#and a recipe for tongue

[nocturnal-nexu]

Pie Time!!!

Guess what I decided to do at 11:30 tonight?

I decided it was a good time to try and recreate one of Arin's yummy Snow berry pies!

Here's how I did it!

I started with a recipie for blueberry custard pie. (But you can make whatever kind of fruit pie you want. I used mixed berries instead of just blueberries for mine.)

And I know what you're about to say,

"Wait a minute, Arin's pies are blue! And that pie is most definitely purple!"

And you would be correct!

Don't worry, I'm about to fix that.

The next step is to make a merengue topping. Basically, just egg whites, sugar, and lots of whipping. (Seriously, LOTS of whipping. It took forever!)

Add some blue food coloring to your merengue while you are whipping it, and wha-la!

Spread the merengue on top of your pie, and then start putting on the top crust.

Don't be intimidated by the lattice design. I had no clue what I was doing, and it actually turned out pretty good! If I can do it, you definitely can!

I brushed some butter on the crust and sprinkled some sugar on top to match the sugar crystals on top of Arin's pie. It probably would have looked a little better if I had those big sugar crystals specifically used for dessert decorating, but that's okay.

And now to bake!

Since merengue browns a bit when cooked, the blue isn't as vibrant as before. But thats okay. It's still very noticeably blue!

I'm really happy with how it turned out!

So go forth my fellow Ninjago enthusiasts!

Make Snow Berry Pies!

Write your fan theories!

We wait with anticipation for DR season 2!

Have an awesome day!

#do you think that when i have a slice my tongue will turn blue? #that would be funny #snow berrry pie #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago arin #pie #baking #ninjago recipes

[weyounbodycount]

Maybe the Founders should eliminate that from your genetic RECIPE next time!

#damar #weyoun #I love this line for implying Damar listened to hours of BS about Weyoun’s genetic recipe #my people this and my people that and Damar just wanna go home after work #I also see it as Damar’s one chance to bite back after all this time of holding back his tongue #and it’s at Weyoun’s dead body #it shows you just how much Weyoun controlled him and had him on a leash #even in their private 1:1 moments

[therecipelibrary]

So typically I might not post this type of recipe, for sure no one ever requests these, but I wanted to share what many of the other recipes look like in a typical old cookbook.

There are huge chapters on soups and meats, preserving veggies and fruits, eating seasonally. Every little part of the animal was utilized in a way that isn't as common now. Pickled meats, salted, smoked, preserved, minced, molded, stewed, fried, and boiled. Any bit you can think of (ears, feet, innards) they ate it.

Disguising one bit of meat to taste like another is especially common.

I tend to post things I find palatable, or think is humorous in some way either in the name or inexplicable ingredients/instructions. This provides more context and a fuller view of what my cook books contain.

-The Illustrated London Cookery Book 1852

#hare #soup #tongue #heart #brain #tail #kidney #vintage recipes #recipe #meat #turtle #1800s

[deduction-substitute]

Lucky being the one who cooks for the whole manor but everyone NOT knowing it

They just chalked up to "supernatural shit" considering the manor is. The manor. And Lucky's never missed a single day.

The only people who knew about Lucky's cooking was his og team with Tutorial, Graveyard Girl, and Stranger B. They cant exactly tell the other survivors about it though, can't they 😭?

They finally found out when Lucky ends up out of commission. A match with Smiley Face ended up a bit more violent than usual, and now Lucky's resting in the infirmary

Lucky's never been in the infirmary before.

The stress of having Lucky Guy in an indefinite coma was paired with the survivors waking up the next day to no breakfast. They ended up eating late.

There was no lunch nor dinner either. It seems like they'll have to cook manually from now on.

It's only a week after The Incident that one of the survivors realize that there's something awfully familiar about the recipe book in the kitchen that Norton found when he was looking around for food.

It looks like Lucky Guy's handwriting.

#can you imagine lucky guy writinf down all these recipes #some of them from his og team #whenever he feels down or wants to mourn one of them he turns to the recipe book to cook their favorite food #eating their favorite food leaves a bitter taste on his tongue #but at the same time it tastes like home #identity v #idv lucky guy #idv #identity 5 #lucky guy #idv lucky #identity v lucky guy #my ideas!

[crimeronan]

3-ingredient low-energy meal. take corn or flour tortilla. add a handful of mexican-style cheese blend from the grocery store. drench in ur fave spicy salsa. fold up burrito-style. make another one, microwave for 3 minutes. bam. done. dry-mouthed autoimmune bitches will love how goddamn easy the melted cheese-salsa combo is to eat (YAY WET SLOP) hydroxychloroquine autoimmune bitches will love how the cheese provides so much protein that it's OK if you don't feel hunger and forget to eat again for many many more hours. also you dont have to use the stove or stand for more than 5 mins. thanks everyone i'll be here all night

#autoimmune tag #cooking tag #listen this is tongue-in-cheek in that i know most people would not consider this A Meal and that this is not a real recipe. #it is however earnest in that autoimmune bitches often have bizarre dietary needs and Special low energy #obviously this does not work if youre lactose intolerant. use corn tortilla if celiac. etc. #but anyway. dinner/breakfast that took 2 mins to make 3 to microwave is so easy to eat and feels like a full meal. yass #food

[dogtoling]

Consider, for a moment, the reality of cephalopods having sharp beaks and a radula that they use to process their food, rather than humanoid grinding teeth for chewing and a tongue. How much would that affect what kinds of foods Inklings enjoy or don’t and for what reasons? How does the perception of common human foods completely flip upside down for an Inkling?

