#and cmon more smp content

[infizero]

i think the popular c!dream ships (c!dnf and c!drunz) are way more interesting if you look at them thru the lens of c!dream being a terrible dangerous toxic person but unfortunately the majority of ppl making that content seem to be c!dream apologists so. 😔

#THERES SO MUCH WASTED POTENTIAL IT MAKES ME SAD #GUYS. CMON. HES DESTROYING HIMSELF AND HURTING EVERYONE AROUND HIM IN THE PROCESS AND HE DOESNT CARE #cdream's whole thing is cutting off his attachments and the focus is that HE DOES NOT CARE!!!!! #its not like hes hurting over it and feeling guilty NO!!!!! HE ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF HE LITERALLY FEELS NO GUILT OVER CUTTING OFF ALL HIS #FRIENDS AND HURTING THEM HE DOES NOT CARE!!!!!!! #and that could be SOOOOO INTERESTING when applied to how someone like that would function in a relationship #cdream would be a TERRIBLE PARTNER and i need more fucking content about that instead of just treating them like normal ships #serena.txt #this might get me flayed alive if i main tag it but yknow what. i fear no man #dream smp

[zeta-in-de-walls]

The real twist will be if Tommy actually does stream for the third day in a row.

#tommyinnit #i miss my streamer! #could he be back? #i believe in him but he's also lied to me about streaming before #aaah don't think we've had a stream three days in a row since like sam nook #and cmon more smp content

[electracraft]

imo dream should be a guest on an episode of the very really good podcast. for no reason just cause i want to see it. i know that this is probably not achievable since he’s not a commentary youtuber and i don’t know what he would talk about (i doubt that speedrunning discourse is covered on that podcast lol) but up until a few months ago i also would have thought that kurtis playing minecraft regularly would be impossible, so you know. the night changes. please kurtis think of the clout

#this is actually the first step #to get dream whitelisted on the baddie smp #ugh why aren’t my streamers a little more clout chasers #cmon once you made a song about mine.craft you're a part of the community. you deserve to branch out in there #also unrelated but i hate that i have to remember to censor words in the tags now so this post doesn't show up in the tags sdffgfmdxfmug #but seriously. i think it would be interesting dream content. cause whenever he goes on another channel he gets interviewed and stuff #and it's cool but like. we already know all that lol #so we would see him in a context where he can share his opinions about smth he usually wouldn't talk about. like how fuckable is a creeper

[zepmo]

@ whatever dreams account is : give us patches content

#tbh who cares he has a account #just give us patches content #“omg dream has tumblr #yea yea whatever yk what else he has #patches #cmon dream #don’t be greedy green boi #patches : girl boss #dream : gatekeep #in conclusion : give us more patches content #dream smp #mcyt #dsmp #dream was taken #dreamwastaken

[smallishbabes]

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#love how his priorities are “must make money and make videos” and we’re like “techno go back to sleep. you have a life threatening disease”

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

People keep wishing Techno to come back to mcc and honestly, I don’t really care if he does come back. Like Techno manages to make every mcc he participates in into an amazing one, regardless of his placement. The buildmart strat, his 1v3 in survival games, his 1v3 in sky battle, him winning hitw twice, killing people in bingo, his ace race records, his dodgebolt eliminations, his fast parkour tags, his fast tgttos rounds, and his kills in rocket spleef. Three games were literally changed b/c of him (bingo, hitw, and buildmart). He’s one of the top 3 players of mcc. He manages to work really well under pressure along with guiding his team from time-to-time. He keeps a positive attitude and uplifts his team when stuff doesn’t go their way. He’s a wonderful competitor, and it’s no wonder people want to team with him or straight up admire him from afar. Of course I fucking miss him too. I love his performances on mccp21, mcc8, mcc9, and mcc10. I rewatched them at least three times. But seeing the current environment, I understand why he would step away. At least this way, he can just chill with us watching his friends play and leave a vacant spot for a new player to join mcc. I know watching Techno is hella fun and exciting and the potential matchups we could have if he joined would’ve been great, but I totally get it. He left a good legacy behind him in mcc. It’s not fun for me if he’s not having fun. If he ever decides to join again, great, if he never does, also great. I’ll support him either way.

581 notes • Posted 2021-07-26 03:06:43 GMT

#4

When SBI meet up, I hope they pose for a picture but crop it so only Techno’s elbow would show. Or have it so he’s doing a thumbs up in front of the camera while the rest pose in front since we’ve seen his hands before. I’m just saying, he doesn’t have to face reveal. We can get more elbow content through this cmon I’m impatient for that 10 mil elbow reveal.

