#and dont like whisper and point im just

[st4rstudent]

I think every social media website should have an effective tagging system, just my thoughts

#clemramble #i want to post some more of my art on twt but i also want to tag it effectively but idk how the tagging system works on there #since hashtags seem to do very little on there #if theres one thing tumblr has done right its the tagging system . this is awesome i love putting things in tags like its me whispering #directly into your ear extra info that you really didnt need to know #and also the ability to mute hashtags is awesome. even if it doesnt completely hide it #twt is so weird in its hidden words. i have so much stuff blocked on there but the moment it gets popular the system just #doesnt work and im stuck seeing it all again. very annoying. #anyways yeah this is also a call if any one knows how the muting system on twt works and how i should best tag my stuff.please share #your wisdom. if you dont mind. i asked on twt but my regular posts kind of flop if its not art. not that i mind but the point remains #..i had thought about making another account just dedicated to like ship stuff on twt bc i have enough stuff to do that but #would it be unnecessary? idk . ignore this part sorry im rambling outloud to myself virtually through tags #i might just end up not posting it there. its like a little tumblr exclusive #im not even scared anymore ive bossed up. twt just makes me feel awkward now. its like when you enter a giant classroom and theres no empty #seats so youre forced to go up and down the isles trying to find a spot that open

[strawglicks]

constant mood for the past month or so

#strawglicks art gallery #i am just overthinking it. i know i am. #i literally actively revisit the source material so i dont fall into the deep fanonization of characters #bc i wanna stay true to the canon bc i LOVE the canon #and yet theres a demon whispering in my ear “they would not fucking say that” YES THEY WOULD LEAVE ME ALONE #LET ME CREATE LET ME HAVE WHIMSY AND FUN #i think i have a past of like #falling into fanonization of characters rather than staying true to the canon #and now that im more aware of it i try TOO hard to stay true to canon and overthink it #when like it is not even. that serious. at all. like i got bills to pay instead of worry abt this shit #YET HERE I AM!!!!!!!!!1 #plus like. the fact i check the source material and overthink this #proves that i do care abt the canon. so i shouldnt have to feel like i have to prove it #clearly i care. and dont just wanna absorb fandom content #i dont think fandom is bad by any means IM IN LOTS OF FANDOMS THEYRE VERY FUN AND WHIMSICAL #and i dont wanna be a debby ryan downer #BUT theres a point for me personally #where fandom gets so extreme to the point it mischaracterizes and stuff . and im not personaly drawn to that #i wanna absorb fandom content that can still be drawn back to canon yk. #but at the same time WHO CARES MANNN. #DONT OVERTHINK IT JUST HAVE FUN #RAHHHHH HATE MY BRAIN

[red-dyed-sarumane]

i feel like i would still be big into the utaite scene if it werent for 1) i prefer solo over group activities & everyone wants to be part of a idol-like group these days 2) besides like marshall maximizer & phony a lot of popular songs dont hit right for me & everyones always covering the same handful of popular songs and 3) im so deep into voca territory im genuinely lucky if some of the songs i listen to have even a single a cover. also bonus 4) i refuse to use yt as a music source so if it gets uploaded Only on yt it basically doesnt exist to me

#or in the case of like naisho no pierce's propose no one sings it right. #why does no one do the growls. there are people i KNOW can do growls in songs (looking at gaooo) #and they just. they dont even try. whats the point #like half the appeal of that song is in the contrast in the whisper to strong growl parts. & everyone just want to sound pretty #birthday is also getting this treatment. sad. #im also very picky about voices so theres that too #about the obscure song thing. once upon a time when i wanted to learn songs id just look up the nicokara #& learn along that way. & that was great until u like songs with <4k views & no nicokara exists for them 👍 #sometimes people still cover those but its a lot less common #SPEAKING of utaite risru said he found a lot of teto songs he liked recently #if he covers shiawasekai i will simply explode #i think i used all my luck on him covering maximizer & kanon tho #i doubt i will ever hear a risru cover of a null song. he'd do them justice tho

[himbo-harrington]

.

