#and canon I’m pretty sure

[watermelonsloth]

The push and pull of “relationships can be very affectionate and still be platonic” and “those are the gayest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen”.

#sasunaru #narusasu #sns #inotan #tanzen #inozen #inotanzen #kagehina #douwata #homumado #kyosaya #I’m pretty sure douwata and the Madoka Magica ships are just canon though #kunikidazai #inosaku #sakuino #juukimi #juusasu #karmagisa #Noe x Vanitas #I don’t know their ship name #kazurei #fafiya #killugon #leopika #renga #matchablossom #zolu #spideypool #superbat #chaipunk

[sherbetyy]

yea !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#double standers fr #i wanted to change the text jason to red guy but i think it’s funnier if duck just calls him some random ass name #like who tf is jason #actually i’m pretty sure it’s canonically a random picture of a shoe the have ok #just remembered……..good job me…………. #duck x red guy #dhmis #duck dhmis #red guy #duck guy #duck #dhmis fanart #fluffybird #my art #don’t hug me i’m scared #bless my heart i cannot draw perspective his hand look weird

[viperwhispered]

Rest

Guess what? I've got more Jamil x reader for y'all. You can also find this on ao3. No warnings, just 866 words of kinda fluffy(?) caretaking stuff with gender-neutral reader.

At this point, you know Jamil’s schedule almost as well as he does. So, when you have the chance, you head to Scarabia’s kitchen, hoping to spend some time with Jamil while he and the other students prepare dinner. 

However, when you enter, it takes you but a moment to notice Jamil’s uncharacteristic fumbling and the tired look in his eyes. The way Jamil’s chopping the vegetables has you worried about him cutting himself with that knife he’s usually so adept with, and it seems it’s only force of habit that’s keeping him on track.

You frown, and when your eyes meet Jamil’s, you can already see him put his guard up.

So he knows what state he is in, huh? And still, here he is.

It seems Jamil is reading your thoughts, all of him telling you drop it before any words are even said.

At least he still lets you lean in and give a quick kiss to his cheek in greeting.

“Hello love. Do you still have a lot on your agenda for today?” you ask, keeping your tone low for at least some semblance of privacy in the busy kitchen.

“Nothing I can’t handle,” is the response you get.

Of course.

It takes a little more pestering before Jamil actually answers your question. Your lips purse. That list is far too long to your liking.

You take a moment to think, juggling your own plans and to-do list against the urgency of the things Jamil mentioned.

“Will Kalim be eating from that?” you ask, pointing at the food Jamil is preparing.

“Yes.”

“Alright, I won’t be touching that one, then. I’ve gotta do a few things but I’ll be back when you’re done here.”

“Don’t,” Jamil says with a glare, clearly aware of what you’re thinking.

Yet even his disapproving look doesn’t have the usual weight behind it.

“Yes. I will,” you say firmly, even as your heart curls inwards with another bout of concern.

Really, when did he get so tired?

And how did you not notice it earlier?

You leave the kitchen before Jamil can protest further, hurrying through the dorm corridors to find Kalim.

Soon you have an enthusiastic – and concerned – supporter for your plans. You have Kalim point out a few reliable Scarabia students to help with a few of the most urgent matters Jamil mentioned – cleaning up the common areas, delivering some paperwork to Crowley, preparing some dorm-wide notices – while you see to Kalim getting his school supplies in order for the following day. You even recruit a couple of third years to help Kalim with his homework.

You’ll see to the rest tomorrow – after all, you do also have a boyfriend to look after.

Your conversation over dinner can hardly be called anything else than an argument – despite Kalim’s best attempts at acting as a moderating force between you two. It is very tempting to ask Kalim to tell Jamil to take the rest of the day off – it’s not like Jamil would be willing to openly disobey a direct order. Still, you really don’t need to remind Jamil of his position on top of everything else that you’re already doing more or less against his wishes.

Eventually, however, Jamil’s had a square meal, the most urgent things on his to-do list are being taken care of, and you’ve managed to drag him to his bed.

“I really wish you wouldn’t push yourself so hard,” you murmur, your arms wrapped tightly around Jamil. You’re telling yourself you really do just want to cuddle, to offer some respite to Jamil. Still, there might also be a part of you worried that if you were to let go, he’d just jump up and get back to working himself to the bone.

