#and I honestly though we were going to get 🧹

[blueteller]

TCF Theory: What If God of Death Had a Reason for Kidnapping Minors?

(Hey, @murasaki-cha, I might have a theory that could sorta maybe redeem your pathetic little meow meow! 😂)

[Also: SPOILER WARNING for... basically everything in TCF?]

So, here's the thing:

It's no secret I always had… issues with the God of Death for kidnapping the Chois.

Let me clarify a bit.

What he did to Kim Rok Soo, aka. Cale, was not okay either – however! I can see it justified somewhat by circumstances: he was cursed, his life was generally depressing and terrible, and there was a world in need of saving. Honestly, the deal with the Original Cale Henituse to switch the two of them was best for all parties involved. (I'm still angry he did not ask Cale himself for permission, though! All the God of Death needed to do was tell him: "Look, this is the world where your BFF Lee Soo Hyuk reincarnated into. And the world is going to be destroyed in about 20 years if nothing is done about it. Would you mind cleaning that up for me?" You bet your butt Cale would have agreed fair and square, even if he were EXTREMELY miffed about the deal. But it's so much easier to simply hide your involvement in the transmigration, so that Cale doesn't have a personal vendetta against you once he gets OP, right…? Not that it succeeded, lol. Cale still ended up cursing the God of Death a lot)

However – all of what I just said? NONE of it applied for the Choi family member.

First, we have Choi Jung Gun, aka. Nelan Barrow. Let me remind you, the kid was FIFTEEN. Freaking 15!!!! The God of Death kidnapped a literal CHILD with no combat experience, and dropped him in the middle of an active war zone! Sure, technically Super Rock was there and presumably took care of him – but still, that was an objectively a terrible thing to do, God of Death! Bad boy!! 🧹🧹🧹

Then we have Choi Han, and ohhh boy, he had even worse somehow! Even though he was 2 years older than Choi Jung Gun when he got transported, he still ended up in the freaking FOREST OF DARKNESS. Weaponless, isolated, under constant threat of death. It's a miracle Choi Han did not die or completely lose his mind – and in a sense he did – but he was still able to retain a piece of himself, NO THANKS TO YOU GOD OF DEATH. My goodness! What a way to treat your "chosen hero ", mister!

...as you can probably tell, I was pissed enough at the God of Death for kidnapping poor Choi Jung Gun, but I am NEVER forgiving him for what Choi Han went thought. Should have given him something! A letter, a sword, or at the very least – A FREAKING MAP!!!

Aaaand finally we have Choi Jung Soo. Which was a bizarre case in comparison to the previous two. Even the God of Death remarked how unusual it was.

First of all, consent was asked – WHAT A TWIST! 🤣

Secondly, Choi Jung Soo was already an adult, and experienced fighter. He'd have a much better time in Nameless 1 world than any of his predecessors (excluding the fact that he'd have a TERRIBLE time trying to fight the White Star; who may I remind you possessed Kim Rok Soo's face... Also, did he even get to read "The Birth of a Hero"...?). He was also on the verge of death. AND he allowed to say no!! It was much more fair than what happened to the other two.

...But why though? Why the special treatment, God of Death? Why not kidnap Choi Jung Soo as a kid as well? The timing was kind of strange.

So here my theory comes in.

What if, it wasn't the God of Death who determined the timing of the transportation? What if there was an outside factor involved? Just because there seemingly wasn't a strict pattern to WHEN the Chois got transported, that doesn't mean there couldn't be one.

An outside factor like, let's say.... the Hunters? 🤔

From his behaviour in the Sloth Test, we know that Choi Jung Gun absolutely hates the Hunters. And it seemed very personal too. Even if we take it for granted that the Hunters were responsible for the existence of the Original White Star and the war and all that... It was still VERY personal. Like, "I will tear you to bloody pieces with my bare hands and chew on them with my teeth" level of personal. So, what gives?

Then it hit me.