#i can hear my parents whispering about me in the kitchen and complaining that like i don't have a car or a job or a credit score and shit #like that and literally just yesterday i heard that i didnt get this grad scheme i really wanted even though i only got positive feedback #from the company throughout the whole application process and its so fucking disheartened #and mum keeps being like 'at least you won't be 6 hours away now!' like thats any kind of consolation #i dont give a fuck if it was 6 hours away it was doing something i really wanted to do was very generously paid and i would have really #enjoyed it and its so fucking annoying that theyre acting like im doing nothing and applying to nothing and going nowhere #when they know thats bs and ive applyed to so many jobs and grad schemes and either get rejected or ignored and im sorry that i dont want #to work a shitty minimum wage job and get a shitty little car and have to toot toot around hating it?? #like im sorry for wanting something better than that?? #and all you see is me here 'doing nothing' #whats the fucking point #whats the fucking point of it all

[toxictranny]

look how ugly my recent emojis are …

😭🤍🇧🇳🤞🩸🇨🇦

👀🏳️‍⚧️😍🕶️❕🐦‍⬛

🖤🏳️‍🌈🩻🇮🇷♉️✡️

✨⚧️💯😡🥹❔

🩶🧷🫡💛🇫🇷🥲

#the point of tumblr to me was always that i could do … this! #whispering. just idk #talking behind the scenes. it was never even rly meant for other people to see it’s like if i wrote my diary entries real big in public #im not mad that ppl can see not mad at all but i . look i wanna talk during movies #not make my own fuckin movie?? ridiculous #anyway. #idk what people do on th computer this was supposed to be a way to meet people like #at least one people #a people who’s cool and queer and likes my commentary damn it #i have a full life it’s just that there’s ohhh 4-9 hours a day where i’m just. alone #nothing to do nobody to talk to i guess i could go somewhere but i don’t have cash rn plus it’s very cold here also wtf im doing. #im doing Jack Shit #i dont do well unsupervised. i have 2 bros i call occasionally but they work a lot): #tbh i thought id find a discord group immediately like i used to but eeeeeeeeee #all the ppl who have them r . annoying? #the six white trans girls who run everything #do they have jobs??? or what??? #whats that yellow flag? trivia time (idk the answer) #if you like this post im assuming u have a serious mental health issue or are in love with me .

[goosedawn]

...

#oh no im having thoughts about the equivalent exchange au again #also hi #not dead yet but i am very busy #anyway why dont i just put this in the body of the post you may ask #well this way it kind of feela like im whispering. hi #but uhhhhhh yeah. maybe i will return to finish that off/progress it more at some point #ive fallen out if dsmp mostly but like. wilburs finale............. what the FUCK was that #i mean HELL YEAH but WHAT #anyway bye until next time #goosegoes

[javen-tiger]

that article says theres a swastika epidemic or something and im sure there are plenty around but i sure as hell havent seen them. you know what i have seen? a ton of celtic crosses. banning the swastika perhaps impedes fascists ability to passively terrorise communities, as their other symbols are less readily recognised, but really does nothing to impede their actual activity at all. the victorian government happily produces the conditions in which fascism can thrive, happily pursues racist policy, happily pours money into the police. banning the swastika is simply a vague gesture to cover all that. itself an empty symbol.

#hhh uh whatever im not opposed but i dont care ig i dont really think its 'good' #like not to sound like a liberal but i really dont think the state should govern this type of thing. im Not about to bat for the fash and #i dont believe in their right to be racists and tote their racist symbols #but purely from a pragmatic point of view these sorts of things always come down like a whisper on the right and a hammer on the left #for a vaguely remembered example: anti-hate speech laws were first used #to prosecute a union official who called someone a scab #person in question WAS a scab btw #like just think for a bit about who the state Actually wants to subdue #obviously they dont want fascists around bc theyre like annoying and do threaten the current order. but fundamentally theyre not #an existential threat to capital #so like i think this ban is like indicaive that the victorian state wants to marginalise fash elements within it bc its pretty secure #in itself it doesnt need to court them and finds them irritating #but like the AEC just outright banned campaigning at an early polling station in broadmeadows (presumably) bc Victorian Socialists has #been getting traction there #thats not banning an icon its banning actual political activity uuuh #blah blah blah whine whine whine #a day in the life

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

every time i think to myself "is this song too cliche" for a pd playlist. i remember no. these are teenagers. of COURSE they would pick the on the nose most unsubtle lyrics everNEVERMIND POST CANCELLED. WHISPER BY EVANESCENCE IS A WILLIAM WISP SONG.

