#and i didnt even fuckin have friends to argue with

[snnumntik]

not to sound like an old fuck but teenagers are the fucking worst

#we went to go see a movie last night and there was this group of teenagers #ive never wanted to commit a crime more in my life #basically this whole group sucked but it had a catalyst of sucky of this one kid in a White Shirt #so White Shirt kept getting up and walking around like he was a recipient of the fucking boston marathon #he kept making super loud noises seemingly just to piss people off #he kept having insanely loud conversations and arguments with his friends #like i dont think any of them watched the movie at all #in the middle of the movie he walked in with 3 random people and things got so much worse #he fuckin kept waving his flashlight into the audience like a fucking prick #he got into an argument enough that his friends separated from him and also started walking around the theater #including this couple that came and sat in front of us (in one seat. girl sat on dude's lap like there werent others around) #and THEY kept arguing. and she kept standing up for long periods of time and sitting down again #we actually went out at one point. one of my friends yelled at white shirt to stop being a prick and asked an attendee to kick him out #attendee just came in the theater and watched while White Shirt was out of the room specifically so he wouldnt get in trouble #White Shirt was also acting like he didnt do shit #he ALSO interrupted people IN THE BATHROOM saying 'who wants to be in a youtube video' #anyway the attendee just did fucking nothing and let that jackass and his friends ruin an entire movie #i cant even tell you how the movie was because of his shit #anyway yea teenagers are the fucking worst and if youre reading this White Shirt i hope you choke on your own dick #bc if youre gonna act like that later in life youre never gonna get laid

[aphroditness]

Could you do the "Girlboss Y/n" AU where the sleepover happens but could u add these:

The girls playing truth or dare and Wendy + Y/n have to kiss (Wendy x reader moment)

The guys secretly toilet paper the house before leaving while the girls are sleeping, and y/n catches them

Thank you !! :)

OMFG OF COURSE I WAS HOPING YOU'D ASK ABOUT THE SLEEPOVER !! (Also Wendy is my favourite character in south park so im really happy about this request </33)

!! REMINDER; All the characters in this AU are aged up: about 14-15

" Crash and bash ":

You were at Bebe's house, having a sleepover with your new friends that you made on just your first day of school. You were listening to music and dancing like crazy while stuffing your face with Godiva chocolates.

You heard the doorbell ring, and you went to open the door with permission. You peeked outside to see who it was, and opened it. The door was slammed open, almost hitting your head in the process. A bunch of boys from your school just barged into the house. Stan's friendgroup, Craig's, and a few other boys you've never heard of before.

Everyone was arguing with eachother on how the weekend was supposed to be for "girls only", but in shock, Bebe's mom allowed them to stay?! Seriously ..?

You were in the middle of playing with an ouija board and summoning the spirit of an victoria supermodel, but I guess that'll have to wait >:/ The boys got instantly bored and shoved the ouija board into one of the drawers nearby. They all gathered into a circle and started whining about how there were going to complain to Bebe's parents if they didnt play truth or dare with them. After what had happened with you and Eric, he wanted to get revenge by making you tell him your biggest secret to everybody in the sleepover, so he could blackmail her. It'd be his greatest plan yet.

The girls groaned in irritation. But you were already in the circle, excited to play truth or dare with your friends. Everyone gathered around and Kyle went first.

"So, Uh.. Y/n, truth or dare?" | "Oh! Dare pleasee!" | Alright, I dare you to-"

Eric instantly screamed out something at the top of his lungs. Without thinking, having the idea that it'd be funny as hell. But after he said it, he realized how fucked up his dare was.

"KISS WENDY!"

You and Wendy slowly turned your heads towards Eric, and wendy's face turned a blush pink. Your eyes fixated on Wendy, and there was a bit of romantic tension, and Stan definently noticed.

"Hey! I'm the one supposed to be making the dare, not you Cartman!" | "I- oh, I- SHUT UP KYLE IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER, just do the fuckin' dare you two!" | Eric tried brushing it off, but he was internally panicking. This wasn't his plan, why did he have to say that? What the heck was going on in his head when he said that?!

Wendy hesitated for a second, but she had to admit. You were gorgeous as hell. She looked away, and started playing with her fingers. You smiled a bit before leaning closer, and without hesitation, Wendy moved forward instantly. Your first kiss being taken away by your best friend.

Wendy was definitely feeling some bisexual thoughts 🤭

After you both let go of the kiss, You were gasping for air because Wendy wouldn't let go of you that easily. Stan was literally about to faint so Kyle had to hold him in place. And Cartman was having very mixed feelings about this. Should he be proud? Or disgusted?

"What the hell."

You smiled at Eric, then turned to Wendy to wink at her, her eyes widened in shock. She grinned back at you as a reply. OOO sew rewmenticc

The rest of the night having the boys over was hell for you and the girls. They wouldn't stop screaming and throwing pillows at you. You got really sick n' tired until you got off of Bebe's bed, and flung a HUGE pillow at Eric. HE FELL DOWN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Before he got up, Clyde yelled "PILLOW FIGHT!" and pillows/blankets were being thrown everywhere 2 seconds after he announced that. Im not even joking, Craig counted.

Since boys aren't allowed in a "girls only" sleepover (obvi), they had to leave so you could get some rest with your bestays. Before the guys left, you saw something peeking through their sleeping bags. Bebe closed the blinds and locked the doors, but you kept an eye on outside. You could see Butters pull something out of the sleeping bag.

Toilet paper, really?

You slammed the door open, and gave the immature teenagers a death glare, Eric was too busy toilet-papering Bebe's tree until 2 minutes later he finally noticed. He instantly told everybody to; "flee the scene".

"HAHAH! Guys, guys! look, I rubbed my butt on the toilet paper and threw it on the tree! did you see that?! Did y-" ...

"Oh ... RUNNNNNNNN!"

#eric cartman #eric cartman x reader #eric x y/n #eric x reader #wendy x reader #wendy x y/n #south park x female reader #south park x you #south park x reader #kyle x stan #style sp #wendy and bebe #south park #south park and reader #cartman x reader rivalry #south park kyle #south park stan #south park x y/n #south park x female y/n #female y/n #south park with y/n #girlboss y/n #y/n fanfic #x reader #fluff #south park sleepover

[that-one-weeb-buts-its-the-main]

Being Frank Castle's Daughter in Hawkins Pt 5

Gif Caption: Top gif- Billy Russo v Frank Castle in Marvel's The Punisher, Bottom Gif- Steve Harrington in Netflix's Stranger Things

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Reader: 17-18 age range | fem reader

Characters Mentioned: Frank Castle (MCU), Loki Laufeyson (MCU), Thor Odinson (MCU), Korg (MCU), Dr.Strange (briefly, MCU), Wong (briefly, MCU), Steve Harrington (ST), Billy Hargrove (ST), Max Mayfeild (ST), Jim Hopper (briefly, ST) Joyce Byers (brefily, ST)

A/n: shorter than usual sorry

Warnings: nothing really surpised? Yeah me too

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Yeah just as you had assumed, everyone had been too in shock to even call a news company

Mostly to see Korg and his 7'7 ness

But Thor.

All the girls loved thor, all the kids loved Thor, everyone loved Thor

So it made it easier to litterally just walk away from him with your group to do whatever you wanted

"So." Y/n spoke up, "why are you all here?"

"Why are we here? Or how did we get here?" Loki questioned.

Y/n raised a brow, "Well to answer your question, Jane broke up with Thor. And now his Hammer the only thing that can get us out of this damn town. Is broken up with him too."

"Did he just say a hammer broke up-" Max started.

"Don't ask." Billy intruppted walking past the three as they walked there way down the street and into the small Arcade.

"And let me guess."

"We ticked off the wizard." Loki spoke as Y/n sighed.

"Okay. Okay this is fine."

Loki seemed to ignore Y/n entirely as she planned out what to do outloud. The arcade had become pratically empty due to Thor being out in the street. And he watched Max fish for quaters in her pockets.

"Damn it. No coins."

"No coins?" Loki questioned.

"Quaters. To play the games." Max spoke.

"And these quaters? They stay in these...boxes."

"Yeah usually till someone comes to collect them."

"They don't call me the god of mischef for anything midgardian."

And Max and Loki became friends because Loki helped her with some magic that coughed up all the quaters from one game.

Max is rich at that point

He had to conjure up bucket.

And Billy? Billy's sitting you on a stool and handing you a water he bought from a vending machine

"I mean I don't get it!" Y/n protested, "Why dump them on me! Korg I understand! He's sweet!'-"

"Aw thank you. Thats very nice of you." Korg thanked.

" But Thor!? And Loki!?" Y/n argued, "i already helped Dr.Jack off with his own fuckin problems! Why do I have to deal with it again!? And Frank!? Frank thinks I just helped him at the grocery store! Its not like its uncommon to see heros at the stores!"

"City bird." Billy tried to catch her attention

"What if something big comes!? What happens if they brought some interdimensinoal fuck up like me thats whats to kill everyone!"

"Castiglione!" Billy called again.

"Don't get me started! I'd have to deal with the Sokovia accord of course! And Tony! UGH! Don't get me started on him! And steve! Roggers not Harrington! He'd be all like "Im dispointed in you yadda yadda yadda" Like I didnt wipe the total floor with his ass! And I-"

"Y/n! Hello!" Billy finally shouted at her.

She stopped finally, "ask the rock monster you dumbass."

Y/n sighed and looked up at Korg, "You...guys didnt bring a problem with you?"

"Besides Thor's sad love life and Loki. No. I don't believe so." Korg explained a sigh a relief from Y/n, "there is one problem though: and that we have no way home."

"Y/n!" Max called running over, "Look at all the quaters!"

She had an old icecream bucket, shallow filled with quaters.

"Wanna play a game!? I'll totally floor you in street fighter! Already floored Loki."

"Trust me. Thats no real feat." Y/n told her.

"I heard that!" Loki argued.

"But Maybe Korg like to play?"

"Me?" Korg asked, "I'd love too."

Korgs too pure for this world and any other at that

You come up with and idea and hop over the counter to reach the phone all the employees are gone to meet the hero anyways.

You'll calling the one the only

Sorcerer Supreme

"Wong Speaking-"

"Wong!" Y/n spoke, "You have no idea how glad it is to hear your voice! Look Strange portaled Thor along with Loki and Korg. With no hammer. Im kinda busy trying to keep oh I dont know. A low profile. Low Profile ring a bell?

"Oh no." Wong corrected, "That was me. Call it punishment for skipping town on me."

Even now you're being punished

The line cuts and you're completely in mental agony

And your roping Max and Billy into it

Not that Max isn't happy to be roped into it though

And Billy, well Billy puts up with your shit because he loves you

But you need a cover your face so the media isn't tracking you, and so do the other two you know: regular people, god imagine being normal, how you wished to be normal sometimes

Billy and Max find a Halloween mask in the back like badasses, but can only find you a teddy bear costume head

So you bring the truck and have everyone load in the back, then go towards the mass of people happy to see such a hero and basically blow the horn out you lay it down so hard

"Get in the truck!"

"Y/-"

"Say my name and you'll be dead hammer boy! Hurry!"

the woman chase him to the truck as he jumps through the window as you floor it and drive away.

"Y/n! By the gods I love you! Thank you!"

"Yeah, Yeah, So who pissed Wong off?"

yeah it went real silent after that

Turns out Thor had been takin' this breakup thing. a lot harder than you originally thought

Also, you finally took off that stupid bear head,

"What do we do with them?" Billy asked.

"Take 'em to my house." Y/n spoke, "We can sneak them through the window."

It was a decent plan, you'd just have to tell Frank you didn't feel good and he'd leave you alone, letting you wait out the day

When you got home, everyone got out, and you asked Billy to help in bringing them to the back

You went inside, and Frank was doing some weapons cleaning

"Hey, kid."

"Hey..."

He stopped and looked up, "Everythin' alright? Home earlier than I expected."

"Yeah, just, was doin' some stuff, and started feeling like crap.."

He stood up, wiping his hands on a rag, and put his hand on her forehead

"think it might of been the sugar from last night too much."

"yeah. alright." He spoke pulling a strand of hair behind her ear, kissing her forehead, "Go get some rest."

She nodded, "yeah thanks."

Oh god, it worked, she went into her room, quickly locked the door, and rushed over to the window,

"Be quiet and be quick."

Korg happily helped everyone into the room, simply by picking them up and placing them through the window.