The Five Colored Bloods Hunters are Wanderers who can freely travel across dimensions. They targeted young Kim Rok Soo, because he had a "mark" of the God of Death on. They assumed it could be a sign of a Single Lifer, and it did not matter to them if it necessary to kill him just to "check". The only reason why Kim Rok Soo survived was because Choi Jung Gun was there (even though I have issues about his execution – using a minor as BAIT?! Not cool man! Almost as bad as the God of Death!). Without him, young Kim Rok Soo absolutely would have been killed. And the way Choi Jung Gun was acting in the Sloth Test made it seem like it wasn't the first time something like this happened either.

Meaning: the Hunters were already on Earth 1. They have been there.

So, what if... the Hunters had already targeted the Chois in the past? Including Choi Jung Gun himself?

Think about it. If the Hunters had any clue that this particular lineage could produce Single Lifers... they'd certainly keep an eye on the Choi family, right? There would be no need to directly interfere. Just, watching them from the sidelines and let them produce next generations. Spying on their kids – like the total creeps they are.

And perhaps, there was a particular sign of a potential Single Lifer to watch out for, that could manifest around adolescence? What if Choi Jung Gun showed such a sign at the age of 15?

Instead of simply using him as a weapon to save another world... was the God of Death actually trying to save Choi Jung Gun? By transporting him into another dimension??

It would... kinda make sense, right? By transporting Choi Jung Gun, his "Single Lifer power" activated. His lifespan became much longer, he developed an Ancient Power too. He was initially weak, but he grew stronger overtime. Strong enough to stand up to the Hunters and protect himself; and also taking him away from their immediate reach.

...What if the same happened with Choi Han? What if Choi Han became a target at the age of 17? And the only way to save him was to transport him as well? I mean it worked with Choi Jung Gun, why not try it a second time? If the first one became a powerful ally who could fight the Hunters, the God of Death would certainly like another one on his payroll, right?

And then there's Choi Jung Soo, of course. Maybe he escaped the scrutiny of the Hunters? Or maybe because he developed powers which made him a harder target? Why would the Hunters bother with difficult opponents when they can always play dirty and go after literal children, instead? There is also the issue of the Monster Apocalypse, as Cale suspects the Hunters were behind it as well. Maybe the Hunters had a different plan for Earth 1, and so they had to stop using it as hunting grounds for Single Lifers?

If I'm right about this, then the God of Death's actions became a liiiiitle bit more understandable.

I will forever criticize the man for not asking at least three of his victims (and don't try to give me some bull about him being "unable to", God of Death used various means to communicate through the story; Choi Jung Gun even freaking wrote "The Birth of a Hero" books for the sole purpose of giving necessary exposition to a transmigrator – more than that, if he had enough space to simp for Whales and provide Harol's backstory for no reason! He could have included ANY type of message in there, to ANYONE!), but if Choi Jung Gun were to literally die if he did not get kidnapped and transported into a war-torn dimension in need of saving... Well? Saving someone's life via transmigration might be unconventional, but I've seen it happen a lot in many isekai. I can roll with this.

...But seriously tho, I hope Choi Jung Gun makes that broom beating a regular thing. The God of Death certainly can use it. You know – for emotional intelligence improvement! 😏

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count's family #god of death #tcf god of death #theory #tcf theory #tcf meta

[nymika-arts]

Manifest anon here how are we doing? I actually enjoyed the finale the whole Natalia and marisol wasn’t really surprising considering they though they had to tight it up their story’s and yes you can have happiness without a partner but media don’t often remember that I’m glad to see some positive takes on you! I seen many calling all the blogs that are staying positive naive and stupid because is very clear they are not going to do buddie and they always knew and I was like (?) then what are you doing here lol anyway hoping this hiatus helps 🧹🧼 the fandom I’m excited about season 7 regardless and you last art post was so goood it took me a minute to notice it was a draw and not a screen