#i have a ghost boy playlist from forever ago bc i made it originally for dp #and it just kind of evolved into “songs i like that are about ghosts” #and i was listening 2 it the other day like. i could make this about wiwi. i could make tjis about wiwi. #and part of me was like. no everyone and their dog has ghost by mother mother on their wiwi playlist. or like. rebirthing by skillet . #but then i remember being a teenager and im like “okay yeah nvm this is perfect” #anyway i think we should never feel any shame ever again and be as cringe and lame as we want all the time. #do you remember being a teenager? of course youre picking the most obvious songs. theyre obvious for a reason!!! #blahblahblah #anyway. listening to my middle school nostalgia playlist now. rebirthing is a wiwi song :) #ALSO WHISPER BY EVANESCENCE. WIWI CANONICALLY LISTENS TO EVANESCENCE ITS PERFECT FOREVWR. #“CATCH ME AS I FALL SAY YOURE HERE AND ITS ALL OVER NOW” << POINTS @. THE TRAMPOLINE SCENE. ROS DONT WORRY ABOUT IT YOURE NOT THERE YET #YOULL KNOW WHEN IT HAPPENS #musicposting

[notasouleater]

Sometimes SCPs are touching and beautiful, or hauntingly terrifying, and sometimes they're like what if we just made life a living hell for this one specific person

#Whispers #Would that be fucked up or what? And ways Im Dr. Rod Sterling #Like at a certain point I was just like kill the child. Thatll fix it. I dont even care #And you know. They did eventually. In a very complicated way but still

[st4rstudent]

Unfortunately, it has gone quite slow. This writing thing has HANDS!!! It's just a short one story since I haven't actually wrote anything in a whiiileeeee. i think its about maybe halfway done

#clemramble #clemask #sorry im putting your tags on blast #and by a while I mean a while. the last time i ever did something close to character related writing was um. #ok come close im whispering in your ear. the last time was when i was 12-13 doing character roleplay profiles on dA. ok lean away now. #its kind of just a “(character) goes out and does stuff” . which has been done over and over again . sorry guys. #its winn focused eheheh . but its coming off as mediocre or atleast it is in my mind #unlike art i cant seem to judge my writing that well. like in my art i know what i can improve on but all of my writings are just bad to me #school essays included on this #i might power through and atleast finish the draft soon. idk. i dont think writing is my strong point but its fun #i think the issue i have is that my ideas come from little snippets and so im building the story around this snippet in my mind instead of #a solid outline or idea. but hey we ball #anyways tldr is that its going slow but we're getting there #its around 1670 words as of now so yeah. somewhat short

[norrizzandpia]

The Video (LN4)

Summary: Y/n and Lando’s club dancing sends the F1 world into a frenzy.

Warnings: sexual innuendos, sexual conversations, its short im sorry, if you want something more to this storyline lmk in the requests ill prob do it lol

Note: IVE HAD THIS IDEA IN MY HEAD LONG BEFORE I EVEN STARTED WRITING

TWITTER

ln4andop81 how yall feeling after that leaked vid?

- mclarensgirly FIGHTING. FOR. MY. LIFE.

- f1fan2 if i speak.

- ln4andop81 what shall we address first.

- mclarensgirly maybe the GRINDING????

- f1fan2 PLZ I SCREAMED THE WAY HIS HANDS GUIDED HER HIPS 😫😫😫😫

- ln4andop81 THE WHISPERING IN THE EAR???

- mclarensgirly BRUH I JUST KNOW LANDO SAID SOMETHING SO GODDAMN QUESTIONABLE BY THE LOOK OF Y/N’S FACE

- f1fan2 bro literally moved his hands up to the bottom of her boobs and down and then whispered some crazed shit in her ear and i died. THE PERSON WHO FILMED THAT VIDEO I LOVE YOU 😋😋

- ln4andop81 yeah i think its safe to say that lando norizz is definitely a myth.