Yet, for all his protestations, just the fact that you’ve gotten Jamil to lay down with you speaks volumes of his current exhaustion.

“I can’t just leave my duties, albi. You know this.”

“Making yourself too indispensable, is what you’re doing,” you protest.

Oh, you know it’s not so simple. Not with his background, not with all the expectations and assumptions.

But sometimes you really wish it would be.

Jamil merely scoffs in response to your words.

Still, it is undeniable that he is slowly beginning to relax in your arms, slowly bringing his head closer to yours. His eyes are starting to flutter, too.

“I will still need to help Kalim with his homework, at the very least.”

You wonder who he is trying to convince more, you or himself.

“Amin and Khalil are helping him. They’re basically top of their classes, aren’t they? I’m sure they’ve got it.”

Still, Jamil frowns.

You sigh. He really is not letting go, is he?

“Do you want me to go supervise?” you ask.

And leave you, unsaid yet hanging there right after your words.

“Don’t,” Jamil eventually says, the word barely more than a breath.

It seems he has accepted his fate.

You softly caress Jamil’s hair, listening to his softening breathing.

And when you wake up, wholly unaware of having been lulled to sleep in the first place, it’s to the lightest of touches from Jamil’s fingers.

Tagging @diodellet @twstgo @crystallizsch @jamilvapologist @jamilsimpno69 as per request If you'd like to be tagged for any future works, let me know!

#twisted wonderland #jamil viper #twisted wonderland x reader #jamil viper x reader #woop it sure has been quite the burst of creative energy lately #especially since this has apparently been sitting in my drafts since last august #but now you have it #I certainly can’t promise to keep up with this rate of writing (in fact I can promise I won't) but hey let's enjoy it while it lasts #and yes I’m hopping on the “jamil using arabic terms of endearment” train #I’ve read so many fics doing that that at this point it feels more natural than english ngl #even if english would probably be more canonical #also is it a *good* way to go about it to just pretty much just force someone to rest like this? probably not #is it sometimes the only way to get stubborn people to stop for a bit? perhaps #and is it something I might do? #...possibly #also oh boy can you tell that I'm avoiding jamil's dialogue like the plague lately? #I really need to reread so much of his stuff to get a hang of his voice again #(also if you notice typos pls tell me because they always bug me) #(or other wonkiness because I'm not a native speaker and sometimes things just go silly) #anyways hope y'all enjoy!

[mistylakeee]

Just remembered that Kaz and Inej canonically have signals they give one another. I want to know them all. Are their signals more hand gestures or more facial maneuvers? Do they tug on their ear twice? Smooth their eyebrow? How did they come up with them? Cuz everything I’m thinking of is hilarious.

#kanej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows #their canon signal was right before the ice court when that jurda geisha attacked #I’m pretty sure that’s what happened #I cant remember #something like that #anyways #did they stay up late one night coming up with signals #did they argue over what signal should be what #these are the questions that plague my thoughts

[sciderman]

spider-man and the fantastic four #4

#doubly funny because I’m pretty sure Johnny is canonically older than Pete by like a few months to a year #sci talks comics #at least that seems to be the general consensus in fanon but I actually don’t know if it’s based on anything in canon #save for the fact that Johnny got his powers before peter does. does that mean anything? hey comic nerd side of tumblr #do we know if Johnny is canonically older. I need experts on this immediately. #I think I’ll always hc Johnny as older it feels right. #it’s also another thing for peter to be slightly mad about for no real reason.

[foursaints]

nothing against the oc-ification of marauders gen but hitting everyone with a fleshed out view of their favorites with oc accusations is a crime against my wizard academic intelligentsia with a masters in having delusions about stupid media… every single opinion about barty crouch jr can be sourced to the text if you’re wearing death-of-the-author googles and engaged in finnegan’s wake levels of insanity about incomprehensible subtext & trying to reconfigure every minute excerpt into a larger guiding framework of motifs and analysis. it’s ‘art as technique’ viktor shklovsky 1917… there are no ocs in sight we’re returning the Bartyness to the Barty.

