#and B. bookers mortal enemy wasnt napolean but that bitchass coward robespierre

[thegayguard]

I'm aware Booker was born in may but given thats a stupid ass decision I've decided to ignore it

#booker #hes a cancer #he was born on 20 july and his birthday during the republic was at the start of thermidor #also speaking of how did he not die during the republic???? #this man was a twenty something forger bad enough to get caught #and they just.....didnt find him during the REIGN OF TERROR?? #like everyone was suspicious of everyone then #you got better rations for snitching on your neighbours #this was some full on hunger games level shit and booker just.....somehow got through that #and yet was then caught during the empire????? really. #anyhoo. i just think it would be funny if A. joe got to make jokes abt lobster thermidor #and B. bookers mortal enemy wasnt napolean but that bitchass coward robespierre