The only question was, how was he going to get in? He couldn't fit through the window and if he could it'd be a hell of a tight squeeze

Somehow some way he got in,

Now your rooms are filled with aliens in laments terms

You're so glad Max ad Loki had become friends and that Korg was friendly, she was able to babysit the two as they played Thor games

While Thor rambled on to you and Billy like it was some sleepover

"And then she broke up with me! well, I let her think that-" Thor spoke defensively.

"Okay one, keep your voice down. Two wow." Y/n spoke painting her nails black, "I'm so surprised."

"Exactly." Thor spoke, "If anything I broke up with her."

Billy was smoking a cigarette beside the bed, with the window opened, "Wow."

"And what is your Verdict? Billy Hargrove of Midgard, You have managed to capture the heart of the most ferocious fighter of all Midgard, and my dearest friend yet my most formidable human opponent."

"her?" Billy spoke, gesturing to Y/n with the hand his cigarette was holding, "yeah, no."

He took another puff of his cigarette.

"Am I mistaken?"

"Highly," Y/n spoke blowing on her freshly black nails.

"Nonsense," Thor spoke, "The letter you sent describes him as a-"

"And that's enough from you," Y/n spoke interrupting him, "How are the others?"

you managed to keep them hidden for the day, and when it hit's about 9:30 at night, a portal opens up randomly in your room, and in steps Dr.Strange and takes them all away.

"You're a piece of shit," Y/n spoke with crossed arms, "I know you most likely helped Wong get them through that portal."

"I know," Stephen spoke letting everyone file into the portal and out into the new york sanctum, "Guilty as charged."

"Where does this lead to?" Max asked sticking her arm in the portal.

"New York," Y/n responded looking at Billy, "Don't try it."

"Fuck you."

"When and where?"

"Nice to see you haven't changed." Stephen spoke, "We could use you back in New York you know. A room at the Sanctum always has your name on it. Plus I can't handle any of these new kids running around New York- especially Parker."

Y/n nodded with a chuckle, "You know I want to come back."

"Doors open." He spoke.

"Yeah." Y/n spoke, "I think needs are different than wants. And I think I'm needed here."

He nodded holding his hand out as they shook: "I know the feeling all to well."

And then he left leaving the three in the now quiet room

"What the hell." Billy argued slapping Y/n on the back of the head, "Im needed here? That was your ticket out of here dumbass."

"I told you I'd take you though, didn't I?"

God he fucking hates how much he loves you

You luckily are able to sneak out and drive them home.

You're pretty sure at this point though, with all the sneaking Frank knows

He's just usually too high alert to not know

But you had a good day, even though it was long and tirind just to go to bed immediately and missing the daily call from Steve

He knows your busy but you usually always pick up even if you end up telling him your busy and hanging up.

He gets in trouble for it. Why? Because they're at another dinner, and his moms trying to have him make friends with some of her friends daughter

But no. He's standing by the phone calling you for the second time.

But still no answer. He's already mentally planned that he's gonna go see if your okay tommrow

Ah yes. Tommrow

The next day for you would be uh. Eventful in the morning.

Especially when you're up and Frank's not up

Thats always been werid

And fucking in walks Joyce Byers in Pajama's

Excuse me? And why the fuck did she just walk out of Franks room

They were too stunned to speak

"Uh...Hi...Ibuprofen please, if you have any to spare." She asked sweetly

"Uh...I mean....yeah." y/n spoke, still in shock, "Yeah! Yeah! Uh! Let me look..."

You give her some and a glass of water you were originally pouring for herself

She then says she'll go, and thank you again, but you tell her akwardly she can stay, bur she says shes gonna go anyways and contuines to thank you

What the f u c k just happened

And then in comes Frank like nothing happened

Do you engage? Do you not?

You do pour both of you ceral,

Atleast cornflakes made things a bit better

Still do you ask

"So." Frank spoke, "What did the Avenger's want with you?"

Fuck he knows

"There dealing with Hard times." Y/n spoke, "Im expecting the woman that just walked out wanted the same from you? Is that like a one time thing? Or? Should I insolate my walls just in case?"

Oh

He almost spit out his ceral when you said that

Two can play this game

Luckily Steve saves the day, when he knocks on the door

"Oh Hey." Y/n spoke bowl in hand, "Whats up?"

"Uh. I called last night and you didn't answer." He spoke, "Got...worried."

Y/n smiled, "Yeah sorry. I ended up having a long day."

He laughed, "Yeah, I heard about that superhero came to town. Bet you were busy with him."

Y/n was silent, "wait. Was he really here to see you?"

"More of less." Y/n spoke.

"Are you two...ya know?" Steve asked quietly.

"What?" Y/n asked walking out the door as Y/n closed it behind her.

"Dating-"

"Ew!" Y/n protested.

"I don't know!" He defended, "Thats not why I came here!"

"What's it then?" Y/n asked

"I came to see if you were okay." He spoke, "now i see that was stupid especially if you were hanging out with a fricken Avenger."

"You'd be surpised what shit they put me through." She smiled, causing him to smile and hold a laugh in "was that Harrington?"

"...yeah.. yeah." He spoke rocking back and forth Y/n standing up with now an empty bowl ready to go back inside, "actually."

"Yeah?"

"How about we go." Steve spoke.

"Go? Go Where?" Y/n asked.

"You've been in Hawkins yet still havent seen any of the good spots." Steve started, "I could. Take you around...if you know. If you want. Just me and you. If you're cool with that! Ya know..."

"Hm? Yeah that sounds great." Y/n smiled, "let me get dressed and say bye to my dad. You can come in if you want."

Steve's litterally throwing the biggest party in his head

Even you said not to worry he's still worried after all that shit his mom pulled

He's real glad when you say yes to him

He may be too excited

Frank says hi to Steve and they talk while he waits on you

When you ready to go, Frank tells you remember Matt's coming tomorrow and even pitches the idea of dinner to Steve, a retry without his parents: really just without his mom

Steve nervously agrees to it

And then the two of you leave

He's talkin nonstop, mostly trying to keep you entertained and impressed

"The best parts of Hawkins arent even town there out in the middle of no where. Ya knoe Nature and shit. But theres cool things in town." He explained, "what do you wanna do first?"

Y/n shrugged, "Whatever makes it the easiest to see everything."

So he takes you around town first, showing you all his favorite shops and such, and even points out a fair fyler, that's be opened the 30th and then ongoing for the season of Fall

You've never really been to a fair, Frank steers clear of them

But he continues to take you around: enjoying the alone time with you.

You've guys got lemonades in hand as you both walk, he's staring at your free hand hanging between the two of you

"So uh." Steve spoke up, "Got anyone..special. back in the big apple?"

"Define special." Y/n joked.

Steve chuckled knew if about her run ins with hero's, "you know...you like anybody?"

"Well of course. All my friends are back there." Y/b spoke.

"Yeah. Yea...but like. Like. Anyone?" He asked they getting in the car, "dating, perhaps..."

"Oh." Y/n spoke following him, "I mean. I got close one time...It didn't work out."

They closed the doors behind them, "Oh. I. Im sorry I asked."

"No no its okay."

"Hey. Take it from me. Guys can be dicks." Steve tried to cheer up.

Y/n smiled, "not this one."

Steve frowned, Y/n seemed to really like this guy, "right person, Wrong time. It happens alot."

"Not enough time." Y/n spoke, "There wasnt enough."

Steve went silent, as he drove,"I. Im sorry bringin up bad memories and all."

"No. No its alright." Y/n spoke, "It's in the past."

He nodded, "Just. Know that Im here. For anything. I want to help, ya know? I really, really-"

He stopped himself, "I wanna. Y/n I."

"You don't have to tell me."

"I. I want to! I know I do." Steve argued with himself, "I just. Dont wanna loose you ya know."

He took a right, "Loose me to what Steve?"

"I don't know: Anything. Everything." He took a deep breathe parking the car in a make shift lot in the woods, "All I know is that. I...really do...like you. Like. Alot. You're funny, and cool, and...your an ass kicker."

He laughed, Y/n joining him, "and. I just know. That your a good person. So. Thank you. Hah. Yeha thank you for sticking around Hawkins hair prince."

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[satans-left-asscheeky]

that vampire react was OUCHIE! would you consider continuing it? sole finally giving in and taking their blood. thankfully sole was able to hold back and didnt drain them, but now they have to treat and take care of their friend until their all better?

My goldfish brain wasn't sure if you meant sole comforting thr companions, or the companions comforting sole so I did both. We've had the hurt here comes the comfort

For those who didn't read part 1 here it is.

Maccready

"I'm so glad your okay. I don't know what I'd do without you... you and Duncan are my whole world"

They'd be rocking him back and forth in their arms while playing with his hair. He felt like shit, but that didn't matter they were okay so he'd be fine. And if he wasn't he knew it would all be fine in the end. In the upcoming days sole insisted on him laying in bed all day. Which suited him absolutely fine. He'd take this time to snuggle with them and Duncan and read comics all day long... he could get used to lazy days like these

Hancock

"That's it sole. Glad you finally came to your senses.... Im not sure what I would've done if you hadn't...."

The last sentence was barely a whisper on his scared lips... He knew what he would've done with out them, that's what scared him. He makes a lot of jokes about going feral, or being a monster, but he fears what would've happened if he spiraled into that darkness. Although truth be told he only ever truly was a monster to himself, but cognitive thoughts and logic rarely make there way into the deep fears that inhabitant our inner psyche. In the following days he and sole would spend most of their time in goodneighbor remedying the pain the only way Hancock knew how, loads of chems and booze. The few hours he spent sober he relayed the events over and over in his brain... He would never let sole know how much it all had really messed him up, but he'd be damned if he ever left the house without a blood pack again. He'd lost himself before sure, plenty of times, but the thing about losing yourself is you can always find or create a new version of yourself... what almost happened with sole was.... too permanent and it would haunt his nightmares for the rest of his freakishly long life, but for now he'd take comfort in the fact the the one person he loved so dearly was still by his side... thats all that mattered.. all that ever matters

Cait

"I'm glad you decided not to be a complete idiot. Never, and I mean never, do that to me again ya hear?"

She was so grateful that this fool was still alive and kicking. She felt like shite and her head was pounding, but she'd make it and most importantly they'd make it. She'd never leave home with a blood pack again... Afterwards Sole would insist on her staying in bed, which Cait though was pretty fuckin stupid in all honesty, but she'd listen. Only for like the first two days though, because honesty she's had worse and she'd rather put this whole thing behind them.

Danse

"I honestly didn't think that would work...."

He's suprised he's still alive... He's not disappointed, just confused. If he could've lived through the whole ordeal why were they even arguing in the first place? During his recovery he wouldn't want sole to leave his sights, he'd be especially clingy and needy after almost losing them.

Curie

I am... so glad you are okay...."

She'd find it hard to speak from the intense pain that was clouding her mind, but her words were still the most genuine that shed ever spoken. She wasn't used to even scrapes which made her pain tolerance low, but this? It was all a bit to much, but she'd happily do it again. She'd be very thorough in telling sole how to take care of her in the following weeks/days. She would opt to stay in the diamond City clinic or at least at home plate should anything go wrong. Truth be told she was just glad to still have sole. The whole ordeal still had her a bit shaken, but given enough time she'd overcome the left over fear.

Deacon

"Do I get a little sticker?... they give you those after donating blood right?"

Despite him cracking jokes his mindset is still very grim. He can't believe he almost lost the only friend he's ever had and more importantly he only narrowly avoided it. He needed to do better in the future to make sure that sole had been taking care of themselves. In the following days he'd stay mostly quiet opting to read books, and have long philosophical conversations with sole to fill the time of his mandatory time off.

Piper

"Thank god blue.... You had me really worried there for a second.... woah my head... I think I'm just gonna sit down for a sec...."

She'd pass out. Unfortunately for her she's a bit woozy around blood... especially her own. She'd wake up in her diamond city home. Sole had brought her fancy lad cakes and nuka cola both of which were sitting on the nightstand next to her. She'd carefully climb out of bed wincing in pain as she took her first step out of the small room. Her whole body ached, but she was to worried about sole to focus on that right now. She was so glad when she finally saw sole asleep on her couch. She'd crawl onto the couch careful not to wake them. Shed gently wrap her arms around their torso and cuddle into their side... at least this way she might actually get some sleep and stop worrying.

