#and he almost certainly

[r3ynah]

Family of Distinguished People.

So like what if, the Fenton family is just a family full of heroes, villains, and vigilantes. like.. just imagine a long line of people that had or has contributed to the world somehow. Like the Fenton parents as Supervillains, Jazz as a Vigilante, Danny as Hero. Dani just decides to travel not too interested, but does help with her family if needed, Dan does the same thing.

BUT WHAT IF joker is actually a close relative of the Fenton Family (ex. Uncle, Cousin,Family Friend) and like he's just there all happy with his (found)family during family reunions, birthdays and shit.

And the batfam are just like so confused and stressed to why the joker goes missing once a month.

While Joker is literally having a game of Monopoly with the elementary kids at amity park (the kids couldn't bother, they've saw scarier things they handled scarier things) cue Joker giving the kids a hundred dollars because he lost.

This is just one of my what if prompts, that i got locked up in a vault. Might delete this later who knows.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc fanfic #dp x dc prompt #dpdc #Joker and Jack certainly does the dramatic airport scene #where very close friends meet each other again after so many years and run up to each other and hug while bawling their eyes out #yeah thats them add them falling dramatically to the ground still in each other's arms #Joker presents the kids with a PowerPoint presentation to why villainy is the way to go and better wages #he almost convinced them #Maddie helps Joker create a new toxin #they bond over that very sadistically its overwhelming #this was made at the crack of dawn #Literally #Oh btw they did the airport scene in slowmo #With the dramatic orchestra background music #Joker is screaming and crying for the lost 500 dollars

[egophiliac]

swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks

(I gave Silver one too :D)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #white rabbit festival #me: oh boy i wonder what excitement will happen in this new part #characters: now it is time to buy souvenirs :) #me: oh god #jk jk even when the filler is kind of painful i do enjoy the little character moments #like everyone screaming as loud as they can into silver's watch #deuce busting out his suzy izzard impression #SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! #and of course silver assigning flowers to the other dias and getting all sappy over lilia. god. delicious. #you don't understand this ten second long scene is everything to me #though we all know the real highlight #the knowledge that 1) deuce used to have an extremely silly edgy badass nickname #2) he almost certainly gave it to himself #3) he harassed epel's extended family to the point that they told horror stories about him and he was briefly epel's personal idol #epel: i heard he once killed three men with but a look #deuce: what no i never...i mean...ha ha sounds weird nothing a model student like me would know about #also deuce: if you fuckers don't apologize to my mom right now i'll fucking kill all of you (sees dilla) uhhh i mean #deuce: i challenge you to a children's game #black bunnies leader: (strapping on his duel disk) i accept #meanwhile silver is running full speed at a group of children screaming to them about donuts #we aren't going to talk about what ortho did with that fantasy-gregg's sausage roll #so glad that we've reached the 'what the heck is even happening' portion of the event #anyway i completely screwed up the resolution of these so here's hoping they don't look terrible! #whoops!

[aro-aizawa]

i like to think everyone has a colour associated with them, whether its just your fave colour or what you generally wear most of or what colour your bedroom walls are. i always associate the name sophie with dark blue, my mum is always a nice turquoise, i like to think my colour is a bright sunflower yellow.

if you have a specific shade pls tell me i adore when ppl have associated colours and tell me them, bc i think of them when i see that colour

#shut up danni's talking #its one of my ultimate favourite aspects of character designs and i will forever use it w my characters #but i also think abt it w ppl!!!! #its almost certainly spawned from a combo of my mum passionately loving her colour + my primary school #my primary school's name/theme/whatever was related to the rainbow #its common for primary schools in the uk for the uniform to be polo shirts and schools would pick a colour and that was your uniform #but w my school's theme being rainbows they were like lol whatever colour as long as you're in a polo shirt #so kids would choose whichever shirt colour they wanted some kids switched it up every year #others stuck w the colour they chose all 6 years #so of course i would correlate ppl w colours which is how i always relate sophie w dark blue #bc i'd play w this girl called sophie in the afterschool club who always wore dark blue through all the years i knew her #tbh i still think of my brother also as dark blue bc he would wear the same colour #if you could not guess my colour was yellow and i always felt distinctly wrong when i had to wear a different colour #there were a couple times i had to borrow a new shirt bc mine got dirty or all mine hadn't been washed so i had to wear my brother's #i don't know if its just me but i feel like everyone has an affinity with a colour even if its n9t your fave #hence the poll lmao

[lastoneout]

I watched that video where that guy was just trying to find businesses with 0 reviews to review them and stumbled upon an illegal casino and the funniest thing about it is that he thinks he only found ONE illegal front/shell business but he probably found at LEAST three and it's a miracle he didn't get in trouble with an actual organized crime group.

