#and i was just like

[xx-sketchy-xx]

IM SO SORRY

don’t disown MEEEEEEE

#welcome home art #wally darling #wally #welcome home home #welcome home wally #welcome home au #disturbing #Trolls #trolls fanart #dreamworks trolls #Scariest price of frick I’ve ever made #It was late and my brain wasn’t braining #And I was just like #i like trolls #and I like welcome home #and I squish it together like Frankenstein

[jade-len]

you know it's bad when i read svsss and tgcf, stories about just two guys falling in love and getting together, and think, "god i wish i were in between them."

gay little domestic cottage core life with binghe and qingqiu? please and thank you. being sandwiched by hua cheng and xie lian, two pretty men who are hundreds of years old? i am blushing, kicking my feet and giggling

and again, it's not even that i would want only one of them. like in both of the relationships, the two love each other too much to the point it'd feel wrong if they were separated! it wouldn't feel complete, so you gotta be with both of them!

but that's the thing; i just?? i feel so incredibly guilty whenever i think about being loved by these mxtx couples??? like it's so stupid but i feel like i'm intruding in on something and it's like, everyone else seems to just want them together only, not wanna be with them. like it's fuckin taboo or whatever

i feel like with any other character from any other media it'd be fine to simp for and write/read x readers of them, but when it comes to these books, it's off limits! no way, what are you, crazy? yes, yes i'm unhinged and desperately want their love and affection simultaneously. i want to be in a happy little poly relationship with these overpowered beautiful men with long hair.

i can't be the only guy or whoever to feel this way?? to wanna be kissed by these characters? sandwiched?? i have two hands for christ sake and they all look so happy together and im just like "lord i wanna be with them so much". someone tell me i'm not alone cmon <\3

#okay i havent read mdzs yet but i'll probably feel the same way #god i just wanna be in between shen qingqiu and binghe or hua cheng and xie lian please please #im sad im queer and im ready for a gay poly relationship with these mfs #i love them all #i remember seeing some post where it was like 'hua cheng x fem reader headcanons' #and i was like 'huh thats interesting. not fem but i'll check it out bc ive never rlly seen anything like that' #and then it was like 'he'd leave you for xie lian' and it was fucking hilarious actually #but then i saw the comments on that post and they were all like 'omg i was about to unfollow and block you' 'thank god' etc #and i was just like #'damn?? do people really not like this type of stuff when it comes to danmei novels or smth?' #i don't know if it was just bc it said fem reader or bc yk it's danmei and hua cheng and xie lian are very much in love and happy #but it lowkey kinda got me self conscious lmao and i was hella feeling bad #also no hate to that poster or those commenters im just a lonely queer man #'he would leave you for xie lian' was fucking brutal though i laughed my ass off at thag KAHSNZJ #please i swear i wont stand out too much i can fit in i have long luxurious hair too let me show you my hair care routine guys </3 #svsss #mxtx svsss #luo binghe #bingqiu #tgcf #heavens official blessing #mxtx tgcf #mxtx novels #mxtx characters #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #shen qingqiu #the scum villain's self saving system

[repmet]

Eoin Macken falling over in the Merlin bloopers

#bbc merlin #eoin macken #sir gwaine #merlin #merlinedit #he is beauty #he is grace #i had to go to the after hours clinic at 4am yesterday #(i'm fine) #but I was watching these to cheer me up #and i was just like #he falls over a fair amount sdfkl #bradley does too so maybe that next...

[nattousan]

when

whe you, when You were just trying to put i n some extra effort to try adn improve yoursel f and it got misinterpreted as malicious n u get yell ed at

#i'm slow as SHIT at carving the wax when making the dentures #equally bc of time blindness and being meticulous #i am VERY aware of how slow i am and have been working my ass off to try and improve #so when i got told AGAIN that i needed to pick things up #i asked my sis who is also a lab tech how she carves her wax #so she vid called me on lunch to show me how she does it #SO TO TRY AND SHOW MY TRAINER THAT I WAS TRYING TO IMPROVE #i go #oh! my sister suggests i do this and that to improve! #and she gets SUPER MAD AT ME #she GROWLS #LISTEN #you can't keep calling your sister for every little thing #(i'd only done this one other time) #I'M your trainer NOT her #you need to STOP being so damn meticulous and just Pay Attention #and i've tried being patient with you but you need to pick it up #and i was just like #*see above image* #she did apologize later but i think she thought i was like.... #trying to undermine her somehow?? #by seeking outside help?? #bc i'm neurodivergent and asking someone who knows how my brain works?? #i know she was just having a bad day probably but having adhd means #Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria #and so i went home like #aheem aheem whimper #nat chats #moi loif #neurodivergent

[ftl-faster-than-life]

Honestly though the fact that Barry Allen has not yet figured out (still) the connection between his yearning for companionship and people getting HIT BY LIGHTNING is the funniest thing in the world. His father in law told him it was happening and he was like 'what? me? nooo I'm just a normal guy--' and proceeded to be in denial forever. And then twenty more people got hit by lightning because he had no Wally West around.

#there's this one flashback in one of Wally's comics where Barry's talking to Russians he just saved #and thinking about how if everyone in the world had superspeed we would have a more unified global community #and I was just like #Barry. Barry no. Barry you can't just make the whole planet into speedsters!! #(tbh though he would love that. Barry loves his speedsters.) #He's so lonely.