#got no excuses for evan rosier though. um well actually uh that one sentence about him was Very Rich #‘making the stone stony’ no. making the bartemius barty #i’m pretty sure i could come up with a 5 page paper on the canonical basis for his dick being huge if i tried hard enough

[moondal514]

Thinking about the hilarity of Luo Binghe getting the same treatment by the SVSSS fandom that Liu Qingge gets in-universe by the PIDW fandom

#you know #fandom makes him buff and brawny for no reason even though the text calls him a pretty boy #I’m sure this has been pointed out before but I’m thinking about it again cuz of svfe’s post about Binghe’s canon body type #I’m not saying I hate buff!Binghe cuz I definitely don’t #but like the prevalence of it annoys me #svsss #moonie posting

[hiimcanadia]

For the record ofmd s2 is going to air and we’re all going to be reminded that this is a romcom and it’s not going to be nearly as tragic and complex and heartbreaking as we’ve been theorizing and I’m STILL going to love all the tragic and complex post-s1 fanfics and I’m going to keep rereading my favourite ones long after the series is over

#i LOVE going back and rereading old fics/metas/theories from important periods in a fandom #i do this all the time w/ tma I especially love reading old stuff that was written during act 3 of s5 bc everything was so FUN!!! #even for this fandom I found a fic one time that I’m pretty sure was written before blackbonnet went canon but it was so cute! #and so fascinating to read!! #anyway ily fandom writers of all genres sweet dreams 💕💕💕 #2pm in the morning #ofmd #our flag means death

[jamoncitofail]

Okay, okay. But... what if only one person at a time can know that they are part of an anime, and that's why most of the time only Saiki talks to the audience but there are characters (mostly Kaidou) who do it sometimes too.

This occurred to me because I was watching the chapter where Yumehara starts training to lose weight and says something like "the writers don't have any more ideas" and Saiki who is there watching her asks “who is she even talking to?”. So this would make sense (I think [not really]).

(This is on the dub by the way)

#I’m pretty sure Saiki didn’t mean it like *that* but I decided to ignore it to make my little head-canon #i’m delusional #but I’m free #saiki k #kusuo saiki #saiki kusuo no psi nan

[wraithlafitte]

u ever think about how the first girl we hear that dean was serious about (enough to tell her about the life) was named cassie? and then how when they made the sam/ruby romantic duo parallel character for dean they named him castiel? out of allllll possible angel names?

#they made one up that happened to also parallel a previous romantic relationship of dean’s… #but no yeah destiel isn’t real #not canon at alllll #i’m pretty sure someone called castiel ‘cassie’ at some point too like crowley or someone #supernatural #spn #destiel

[teamfortresstwo]

“Peter Lukas gets sent back to the regency era” “Jonathan Sims gets sent back to the regency era” valid points valid points but i raise you

Tim Stoker gets sent back to the regency era

#Timelias #guys c’mon it would be sooo fun #Tim would probably *hate* Elias. Maybe try to take the circus down sooner since #the Grimaldi was first like a thing in the very early 1800s so it could be possible for Tim to just kill Nikola on sight #And I bet Jonah would be so fascinated by him. Like oh my god this man 1) is probably from the future 2) Is HOT AS FUCK 3) has sooo much #knowledge about the fears and FOUR) Can apparently kill the things?? and is confident while doing so?? #Jonah would love him sm #Also while I don’t think Jon or Peter could fix him I firmly believe that Tim 100% could #Like I’m pretty sure it was actually tweeted once that Tim could’ve redeemed Elias by fucking him nasty #but fr though I do think Tim would actually stop him from becoming as bad as he did because while Jon is passive in the voyeuristic sense an #d also and avatar and peter just couldn’t care less about stopping bad things Tim is wholey human and still dedicating himself to taking #action against the fears and *succeeding* and since I think a lot of Jonah magnus’s less than ideal actions stemmed from his feelings of #helplessness in a world out to get him I think that would be a great anchor for him. #Also I’m just super soft for any kind of Timelias sooo <333 #Elias Bouchard #Jonah Magnus #TMA #Tim Stoker #oh also Tim was canonically fascinated by Robert Smirke so he’d probably have some knowledge about the 1700-1800s through osmosis gotten #while researching #the magnus archives

[yuikomorii]

Hottest, prettiest and cutest: which diaboys are this trio?