—

y/nnn so about last night.

Comments:

mclarensgirly ABOUT LAST NIGHT MY ASS

ln4andop81 girly had a whole video of her grinding on her bf leaked and her response is “about last night”. icon.

landonorris i had fun 😙

- mclarensgirly BYE

- ln4andop81 MANS IS INSANE

- f1fan2 so moral of the story lando basically fucked his gf in public and said “i had fun” NO SHIT

- mclaren dont think you understand the pr situation at hand 😀

- mclarensgirly NOW IM DONE FOR

- ln4andop81 MCLAREN ADMIN IS FIGHTING ON THE FRONT LINES RN

maxverstappen this is why i said to not drink too much

- y/nnn YOU PUT THE DRINKS IN. MY. HAND.

- landonorris i think your exact words were “next round on me?”

- kellypiquet i am afraid babe that you did in fact do and say both of those things

—

TWITTER

Mclarenfan22 its the way lando pushes y/ns hips into him so she can be as CLOSE as possible

- circledriving-racers plz when i first saw that vid i rlly didnt think by the end of it i would know what lando looked like when he was clearly feeling some type of way

- ln4andop81 yeah bc the way he threw his head back when she started circling her hips against his spoke VOLUMES

- papayafan it had ME feelin some typa way and i wasnt even the one getting danced on

- ln4andop81 i feel like its prob for the best the vid ended before we could see them separate bc i feel like we wouldve seen LANDO and not lando if yk what i mean 😟

- papayafan a bone-

- mclarenfan22 we would rlly know EVERYTHING abt him at that point

- ln4andop81 im willing to bet a large sum of money (im broke) that hes big

- y/nnn is this where im supposed to “enter the chat”?

- ln4andop81 MAAM.

- mclarensgirly YES. SPILL THE TEA.

- f1fan2 YEAH DO THE PUBLIC A SERVICE AND TELL US ‼️‼️‼️

- y/nnn i think i would like to gatekeep this one girlies 💋💋

-mclarensgirly wow.

- ln4andop81 ill never get over how it girl she is.

—

landonorris it was a great night and thats all i have to say abt it

Comments:

oscarpiastri UHHHHHHH

mclaren we cant catch a break ever

y/nnn BABE THE SIGN 😭😭

- landonorris i thought it really translated my thoughts 🙏🏻

- mclarensgirly BRO DOESNT GIVE A FUCK GAHDAMN

ln4andop81 so i guess the question rlly is: did the sign become reality?

- landonorris what do you think 🤭

#f1 fanfic #f1 imagine #f1 fic #f1 x reader #lando norris x reader #mclaren #lando norris imagine #lando norris fanfic #lando norris fluff #lando norris imagines #lando norris x you #lando norris #lando norris fanfiction #lando norris smut #lando norris edit #oscar piastri #kelly piquet #max verstappen #f1 grid x reader

[kuiinncedes]

how have i lost my grip on my assignments so much lmao ;-;

#bro idk how im gonna get this project done #at this point it's like #i can get it done if i absolutely screw over any chances for my exams next week #idk if i can get it done earlier #TT what happened this semester LMAO #bro lowkey thinking of dropping a class ;-; taking a withdrawal W on my transcript or fuckign whatever idk TT #a;lksdnfjdbghjdfgouwebrgoueyrhfejkfngjfdskgf i'll get thru it bc like #i have before it's just like WHYYYYY DONT I HAVE ENOUGH TIME #where is the time there is not enough time to do anything #:'))))) everything is absolutely fine #jeanne talks #had two sources of caffeine today in the afternoon and then at 10 LOL rip my sleep schedule truly never recovering #not that the caffeine is the cause of that bc id be up late anyway #but any chance of me going to bed earlier is gone bc now i have sm keeping me awake and actually able to do some work sort of lmfao #the thing is i know i'm sleep deprived and i would be able to do my work a lot beter if i got more sleep but also #i just feel like i cant bc of how much shit i have to do this week TT #bro one of my lectures was cancelled today and i read the announcement on my phone half awake and just whispered #slay to myself lmfao and my roommate was in the room idk if she was asleep / if she heard XD

[jyoongim]

Feel absolutely free to delete this if it makes you uncomfortable but I would like to request human Alastor and a reader with an age gap between them.

