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theblackberrygirl · 3 years
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OH SHI-
I just realized that the voice in my head changes depending on who my comfort character is at the time
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wandaromanova · 3 years
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Reality
Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader
A/N: hello! happy reading <3
Warnings: mentions of violence and death
anon requested: Can i request Natasha x reader having their own family and you’re obviously the fun parent(wink wink),and one night you wake up to go downstairs to get some water, you hear someone in the dark say “hey mama!” and you just start sprinting back to your room while screaming. Nat asks what’s wrong and you explain what happens,she just looks at you and throws a pillow at your face while saying “that was your kid you absolute dumbass!”
Summary: Y/N and Natasha get off to a somewhat rocky start, but the pursuit of happiness is never smooth sailing.
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please do not repost or try and take ownership of my work. reblogs, likes, and comments are always welcome. <3
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You have lived a life full of success. You started off serving as a Marine, to which you earned the rank of a Four-Star General. You had donated money to charities as much as you could, hoping to help various countries struck by poverty.
Then, you became an Avenger; someone who saved the world from threats more times than anyone could count. So, you had done a lot of good.
But your biggest achievement? Well, that was easy; falling in love with Natasha Romanoff.
You had met Natasha when you first joined the Avengers. You could lie and say that the two of you hit it off right away and it was all heart eyes and rainbows from the minute you two made eye contact, but that was definitely not the case. 
Natasha was generally a closed-off and borderline hostile individual. She only ever interacted with you when necessary, which was during missions. Your teammates reassured you to excuse her behavior and not take it personally, but it was kind of hard when she’d glare at you when you so much as entered a room.
You were intrigued by the redhead and you couldn’t pinpoint why. Maybe it was because of her file that you had read when Fury first hired you, or maybe it was her goddess-like beauty. Regardless of the reason, you were undeniably drawn to Natasha. 
Your first year on the team was composed of bonding with all of your teammates. Steve and Bucky were your workout partners, going on runs with them every morning.
Sam, Peter, and Thor were your fellow pranksters, having the same playful nature as you. Wanda was your fellow chef, considering you guys were the only people in the Compound that could cook a decent, edible meal.
Vision, Banner, and Tony were the ones you went to regarding anything remotely intellectual. You didn’t understand something? One of them would always have some sort of answer or explanation on standby. 
You grew close to and had a special relationship with each Avenger, all except Natasha.
You would greet her in passing, whether it was a ‘good morning’ or a simple ‘hello,’ you would only ever get a curt nod from the redhead as she continued walking. There was the rare occasion that you would run into her late at night in the gym. 
She would be on the treadmill, glistening sweat forming on her forehead and slowly sliding down her flushed cheeks. Her hair would be up in a messy bun as her tank top clung to her body, accentuating her figure. Her chest would rise and fall rapidly as she took deep intakes of breath, attempting to fill her lungs with air throughout her strenuous activity. 
Okay, now that you describe it like that, you sound like a fucking creep, but you mean well.
Everything about the redhead was just so elegant and gorgeous, even when she wasn’t trying. 
However, one day after a particularly bad mission, you found comfort in the woman that had been an anomaly to you throughout your time on the team.
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You had trudged off of the Quinjet, the feeling of failure weighing down on you. The team had been sent to an abandoned building where Hydra had been holding civilians hostage. The mission was simple.
Go in, take out any guards that may get in your way, locate the hostages, and get them to safety. 
This was something you all had done a million times before and none of you were too concerned. You had been assigned to secure the perimeter, which you did.
However, you did the task haphazardly, not fully analyzing the area, You were so sure that there was nothing to worry about, but that was a huge mistake. 
Once you gave the all-clear, the rest of the team made their way into the building while you hung back, remaining outside to be on the lookout for any incoming threats. Your teammates slowly piled out of the building, civilians in tow. Everything was going well until it wasn’t.
Suddenly, explosions went off. The civilians scrambled to get away, running towards the jet. As it turned out, there were bombs planted along the perimeter of the building which you failed to notice.
The majority of the hostages escaped unscathed, but five of them weren’t so lucky. The building had collapsed, civilians buried beneath the wreckage. 
The events played out in your mind the entire ride back to the Compound. Natasha noticed your mental agony. You stared at the ground blankly, shoulders slumped, eyebrows furrowed, and a hint of a frown on your lips.
To anyone else, it may have seemed like nothing, but Natasha knew better; you were beating yourself up over what happened. 
So, she decided to talk to you later that night. The redhead stood outside of your bedroom door, letting out a deep breath before knocking softly.
A muffled ‘come in’ met Natasha’s ears and she slowly opened the door. You were sat on the edge of your bed, legs dangling off of the side as your feet swayed.
“Uh, hi. What’s up?” You internally cringed at yourself. Seriously? ‘What’s up?’ Dumb ass. 
Natasha closed the door behind her, clearing her throat as her emerald eyes scanned your defeated form.
“I just wanted to check up on you. You didn’t seem too great on the way back here.” You sighed, patting the space beside you, and the Russian steadily sat down, the mattress dipping with the movement. 
“No, I’m fine and dandy right now! Five people’s lives were taken because of me, I’m jumping with joy right now.” Your tone was sarcastic as you twidled with your thumbs, eyes focused on your digits.
There was a beat of silence before you looked up, head turning to face the woman beside you, who was already staring right at you. 
“I’m sorry. It’s just… my recklessness cost innocent people their lives. They were so close to being safe, but I was too confident and wasn’t thorough enough. People died and it’s all my fault.” 
You looked back down at your hands in shame. Silence fell upon you both once more. The only sounds being your heavy breathing and a helicopter flying above. Natasha finally broke the silence, her calming voice somewhat easing your worries. 
“You’re right. You were too confident and an idiot.” 
Okay, her voice was calming, but her words were the complete opposite. You felt tears pooling in the corner of your eyes. She was right, but that didn’t make you feel any better; not that you felt you deserved to anyway. 
“But, is part of being on the team. We learn from our mistakes and we make sure not to repeat them; like any other job. It just so happens that our errors tend to end with the mortality of others.”
You looked back up at Natasha and she offered you a reassuring smile before continuing.
“Everyone on the team has had their fair share of mistakes. Tony and Bruce created a murder bot that resulted in Sokovia falling from the sky. Wanda helped the murder bot with his plans.”
Natasha’s eyes were staring so deeply into your own and you were somewhat intimidated. You have never been this close to her before. 
“And, I have killed more people than anyone else on the team. It may not have been by choice, but that doesn’t change the fact that they died at my hands. My ledger is gushing with red, Y/N.”
Natasha looked down solemnly, as if mentioning her past had physically hurt her.
“Yet, we all learned from our mistakes. We all work tirelessly, and put our lives on the line constantly in an attempt to make it up to those we did wrong. So, don’t be so hard on yourself. Instead of beating yourself up, come back, stronger and wiser.” 
You took a few minutes to absorb her words and realized she was right; as always. 
You blinked away the unshed tears and smiled gratefully at the redhead. She stared at you with a fondness that you’d never seen before.
“Thank you. I really appreciate it.” You practically whispered, emotion dripping from your tone.
