Kiss the Swordsman (Mihawk x Reader)
Summary: Inspired by "Kiss the Girl" from The Little Mermaid.
Perona is frustrated that Mihawk won't confess his feelings for you, so she hires Zoro to take part in a scheme to get Mihawk to admit his love for you.
Word Count: ~2.9k
Rating: SFW
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Perona glared deeply at you and Mihawk, who were quietly sitting and eating breakfast. You passed him the butter without him asking, and he refilled your cup while you were cutting your food.
Zoro raised a brow as he stopped shoveling his pancakes into his mouth. “Why’re you so angry?”
Perona’s frown grew fiercer as she crossed her arms. “I’m mad Mihawk hasn’t made a move!”
Zoro glanced at Mihawk, who was taking a sip of his coffee.
“I dunno, he looks like he’s moving just fine,” Zoro shrugged. Perona smacked his shoulders.
“Not like that, idiot!” She shouted. Zoro picked his ear and continued to eat.
“Dunno what you mean then.”
“Ugh! You’re so clueless!” Perona pointed at you and Mihawk. “It’s so obvious they like each other!”
Zoro swallowed another pancake whole and shook his head. “I know you didn’t just say that while I’m eating.”
“Well I did!”
“Ugh… whatever,” Zoro sighed. “Besides, what are you talking about? They don’t like each other.”
Perona narrowed her eyes and forced Zoro to look at Mihawk. “You’re blind. Look at how he looks at (Y/n)!”
Mihawk, at the moment, was focused on his breakfast and Zoro grit his teeth.
“He’s not even looking at them…”
“Y-you just missed it!” Perona’s cheeks turned red as she wagged her finger. “Trust me, he stares at them a lot!!”
“So what? Maybe (Y/n)’s just got a stain or something. What do you want me to do about it?” Zoro tiredly responded.
“I’m not asking you to do anything ab-,” her eyes lit up as she gasped loudly, making Zoro jolt. “That’s it! You’re a genius, Zoro!”
“I am…?” He asked, unsure if he was going to like her next few sentences.
“Mhm! You just gave me a new idea! We go make Mihawk confess his love for (Y/n)!”
“But does he even-“ Perona cut Zoro off by placing her index finger to his lips.
“Shhhh… trust me. It’s foolproof.”
---
“So, tell me again how this is supposed to make Mihawk confess?” Zoro asked as he held the shovel in his hand.
“Duh! (Y/n) will just fall into this hole and maybe get injured or something,” Perona proudly smiled as she covered the hole with a net of leaves. “Mihawk will swoop in and realize seeing the love of his life fall into a hole was too much, then he’ll look into (Y/n)’s eyes and be so emotional over their safety and have to confess!”
“I don’t think that’s gonna pull a confession out of him.”
“What do you know, lughead?! Have you ever dated someone before?”
“No,” Zoro scratched his chin. “Neither have you.”
“Well that’s just- um, ah- just hush! Shhh! I hear them coming.”
Perona dragged Zoro behind a tree to peek out and see her victims. Mihawk and you were clad in your usual farming attire, with you carrying a bucket of compost for your garden. Perona rubbed her hands and chuckled, waiting for the glorious moment to come when…
“Oh, wait, Mihawk, there’s something over there,” you pointed out.
“Hm? Ah…” Mihawk hummed in acknowledgment as you both began walking away from the path where the hole was. Perona gawked and gripped the bark of the tree.
“No! Those two-!”
You and Mihawk noticed a small burrow close to the field of root veggies. “A rabbit, I believe,” Mihawk murmurs, crouching down to the small nest. Before he can even take a look, a grown rabbit bolts out of the hole and dashes under Mihawk’s legs.
You jump as the rabbit runs past you, and Mihawk recovers to quickly chase after it. The swordsman is fast and swift, able to keep up with the animal, while you’re struggling to close the gap due to the heavy bucket in your hands.
“And, got you-“ Mihawk leans forward to grab the rabbit, but as he does so, his foot makes contact with the nest of leaves that Perona hid the hole with. “Agh!”
Mihawk lets out a loud yelp as the rabbit slips from his fingers and he plummets to the bottom of the (thankfully) shallow hole.
You drop the bucket and rush over to him, looking down at him inside the hole.
“Mihawk! Are you alright?”
He dusts himself off, examining how his white shirt is now stained with brown mud and crumbled leaves.
“Yes. I’m quite alright,” he answers smoothly, as if he didn’t just fall face first into a hole.
“Do you need a hand?” You ask, extending your hand to him.
“Thank you, (Y/n),” he accepts, pulling himself up with ease. “Are you alright? You’re not injured, are you?”
You shake your head. “No, not at all. I wasn’t the one who fell into a hole, anyways. I’ll go check on you back at the castle.”
“Much appreciated. But first-“ he craned his neck to Perona and Zoro’s hiding spot, causing them to shriek and fully hide themselves behind the trunk. His hawk eyes narrowed at them as he slowly made his way over to them.
It all happened in a blur, as suddenly the two were lifted by their collars as Mihawk made them face the fields.