Nick

"Well would you look at us.... guess we get to cheat death for a little while longer...."

it's times like these that he cursed the institute for making him able to feel pain. Physical and mental that is. Nick wouldn't say he wanted to die, because of course there's always more for him to do, but the idea of dying for a friend did sound like a pretty nobel way for things to end.... but it didn't and he'd be damned if he wasted the chances life keeps throwing at him. Nick believes wholeheartedly in fate and if he's still alive and kicking there's a reason. He'd brush off Soles requests for him to stay quiet much to their dismay though after taking a fee wobbly steps out the door he decided maybe sitting and looking over old case files wasn't the worst idea...

Preston

"Thank god your okay General.... not sure what the minutemen... hell I'm not sure what I'd do without you"

He'd let them lead him back to the nearest settlement and for once the Neverending work load wouldn't come first, because right now was about sole. They were alive and they were here and for a while even that wasn't certain so Prestin would be damned if he didn't tell them everything he had ever felt about them. Wheather it be romantic interest, platonic admiration or perhaps a bit of both he'd lay his feelings out plain and clear because no way was he letting anything happen to either of them without making his thoughts known.

X6-88

"Thank you for finally seeing reason. I'm a machine. You are of value, I am not."

He would be seriously shocked when he felt arms wrap around his neck and a head hit his shoulder. He'd stay like that for a few moments to stunned to move. That is until he felt the wet of tears hitting his clothed shoulder and the sound of quiet sobs hitting his ears

"You are not just a machine.... not to me"

Their shaky voice spoke muffled slightly by his shoulder, but still loud enough for him to hear. He didn't know what to say to that, so instead he opted to wrap his arms around their back awkwardly... He was a machine, but damn if he didn't feel true emotions in that moment

#fallout #fallout 4 #deacon #fo4 companions #maccready #fallout 4 companions #paladin danse #hancock #john hancock #cait fo4 #cait fallout 4 #fallout cait #fallout 4 curie #fallout curie #fo4 curie #curie #piper fallout 4 #piper wright #preston garvy #fo4 preston #fo4 nick valentine #nick valentine #fo4 x6 88 #x6 88 #robert maccready #robert joseph maccready #rj maccready #fo4 deacon #deacon fallout 4

[danepopfrippery]

I cant get over a reply to my take that Stede’s sweetness to Ed isnt patronizing, its meant to be besties sharing soft things with each other. The person said Stede treated Ed and his crew as an asshole colonizer specifically teaching Ed fine dining. Like brah if thats your take block me now cuz I cant even.

I can disagree w ppl on silly shit (steddyhands say) but when you weaponize a whole major set of plot points as whypipo when thats clearly not what it is, just go back to twitter. I think almost every script had at least one poc contributing to it. They never seem to know that. (And yes holy fuck would a colonizer be common irl and irl stede bonnet was an asshole and slave owner no argument).

As for the fine dining lessons: Ed ASKED for uppercrust lessons! Ed, mr ‘skin him with the snail fork’ sat there and genuinely wanted to learn. Ppl who think about skinning w snail forks dont generally stand for patronizing shit.

In fact Ed wanted to go to the French party cuz fine things and it was a chance to work on what Stede had taught him (and remember it wasnt one sided, Ed was teaching him shit too) and Stede didnt want to go!!! But he went! Cuz Ed wanted to! And when they insulted Ed be burned them to the ground.

As for the crew on face value id agree he was patronizing. But thats as lazy as the yummy soap take. It has been said by Rhys and others Stede saw this as a chance to play w friends he basically paid to spend time w him. They were all free to go.

And what stands out to me is several times we are shown Stede thinks of them as equals. When Lucius says only the two of them can read hes shocked by that. Never dawned on him most of them would be illiterate. Yes hes dumb (illiteracy was extremely common back then) but that says to me he never thought of these ppl are lower class than me.

He pays them, he feeds them, he added a bunch of rooms just to spoil them (u cant tell me the jam room was for his kids when the harpsichord is in his cabin). He plans little activities to keep them happy and doesnt MAKE them do anything (or punish them if they dont). He tried to talk Black Pete into sewing but never forced him. Instead of picking a fav flag he hung all of them cuz he cares about them (who else would do that cmon?!)

They only decide not to kill him cuz he can do the voices in the stories right. They love bedtime stories! Again its not forced or punished if not. Same for pickleball etc.

But the biggest one to me is what ppl grab onto just on the surface. We know racism, slavery and homophobia do all exist in this universe and we whiff it right away in ep 1. Yes the poc staff is relegated to playing servants but we werent shown who decided that (id bet frenchie cuz he knows rich assholes and u dont want to piss off the british navy).

Stede only went for that ship to make his crew like him, and only brought Badminton and co onboard to save everyone from the british navy. He immediately takes everyone into his room and dishes out outfits and fake names/backstories. This includes everyone poc and white.

How the fuck do u reckon that man had an outfit that fit not only Oluwande but Wee John?! Perfectly might i add. Its never shown what happens after only Olu still being in costume after they send the lone survivor back. Im making a leap ill agree but me thinks he had that shit custom made for his crew esp cuz a few of them had complimentary pieces. And there is no good reason that man would have something for someone as tall and large as Wee John.

The Brits dont start being shitty tip after Stede and the captain leave. At which point Jim, Black Pete and several others attack. They have no time for that shit and Stede never argues about it later. In fact he had a plan to send the beheaded bodies and lone survivor back.

And then theres the fact later Stede has a matching set of tailored suits for him, Lucius and his fuckin prisoner!!! I mean it was his idea to do that, and he had the clothes. When he meets Ed properly he doesnt even hesitate to show him his pretty clothes or share them. They stay in each others clothes all night.

In fact i looked this up and ur average wealthy man had 4 sets of clothes in this time period. Stede is obviously obsessed w clothing. Your average person was lucky to have two sets if even. Those outfits had to cost an insane amount of money even for a wealthy man.

If u were truly a classist, colonist asshole u wouldnt be doling out thousand dollar outfits like candy.

I could go on but i think what makes fake Stede endearing as a character is he is genuinely happy to make friends. And he never seems to view them lesser whether it be race or class. I just cant agree.

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd meta #ofmd costumes

[asterssunzephyr]

So, first of all, thanks for the kind words. I really love your AUs too.

And second... maybe some Nature Wives Angst of any AU? uwu

Bet. Kt gets a bit fluffy SORRY

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CC: AftM

Kat & Shrub start off on good terms, but Shrub isnt one to trust easy. Kat doesnt know this, but eventually finds it out from Gem, who has demonology with Shrub & Xornoth, that Shrub doesnt have friends. "Yeah, the new kid said they dont really have friends yet."

Kat thought they were friends. Kat brings this up in their herbology class. "I heard you didnt have friends." "I dont trust anyone yet." "...Not even me?" "...." "...." "...Sorry..." "I understand."

It takes a while for them to fully open up to each other after that, and even then Kat doesnt think Shrub sees her as a friend.

(this does seep into fluff)

and then Shrub shows up at her dorm past curfew and asks Kat to sneak out onto the balconies with them.

"Why?" "I want to watch the stars with you." "Me?" "Yes, you. If you want to." "..Ill gladly watch the stars with you."

They have their first kiss that night:]

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TP&TS

The arguments they get into post reveal? Fuckin horrible. Katherine doesnt want to see their face, let alone hear their voice, and all Shelby wants to do is talk.

They do talk; more than once and not with Shelby being in the rain. Every time, without fail, Shelby ends up staying the nignt at Kats because Kat still cares. Probably cares too much.

Every time, without fail, Kat ends up cooking them breakfast in the early hours(2-5 am) and every time, Shelby's gone by 7.

They have shared a bed on these nights. they have gone back to Kat's bed after breakfast. Kat feels lonely everytime Shelby leaves, and wishes for him to come back.

As hateful as their relationship started post reveal, there will be days Shelby gets a text [Kat: I miss you. Wish you were here.] [Shelb: I thought you hated me.] [Kat: Hates a strong word to use now.] [Shelb: I can come by tonight?] [Kat: Gem's coming over.. Wanna risk it?] [Shelb: atp, Risk is my middle name.] [Kat: Youre middle name is Shrub.] [Shelb: IT WAS A JOKE.] Kat just smiles at the texts and sends one last message, [Kat: You know where the window to my room is for you to sneak in. just be quiet.]

Shelby does sneak in, successfully, and hides until they hear Gem leave that night.

"I didnt mean for you to actually hide in my room." "Yeah but you didnt say I couldn't." "Whatever."

No arguing, suprisingly, just silence while Kat cooks for them.

"Wine? Didnt know you were one to drink, Sweetheart." "You dont know lots about me, sir." "I know enough." "Mhm.."

Their relationship goes from hatred to playful banter slowly, post reveal.

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This turned into a post about their overall relationship HELP??

#zephs aus #empires smp #h&v au #nature wives #overall nature wives #two aus post #omg #tp&ts au #CC: AftM au

[voidselfshipp]

The Diner 'Round The Corner

Cw: food/food description, violence mention, alcohol mention, age gap ( s/I is in early twenties, John is like 45, for the rest of the ages please read the description of my Military Goofballs Half Ocs).

->Only Mutuals Okay To Reblog

Summary: After coming back from Afghanistan the Alpha Commando goes to a Brand New 80s themes dinner and fall in love at first sight with the lovely waitress that take their order.

Taglist: @tex-treasures @samsbeckett

Ah, yes, hot summer days, who doesnt love them?.

The sun shines, the Sky is clear, and theres so much things to do with Friends! You can go to the beach, to the arcade, have a picnic. Or go to pretty diners!

Now, to say that the Alpha Commando team missed civilian life was an understatement, after being in Afghanistan for so long, it was nice to be back home and enjoy a calmer and safer life.

And one of the first things they decided to do, them being the ever close Group of friends, was to go to one of this dinners, it was called Four-Wheeled Dinner, which prided itself in its 80s Retro aesthetic and food served by Rollerskating Waiters and Waitresses.

As the men entered they could hear Suzzane's Vega "Tom's Dinner" playing in the background, quickly scooting to a booth with a Window to the outside.

I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner

I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee

And he fills it only halfway, and before I even argue

He is looking out the window at somebody coming in

Nova sighed looking at her co-worker, Jake, pour coffee on a mug, the place was crowded and both were going to get chewed out if he didnt hurry.

Shes about to say something when she turns her head to the outside of the dinner.

There were five men, military for sure, they all gave off those vibes-- You know 'em?-- Nova asked.

Jake shook his head and finished pouring the coffee-- sort of? My dads a friend of those guys, I didnt expect them to come back from Afghanistan so soon though..

--Huh, well, do you want to go take their order?

--No,they scare the living shit out of me-- Jake answered and handed the tray with food to her.

Nova rolled her eyes and started skating towards the table that ordered that coffee he took forever to pour.

--Man isnt it crazy to be back home? I mean we almost died back there in afghan...-- Said Thomas flipping through the menu.

--Right there with ya buddy, its unnerving how calm this ambience in, noise and all-- agreed Jason-- Man this Burgers look amazing, I think I might order myself one of those

--Agreed -- Added Duncan taking off his sunglasses and leaving them besides his phone-- What about you sarge, what are you getting?

--I honestly dont know, after eating out of a can for months having fast food is weird-- answered Seargeant John Morris-- those fries sure look good though

Jason Turned to his friend Lucas, and snorted-- Check out Lucas over here, Like a kid in fuckin' christmas

--Oh come on! You know how much I like the 80s-- Lucas snapped back.

Their bantering stopped when the sound of rollerblades stopping caught their attention.

--Hello! My name is Nova, May I take your order, gentlemen?

The Alpha Commando had to do a double take, infront of their table was a young woman, perhaps around early 20s, Brown hair in a bun. She was wearing a Pink 80s waitress outfit with a white apron, her green eyes seemed to shine as the various lights hit her face.

She was, without doubts, very,very beautiful, her smile was warm and cheerful, but slowly Turned into a confused look as the men before her did not answer her question.

--Oh yes sorry,sorry-- Lucas was the first one to talk, saving him and his Friends from looking weird as shit-- we couldnt quite hear you over the noise of the dinner.

That seemed enough to convince the young woman that in fact, the five of them were not weirdos, because there was quite a lot of noise.

--We'll get two burgers-- Said Jason-- the ones with Bacon and fried eggs, you up for some fries, macy?

Duncan nodded-- Sure, and could you bring us some beer?

Nova quickly scribbled down the order-- Sure, what else?

-- ill take a stake with fries and some soda-- John followed up.

--Can you add another Burger, fries, and beer for me?-- asked Lucas.

--Sure!, and you?-- the waitress asked Thomas, who jumped slightly on his Seat.

--Uh,just a club sandeich and soda--He answered.

