#and i swear

[themortyshowdown]

ROUND TWO: RESULTS

Morty Prime takes Evil Morty out with the trash and makes his way into the finals!

Final Round tomorrow at 12:00pm (pst)!

#rick and morty #morty smith #morty prime #morticia smith #themortyshowdown #and i SWEAR #PINKY SWEAR #I WILL DELIVER AT 12:00 #🤞🤞🤞 #omg im so sorry i totally meant to post this an hour ago 😭

[thed0ct0risc0ming]

I need everyone to see this image

#yes i swear theres context #..... #sort of #for a few months i had this very vivid image of Brian dead with the words “Bad news brian” written in sparkly font #(the jerma font) #and i SWEAR #i SWEAR i saw this image somewhere! #and i scoured every corner of the internet trying to find it! #and i just.. could not #so i made it #and Bad News Brian is now a running inside joke with one of my partners #so yeah #bad news brian everyone #MH #marble hornets #Bad News Brian #marble hornets meme #brian thomas

[thoughtfulshepherdmongerkid]

Pray for my pea brain

#personal #we’re changing how the shoes are organized #and I swear #my brain is melting #my manger went over it way to quickly for me to understand #like dead sprint while I’m trying to warm up #I can already feel the headache coming on

[lemonadeinfuser]

ugh my stupid adorable boyfriend is making me a stupid cute promposal sign and taking his stupid handsome time on it

#he looked at me earlier #and i swear #i saw hotch #its the brows #criminal minds #criminal minds hotch #aaron hotchner

[saltynsassy31]

Sees the half time report

....

Welp, pack it up guys, we in for another shiver win -_-

#and i swear #the only people ive seen enjoying the splatfest is team vanilla #even saw someone say like “oh just enjoy the splatfest! what if shiver wins? it doesnt matter!” #and said person is in vanilla team :/ #like #yeah #of course you dont see why this is upsetting #you havent been on a losing streak! #one or two wins is fine #whatever #but a third and forth? this is getting absurd #i just wanna rant with someone about this #am i going insane? does anyone else notice how shiver fans are so.....idk more rude than usual? #i try to ignore it but every splatfest it just gets worse.....im so tired i swear theyll single handedly drag everyone off #the game #salty rants #splatoon #splatfest #splatoon 3 #vanilla vs strawberry vs mint chip #team strawberry

[unknownspecies]

friday fights opponent has been decided upon >:)

#and i swear #if yall dont vote for me #like the insensible people you hoes and whores are #imma deactivate #frfr #the unknown talks

[truegoist]

old ppl are like sooo important to me

#like whenever I see an character w white hair wrinkles and shit it’s immediate sympathy for me and I will never blame them #and I don’t even know why #but when I was little I remember whenever I was stressed #I used to dream of this little old lady who would encourage me and just hang around do all those grandma shit I saw on books & tv #man I wish I had grandparents I would love them sosososo much :((( #AND I SWEAR #I SWEAR IF ANY OF YOU COME AT ME LIKE “oooo but my grandparents suck/old ppl are this and that and this” I WILL FUCKING BITE YOU #don’t ruin my fucking dreams man

[boripercy]

I know diego is peak himbo™️ and it’s easy to say “wow what a dumbass, he doesn’t even know what octogenarian means” but did YOU know what octogenarian meant?? I swear Stanley just read that in the dictionary that same day and wanted to flex his vocabulary to his dad not knowing Diego failed the vocab section of the SAT

#do you think they ever took the SAT?? #well I did and I studied the vocab part #and I swear #I’ve never seen that word in my life #octogenarian #Stanley was being a little shit #we love him tho #diego hargreeves #stanley tua #stan tua #tua #the umbrella academy

[lilyharvord]

Idk if you like Taylor Swift but Castles Crumbling is SO Tiberius Calore coded it makes me FERAL

Bestie... I fought in the trenches to get tickets to the last US show. I spent more money than I as comfortable saying. I am going dressed as speak now. Of course I am obsessed with TSwift.

And you are now the 3rd person to tell me this. And I am with you, but also the song it almost too soft, too on the nose. Cal is more romantic so he need symbolism and metaphor. But I am with you.

#(*ask lily*) #(*shut up lily*) #red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm #broken throne #post broken throne #cal calore #UUUUGGGGH I am obsessed with him AGAIN #I'm BACK IN THE FUCKING HOUSE AGAIN #jesus I reread the part where he apologized to farley for torturing her #and I SWEAR #I swear I was screaming and crying and throwing up ALL OVER AGAIN #you can hate him all you want #but I will only love him harder

[torchickentacos]

if nintendo ported animal crossing: new leaf to the switch I would be incosolably happy

#ok in new leaf if you get a game system item in teh game #you can play minigames #idk how many people know this #but there was an island adventure one #and i swear #i played that just as much as the rest of the actual game

[kuphulwho]

So I’ve been interacting more with polls in hopes that @staff notices and finally gives them to me...

#I -still- don't have them #and I swear #everyone on my dash has started getting them #everywhere I turn #someone else I follow has gotten polls

[avian-violet]

You thought this was an art blog, but IT'S ME, RANDOMLY POSTING ABOUT MY HUSBANDOS

Anyway, after months of throwing crumbs at me so I stay interested in their game, Smilegate has finally given me an entire loaf in the form of this brief scene:

Very sad about the absence of Leon and any sort of summer fits, but hey, content is content when you're an obscure blorbo enjoyer

#epic seven #epic 7 #blorbo #while everyone freaks out over Pavel's abs I get this #I will be riding this high for probably about 48 hours and yes it is going to be YOUR problem #and I swear #if y'all wanna take the first image out of context/manipulate it for... funny things #please I beg you do everything in your power to make sure I never see it #epic seven crozet #crozet

[spinsterennui]

Have you ever read something about an actor or whatever that you like and you realize they are literally so antithetical to your entire existence??

#lol i swear #i read this article and it was like #oh i don’t watch tv or movies basically at all #and i swear #to me that’s like if someone said #oh i don’t like to eat food i prefer a nutritious tasteless slurry #like what tf lmao #hilarious tbh #this is why i try to not read things about any actor musician etc. that i like anymore #just stick with the fantasy lol #so this was totally on me 😂😭

[lowlifesymptoms]

In regards to moon knight ep 5,,,, i swear to god. Thats all im sayin

#moon knight #i just watched it #and i swear #i fucking swear

[dick-helmet-magneto]

Erik: Someone want to stop me before I find child-sized magenta pants?

#i'm trying to dress a sim pietro #and i swear #...if i find those pants he will wear them #i sound like erik and it is not intentional #i just had to stare at the wall for a minute after thinking this

[gumilac]

coming on here to say that ... hello, i'm alive HDHSHHAA i wish i'll be active during the holidays?? :< i'll try!! and since twitter's going down? i figured i can switch back here 👀

e KNEE ways~!! my crush is adorable and he's so sweet i'm gonna sob + we have selfies together and he's like my closest friend and he always has my back 🥹🥹🥹

#at this point #if i ever decided #to make tumbler my twitter #this blog is gonna be #aki's crush only #aki swooning over them #BSHAHAHAHAHAH HE DOESN'T HAVE TUMBLR #did i say how handsome he is??? #he sends me selfies #SELFIES THAT ARE LIKE GOOFY #and i swear #i die a little #a lot #SOBS I HATE HIM #gonna make a tag #–; [ lovesick aki ♡ ] #『 ༊*·˚』: aki rambles