Natasha simply nodded her head at you and stood up. You watched as she made her way toward the door, her hand on the knob. 
She spared one last glance at you before speaking. “If you ever need anything, I’m always here for you. Even if it doesn’t seem like it at times. You have me.”
And with that, she twisted the doorknob and walked out, the door quietly clicking as she closed it.
You sat there, replaying the moment that just occurred in your head. A wide smile made its way to your face. You had her to turn to, and you wouldn’t have wanted it any other way. 
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From that day on, you and Natasha grew close. The two of you would hang out every chance you got. From having breakfast in the kitchen together, to watching ridiculous horror movies at night. You had gone from acquaintances, to friends, to lovers.
Yeah, a year after your first proper conversation with Natasha, your friendship escalated into something more. Natasha had confessed to you during one of your coveted movie nights, and you were stunned, to say the least. 
While your eyes were trained on the screen, Natasha spoke out and her blunt words caught you off guard.
“I have feelings for you.”
The redhead had been staring at your side profile while your eyes were glued to the movie. So, she got to enjoy the moment her words registered in your brain. 
You literally choked on the popcorn that you had shoved into your mouth right before Nat decided to confess. You were thrown into a coughing fit, the redhead’s hand coming to your back and hitting it softly. It took you a minute to recover, but when you did, you stared at her with wide eyes. 
“You have feelings for me?” You asked dumbly. In your defense, you wanted to make sure you weren’t hallucinating.
But your concerns and fear vanished when her melodious laughs hit your ears, her eyes bright and shining at you. 
“Yes, I have feelings for you, dummy.” 
The two of you sat there, staring at one another with huge smiles plastered across your faces.
Never in a million years did you think you would become friends with Natasha, let alone have your feelings reciprocated. But God, were you ecstatic. 
Natasha took you out on a date and things went flawlessly. She didn’t bother taking you to some fancy restaurant, knowing all too well how much you despised formal settings.
So instead, she got some McDonald’s and parked her car at the top of an abandoned parking garage. 
The two of you laid on the hood of her car, staring up at the stars while indulging in unhealthy fast food. At one point that night, you tilted your head to the side and admired Natasha.
The pale moonlight shined down on her face, a light glow present on her pale skin. Her arms were crossed behind her head as she rested on them. 
Natasha felt your staring and met your gaze, her eyebrow arched perfectly. “What?” The redhead asked curiously and you shook your head slightly, a smile on your face. 
“You know… your eyebrows kinda look like the McDonald’s logo.”
You didn’t expect Natasha to react the way she did. She laughed loudly, her eyes fluttering shut as her body was wracked by her laughter. You laughed along with her, proud of yourself for evoking a genuine laugh from the usually stoic Avenger. Her laugh was definitely one of your favorite sounds. 
“Wow, L/N. You really know how to woo a lady.” Natasha breathed out sarcastically as she relaxed, breathing heavily and smiling at you playfully.
“Tell me something I don’t know, Romanoff.” You sassed the Russian, sticking your tongue out playfully. She smiled at you, shaking her head gently. 
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
“You’re something else.” 
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
“You love it, though.”
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Natasha did indeed, love your playful demeanor and charm. So much so, that three years into your relationship she proposed. It was nothing grandiose. The two of you were lying in bed, bodies entangled after hours of lovemaking. 
You played with her fingers as you both stared up at the ceiling in silence, basking in the comfortable silence that took over. Natasha cleared her throat and you turned your head to the side to look at her, emerald eyes immediately meeting yours. 
“Marry me.” Your eyes widened and you swear that you stopped breathing for a moment. Natasha felt panic settle in at your lack of response.
“Shit, I’m sorry. If it’s too soon or you don’t want to I completely unders-” The redhead’s words were cut off by your lips crashing against her own. 
Natasha was shocked, but quickly reciprocated the action. Your lips moved in sync, as if it were a dance routine that you practiced for months. In a way, that’s exactly what it was, but the two of you had practiced for years.
When air became an issue, you broke the kiss breathlessly. Natasha’s eyes fluttered open and took in the wide smile on your face.
“Yes.”
It was Nat’s turn to freeze, processing your words. Suddenly, you untangled your limbs from her own and straddled her hips. Nat laughed as you jumped up and down in a childlike manner. 
“Oh my god, we’re getting married! Holy shit!” You were beaming with happiness and the redhead was too. She sat up and hugged you tightly.
You melted at her touch and shoved your face into the crook of her neck, the vibrations of her words hitting your face.
“We’re getting married.”
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Six months after the impromptu proposal, you and Natasha became wives. It was completely surreal. You stood at the altar in front of your friends and family with the love of your life holding your hands gently. The white lace dress contrasted beautifully with her fiery red hair. 
Natasha stared at you with so much love and you felt like you were drowning, in the best way possible. You couldn’t care to pay attention to what the pastor was saying, too focused on the woman in front of you. Small smiles and giggles were shared between the two of you, neither of you paying any mind to the packed room. 
The only thing that mattered was each other. 
The honeymoon was amazing. Natasha had taken you to Bora Bora, knowing how much you adored the island. It was one of your dream vacations and it was perfect with Natasha by your side.
There were a lot of martinis and sex involved. It was complete and utter bliss. You guys didn’t have to worry about global threats or arrogant organizations. It was just you and Natasha for a few weeks.
Now, you had been married to Natasha for five years. People weren’t kidding when they’d say that marriage wasn’t easy, but the two of you were determined to make it work.
Of course, you guys argued from time to time, but at the end of the day, you loved each other and found resolutions to your issues. 
You stepped down from the Avengers mantle when you and Natasha made the decision to adopt a child. The only way you guys could adopt was if one of you resigned from your dangerous line of work.
It was a no-brainer for you. Natasha loved her job and was determined to make up for her past, you couldn’t have asked her to leave work.
After lots of meetings, paperwork, and house hunting, you were finally able to bring home a little girl, your daughter, Luna.
She was five years old and eerily resembled Natasha. There was something about her green eyes and defined cheekbones that reminded you so much of your redheaded wife.
It was safe to say that you were living out the life you always dreamt of. You were happily married to someone you loved and had an amazing daughter to raise in a beautiful home in the suburbs.
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It was a late Saturday night. Everything was as usual. You and Natasha had tucked Luna into bed before retreating to your bedroom, settling underneath the covers.
The redhead was reading through a mission report while you watched the news. You blindly reached over to your nightstand for your glass of water and brought it to your lips. However, you realized it was empty. 
You got out from beneath the sheets and made your way out of the bedroom. It was dark as you descended the stairs, all the lights off in the house. The only light was the moonlight that seeped through the curtains of the windows. 
You walked into the kitchen and swung open the fridge, pouring some water into your glass and shutting the fridge. You took a sip of the liquid, but were frightened when a voice sounded throughout the kitchen. 
“Hi, mama.”
In your fright, you dropped your cup, the sound of glass shattering filling the room. You screamed loudly and booked it out of the kitchen and sped upstairs and into your bedroom.
You nearly jumped out of your skin when you threw the door open and saw your wife standing there, gun in hand, and pointed right at you.