Like I mean the reader is of course the age to concent but I like to imagine Alastor (who is canonically in his late thirties/early forties before he died) enjoying hearing reader calling him ‘daddy’ and begging him to put a baby in her.

Again feel free to reject

THINK I NEED SOMEONE OOOLLDDDEEEERRR DUNDUNDUN

Themes: age gap, Alastor is in late 30s, fem!reader, reader is in early 20s, term ‘daddy’ used sexual, slight breeding kink, baby fever, ovulation

Part 2

‘Aint he a bit…old?’

’oh honey the man is practically your father’

’You’re far too young to want to settle with that fossil’

’how do you expect him to raise children?’

’what he couldn’t find a woman his own age? Robbing the cradle ain’t he?’

Sometimes you’re a little wary of letting people meet your husband. Especially when he was 15 years older than you, a mere 23 year old.

Yes Alastor was a bit older than you, but you didn’t mind. 

You rather enjoyed having someone who has experienced the world a little and would happily provide for you.

The gossip about the two of you always gnawed at your nerves, but you didn’t care, not when he treated you like a princess. 

 Alastor gave you any and everything you needed and wanted, so to hell with the whispers.

As of late, you have been having baby fever. You swore your insides tingle when you are engaged with a child. Your ovaries screaming to have a little bundle of your own to care for.

It didn’t help you’re ovulating…and your husband was looking like he would make the best father for your kids.

The two of you were out in town shopping, when you spotted the cutest baby set. You tugged his arm, to gain his attention to the display in the window. “Darlin what is it?” He asked as you excitedly squealed. You turned to him, lips pouty and giving him your best puppy eyes as you pointed to the display “oh can we get it? Pleeeaaassseee baby. C’mon wont you buy it for me?” You wrapped your arms around his neck, hands dancing lightly along his neck as you pressed your lips to the corner of his.

You knew how to work him that’s for sure.

Alastor hummed tilting his head as he mulled it over. He could never tell you ‘no’, even if it was ridiculous. He ran a thumb over your bottom lip, cock twitching in his trousers as you playfully bit it. “You are a little minx you know that?” He sighed, letting you drag him into the store.

“But why do you want baby clothes dear?” he genuinely asked, looking at the displays on a wall as you wrapped your arms around his waist. 

You nipped at his ear, tugging the soft flesh cooing into his ear, voice soft and innocent “Because we're gonna need it when I have your baby. Wont you like that? To put a baby in me? Your baby. I think you’ll make a great Daddy. Dont you think daddy?” You purred making the tall man quickly pay for the clothes and drag you out the store, making you giggle.

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"fuuuck, d-don't stop. Ah!" you moan as his cock rams into your pussy, feeling the stretch. His cock is going deep inside of your body, hitting the spongy nerve over and over, making you gush more around his already slicer-covered cock. Alastor’s fingers find your puffy, throbbing clit and he rubs it n tune with speed of his thrusts. Your eyes roll deep inside of your skull as you let out high pitched moans and whines. For once, Alastor is loud, groaning and cursing at the tightness of your pussy.  It’ll never not amaze him that no matter how many times he fucks you, you're always so tight, like you were made just for him.

"gonna cum inside f-fuck baby I’m gonna fill you up so much" he grunts you, kissing your shoulder as he angled his thrusts so he hits your sweet spot. you whine, you're so close, you arched your back to take the impact of his thrust deep into you.

"Oh fuck oo-Oh fuck ah ah ah Ha!f-fuck Al! I-im cumming! Oh god! Yes!" you cry out, toes curling as you push your ass back onto his cock. You mewled as clear liquid squirted out of you and made a mess of the bed. That alone with your cunt fluttering had his cock twitch and his release soon approaches.

"you want my babies? Huh? You gonna let me fuck a baby in you darlin?" he asks you, eyes fixated on his cock disappearing into the creamy mess that was your cunt. You babbled nonsense as your body tries to recover from your orgasm and twitching from overstimulation.