Nova muttered the order under her breath, then she nodded again and her bright smile returned-- Okay, anything else I can do for you?

Duncan was going to answer "can you give me your number?" But quickly dismissed the idea, given his and his Friends prior behavior. The place was crowded and the last thing this poor overworked soul needed was his ass asking her for her number.

--the son of a friend of ours works here, you know a guy named Jake? Jake Smith?-- asked John.

--Yeah hes a friend of mine,why?

--Just say hi for us, its been a while since we saw him

Nova giggled remebering what Jake had told her about these guys-- Sure, well, be right back, gentlemen --And so she rollerskated away back to the kitchen.

The five of them let out a relieved sigh.

--Nice save, folken-- Macy complimented.

Lucas gave his friend an acknowledgement nodd-- how did you know Jake worked here?

--his dad mentioned it in one of the letters he sent me-- answered John.

Meanwhile in the kitchen, Nova was handing out the order she just took to jake-- the guys that freak you out send their regards

Jake looked a bit panicked, quickly grabbing the paper with the order-- please hand them the food

--Why do they freak you out so much?--the woman inquired.

--Cause they are military dudes! They are jacked as shit! Im scared ill mess up their order and get the crap beaten out of me!

--oh come on J! I think they are nice, anyway, I have more food to deliver, be right back-- She Answered and rolled away.

20 or so minutes later the food was ready and Nova quickly delivered it to the Alpha Commando.

--Okay, let me know if theres anything else I can help you with, enjoy your food

--We'll be just fine with this--John assured-- heres the money and a tip

As she counted the money and the tip her eyes went wide-- I,-- thank you for your generosity, its..well its nice, yknow with the dinner being packed up

--yeah, not to mention the Karens that come in an out-- Duncan added-- I worked in retail so I know your pain, kid

Nova laughed and nodded-- they are a nightmare arent they? Well, lovely to chat with you guys and sorry to cut the conversation short but you know-- she vaguely gestures at the sea of people in the dinner.

--Much work to be done-- Duncan quickly followed up.

--Exactly,thank you again for the tip and have a nice day!-- and so the waitress went away, leaving the men wanting to talk to her a bit more.

At the end of the day, Jake and Nova recounted the money they made, with most of the staff gone it was the two of them on the end of their shift, waiting for the night staff to arrive.

--And they tipped you how much?!-- Jake asked.

-- two hundred dollars--Nova answered-- this just gives me more evidence that they are nice

The man rolled his eyes-- Whatever, Well...guess we are getting a bonus Next week

--We sure Will, well im off to my home, see you tomorrow jake--she gave him a quick hug and now that she was in her usual every day wear (With the rollerskates still on) left to her home.

Three days later the Alpha commando had returned to the dinner, this time during the afternoon.

Nova was quite excited when she saw them pass the threshold of the dinners door, today was somewhat of a quiet day so she quickly went to their table to take their order.

--Gentlemen, nice to see you again-- She said with a smile.

Duncan was the first to answer, taking off his glasses and returning her smile-- with such a good service who wouldnt want to come back?-- he flirted.

The waitress' cheeks went Pink, almost matching her uniform-- thats very nice of you, so, what can I do for you on this lovely afternoon?

--Well, I havent eaten Apple pie in a while-- Said Jason-- so how about a slice of that and a latte

--add another applepie slice and some lavender lemonade-- Added Thomas.

--Uh-huh-- Nova mumbled-- what else?

--Well I want a capuccino and a cherry pie-- answered Duncan.

--ill get a strawberry lemonade and a chocolate cake-- Lucas followed up.

--And ill get just a black coffee-- John ordered.

The rest of the seargeant Friends looked at him.

--Just a black coffee?, really searge?-- Duncan said-- old age is getting to you huh.

--Shut the fuck up, macy-- Warned John.

--Thats okay, he gets a senior discount, hes playing it Smart-- the waitress added, hoping they would take it lightly.

Thomas was the first one to start laughing, then Lucas, Duncan and Jason, John was the last one to join in but not before answering back with a quip of his own.

--Well, if I get a senior discount im guessing that you get a "Kids eat free" pass, huh?

Nova processed the comment before letting out a cackle-- okay, I totally deserved that, nice one--The seargeant nodded in agreement with a smile-- okay, ill be right back with you guys' order

--Oh just before you go!-- Thomas said-- I hope this isnt too forward but would you like to sit with us for a while? You seem fun to hang out with

Nova smiled-- sure, my break is in ten minutes, once I bring your order ill go find a chair and sit with you, even join you in your afternoon snack if thats okay with y'all?

The men nodded-- dont worry, we dont mind-- answered Duncan.

And with that she rolled back to the kitchen.

After a bit she came back with the food plus a tray for herself.

On the right side of the booth were Jason and Lucas, on the left side,Thomas, John and Duncan.

Nova sat infront of the latter witt a soft -- Excuse me-- and Gently took her food out of the tray.

Once both of said trays were empty she carefully placed them on the floor

--What you get?-- Lucas was the first to ask.

--Hot coco and two croissants, Comfort food, im working the night shift today so ill need all the happiness I can get

--Thats rough...--Duncan said-- do you need someone to walk you home?

--If its not too much trouble, I dont like walking back home alone

--Whens your shift over?-- he asked again

--Uh, ten thirty pm,-- she answered.

Nodding, macy took a sip of his drink, and the conversation changed into something more casual.

The Alpha Commando soon found out that this girl was a Ray of sunshine,she was funny, charismatic, and overall just fun to be around.

As soon as her break ended, sadly, she had to work again, and she did, but not before saying goodbye with a big toothy smile.

The rest of her shift was Long and tiresome,she was ready to leave as soon as the clock struck ten thirty, but imagine her surprise when the five men showed up.

--You guys didnt need to-- Nova started.

--Nonesnese kid-- John interrupted-- the streets are dangerous, you never have enough backup

The woman giggled and nodded--You guys are too kind!

And so they started walking back to her home, with quiet in between chatter.

--and this bitch, came in and said her order was wrong because apparently we didnt know how to make a capuccino! Sometimes I wish I could roundkick a costumers ass

The first thing the five of them thought was "Who are we beating up" but since that wasnt very civil they refrained from saying it.

--That sounds awful, im sorry-- Said Thomas putting a hand on the womans shoulder.

--Thank you, it was...but we did get more gain tonight! Im gonna get a nice paycheck this week!

--well thats something good to take out of today-- Duncan teased with an amused smile.

-- heh, that it is, oh, here we are, thank you guys again for taking me home-- Nova gave them a quick hug to the five of them,she quickly entered the house, leaving the men stunned for a moment.

Admitedly, Lucas,Thomas and Duncan were the ones that were beaming with happiness from the hug, Jason had a smile on his face while John only let out a chuckle, the five of them parting ways to their respective houses, wondering if they should get lunch tomorrow at the Four-Wheeled Dinner.

#half ocs|military goofballs (l//d//r) #cw alcohol mention #tw alcohol mention #cw food #tw food #cw food description #tw food description #cw violence mention #tw violence mention #cw age gap #tw age gap

[shingogf]

And in celebration of my newfound drive to suddenly post and expand upon my (superb) opinions on my fav pieces of media, i must also say this: i dont rlly agree with the "hehe but its fun to imagine william had 0 motive to murder cuz hes just built diff lol!" affirmation like...yea ok but do u realize how dull and utterly boring that is from a writing pov. Scott cant fuckin write a linear story nor can he model humans to save his own life and has to pull 1000 books out of his ass to fill in the gaps and even THEN it still aint enough. So i can take the liberty to think about the what ifs.

Not negating the existence of serial killers that had a seemingly normal and uneventful upbringing doing what they did later in life at all, that IS a possibility. Theoretically the likes of dahmer and bundy could be put into that category (tho we'll never know for sure but i digress) so yes people who weren't abused or didnt go through major trauma can STILL commit heinous acts.

BUT i still think, for the sake of storytelling and character flavour, that it is infinitely better to say (this is fuckin fnaf lore we STILL dont have a clear answer of who was first nd i've seen many ppl who have diff interpretations when it comes to details cuz duh😑) that evan died FIRST and that was the beginning of william's downward spiral. Just imagine, an already unhealthy mind having to process such immense amounts of agony and grief. It's only logical he'll eventually snap and do something awful. And that only makes his folllowing actions all the more impactful and infinitely more fucked up.

I wont dive rn into the backstory of william that i made and how everything clicks into place when adding up the already known fnaf lore, but just the mere fact that he already by no means was a "good" person and suffered from untreated mental illness and then one of his OWN kids kills ANOTHER ONE OF HIS OWN like. USING HIS OWN CREATION. Can you imagine. That ultimately would make his already egotistical ass think "wow! life fucking sucks and if i cant have shit then no one will!" and thats precisely why he kills charlie afterwards, making her his first victim ever. And that was the only non premeditated murder bc it was done completely on impulse, he saw a chance and took it after henry berated him for his erratic behavior that resulted from evan's death bc it was causing up trouble at work and in their business relationship, so mans simply drove away angrily, saw charlie conveniently locked out of the restaurant and did it in a sick act of revenge that held nothing but pure pent up rage. And after he saw that he could even get away with killing his best friend's kid, he wanted to see just how much he could push it. This also makes sense when u think of when henry says "a wound first inflicted on me" at the end of fnaf 6 bc it implies charlie really being william's first murder and a personal one at that.

AND i have to say i also completely disagree with the whole william offed his wife and yeeted her into ballora theory. Not only would it throw more suspicion on william cuz at this point he had 6 victims and ppl deadass KNEW it was him, but i firmly believe mrs afton skeddadled sometime before elizabeth died. His fuckin marriage fell apart alongside everything else following evan's death in 1983. I believe ballora (just like how circus baby was modeled after elizabeth) was made as an homage to his wife and because it was clear the only family member he felt badly about was michael for obvious reasons. In my mind william always goes for victims he isn't emotionally involved with and actively avoids killing close ones (the only exception to the rule being charlie bc 1. it was done entirely on impulse and i believe its the only crime he regretted at least in the moment and 2. i dont think he was necessarily emotionally involved w charlie despite obvs knowing her, if anything i'd argue HENRY is more emotionally involved w william's kids bc he's a much more mentally healthy person than he is) a.k.a the double life serial killer if u will (think keith jesperson) like he literally cared abt his family in his own weird ass ways, he never wanted evan or ELIZABETH to die.

#t shirt that says under no circumstances should you ask me about william afton #.txt #mine #fnaf #he is just so silly. so goofy i have so much to say abt him. #rotating his fucked up psyche inside my mind like one of those 3d digital models on interactive screens at museums💜💜💜 #like idk if yall realize how FUCKED this is henry was one of the last remaining ppl in his life and when he just u cant be here leave lol #mf SNAPPED

[quintonxwebber]

excuse me did you see CASEY DEIDRICK  around palmwood studios? oh no, that was QUINTON WEBBER, the 34 year old actor who plays SHOW CHARACTER EDWARD FLITZ on Beautiful Small Untruthers. yeah, you know rumour has it he/she's - TREACHREOUS,  and -MANIPULATIVE , but his fans all say she’s + CHARISMATIC, and + EASY GOING. around palmwood studios he/she’s known as THE THE TALISMAN. ( CISMALE, HE/HIM )

tw:drugs/death/abuse/adoption

FAMILY LIFE

quinton’s family life wasn’t anything to brag about. he grew up in a pretty poor part of town with a father who was addicted to drugs. a mother who passed away due to drugs. once his mother passed away his father had gotten heavier into drugs and once he went down that rabbit hole he had became abusive towards quinton. it wasnt until q was in third grade when his teacher had asked a few questions that lead to children services. q had went into foster care for a few years before his father’s rights were terminated. quinton was given a shot at a good life when he had gotten adopted by a famous couple. q went from having nothing to having the world. with the significant change in his lifestyle as he grew older he grew into a big spoiled asshole. his parents paved his acting career and when he was younger he had played in cute little teen shows. however the older he had gotten older he didnt grow out of it when he got casted in the beautiful small untruthers as Mr. Flitz.  

PERSONILTY

quinton is a the type of guy who can fit into any situation. he has zero issues making friends and talking to people. he is a really flirty man by nature. most of the time he doesnt even realize that he is flirting which gets him in a lot of trouble when he is in a relationship. at times his temper can cause him a lot of issues and it is nothing for him to be seen by the news media showing out and acting a complete fool especially when he drinks. q is very materialistic and only likes the best of things in his life.

RELATIONSHIPS

he typically struggles with keeping relationships because he isnt always the most honest and loyal man. however it isnt very hard for him to get into relationships seeing how flirtatious and charming.