“Baby? What happened?” Natasha’s voice was laced with concern as she lowered her weapon when she realized it was you.
“T-there’s someone in the house.” You were terrified, eyes wide as you stared into your wife’s worried ones. Her expression was serious.
“Someone said ‘hi, mama’ in the dark. Either someone broke in or the house is haunted. Either way, I think we should move.” 
Realization crossed Natasha’s features and her worry morphed into irritation. She clicked the safety of her pistol on and shook her head in disbelief. 
“That was your daughter, you absolute dumb ass.”
Natasha let out before smacking you upside the head with her free hand. Your mouth opened and formed an ‘o’ shape. You forgot you had a daughter for a second, mind immediately going to ghost children. 
“What? ” You questioned and as if on cue, your bedroom door swung open and revealed Luna. She rubbed her eyes adorably as she looked at the two of you in confusion.
“Mama? Why did you run away?” Her voice was laced with sleep and you felt your heart melt. You knelt down to her level and pulled her into your arms.
Natasha quietly put her gun back into her bedside drawer before walking back to the two of you.
“I’m sorry, honey. I thought you were a ghost and you scared me.” You let out a chuckle before dramatically halting. You stared at Luna with wide eyes, letting out a fake gasp. 
“Unless you are a ghost, that’s posing as my daughter. Impostor!”
You screamed and began tickling Luna’s sides. The sound of her infectious giggles had you and Natasha smiling from ear to ear. The redhead smiled dreamily as she watched you interact with your daughter.
“Mama! Stop! I’m not a ghost!”
Luna let out through her laughter and you finally stopped your attack after a minute. You hugged Luna close as she caught her breath.
“Sorry, sweetheart. Just had to make sure.”
Natasha decided to intervene then, pulling Luna out of your arms and placing her on one hip.
“Let’s get you back to bed, dorogoy (darling).” The redhead walked out of the room and you stood up.
You waited for Natasha to return and after a few minutes, she finally did. She shut the door behind her back and raised an eyebrow at you.
“A ghost? Really babe?” You put your hand up to your chest, your expression full of mock offense. 
“Yes! A ghost! I was ready to get a priest in here and burn the house down.”
Natasha shook her head at you as she moved closer to you, wrapping her arms around your waist. Yours found purchase around her neck, tugging on the baby hairs on the back of her scalp. 
“You’re an idiot.” Natasha spoke completely unamused, but the smile on her face betrayed her.
“I’m not an idiot, I’m the fun parent and you’re just lame. You can’t handle all of this.”
You wiggled in the redhead’s grasp and she rolled her eyes with a chuckle escaping her lips. 
“Oh really? I can’t handle you? Wanna bet?”
The Russian’s tone dropped and you raised your eyebrows at her. You let out a squeal when Natasha picked you up flung your body onto the bed. You bounced on the mattress as Natasha crawled on top of you.
You laughed as the redhead shoved her face into your neck, playfully nipping at your skin. Your legs wrapped around her waist as hers were on either side of your head. 
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ㅤSettling down seemed like a fantasy, but now; ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ it was your reality.
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wiypt-writes · 3 years
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Stark Spangled Banner
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Ch 4. Low Flying Stationery
Summary: Steve realises that the only way out of the seeming hole he’s dug himself into is to come clean about his feelings to Katie, only that’s easier said than done.
Pairing: Steve Rogers X OFC Katie Stark
Warnings: Language! Angst and a pair of total dumbasses in love… A/N: Once again, a huge thank you to @angrybirdcr​ for her lovely little edit.
Disclaimer: This is a pure work of fiction and classified as 18+. Please respect this and do not read if you are underage. I do not own any characters in this series bar Katie Stark and the other OCs. By reading beyond this point you understand and accept the terms of this disclaimer.
Chapter 3
Stark Spangled Banner Masterlist // Main Masterlist 
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   “I went under, the world was at war, I wake up and they say we won. They didn’t say what we lost.”
“Yeah, well we’ve made some mistakes along the way. Some very recently…”
Steve woke up with a start, taking a deep breath as he blinked, coming out of his sleep addled haze. It didn’t take a genius to work out why his mind had taken him back to that particular moment in time, and it wasn’t wasted on him either that this time he was the one who had made the big assed mistake the night before…
Glancing at his clock, he decided that 5:00 am wasn’t too early, so he changed and headed out for a run, pounding his frustration out on the wet ground beneath his feet. He was so annoyed at himself for simply letting Katie walk out with no protest at all. He should have stopped her, gone after her, he realised that now.
It was official, he was the world’s biggest moron.
He knew now that the only way to salvage anything from this mess was to be honest, regardless of how she felt or didn’t feel as the case may be. So, as he thundered round past the Lincoln Memorial for the fourth time, he started to plan out exactly what he was going to say. By the time he got home an hour and a half later, and climbed into a scalding hot shower, he was feeling slightly more positive. 
He just hoped she’d hear him out.
***** After a night of tossing and turning, alternating between being angry at herself and pissed at Steve, Katie had also been up at a ridiculous time, but unlike Steve she had curled up on her sofa with a film, counting the minutes down until it was an acceptable time to call her brother.
“Seven thirty AM?” Tony drawled as he answered. “You wet the bed?”
“Fuck off” She shot back “No, just had a shitty end to yesterday and thought I’d call to hear a friendly voice. Beginning to wonder why I bothered.”
“Bad day?” Tony’s voice softened “Ok Kiddo, I’m all ears.”
“Nah don’t wanna talk about it.” Katie said, and she didn’t. There was NO WAY she was telling Tony about Steve and whatever the hell nearly went down. That was a whole shit storm she didn’t want landing at Steve’s feet. “So what’s new with you?”
“Nothing much.” Tony sniffed.
“How’s things with you and Pepper? Still behaving?”
“I’m insulted you even asked me that.”
“I know you too well.” She chuckled.
“Well, if you really wanna know they’re going great. I’m thinking of taking her out to the Island in a couple of weeks. A dirty week away…”
“Ok too much information” she grimaced as Tony’s chuckle hit her ears “You’re nasty”
“I’m in love!” He said in a sing-song voice, making Katie roll her eyes.
“I never thought I’d see the day where you love someone more than yourself.”.
“What is this, Kiddo? Insult Tony day?” He scoffed making her laugh. “I love lots of things more than myself.”
“Yeah, like what?”
“You, Pepper…” the line was silent for a few seconds before he finished “Nope, that’s it.”
Katie laughed “I’m honoured.”
“So you should be, it’s a very hard list to make.”
They talked for another half an hour about all sorts of crap, Katie simply happy to hear her brother’s voice as it had been weeks since she’s seen him, far too long in her opinion. Eventually they both had to get ready for work so after breakfast and a shower she felt a little better although her stomach was still flipping slightly at the thought of seeing Steve. He’d messaged her a few times last night but she’d completely ignored him, and was feeling a little shitty about it now, if she was honest.
But, there was nothing she could do except apologise and hopefully they could move on and in time forget it.
When she walked into the Tactical Ops Office,  Clint and Natasha were already in there, eating a pastry each, both with a coffee in hand and she was touched, as always, to see one waiting on her desk for her. But not touched enough to let Barton get away with using her desk as a foot rest.
