#and I am salty

[fossilizedpr0tienpowder]

I know your activities.

#and i am salty

[roz-ani]

You guys are really lucky it's so easy to believe that

#yes I am being salty #THIS SHOW DESERVED MORE DAMN IT #GIVE THEM MORE EPISODES NEXT SEASON YOU COWARDS #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #alastor #mine

[ikayblythe]

A new transliteration of the Rain World scripts

An update to this. I am the original creator of that interpretation, and to be fair I'm a little tired of not getting proper credit for it.

The entirety of this was done by comparing the 'alphabets' to our own, and assigning phonetic values from there. The logographs were interpreted similarly, but with Mandarin 'etymology' instead. I wrote...quite a bit! About it! You can read the individual interpretations for each symbol in the doc below:

#rain world #rw #rain world art #worldbuilding #i guess??? #rw sunshower #i am honestly quite upset by the folks who used the older one letter-to-letter without acknowledging me #especially bigger rw artists #you know who you are #not to be salty but im salty about it #i wouldnt be surprised if it was shared around though so people wouldnt have known #but this isnt canon #this is my interpretation and i think i deserve acknowledgement for it! #okay rant over

[river-bottom-nightmare]

hmmm okay i’m seeing the “dick grayson is a ray of sunshine” tag increase in popularity and i feel as though i may need to clarify that whenever EYE use it, the “dick grayson is a ray of sunshine” tag is not adorable harmless smiley optimistic ball of sunshine dick. to ME dick grayson is a ray of sunshine (brilliant and brutal and furious in a way that is impossible to dream of being until you meet him) (he is simmering and sharp and too bright to look at head on, raise a hand to shade your eyes) (he burns the skin of your arms and your shoulders and your cheeks until your flesh is blistered and red from prodding, in pain and glad for it, or darker and bronzed, grateful to be touched by him at all)

#or something like that. anyway. that's just me #i am mayhaps a bit in love with him #and have read too many harmless sweet little ball of sunlight dick fics and am salty about it #immovable object (me who has never gotten a sunburn and just keeps tanning) #vs unstoppable force (my roommate who burns the minute the sun gets within a 10 foot radius of her) #dick grayson #nightwing #dc

[iooiu]

sister of four younger brothers = violence at every corner

#the day i stop projecting my karai propaganda is the day i die fighting nick for my crossover episode #seriously is that too much to ask??? is it RLLY THAT HARD TO DELIVER smh i am throwing SUCH a tantrum over this #anyway have i mentioned i simply love karai my beloved #i was robbed of a lot of things and this family dynamic was one of them #will forever be salty and bitter and all things unpleasant ab this #tmnt #tmnt2k12 #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt karai #mikey #leo #raphael #raph #leonardo #michelangelo #donnie #donatello #hehe look at me tagging all their nicknames too absolutely NO ONE is escaping my karai propaganda #nick u better watch out i am so ready to throw hands for that rottmnt cross over #kk im done #eldest of five

[heartburiedingreece]

Reject modernity

Embrace tradition

#this is no hate to sewis landoscar or their fans #though i am a little salty how sewis fans get to be happy and i just sob day and night about brocedes #but that's not their fault #and i do genuinely love all these drivers and duos #but i do like brocedes more than i have liked anything in my life ever #:) #sewis #landoscar #brocedes #simi #carlando #loscar #sebastian vettel #lewis hamilton #oscar piastri #lando norris #nico rosberg #kimi raikkonen #kimi räikkonën #carlos sainz #logan sargeant #formula 1 #formula one #f1

[relaxxattack]

okay because of the differing opinions on @calware's post i had to go and check for myself. after all, we've all heard info passed down the fanon grapevine over the years. so, here it is:

is dave strider right or left handed?

obviously, this being homestuck, character sprites flip like every half a second, so i'm trying to take that into account here. alright, let's plow through an entire comic's worth of dave panels.

in his very first appearance, dave uses a katana from his wall to slash through his name command left-handedly.

he proceeds to use his left hand for many actions he takes in his apartment, including typing.

he then uses his right hand to fistbump cal, open the attic, pick up a sword, and escape the puppet pile. his computer is also set up for his right hand.

so already we've got a lot of switching going on, as to be expected with homestuck. i'm going to just try and focus on "main" shots now and not minute sprite details, since those seem to switch constantly.

dave climbs the staircase after picking up the sword with his right hand. however, when beginning the strife with bro he switches it to his left.

during that fight his sprite (and dominant hand) flips many times. while he is laying on the floor beaten he texts john with his right. once he gets up, he resumes typing with his left. [EDIT: he pretty much always uses his left hand when texting; there are very few panels where this sprite is flipped.]

during the [s] enter, dave is famously seen drawing a sbahj panel with his mouse right-handedly. he does this again talking to tavros later. his computer setup seems pretty consistent in this way.

during [s] accelerate, dave flips his sword between hands multiple times both in sprite and hero mode.

then, for no apparent reason except for that he probably hates me and wants me to suffer, dave switches his main hand back and forth repeatedly for the entire rest of the comic.

he frequently carries his sword in his right hand, except for stray panels where, when actually using the sword, he favors his left (panels 5 and 8 above). however, this isn’t a case of him only carrying with his right and then using his left to actually wield— because as you can see in panel 9 above, he also uses it right-handedly.

he uses his left hand during the entire fight with jade and bec, but then, switches back to his right during cascade.

during meteorstuck he seems to use his right hand for most activities, including drawing and writing, except for the penis ouija scene, in which he uses his left.

he takes all his selfies with his right hand, then confronts jade with his left hand. his watch is also positioned on his left wrist, which is traditionally an indicator of right-handedness; and he holds his sword in his right again as he absconds.