Alastor tugged your hair back, redirecting your attention as his cock slotted into you over and over. “You gotta use you words baby. C’mon what do you want from Daddy?” He grinned feeling your cunt clench.

You sobbed as you felt a finger in your ass, another orgasm raking through you “c-cum. I want your cum inside me. Please! Daddy please put a baby in me! i want to have your babies just please”

Alastor hummed as you cummed again, he laughed "Cant believe I made you cum without my tongue first. But don’t worry, ill give you that too, after I fuck my cum in your pussy. We want it to take don’t we? Yeeeaaa we do. C’mon baby take it take my cum, let me fuck a baby into you.” 

A harsh thrust had you see white and he slammed his lips on yours as his hips shuddered against your ass, cock twitching as he emptied his balls into you.

He sighed as he curled you into his chest, cock still buried inside you. He kissed your sweaty forehead, smiling  “You’ll make such a beautiful momma baby. I can’t wait to have several little ones running about” 

You tilted your head slightly “you want more than one?”

Alastor’s smile deepened “Oh you didn’t think I would stop at just one did you?”

Your cunt fluttered, making him laugh “seems we agree perfectly”

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #alastor x reader #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel fanfiction #jyoongim #alastor x y/n #alastor smut #alastor hazbin hotel #daddy k!nk #human alastor x reader

[thestarsarebrightertonight]

thats that me espresso!! // theodore nott x fem reader

playlist: espresso - sabrina carpenter

summary : theodore nott hasnt slept in days, and it was for one reason only. (or one person)

fluff , hufflepuff reader , y/n , short

lucky girl syndrome!! (another theo fic) masterlist

rubbing his eyes wearily , theodore nott poked at his breakfast , feeling the eyes of concerened friends burning into him.

"what?" he asked blankly finally looking up at his friends.

"theo is something wrong?" lorenzo asked with genuine concern snaking through his face and tone.

"yes something- no someone is wrong!" theodore said angrily as he dropped his fork , "i have not slept well for days!"

"why?" draco asked , not really that bothered by theodores insomnia , just wanting to get the tired vibe out of the friendgroup.

"because..beacause!" he started before pausing each time , finally sighing and saying in a hushed voice ,"her!"

his whisper shout and eyes staring into the distance made the whole friend group follow his eyeline , landing on a hufflepuff girl talking to her friends , y/n.

"stop staring!" he said loudly making the whole group turn back to him , drawing their eyes away from the girl , eventhough theodore himself didnt look away.

"y/n? what has she done?" lorenzo asked , confused why his hufflepuff friend would be causing theodore struggle.

"great , of course youre on a first name basis with her!" theodore seethed in jealousy finally tearing his eyes away from your smiling face , "shes not really....done anything.. God i dont know shes like an espresso , i cant look at her without getting a burst of energy! and i cant stop thinking about her its keeping me up all fucking night!!"

the group watched as theodore ranted , exchanging knowing looks before pansy decided to speak up , "theodore dont get angry with that poor girl , its not her fault you like her!"

"how could i ever get angry with her," theodore muttered and stopped talking , until matteos laugh filled the short silence , "what are you laughing at dickhead!" theodore snapped , assuming matteo was laughing at him.

"oh nothing im just laughing at diggory trying to chat up your girl," matteo smirked watching everyone frantically look back to the hufflepuff girl , only to see that she was still sat and talking with her friends , cedric no where to be seen.

theodore , who had stood up in a panic smacked matteo on the back of the head and angrily snapped at the laughing boy, "shut up man not funny."

"sorry , sorry youre really gulible ," matteo laughed to himself , draco smirking at the two.

"i shoudlve never told you lot ," theodore grumbled himself , going back to poking his food.

"dont be like that theo , just a bit of fun , " blaise smirked as theodore threw him an angry look.

"no but seriously theodore , you cant let yourself be exhausted because of a girl" pansy said.

"shes not just a girl , shes nice and funny and beautiful and!-... im pathetic," theo sighed in frustration and ran a hand through his curls.

"im done with all this sappy , annoying shit , go ask her to hogsmeade or ill do it. and trust me i wont rest until she falls in love with me, " draco warned , attempting at making his friend confess.