hi!! i'm doing great i honestly loved every minute of the finale, it was a fantastic episode and i don't understand why so many people seem to have issues with it 😅 i get that the natalia and marisol romances weren't what a lot of fans were hoping for, but like you said it was not a surprise and i actually really enjoyed the scenes they were in. also yeah finding happiness outside of romance can be a really great story to tell if it fits the character, but that's never been something they've gone for in this show, and imo isn't something that would match buck or eddie anyway. so overall great episode, strong writing choices, and i'm so looking forward to seeing how everything unfolds in season 7! still holding out hope for canon buddie ofc <3

also thank you so much!! i'm really proud of that piece and had such a good time drawing it so i'm glad you guys like it 🥰💖

#looking forward to things quieting down a bit over the hiatus lmao #nyms asks #manifest anon

[goldie90]

Going to the zoo with the Sawyers 🐘🐢🐒🐍

Going to the zoo would be another nice thing I would like to do with Nubbins and his family. I guess, this could be something that everyone of them would enjoy and of course, it´s also one of the things that we can do with grandpa (even though, like with every family outing, he wouldn´t even know where we are😞) 

Exceptionally, it wouldn´t be all too hard to convince Drayton to go with us, because the grumpy old broom man actually likes zoos, as long as they´re have a nice selection of fishes there.🐠 You should know, fishes are Drayton´s favorite animals (in fact, they´re the only animals that he really likes). He likes them because they´re quiet and watching them can be really relaxing, also they´re nice to look at. 

Most likely, our little family outing would start with quite a long drive, cause there´s of course no zoo in Newt and let me tell you, it won´t be a very nice drive, due to some little issues.🙁 It would start with Drayton and Chop getting into an argument about the radio. Because Chop always wants to pick the station, but Drayton highly dislikes his taste in music, he´d set up a no-radio-rule, which enters into force whenever he and Chop are in the car together. Of course, Chop don´t want to accept this rule and so he will constantly try to turn the radio on, which results in Drayton smacking his hand everytime he does so. Then they´re start to yell at each other, exchanging some very creative insults and that would be the moment when I start to wonder why I didn´t took some earplugs with me (Honestly, at this point I should really know it better😯)

Anyways, at some point Drayton would finally have enough, so he would stop the car and grab his broom🧹to give Chop a good beating, cause that´s obviously the only language that he understands, but Chop don´t want to get beaten up and so he opens the door and jumps out of the car, which leads to Drayton follow him outside and then chase him all over the road for a while, while the rest of us stays in the car and waits for the two of them to come back and when they´re finally do so, Chop will definitely have some bruises, while Drayton will be in a really bad mood, so needless to say that the rest of the drive won´t be a nice joyride for anyone of us.😟 We´re not allowed to listen to the radio, but instead we have to listen to Drayton who gives us a full speech about how ungrateful everyone of us is (and of course, he won´t shut up about it until we reach our destination😩). 

When we´re finally at the zoo, we´re heading straight to the aquariums, cause that´s where Drayton wants to go first and because he´s the one who paid for the tickets, he´s also the one who makes the decisions, or at least that´s what he says. And because we all know that it´s better not to argue with him about this topic, we´ll just go with him, to look at some nice fishes and other sea animals.

And now Drayton´s mood will change completely. All of a sudden, he seems really happy, smiling while looking at the fishes with a dreamy expression. At this moment he´s thinking about how his life would be if he were a fish. Oh, he would be a beautiful fish and he would do nothing else than swimming around all day. He would neither know, nor care about the world outside of his aquarium and he would have absolutely nothing to worry about. It would be so nice.... 

He will be completely lost in his thoughts, just standing there with the broom in his hand and staring into the aquarium smiling to himself, while Bubba would standing next to him, waiting patiently for him to finish watching the fishes, so we could go to see the other animals. Meanwhile I would take grandpa and walking around with him a bit, showing him the different sea animals and talking to him, even though he can´t answer and it´s very unlikely that he even understands what I say.😔

After spending an whole hour at the aquariums, Drayton would finally awake from his daydream, so that we would finally be able to leave the aquariums and now I would looking forward to seeing my favorite animals:

While Bubba wants to see some cute fluffy koalas:

But before we´re able to move even a few steps away from the aquarium, we´re realize something that will force us to change our plans: Nubbins and Chop have disappeared.