“Get your feet down…” Katie slapped at his legs.
“Rude,” he muttered, removing them and placing his feet on the floor. “I bought you coffee.”
“Which is both appreciated and needed.” she pecked him on the cheek. “Thanks Hawkeye”
“You look like you aint slept all night.” Nat eyed Katie shrewdly as she shrugged off her coat “Who is he?”
“I should be so lucky” Katie mumbled dropping into her chair. She didn’t tell them that the reason she hadn’t slept all night was thanks to a certain blue eyed super soldier, but not because he was in bed with her, more so because he wasn’t.
“Better take a nap this afternoon then.” Clint pointed at her. “Want you on good form for the party.”
“What party?” Katie frowned.
“Rumlow’s 40th…”
She groaned. “That’s tonight?”
“Yeah.” Clint nodded, before he let out a snort as he looked over his shoulder at Nat “Now this is gonna be interesting.”
“What?” Katie frowned
“He’s referring to the fact I’ve been planning an outfit for a few days…” Nat yawned, examining her nails.
“Yeah and seeing you try and figure one out in a few hours, Nova, is gonna be amazing…”
 “Not like I’m short of options,” Katie shrugged “I mean half the shit in my closet hasn’t seen the light of day in years.”
“You can always gift it to me.” Natasha quipped back
“Speaking of gifts, has anyone done a collection for dearest Brock?” Clint looked around. “I mean it is his 40th party after all, we should probably get him something…”
 “Like what?” Nat asked.
“I dunno. What’s he into?” Clint pondered.
“I know what he’d like to get into.” Nat responded with a smirk. “Nova’s pants…”
At that Clint let out a bark of a laugh just as Steve walked through the door, expertly catching the pencil that Katie threw at the Archer.
“Beware low flying stationery.” Steve quipped as casually as he could, tossing the item onto the desk in front of Clint who leaned back in his chair, putting his feet back on the surface. Steve locked eyes with Katie for a second and he saw her take a deep, steadying breath before she looked over at Clint as he responded to Steve’s joke.
“It wasn’t flying, it was thrown.” he smirked. “Just Stark here getting a little upset about Nat’s joke.”
“I wasn’t upset, it was just a shit joke.” Katie rolled her eyes
“But it’s true, that’s what’s so funny!” Clint snorted “Admit it, you know he’s after a bit…”
“Can we just change the subject, please?” Katie groaned, turning to the keyboard on her desk. She could feel Steve’s eyes burning into her back as she tried to concentrate on the screen, ignoring him.
“You coming tonight Cap?” Clint asked
“Rumlow’s 40th?” Steve asked and Clint nodded
“Did everyone remember except me?” Katie looked round.
“Pretty much.” Nat nodded
Katie scowled.
“You’re a proper little ray of sunlight today.” Clint snorted at the expression on her face.
“I told you I’m tired.”
“Try going to bed and sleeping.” Nat quipped and this time it was a highlighter pen that flew across the room.
“Carry on and it will be a stapler.” Katie frowned. “I was alone, thank you. Unless you count my pillow.”
Steve looked down at his feet
“Was the pillow good?” Clint asked, and she glared at him, picking up the stapler as he laughed, holding his hands up.
“Anyway, Romanoff…” Steve deftly changed the subject as Katie slammed the stapler back down.  “You ready for ops drill or…”
Nat groaned and pushed her chair back across the floor with a scrape. “Slave driver…catch you later Stark”
“Yeah see ya…” Katie didn’t bother turning round.
“I’m due on the range in 10 with the new recruits so…” Clint stood up and followed Nat before he stopped and turned back, glancing over his shoulder again before he spoke.
“Listen, don’t tell Widow I asked this but what’s the dress code for tonight? I better start sorting out what I’m wearing whilst I get chance…”
Katie stopped before she turned slowly in her seat and smirked up at him, raising an eyebrow.
“You hypocrite! It’s smart casual and if you don’t want me to tell Nat, it’ll cost you a beer”
“A beer for your silence… why haven’t we done this trade before?”
“Fuck off!” she flicked him the finger as he disappeared out of the office leaving Steve and her alone.
 “Hey.” He spoke gently, testing the water “You alright?”
“Yeah” she nodded, looking up at him and he smiled, that fucking smile again and she cleared her throat. “Honestly I’m just tired.”
“You ran out on me.” he pointed out, studying her face.
“You didn’t exactly stop me Steve.” she shot back and he sighed.
“I know.” he swallowed “But you could have messaged me back.”
“Sorry, I was just…” Katie ran her hand over her face. “Actually, I don’t know what I was to be honest.”
There was a pause, a little awkward silence filling the room before Steve took a deep breath.
“Listen.” he began, rubbing the back of his neck with his hand. “About last night, what…well, what nearly happened. I err, I wanted to say that I-”
“It’s fine.” Katie cut him off quickly. “I get it, it was an emotional day and there was a lot for you to process and deal with. I mean, I was all over the place so I expect you were too. Guess we just…”
She trailed off and something inside Steve died a little. She’d felt sorry for him, that was the only reason they’d shared that moment.  He struggled to keep his face straight as he shrugged, looking down at his hands, all thoughts of his planned speech flying out of his head.
“We’re okay, right?” Katie looked at him, and he glanced up, smile fixed on his face.
“Sure” he nodded, hopping off the desk. “Listen, I need to…” he pointed to the door.
“Yeah, course. I have a tonne of stuff to do anyway. I wanna get home in time for a nap”
He chuckled. “So I’ll err, see you tonight?” he asked.
“Yeah, see you there.”
Katie watched him leave and as soon as he was clear of the room Katie took a shaky breath trying to stem the tears that were threatening once more to pour down her cheeks.
****** 
A wave of sound, both music and the noise of chatter hit Steve’s ears the minute he opened the door. He spotted Nat and Clint leaned against the bar and after saying hi to Rumlow and anyone else who greeted him he made his way over to the other two avengers and smiled.
“Hey Cap” Clint said, clapping him on his shoulder. “Beer?”
“Thanks Barton.”
Clint ordered his drink as Steve glanced around the room, looking for that familiar shock of brunette.
“She’s not here yet.” Nat drawled and he looked at her.
“Right.” He nodded simply, accepting the beer.
“Nice shirt” Clint grinned and Steve glanced down.
“Very modern.” Nat said,
“Romanoff,” Steve rolled his eyes. “You’re a pain in my ass…”
“She’s a pain in everyone’s ass.” Clint shrugged and Nat simply quirked an eyebrow at him as Steve gave a small chuckle, taking a slug of his beer.
“It’s one of my more endearing qualities.” she quipped.
Clint opened his mouth to say something but stopped as his eyes fell on someone and he smiled. Steve turned slightly to follow his gaze to see Katie making her way over towards them and boy, he had to stop his mouth falling open because she looked amazing. Tight black jeans, patent red heels and a sleeveless red top that plunged down her cleavage and tightened in to her waist before flaring out slightly. Her make up looked different, it was still light but she’d done something to her eye lids as they shimmered with a gold colour that made her eyes stand out even more.