#like I'm sorry bro that soup place is almost certainly a front for some kind of organized and/or white collar crime #I showed that video to my fiance and he was freaking out the entire time like “bro get OUT of there oh my god” #and “please stop taking your actual every day car there”

[hannahvardit]

so luxurious

#my brain has effectively been taken over by one (1) long boi #i love his revealing little costume #plunging neck AND backlines?? #little briefs that almost certainly mean our boy is getting regular bikini waxes? #this is the future liberals want #sure he could be “using his powers to manipulate hair growth” but that is not as funny as bikini waxes and is therefore a less good idea #plastic man #patrick eel o'brian #dc comcis

[notyourdaisybuchanan]

Rewatching The Bear 2x03 is actually crazy and feels so clarifying because like...

The ep starts with Carmy speaking at Al-Anon about fun, and how maybe he needs to have more of it. He acknowledges that fun is complicated for him because as a kid his family tended to ruin things for him, even though this was often unintentionally done. He says that he thinks if he had more amusement or enjoyment in his own life then it would be easier to provide that for other people. (Big note here that part of the purpose OF a restaurant is to provide amusement and enjoyment for people. Then add in Luca's conversation with Marcus in 2x04 about how the best food comes from being open and inspired, and spending time in the world. So Carmy having fun could theoretically make him better at his job.)

Anyway, Carmy gives that spiel at Al-Anon. Then we get a brief interlude of Syd looking at articles about recent restaurant closings and being stressed.

And then we're immediately back with Syd and Carmy cooking together in his kitchen. She fucks up a dish again, and he suggests they stop cooking and do a palate reset.

Like... this all happens within the first five minutes of the ep. This man has been musing about how he needs to have more fun.... and then he suggests spending the day eating in the city with Syd..... ergo that's his definition of fun. This is literally him making an attempt at doing something for amusement or enjoyment!! He planned this!! I fully believe he had this idea even before Sydney fucked up the dish. This man said I need to have more fun and you know what would be fun? Spending the day with my business partner eating delicious food. So he sends her home with plans to meet in an hour.

And then. AND THEN. Claire calls. First of all when she asks if he's busy, he looks at the white board and the very first thing on the To Do list is "call fridge guy" so like. lmao. I love foreshadowing. And he literally is busy!!! Not with unpleasant tasks to do but with something FUN. Something fun that he planned FOR himself.

And what is it that Claire asks him to do? Is it something fun? No. She asks him to HELP HER MOVE her mom. Like, the least fun task in the history of anything, the thing that people historically HATE being asked to help with. And he doesn't look excited about it! He looks torn. He looks...weird idk. Like ohhhh it's actually so crazy that Carmy bails on a truly fun day with Sydney in order to do a manual labor favor for Claire.

This is so ripe for analysis you simply cannot tell me it doesn't mean anything.

Carmy thinks about how he needs more fun, plans a fun day for himself, and then, when someone he tried to avoid asks him to do a not fun favor, he says yeah, I'll do that instead.

#Almost like he feels a sense of obligation. #Almost like he's self sabotaging. #Almost like Claire's connection to his past to his family to Michael is... allowing his family to ruin something fun for him yet again. #idk I'm not completely married to that bit but the material is definitely there!! #anyway this is my first post-s2 sydcarmy analysis but certainly not the last!! #this show is nuts everything is so intentional and carefully crafted I'm having a field day #apologies if this post comes off like I'm yelling I kind of am bc I was so excited while writing it lol #the bear #the bear meta #sydcarmy #sydcarmy meta #the bear s2 #chefs kiss #sydney adamu #carmen berzatto #sydney x carmy

[nattikay]

friendly reminder that Neteyam is a well-adjusted kid who has a good relationship with his parents, that he tries his darnedest to be a good warrior because he genuinely looks up to his dad and wants to be like him, and that the idea that Jake and Neytiri are "forcing" him to be perfect, that they "stole his childhood" or that he's "not allowed" to be a kid, etc. are all pure fanfiction with little to no evidence in canon thanks bye