"DONT!" theodore shouted at him , immediatly letting embrassment sink in as everyone , including you, turned to look at him, "ill....do it"

lorenzo and pansy spoke words of encouragment as the petrified boy rose from the table , draco , matteo and blaise forgetting the whole ordeal and discussing quidditch instead.

once theodore was far enough from the table pansy turned to enzo , "why is that the most emotion ive ever seen out of him in our whole lifelong friendship?"

"dunno , hufflepuffs are really effective i guess," enzo shrugged before they both skipped to another conversation and started eating again.

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theodore walked towards your table with a confident stride , stopping behind you and sliding in next to you on the bench , close enough to the point that your bodies were pressed togther. as you jumped in suprise theo gave you a flirty smile and stared you dead in the eye.

"hi theodore , can i help you?" you asked wearily , glancing away from him and at your confused friends for a split second.

"yes, you can ," thedore smirked , "how about hogsmeade , this weekend , you and me?"

you physically paused as your mouth hung open , this was the second time you had ever talked to theodore nott and he was suddenly asking you out??!

"oh um....yeah - yeah sure id love to" you gave him a smile , a little cautious and very much confused.

"great , see you then beautiful ,"he winked, planting a kiss on your cheek before slipping out of the bench and confidently walking back to the slytherin table.

you looked at your friends with deep confusion, before going on to watch theo walk away , whilst your friends yapped about how hot he is.

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"so how was it?" pansy asked theodore as he sat down.

he quickly dropped his confident , cool face and let a wide grin bless his features , "perfect!!! she said yes! i walked up and acted real calm and collected ,and she didnt know i was nervous at all!!"

pansy and lorenzo smiled at him as the other boys just ignored him , uninterested. "thats great theo! so are you gonna be able to sleep now?" enzo laughed.

"like a baby." theodore grinned.

#harry potter #theodore nott x reader #theodore nott #theo nott #harry potter x reader #slytherin #hufflepuff #draco malfoy #lorenzo berkshire #pansy parkinson #blaise zabini #matteo riddle #x reader #theodore nott x y/n #espresso #sabrina carpenter #fanfic

[inamagicalhallucination]

headcanon atsushi’s ability the tiger does not know what to do when it likes someone

like in general atsushi is bad with knowing what to do with the ppl he likes and showing affection -- like he tries to mimic others but he himself is still working on something that feels natural if that makes sense

but the tiger

the tiger is far worse becuz the only positive thing it can associate with positive emotions is food so every time it gets closer to the full moon the tiger starts whispering in the back of his mind that he should eat dazai and kunikida

then kyouka and junichiro

and ranpo and yosano and fukuzawa and kenji and naomi and haruno

at first atsushi panics (naturally) worries he’s a cannibal, thinks the tiger hates the agency, panics more, especially after dead apple when he and the tiger gained an understanding of each other and he realized that the tiger was protecting him so he’s like why r u trying to kill the agency members

but gradually he realizes that actually the tiger just doesn’t know how to deal with positive emotions and yeah

anyway:

atsushi: dazai-san is so nice to me :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: we should eat him

atsushi: NO????

//

kunikida, patting atsushi’s head: good job on ur report atsushi

the tiger: use his arm against him and eat him

kunikida: atsushi u look weird are u feeling unwell

atsushi: hahaha dont worry about no weird thoughts here hahahaha

//

atsushi, literally just working:

the tiger: the small candy one eats a lot of sugar. he would taste sweet. Eat him.

atsushi: NO??????????????

ranpo, looking up: i’ve actually always wondered what i would taste like-

//

and so on

is this incredibly dumb? yes but is it also funny, yes

atsushi realizes he likes akutagawa because at some point when he spots him the tiger immediately starts wondering what he’d taste like

atsushi, sees akutagawa: oh there’s that basta-

the tiger: i bet he’d taste really nice

atsushi:

atsushi: oh 

atsushi: oh no

//

akutagawa: how did you figure out you liked me?

atsushi: i couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d taste like

akutagawa, blushing: oh-

atsushi: yeah it was insane how much the tiger wanted to kill and eat u

akutagawa, slightly confused and horrified: oh-

//

eventually as atsushi learns to deal with his feelings so does the tiger but unfortunately it’s still an animal so its more like

atsushi: dazai’s so nice :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: lets hunt a deer for him 

atsushi: no??????????????