738 notes • Posted 2021-09-08 02:09:14 GMT

#3

@toktopus-art I love your Sneeg you made him so cute. Another amazing animatic thank you

898 notes • Posted 2021-10-09 17:06:05 GMT

#2

I find it so funny how Technoblade has a persona of a bloodlust warrior who has years of experience winning competitions and training himself to become better than the best. A scary strategist whose always 20 steps ahead and always comes out on top no matter the cost. Each move made carefully thought out but also being able to be efficient in a fight-or-flight situation even when he’s outnumbered. When in actuality, he’s just a tall, anxious, ADHD nerd who plays Minecraft. He never leaves the house, he has a bad cough, doesn’t work out, hates confrontation, and doesn’t have a healthy diet (consists of mostly takeout I think correct me if I’m wrong). The dude would lose a fight 100%. I don’t doubt how smart he is. He aced multiple AP tests despite not taking them, the potato war, buildmart mcc 7, mcu, and had a good gpa (I think it was a 3.9 again correct me if not). Then you get a story about his experience in Midwest and how he didn’t think it was that cold, his entire lack of self-awareness during mcc 9 sky battle, and didn’t realize the leaf blower man comes only on Saturdays until mcc 10. He has his moments of being a dumbass. Techno is always making fun of his friends in the form of cyberbullying, is a big sellout, and acts very aloof with his fans. However, you hear stories from people like Sophietexas, Phil, Niki, and Bad saying how much of a sweet and considerate guy he is off-camera. And he puts in the effort to use fanart in his videos and comment on fan music and animations. The disparity between his reputation vs how his personality is so funny to me b/c of how ridiculous it is. And it’s one of the many reasons why I stan him.

1580 notes • Posted 2021-07-02 23:17:03 GMT

#1

Okay guys you don’t understand. Technoblade never leaves his house and also he’s immunocompromised atm. And he always puts asides plans or ideas to meet up. Phil has mentioned before that he wanted to meet up Techno in Vidcon and Twitchcon and he was like “ehh” about it. Like he never went to any conventions. He has never met up with anyone from YT. Not even Cxlxvxn, Tapl, Skeppy, or like anyone he’s known for like 4 years. The fact he went out of his way and met up with Phil irl. Specifically Phil. His roleplay buddy in DSMP, his co-leader of the Antarctic empire, his week 10 partner from mcm. (Edit: who he plays hours of tf2 at whatever am with, whose mcc streams he always watches, who he always raids after his streams) Someone he can talk with for hours on stream to the point he forgot he was streaming. Like I’m so glad it was Phil. My emerald duo heart 💚

1649 notes • Posted 2021-10-19 19:50:02 GMT

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#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #well that means I didn’t tags some of the posts I made as mine oops so I gotta go back later and fix that #also I’m glad my top posts still sum up my thoughts lol #seeing how I made this blog in june it makes sense why it’s like this #arah post

[foryouthegays]

techno liveblog w timestamps lets go for ‘a new home (dream SMP)’ stream

good laugh times: 00:13:50, 00:14:55, 1:38:45, ik it doesnt look like a lot but like u should watch the stream anyway bc philzas there and his laugh is amazing and they just go so well together

times techno calls phil his friend: 00:6:00 00:37:00, 00:45:17, 0:1:09:30, 01:11:15, 01:26:35, 01:50:05, 2:35:00

FSDJKFAF;LS HE KEPT THE MUTED INTRO IN JHKADFLS (ends at 00:1:25)

i like how, when faced with Leaving Youtube, techno would choose to be an author. i want a book by techno. reblog this if u want a book by techno (with an audiobook by him as well) /hj. 00:1:33

i love how he says ehhhhhh so much lskjhdfas (abt 2 mins in) 

who the FUCK just remembers that the word fortuitous exists wtf 00:5:17

00:7:45 PHILZA TIME PHILZA TIME LETS GO

00:8:55 tommy time :/

0:14:10 rANBOO JUST WALKS IN, LOOKS AROUN ,AND LEA VE SIM CRYING 

i love how much philza laughs at technos jokes bc pretty much everything he says IS a joke he just says it in such a serious voice that p much everyone else is like,,,yeah,,,,yup,,,,and phil just knows when hes joking and his laugh is so good with technos voice. sbi? whos that? i only know philza and technoblade