#just food for thought #squidthoughts #i know they just eat normally in canon and have boring tongues i am choosing to ignore it because it's boring. #this is a xeno blog #anyway chewing gum for example would be completely pointless because not only do they not chew #but also it would just stretch and stick up the radular teeth which is the opposite of ANY GOOD #i think they would prefer solid food that you can hold onto and eat slowly #not sure stuff like noodles or rice would be as enjoyed even though theyre common #like would ramen noodles even get shredded by the radula or would it just pull through like a freaking loom? #thats just a recipe for indigestion #anyway i doubt inklings usually enjoy gooey foods or anything that the radula cant really rasp onto

[icharchivist]

friends are pointing out in the groupchat to me that in one of the last Grand Blues Tyra calls Sandalphon "Daru-oniichan" ie, "Big Brother Dal", it's so fucking cute please.

#the plot also is that Sandalphon made tiramisu for her bc it's a pun but she found it bitter #and he took it as is but then she added that it tasted like iron and he was worried he fucked up the recipe #but turns out it was so bitter she bit her tongue and she swallowed blood and it's why it tasted like iron #so Sandalphon is just concerned #anyway it goes with what we were saying Sandy can accept nicknames. as long as it's from children. #ichatalks about gbf

[sariastrategos]

Harking back to my First Order Loves Hot Sauce HC; Kylo should be able to handle spice given his father was a smuggler and his mother a senator so you’d THINK they’d bring home some exotic flavours but he can’t handle spicy foods AT ALL. Like he tried testing the waters with some of the sauce in the mess hall and it almost killed him and his reputation, running for anything to douse the burn.

No one will even think it near him but they all think he’s a bit of a wimp after that, Force powers be damned.

#Hux had heard about the embarrassing display but thought perhaps someone had seen the wrong sauce #it couldn’t possibly be the basic recipe with jalapeño #Hux offers him one of his milder sauces at their one and only friendly dinner #he was incredibly alarmed at the violent reaction he had #it’s only scotch bonnet for star’s sake Ren #medical has to be alerted #there’s no milk on the ship #he eats so much rehydrated bread #his tongue is burnt for days and he trusts nothing that gets offered to him #Star Wars #general hux #armitage hux #kylo ren #hot sauce #Kylo Ren is a wimp

[anethara]

and on that note, I wish I could remember where i saw/heard the declaration "daddy issues make you insecure but mommy issues make you into a sociopath" because oop.

#original recipe #this is mostly tongue-in-cheek #don't take it too seriously #steam vent

[maxellminidisc]

I have been craving taco bell for like a week and now every time I see that damn crunchwrap supreme transformers post I get hungrier skekskdkskksks

#i have discovered they may have changed their recipe for their meat #that im no longer allergic to their food #i used to get full body hives and like some swelling of my mouth or tongue #so i avoided it for YEARS till recently lol

[adtothebone]

Let’s can some tongues, baby.

Found in the Ball Blue Book of Canning and Preserving Recipes Edition•N, 1926

#food #cooking #cookbook #canning #tongue #vintage #antique #recipes

[radicheart]

Someone: offers Cal a chocolate kiss Cal: "Thanks! :)" tucks it away and never eats it because he's allergic to sugar 

 Another Alastor: offers Cal a chocolate kiss Cal: "Thanks! :)" eats it on the spot despite his allergy

#(( He isn't allergic enough that he'll keel over from a tiny little chocolate drop. #The worse he'll get is some tongue tingling. #Which is ANNOYING but not deadly. #And he can handle that for another version of himself. #Also: it would take a LOT of sugar to actually harm him. #And even MORE to actually KILL him I think. #So he's not really in danger just by eating one. #Also also: he's only allergic to sucrose. #AKA the white stuff we spoon into coffee and add to cookie recipes. #Fructose and lactose are 100% okay! )) #( headcanon )

[therecipelibrary]

To Boil Reindeer Tongues, or How to Ruin Christmas

-Warne's Model Cookery and Housekeeping Book 1880s

#reindeer #tongue #vintage recipes #recipe #how to ruin christmas #1800s

[whoretalk]

Chicken Vicious

This is some very powerful stuff and not for the faint of tongue, but absolutely de-lish!!! If you did it right, the sauce will be very sweet, the garlic will knock your socks off, the vinegar will open your sinuses for the rest of the night, and your tongue will definitely feel that pepper. Surprisingly though, the meal will set very gently on the stomach.

#ingredients #vicious #recipe #stuff #tongue #warning

[vibrantpuppeteer]

Life may suck sometimes, but as long as We can have spanakopita* from time to time? We'll survive.

*This includes homemade and frozen, thick square slabs and dainty little triangles. To us, spanakopita is spanakopita. Regardless of form, it's all wonderful!

#spanakopita #no recipe #sorry #just really love spanakopita #it's so simple but so good! #like it's just spinach and feta cheese baked in filo dough #but you can expand it in so many ways and it's still delicious! #there are also seasonings involved of course #but it became a staple of big holiday meals in our mother's house #and now We get cravings for it around late November and December #but We recently came across a frozen version that was so good! #all it really added was grated parmesan on top and cream cheese inside #but it was sooooooo yummy! #no microwave instructions #but you can just cook 2 squares (that split into 2 triangles each!) on a plate for a minute in the microwave #or a minute 30 if you like burning your tongue. #but it's sooo good!

[theantitheticalchiasm]

hey. don't cry. mix 1/3 cold coffee, 1/3 milk, and 1/3 root beer. add french vanilla liquid creamer and sweeten to taste, okay?

#recipe #drink recipe #coffee #literally my favorite coffee drink #i know coffee and root beer sound like they would not work together but they are synchronized swimming on my tongue #izzy talks