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#and NOW I don‘t like to admit it but obviously I was just SO jealous
wisemushroomeyes · 3 years
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Ugh... I just saw that my former school-nemesis is on „princess Charming“ and I think I have a sexuality crisis rn even though I‘m usually really grounded with that :(
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sir-skarsgard · 4 years
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Prompt List
My list of prompts that I’ve found on the internet or from movie quotes for one-shots; pick a character, pick one or more dialog prompts below and send in a request! Maximum prompts per request is three. 
List of character I will do: 
Axel Cluney (Deadpool 2)
Bob Gray (IT) 
Henry Pearl (Battle creek)
Gordan Merkel 
Mark (Assassination Nation) 
Mickey (Villains 2019) 
Roman Godfrey (Hemlock Grove) 
The Kid (Castle Rock) 
1: “Sometimes I get sad and I don’t know why. I’m sorry.” 
2: “I hope you find the happiness you pretend to have.” 
3: “I would love you in any shape, in any world, with any past. Never doubt that.” 
4: “If your life had a face I’d punch it.” 
5: “Do you have any fucking clue what you do to me?” 
6: “Sometimes I wish I could turn back time. Not to change anything, just to feel some things twice.” 
7: “I feel like I should stop thinking about you, but I can’t” 
8: “It’s a classic. He/she loves someone else.” 
9: I think you’re enough. You’re enough for you. You’re enough for me.” 
10: “I have nothing.“ “You have me. Am I not enough?“ 
11: “ I shouldn’t be jealous, he/she isn’t/aren’t even mine to be jealous over.” 
12: “Who am I to be in love when your love was never for me?” 
13: “Except for being a bit fucked in the head, I’d say he/she’s normal.” 
14: “I love you. I knew it the moment I met you. I’m sorry it took me so long to catch up.” 
15: “Words... how little they mean when you’re a little too late.” 
16: “It’s a party. So I’m pretending to have fun.” 
17: “When was the last time you were hugged?” 
18: “How can someone just not be there anymore?”  
19: “That wasn’t very romantic. Kind of gross too.” 
20: “I’m not a person you should fall in love with.“ 
21: “I don’t mind you breaking my heart.” 
22: “Do you know how it feels when the person you love the most tells you that you shouldn’t love them?” 
23: “Just admit it; you want to kiss me.” “Or maybe you want to kiss me and you think using reverse psychology is going to make me kiss you.” 
24: “Did you really just push that guy/girl off the couch so you could cuddle with me?” ‘Yes.” ‘This is why I love you.” 
25: “Is there at particular reason you’re in my room half-naked?” 
26: “Oh, would you look at that. There’s nowhere to sit besides my lap.” 
27: “Can I have some of that blanket? I’m freezing.” 
28: “Why are you so jealous?” 
29: “What’s the matter, love?” “Nothing, I’m just a little sad.” “Come here.” 
30: “I know I’m supposed to be mad at you, but I miss you so much.“ 
31: “What did I ever do to you?” 
32: “I’m just scared that you’ll leave me one day.” 
33: “I wanna kiss you so bad right now.” “So then kiss me.” 
34: “I can’t sleep. I had a nightmare again.” 
35: “I can’t have a proper conversation if you’re shirtless.” 
36: “Holding you in my arms is the best feeling in the entire world, and I don’t ever want to give that up.” 
37: “You know I’d never leave you. I love you too much and I’m too selfish to walk away.” 
38: “Did you... shit, that was smooth as fuck.” 
39: “You’re better than my favorite fictional character, and that’s saying a lot.” 
40: “You may not be my first girlfriend, but you‘re the only one that matters.“ 
41: “Out of all the things I like to eat, you’re my favorite.” 
42: “I always joke around because it makes you smile and I love seeing you smile.” 
43: “Why are you so quiet around me?” “Because I’m worried I’m gonna say something stupid and scare you away.” 
44: “Stop looking at me like that!” “I’m sorry to have to be the one to inform you, but that’s what eyes do.” 
45: “My mom would love you.” 
46: “I’ll always be there.” 
47: “You can miss someone and still be mad at them.” 
48: “The more people you let into your life the more they can just walk right out.” 