00:19:30 ghostbur joins! this is my first time hearin ghostbur btw

00:19:40 haha string axe technos so bad at crafting what a fool /j

00:21:07 ghostbur: “Even I remember how to make a fishing rod!” ghostbur u just MURDERED technoblade oh my god im gonna scream hgjdfksla i love ghostbur so much

00:23:55: GHOSTBUR NO!! DON’T DIE YOU’LL BECOME A DOUBLE GHOST!!!! -technoblade 2020

00:24:55 technoblade neva lies -guys he almost did the technoblade neva dies ahh!!!!!

i havent heard anyone talk about this but techno has a dedicated roleplay voice. like listen to him talk to tommy at 00:25:08. his voice gets more even, he uses names a lot more often (seriously, listen to his theseus speech. he says tommy so often, its incredible.), and his voice gets,,,,deeper? not deeper but smoother, in a way, and he repeats what he says for emphasis instead of humor. and his voice is louder, and he seems more assertive. 

00:27:30 philza: where we goin, by the way? techno: to our- to my new home. 

techno cmon let phil live w u wed get so much more content cmonn

00:28:50 the fact that he calls the manhunt theme “dream music” makes me laugh so hard. and then his version of it,,,,,m love he (also he sings it here and at  01:14:20)

00:35:10 why is ranboo so cryptic im-

why does he just casually know the word sentry wh at i hate him 00:39:45

this is the worst sentence (structurally) ive ever heard techno say im gonna cry 00:49:33 ‘im too busy thinkin of new ideas to sleep so i could actually execute them’ and tubbos *oh?* after is just hdsfgkjlka

LKSJDHFJK 00:51:49

00:54:30

techno: thats one of dreams powers, he can just stop the rain

tubbo, quietly: like jesus!

i love them sm dsfhkjla they kept going but i jus gdfhjksa jesus has op

techno @ being the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans: haha funnie!!

techno @ having fun w religious stuff: i wILL BE CANCELLED NO-

00:58:10 “hey if ur [ghostbur]  a ghost, do instant damage potions heal you now?” “...no,, they hurt me still :(” DSIULZKJHFSLKFJH 

01:04:00 his brother named the cow bob im- aww 

also he has a fanart wall again!!!

01:09:30 “phil, you’re the only friend i have left in this world.” aWWWWW HE GAVE HIM THE COMPASS 

“dont smoke, it’s a joke” -technoblade 01:14:15

ROLEPLAY SPEECH VOICE IS BACK AT 1:16:10 “they pillage my base for everything i’m worth, they use me for the revolution, but oooOOOoo i took a pickaxe with his consent? oOOOooOo i’m a thief!”

holy shit 01:17:15 “you know what, phil? for you, the world, alright? it’s fine.” oH MY GOD HHHHGHG (context, right before they were arguing bc phil took some blocks from his base and techno thought that when he said phil could take anything he meant from the chests)

the COMIDY of that villager coming in and sleeping while techno was readin donos at 01:22:05 RIGHT AFTER phil freaked out abt inturruptin his dono readin im SFDHKJLA:

techno talkin bout the winstreak and how he wont be able to live up to that sort of playin at 01:22:30ish is super important and ill transcribe it tomorrow, but if u can id highly rec watchin it. 

01:24:20 “[readin dono] what’s your favorite movie? uh, the princess bride is pretty good” techno ily that movie rocks also he said it so fast like hes ashamed of it noo

techno says no to canon ranboo son btw! 01:25:30

01:25:55 “i wasnt in that story, therefore it doesnt matter” all of technoblr be like 

01:37:49 is great lemmie transcribe

“how have you still not gotten a second monitor?? holy shit.”

“let me tell you something. and im only telling you this because i know that so many people in the chat are gonna be furious. so i recently realized- i think the second monitor can just be any ol’ monitor, right? you literally just plug it in, and its set up? well i mean you have to turn on some settings, but like, thats it, or something?”

“yeah,,,,, uh techno you fuckin destroyed my chat, by the way, oh my god, [earlier techno told his viewers to twitch prime philza] there has been like 40 primes just flying through”

“yeahhh twitch prime!!! twitch prime philza yeahh!!! so anyways the other day, i like, i looked to my left, and realized that my old monitor has been like, five feet away from where i sit and stream for the last three years?”

“oh my god...”

“so i- i literally do not have to leave my room to set up a second monitor and i havent. and i’m still usin my laptop for this stream.