// Uuh… I’m going to choose two Diaboys for each because oof, it’s just too hard picking just one—

Hottest: Laito, Shu

Prettiest: Ayato, Kou

Cutest: Kanato, Azusa

The rest would fit better in handsome category. xD

#admin #(I’m pretty sure these are the canon answers)

[possible-raccoon]

Um.. so um..

Based on the breaking bad au initially brought to my attention by @u-got-lynks

Also based on this image

#this is my first drawing of light I’m pretty sure 💀 #I can’t stop fucking laughing at this #dr light #sophia light #breaking bad au #scp #I don’t even know that much about canon light #but when you’re compelled to make something like this you simply must. #Walter light #theoretical procyonidae artworks

[sheepie-self-ships]

HAPPY @sunflawyer DAY!! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO U AND UR MANS 🌻🌻

I wanted to make a little surprise drawing :3 hope u like it mayo!!!!

#I have no clue if I’m queuing this to the right time 😭 so hoping praying u see this on the 11th #bc I’m pretty sure u have a drastically different time zone to me #but I’m not 100% sure so 🤞 #selfship art #selfship community #selfshipping art #self ship art #oc x canon #other couples! #sheepies art!

[lowcallyfruity]

SEBEK AND EPEL SIT TOGETHER AT LUNCHHHHH

GREEN APPLE SEBEPEL WINNNNN WINNNNN

Yes Jack is there too but this isn’t about him

#in my head Epel is one of the few people that doesn’t want to kill Sebek Everytime he speaks and actually tolerates his existence #like I feel like characters always react to Sebek negatively but Epel has always been like 👍 when it comes to Sebek??? #at least from what I’ve seen????? #ANYWAYS #I think they’re the best of friends ever in canon #like idk. they enjoy each others company #Epel doesn’t mind Sebek and Sebek respects Epel a lot #it also makes sense why Jack is in their table too!! #I believe jack is also one of the few people Sebek respects and nfnfndnffn #though I’m pretty sure he has spoken negatively about Sebek too tho #he’s also Epel’s friend so yeah #like I genuinely think Epel is like one of the very very very few people that are nice to Sebek 😭😭 #ANYWAYSSSS #SEBEPEL NATION WINNNNN #<333 #twst #twisted wonderland #💛!me talking💀 #disney twisted wonderland #sebek zigvolt #epel felmier #jack howl #sebepel #sebek x epel #epel x sebek #sebeppy…..i love them…

[cookii-moon]

Okay so like half a year ago I had. A ninjago dream. And I never mention my dreams but like sometimes I’ll just remember this one at random times and this is one of those times and I feel like tumblr needs to know about it for some reason

the dreams plot was barely coherent I don’t even know if I could explain it BUT!!!

At some point Cole and Jay are in Jays like. Apartment/office or something. And I VERY vividly remember that Jay had like a makeshift genderfluid flag on their desk.

And Cole’s immediate reaction was “oh why didn’t he tell us !!!!” And immediately after wonders if he should make a bigender flag for herself. This dream has since perpetually lived in my head as the “Genderfluid Jay & Bigender Cole” dream.

And like just to clarify, from what I can remember the reason Cole went “why didn’t she tell us” is because he was really worried he’d been using the wrong pronouns and bothering Jay. And then. She follows up with the bigender thing. Which I’m pretty sure he didn’t tell the ninja about either.

Which is definitely such a them thing to do. Like that would happen you can’t convince me otherwise at this point.

I’ve never personally been a genderfluid Jay headcanoner but some part of me still thinks about this.

#ninjago #ninjago cole #cole ninjago #lego ninjago #jay walker #ninjago jay #jay ninjago #I’m pretty sure the genderfluid Jay has to do with a different headcanon I saw? #Like that’s how it entered the dream I think #But I can’t remember if I had even seen that headcanon recently honestly #I also think the apartment building may have been influenced by dragons rising #Because I think part 2 of season 1 was out at that point but I’m honestly not sure #Also I told a few friends #Two of their immediate reactions was just to go “canon.” no elaboration needed #Which honestly. #Canon