//

kunikida, petting atsushi’s hair: good job on the job atsushi

atsushi, not thinking about what he’s saying: kunikida i like u so much should i kill a bear for u?

kunikida, slightly confused, slightly flattered: uhh no???????

//

atsushi, at the store: lemme just get something for kyouka-

the tiger: we shall hunt until we find something suitabl-

atsushi: no.

//

atsushi: im sorry i transformed last night, snuck out of ur place, hunted down a goose, broke back in, left it in the living room table, and then climbed on top of u, still a tiger, and then fell asleep and only transformed back now, after u had to use rashomon to get tiger me off u 

akutagawa, dead tired: yeah i don’t know what the appropriate response is but ur cleaning the bloo-

akutagawa: wait wtf do u mean theres a dead goose in the living room

atsushi: do u not like goose :(

akutagawa: that is NOT the issue here

//

yeah

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[miikapie]

just thinking ab Geto with a crybaby s/o (nsfw)

hi, this is my first time posting on here :33 idk if it'll be the last. i js wrote this when i got bored while studying. i love geto sm guys hes such a sweetheart

warnings:.. dacryphilia (reader cries during the deed), a little bit of infantilisation?, sweet geto hehehee,also slightly out of character geto? idk, missionary, really bad fuckin grammar dont come at me... anything else to put here uhhh js tell me //mdni.// NSFW UNDER THE CUT!

"mmm...missed this..i missed you.."

his hips rolled slowly into you, his hands smoothing over your thighs he hiked onto his shoulders. at this point, you guys have been going at it for a long while; you've orgasmed more times than you care to count (5 times) but ofcourse, because of geto and his crazy stamina, youve been folded on the bed for atleast an hour. he came home from a particularly long and difficult mission and just..needed you. so bad.

he coos sweet nothings into your ears as he always did, kissing at your neck with the occasional groan. the pace he set was so gentle, his tip kissed your cervix with every languid push and pull through your walls.

"you're so sweet...so good to me baby.." he whispers, the sticky noises of your arousal filling the quiet room

you always found moments like this with suguru to be perfect. just him and you, together, where the rest of the world didn't matter. but for some reason today, just something about it all was just so sensual and at the perfect pace..

with his head buried in the crook of your neck, his hand travelled from your waist to your cheek. what he didn't expect to feel was a trail of ..tears?

funny thing is you didn't even realise it. you had your eyes closed and your head buried into the silk pillow beneath you. you were completely immersed in the pleasure, and didnt notice the fat tears rolling down your face.

his pace slows to a stop and looked into your eyes. you thought the way his long hair cascaded over his shoulders made him look so beautiful..especially now. you looked up at him through teary eyes. he looked worried

"hey...is everything okay?" a frown was shown on his face, as he cupped your cheeks and wiped away your tears. "did i hurt you? you're cryin.."

you sniffled subconsciously, your hands placed over his. you smiled sheepishly and look away. "i.. I didn't even notice" he kissed your forehead sweetly, his facial expressions show he finally understood what was going on.

with one hand on your waist again he started rocking his hips, earning a soft cry of satisfaction from you. "fu-fuck.."

"you feel so good you're crying? ..baby.. you're flattering me..." his coy smile appears as he looked into your eyes, watching your expression twist and turn. it was, almost sinister "i wanna see this expression more often....such a crybaby.."

there was something about that new petname he gave you, the way it rolled of his tongue so sweetly, that made your walls flutter around him. he groaned a little, his pace slow and unfaltering. he gripped onto your waist. " you like that? being called a little crybaby?"

your hips bucked into him and you mewl, loudly. "s-stop, dont embarrass me..suguru.." his hips began snapping into you faster as a response.. another tear falls down your face but this time he kisses it away.

" 's not embarrassing..im into it. keep crying. in return ill keep you all nice and stuffed, how about that?"

thanks for reading HAHA

#geto x reader #geto smut