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#and TWO HAY BALES (I am five feet tall and Not Strong) to thirteen fucking horses
loptrcoptr · 3 years
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this woman who I will be an independent contractor for (and who is possibly the Worst Person in the state) wants me to wrote a bio for myself for riding lessons at her barns and I’m like… dude idk lol I went to Lots of College, I don’t exactly have a long list of clinics and trainers to point out, I have been too broke for that for approximately ten years, I’m… a Horse Grifter. I have no skills but the skills of a mediocre con man in the 19th century, I’m less “talented” and more “convenient”
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