“is this gonna be one of those situations where you like, you have a thing, you just refuse to do the thing?”

“listen, my desk is-

“yOU STILL HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE!!!”

“AHHHH I HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE! I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY MCC COIN! DUDE I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBER PLAQUE! ITS STILL THERE RIGHT BEHIND ME! ITs sTILL IN THE BOX! i never made a video on it....”

“bruhhhhh [philza laughs] thats FREE VIEWS what are you doing??”

“ill open it at 8 mil :/.”

“you could LITERALLY make a video of you just like, throwing it off a wall, and then thumbing up, like doing a thumbs up, and then that would be it. 10 seconds. ten seconds. thumb and elbow in shot. [laughs]”

techno is such a disaster i love him

01:34:18 the way techno says “tommy, that statement has NEVER been true” i dont like sayin i simp for block men but GOD sometimes his voice is nicer than usual hhhgn

“man i sure wish tommyinnit was in this stream” -nobody ever (just after previous timestamp)

01:40:15 is fuckin hilarious and im actually crying oh my god techno just says things and says them well with a completely straight face how does he do it

i cannot WAIT until theres a president w the last/first name andy so we can say president andy and think abt technoblade

IM CRIASDNGUSFHD 01:44:38 PHILZA LOOK OUT LOOK OUT PHILZA  LSKJDAFJASD;LKF

i love when techno talks abt his vids. like u can tell he puts a lot of thought into the vids (esp these ones) and like at 01:47:00 he talks abt the “I DIDNT PUT DEAPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS, FUNDY!” and how its just that creepin realization that you were doomed from the start and how he made the armor, he isnt intimidated by the netherite bc he didnt enchant it all the way and only he knows that,,, and i just,,,hgg he

he reveals that hes writin the next arc at 01:48:00: “oh, speakin of arcs, chat, i’m writing the next arc. so, you know. hope nothin bad happens in two weeks, chat!” IM SO EXCITED like he clearly has his character fleshed out and is SO good at writing and retellin history im so so excited to see where he takes it AHHHH and also taht means he might stream more bc he might make his character more important (keep in mind this is the guy who wrote self insert hypixel fanfics. he has no shame in puttin himself first and i respect him so much for it) 

01:51:20 “they’re tryin to get a second customer but they’re riskin their first” is lowkey a good line

has anyone else noticed that techno says wise a lot? like at 01:55:10 he literally says “wise dragon armor” as a joke but like i think he says wise so much BECAUSE of skyblock like hjkfdsla

01:57:30 techno plea se eat 

ok 1:58:45 is hilarious and all but at the end of his ramble he says “come back, i miss you” and lowkey im crying 

techno needs to stop knowing his audience more than we know ourselves im hsfkjda 02:05:25 “the chat’s spammin ‘eat technoblade, eat!’ like they’re not gonna start, like, theyre not gonna get super sad if i ended the stream right now, like theyre not gonna all cry ‘i miss technoblade *sniffs* why- whyd he leave to eat food, why did he listen to our advice noooo’”

02:14:50 NEW VIDEO POGGGG CARL THE HORSE POGGGGGG  NOT A STREAM HIGHLIGHT POGGGGG

02:17:40 “i could start a potato farm out here to show how much ive changed” techno last time u made a potato farm u started an entire war that lasted a year that does NOT say calm and retired to me lskgdfjagsldj

02:23:00 why does techno just reference greek mythology so much. makin me scared for his arc. 

also he talks abt smp earth a lot in this stream i love it so much

i also just. love?? how much sbi respect tommy like they bully him but when talkin bout him they just have so much respect for how much work he puts into youtube and i just,,,,hgnn they r friends 

02:33:13 sbi streamer house lets go cmon

02:34:15 “i think if i streamed every day i could keep up” on one hand YE S  but on the ohter oh god techno no we have to keep up tho

hearing techno say “violence isnt the answer” is so scary  02:35:40

02:37:30 technosneeze 

hiS BROTHER SENT HIM 46 DISCORD MESSAGES SFKDJLFLKASF 2:49:25 i love his end screen so much hes just sadness,,,,retirement,,,t,echnoblade,,,the government is going to fall on its own due to lack of organization and ideals,,,,,,subscribe,,,,,sadness,,,,,also 2:50:45 is making me laugh so hard its just sad music and technos like??? whys phil in my house drinking milk????? 

overall, fantastic stream, if ya want some chill techno philza content i highly recommend. 

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