#and i can’t even blame them

[lauryn-order]

I've got the beginning of the chorus of Running Up That Hill by Kate Bush, just the first three lines going round and round 🙃

Okay, but there’s worse songs to be stuck in your head.

For example, I live with my toddler goddaughters, and all weekend I had one of their stupid songs from a stupid TV show (Bebe Finn) stuck in my head and was going around singing, “Ouchie ouchie ouch ouch, can you help my boo boo? Yes. Yes. Yes.”

All. Fucking. Weekend.

#in front of my family #who all looked at me like I was crazy #and I can’t even blame them

[bass-alien]

learning that it’s better if I just stay to myself

#no one ever wants me around #and I can’t even blame them #I fucking suck

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[angllqvr]

this sc is so funny to me cause her ass was NOTTT listening in the slightest 😭😭

#girl me too??? #i can’t even blame ellie #i want both of them tbh #at the same time #yeah #also THE HAND PLACEMENT??? #aghdhdmsm pleaseeeee #ellie williams #dina #ellie x dina #tlou #tlou2 #the last of us

[h3artshapedkisses]

It’s the way you can tell most of the lesbian community are full of bi-hets just by how enraged they are by a lesbian saying she’s proud to have never kissed, dated or had sex with a man. Why are you offended by homosexuality? Shouldn’t you be happy for her? Hm..

Also I hate when the fauxbians who have never had sex with a man are like “I just never happened to have sex with a men because no man wanted me lolll I’m a gold star but ashamed to call myself one :((.” Like as very femme young woman who never has done anything even slightly romantic with a men but has had boys ask me to be their girlfriend and even male friends try to ask me for intimacy since a very young age, and has had to put her foot down and firmly say no ever single time, its so weird that they are deliberately erasing gold star’s life experiences to just being “ugly”. If you would have then you are a bisexual. Full stop.

#God we are so fucked #And the worst part about this is it isn’t even new like even older western butch lesbian are fake homosexuals who are just ugly bisexuals #And don’t fit into the male gaze #That’s why they cant imagine femme and conventially attractive women like me being gold star #To them gold star is ‘never got fucked by a man’ not never wanted to have any romance or intimacy with a man #Because if a man asked them out they would have said yes because they are bi #they can’t even began to imagine true female homosexuality that’s why they speak over us gold stars #This is why they either love wearing strap ons or getting strapped too(pillow princess or stone) i blame the older bid-hets once again #Cause they can’t imagine any sex without a dick because to them that is the most ideal form of sex #I am a gold star willingly you idiot not by accident dick lover #They also truly can’t imagine never once wanting to be with a man #To them its just a missed oportunity #Sorry this is so long but yea #Like I’m sorry but older lesbians who aren’t willingly gold star don’t represent me or stand for me #They don’t speak up for me or even want me in their spaces and i sure as hell don’t want them in mine

[tanglepelt]

Dp x dc idea 157

Know one knows. Sam hates phantom blames ghosts for messing up environment. Tucker hates them because they mess up his tech.

When phantom is caught by jack and Maddie experiments happen. Dani goes to Valerie for help. Reveals the half ghost thing to her. Dani and Valerie save Danny.

When they get to the basement it’s not phantom they find but danny. Still strapped to the table glowing green cuffs on his wrists and ankles.

Dani and Valerie know it’s not safe for Danny in amity. Valerie can’t go to her dad he hates ghosts just as much as she does??

Dani is the one who suggested jump city. Now Valerie wasn’t positive. But she thinks she had a relative in jump city. A vic?? Victor maybe. It wasn’t likely to come up. What mattered was getting Danny away and medical attention. Then dealing with the cuffs.

The teen titans had two new well they wouldn’t say villains. Sure the two were robbing places. But only of medical supplies. Nothing else.

#dpxdc #Valerie is related to cyborg #it’s a stretch but oh well #i think it would be a fun dynamic #Dani and Valerie are robbing places to help Danny #nothing seems to work #plus his healing isn’t kicking in #they blame the cuffs #clearly they are stopping his powers #and Ellie can’t even phase them off #Danny is not doing so hot

[sunny1927]

Again. They were roommates in this comic. Just sayin ;)

#I can’t help it— #I love them with all my heart #and then they kissed-/j #disney #topolino #mickey mouse #donald duck #young donald duck #donmick #seriously I blame the comic they made me ship them even more

[dykedvonte]

Ulysses obsession with the Courier is a special type of sad to me cause the Courier’s part was so important but so unwitting. They had no idea what was in the package they delivered and neither did he. Neither had an idea of what it could’ve done and the Courier was only caring out their job (mind you the Courier could be killed via notes in the express contract if they don’t). To them it was just another regular delivery to the divide and one that they likely thought would help, just like all the ones before.

It’s so tragic for Ulysses to hold so much ire to the Courier when it really was the case of it could’ve been anyone. Anyone could have delivered that package but they did and so he focused the blame on them and it destroys what he is trying to instill in the courier on a fundamental level.