CONNECTIONS: *if you want something not on here pls let me know these are just a few on my mind*

OPEN:

And now we lie awake, making beautiful mistakes: the girl that q keeps cheating with when he is in a relationship. the two have NEVER been more than just that however they do care for one another but it always seem to be a secret hookup (that they deny to everyone yet it still gets outted to the world)

I can’t let you be next to me: ex that broke his heart, any time he is around them he is just shady/salty. this can be worked on together. this is more like the could have been .

But is that a good thing? ‘Cause girl, I can’t be your man: booooty call. the two just typically call each other when they are lonely and just want a rebound or to just have a quick hook up. nothing more nothing less.

Hah, best friend, you the baddest and you know it: long term best friends

I got enemies, got a lot of enemies: These two just dont like each other. could be co workers, could have worked on a movie/tv show together before and just dont click. anytime the two are around each other just constantly arguing and bitching at one another making those around them miserable..

TAKEN:

Got me looking so crazy in love: an on again off again *toxic* relationship. the two are constantly in the media for the craziness that goes on in their relationship be in q cheating or the two publicly fighting outside a restaurant or bar. the two will break up only to get back together and then break up again. it is a circle that doesnt seem to break. grace

From the plane to the fuckin’ helicopter: party buddies, if there is going to be a big party or some kind of gathering where q is going to get shitty this is going to be the person that is going to be with him usually 90 percent of the time cam

#intro #pwshqintro #this sucks but here

[sloppysmooches]

82023

i hate how change stresses me out so much, also just little things recently have been irking me. we kicked our drummer out of the band yesterday and it feels really strange, for me it was a little unexpected like timeline wise but it needed to be done he just wasnt taking it as seriously as me and everyone else and his morals are skewed as fuck. im excited for our new direction though, i really am manifesting being the like sole singer and us getting another drummer and then the lead guitarist being on bass because i just really want to shine vocally and its hard when im still a beginner on bass.

ive been thinking about my friendships a lot recently and more and more its hard to feel like i have a best friend anymore. its partially my fault for holding resentment against her and just letting it fester but im sure if i bring it up shes gonna whip out her best arguing skills which i have none of and make me feel not so valid. i was telling her i was stressed out about our show last night bc at the time i didnt know how i was gonna get home and i was really hoping she’d offer me a ride because in less than a heartbeat id do it for her but all she said was be careful out there text me updates which was nice i guess but idk i was expecting more.

it hurts so bad because in all my friendships regardless of how long ive met them if i feel a strong connection id die for them and no one feels that way for me except maybe one person but also idk if she’s genuine. maybe it’s because i have trust issues or quiet bpd lol.

i always feel like pushing everyone away and disappearing for a year like serena on gossip girl but that isnt very realistic. it just sucks because in friendships i bring so much to the table and no one seems to care as much as i do.

even on my friendiversary with my best friend she didnt seem to care, id ask so many questions about our friendship like favorite moments and stuff like that and her response is always idk. another thing that i hold on to is how on her 21 birthday i was like lets all say our fave things about her and when i said mine she just smiled but when our other friend whose her other bff basically said the same thing as me she screamed and jumped across the table to hug her and it felt idk degrading idk if thats the right word.

i think ill just do what im best at slowly pulling away. its so painful when she says shell always be there for me but if i send a text saying explicitly that im struggling she skips right over it and changes the topic. she wont even cuddle with me which isnt the hugest deal among everything obviously but it’s important to me and she seems grossed out whenever i even touch her hand yet shes so touchy with everyone else.

quick topic switch, i have a call back for a job on tuesday, hopefully they actually call me. my dads been so evil about the band and me not going to school or being employed but its a discussion we have so so so often and he never listens to me and hes never proud of me, all he gives a fuck about is himself and his wife and she doesnt even know the extent of his real personality in my opinion. but im manifesting this job bc its so close and i like the atmosphere and its heavy on selling merchandise and i can work on being more talkative to the public so idk itd be cool i guess.

sorry this entry is so fuckin long omg

[highpriestess-stuff]

So my day started out well i started with self love affirmations which ive been doing for the past 2 days starting off with a spiritual bath and i must admit it has mad quite a difference im excited to see how this will help me i didnt realise how much i truly needed self love i honestly thought i was such a confident person but im starting to realize how harsh iand negative i can be and im starting to see exactly why all these bitches are jealous of me especially the ones that i work with ive never really had a hard time with making friends but ever since me & T broke but damn did it do a number on me.. Getting cheated the first time was just traumatic & left me with anxiety but having such a strong support system and going to the gym almost like everday and letting it out really helped but this break up just left me completely distraught and just made me not want to live life anymore and isolate myself & i didnt realize how it was affecting all my relationships with my friends my family and co workers like damn this narcissistic gas lighting bitch sucked my fucking soul like end all be all and not a single person there to pick up my pieces my like damn had to get myself out of this shit and i feel powerful as fuck never will i let anyone tear me down like that again LESSON LEARNT: Never settle for less. Took 2 years of my life to realize that but hey it coulda been worse.. still trying to see the positivity in this lol coulda gotten married to this bitch ass but thank god he really had to take me off this path this person refused to understand me & the lesson i learnt was that im not for everybody i am simply a Diving Feminine and we aint for everybody if people dont get u then dont waste your time arguing or explaining yourself cause the right people to get you like how did i become so lost and desperate? i just really wanted him to see me for me i just really wanted to make my family happy .. & he wanted to make his the only difference was im not what his family wanted and u know what thats their loss because as soon as i came out i was told i was going to be a motherfuckin champion it truly is his loss lol he fucked up big time and his family is a peice of shit if they really loved him they would want him to be happy but i guess whats what he deserves OH WELL now i see why they dont want the best for him he deserves exactly that shit even the lord dont want the best for him but me i am truly blessed and protected so thank you Jesus!

Going thru that experience really left me feeling emptier then even it felt like people could also see right thru me it left my fuckin boundaries all over the place i allowed people to step all over me cause i constantly thought i was the problem but now im starting to see i was never the problem its this cruel ass world no matter how nice u are to people or how much u just want to help them because u truly see what the can become and u see their potential it doesnt mean that their going to follow that exact path that u want for them it means giving up control letting people have their own experiences and im just trying to be comfortable with that like hey you wanna go fuck up your life go ahead like who am i to control u not like i got super powers cause if i did bruh. People are wylin & then godforbid i wanna do something for myself then they got a problem like what? are yall on. For example Victoria shes so far up my ass but yet cant even be there for me when i need her like bitch step aside and all day at work today she was so sad like what are u sad for... what happend to that advice that u give everytime "Dont Care" like lets see u do that now you dumbass u look fuckin stupid i have completely lost my respect for her like she looks for pathetic how dare she tell me not to care when i share my feelings with her like hows that going for you? keep ur bitch ass advice to yourself the only reason i ever listened to her was cause i actually respected her i thought she was someone i wanted to be like fuck no! i am so much better then her im better then any of these people how dare they show my any fuckin attitude ever like put some motherfuckin respect on my name or get the fuck out of my face and my energy aura cause i aint for everybody you wanna be around me? show some fuckin respect or get the fuck out because i value myself and my opinions and i can find people who do do i dont need you bitch ass people clearly YOU NEED ME like these people need to realise they need me at the end of the day so show respect or get the fuck out. Even will came in with some wack ass attitude but the second i refused to acknowledge him this nigga really started sucking my dick like are you for real why do i need to be rude like is that what turns you people on like is this why im working in this type of environment to learn that i just need to stay away from people who dont respect my energy why because you people cant do the work and become great like me??? ive done the work ive done the time ive earned to be where the fuck i am and if maybe yall put in the work you guys would be on my level but u aint thats why you bitches are so fuckin miserable and just focused on me unfortunatly thats what comes with the fame and i aint leveling down for no fucking body i came a long fuckin way and i deserve this shit put my crown on again & im knock it off * & this bitch shan like i thought she was the nicest girl ever bitch HAD the audacity to show me attitude like girl do u know who ur dealing with ur 20 nothing its actually cute and laughable because she looks like that character from ice age she thinks shes really doing something i cant with these hoes thinking they affect like.. like bruh this is my partime job lol this is your lifetimes career ofcourse u going to be mad lol stay mad cause what im winning? so u think showing me attitude gonna do something um no it just shows me that ur a terrible person ur disgusting and fuckin ugly i was just being nice and now that youve shown ur true colors i no longer need to loook go crawl back in ur dark cave u hoeeeeeeeeeee.. anyways ill be back for more updates byeeee

[ifihearanothercainnabeljokeistg]

Fucking memories unlocked after I saw a tiktok posted on on here about some fandom terms dying off and people being afraid to be cringe and if I do not get it out of my brain I'm going to die.

So now you get to suffer this information too. :) All of this lasted the 3 years of middle school I had before I was sucked out of these fandoms and smashed into the holy trinity among various others.

I was part of like 3 intermixed friend groups, some people weren't in one or 2, but like one friend and I were in all three.

One of these friend groups called everyone by Homestuck characters. I was not part of the fandom, they gave me one and then my curiosity betrayed me. (They called me Aradia cause I was the only Aries in the group) I was slowly sucked into the fandom and I never recovered :) (one came to school with horns on 3 days out of the week and then during an event came in cosplay including full gray bodypaint. None of the rest of us did and she didnt talk to us for 2 weeks because she expected us to do the same even thOUGH SHE NEVER ASKED)

The second friend group, of which I was apart of the fandom already, called each other by Hetalia Characters. We made the dumb rule of 'hey you can't choose which you are, the others get to discuss and then assign 💚' which went. great.

They made me Germany, and occasionaly Canada cause sometimes I came to school and just didnt talk (got that 'tism babyyyyyyy, overSTIMULATED), but first they made me Russia. Not at all based on personality, they decided it based on me being the tallest of the group, my protective nature (? like kinda tracks tbh) and the fact that I was either in a giant coat half the year (winter where we lived was about half the year give or take a couple months on each end). After the first year they fully just dropped the Russia and started the Germany (and Canada)

The shortest friend, and the only one with red hair, was designated South Italy (apparently North didn't fit her personality, which was a factor for Everyone Else). The others were decided to be Australia, Scotland, America, England, and France.

FUN FACTS TIME

I have a yearbook from my last year where South Italy friend sighed as South Italy.

I was actively pushed by the group to start a relationship with the South Italy Friend, and, when being called Canada, with the America Friend. Didn't, but got peer pressure to do it monthly, and sometimes weekly.

As a birthday present the France Friend got me a red Maple Leaf hoodie and then yelled at me the next school day when I didn't wear it, and told me I should start wearing it on the days I didn't want to talk. I wore it once on a specific occasion. I avoided it at all costs, it had a bad texture.

The England friend decided to argue with our lunch ladies (fucking bless them, they were so sweet and I felt so bad every time she started it) on multiple occasions that she needed them to serve tea as a beverage option or they were refusing her her rights as an English woman. (she was not English, or a woman, she was an 11 year old Norwegian Italian.

(yes specifically, her family was Very into their family tree and made their heritage an important piece of their household (honestly very cool, her mom was so sweet and let me see all their records and stuff and showed me traditions and the handed down recipes they did)))

The specific occasion I wore the Canada hoodie was at the end of our 8th grade year, at the America Friend's birthday party. It was a sleepover. It was possibly the best AND worst decision. Best because I was able to just throw headphones on (I HAD A ZUNE IT WAS FUCKIN SICK)

Worst because as soon as their parents confined us to America Friend's bedroom they wanted to play Truth or Dare. After 3 rounds of like each person doing one they got to me and overruled my Truth call and Dared me to go into America Friend's closet, with America Friend, until I said we would start dating.

I had a panic attack because as soon as the doors of the closet were closed and locked America Friend pinned me to the wall and started trying to kiss me, and kiss my neck. The only words I said was please don't give me hickeys, my parents will kill me. She did not listen ✌️

She let me out 2 hours later when the others started trying to open the doors cause they got impatient and wanted to play on the wii with us. I left the room, went into the kitchen where I heard their mom, and asked her to please call my mom, I'd like to go home. America Friend tried to get me to stay even after my mom came to get me and I was in the car.

South Italy Friend was the only one not there, and was the only one who continued to talk to me after that.