“Since you two love playing in the dirt so much, I’ll allow you the opportunity to till each and every field today. And while you’re at it, fill that hole again,” he stated coldly, his voice giving no room for argument or interpretation.
Perona and Zoro gulped at the massive garden.
“If you two try this stunt again, I will have you become fertilizer. Do you understand?”
“Y-yes, Mihawk,” Perona and Zoro nodded and weakly gave in. Given how Mihawk could be, this was perhaps his form of mercy to them. Mihawk dropped them and walked back to you, examining your hands.
“Ah, you have a small mark. Next time, I’ll carry the bucket for you,” Mihawk commented.
“It’s not a problem, Mihawk. I can do it just fine,” you chuckle. “Come on now, let’s go make sure you’re not bleeding.”
“I most certainly would not be injured from that small of a hole.”
---
Perona growled as she crossed off yet another idea from her list.
“Maybe you should give up,” Zoro stated nonchalantly as he was taking a sip of his drink.
“I can’t! I can’t, because if I don’t, Mihawk is never gonna do it and he’ll die alone like a boring old man!” Perona sobbed. “He can’t keep hiding his feelings! I just don’t get why none of these have worked…”
“Gee, I wonder why injuring (Y/n), burning books, breaking glass, and ruining dinner would make Mihawk not confess,” Zoro deadpanned.
“Shut up, smartass! I just… I just know that deep down, (Y/n)’s the best thing in his life, and I’m not letting them walk away thinking he doesn’t care!”
“That’s surprisingly caring of you.”
“I’m gonna get violent!” Perona stomped her foot.
“Just take it easy! You’ve been bombarding them nonstop and making us have to do so many chores. I’m not gonna clean any more dishes because of your matchmaking.”
Perona huffed and nodded. She was exhausted from all the punishments Mihawk gave her after the many stunts she pulled, and manual labor was so not cute. She slid to the floor.
“This is hopeless…” Perona mumbled. Zoro saw how dejected she looked and sighed.
“Look, I’m not a romance expert, but why don’t we try something a bit smaller? Ya know? Something that doesn’t end up with (Y/n) or Mihawk getting something broken?”
“Like what?”
“Well, I dunno, I figured you’d tell me what people to be romantic. Damn, if only I had that cook here…”
“Cook?” Her eyes lit up. “Cook! That’s it! We can make them a candlelit dinner!”
---
Another of Perona’s shenanigans. Mihawk sighs as he opens a letter that tells him to get dressed and be outside in the courtyard.
“Why did she sign it as (Y/n)…” he asks himself, confused why Perona would think he wouldn’t recognize what your handwriting looked like. Regardless, considering she seemingly put so much effort into this, he plays along and does as told, careful to “dress up nicely” as Perona so eloquently wrote. He fixed his hair and made sure to brush his facial hair before heading to the courtyard.
“Now, Perona, I hope you have a good-,” he stops when he sees you’re the person standing, waiting in the courtyard. You look breathtaking, elegantly dressed up in an outfit that fits you perfectly. For a moment, Mihawk forgets what he was doing and trying to say. You chuckle and step closer to him.
“You got her letter, too?” You ask. Mihawk nods.
“I’m not sure what she’s thinking now.”
“Neither do I. But it’s been a while since I wore something like this, it’s a nice change of pace.”
Mihawk stares at you unemotionally, and you’re worried he thinks poorly of what you just said or how you look.
“Yes… it’s a lovely change of pace,” he adds, his face softening. “You look stunning, (Y/n).”
The compliment makes you smile, and he feels his face get warmer at seeing your gorgeous smile his way.
“Come, let’s take a seat, I’m sure Perona has some plans for us,” he offers his hand. You take it and he glides swiftly to the small, white table with a beautiful candelabra in the center. Mihawk pulls out your chair and helps you sit, like a true gentleman.
“I’m honestly surprised she’d done all of this,” you comment. “I wonder why.”
“I could hazard a guess,” Mihawk replied, before Zoro arrived in a tux.
“Evening, you two,” he states, holding a notepad. “The uh-“ he flips through the notepad and you and Mihawk see an obvious script that Perona wrote for him. You hold in your laughter while Mihawk looks unamused. “Y-yeah, sorry, the dining room proudly presents… your dinner!”
Zoro turns around and makes a motion to grab something, only to grab air. “Wait, where’s the food?”
Mihawk pours you a drink as Zoro fumbles with the notepad and flounders to find the cart full of food.
“It seems there’s been a technical difficulty,” Mihawk mumbles.
“Oh, be easy on them,” you tease.
Perona stomps to where Zoro is and smacks his head with the notepad.
“I told you to put the cart there!” She hisses, you and Mihawk are able to hear her perfectly. “Now they’re going to have their dinner ruined!”
“Hey! I’m sorry! I thought it was here!” Zoro whisper-yells back. He thankfully finds the food cart this time and pushes it towards the table. He then places a silver dish in front of each of you and removes the lid. “There we go! Dinner!”
“Appetizer,” Perona corrects.
“Appetizer,” Zoro amends.
“Thank you. May we have some privacy?”