#like yeah the courier delivered the package but in the end that’s a job #any random courier could’ve delivered it especially since we know in the past the factions were farther apart and this travel was a smidge #safer but courier six got it and this Ulysses blamed them #like I don’t care much for Ulysses because I think lonesome road embodies don’t shoot the messenger at it core #and what people focus on doesn’t focus on the fact that in the bigger picture #everything went wrong because two factions were at war and at some point the codes would have been delivered #and the divide destroyed cause with how close it is to NCR territory it would of been found #like there is an inevitable and too many people treat Ulysses as if he knows more or is more aware of the idiosyncrasies of conflict #when he’s like fundamentally flawed just at the standard of being a legion apologist STILL and just how focused he is on one persons #involvement cause yeah choices matter even the small one but I think Veronica’s quest says it best with a line from the courier #you can’t control what they do #like the courier couldn’t and can’t control what they deliver and yet it’s got them in hot water multiple times #like do you think they enjoy being shot or knowing they are indirectly responsible for activating the annihilation of a community #to me it’s hypocrisy to be willing to end the world or one world to prove a point and whatever argument made that only military factions #suffer forget there are innocent civilians suffering that had no part and Ulysses is no better than the Courier #I don’t like devils advocate and a lot of the dlc just feels like that but idk I know people love it but the depth is just not there for mr #ulysses fnv #fallout #fallout new vegas #courier six #the courier #lonesome road #the courier has very little personality outside what we give them but some lines and delivery paint a picture #like uhhhh undertale deltarune rules ig

[padawansuggest]

I blame Yoda more for Anakin being left alone with the chancellor than Obi-Wan and that’s about as political as I get thanks.

#like you really can’t blame a 25 year old new adult for that one when grandpa coulda stopped it #star wars #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #Yoda #and this isn’t even Yoda slander lol he fucked up ALL his kids and I have recites for most of them lol but def Obi and Ani #I love that fucking mold cat tho okay this isn’t anti Yoda I’m just saying that one couldn’t have been on Obi

[youngroyals3456]

Remembering that Wille and Simon are only 16 for the majority of the series puts so much into perspective. Cause as a 20 something year old woman, I watch this show and wonder how they keep making such stupid decisions, but looking at it from the perspective of a 16 year old boy… it’s like, yeah, never mind, that makes sense.

#16 year old boys are so stupid #I can’t even blame them #young royals #young royals wilhelm #simon eriksson

[promiscuousasexual]

this is the drink they offer you at the bar

#i love every pr photo they take together they always look they would rather be literally anywhere else #and you can’t even blame it on like awkwardness between them #because in photos where it’s not for a camera they actually look normal #you know how sometimes in photos people look like they know something we don’t? #this is the opposite of that #esteban ocon #pierre gasly #eo31 #pg10 #alpine #alpine f1 #alpine racing #source : bwtuk on instagram

[fifarts]

guess who’s back ✍🏾

#okay you can’t even blame me like #i just miss them #artists on tumblr #juno steel my beloved #also I have SOOOOO many aurinko redesign ideas #im…. im so gay #juno steel uses he/she pronouns because I said so #juno steel #juno steel art #the penumbra podcast #tpp #junoverse #the penumbra fanart #jupeter #digital art #black artist #art #my art #fanart #wip #i love how i just keep posting wips and not finishing anything

[idkbrothatsprettygay]

Side effect of being the emperor arcana: pulling bitches you don’t want

#bitches be THROWING themselves at these men #and I can’t even blame them if I was a female npc in the persona franchise I’d be on that too #the fact that they all have terrible game too #persona 3 #persona #persona 4 #persona 5 #akihiko sanada #kanji tatsumi #yusuke kitagawa #sure I’ll count Hidetoshi #they’re all secretly gay tho

[turtleblogatlast]

That middle child feel when you’re the one who successfully gets you and your siblings out of trouble only to immediately get jumped by them afterwards

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #pouring one out for all my fellow middle children 😔 #Donnie betraying his fellow middle child like this…even being the one to throw him under the bus first smh #no but like if I was Leo here I’d be like wtf guys #it does make me wonder if Leo constantly was the one who got them all out of messes #and in turn the main one who took the fall if his attempts failed rip #we kinda see this often in the series tbh? where Leo takes point when it comes to talking out a situation #maybe it started very very young as seen in this short #(actually there is no ‘if’ Leo was the one doing this he literally WAS at least twice as tots from what we’re shown) #side eyes Bug Busters where Leo gets his bros out of being turned into clowns and immediately gets blasted 😭 #no thanks in sight #can’t even blame him for being a sore winner there I would be too lol #and then he gets thrown off a building like man all around an f tier day for Hamato Leonardo #side note but Leo’s face stripes look especially pink in this lighting and I really like when we can see that pinkness because it looks cute

[cowboylikewren]

no cause the way pynch is enemies to lovers from adam’s perspective and friends to lovers/love at first sight from ronan’s perspective

#ronan was so whipped #i can’t even blame him because i too would send a prayer up to god after seeing adam parrish for the first time #pynch #adam parrish #ronan lynch #the raven cycle #the dreamer trilogy #i love them lmfao #mine

[mencoveredinbloodismykink]

What’s funny is that the “gay agenda” he’s referring to was encouraged by two straight men. ✊🏼

#I can’t blame Mads for wanting to kiss Hugh tho #he’s just like me for real #literally the gay producer didn’t even have the agenda #i love them #nbc hannibal #hannigram #bryan fuller #murder husbands #mads mikkleson #hugh dancy