49: “Why are you like this?” “Unresolved daddy issues.” 
50: “I was being sarcastic.“ 
51: “It’s no big deal.” 
52: “You scared the shit out of me.” 
53: “Thanks, but no thanks.” 
54: “That’s easier said than done.” 
55: “Wow, you look like shit. What can I do for you?” 
56: “I don’t believe in love at first sight, but if you’re willing to walk by again I think I can make an exception.” 
57: “I loved you.” “You did what?” 
58: “Listen.” “What am I listening for?” “Nothing, I just wanted you to shut up.” 
59: “We need the cavalry.” “I am the cavalry.” “Fuck you mean you’re the cavalry?” “I’m all that’s left.” 
60: “Do you think you could ever love me again?“ “I never stopped loving you.“ 
61: “I need a favor.” “I already gave you a favor and you got my girlfriend shot.” “She’s alright.” “And? That doesn’t change anything.” 
62: “You have this smile.” “What kind of smile?” “The type of smile that would be cruel not to kiss.” 
63: “Sorry I’m not a heartless bitch like you.” 
64: “I’m sorry I wasn’t the friend you deserved, but you were the friend I needed.” “You’re saying that like you’re never going to see me again.” “I’m not. I’m leaving.” “But you just came to make amends!” “No, I came to apologize.” 
65: “If you think, for even a second, that I wouldn’t risk everything for her/him, then you’re wrong.” 
66: “I love you.” “I love you, too.” “Do you?” “Hey, you know you’re mine.” “Yeah, but are you mine?” 
67: “People are so quick to leave. It doesn’t matter if they're all you have.” 
68: “I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you while I was hurting.” 
69: “It hurts so much, and you don’t understand how much it hurts. You don’t care because it’s not happening to you.” 
70: “I can’t do this anymore. I can’t just sit here and wait for you to come back.” “I don’t want that either.” “Then stay!” “I can’t.” “Then leave. Leave and do not come back.” 
71: “I love my boyfriend/girlfriend more than anything in the entire world and I would die for him/her, but I know that’d make him/her sad, so instead I’m gonna live for him/her.” 
72: “What can I say? I’m irresistible.” “And yet, here I am, resisting you.” 
73: “You don’t get into a relationship to mess around and cheat you get into a relationship to search for that one person you love more than yourself. And I know now that that’ll never be possible for you, because you’re incapable of loving anyone besides yourself.” 
74: “Give it up and she lives.” “You’re an idiot if you think she can’t take care of herself.” 
75: “Don’t tell me you're afraid.” “I was born afraid.” 
76: “Go ahead. Do what I can’t do.” 
77: “I don’t want to speak to you anymore.” 
78: “This is everything!” “No, he/she is everything.” “You’re going to give all of this up for him/her?” “Yes.” 
79: “”You wouldn’t understand. its a secret.” “I wouldn’t understand or it’s a secret?” “You wouldn’t understand (character), it’s a secret.” 
80: “Thinking I had the heart to care for you was your first mistake, followed by countless others.“ 
81: “I can’t figure out what you are.” “Excuse me?” “Good influence or bad.” 
82: “I’m scared of sex, but not because I think it’s going to hurt, but because I’m uncomfortable with my body and I’ve never been naked in front of anyone before.” 
83: “Does he/she really think of her/him as just a friend?” “No, he/she’s in love with him/her, he/she just won’t admit it.” 
84: “All I ever really wanted was for him/her to love me.” 
85: “Nothing is going according to plan!” “That depends.” “On what?” “who’s plan you’re talking about.” 
86: “You intrigue me.” “I’m not very interesting.” “Funny, uninteresting people don’t usually have to say that.” 
87: “Why is he bleeding?” “Because he’s an idiot.” “I didn’t know idiocy cause people to start spontaneously bleeding from a gash in their (body part).” 
88: “That is a terribly, horribly, incredibly stupid idea. Let’s do it and see what happens.” 
89: “He/she’s an idiot, I’m an idiot. We’re co-presidents of the Club Idiot.” “Don’t you mean the Idiot Club?” “Exactly.” 
