I'm going to make you wait for the bus in the rain (where's the bus? bus is late. oh here comes the bus-- oh shit it's a different bus)
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they are pondering thy orb (aka about to do a big fucky wucky) :]
also don't mind the barely anything background I cropped it for insta and couldn't be bothered to crop the canvas itself (also wanted to preserve the full drawing because I like how it turned out)
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Yin Yu: There are five people and three chairs. What will you do?
• The heaven officials:
Lan Qianqiu and Xie Lian: Get two more chairs
Shi Quingxuan: Cut each chair in half to make 6
Mu Quing: Tell them to get their own chairs
Feng Xin, fearfully: Are there women among them?
Pei Ming: The women can sit on my lap
Quan Yizhen: You only need one chair to beat them all with
Shi Wudu: Force them all to sit on the floor
Jun Wu: Natural selection. Make them fight for their seat
• The ghost kings:
Hua Cheng: Ignore them if it's not related to gege
He Xuan: Feed them to his fishes
Bai Wuxiang: Kill five people
• Not belonging anywhere:
Qi Rong: Eat them all and hog the chairs
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