snarling and rabid over the implication of the prophecy being a load of shit, like the whole "and one will come to end us, and one will bring his fall" thing is the world of mages equivalent of people thinking the world was going to end in 2012 source: the maya calendar, bc the thing about the ancient-prophecy-style chosen one like simon snow is that they have ten pounds of in-world plot armour on their ass, if the prophecy says he's destined to defeat the insidious supermassive black hole then he has to walk out of every other fight alive, even if it's by the skin of his teeth, but if the prophecy itself was fucking dishwater that means simon snow really did just i wish i may i wish i might annihilate the fucking shit out of things and battle buddy his way through the pve levels with penny with his plot bare ass naked. there is no dragon warrior.
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so I read The Ballad of Songbird and Snakes at least a year ago and I just saw the movie today. And I have a crazy theory that I want to share because I haven't seen anyone else talk about it. My immediate first thought when I finished the book and at the end of the movie was wait...Lucy Gray almost definitely survived and probably made it to District 13. What if she is President Coin? She's the same age as Snow so she'd 100% still be alive when Katniss goes to the Hunger Games. Also Snow and Coin HATE each other and Coin was super desperate to take Snow down, I always kinda thought it was weird in Mockingjay how it was almost like they knew each other because they seemed to have such personal vendettas against each other, the way they hated each other felt a little too personal. And towards the end of Mockingjay, after the rebels take the president's mansion, Katniss finds Snow in the rose greenhouse and he tells her not to trust Coin and that Coin won't hesitate to betray her. And then in district 13 everything is gray, everyone wears gray and there is no singing and dancing, which Katniss points out and thinks is super odd.
Idk I also just really like the idea that the last thing Lucy Gray told Snow was that she was going to get Katniss and (if she is Coin) she DOES get Katniss when she rescues her from the arena in Catching Fire. Also remember Snow died because he was laughing so hard he choked on his blood after Katniss killed Coin instead of executing him (also the fact that she wanted to have him executed in from everybody, just like the hanging tree!!!), I always thought it was so bizarre because why was it that funny to him? It makes sense if she was Lucy Gray. When Katniss killed her instead, Snow won- HE convinced Katniss to do it, HE killed Coin (and he convinced someone who was definitely somehow connected to the Covey, after she tried killing him in the woods outside 12 just like how his father died!!!!!). He finally won the battle between him and Lucy Gray. No wonder he laughed so much. Snow lands on top.
I rest my case.
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imagine going out to get your goth groceries and taking your goth boat back to your goth house and then on your goth doorstep by your freshly pruned goth shrubs lining the walkway there’s this girl with pink hair whining about how your goth house isn’t cute at all and you’re just standing there holding your goth bag of carrots and the roast you were going to have for dinner like “oh no”
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Waiting for Santa Paws.
the Imp- Silken Windhound, (a very good boy most of the time, despite what the hat indicates.)
(There are times my dog looks remarkably like a meercat...)
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arthur clenched fist meme when i realize i dont have enough people to show off my hard earned childe build to
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Got the Insider’s Guide to Inside No 9 book for Christmas and there are some hella cute pics of Reece in there😍😍😍
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