And then high school started and I was in 2 friend groups and all Hetalia and Homestuck names stopped and instead I was called Dean ✌️

And also Mori as in Ouran High School Host Club but we don't need to talk about that

:)

#im. VENTING. #ashes from my brain fire #we were so cringe it was great #...except the America bit #tw vent #tw sa #hetalia #homestuck #help me

[estler]

thoughts while reading The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien

- I've known bilbo baggins for ten (10) minutes, but if anything happened to him, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself

- oh so I guess the dragon does make an appearance

- poor little posh bilbo and his pony

- Gandolf literally didnt do any magic, he just made sure the trolls kept arguing long enough for the sun to come up. fuckin legend.

- poor little bilbo stuck in the tree

- Gandolf was so worried about his friends that he went on ahead to make sure they weren't in any danger because he knows how easily they get into trouble

- he then found them in trouble and proceeded to mansplain manipulate their way out of it

- bilbo's never seen a mountain before

- bilbo really is just this rich dude who has never seen anything outside of his little hobbit community before

- did Tolkien really just say that goblins were the ones who created wmds???

- chapter 5. Just found the ring

- just a lil lonely trick boy gollum. just a nasty lil fellow. I love him

- Ohhhh the dwarves called bilbo a burgaler (because of Gandolf) and now that he's stolen the ring, he's a theif ITS COMING FULL CIRCLE

- I very much enjoy that it sounds like a story being told to you by a great grandfather or something. Like, the whole premise of this is that it's supposed to have happened long ago, and the creatures that once were, have now disappeared, or turned into us somehow

- the wolves fuckin talk

- EAGELS SPEAK TOO???

- pft queer lodgings... haha

- so... this dude is described as a "bear" in a chapter called "queer lodgings"...??? Okay I know the term queer meant something different back then but still, that's one hell of a coincidence

- and he gardens and keeps bees??? Was he ever supposed to be straight???

- so do weapons become "enchanted" in a certain way when you name them? Because it wasn't until Bilbo killed the first spider with the blade and gained confidence in himself to name it and use it did the spiders refer to it as a "bite." How would the spiders know that if there wasn't some sort of energy (magic or not) put into the blade by Bilbo.

- the giant spiders just remind me of some youtuber (I can't remember which one) doing a vr playthrough of skyrim and almost breaking their vr set because of that one spider cave

- he's stealing from the elves now. self fulfilling burgler profacy. you go king.

- I do enjoy the fact that there are different cultures amongst the elves. Like, not all of them are merry and wish to help everyone they come across, but there are some who, due to the place they live, have a distrust for strangers, and prefer to be left alone

- "He did not like being depended on by everyone..." (Tolkien 175) fucking same

- OHHH I REMEMBER THIS. They're going to ride in the wine barrels down and out of the wood elf caves. For some reason, I have a very distinct memory of people hiding in barrels going down a waterfall and I could never remember where that came from

- oh poor little bilbo and his cold

- it took some time for both the dwarves to fully respect bilbo, and for bilbo to have enough confidence in himself to act in situations where he was needed, even if he was still scared and just wanted to go home, but now they all trust one another, and are better for it.

- and we've found the dragon

- all I can hear is Benedict Cumberbatche

- oh shit, more talking birds

- and now he's stealing from the dwarves. that can't be good

- the town: hey why don't we make the guy killed the dragon (and didn't try to run away) our king

the (guy who tried to run away) leader: uh... hey what happened to the dwarves???

the guy who killed the dragon: ...who gives a fuck about the dwarves?

- oh wait. are the wood elves going to try and get the dwarf gold now that they thing Thorin and Co are dead? oh shit

- OH SHIT MORE TALKING BIRDS!!!

- side note: I fucking love ravens. Not just because they're goth and look cool, but also because they are really smart and I'm honestly really quite disgruntled that I don't live in an area that caters to those kinds of birds

- so I'm listening to an audio recording of someone reading the hobbit while I read it, and occasionally he'll throw in little comments here and there and in chapter 15 page 265 he goes "'We will bear no weapons against you, but we will leave you to your gold. You may eat that, if you will!' Ooo, that was sassy" and I just fucking lost it

- no no no thorin can't just die right at the end???

- oh my god he fucking DIED

- king under the mountain...

- FILI AND KILI ALSO DIED!?!? NO

- I'M GOING TO FUCKING CRY

- the dragon? dead

the goblins? overthrown

Thorin, Fili, and Kili? forever remembered

Bilbo? back in his armchair

[neonlights92]

Night Changes: PART TWO

Jeon Jungkook has spent the last twenty years alone.  Single.  Solo.

And that’s just the way he likes it.  That is, until he meets the supposed love of his life.  Suddenly he’s falling over himself at the chance of a real relationship with someone.

The only thing getting in his way? You.

genre: fuckboy!jungkookie, college!jungkookie, romcom, e2l (kinda)

AN: I am so fuckin soft for college Kook you wouldn’t even belieeeeeve

Within days of their ‘truce’, Jungkook realises what a huge dickhead he truly is for not remembering Y/N’s name.

She shares his timetable almost entirely.

“I’m the worst.” He bemoans after a particularly stressful lecture on American poetry, “You weren’t kidding when you said you were in all my classes.”

“Almost all your classes.” She laughs a little at the look on his face and shrugs, “I did tell you.”

“It makes perfect sense now why you hate me.”

Y/N nudges him playfully and shakes her head, “I don’t hate you.” “Yes you do.”  He sniffles dramatically, “And you should.  I’m an asshole.”

She pulls a face, “Now what am I meant to do here?  Tell you that you’re not an asshole?  That would be lying.” Jungkook reaches for his heart theatrically and frowns.

“I deserve that.”

She scoffs playfully, “Shut up, Jungkook.”

It’s been exactly four days since Jungkook and Y/N began to hatch their plan to try and get their respective soulmates to fall in love with them.

And though Y/N’s original idea was to host some kind of movie night at her apartment Jungkook has been slowly persuading her into throwing a full blown party.  Park Jimin is an absolute animal, Jungkook promises her (that’s a huge stretch, but what college student doesn’t like alcohol and loud music?) and throwing a party is a surefire way to get him to agree to coming. 

But Y/N isn’t so easily swayed.

“I’m going to make it up to you,” Jungkook tells her confidently, “I’m going to make sure that you and Jimin get together, and then when you have beautiful babies together you’ll be thanking me.  And we’ll forget all about the incredibly unfortunate way we met each other.” Y/N’s smile is soft, but Jungkook sees it.

“I know you will,” She says, “I have faith in your matchmaking abilities, Jeon Jungkook.”

“Which reminds me….Did you think about what I said, Y/N?”  

Jungkook has to admit - he really likes having her around.  Try as he might at first to have seen the worst in her, he has to admit Y/N’s not half bad. 

“About the party?” 

He winks, “Bingo!” 

“It’s a bad idea.”

“Oh my god-” 

“No, because I’m such a wallflower,” She insists, shaking her head firmly, “Jimin will just think I’m boring.”

“I’ll help you come out of your shell.  I’ve told you that already.  It will be like a life lesson for you - a chance to shine in the spotlight.” 

“I don’t shine,” Y/N is whining now, “It’s stupid to even try.”

“No it’s not,” Jungkook insists, “Everybody shines.  In their  own way.  Everybody.” He feels kind of awful for her. 

How can she even think that way about herself?

“You don’t - it’s not.  C’mon Jungkook I can’t-”

“What about the night we met?”  Jungkook interrupts, as the two round the corner of Jungkook’s street, “You were partying then, weren’t you?  You were shining then?” She flushes, “That’s different.”

“How?” She shuts her eyes for a moment.  Jungkook worries he might have pushed her too far.  He slips his bottom lip between his teeth and just as he opens his mouth to apologise she sighs heavily.

“It’s stupid.”

He brushes a hand over her shoulder, “It’s not.”

Her eyes open and he’s taken aback by the softness there. 

He wants to reach out and maybe pat her cheek but he decides against it.  Fuckboy or not, Jungkook is not the kind of guy to do that.  Is he?  No.  He isn’t.

Besides.  Soomi.

“Okay.  Okay.  I’ll throw the damn party.  But you’re helping me with everything, okay?”

Jungkook feels something like electricity shoot up his ass.  (He won’t ever tell anyone else he thought that.) 

“Yes!  This is going to be perfect Y/N I swear.  Jimin will love it.  So will you,” He grins like he’s hit the jackpot, “It’s the last day of semester in three weeks time.  We’ll use that as a reason okay?  And we’ll plan everything together.  It will be amazing.” Y/N’s eyes dart across Jungkook’s face nervously. 

She seems to be looking for something - what he’s not sure - but after a moment she nods.

“Fine.  Okay.  End of semester,”  Her lips fall into a small smile, “Do you think this will work?”

They stop at the entrance of Jungkook’s building.

“It’s perfect Y/N.  I swear.  Just perfect.”

When her smile widens Jungkook thinks he’s never seen her look better.

“I’m trusting you Jungkook.”  She narrows her eyes playfully, “Don’t fuck it up.”

He crosses his index finger across his chest and nods determinedly.

“Trust me, Y/N.  We’ll have Park Jimin eating out of your hand before you know it.”

And he really believes it, too.

//

The next day Jungkook runs into Y/N at lunchtime.  He hasn’t seen her in any of his classes today and when he texts her to tell her this, she reminds him that Friday is the only day they don’t share a timetable.

He has to admit he’s kind of bummed.  

So when he finds himself wandering into the campus garden with Hoseok trailing less than enthusiastically behind him, his eyes zero in on her immediately.

She’s eating some kind of burrito - probably extra spicy as she’s told him that’s the only way to eat Mexican food - and reading a book.  Of course she’s reading a book.

Nerd.

“Hey Hobi let’s go sit over there.”  He points her out to his friend and Hoseok raises a brow.

“Who’s that?” “Y/N.”

“Y/N?”  His brow raises even higher if possible, “Y/N as in the girl you slept with who’s name you can’t remember and who’s roommate you are in love with?  And who you’ve promised to help set up with Park Jimin?  That Y/N.” Jungkook frowns, “Well when you say it like that…” He rolls his eyes, “Shut up.  Let’s just go.” Hoseok shrugs and follows his friend - what good will it do him to argue anyway? - and when Jungkook reaches his destination he clears his throat noisily.  Y/N looks up and Jungkook notices she’s wearing a pair of thick-framed glasses.  He has to admit… She looks kind of adorable in them.

The moment recognition dawns on her face, Y/N’s lips lift.

“Hi.” Jungkook’s smile widens when she grins up at him.

“Hi.”  She shifts slightly, “What are you uh - doing here?” “Stalking you obviously,” Jungkook takes a seat beside her on the blanket she’s set up to eat on, and gestures for Hoseok to do the same, “This is my friend Hoseok.  The one I said dances with your boyfriend.” She wrinkles her nose and flushes, “Jungkook!  He’s not my boyfriend.”  She turns to Hoseok and smiles softly, “Hi.” 

Hoseok - to his credit - doesn’t seem to mind the Jimin comment.  He smiles back at her.

“Hi Y/N.”

Jungkook unwraps the dismal lunch he’s made himself - a sweetcorn and tuna salad - and gestures to the book sitting in Y/N’s lap.

“What’s that?”

She looks down and then up, “Oh.  It’s uh - god.  It’s stupid.” Jungkook quirks a brow, “C’mon tell me.  What is it.” She hesitates for a second and then rolls her eyes, seemingly accepting her fate.

Jungkook almost wants to remind her that they’re friends - she shouldn’t be embarrassed in front of him - but he stays quiet. 

She lifts the book to show him the cover.

“It’s a book on gaining confidence.”  Her shoulders shrug, “I thought it might help.  Y’know…  With the whole…” Her eyes flit over to Hoseok briefly, “Jimin thing.”

Hoseok chuckles and it catches Jungkook off guard.

He’d almost forgotten his friend was there.

“That’s adorable,” Hoseok comments, “Man if a girl did that for me I’d be beyond flattered.” Y/N’s cheeks flush and she shakes her head, “No - I mean.  I don’t know.  It’s not just for him…”

“Still.” She bites her bottom lip and shrugs, “I mean I guess.  Yeah.  He should be flattered.” Hoseok laughs again and Jungkook has a sneaking suspicion his friend might be flirting.

He doesn’t like that.

Y/N is not for Hoseok.  Not at all.

“Well she’s not reading the book for you,” Jungkook tells him, trying to control his anger, “She’s reading it for Jimin.” Hoseok raises a brow.  He takes a moment and then smiles again.

“I gathered.”

Jungkook spends the rest of the lunch break trying to stop whatever weird energy Hoseok and Y/N have going on.