during the dogfight he makes most of his attacks with his right hand, and switches to his left to parry bec. when he dies in game over, he's holding his sword in his left.

he's using his right hand in essentially all of the non-sprite shots in collide, except for this last big red one.

that's all i've got.

conclusion: ????

in all honesty, he seems to switch between either hand frequently enough that you could make an argument for almost anything. hooray, everyone's headcanons are valid!

though i will say that he definitely uses his right hand more frequently in panels. if you only count panels where he's actually using his sword, it's closer to an even split, but i'd still tentatively say that he favors right more often than not.

the widespread fanon concept that he canonically only uses his right hand while drawing and otherwise uses his left, is unfortunately mostly cheryypicked in terms on panels. but that's not to say it's necessarily wrong. there's too little consistency in the art to definitely call it false

considering he's been seen both writing and swordfighting with his left, you can headcanon whatever the fuck you want! (and let's be honest, he has leftie vibes).

that's all! hopefully this helps someone. this took way too long to do help

#did i just spend hours scouring the entire webcomic for every instance of dave holding something ever? yes. what are you gonna do #homestuck #dave strider #hsmeta #op #am i perhaps salty that the popular headcanon i believed for years isn't true...? who's to say... *eye twitching*

[carlyraejepsans]

people will be like "toriel and asgore are both flawed!!!" & then immediately drop a take so cold it makes it clear they've never thought about her for more than 2 seconds consecutively in their life.

#undertale #toriel #i am SALTY!!!! salty #biscia hater moment

[theslimeologist]

can we take a moment and ask what happened here? like what did they do to her??

oh.

#THE FINGERS THE FINGERS #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUH #cuphead #suddenly very salty after looking up the dev history of this show #i haven't watched it btw i had no idea what the animation was actually like #i squinted at it for so long and realized it isn't hand drawn and my heart sunk like a stone #like i had literally assumed it was hand drawn but idk why i thought so #it so clearly isn't #says a lot that three seasons of this show were shat out in ONE YEAR #i think i would defend cuphead the video game tooth and nail to the death #because of it's dedication to hand drawn animation #which i'm unreasonably passionate about #and idk #seeing the dlc for the first time is like... WOW. #looked up ms chalice to get a funny gif and here i am #i saw those shots side by side and screamed z;slkdjf;lasdkj

[skritchskratch-art]

they're roommates and bfs 🛏️

#spideypool #venompool #symbrock #aleksaidraws #marvel #fanart #stopped drawin spideypool for a while #bc i was salty abt getting fLAGGED for drawin THE TAMEST THING #anw here they are but im not reposting the flagged piece bc fuck it #clearin my to-draw backlog but i must admit #i am on a winterbaron high rn soooo

[niobiumao3]

it's so interesting to see people weighing anchor with Ventress and Crosshair after he helps her on the Marauder, but to some of these same people TechPhee despite 4 episodes of direct interactions is 'rushed'.

almost like there's a fundamental difference. wonder what it could be!

#star wars #the bad batch #spoilers #yes I am fucking salty

[blee-bleep]

ngl kitten, mommy nature is having a bad time rn

#idk actually am just doodling #ceres fauna #hololive fauna #hololive en #holoen #bleeart #their pokemon unite stream was actually so good i went back to watch fauna playing moba games #and i got this mental image of fauna walking out of her room exhausted and salty after a 5-hour battle #kinda wanna play a moba now but that feels evil

[starsovermyhead]

Every time Salmondean have a Talk about Dean's feelings, it goes like this:

S: why r u sad talk to me talk to me talk to me ur sad don't lie talk to me talk D: (opens up and reveals that he has a giant bleeding wound in place of his heart yet again). S: :0 S: :( S: :| S >:( S: wow, that sucks. Uh, have you tried to get over it?

#txt #i am being facetious and ignoring the wide range of sams reactions for the sake of the joke btw #salty post

[erial-c]

this is how i feel 80% of the time when the redacted patrons r postin abt early access and bonus audios and sneak peeks and stuff comin out and

#i am not salty i am just sad #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #love you guys though thank you for the updates 🤞🤞🤞

[a-dragons-journal]

Genuinely, how do so many anti-endo people have the fact that they're anti-endo and "fakeclaimers DNI" right next to each other in their profile/pinned/etc.? Babe, you are the fakeclaimer. The thing you are doing when you say "DNI endogenic "systems"/supporters", putting "systems" in scare quotes to state that you don't think they're really systems, is by definition fakeclaiming. You just think that it's justified when you do it because this time you've got the REAL fakes and you REALLY know how to tell when someone is lying about their experiences and identity, pinkie promise. That doesn't make it not fakeclaiming - all fakeclaimers think that. They wouldn't do it otherwise.

#rani talks #if you are one of these people and you actually have an answer feel free to tell me #i am actually kind of curious how you justify this apparent self-contradiction in your head #(if you approach me politely i will be nicer in tone than this post is when responding to you i promise LMAO) #(i'm just salty bc yet another one of these cropped up in the otherkin tag)

[cosmicwhoreo]

the salty siblings- I just luv them so much

#Cookie run #CRK #cookie run kingdom #salty shark crew #cookie run npc #Rookie cookie #legend of the duskgloom sea #stole one of the lines from a tumblr post i saw #The blue bastard is trans and i am not going to be moved from this stance you will die trying #rookie cookie #I promise they're more competent than they look as sailors #Puffer is baby #can do no wrong #republic sailor cookie 2 #republic sailor cookie 1 #candy diver cookie #captain caviar cookie