Clint dropped a kiss to her cheek when she reached his side and Steve got a sudden hit of her perfume, the underlying floral tones that he associated with her, and he took a deep breath.
“About time…” Clint smiled at Katie. “We thought you had got lost.”
“Yeah, sorry I needed a nap.” she shrugged, nodding to Natasha and Steve.
“You want a drink?” Clint turned back to the bar waving at the tender.
“Yeah, I’ll have a gin thanks.”
“I like this.” Nat mused, her hand toying with the hem of her top. “New?”
“No, I dug it out from the doldrums of my closet.” she smiled, thanking Clint for the drink as he handed it to her. “I told you, I forget what’s in there sometimes.”
“Must be hard being so rich you can afford that many clothes you forget what you have.” Nat smirked, and Katie flipped her off drawing a snort from the red head.
 “Table over there.” Clint spoke, nodding over to the right. “Shall we?”
The four of them made their way over and settled into a comfortable conversation as normal, but both Katie and Steve were ridiculously aware of one another. The smells of cologne and perfume, the feel of his shirt clad arm as it brushed against hers when he moved, her laugh which rang out over the table…
It was torture for them both.
After four rounds of drinks however, Katie had started to relax a little, dare she even say enjoy herself, so it was bound to be a matter of time before something else went wrong.
And it did, in spectacular fashion.
“Who’s round is it?” Clint announced “I’m ready for some shots…”
“Mine, I think.” Katie glanced round for one of the guys who was providing table service, when someone talking to Rumlow caught her attention. Tall, short dark hair, dark denim jeans and a white shirt. To most of the people in the room, the back of that man could have been anyone. But to Katie, well, she knew instantly who it was.
And her good mood sank as fast as it had been rising.
“Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me.” She mumbled. Steve, who had felt her tense next to him, looked down at her as Natasha frowned.
“What?”
“Ward’s here…”
Clint’s hand slipped and he almost sent the remainder of his beer flying as he scanned the room, his eyes narrowing.
“Ward as in, your ex Ward?” Steve asked, feeling the heat rise in his neck. She nodded and across the table Clint started grinding his teeth in a combination of anger and irritation.
Katie watched the back of her ex’s head, and then he turned to look around the room and their eyes locked. His mouth fell open slightly before he composed himself, and turned back to talk to Rumlow, running his hand through his hair, the way he always did when he was trying to act cool.
Katie snorted and turned back to the table.
“Want me to go punch him?” Clint leaned over towards her. “Because I’d really like to.”
Steve found himself thinking that was a great idea but Katie shook her head.
“Just ignore him. I am.”
*****
After three further gin and tonics and two tequilas had worked their way through her system Katie excused herself and headed out to the bathroom. Once she was gone, Clint shook his head.
“I cannot believe that fucking prick showed up.” He growled, waiving the waiter over. “Damned it I hate him.”
“I gathered.” Steve smirked as Clint ordered another round of drinks.
“I mean…what the fuck…why is he even here?” the archer continued to rant and Nat gently laid a hand on hi arm.
“Clint, don’t you think you’re overreacting a little?” She soothed.
“You didn’t see her Nat, that night when she caught him…she was a mess.”
“So was his car.” Natasha grinned and Clint snorted.
“His car?” Steve asked.
“Yeah…” Clint gave a small laugh. “She smashed up the body work…and I left four arrows in his tyres.”
Steve felt a surge of affection the archer as he took a deep breath, looking around. There was no sign of Katie, or Ward. Something seemed a little off, like things weren’t quite right…
 “I’m gonna go check if she’s okay” he stood up, missing the glance that Natasha and Clint shared.
As it happens, Katie wasn’t ok. Nothing about walking out of the bathroom and bumping, literally, into your cheating fucker ex was ever going to be ok.
 “Hi K.” Ward said, as his hands gently grabbed round her arms steadying her, his familiar smell washed over her senses. She pulled back immediately, shaking off his grip.
“Don’t call me that.”
He sighed “C’mon…”
“What do you want, Grant?”
“Hey, you bumped into me.” He chuckled. “You look amazing by the way.”
She snorted, and looked away.
“Look, I just wanted to say, well, I hate how we left things, you know? And I…”
“How we left thigs?” Katie’s eyes locked back onto his as she let out a sarcastic laugh.  “The only thing I left was your apartment after finding you in bed with some blond bimbo.”
“The biggest mistake of my life.” Grant sighed, “I honestly mean that…”
“Is this the part where you say sorry for cheating on me and beg for my forgiveness?” Katie watched as the dark brown eyes that she had once found irresistible bore into hers and she felt the anger simmering again. She’d worked so long to get this man out of her system, but here he was, daring to try and smarm her into accepting an apology.  The sheer audacity of it was making her want to scream.
“I am sorry. I genuinely am…”
“You’re sorry you got caught. There’s a difference.”
“No, that’s not it.” Grant shook his head. “There hasn’t been a single day where I haven’t thought about you and how I fucked up.”
He ran his hand through his hair and Katie shook her head.
“Let’s be honest, she wasn’t the first was she?” She looked up at him. Grant dropped his head and that was all the confirmation she needed. “Our relationship, it was a car crash.”
“I loved you.”
“Seriously? You’re trying that one?” She looked at him, and then burst out laughing. “Oh Jesus…” She shook her head in disbelief and made to walk round him but he grabbed her arm.
“What’s so funny?”
“Let go of me.”
“I asked you a question…”
“And she asked you to let her go.” A familiar voice said and Katie looked up to see Steve stood in the corridor, hands on his belt buckle as the door to the main bar area swung shut behind him, causing the loud background noise to fade slightly. “She won’t need to ask again.”
“Sorry…I…” Ward, let go of her arm as he composed himself and extended his arm in greeting.  “Captain Rogers. We haven’t been formally introduced. I’m-“
“I know who you are, Agent Ward” Steve looked at him, not even moving to take the man’s proffered hand, and he saw Ward’s jaw twitch, as his arm dropped back to his side, fist balling and unballing.
“I see. ” Ward raised an eyebrow, looking from Katie, to Steve and he took a deep breath and nodded. “I meant what I said. I really am sorry.”
Katie didn’t reply, simply watched him leave as he brushed past Steve who moved to the side to let him pass, but only after shooting him one last contemptuous look before the Captain turned back to Katie.
“Are you ok? Did he hurt you?” Steve asked her, stepping forward, noting she was rubbing the place on her arm where Ward’s hand had gripped.
“Hurt me?” she frowned.
“Yeah, your arm.” He nodded to it.
“Oh, no.” she said, shaking her head as her hand moved. “That was just weird.”
“Weird?”
“Yeah, I mean, well for so long I thought about what I’d say to him when I eventually did see him again, you know, how much he hurt me, broke my heart, but right then when I got the opportunity, I realised I actually don’t give a shit anymore.”
Steve smiled. “Good, I’m glad he didn’t upset you.” There was a pause before he gestured over his shoulder. “You err, you wanna go back in?”
“Do you think anyone would notice if I left?” She shrugged. “I don’t wanna be here anymore and there’s a bottle of wine and a pint of ice cream at home with my name on it”
“What Ice cream?” Steve asked, looking at her, raising his brow hopefully and she shook her head, chuckling.