There is absolutely no way in hell that Jung Hoseok thinks he can just swoop in and ruin all his plans, right?  Y/N needs to fall in love with Jimin. Park Jimin needs to be the one laughing with her and smiling at her and flirting with her.

He’s absolutely livid by the time Y/N scurries off to class.

“What the fuck was that?” Hoseok pulls a face, “What?”

“That.  That… Flirting.  What was that?”  Jungkook has barely even touched his lunch (and it’s got nothing to do with the absolute miserable state of it, he swears.) 

Hoseok seems confused for only a moment later.  Then his face opens up.

“Oh, right.”  He shakes his head, “I wasn’t flirting, Jungkook.” Jungkook hates the look on his friend’s face.  Like he knows something Jungkook doesn’t.

“What’s that look for Hoseok?” Hobi chuckles and shakes his head, “Nothing Jungkook.  Absolutely nothing.” Jungkook spends the rest of the day thinking about that godforsaken look.

//

Jungkook wakes up the next morning (which thank god happens to be a Saturday,) to a text message from Y/N.  He’s been trying to convince her to use more emojis - but she refuses.

Secretly, he finds her texting kind of cute.

But he’ll never tell her that.

Y/N: Are you free today?

Jungkook: as a bird.  what did you have in mind?? :) 

Y/N: It’s my birthday.  Soomi is taking me out bowling.  Wanna come?

Jungkook feels his heart swim all the way up to his throat.

Soomi?  And wait what - it’s Y/N’s birthday? He’s sort of offended she only brought it up now.

Jungkook: uhhh… what?? happy fuckin birthday y/n!!! ur naughty!!! birthday ??? why didnt you tell me yesterday??? 

Y/N: You’re an English Lit student.  Use proper vocabulary and grammar please.  And I don’t know I didn’t think it was a big deal.

Jungkook: u cant change me boo… u just text like a granny.  its your birthday stupid ofc its a big deal.  mind if i invite some of my friends??

It’s a few minutes before Y/N finally replies. 

Y/N: Yeah.  Sure.  Meet us at Blue Pins in an hour?

Jungkook: c u there… birthday girl!!!!!

Y/N: Ugh.

Jungkook smiles at the way she still acts like she hates him even though he knows she doesn’t really.

It really is the start of a beautiful friendship.

//

An hour later Jungkook finds himself sat in a booth with Hoseok, Taehyung and Namjoon, nervously tapping his fingers against the surface of the table.

Hoseok clicks his tongue loudly and grabs his friend's hand from across the booth.  His eyes are narrowed a little.

“Will you calm down?” “Are you kidding?” Jungkook’s eyes are as wide as a pair of saucers, “I’m about to meet the woman I’m going to marry.”

Hoseok scoffs at that and Taehyung scrolls through his phone, bored as always.  

After a moment, Taehyung clears his throat, “He said yes.” 

Jungkook feels like his heart has just fallen out of his asshole.

“What?”

“Jimin said yes,” Taehyung rolls his eyes, almost as if he’s annoyed at this spectacular outcome, “He’ll come to Y/N’s party at the end of the semester..”

“Oh fuck YES!” Jungkook fist pumps the air in joy as Hoseok chuckles in delight.

“You’re overreacting,” Namjoon tells his friend seriously, “Jimin coming does not equal Jimin falling in love with Y/N.”

“It gets me one step closer though,” Jungkook feels lighter already, “And one step closer to that means one step closer to Soomi falling in love with me.”

Namjoon snorts out a laugh, “Stop it.”

“What?” Jungkook takes a swig from the cappuccino he insisted on ordering as soon as they arrived, “It’s true.”

“You’re not seriously thinking you’re in love with this girl Jungkook?”  Hoseok’s eyes dance with mirth, “I know you man.”

“What do you mean?”

Hoseok raises a dubious brow, “You’re the ultimate fuckboy.”

“I am not.”

“Yes.  You are.”  Taehyung tacks on helpfully, “Notoriously so, actually.”

“Shut up.” 

Jungkook doesn’t want to admit it but he knows his friends are kind of right.  Sue him - he’s young and handsome and he’s in college.  Everybody fucks around in college.

“And anyway I don’t actively pursue girls unless I have the intention of taking it somewhere.”  Jungkook crosses his arms, “A fuckboy I may be, but a dickhead I am not.”

“Says the guy who forgot Y/N’s name after a vigorous night of lovemaking.”  Namjoon grins like the cat who got the cream and Jungkook wants to smack him.

“You can thank your dear friend Kim Taehyung for that.”  Jungkook replies sharply, narrowing his eyes at his so-called childhood best friend.

Taehyung gasps like he can’t believe what Jungkook’s just said.

“Seven tequilas on an empty stomach is never a good idea Tae,” Jungkook rolls his eyes, “You kept insisting.”

Taehyung answers with a flippant wave of his hand, eyes finally moving away from his phone, “Whatever.  You’re an adult, right?  You could’ve said no.”

“Not when free alcohol is involved.” “Anyway Kookie, the point is you can’t be in love.”  Hoseok leans back like he’s just discovered the meaning to life.  Always so smug.

Jungkook can’t help but find it a little annoying.

“And how, oh wise one, are you coming to this conclusion?” Jungkook’s tone is dripping with sarcasm.  He raises a brow at his friend and gives him the most pointed look he can manage.

It’s still Hoseok and Jungkook has to admit he respects his opinion the most.

“Because you’re you.  And you barely know this girl.”  Hoseok rolls his eyes, “That’s how.”

“I find that offensive,” Jungkook retorts, “People are allowed to change and grow.  Now I’ve met Soomi I’m different.”

Namjoon shakes his head, “There’s no point, Hobi.  We all tried, believe me.  But he’s decided that he’s in love with her.  Just get on board with it.”

Jungkook sends Hoseok a toothy grin once he swallows the last of the cappuccino and nods emphatically.

He knows what his friends think of him.

That he’s slutty and careless.  That commitment scares the shit out of him.  That he’s incapable of monogamy.  A combination of all of the above.

But Jungkook knows the truth.  He didn’t want a girlfriend before this because he hadn’t met someone that made sense to him.

And what’s the point of being with someone unless you’re all in?

“Anyway when you’re guests at our wedding it’ll all make sense,” Jungkook pushes his empty coffee cup to the side, “We’re meant to be.”

Taehyung laughs at this - despite himself - and Hoseok and Namjoon chuckle too.

“Jungkook?” The sound of someone calling his name causes him to turn quickly, eyes widening when he sees who it is.  Y/N.  She’s smiling at him of course - but that’s not what causes Jungkook to almost go into cardiac arrest.

No.  Of course not.

It’s the beautiful angel standing beside Y/N that causes him to almost forget how to breathe.

“Hi,” He squeezes out despite himself, eyes riveted to Soomi’s beautiful face, “Hi.”

Soomi smiles and Jungkook is immediately breathless.

“Jungkook right?  Y/N’s… Friend.”  The suggestive tone annoys Jungkook - he can’t have Soomi thinking he belongs to anyone else but her - and he nods.

“Yeah.” “But just a friend now,” Y/N pipes up helpfully, “We… Uh… Worked through our differences.  And now we’re friends.  Just friends.  Totally platonic.” Jungkook thinks she’s kind of overkilling the whole thing but he doesn’t say anything.  Instead he smiles at Soomi and watches as her face puts two and two together.

Yes.  Yes.

Jungkook wants her - no he needs her to know that he’s single.

Really single.

Totally single and available and hers.

Namjoon clears his throat somewhere from Jungkook’s left.  He turns to his friends and nods quickly.

“Right.  Yes of course.  My friends - these are my friends.  Taehyung and Namjoon, and Y/N you’ve already met Hoseok.” The two share a small wave.  Jungkook ignores the stab of annoyance that sends to his gut.

“Hi,” Soomi smiles in a way Jungkook is sure is almost too heavenly to be real, “I’m Soomi.” God.  He really is a goner.

//

Jungkook doesn’t want to brag, but he is pretty good at bowling.

Okay.  Who’s he kidding?

He totally wants to brag.

The moment Y/N splits them up into two teams - Soomi, Jungkook and her versus Namjoon, Hoseok and Taehyung - he’s determined to win.

He has to win. 

He has to show Soomi one of his many, many, many talents. 

“You’re pretty good at this,” Soomi remarks as he throws his first strike, “Or is that just beginner’s luck?”

Jungkook shakes his head and shrugs, “I’d say I’m pretty good.”

Her giggle is music to his ears.

“That’s impressive.  What kind of girl doesn’t want a man who can throw a strike?”

Jungkook smirks, “That’s what I always say.” Her eyes crinkle at the side when she smiles and though it's not quite as adorable as Y/N’s - he’ll never admit this out loud - she still looks so sweet his heart constricts almost painfully in his chest.  He forgets for a moment where he is, laying on the charm thick.

“Is that how you seduce poor unsuspecting women then?  With your bowling skills?”

He winks in that way that usually works and his smirk widens, “You know it!” 

Soomi giggles again and Jungkook is surprised at how smoothly this all seems to be going - when the sound of somebody throwing a gutter grabs his attention.

His eyes lift - thinking it has to be the other team - and he furrows his brow when he sees Y/N standing at the very top of the bowling lane, staring at the full set of pins in front of her.

Holy shit.

Jungkook momentarily forgets about Soomi - his competitive nature kicked into overdrive - as he shoots up from his seat and rushes towards Y/N.

“Oh my god,” He’s right beside her in an instant, “Was that you?”

Y/N looks up at him - cheeks flushed - and nods, “Yeah.  I’m terrible at bowling.”

“So why would you choose to come here?  On your birthday?” 

Jungkook is somewhere between disbelief and pure horror.  But he has to admit, the look on her face is sort of funny.  She’s mortified.

“Soomi suggested it.  She said it might be fun,” She looks away for a moment, “For her maybe.”

The sound of someone scoring a strike blares to Jungkook’s left and when he sees Taehyung performing some kind of ridiculous victory dance, he decides enough is enough.

“No.  No.”  Jungkook sets his jaw, “I’m going to help you.”

Y/N’s brow lifts, “What?” “I’m going to help you.  You’re going to score a strike.” 

She snorts out a laugh.

“I don’t think you realise how truly terrible I am at this.”

“And I don’t think you realise how truly competitive I am,” He gestures to the balls, “Grab the lime green.  That’s the lightest.”

Y/N watches him for a moment longer.  She looks behind him and moves her hand in the general direction of Soomi.

“What about Soomi?” He flares his nostrils, “She’ll still be there after I finish helping you.”

Y/N stares at him, and when Jungkook cocks his head towards the row of balls lining the back of the bowling alley, she shrugs and follows his command.  

Jungkook takes this as a moment to teach Y/N how to shine.  

After all, what better way to fell good about yourself than being good at something you always thought you sucked at?

When Y/N comes back with the lime green ball, he grabs her free arm and positions her to stand with her back to his chest, wordlessly.

“Woah.”  Y/N breathes, “What are you doing?”

Jungkook’s mouth is right beside her ear, “Just follow me okay?  I’m helping you, I swear.”

He slides his hand down to the ball and grips her fingers carefully.

“Don’t hold too much tension in your wrist,” He tells her sternly, “You’re too tense.  You’re always too tense.  Relax.” Something strange passes between them.  Y/N takes a long, deep breath, and Jungkook tries to concentrate on the task at hand.

“Now slowly, slowly, bring the ball back,” Y/N follows Jungkook’s movements, “And… Release.”

He helps her flick it onto the lane, and they watch in suspense as the ball spins towards the pins.  There is almost a moment where everything is suspended in time - before the ball crashes with the pins and nine of them fall down.

Y/N squeals in happiness and turns around sharply, throwing her arm around Jungkook’s neck and pressing herself against him in a hug.

“Thank you Jungkook!” She is smiling so widely, his heart turns, “You’re the best.”

“You’re welcome.”  Jungkook finds he’s grinning too, “You deserve it.  Happy birthday Y/N.” He pushes some hair out of her face - practical purposes of course, it was getting in her eyes - and she seems to catch her breath at the gesture. They stare at each other for a moment, before someone clears their throat from behind them and they break apart.  Soomi is standing between them, holding a bubble gum pink bowling ball.

Jungkook wonders almost flippantly if she only picked it up for it’s colour.

“It’s my turn, right?” She turns her smile on Jungkook and he melts.

God.

She’s beautiful.

“Right.”  Jungkook smiles back, “Your turn.”

When he turns to move back to their booth he notices Y/N watching their interaction carefully.  Her eyes flit away the moment she’s caught, but Jungkook knows what he saw.

