#and I love that Angeal has baby wipes on hand

[aimeelouart]

The problem about repetition is that if you do it enough (or attempt to do it) then it usually becomes habit, for Cloud Strife, De-Aged Time Traveller Extraordinare?

Cloud sat slumped in embarrassed silence, resigned to Angeals disapproving ministrations as the man forcibly wiped the monster blood off his face and neck with pack of antibacterial wipes. Genesis was in the corner having slowly slid down the wall, shaking himself to pieces with muffled hysterical laughter at the incident, Zack wasn't much better.

Sephiroth was exasperated with his charge "Cloud, when I specified that the monsters weak point was its throat I expected you to use your sword"

"But it still worked" grumbled Cloud blushing to his ears at the instinctual reaction earlier.

Zack's cackling subsided momentarily though still wheezing with amusement "I'm never letting you live this down, they're going to be telling stories about the SOLDIER who tore out a monsters throat with his teeth for the rest of ever! " heedless of Clouds grumpy expression Zack resumed cackling.

And if Shinra happened to use the incident to promote their not quite free Dental Plan? Cloud had no one else to blame but himself.

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#presented without comment #I can't even add anything to this it's just *chef's kiss* #perfection #Cloud would ABSOLUTELY rip out a monster (or a SOLDIER)'s throat with his teeth #and I love that Angeal has baby wipes on hand #I love that so much I can't even articulate it #you singlehandedly made my day #twice actually because I read it once and then again to actually answer it #ask #story asks #Saving Subject C #sorathemasterofmasters