#avatar #avatar 2 #neteyam #given how hesitant Jake is to let Neteyam fight I can absolutely GUARANTEE you that there was almost certainly NEVER an interaction... #...in which Neteyam said ''hey Mom and Dad I'm gonna go hang out with Lo'ak and Kiri now'' #and Jake and Neytiri reply ''no son you're too old for such childish things you must come do Adult Tasks that you secretly hate instead #so you can be the Perfect Future Olo'eyktan™" #THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN #AND IT'S NOT “IMPLIED” TO HAVE HAPPENED EITHER #Y'ALL MADE THAT UP IN YOUR HEADS #along with the idea that Neteyam secretly hates his lot in life and is internally yearning to be A Normal Kid™ #guys Neteyam WANTS to be a warrior he WANTS follow in Jake's footsteps he strives so hard because HE *WANTS* TO OF HIS OWN ACCORD #there is absolutely d i d d l y s q u a t that suggests this path is being “forced” on him #or that he is being secretly ~crushed under the pressure~ and Just Wants to Be Free or w/e #you. made. that. up. #it's not a canon aspect of his character #and. look. if you wanna explore the idea of him being ''crushed under pressure'' in a fanfic #because you find it interesting or it helps you work through your own stuff then hey be my guest #but once you start saying stuff like #''oh i feel so bad for [canon] Neteyam because he died before he could break free of his parents' toxic influence'' #Shut Up™ #neteyam's parents were not a toxic influence; he was never forced into being something he didn't want to be; his childhood was not “stolen” #he did not have anything to “break free” of. you are injecting extra layers of tragedy that aren't actually there #you are giving yourself extra grief for things that were never canon #stahp #feel free to write whatever you want in fanfiction but please i am begging you #to be aware of which ideas are actually present in the movie vs. which ones are just fanfiction

[whaliiwatching]

unfair, he says, meaning something else entirely

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #he means hot. obviously #hobie about to invest in a stepladder fr #the platforms give him like four inches #a gift for these brave soldiers doing us an invaluable service (canon height comparisons) #peter b parker is 6 feet and he’s shorter than miguel. so miguel must be around 6’2 or 6’3. noir is at least that. boom done #alkjhsdf laughing at myself over the b*rderl*ne h*rny art #not my usual cup of tea but this is so fun #vera lynn is cockney rhyming slang for gin :) #ok listen. last correction. miguel is almost certainly not 6 foot fuckin 9

[hamletthedane]

I know we say “this is a Renaissance painting” a lot, but THIS is a hell of a Renaissance painting:

[L to R in row behind Princess Diana: David Bowie, Crystal Taylor, Brian May, Rodger Taylor]

#Lady Di #Music #queen #David Bowie #live aid #they’re definitely just bumming cigarettes of David Bowie but I can’t get over this picture #why is Bob Geldof like 2in from Prince Charles that’s funny too #this is a mood when it comes to Lady Di ngl #love all the drama around Freddie Mercury not coming and Crystal Taylor taking his ticket - gossip rags all speculating that he hates Diana #when the truth is almost certainly that if Freddie Mercury had to sit next to David Bowie for an entire concert there would be a fist fight #also Elton John is there sitting to the left of Diana but he got cropped whoops

[unliikelylovers]

falsettos fans on tiktok acting shocked when you say that marvin almost certainly died too … it’s barely even subtext come on

#falsettos #ok first of all like. do you know anything about history #second of all. the text of the show #you know like when dr. charlotte pulls marvin aside to explain that he almost certainly also has hiv #‘something that kills. something infectious. something that spreads from one man to another’ #or in unlikely lovers: #cordelia ‘we don’t know what time will bring’ #whizzer ‘i’ve a clue’ marvin ‘i have too’ #guys COME ON. #falsettos is about the aids crisis and the fans not only can’t be normal about it but also barely seem to know what that means

[kagoutiss]

crossposting from twt again but. another reason why i think it’s important that OoT and WW ganon are the same person

#ganondorf #he can follow through on almost anything #except this one thing. #and even when he basically says he’s going to kill them at the end of WW #and gets the chance to #he still doesn’t kill tetra #who he almost certainly made the mistake of Identifying Too Much With #i mean. he does backhand her extremely hard but it was That instead of like. Chopping Her Head Off #in any case he literally could not do the thing he said multiple times that he would do #and its. a lot

[locusfandomtime]

has anyone done this yet? I am HYPED for season 10. episode 1 bingo for tomorrow because I can't wait.

