#and i said animals bc 1) humans are animals therefore loophole i can speak all languages and 2) i want to amass an army of emus goats llamas

[chaelinsbitch]

Everytime I say smtn in a meeting my manager is basically like "Maleeha oh my god. Next person" no one understands me

#the question today was 'would u rather speak every human language perfectly or speak to all animal species in the world' #and i said animals bc 1) humans are animals therefore loophole i can speak all languages and 2) i want to amass an army of emus goats llamas #and chickens and execute my world domination #everyone else here is so boring 😑😑😑 #except for this dude who just said animals and started detailing his plans on how he and animals would team up to rob a bank #literally the only reason id ever go back into the office would be to befriend this guy he is like me if i were a dude and more coherent #potential best friend alert...