“Mint choc chip.” she looked at him, before she turned to head towards the door of the bar before she stopped, and spoke again, without looking back. “Suppose I can share.”
With that she pushed the door open and Steve grinned, following her out.
*********
“I don’t know why you wear shoes so high if you can’t walk in them?” Steve snorted as Katie let out a groan, kicking her shoes off as soon as they stepped out of the elevator.
“Because they look good.” She shrugged. “I’m just gonna get changed, won’t be long. Grab yourself a drink.”
Whilst she was in the bedroom Steve did as he was told and grabbed a beer for himself, and poured Katie a glass of wine before carrying them into the lounge and setting them on the coffee table. He had to stop himself from staring when she walked back into the room, all long legs and thigh tattoo, in a pair of denim shorts and a hoody. She dropped heavily onto the sofa besides him, taking her wine and gulping down a large mouthful.
“You sure you’re ok?” he asked, looking at her.
“Stop asking me that, Steve.” She snapped. “I’m fine.”
“Sorry, I didn’t…”
“No, I’m sorry.” She shook her head. “That was uncalled for.” She looked at him and gave a soft smile. “I’m fine, honestly. And thank you, for being there before.”
“You don’t have to thank me.” Steve shook his head. “I care about you Katie, you know that. And, well, frankly, when I saw him with his hand on you, I wanted to smash his face into the wall.”
Katie let out a huff of laughter as she glanced at her wine glass.  “You’ll have to get behind Tony in the queue.”
Steve looked down at his beer, before he took a deep breath. “The guy is a dick.” he said, tilting side on so his arm was over the back of the sofa behind her. “And I don’t mean that just because of tonight. If you were my girl I wouldn’t be looking twice at anyone else.”
Katie smiled, as she looked up at him. “That’s because you’re a gentleman.”
“No.” he shook his head, his blue eyes locking onto hers. “It’s because you’re worth so much more than that.”
“Sure.” she shrugged and Steve pressed his lips together in a firm line of frustration.
“Don’t…”
“What?” she frowned.
“Do that.“ he pressed.
“Do what?”
“Put yourself down. You do it all the time” he sighed.
“I don’t.” She swallowed, looking away.
“Yes, you do. You think so little of yourself but you shouldn’t. Katie, you’re the most amazing woman I’ve ever met” With that he took a deep breath, there was no going back now. The hand that wasn’t draped around the back of the sofa reached out and tangled in hers and as she raised her head to look at him, her eyes were filled with tears and he swallowed, his mouth feeling suddenly dry as the blood pounded in his ears, his heart beating so rapidly he thought it might burst through his chest.
He had to make her understand, just how deep his feeling went.
His right hand gently moved from the sofa back to the side of her jaw where he simply cupped her face and she closed her eyes, leaning into his touch. When she opened them again, it was just in time to see his gaze flicker to her mouth, before he leaned forward, a movement that was slow and seemed to take forever, until his lips met hers in a soft, sweet kiss that set every single nerve in her body on edge.  
Steve pulled away slightly, just enough so that he could look into her eyes, make sure she was okay with this, and finding nothing but eagerness on her part, he pressed his lips back to hers.
The entire world around them faded to nothing and they both relaxed as this time the kiss deepened slightly, his hand still cupping her cheek as he slid his tongue gently across her bottom lip. She obliged, opening her mouth slightly and at the touch of her tongue on his Steve felt a jolt of electricity surge up his spine.  Eventually they broke away and Steve gently slid his nose along hers unable to keep the smile off his face as their foreheads rest together.
“Where did you learn to kiss like that, Captain Badass?” She whispered and he gave a chuckle.
“To be honest with you…” he sat up slightly, his right hand returning to where it had been before, resting on the back of the sofa “I don’t think I have until now.”
She grinned and tucked her hair behind her ear with a hand that was trembling from nerves, adrenaline and absolute pleasure at being kissed by the utter God of a man sat on her sofa.
“So err…” Steve licked his lips. “I know this might be a little late, so to speak after, well, erm, yeah, but I’d really like to take you out, you know, on a date?”
Katie blinked as he stuttered over his words, and suddenly became aware she was chewing on her lip. She felt heat in her cheeks as she looked at him and nodded, smiling softly. “Yeah, I’d like that.”
That crooked grin she knew and had come to love spread across his face.
“You free tomorrow?” he asked before hastily correcting himself “It’s Saturday, or is that too soon? We could always go next weekend instead if you want or-”
“Steve,” she cut him off, gently squeezing her fingers round his, “tomorrow is fine.”
“Great, tomorrow…that’s…great…” He trailed off as Katie held his gaze.
The air between them seemed to crackle and this time it was her that initiated the kiss. This one was slightly deeper, the fire in her belly was hotter and that naughty part of her would have loved nothing more than to throw her hands round his neck and pull him down on top of her. But Steve Rogers was nothing if not a gentleman, and she didn’t want to rush into anything. She’d waited too long for this to fuck it up by moving too fast. With that in mind she willed herself to pull away.
“So err, you wanna watch a film or…” She glanced at the TV.
“Yeah…” Steve gave a little chuckle, his eyebrows raising a little before he took a deep breath. “You need another drink?”
Katiee nodded and he hopped up off the sofa, taking her empty glass to top it up, frankly glad of the chance to cool down. He’d had to stop himself then from pushing her down on the couch, but he knew that wouldn’t be the right thing to do. He wanted to do this properly, it was too special to risk.
Katie flicked through the android box, and with a grin found the perfect film, one that was a comedy, not romance or action, something easy.
“The Sandlot?” Steve asked as he handed her the filled glass, reading the title on the screen. “It’s about baseball?”
“More about kids having adventures over summer but yeah, baseball features a lot. It’s funny, you’ll like it” 
“Sure I will.” Steve said, as he settled down next to her.
She pressed play on the film, threw the remote onto the coffee table and lifted Steve’s arm, sliding into place beneath it, tucking herself in against his side with her legs curled up beneath her. It was something she’d done so many times before but this time, well it felt different. Steve pressed a kiss to her head before turning his attention back to the film, his arm draped over her shoulders, fingers gently tracing shapes on her upper arm.
They sat in the dark living room, watching the film, not another word shared. They both laughed, Steve grimacing at the Chewing Tobacco scene where the kids all vomited off the side of a fairground ride, it reminded him far too vividly of the time he had barfed after riding the Cyclone, and at the end when it showed one of the kids playing for the LA Dodgers Steve was the first one to break the comfortable silence, letting out a little snort.
“I still don’t like the fact they aint in Brooklyn any more”
“Really, you never mentioned it.” Katie said sarcastically, sitting up.
He rolled his eyes before he stretched. “I should be going.”
“Yeah, it is late.” Katie agreed, standing up as he did. “And I got a big date tomorrow.”
“Yeah” he asked, paying along as he walked to the door “Anyone I know?”
“Just some guy from work.” she shrugged. “He’s pretty hot but don’t tell him I said so.”
Steve laughed. “You’re a nightmare, you know that?” he smirked.
