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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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neptunesailing · 6 months
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i should draw him more... (edit: minor adjustments)
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deadbeatdadjokes · 2 years
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Lancer was king for approximately 0.006 seconds before the world disintegrated but Rouxls has one (1) smear frame blurry ass photo of him sitting on his father’s throne framed on his desk anyways post
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urmuminnitt · 7 months
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most normal gif I've ever made
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friendly-firefly · 10 months
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I'm 3 days in to surgery recovery and I finally picked up the book I borrowed from the library for post-op reading, Temeraire by Naomi Novik, and I am HOOKED. can't wait to see what this dragon and his little man do next
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bimiio · 2 months
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was talking 2 a friend group at da bar 2nite, one was a masc n outta nowhere mid convo was like “i like your nails they’re really hot” n then asked me 2 scratch them n held their arm out so i did n then they were like quietly “why did that make me kinda horny..” n then RAN AWAY????
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itsstraykids · 2 months
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Here's A Little Get-To-Know-You Tag Game!
Tagged by: @noonaracha thanks for tagging me!! *waving from the other side of a bridge* (link to their post)
Name(s): june (on here and at coffee shops. i have a Weird Name in normal life)
Pronouns: she/her
Star Sign: capricorn (i’m a christmas eve baby!)
#of Siblings & Fun Facts About Them (if you have any): I have one younger sibling, this isn’t exactly a fun fact but we took a siblings-only trip to japan last year and they aren’t necessarily interested in japanese media or anything but they absolutely loved it because they love cute tiny things and that’s definitely a specialty of japan lmao. they bought like thirty souvenirs to give to their friends back home. it was adorable.
#of Pets: I have a big ‘ol black cat I love dearly. He lives in Wisconsin now due to various factors. I miss that chonky boy but he’s happy there chasing bugs in the backyard (under supervision)
Fandoms: Just kpop bands, skz, txt, and xdh mainly. And recently mamamoo.
Favorite Color: greeeeen
Favorite Song: Recently infatuated with J Christ by lil nas x, he's such a visionary. also Big Lizard by the dead milkmen lol
Favorite Author: Jasper Fforde, I’ve carried all his books through every apartment move because they’re so funny.
Hobbies: too damn many. guitar, writing music, drawing, collage, studying korean, and getting my ass kicked by the ocean (aka surfing)
Favorite Holiday: christmasssssss
Do You Have Any Partner(s)?: yep! we just had our 6 year anniversary in october :D
Fun facts about you/anything extra you wanna share!: To continue @noonaracha's Mariah Carey theme, I met Mariah Carey’s personal Santa Claus (like the guy she always hires to be santa i guess?) on Christmas in 2021, while stuck in a blizzard in a ski lodge deep in the mountains of Colorado. He was a really great santa lmao. Incredible magical aura.
Tagging: @abiaswreck @agibbangs @snug-gyu @skz-maybe-incorrects sorry if u were tagged already!! hehe i enjoyed this
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todayisafridaynight · 10 months
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This is based off a text post going around a while back- but for the stream you should make a lil 2D drawing to represent you, and every time you hit Ctrl+Z it cringes/yells
i got two settings it's cringing and yelling ☠️☠️☠️
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shit-stirrer · 3 months
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She decided to be niceys today
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cinnamon-phrog · 7 months
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Based on this post by @mystrothedefender :]
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ichiharas-familiar · 5 months
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Forced to discuss berserk with a cishet man who isn't my husband, hundreds dead thousands injured.
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thedreadvampy · 6 months
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mouse 🥲
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roses-and-elixir · 6 months
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taylorswiftshipsbyler · 5 months
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erin. babe. dearest mutual. are you like. chronically online??? fr tho go touch grass you silly goose
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heheheh um. I can't actually remember the last time I touched grass. WAIT NO. the last time I remember was a couple weeks ago during gym class.
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as-dreamers-do · 2 months
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dismayed to discover yet again that an extended period of mild physical exertion somehow powers me to complete an unusual number of tasks around the house. it's almost like exercise and sunshine are vital for the human body to function optimally hm
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dyna-myght · 2 months
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My roommate’s boyfriend is the type of guy who says something has an umami flavor without even knowing what umami means 😭😭😭😭.
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