Concept: the justice league finds out that Blaze and Satanus, the rulers of hell, are kids of their ‘even more of a boy scout than Superman’ coworker’s “boss” and think Shazam is the Christian God. They ask Billy really vague questions that lead Billy into confusing them even more and they become convinced that Marvel’s Wizard guy is God with a capital G and Marvel’s either an angel or the second coming of Jesus.
Meanwhile Shazam doesn’t even know what the Bible is and his knowledge about religion is so outdated he still thinks Solomon’s Judaism is new age and not worth his time to research such a ‘fad’ religion, but he knows humans will make a religion out of anything as well as bastardize existing ones and very well could have mixed up actual tales that involve him, his allies, and his children into some sort of melting pot of a religion.
So when someone finally asks Marvel outright if his “boss” is God, Billy goes ‘wait… old guy in white robes and sandals, with long white hair and a beard… lives in space… aka the “heavens”, whose a ghost(Holy Spirit), and knows everything(historama)??? I need to dig deeper into this hold on guys’ and goes off to ask the wizard.
So when Billy asks the Wizard he just tells Billy “well, my boy, if so many things match up, maybe it is so and the tales of myself and my champions grew so estranged from their origins or mixed in with other beliefs that it can explain the things that aren’t true to our reality.”
Then The Canonical Character To The DC Universe, Jesus of Nazareth, shows up.
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yamato one (1) week on team seven: i have LOST a CHILD😭 i am a horrible team leader and i should be put in JAIL😭 i’ll never abandon them again i’m such a FAILURE😭😭
yamato two (2) weeks on team seven: the kids have all gone missing again so when they get back i’m locking them in the time out cube i made. i think i’ve really mastered this whole parent figure thing
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Tuvok & Seven friendship is so important to me. autism 2 autism communication
I love them so much...I want them to be genuine pals. I want Seven to find Tuvok after he gets literally assimilated fully by the borg and for them to actually talk about that after some resistance ("I'm fine. I do not require your assistance") <- An inverse of Tuvok pushing Seven to talk after 'Tsunkatse'. I wonder about loneliness and the borg and vulcan bonds and why Tuvok was the one out of him Janeway & B'Elanna who was assimilated. I want to know about the recovery process following that. I want it to become another thing they can understand about one another like the long silences and the eyebrow raising about silly Human things and the isolation. The Borg are a terrible destructive force but when you're within it it's ALL, it's like nothing else. I want them to spend so many evenings in silence together. With Tuvok, Seven doesn't have to think about 'Being Human' and maybe Tuvok can relax with Seven too - "Commander Tuvok & I" that kinship, stated resolutely. "Commander Tuvok & I don't require..."
I want them to not talk to each other for years after Voyager and then Seven just appears where Tuvok is and he's like "Oh, this is unexpected. I am pleased to see you." and they're able to fall back into their old pleasant silences and go on walks together and maybe they go for a hike on another planet and while they're camping out they talk more about stuff they wouldn't if they were anywhere more familiar and at night maybe they talk about stuff they wouldn't if it were day. I want them to talk about their time on Voyager and how it's affected them and is still affecting them and for them to poke fun at silly Human things (some of which Seven understands more now like being in love and having fun and looking at a sunset)
I want Seven to talk about how much Starfleet has hurt her and Janeway has hurt her even though she wasn't trying to and how she doesn't know exactly how to feel about her time on Voyager. It was the start of her life, the best years and the most confusing and the most horrific and stifling and freeing and [and and and] Tuvok talks about how lonely it was in the stilted way he does - half describing a flower and he'll never denounce the captain the same way the captain will never denounce Starfleet, the closest he'll ever get is that it was a difficult time - that he doesn't agree with every decision but he isn't Human, he can't say for sure what was right or wrong and Seven has to accept that that's all he'll do (it's difficult, she wants to push him but she knows it's useless) and I want them to find that they still can relax around each other despite it all - that they're different but that's at least the same. "Commander Tuvok & I"
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So I'm working on my latest dark tower read (still) and I finally picked up my copy of Gunslinger. And I Remembered Where I Am in it and I stared at my kindle like "I don't. I don't want to go through this again. It hurts that it happens, that this is the First Book But I Don't Want To Do This Scene Again"
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hey other astarion fuckers i got a question (spoilers for his backstory ahead).
so it's said or implied several times throughout the game that astarion had sex with the people he lured back for cazador, but how does that work logistically? when in the night and where are they having sex? i would imagine the series of events goes something like this:
they meet in a seedy tavern
astarion is all like "come back to my place so we can fuck" or "let's go somewhere private"
they arrive to cazador's place or go somewhere away from eyes and astarion incapacitates them whereupon they are brought to cazador's place
cazador drinks them dry
where in this timeline is there room for fucking? perhaps a longer one that's not one night stands where they string people along for a while before they bring them to cazador's? but why do that if you could do it in one night?
also vaguely related, is it not suspicious if the same people keep hanging around your tavern and the people they go home with are never seen again? do the victims not have families? where is the flaming fist? is cazador paying them off? even so you'd think with the numbers game eventually one of their victims will have friends/family that are insistent enough that they won't drop the disappearance thing. i have to know how they are getting away with this!!
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I ship heavymedic because they're the only classes that dont naturally wear hats
I like "naturally." Everyone else was born with hats and will die with hats
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I love creator-owned comics, but I also hate how many creator-owned comics seem written by people who think the medium consists of nothing but Marvel and DC superhero stories.
Like, every single time someone publishes a Boom or Image or Dark Horse comic that’s entire premise is ‘what if there was a character who was basically Superman, but evil’ I just wanna go up to the writer and be like, you honestly think you are the literal only person who ever had this idea and you just did something truly novel and brand new, huh.
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