“Yeah but, you love it.” Katie shrugged as the elevator arrived.
“Yeah, I do.” Steve smiled softly, dropping a gentle kiss to her lips. “Goodnight, Doll.”
“Night Stevie.”
He squeezed her hand and stepped into the elevator and as soon as the doors had closed, a huge shit eating grin spread across both their faces.  
***** Chapter 5
**Original Posting**
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WELCOME TO MY THOUGHTS WHILE REWATCHING THE MCU IN TIMELINE ORDER: THE AVENGERS
“the tesseract has awakened” oh you mean the glowy cube from captain america AND captain marvel? THAT glowly cube?? cool looking stairs- ew who tf are you? the grim reaper??
what the fuck is a chitauri and why does it sound like sea food. “a world will be his. the universe, yours.” STOP BLAMING THE PRONOUN GAME AND GIVE ME NAMES FFS
ooo shield base. “not a drill.” oh shits going down- COULSON. FUURRRYYY FUCK YEAH. the best marvel characters are here the movie has peaked- oldman from thor is here?? intoresting. and who the hell is this woman tryna question fury??
the glowy cube is a shE???????? HUH??????? oh hey its hawkeye the badass archer guy. oh shit things are going down. the cube is sparking and swirling??- IT OPENED A PORTAL
LOKKIII YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD WELCOME BACK. HE HAS A SHOOTY MAGIC SPEAR LIKE A BADASS. he just took out a bunch or shield with a shooty spe- OHMYGODS HE CAN CONTROL MINDS WITH IT.
“loki. brother of thor.” OLDMAN STFU
GUNS GO PEW PEW ALONG SIDE A GOOD OLD CAR CHASE SKSHSKKSHS. RUN FURY RUNNN. the portal imploded on itself like a moron hA
WHO TF NAMES THEIR CHILD “HILL” WTF. “we are at war.” NO SHIT SHERLOCK A NORSE GOD STOLE THE CUBE YOU WERE SUPPOST TO PROTECT
tis a train and a old building- NATASHA. how tf were you taken hostage? im so glad i have subtitles on otherwise i wouldnt understand a thing these ppl are saying. HOW TF IS SHE KICKING ASS WHILE TIED TO A CHAIR WHAT IN THE HELL-
oh his leg deff broke once he fell off the ledge tied to a chain. cut to a lil gorl running to find a doctor- who tf this is of course. THIS GUY IS BANNER??? i mean im glad they changed the actor but wtf. “theres no one that knows gamma radiation like you do.” YA DONT SAY, ROMANOFF. “STOP LYING TO ME” JESUS FUCK THAT MADE ME JUMP
oh damn shield has their own O5 council? cool. EXPLAIN WHAT PHASE2 IS ALREADY. also dont say thor is bad he is a giant puppy dog with a war-boner.
oh hi steve, working off that PTSD by beating the shit out of a punching bag ay? oh right steve knows the glowy cube. “at this point i doubt anything would surprise me.” “ten bucks says you’re wrong” welp ya owe him ten bucks steve
“is there anything you can tell us about the tesseract to help us now?” “you should’ve left it in the ocean.” WELL THAT HELPS ALOT DOESNT IT. hello there iron man, at the bottom of the ocean.? sure why the hell not
aye stark tower’s about to have clean energy, yay stark! “stark tower, is your baby.” how do you give birth to a tower.???????? KSHSJSHSKSJS COULSON BROKE INTO THE TOWER “is first name is agent.” TONY SKSHKSSHKSVSKSHSKS
*whisper whisper whisper* yeah she bribed tony with sex so he’d work on the avengers and stuff. “the guys like a stephen hawking.” “. . .” “hes like a smart person”
awh coulson is fangirling over steve- watched you while you were sleepin- man you’re awkward. you adorable dumbass. ohshit underground musky lab- OLDMAN AND LOKI
the world is breaking around loki. sea food army is restless- shut the fuck up you stupid looking eye wrapped bastard. WHO THE HELL IS THIS HE?????? welcome back to earth you smexy man
FLOATING WATER BASE
back to avenger tingz. man coulson is the biggest cap fan- oh its a giant sub- NO ITS A GIANT FLYING BASE HOLYSHIT SHIELD THATS AMAZING.
now we go into the meetings and talking related stuff :I yey. “lets vanish” wdym- IT HAD A CLOAKING DEVICE. HA STEVE JUST GAVE THE TEN HE OWED SKSHSKHSKSJS
i dont understand a word of all the science stuff they just said but yay. “i need a distraction. and an eyeball” barton what the fuck why do you need an eye.?
oh lokis in germany, at a very fancy party might i add. loki is best boy ever. even if he just bonked a the head/ OHMYGOD AND STOLE HIS FUCKING EYE JESUS CHRIST INFRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE.??????
“i said. KNEEEEL” dont need to tell me twice-
blagh villain speeches are the worst. why tf did this old guy stand up “not to men like you.” shut up. SHOOT HIM- wtf. steve what the hell are you wearing? what the fuck is that- aye tonnnyyy!!!! he hacked into the jet thingy and started playing music from the speaker thats the best.
CAPSICLE SKSHSKSHKSHSKSJ- ohfuck thunder. THOR WELCOME TO THE PARTY. “im not overly fond of what follows” WKVSKSBSKSHSJS
HE JUST BROKE INTO THE JET AND STOLE LOKI FROM EM. “theres only one god ma’am. and im sure he doesnt dress like that.” cap stfu
“i thought you were dead.” “did you mourn.” damn loki thats harsh. thor is angy at his brother. “you listen well brot-ARGH” “..im listening?” STARK YOU CHOSE THAT MOMENT TO BODY SLAM THOR OFF THAT CLIFF AND LEAVE LOKI BEHIND? REALLY?
“.. tourist.” FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT KICK HIS ASS, THOR. DONT KILL HIM WITH LIGHTNING THO
if someone throwed me against a tree i wouldnt be walking. im just saying
“THATS ENOUGH.” cap did you think that would work?? and how the hell did your dinner plate stop the power of thor
loki do be in jail tho. how’s this gonna go wrong- oh he smiled at banner. THATS how it goes wrong
tell him off fury! “you have made me very disapoin-“ OH NVM HE SAYS DESPERATE IGNORE THIS
“uNlimiteD pOoWeRRRRR”
“let me know if real power wants a magazine or something.” good comeback fury. i think
“loki is beyond reason, but he is of asgard. and he is my brother” “he killed 80 people in two days.” “he’s adopted.” KSBSKSJSJSJSK
“that man is playing galaga. he thought we wouldnt notice, but we did.” TONYKANSKSHKSJSKSJ tony is a fucking legend. “finally someone who speaks english!” “is that what just happened?” steve stfu you’re a fighty man not a smart man
“i do! . . . i understood that reference.” steve nvm keep talking please. PLEASE THE MAN IS STILL PLAYING GALAGA SOSJSKSJSJKS
why is tony eating blueberrys- where the hell did he get blueberrys. “we have orders. we should start following them.” steve you tried to get into the army under fake locations for months AND broke into a german base when you were a showpony. stfu about following rules
“so you’re saying the hulk.. the other guy? saved me” yes. yes we are saying that, banner. aye steve go break into shit like you’re suppost to :D
oh hi again oldman, welcome back. yay shield saved padme, and awh oldman talked about thor alot. thor i love you alot. loki just tell nat where tf you left barton :/ oh barton was sent to KILL nat?? not hire her?? well that went downhill. whomst the hell is dreykov- sao paulo- the hospital fire???? hawkeye wtf why’d you spill it all to loki.