In fact, they already sneaked away half an hour ago, because they´re got bored with watching the fishes and now they are wandering around somewhere in the zoo all by themselves. 

Needless to say, Drayton won´t be happy about this. No, quite the opposite, he´s completely enraged.😠 These damn idiots, how dare they´re just walking away? Now he can go and search the whole zoo for them, like he didn´t got better things to do. Oh, just wait until he´ll found them, they will get a beating that they won´t forget all too soon! 

Yes, he will be so angry that he will rant about it quite loudly and therefore we will get some curious looks from the people around us, which Drayton won´t even realize due to his angry state. 

Meanwhile Bubba starts to cry, because the fact that the twins are missing is just too much for him.😢 At this moment he´s actually really scared, cause the zoo is so big and there are so many people - what if we can´t find them? We wouldn´t leave without them, right? We CAN`T leave without them! Yes, he even thinks about the possibility of never seeing them again and of course, this thought makes him cry even harder and I think it´s safe to say that at this point every single person in the immediate vicinity is going to stare at us👀 and who can blame them?😔

I would try my best to comfort Bubba and assure him that we will find the twins, while Drayton would continue with his angry rant, which of course, wouldn´t help to calm Bubba down. The only one who´s pretty unfazed by the whole situation is grandpa and that´s because he got absolutely no clue what´s going on.😞

So when Drayton and Bubba both finally calm down, (which wouldn´t happen all too soon) we would start to search for the twins. We would go to every place, that we think could be interesting for them, but sadly without any success. In fact, after two hours of wandering around, we would even start to wonder if they´re still in the zoo at all. Maybe they´re left without us? This thought causes Bubba to immediately cry again, so I would again have to comfort him, while Drayton would angrily mumble to himself, about how these two half-wits can do that to him. All he wanted was a nice peaceful day at the zoo and now look what happened! He will get so worked up about this, that he´ll gets louder and louder, which of course, will lead to people staring at us again.🙄

When it seems like we already searched every corner of the zoo and there´s still no sign of my dear husband or my favorite brother in law, we would decide to go back to the parking lot and simply waiting there for them, but on our way to the exit, something will caught our attention.

Right in front of the giant tortoise enclosure, a huge crowd has formed and all these people are intensily watching something that´s currently happening in the enclosure. And let me tell you, it´s not about something the turtles do. 

No, these friendly giantic reptilians were just minding their own business, leisurely walking around, ate some grass and just doing what turtles do 

when all of a sudden two men decided to climp over the fence into the enclosure and now the biggest turtle:

is forced to carry one of them on it´s back, while the other one is excitedly jumping around with a camera in front of it and taking pictures of the whole thing. 📸

Needless to say that me, Drayton and Bubba will be completely shocked and also deeply embarrassed, when we realize that these two crazy guys are in fact our two crazy guys. Yes, the man who´s currently standing on the giantic turtle´s shell like it´s a surfboard is in fact Chop and the man who almost slams his camera in the poor turtle´s face while taking picture after picture is of course Nubbins. 

And now things are getting really chaotic, cause a group of zookeepers is already running up to them, while Drayton also climp into the enclosure with the broom in his hand, determined to give the twins the beating of their lifetime. 🧹😠

Meanwhile me and Bubba will stand on the other side of the fence with grandpa (who is currently taking a little nap in his wheelchair😴) and watching how Drayton beats Nubbins and Chop with the broom, while the zookeepers are trying to drag all three of them away from the poor turtle, which is still standing in the center of the whole chaos. Drayton accidentely hits one of the zookeepers in the face with his broom, which causes them to stumble and fall against the turtle. This actually very friendly reptile is now definitely having enough and so it decides to bite Drayton in the leg. Immediately, his angry screams are turning into screams of pain and when the zookeepers finally managing to drag him and the twins out of the enclosure, he hobble very noticeable. 