[spngirlpolls]

don’t really know how to phrase this but: you know when you’re on public transportation and someone around you is watching a movie/show so inevitably you get sucked into whatever they’re watching? and sometimes you’re thinking “why the fuck would you be watching this of all things in public?” bc it’s super violent or very sexually explicit or just overall too insane for the bus?

which episode of supernatural do you think a stranger would most enjoy watching over your shoulder on public transportation? the parameters are: low violence (i mean it’s spn so obviously there will be violence but i mean like no extended torture, etc) and gore, no sex scenes.

my immediate answer to this was ask jeeves from s10, but there is a beheading which i suppose does not qualify as “low violence” lmk your suggestions!

#spngirlpolls #sat behind a guy on the train who watched a mark whalberg movie that was two straight hours of torture scenes #and i was just like #why do you think this is the locale for that

[arceal-doodles]

👀👉👈💦

#rege in a suit got me making poor life decisions m8 #listen #i saw the draw meme on twitter #and i was just like #THESE ARE ALL SOGOOD #so i chose the one that got me thirstin... #undertale #oc #rege #arci doodles #outfit meme #sans

[chirp-the-mouse]

Have an easy fast, everyone

#art #chirp the mouse art #digital art #furry #furry sfw #sfw furry #furry art #oc: chirp #yom kippur #jewish #jumblr #someone tried to argue with me that it could be happy #and I was just like #no #no it’s not #it’s just not

[trabandovidas]

Favourite thing to do as a human is picking foreign money from the floor, looking for where it is from, and then finding someone from the money's country and giving it to them just because I can

it achieves absolutely nothing but get people a little bit excited for a few seconds and sometimes it gets me stories about their country or their immigration journey or about their family back home or whatever, so I do get a lot actually, I get the best part

#i once got promised (and delivered!) some chile candy from a young woman to whom i have like. 10 chilean pesos #which im sure is very very little money #but she promised to send it back home with some other stuff #and ask her family to get me some candies with that same money (and more obviously) for giving her a little bit of her country to her #apparently she was having some trouble dealing with nostalgia at the moment and that coin made her day bc we were practically strangers tbh #and she never expected sth like that #and i was just like #eh the coin is useless for me anyway ?? #but it was nice #i can get the sentiment #and hey i got free candy!

[barbwalken]

Me (13yo), to my brother (8yo) in the 00s playing castlevania 64: dude, do the part of the mandragora

Me, to my brother last year playing elden ring: dude, kill the fire giant

#confession time #i was ready to painstakingly cheese the fire giant #but my brother got into my room and saw me #and i was just like #kill him dude #and yes i cheese bosses if they let me #and no i dont gaf about the #“HONOR” of killing them like “YoU aRe SuPpossEd tOooOOOoo” #im here for the exploration and ambience baby #not the beating of my ass babey

[vermin-disciple]

My dad called me at 7:30 am this morning (a few minutes after I snoozed my alarm but before I'd gotten out of bed), to remind me about the eclipse and to tell me not to look directly into the sun.

And like. I appreciate what you're trying to do here, Dad, but also I am 35 and I have a PhD, I am in fact aware that staring into the sun is bad.

#I didn't say that because I was not awake enough at that point for anything but vaguely coherent mumbling #oh and then he follows this up by telling me #that someone on coast to coast thought that the chinese were going to use the eclipse to stage an attack on the west coast #which #????? #he said that he took this with a grain of salt 'but you never know' #and I was just like #no I do not have any caffeine in my system I cannot have this argument with you rn #wtf #my family and other rodents #vermin rites

[thiefscant]

i am once again remembering how my mom came downstairs during astarion's first sex scene and she thought the full frontal pixel nips were very funny.

#!a suspicious lack of dragons. ( ooc ) #tbd. #i was so embarrassed lmfao #like of all the moments #for her to have to come downstairs #sb on tiktok was like #''why didn't you pause it?'' #and i was just like #''...you can pAUSE IT!?''

[stellamancer]

i know that... casual rudeness is a thing that some people do with their friends, but i am not one of them and also it is not something you should be doing with your boss i think LMAO.

#wage cage confessions #one of my clerks called me bitch #and i was just like #UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i know the emojis after this are supposed to make it clear #that u are joking #but there are some things you should not be saying even as a joke

[pending-trans-action-2]

You ever see some art with comments saying how fucked up it is but you're just like "but... I want that to happen to me?" and realise just how fucked up and far gone you are

#it was furry art of a character tied up slashed and beaten and loving it #and i was just like #oh HOT i want someone to do that to me SO BAD #but the comments were mostly people saying how fucked it was #maybe i really am irredeemable at this point #the life of a masochist is truly akin to that of a wandering ronin

[panickedpansexualprincess]

Yay, and the birthday greetings kick off with my favorite boys! 🥳🥰😍

#Obey Me #Shall We Date: Obey Me #okay my housemates wished me happy birthday first #but OM was the first of my apps and shit #hee #and it actually got me at the beginning #said something about Diavolo calling an emergency meeting #and I was just like #wait is there another new event????? #NOPE just my birthday! #XD

[abluescarfonwaston]

Rewatching ace attorney cases to make sure I haven't lost their voices like:

Oh I'm not writing them weird enough

#you think your doing good and then Jake Marshall opens his mouth #and i was just like #oh no im. operating at a 6 and he lives at 13