mewley quim wtf kind of insult is that- oh damn nat figured out the hulk is lokis next plan of attack. PHASE TWO IS TO USE THE GLOWY CUBE TO MAKE FUCKING WEAPONS? SHIELD WHAT THE HELL
HA FURY TRIED TO LIE IS WAY OUTTA IT BUT BC STARK HACKED INTO IT ALL HE JUST EXPOSED HIMSKHSKSJSKS
WAIT THEY WERE MADE FOR THOR AND ASGARDIANS? WHAT THE FUCK SHIELD- oh damn lokis staff is the reason they’re all at eachother. probably
“yeah. big man in a suit of armor. take that off what are you?.” “genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.” well you’re not wrong
guys stop fighting, HAWKEYE IS BREAKING IN. “in case you needed to kill me. but you cant. i know, i tried.” awh thats sad, i wanna hug banner so bad :(
OHSHIT AN ENTIRE WING GOT BLOWN UP THE FLYING BASE IS GOING DOWN- HULKS COMING OUT THATS NOT GOOD. the transforming is scary- RUN NAT
loki stop smiling because the plan is going your way. “it seems to run on some form of electricity.” “well you’re not wrong” tony stop being funny this isnt fair
HULK JUMPSCARE JESUS CHRIST- NAT GOT BITCHSLAPPED THROUGH A WALL- YAY THOR TO SAVE THE DAY. HAMMER TIME BABYY
*B O N K*
hulk trying to pick the hammer up is funny. BRIDGE IS UNDER ATTACK. DO YOU THINK SHOOTING HULK IS A GOOD IDEA??? HE JUST TOOK OUT FIGHTER JET AND ALMOST KILLED THE GUY FLYING IT
CAP IS KICKING ASS- OH GOD NO THE ENGINES ARE FAILING. OHGOD LOKI IS OUT- THOR YOU DUMBFUCK DID YOU FORGET LOKI CAN DO MAGIC SHIT? NOW YOU’RE STUCK IN THE GLASS CONTAINER
COULSON SAVE THOR! SHOOT LOKI DAMNIT- COULSON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
glass cage go brrrrr
HA LOKI GOT FUCKIN SHOT BY COULSON BEFORE HE DIES( :( ) tony almost got minced by the engine thingys
im gonna cry coulson how dare your death make me sad :(( stupid heart breaking aftermath moments.
thor is stuck in a field, banner fell through the roof of a building. awh the security guard is so nice :) barton is a fucking mess right now “how’d you get him out?” “i hit you on the head really hard.” KSJSKKSSK
tony figured out lokis plan- ITS TAKING PLACE AT HIS TOWER? THE AVENGERS IS TAKING ACTION BABY LETS GOOOO
wait a fucking moment, the cards coulson has are covered in blood. so you’d think they were on him when he was stabbed- yet hill just said they were in his locker “they needed the push.” FURY YOU RUINED NEAR MINT VINTAGE COLLECTABLE CARDS TO MOTIVATE SUPER FREAKS???
o hi loki welcome to stark tower
“stalling wont change-“ “no no, threatening. no drink? ya sure? im having one.”
“i have an army.” “we have a hulk.” HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE LINE
HA LOKI CANT TAKE STARKS MIND BC HIS HEART IS SOME TECHY METAL CRAPKSJSKSJSKS- i guess choking and tossing him around works. so does throwing hik out a window
oh no the glowy cube just opened a portal for the army of seafood. they look like creatures from halo.
BROTHER FIGHT
CHAOS EVERYWHERE
PLANE DOWN PLANE DOWN
what the fuck just growled- HOLYSHIT THEY HAVE A SPACE LEVIATHAN. it looks badass ngl. loki redemption arc? nope he just stabbed thor.
SPACE BIKE GO BRRRRR
yes because arrows and guns will stop the, alien monsters with lazer arms. some how its working. “just like budapest all over again.” “you and i remember budapest very differently.” WTF HAPPENED AT BUDAPEST BARTON AND NAt, HUH?
cap just scared the shit outta some police men HAHA
“i have unfinished business with loki.” “yeah? get in line” barton is snarky right now. banner just rides up on a motercycle like “hi what i’d miss”
“im bringing the party to you.” stark says while being chased by a giant metal space whale who’s crashing and crushing everything in its path along a street
“thats my secret cap. im always angry.” FUCK YEAH BANNER MESS THAT SPACE WHALE UP. HE JUST PUNCHED A GIANT FUCKING WHALE THING.
the music, the avengers circling around. its amazing. well things are gonna get worse bc more space whales showed up
“and hulk. . . smash.”
LIGHT THEM FUCKERS UP, THOR. shield maybe instead of watching, maybe, oh i dont know. HELP THEM???
i dont know what else to say other then its alot of fighting and smashing alien faces into the ground
hulk and thor kicking ass on the back of a space whale is awesome. HULK WHY DID YOU PUNCH HIMSJSOSHSKJSKSJSKSKSKSK
i fuxking love when steve turtle shells behind his shield.
“director fury. the council has made a decision.” “i recognize the council has made a decision. but given its a stupid-ass decision, i have elected to ignore it.” fury never stop being awesome
loki thought he was so smug when he caught bartons arrow, then it blew up in his face. literally IKSKSKSKSKS
HULK FUCK LOKI UP! JSHSKSGKSHSJSHSJSJ HE JUST TOSSED LOKI AROUND LIKE A RAGDOLL “puny god.” “*pained wheezing from a smooshed loki*”
oh damn- OH DAMN, STARK. he just jonahed the fucking whale thing and blew it up from the inside. well now the city has a nuke coming for it :/
yall have a chance to shut the portal down, and tony, you want to go INTO that portal and throw the nuke in? wtf stark.
TONY GO BACK TO EARTH DAMNIT FUCKING BASTARD PASSED OUT. yay hulk saved his stupid ass. do cpr.? mayb.? or a hulk roar will wake him up KEJSKJSKSSKJS
tony. you just blew up a alien command center with a nuke, passed out and fell to earth through a portal. and you want, shawarma?
and now back to loki. “if its all the same to you, i’d like that drink now.” ISHSKSJSJSJSKSJSJ
STAN LEEE
the people love em. yey
council lady stfu about the avengers being a threat. they just said the earth and you’re worried about them going rouge??
“if we get into a situation like this again, what happens then?” “they’ll come back.” i mean theres three more avenger movies so i assume so. remodaling stark towers so its the avenger tower? neat!
NEXT MOVIE: IRON MAN 3
*MID CREDIT SCENE* oh hi again mr no eyes. do we get to see this HE? OH WE DO. o hi mr 10 chins
once again ignore the misspells it was three AM when i finally finished this and im just now rereading it
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