The zookeepers will escort us to the exit of the zoo and highly recommend us to never come back again. 

On the whole drive back home, Drayton yells at the twins and swears that, if he ever goes to some public place with them again, he will put both of them on a leash. 

So that whole family outing wasn´t what we expected it to be (I wasn´t able to see the snakes, Bubba had no chance to see the koalas, we are now banned from the zoo and so on and so on...). But there´s also one good thing coming out of the whole disaster: Due to the turtle bite, Drayton won´t be able to chase us with the broom for quite some time.😃

#nubbins sawyer #chop top sawyer #drayton sawyer #bubba sawyer #grandpa sawyer #texas chainsaw massacre #domestic fantasies #another family outing #maybe putting the twins on a leash won´t be a bad idea at all

[m34gs]

For the Halloween ask: 🎵 🧹 🔪 🩸

Thank you for the ask, friend! (from this post here)

🎵 - Favorite Halloween song?

OOOOH! I love Halloween so much! Ok, so, I have a couple songs that I really like right around this time, so not so much a favourite as it is a list:

- This is Halloween from The Nightmare Before Christmas, because that song is a lot of fun to listen to, and I like to try to sing like all the voices in the film :D

- Deadwalker Texas Ranger by Sleeping with Sirens, because it is actually about a zombie apocalypse and while that is one of my least favourite type of horror movie, I find it entertaining in song form. I also like the specific phrase "don't bother sleeping without both eyes open", it's rather fun to sing, lol.

- Thriller by Michael Jackson. I don't know if I really need to explain this one...it's iconic.

🧹 - Have you ever made your own costume?

Yup! When I was 12 I wanted to go as a drowning victim, specifically as a victim of the Titanic (I kind of had a phase where I was obsessed with that ship and the history surrounding it...not the movie though. I honestly can say I've never watched it and I don't really intend to because I'm not interested in the story in the movie. I am interested in what happened and what events led up to the sinking and reading about the precautions that have been taken since on ships because of it. It is sort of a morbid curiousity.) So anyway; costume. We made it out of old white curtains stained with tea and sewn together to form a ripped dress, my mother's old boots with the heel and the laces and used some white paint on them to make them look faded, bought black lace gloves and bleached them until they were as light as they would get (an orange-brownish colour that looked like aged fabric), gel in my hair to make it look wet, and a metric shit-ton of makeup on my face, chest, neck, arms, and hands. My mother helped me work on it, and we cut off a piece of cardboard from a box and painted it to look like a plank, and labelled it 'S. S. Titanic'. It was a lot of work, but I was so proud.

🔪 - Favorite Horror movie?

NO. YOU CAN'T ASK ME THIS. IT'S LIKE ASKING ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN CHILDREN. HOW DARE.

Just kidding. I mean, I don't know if I have just one, and likely my answer will vary as the years go by and more movies come out, or even just because people can change...but I'll list a couple I highly enjoy and why:

- Sweeney Todd. It's a horror-comedy musical. So, of course I adore it. Love the soundtrack, the characters are interesting and their motivations are diverse throughout the cast. I love singing along to it.

- Malignant. I just went to see this one in theatres recently, and it's fairly new so I won't say much. However, I did enjoy the plot twist, even though I guessed it early on. You know why? Because they laid good groundwork for it, and even though it is a completely unrealistic concept in terms of reality, the way they set it up made it logical in the universe of the movie, and that is what matters to me. So yes, very good. Also, creepy movements and chase scenes? Yeah those are scary as fuck, and I enjoy that!