90: “He/she’s crying. What do I do?“ “Go comfort him/her.” “How?“ “Start with hugs.“ “With what?“ 
91: “You know you’re in love with her, right?” “Since when?” “Since pretty much always. That’s why I’m breaking up with you.” 
92: “Will you hit him over the head with a frying pan?” “I believe the technical term for that is ‘will you murder him’.” “Fine, then. Will you murder him for me?” 
93: “I would like to join you in acknowledging the difficulties of your life.” “You’re the worst at this comforting thing.” 
94: “You don’t strike me as a professional criminal.” “That’s what makes me so good at it.” 
95: “Literally everything about that is illegal.”  
96: “Why are you doing that?” “Doing what?” “Treating me like a person.” “Because you... are one...?” 
97: “My mascara is too expensive to ruin by crying, but just know I am feeling a lot of things on the inside.” 
98: “Did you bring us here to die?” “Obviously.” “I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not.” 
99: “Are you clinically insane or incredibly annoying?” “I don’t know. Probably both.” 
100: “That’s not funny.“ “I thought it was.“ “You don‘t count. You stared laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw.” 
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kingsackles · 6 years
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Rant.
Okay don't get me wrong, i dislike Danneel a lot BUT, i have to say this. All I see lately, is hate towards Danneel for the dumbest reasons, fucking hypocrites, being mean for no reason and then get butthurt when someone is calling you out for it. WHAT PLEASE, WHAT did you fucking expect when you‘re online, for everyone to see and be so fucking rude? A gold medal? The whole fandom on your side? Fucking leave. I barely see anything about Germ, because most people are too worried about Danneel‘s Bandanas and if Arrow said a certain fucking word. You all wanted Danneel to admit she has a nanny, and now all I hear is nanny trash talk. Yuli here Yuli there. Bash Jensen in one go. Did you ever say ANYTHING nice about him? OR the show? Especially the show. WHY IN GODS NAME are you so bothered that Danneel is for one second on the show and that she is part of the fandom now WHEN YOU ONLY BASH IT AND DONT EVEN WATCH IT ANYMORE ANYWAY !!
The Gag Reel was literally just her falling. 5 seconds top. No word. Nothing. And you go off and call her a bitch, cause oh man how dare she fall what a hoe. And then whine and say „ You‘re no fan of Jensen when you don‘t see how bad she is for him“ BUT YOU ARE FOR BASHING HIM AND DECIDING HIS WHOLE LIFE ? What is this bullshit? The Hypocrisy is unbelievable. You act like you have a right to bash him, or say bad stuff because you are „ fans“ of his and „ care“ this ain‘t no caring. This is just straight up being mean and a bully and most of all !!!!! Jealous! Not at everything, but it‘s a huuuuuge factor when it comes to Danneel. Except of One ! ONE ! I have never seen anyone talk nice about Jensen, The Show or anything. Why do you still fucking bother then? Why do you still go to their Ig‘s and feel the need to hate on random, stupid things IF you hate it so fucking much? Why take the time to post it online when you apparently hate the show so much and say how bad it is, just stop watching and leave your negativity for yourself. Or at least make it in a good behaviour and not this childish „ I tell it my mom“ behaviour. Or when you hate D so much, JUST DON‘T LOOK FOR SHIT THEN. I get being curious for what dumb shit she did again, but why feel the need to post about it and then to look for Fanpages but freak out when Fans attack you from the tags. My god. I wish there would be some anti blog, who would be normal and nice and would talk normally about Germ or D and about the stuff that are actually WRONG AND BAD AND RELEVANT with them, and not hating on the stupid shit just so you can have a reason to trash talk every day. Mostly Germ, because she bothers me the most. A LOT. But I would never be so extra to look for fanpage stuff and make an essay about how her nails look. I just don‘t fucking get how people can be like that. Imagine rather hating on a fingernails & hair, but not the actual problems. Anti’s about the new video of Germy and Jared and those eye masks be like: “but they actually look cute and happy! Who cares about sheets or stupid pillows and that they are different? I sleep in different bed sometimes as well!!!” Meanwhile when it comes to Danneel: “oh this bitch again. No way that Jensen is happy next to her! He’s obviously done, and oh look! No way that he recorded this video. HE’S NOT EVEN IN IT SO HAD TO BE YULI!!!”. Sure makes sense. Meanwhile if Danneel would post a “cute” video w Jensen like this one in bed, everyone would fucking care about the damn pillows and the fact that they are different and you all know it that you would. Just like you all care about her clothes, hair or fucking nails. As if that’s important rather than the rotten personality and lies. The stupidity here is so strong.
