your blog when one of the guys that was walking with hyuck runs up to you
and that's when you realize that this is mark lee, valedictorian of your class, not just some guy
and your head is spinning bc like?? 1) hyuk is friends with the smartest guy on school?? and 2) your valedictorian was making fun of you with hyuk?
but mark jogs up to you and is likeÂ
âhey! whatâs up?â
and it is so domestic and platonic and easy going that it almost takes you back
because you literally haven't spoken to this kid since freshman year PE when you had to take him to the nurse for tripping over the hurdles
why tf is he so friendly????
âso,,â he says, clearly trying to fill the space that youre making awkward, âyouâre friends with hyuk?â
and you kind of like laugh?? because yes obviously and wow this is getting more awkward by the second?? can someone turn the heat down in this building please?????
so you tell him yeah, you have a class togetherÂ
and then he asks you if you know who hyuk is going to prom with
and you rack your brain about the brief conversation you had in class that morning and you are pretty sure you heard him say he didnât have anyone to go with
and mark gets this shit eating grin on his face and says thanks and runs away and youre like ????? ok
anyway the next day in class you kinda bring it up like âhey,,, so who were your friendos yesterday in the hallâ
and his cute little cheeks instantly flush crimson and hes like
âoh that was just mark and jeno pls pretend they don't exist that would be idealâ
and so you drop it bc obvi hes uncomfy about it
and the rest of the class is cool
and the rest of the day is cool
so you get let out for lunch and you sit outside by yourself like you pretty typically do when your friends have clubs
and that's fine!! you like that!!!Â
and you definitely don't expect hyuk to plop down right next to you on the grass
so you pull out your headphone and go â,,,hey?â
and he just smiles at you and wow your he A RT
and hes like âhey! i just saw you sitting out here and thought i would come say heyâ
and ur like that's cool and all but you've literally never spared me a second glance outside of class that i know abt so what is ur motive
but apparently theres no motive???
and this happens for the remainder of the week until on friday he walks up to you but mark and jeno are behind him
(wow are you bitches ready for fluff i am)
and haechan is bright red already
the boy is embarrassed bc
ok youll find out
anyway mark walks up on one side and jeno is on the other
and mark has a sign that says âiâm no doctor, but you seem to be suffering from datelessnessâÂ
and jeno has a sign that says âmy prescription: prom?â
and hyuk looks up and catches your eye and hes so cute and flustered
and obviously you say yes
and he explains that he has had a crush on you since forever and that mark and jeno weren't laughing at you they were laughing at him not trying to make a move with you
and basically you wear matching red outfits to prom to commemorate the gory surgical videos that brought you together
the end
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GOT7 as songs in my sex playlist
remember that these are in my sex playlist, theyâre not all explicitly about sex or anything they just get me in the mood
you would think that this would be short but iâm extra
gifs are sfw words are nsfw
most of the songs have cursing but iâll say if you really really need headphones (use them if youâre at work)
i want to do an svt version of this at some point but its at the end of the list rn
Next reaction: BTS + their s/o is a sugar addict(request)
Mark:
No Angel - BeyoncĂŠ
mark is a fudging tease if you donât agree youâre delusional ok?
its been a few months since yâall started dating and you already told him like âok dude we can bang nowâ
and he keeps teasing but he wonât fuckin start it
but youâre literally doing the same exact thing to him bc you think itâll make him do something
Baby, put your arms around me, tell me Iâm a problem
so youâre finally both horny and pissed and you actually initiate it, and heâs surprised bc he thought you were innocent
Underneath that pretty face is something complicated
No Iâm not the girl you thought you knew and thought you wanted
you were scared that he wouldnât like that side but he high key loves it (cough cough behind closed doors jy park)
I come with a side of trouble but I know thatâs why youâre staying
and you for sure thought that he would be subbing especially since he was just standing there super shocked but uh not tonightÂ
Stop acting so scared, just do what I tell
I love you even more than who I thought you were before âcause youâre no angel either, baby
JB:
(this gif GOTmepregnant)
Training Wheels - Melanie Martinez
ik Melanie Martinez is like the queen of ddlg aesthetics, pls no kinkshaming on my page
but Defsoul has a daddy kink and we can fight if you disagree
ik that like half of these are first times but umm
its your first time together and itâs your like first ever first time
so of course heâs nervous & wants to make this perfect for u
but he gets so nervous that you have to remind him why you want it to be him
I love everything you do, when you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do
And if he asks if youâre sure one more time youâre gonna scream, so you have to tell him
wanna ride my bike with you, fully undressed, no training wheels left for you
I like to imagine that this is you getting undressed
and iâll pull them off for you
Jackson:
Sex Therapy - Robin Thicke
he feels really bad because youâve been stressed
stressed out, uptight, overworked, wound up
makes the whole night all about making you feel better
let me be your medicine
no dom/sub thing but he asks you to tell him whatever you want him to do
loud if you want to, scream if you want to
as hard as you want to, soft as you want to
keeps reminding you that you donât have to do anything bc you keep asking if he wants anything from this
just let me love you, lay right here, iâll be your fantasy
itâs your body, we can do whatever you like
he ate you out for at least 45 min, donât even argue with me
I'll lick you down make you feel like youâre out of bodyÂ
spoiler: the therapy works
Jinyoung:
BRIGHT - ZAYN
hmmmthisisrlyshortdontkillmebutyougetthedamnpoint
I found my life (you) in between shots and getting high
bc you guys met in a club and now he'd rather be w you than anywhere near a bar
youâre self conscious so you guys always have sex with the lights off
but he decides that this time he wants to see you
Turn out the fucking lights, I wanna see you bright
youâre his new drug of choice so oc he wants all of you without restriction
Youngjae:
Cool Hot Sweet Love - Red Velvet
the sex is drawn out and dirty but thereâs always always always that super strong feeling of love connecting you
Basic positions w strong execution if you know what i mean (riding and missionary two very basic very deep positions)
itâs more beautiful when itâs more simple
dizzy as if iâm standing on top of the clouds
at the chorus imagine riding Youngjae and bouncing to the beat and slowing down to grinding into him when the âloveâ is drawn out
just you bouncing or him holding your hips and making you bounceÂ
both ways are so hot im shook
DabDab:
The Way - Kehlani (ft. Chance the Rapper)
started out as a one night stand or fwb type of thing
heâs always being cocky abt being good in bed but he didnât even think that you might be that good too
he say he the king where he come from, take a young queen just to know one
and it happened so fast, damn iâm glad i strapped up
probably came faster than he thought
pull out game wouldâve been so weak
ask her when she finish if she came she said âi lapped ya twiceâ
he was so into it that he didnât know if you came
he wasnât even trying and still, multiple orgasms
afterwards, youâre both thinking abt a more serious relationship
I gotta keep it a secret, I keep a key in my lower pocket aka wants to lock down the relationship but still keep it low key
Never met someone who spoke my language
Never met a n**** done with playinâ
You the type of n**** make me lane switch
Gyeommie:
Stay - Mac Miller (pls wear headphones the end is literally so nsfw)
so super clingy the morning after
but the night before tho, you def rode him
I swear that pussy Grammy nominated
doesnât want you to leave bc in that moment he only cares about the two of you being together and maybe morning sex who knows
letâs make some music, fuck all of the bullshit
not acting the way that he usually does bc you make him crazy but at the same time you keep him sane
Imma go crazy girl you save me meditate me give me peace of mind
I donât wanna be polite no more, make yourself at home where tf you gon go?
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