Strange.

Very strange indeed.

//

Later on that evening, after they’ve all shared a pizza, and Jungkook has spent the rest of the night watching Soomi with hearts in his eyes, Hoseok clears his throat with purpose.

They’re sat in their living room - Hoseok has decided to crash over because, why not? - and playing a midnight mario kart match, when Jungkook’s friend seems to have something to say.

Jungkook pauses the game.  He turns to Hoseok.

“Yes?” There is a brief moment of silence.  Taehyung is forever scrolling through his phone, and Namjoon has long ago gone to bed.  Hoseok clicks his tongue.

“Are you sure you like Soomi?”

The question completely throws Jungkook off.

He raises a questioning brow, “What?”

“I’m just - asking.  I’m just…” Hoseok turns to Taehyung for support.  When his friend doesn’t notice, he smacks him across the shoulder, “Tae.”

“What?”

Jungkook narrows his eyes, “Have you guys talked about this?” Taehyung seems to realise where the conversation has just come from.  He actually locks his phone and sets it to one side.

“Yeah.”  Taehyung answers honestly, “We have.” “I’ve told you guys a million times.  I know I barely know her but -” “That’s not it.”  Hoseok licks his bottom lip, “I mean it’s crazy you think you fell in love at first sight but… Stranger things have happened.” Jungkook scoffs, “So?  Why have you asked then?” Another beat.

Taehyung sighed heavily, “Because we think you like Y/N.”

“What the fuck?” Jungkook snorts out a laugh because really - what else can he do?, “Why the fuck would you think that?” His friends share another look and Jungkook hates that.

He hates that they think they know him better than he knows himself.

Hoseok shakes his head, “Just a feeling.” “A feeling that’s wrong.”  Jungkook states firmly, “Dead wrong.” Taehyung nods and picks up his phone, “Fine.  Alright.  We’re wrong then.” Hoseok seems like he wants to say more but he doesn’t opting instead for something that sounds sort of like a grunt.

Jungkook watches his friends for a moment longer.

“Yeah.  So wrong.”

//

That night, when Jungkook’s just about to go to bed he receives a text message.  He opens his phone, expecting Y/N and finding, instead, an unrecognised number staring back at him.

Soomi: hiiiii jungkook :) it's soomi… y/n gave me ur number. hope u dont mind.

Jungkook pushes his friends’s ridiculous theory to the back of his head, and focuses instead on the fact that Soomi has just texted him.  His thumbs move to answer her but he pauses, moving instead to open Y/N’s chat history.

Jungkook: hey. happy bday again champ. u da bomb!! also thanks for giving soomi my number. u a real one for that, chief!!! :) :) :)

Y/N’s reply comes only a few minutes later.

Y/N: Thank you Jungkook.  I appreciate it.  And no worries… She seemed to really be into you after tonight.  So well done, yeah? :) 

Jungkook smiles at the emoji that he imagines Y/N forced herself to add, and almost misses the part when she says Soomi was into him.

Right.  Yeah.  Perfect.

He opens up Soomi’s chat and starts to write out a reply.

This is exactly what he wanted.

//

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[kylie-writes-stuff]

“wife”

pairing: corpse husband x reader (female)

words: 1,714

requested?: no (send some in tho pls :) )

plot/summary: felix invites his friend, y/n, to play among us when they need an extra player. her and corpse get along well

authors note: so this isnt that good and i know a lot of corpse fics use a similar plot. i just wanted to try to write for corpse. hopefully things i write for him in the future are better. let me know what you think tho! also i really wanted reader to be best friends with karl bc i love him sm. uh every swiggly line is like a small time skip. this was written late at night btw and i didnt take much time to go over it

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You sat up from laying down when you heard your phone ring. You looked at the caller ID.

Felix.

"What's up Felix?" You ask with a small yawn.

"Aww, how sweet," You hear in the background.

You giggle and ask, "Is that Sean? Hi Sean!"

"Yeah, we're playing Among Us and need an extra player. You down?" Felix explained.

"Sure, just give me a few minutes. See you soon, whore"

"Bitc-" You hang up before he can finish.

You got up and turned off your TV, going to get ready. 

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You quickly tweet out that you're going live and say something on your insta story as well. You start your stream and slowly watch people flood in.

"Hey everyone! How are you guys doing?" You wave and smile, reading the chat.

"Everyone doing good, awesome! And i'm sorry to anyone having a bad day. I hope i can brighten it a bit!"

"Okay, sorry i didn't give you a further notice. I didn't even know i was gonna stream. Felix invited me to play Among Us so... here we are!"

You quickly join the discord and pull up the game, putting a cover over where the code goes.

"Hello?" You ask as you join the call. A chorus of greetings came your way.

"(Y/n)?"

"Karl!" You smile brightly.

Karl Jacobs was a good friend of yours. You would play on the Dream SMP sometimes. When you would, it would mostly be you being stupid with Karl and Alex, also known as Quackity. You were even a well know citizen of El Rapids.

"LET'S GOOOOO!" He yelled, making you laugh.

"Hey (Y/n), do you know everyone here?" Sean asks you.

"Um," You quickly scan through the names, "no, i don't think so."

You recognized names but you only personally knew Felix, Sean, Karl, and Ethan.

"Oh my god! Your voice is so cute!" Pokimane exclaims.

You giggle softly, "Thank you Poki!"

You're voice wasn't high pitched or anything like that, you just always spoke very softly and calmly. You were also a bit quiet.

Felix introduces you to those that you didn't know.

"There's one more person we're waiting for," He says.

While everyone waits, you and Karl run around each other's little characters and make jokes between yourselves. You mute yourself to read donations every once in a while.

You hear the discord chime, signaling that someone joined the call.

"WAIT CORPSE! DON'T SPEAK YET!" Felix yelled. "We have a new player. This is my friend (Y/n), say hi to her"

"Hello (Y/n)," Corpse said. You were taken aback by how deep his voice was but you didn't show it.

"Hi Corpse! Nice to meet you!" You said happily.

"Okay, how is she not freaking out?" Bretman said, making everyone laugh.

"Uh, (Y/n), do you mind letting me have black? It's cool if not.." Corpse asked gently.

"O-oh sure, no problem." You were usually black with the pink flamingo hat, but you ran over to the little computer and changed your color.

"Simp," Ethan mumbled, knowing you never switch from black.

"Thank you," He said, then the game started.

The word “Imposter” appeared on your screen in red, yours and Corpse's characters underneath.

As the game started, you thought no one could hear you so you spoke to your chat. "His voice was so deep, what the fuck? Holy shit that was hot, i'm gonna-"

"(Y/n)," Rae laughed, "You know we're playing proximity chat, right."

You blushed as you realized and said "Ha, anyways..." and ran to start faking tasks.

You ended up in electrical with Karl. "(Y/n)! My good friend, my buddy, you would never kill me right? Haha..." He said.

"Of course not, Karl! My good friend, my buddy. Why, I'm not even imposter," I said as i quickly dipped into the vent and back out, making him laugh.

I decided to show him because I knew Karl wouldn't say anything, and it's funny.

"Oh that's good then. Are you sure you're not imposter?"

"Mhm, pretty sure," You said, going back in. As you came out, Sykkuno walked in and froze.

"Uh, (Y/n)?"

"Fuck... Karl run! Go!" You said, Karl starting to leave. You walked closer and quickly killed Sykkuno then vented to security.

"That was close..." You told your chat.

You saw Corpse as you made your way around the map and walked into navigation.

"Hey, Corpse, how ya doing?"

"Ah you know, good. Just being crewmate and all."

You stifled a laugh, "Oh yeah I feel that, buddy."

"Yeah because there's no way that i'm imposter. No way i could be faking tasks and there's no possible way you could be the other imposter" He said quickly.

"For sure. Hypothetically speaking, though, if you were imposter, how many people would you have killed by now?"

"I would say probably around two."

"Interesting," You said right before a body was reported. It was Sykkuno's. Felix and Rae were also dead.

"WHAT!" Corpse yelled.

"Where was the body at?" Sean laughed.

"Uh I found it in electrical," Bretman said.

"I'm pretty sure Karl was in there earlier."

You calmly said, "It's not Karl, I was with him for most of the round."

"How do we know the two of you aren't imposters?" Sean asked.

"I was alone with him, he would have taken the chance to kill me."

"No, he's your best friend."

"He's also ruthless,"

"TRUE! SO TRUE!" Karl yelled.

"So skip?" Corpse asked.

Everyone agreed and the voting was skipped.

The next round, I spent with Ethan. He was pretending to be mad at me because Sean said Karl was my best friend.

"What happened to Blue Boi Buddies, huh?!" He exclaimed.

"Neither of our hair is even blue anymore!" You argued back.

You were in reactor with him when Corpse and Poki walked in. He hit the lights and you took it as a sign to double kill. He killed Poki, you killed Ethan, and the two of you made your way to electrical to help fix lights.

You and Corpse went the opposite direction of reactor after the lights were fixed, Karl going with you.

Poki's body was reported. That double kill only left you, Corpse, Sean, Karl and Bretman. You only needed two more kills.

"I still think it's Karl and (Y/n)," Sean said quickly.

"I was with (Y/n) the whole time," Corpse said, "In fact, I think it's you."

"That does make sense. Why so quick to accuse others, Sean?" You ask.

"It's not me!" He yelled.

"I actually agree with Corpse and (Y/n)," Bretman said.

"I was with you!"

We all voted for Sean, him voting for Karl. Sean was ejected.

When you load into spawn, you wait for the kill cool down and kill Bretman, saving Karl.

"Victory" appeared on your screen.

"God damn it!" Sean yelled.

"Good job, (Y/n)," Corpse said lowly.

You smiled, a slight blush on your cheeks, "You too Corpse."

"Their voices go together and they're a fuckin dream team? What have i done...," Felix sighed.

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A few more games went by. Most of them you and Corpse spent together, whether you were both crewmates or if one of you was imposter.

You really enjoyed his company and you actually got along with him pretty well.

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"(Y/n), before we get serious, I have one question to ask you." Corpse said as both of your characters stopped.

"What's that?" You giggled.

"Do you know Bingus?"

"Bingus? As in, our lord and savior, Bingus?"

You could hear the smile in his voice, "It's settled, you're my wife now."

This made both of you laugh and your chat go crazy.

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Eventually, people had to start leaving. You said your goodbyes to everyone and left the discord call and the game.

You set stream to where it was just your face cam.

"Guys, what should we do now?"

You saw some people asking what time it was for you.

"It's 3 AM right now... I’m not tired though.” You had been streaming for a few hours; You never even noticed how late it got.

People in chat were yelling at you to go to sleep, making you chuckle.

“How about we do a quick QnA, then at 3:30 I go to bed. Deal?”

You watched as the chat filled with questions. They obviously seemed to like the idea.

“‘Who is your best friend? Karl or Ethan?’ Neither, Alex Quackity. Next question.” You answered quickly.

You laughed, “I’d like to clarify that that’s a joke, i love all my friends equally.”

You answered more questions. Some were from new viewers asking basic questions, some were about future streams and videos. 

“‘How do you feel about people shipping you and Corpse?’“ People are already shipping us?” You laughed, “I’ve said before that I’m okay with shipping, as long as the other person is too. I think it’s funny.”

You continued to read chat. “Wait, we’re trending?”

You checked Twitter and “#(your and corpse’s ship name)” was trending in the US.

You laughed as you scrolled through the tag, “Oh this is so funny.”

“Fanart already?! You guys are so talented!”

You read chat, looking for more questions. You saw people telling you that it’s 3:30.

“Okay fine, a deal’s a deal. I hope you all have, or had, a great day and I’ll see you guys later. Depending on what time it is for you, you should also get some sleep. Stay hydrated, love you!” You ended stream.

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You scrolled through Twitter as you laid in bed, liking fanart and dumb memes. Also replying to a few of your friends’ tweets.

karl :) @/KarlJacobs_

@/(your username) what the honk ?

*clip of you saying Quackity was your best friend*           

You liked the tweet and replied, “karl no,,, look away,,,”

You continued scrolling, feeling your eyes get droopy. Your eyes fell closed but quickly opened when your phone vibrated. It was a DM. 

From Corpse.

You two had followed each other earlier.

Corpse: hey (y/n), just wanted to say you’re really cool and i’d love to play again with you soon 

You smiled, a light blush spreading across your cheeks, and replied.

You: i’d love to, corpse

Corpse: ok, see you soon ‘wife’

You: back at ya, ‘husband”

Corpse: :)

You: :)

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