This sums it up perfectly:
Danneel *does charity* „ oh my god her nails look so ugly what a bitch“ Gen *basically kills chicken and eats chicken nuggets afterwards and mocks Jared every second and after his bday* „ Ah I get her though, it ain‘t bad“
Another example:
Jensen + the most beautiful and nicest girl you could imagine. Hypocrites : „Omg the way she wears her shirt is so stupid, she should put it over her shoulder a bit more. And don‘t get me started on her nails! They are BLACK and not BLUE! Aka Jensen‘s Favorite Color! And her Hands god ... this world is going insane. She is such a bitch and she is so not good for Jensen! I‘m telling you they divorce soon!“
„ And what about Gen and Jared?“ Hypocrites : „ Well they are genuine and perfect obviously! So much better and he is so much happier“
„ So being miserable on your birthday is happy? And having your wife shade you the next day ? Lying to everyone about your life? Never show any support? Never leave any freedom and always go where he is? Using him for ads? Using her children only for money?“ Hypocrites : „ ....... BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GIRLS HANDS ???? I‘m telling you that relationship is over soon. Gen and Jared actually seem happy“
SO, Yes, you see the damn problem here?
I‘m just done. Germ is literally a bad person and manipulative and lying snake, but when Danneel doesn‘t have her nail polish on the left hand, except the right one, she is a huge ass bitch. That is just annoying me the most out of everything. With Danneel you can at least laugh at her when she’s pathetic, but Germ? Good lord. She’s straight up evil snake. Like I said, having an opinion is okay. Being mean and a hypocrite ain‘t. It‘s like : „ I fucking hate Danneel because she is an abnoxious bitch and a whore“. Then somone says how mean they sound and (some) of the antis are like „ Omg these bitches. They‘re so dumb. We‘re nice and just care!!!!“ Like?!???? Being a bitch the whole time and then wondering when you get blocked. Germ gets a pass for literally every shit she does that Danneel otherwise would get ripped apart for if it would be her and the other way around. But sure, this ain’t about jealousy or the fact that you all prefer Jensen over Jared at all, hence why you choose to ignore all the lies and bad sneaky stuff Germ pulls off and only focus on Danneel and her clothes. Rant over.
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alexiela73 · 6 years
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Hope this is a acceptable request?? I was wondering if you’d write something about Jesse McCree where is s/o’s younger sister is obviously trying to steal away Jesse while at a family gathering. Not that Jesse would cheat and his s/o totally trust him, but their brat of a sister enjoys the drama and causing it, like flirting with him, draping herself all over him, and whatnot??
Oh yes, this is acceptable. I love conflict
This was turning out to be the worst family gathering you had been to yet. It had never been this bad before, but you had also never brought a boyfriend home for the holidays to meet the family.
Jesse McCree was a man of honor and kindness. He came in the form of a scruffy-beard, a cowboy hat, a sarape and a six pack that popped more then his peace keeper did. The two of you have been dating for almost an entire year, but since your family lived in halfway across the country, Jesse had never gotten to meet them before.
It hadn’t taken much to impress your dad. The man wanted only what was best for you, and the love in Jesse’s eyes surely told him that Jesse planned to take care of you. You’re mother thought he was a good catch, very handsome and was already giggling about having grandchildren soon.
You were happy your parents and Jesse got along, because that was really important to you. No, the problem lay with your younger sister.
She…well…your sister was probably six years younger then you. Just graduated, and determined that anything in the world she wanted was hers for the taking. She was a lovely young woman with curves, and the way she dressed suggested she liked showing off how womanly she really was.
The two of you didn’t really get along. There were many moments in life you could remember fighting or her pulling your hair or the two of you doing mean pranks. But nothing had made you expect your sister to drape herself all over Jesse.