“Ohhhhh, of couuuurse!” Perona nods, too obvious in her scheming. She grabs Zoro as the two of them hide in a nearby bush.
“They do realize we know where they went, right?” Mihawk whispers to you so they can’t hear.
“Just let them have this. They worked very hard for it.”
“I understand, but their behavior is quite…”
“Intrusive?” You add.
“Very much so,” he sighs as he drinks. “It took me until Perona broke three cups to understand this was deliberate.”
“For a bit, I thought they were trying to kill me,” you joke.
“They’d know better than to try such a thing,” Mihawk shakes his head.
“Although, knowing they’re trying to pull this off makes it a bit sweeter,” you comment.
“What do you mean?” Mihawk raises a brow.
“It’s sweet that they’re trying to do this for us. It’s rare we get to spend time together like this nowadays. Usually it’s us taking care of them and training them, but now they’re making us a candlelit dinner.”
Mihawk’s lips curl into a grin. “You are correct. Even though I would not have done it like this, it’s still rather charming.”
You and Mihawk quietly chatted throughout the three course-meal. Occasionally, you heard the grunts and arguing between Perona and Zoro from their hiding spot in the bushes. Mihawk would urge you to ignore them as you two laughed and reminisced throughout the evening. Seeing Mihawk relax more and more as he continued talking to you was a treat for Perona and Zoro.
“I think… I think I’m starting to see what you mean,” the swordsman said.
“See! Told ya!” Perona smirked. “Look at how he’s melting at their words and smiling.”
“I didn’t think he could do that,” Zoro replied, impressed at how you managed to make Mihawk’s lips form a grin.
“They’re almost done eating, now for phase two!” Perona pumped her fists and shot up from the bush. You and Mihawk glanced at her as she floated towards the woods, with Zoro following after her.
“What do you think they’re up to now?”
“I feel as if I really do not want to know,” Mihawk sighed. You two waited patiently, until Perona and Zoro came back with a pack of Humandrills. Your eyes widened as you gasped, while Mihawk stayed silent, waiting to see what would happen next. Perona forced the Humandrills to stop before she pulled out a box from a nearby bush.
“Now do what we said!” She demanded as she shoved a violin to a Humandrill. The Humandrill began to make disapproving noises at her commands. She gave a few more Humandrills other instruments before she pointed at Mihawk.
The Humandrills looked up the Warlord and then forced a nervous grin and nodded, beginning to play their instruments in sync. You were amazed as they played a slow, romantic song.
“I…I didn’t know they could do that,” you mumble.
“Neither did I,” Mihawk stared in awe. You were so entranced by the makeshift orchestra that you didn’t notice Mihawk looking at you, as if debating with himself. He heard Perona and Zoro clear their throats and glanced to them. Perona and Zoro pointed at you and nodded.
“I guess this was their plan from the start…” Mihawk whispered before he stood up and cleared his throat. “(Y/n).”
“Hm? Yes, Mihawk?” You asked, looking into his eyes with an expecting expression. He extended his hand to you.
“Would you like to dance?” He inquired, his eyes briefly moving away from yours. A bright smile was on your face as you nodded and took his hand.
“I’d love nothing more,” you answer, and for a second, you think you notice a red blush appear on his cheeks.
You two head to the center and Mihawk gently pulls you in closer, an arm around your waist as your other hands are clasped together. He sways with you, careful to not be too forceful or rough. The Humandrills are getting more excited, along with Zoro and Perona, as some of them begin to hum and vocalize.
Your smile is bright and beautiful as you look radiant, even in the night sky.
“I hope you are enjoying tonight.”
“I am, very much. I won’t forget this night for a long time,” you reply. Mihawk closes his eyes and nods.
“I don’t think I will, either.”
He twirls you around as you let out a laugh from the thrilling motion. You two continue to look into each other’s eyes, the unspoken feelings you have for the other clear to the both of you. Despite being in such a vulnerable position, Mihawk finds the feeling rather enjoyable. Having you in his arms, dancing underneath the stars to some beautiful music after a lovely meal- he hasn’t felt this carefree in a long time. You lean closer to him and Mihawk enjoys how you’re trying to get his attention. But you already have it.
He stops dancing, keeping you both locked in an intense eye contact with his arm around your waist. It’s only you two now, as Mihawk gulps and slowly leans his face to you, silently asking for you to reciprocate. You close your eyes and do the same, your lips meeting his in a soft kiss.
It’s not lecherous or sloppy, but a gentle kiss with you that says everything he cannot verbalize.
He loves you, loves you so much that he can’t help but be so gentle and yearn for you. How he wishes to protect you and continue to have your presence within his life. How he loves your smile, your voice, your words, your everything that makes you, you in this lonely world.
He wishes to say more through touch, but the need for air arises as you both move away.
“I love you,” you say first. He presses kiss to your forehead.
“I love you, too.”
Perona and Zoro clap at your confessions and Mihawk remembers that he’s in front of others.
“Perona, Zoro,” he calls, his voice low. The two jolt nervously, unsure of what he’s going to do. His lips curve upwards as he glances at them and says a simple phrase, “Thank you.”��
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