#i think someone made something like this when season 9 ended but. this is for me first anyway #to explain a few: “new gimmick for the season” eg amplified (s3). blind seed (s9) #“ren starts his Lore(TM)” eg s7 it was star wars s9 it was gigacorp. he tends to start it episode 1 #Some of these are practically freebies whilst others are. almost certainly not going to happen #locus fandom time #hermitcraft #hermitblr

[xiaohuayaos]

#This has almost certainly been done before but I kist watched this scene and I still have tags blocked #Bc I don't wanna see spoilers #And it's all I can think lmaoooooo #LIKE BOY NO NOT THAT #He was so cute and earnest during this whole scene tho 🥰 #dongfang qingcang #xiao lanhua #love between fairy and devil

[04tenno]

My take on Shishido's beta design as described by Yokoyama in the behind-the-scenes video from last week!

#yakuza #like a dragon #like a dragon gaiden #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #kosei shishido #shishido kosei #my art #original #emphasis on My Take because yokoyama was gesturing more than verbally describing what it looked like but #from what i can tell it had raglan sleeves like this which ended at the elbows #the idea was scrapped because Who The Fuck Would Make A Puffer Like This #but it lives on in my heart o7 #also the jacket was almost certainly on a children's jacket in versace's barocco line so i wanted to keep the vibe #he's not actually supposed to be zipped-up because yokoyama and mb talk about his necklace at length BUT: #1. you can see the raglan much more clearly this way #2. yokoyama emphasized how bunched-up and bulky the old jacket was #3. ehh to put it simply shishido himself is a trigger for me at this point so i needed to minimize how much i studied his face #whenever i finish this i'll probably add his bracelet because there was a lot of discussion about the material of his jewelry #all of that aside. i'm happy this was my final piece of the year :) happy new year everyone

[captainsparklefingers]

I just had a thought. A horrible terrible thought that really should have come to me earlier, but seeing The Sunken Tomb in animated form made me realize it and go 'oh. OH.'

Percy's accidental killing of Vex by triggering that trap is what sets up everything that leads to Vax walking away with snowdrops and feathers.

If he hadn't set that trap off, Vex wouldn't have died. If Vex didn't die, Vax doesn't become the Raven Queen's champion. Vax isn't Her champion, he doesn't necessarily become her revenant during Vecna, and doesn't need to leave his family and friends behind to go be a demigod of death, being essentially dead and gone to those who knew and loved him.

In a way, Percy killed both the twins. One of them permanently.

I BET HE THINKS ABOUT THAT ALL THE DAMN TIME. I'M CERTAINLY GOING TO NOW. FUCK.

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #the legend of vox machina spoilers #the legend of vox machina #tlovm spoilers #tlovm #percy de rolo #I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS NEVER OCCURED TO ME BEFORE #My god he's gotta carry the weight of that for the rest of his life #even if he never says anything #even if the others don't think that #he almost certainly does #and it goes a bit of a ways to explaining why he'd be willing to sell his soul (a thing he's bartered with and nearly lost before) #to get vax back #I'm just gonna go lie down and think about this now.

[lucifermeo]

speaking of skk generations my fave headcanon is just like how chuuya sees dazai and goes "mannn i might be as inhuman as they go but i can't be as bad as THIS guy" as his motivation fukuzawa must also look at mori and go "mannn i might like killing a little too much (read: so much so that killing people might've become my reason to serve the greater good rather than the other way around) but i can't be as bad as THIS guy" to cheer himself up too

#atsushi too but he's nowhere as self-aware as his senpais #aka a hundred chapters in and he still SOMEHOW hasnt figured out the sskk parallels #while chuuya and fukuzawa almost certainly took one look at their partner #and went he's just like me fr #they hated it ofc #but doesnt mean they cant see the Narrative Foils (tm) at play here #bungou stray dogs #bsd #soukoku #skk #fukumori #zenki soukoku #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bsd fukuzawa #bsd mori #nakahara chuuya #dazai osamu #fukuzawa yukichi #mori ougai