Oh yes, she was all over him. Your sister had almost drooled when she saw him, and instantly you’d seen the challenge in her eyes. Jesse seemed to get along very well with her, though she kept touching his arm or leaning in closer when they spoke.
At one point your sister had even changed shirts after accidentally getting the one she wore dirty. Somehow, she had ended up with a shirt that had a lower neckline then the one before and you wondered if perhaps she should just go topless in this case.
Chewing on your lip, you could see the two from the kitchen as you helped your mother with the dishes. It was petty, you knew, this jealousy you felt. Jesse was a decent man, one who proved time and time again that he loved you more then anything else. And yet….
Your sister was beautiful, you admitted. Younger, more vibrant… It just bothered you, how she flirted with him and touched him without regard to your feelings, without thinking of the fact that this was your boyfriend she was trying to snuggle up to. 
“I have to go wash up for dinner. You can finish this, can‘t you sweetie?“ your mother asked, smiling as she dried her hands on some paper towel.
Nodding, you kept cutting the carrots on the board in front of you, trying not to turn back to look at Jesse and your sister again. “Of course. Go wash up, I can finish the food,“ you said easily, kissing her on the cheek and watching as your mother went up the stares.
You struggled to put your sister out of mind, cutting the vegetables almost with a vengeance and you could feel the way your heart ached in your chest. God, why did jealousy have to hurt?
“Want some help, darlin’?“ a voice drawled behind you.
Pausing, you turned your head slightly, able to see him in the corner of his eyes with his arms crossed as he watched you. Jesse wasn’t wearing his hat right now, or his sarape. Instead he wore a nice button up shirt, the sleeves rolled up and his breaches. He looked ruggedly handsome, the way he always did.
“You don‘t have to,“ you say, not bothering to look at him more then a second as you lift the cutting board to scrape the last of the veggies into the soup your mother and you were making. “You can go visit if you want. I can do this.”
For a moment, Jesse eyed you before slowly walking up behind you, hands cupping your hips. His beard scratched the back of your neck as he pressed a soft kiss there, and then on your shoulder.
“You‘re tense, and I could see the miserable look in your eyes when we were all sitting. What’s wrong, baby?” Jesse asks softly in your ear, before hugging you tight. 
Again your heart squeezed in your chest...of course he always knew when you were upset. “I...“ you stared down, wondering if he’d think it dumb. “I...I know you wouldn‘t leave me, least of all for her, but...I hate how she just drapes herself all over you. My sister...she never knows boundaries, or maybe she doesn’t care. You‘re mine and I...” you wondered how stupid you sounded right now, admitting you were jealous of your sister.
A soft smile tugged at his lips. “Sweetheart, you know the only one I have eyes for are you. I can admit though, I was starting to get a little uncomfortable with all the touches and the way she keeps showing off her cleavage...” Jesse mused, squeezing you gently when he felt you tense.
Letting go, he only did so for a moment so he could turn you. “Y/n, I love you. So much. I promise that, okay? And no matter what she tries, I am yours...always,“ Jesse said, leaning down to brush soft kisses across your lips again and again.
The way he always spoke like that to you always soothed you, and your cheeks flushed lightly as you looked away, a bit embarrassed. “I...okay,” you murmur, holding onto him, your head tucked under his chin.
“Jesse!” cooed the voice of your sister as she walked into the kitchen. “Where are- oh. There you are. Come back to the living room, silly,” she said, her voice still flirty, though there was an edge from seeing you both embracing.
“We‘re having a moment. Go away,” you muttered.
“I didn‘t ask you,“ she said to you with a scowl, before smiling brightly at Jesse again. “Come on, I saved you a seat-”
Jesse glanced over at her, and the look in his eyes stopped her. Resting his cheek on the top of your head, Jesse gave her a small smile. “That's fine. I'm happier right here, with the love of my life. Why don’t you go take a seat?“ he suggested, watching her with a cool gaze.
For a moment, your sister didn’t know how to respond. But after a moment she turned on her heel and ran out of the room, frustrated and outraged, thought she tried not to show it. You couldn’t help chuckling under your breath.
“I love you,“ you whispered, snuggling into him.
“I love you too,” Jesse said, knowing that he’d have it no other way.
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