- The Saw Franchise. I won't go into my full rant and explanation with all the crazy red strings and corkboard like I usually do for this one...but you've heard me say it enough times. I really like this series not for the gore or the traps (though the mechanics of some of the traps are interesting and sometimes I wonder if I would survive or not) but for the plot. What? Saw movies have plot??? Yes. They do. I enjoy the character of John Kramer (Jigsaw), and I find it interesting how his 'students' follow him or break away from his teachings and all the interesting motivations they have. Also, like the way some of the movies intertwine. And that is all I will say, for risk of launching into a rant so long I won't be able to put it all in one post.

🩸 - Do you like Haunted Houses?

Yes! I like the rush of adrenaline and to see all the hard work and effort the scare actors put into their roles! Best experience in one was at Universal Studios where I went to the Walking Dead one with some friends. Although I'm not a huge zombie person, I did get a thrill from the haunted house walk through, and I actually at one point got so startled I ducked and slammed right into a shopping cart prop that was bolted into the floor lol. I was fine, just a bruise on my arm, but I think I actually startled the poor scare actor, because he kind of broke character for a moment to make sure I was ok. And I do appreciate that very much. Despite me being clumsy, that was my absolute favourite Haunted House experience.

Hope you enjoyed these answers! This was fun :D

#kimium #asks #halloween asks #movies #horror movies #scary movies #sweeney todd #saw #malignant #music #for fun #feel free to ask more if you want

[superlegends316]

I understand all the Oilers fans that are going to be cheering against the Jets going forward, I don’t blame u, been there. Thank u for not making me hate the Oilers, After what happened after our bubble playoff series last year making me hate the Flames, Thank you it was a stressful series but except for that one guy I feel the same about u that I did before the playoffs. I hate the Flames so much it turned me into a full blown Stars fan, with some help from also playing another team I hate Vegas, who kicked the Jets out of the playoffs, Yes I still hate them all these years later

#I know y’all don’t want to hear from Jets fans now #and I might be making it worse #and I am sorry #y’all are still my 3rd fave Canadian team #and I honestly though we were going to get 🧹 #given how we played against u in the regular season #I hope we don’t meet in the playoffs again #I mean that in that those games were stressful and I actually like u #cause honestly given how last playoff series went for us #it made me hate the flames so much #good luck next year I absolutely mean it #and after playing u in just four game #I don’t hate y’all #but that archibald guy kinda hate him #I hate them so much it made me a Stars fan #no joke and I don’t like teams from Dallas but after what the Flames did to my boys #I didn’t care I couldn’t root for the Flames #so apparently I channeled all my hate into loving the Stars #I both don’t regret becoming a stars fan #wouldn’t change it for the world #and kind of regret it like I thought being a Jets fan was stressful #it just as stressful being a Stars fan

[goldie90]

Attending a wedding with the Sawyers 🤵💞👰

Did you knew that Drayton´s got a friend? And no, I don´t talk about his broom, but about an actual human being. I mean, it´s not really a friend, but at least someone he gets along with and whose company he can actually tolerate for longer than just a few minutes, without feeling the urge to beat him up. I know it sounds unbelievable, but this person really exists. It´s a man named George who also lives in Newt and who owns a little diner in the town. Him and Drayton already know each other since they´re were children and even though they don´t have much contact, they really enjoy talking to each other from time to time. I think the reason they get along so well, is that they´re very similar to each other. You should know, George is just as grumpy as Drayton, he´s got absolutely no sense of humor, he loves to complain about really anything (but mostly about taxes🙄) and the most important thing: you would never see him without his broom.🧹 So yes, these two have very much in common, even when it comes to the ladies, cause just like Drayton, George don´t want to have nothing to do with such things. He and Drayton always agreed that they´re don´t need women in their lives, because they only mean trouble and no woman could cook as good as they can anyways. And when it comes to sex (or how they spell it “secx”), then well....they don´t know.😂

So I guess you can imagine how suprised (and yes, shocked) Drayton was, when one day George visited him at the gas station and told him that he´s going to marry. Drayton couldn´t believe it. For a very short moment, he even thought that maybe George was joking, but no that´s not possible because George is never joking, so it must be the truth. And in fact, it was. It turned out that George actually met a woman and fell in love with her and surprisingly she feels the same for him and now they want to marry. And because Drayton is his only friend (even though not really a friend) he wants to invite him to his wedding and he also wants him to be his best man, cause you know, there´s no one else for the job. Also, because George not only got no friends, but also no family, he also asks Drayton to bring his whole family and because George is the only friend who´s not really a friend that Drayton got in this world he agreed (even though he´s got the feeling that this is not going to end well).

So when he comes home that day, he tells us that we all have to accompany him to the wedding and he won´t tolerate any protests. The thing is, neither of us knows George. In fact, until this moment we didn´t even knew that this man even exists, because Drayton never talked about him (Chop even accused him that he simply invented George, to make us believe that he had a friend, which will of course lead to Drayton smacking him with the broom). After this little incident, we simply have to accept that George actually exists and that we´ll all have to attend his wedding, if we want to or not. 

And honestly, neither of us want this. Bubba almost gets an anxiety attack, just by thinking about it. A wedding surely means that there will be many people, people he don´t know and this is something that really scares him. Me and the twins are also not looking forward to this event, cause most likely it will be pretty boring, also it just feels weird to attend the wedding of two strangers. When it comes to grandpa, no one knows how he feels about the matter. He´s currently taking a little nap in his wheelchair💤, but even if he was awake, he wouldn´t be able to share his thoughts with us (most likely, he wouldn´t know what´s going on anyways😟)

The only good thing about this whole matter is that it gives me a reason to buy a new dress👗(and of course a new pair of shoes👠😊). Also, it´s really nice to see my husband in a suit, cause normally Nubbins don´t wear things like that, but okay, the wedding of Drayton´s mysterious friend, who´s not really a friend is of course a special occasion. Unfortunately, Chop sees it the same way and therefore he will try his best to find the best suit possible, which in his case means that he will choose something absolute terrible looking. 

Something like this:

Meanwhile Bubba would be very disappointed, because he can´t wear his pretty woman mask (which would of course be his first choice for the opportunity) so Drayton have to buy him the most beautiful plastic mask🎭 that he can find and then I would have to help Bubba applying make up on it, cause if he does it by himself, he would most likely go over the top with it and we really don´t need to draw even more attention at us, than we already do.😅

On the drive to George´s place, Drayton will tell us very clearly that he expect everyone of us to be on their best behaviour, otherwise we will get a beating we can´t even imagine. Of course, he gives us this speech everytime we go to some public place together, so neither of us will really listen, because we already know it by heart.🥱

When we arrive at George´ house, it becomes pretty obvious why he wanted that Drayton brings the whole family. It turns out that we are the only guests, except for a very old lady👵, who introduces herself as the bride´s grandmother. She´s by far not as old as grandpa, but still pretty old and speaking of grandpa, it seems like she immediately takes a liking on him, because she starts to flirt with him right away, or at least she tries to. Grandpa seems pretty unfazed by her attemps, which is probably because he´s not even aware of them. Meanwhile Chop laughs hysterically and starts to yell: “GRANDPA`S GOT A GIRLFRIEND” which results in Drayton smacking him with the broom a few times and reminding him to behave, which of course wouldn´t stuck for long. 

Now we got introduced to George and as soon as we meet him, we will understand why Drayton likes him, because they´re so similar that it´s almost scary. Just like Drayton, George is carrying a broom around and he wouldn´t even put him away during the wedding ceremony. No, there he stands, looking at his bride and making his vow, while holding the broom in his hand, which makes it really hard for me and the twins not to laugh, because it looks just too ridiculous. Also, it doesn´t helps that Drayton as his best man is standing next to him and also holding his broom in one hand, while his other hand is holding the casket with the rings.

But beside the fact that the whole scenario looks rather unusual, everything goes pretty well and the bridal couple gets married without any incidents. (Even though, when they´re kissing and George is still holding his broom in one hand, Chop and Nubbins both can´t hold back any longer and bursting out in laugther, while I will try my best to look away from George and his wife, so I don´t have to do the same). Meanwhile the bride´s grandma is sitting on grandpa´s lap, who still seems completely oblivious about her advances.😯 Bubba, who´s sitting next to them, is also not noticing anything, because his eyes are only focused on the bridal couple and if he won´t wear a mask, we could now see a happy little smile on his face. He´s so touched by the whole thing, that he don´t even cares about the fact that the groom is holding a broom while kissing his bride. No, the only thing Bubba can think about is how cute these two look together. Also, due to the fact that we´re the only guests at the wedding, he feels much more comfortable with being here than he thought he would. 

So it really seems like everything is fine, but that´s only until Nubbins notices the photographer that George had engaged to take some pictures of the wedding. Actually, the man was already standing there for quite some time, taking pictures of the ceremony, but my dear husband was too busy laughing about the bride couple, to notice him. Until now. And now Nubbins will be really confused, because he just can´t understand why George engaged a professional photographer, instead of simply asking him to do the job. The fact that he and George didn´t even knew each other until today and therefore George couldn´t possible know how much Nubbins likes to take pictures, doesn´t matter to him. No, my darling simply sees it as a great offend against himself and he knows that he have to do something about it. He can´t just sitting here and let this other guy do his job. No, he have to do something and because him and Chop are always supporting each other, Chop will of course also help him now. 

Before I can say or do anything, the twins will get out of their seats and walk over to the photographer who´s currently busy with taking pictures of the bridal couple and therefore don´t notices the two, until it´s too late. And now everything happens very fast, Chop snatches the camera from the photographer´s hands and just runs away with it and while the photographer is running after him, Nubbins will just casually took his place and start to take pictures of the bridal couple, or better said of the bride, because George also runs after Chop and same does Drayton. (And of course, both have their brooms with them🧹🧹)

When the two broom men finally reach Chop, just when he and the photographer are wrestling for the camera, George gives him a hard smack on the head and that´s when Drayton, who was also just about to hit Chop, will stop dead in his tracks and just stare at his friend who´s not really a friend for a second, completely shocked because of what he have done. Suddenly he feels a burning anger rising inside him, because how dare George to hit Chop? He have no right to do so! No one is allowed to hit a member of his family, except for himself and so Drayton does what every man would do in this situation and gives George a smack on the head. Of course, George can´t accept that and so of course he smacks Drayton back. And now the two of them will get into a broom duel, which looks a bit like a sword fight, except for the fact that they´re fighting with brooms instead of swords. 

Needless to say that the twins will immediately start to cheer Drayton on, while Nubbins also takes pictures of the fight📸. Meanwhile me, Bubba and George´s wife will just standing there, a bit worried and deeply embarassed about the whole situation. The only persons who don´t mind the whole chaos are grandpa and the bride´s grandmother, because these two are too busy with...umm... other things. 

The broom fight will go on for quite some time and George and Drayton will both get some nasty bruises out of it, but neither of them seems to care about it. They will simply keep on fighting, until they´re both too exhausted to do so and when they finally stop there´s no way to tell who´s the winner of the duel, because they both are looking equally beaten up🤕. At this point George will simply tell us to leave and he also tells Drayton that from now on, he don´t want to have  anything do with him anymore, which is completely okay for Drayton, because he feels the same way and so we just get grandpa (whose whole face is now smeared with lipstick💄for some reason and he´s also smiling very weakly, which is something you don´t see often) and heading back home. 

Later Nubbins will show us the pictures he took and when Drayton sees the one which shows him hitting George right in the face with the broom, he can´t hide the smile on his lips and he actually asks Nubbins if he can keep the picture. It is now hanging on the refrigerator and no matter how bad his day was, whenever Drayton looks at it, he immediately feels a bit better.😊

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