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dougielombax · 2 months
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Is that?
No….
It CAN’T be…
Oh my god…
It IS!
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BALLS MAN!
The guy who fell through the DashCon ball pit and was never seen again!
There he was chosen.
Stripped of his consciousness.
Becoming something far more powerful than any mortal human.
Balls Man.
I was wondering where he got to!
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Some Muser history for you young'uns: the infamous "Hi we're Muse and you're watching Rage" video clips
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Will never not love it opening with "Hey Matt, what band are we in?"
Poor Dom trying to steer the ship in a respectable direction, Matt and Chris not helping at all 😂 Also, none of them can keep a straight face.
They seem weirdly fixated on medical imagery in music videos.
There's also something funny about "For some reason we chose Flash Gordon" like Matt hid it from Dom and Chris 🔫
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homicidalfantrolls · 2 years
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this is very important I need to see the biggest height differences in your ships that when it comes to writing you pretend isn’t so drastic bc otherwise they can’t even kiss properly
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This is moidus who is 9’6 and his mate Zinkra who is 4’10”
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rhythmicreverie · 2 months
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A character, once meek, found strength in transformation. The sorcerer's apprentice, bound by ancient lore, unlocked hidden powers. In a world of shadows, they forged their own light.
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I cast my spell,
smoke this spooky weed,
make my eyes red,
help me raise the dead.
-Ouid Sorcerer circa 1356
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canisalbus · 3 months
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“he also employs a very competent personal doctor” - does this doctor have a name, or breed, or perhaps reference pictures? I would like to know… for reasons, lol!
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Doctor Matteo Frosini, I imagine him as a fiftysomething Bracco Italiano from Florence. He has a dignified and collected look to him, but he can be surprisingly jovial and good-natured as well. Above all he's pragmatic, confident in his abilities and unflappable in a time of crisis.
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theribbajack · 8 months
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"Both of you, faithless fools who would dare to take up arms against the king of earth and sky!"
The words "Zonai Ganondorf" entered my head and I haven't been sane since. Perhaps in the Zonai version of the legend, the warlord "Gannon" sought after the secret stones, and the incarnation of Hylia draconified herself to stop him alongside the Ancient Hero.
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westpapuaarmy · 2 years
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ANCIENT LORE REVEALS HOW WARRIORS MANIPULATED THEIR ENEMY’S SENSES IN BATTLE
ANCIENT LORE REVEALS HOW WARRIORS MANIPULATED THEIR ENEMY’S SENSES IN BATTLE
From whistling arrows and trumpeting elephants to battle cries and eerie horns, ancient soldiers used sound to frighten and confuse their enemies. AS IF THE tumultuous din of battle is not horrendous enough, over the ages, humans have discovered plenty of ways to exploit sound in warfare. I found an astonishing variety of ancient acoustic weapons while researching my book Greek Fire, Poison…
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dire-vulture · 4 days
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please everyone send energy with me that the new ancient will be Fat..
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demeterdefence · 2 months
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even ignoring everything else wrong with lore olympus (which in itself feels impossible) there is just something really egregious and insulting at the way a "modern retelling" over an ancient greek myth just full-heartedly whitewashes the entire culture and mythos.
and it's not like rachel is the first to do it - greek myths and legends have been whitewashed for centuries, depictions of the gods have been categorically stripped of their ethnicity and origins long before rachel got a hold of them. it's the fact that rachel goes out of her way to insult the original myths whenever she can, that she emphasizes and pushes a western-centric mindset and viewpoint over and over and over and not only reinforces the whitewashing, but continues it down the line.
like, this is the first episode.
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rachel goes out of her way to mock the original styles and wardrobes of the ancient greek world, and i get her attempt was to make persephone feel "out of place" with the more "modern" clothing that the other gods wear, but it really just does more to a) demonize demeter, who is almost always in traditional clothing, b) sexualize persephone.
go even broader with it, move away from the clothing itself, and rachel doesn't even bother to use any of the ancient traditions that are core to the myths. like for the love of god, she uses a christian wedding for persephone and hades!
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greece is the birthplace of modern democracy and had a powerful judicial system, and rachel instead uses the modern / western iteration of court because ... why not
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(completely unrelated but the inserts of everyone except eros and aphrodite come from the stupid zoom session zeus had back when he first charged persephone with treason, meaning we have proof yet again that rachel isn't drawing the characters into the scene, she's making pngs and sticking them into pre-arranged backgrounds downloaded from stock images)
and there are ten thousand more examples i could pull, because this is just the whole entire comic. you can look at a lot of modern adaptions and see where things have been modernized respectfully, and where they are done with disdain for the source material - no one is claiming percy jackson, for example, is perfect, but the author took a great deal of care in his research, and the love for the original myths and culture shine through. lore olympus has zero respect for the original stories, exemplified in how rachel demonizes demeter - the actual crux of the myth. it's bad writing and bad research and further attempts to whitewash a rich and storied culture that had people from so many walks of life, who existed in full spectrum of lgbt identity, who did not conform or even know of the world that exists today. you can modernize without erasing it, and rachel's refusal to do so is one of the many issues tacked to lore olympus.
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I felt so cursed searching for this on youtube (lol), but here's possibly one of the most notorious bits of no-context Muse lore yet.
I can't tell whether to say "I'm sorry" or "you're welcome", Hullabaloo was just a weird time for everyone.
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ketchuplaser · 2 years
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What.
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trashiiplant · 2 months
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Bit of a Cosmo dump. I also tried my hand at making an ancient oc :)
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harryseyebrows · 2 years
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hmm have we ever even seen his ass before? I feel like the nudes we’ve seen have been from every other angle but that lol
mix-a-lot’s in trouble
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lpa6zn · 1 year
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I had seen a joke about Orpheus and Eurydice, but looking back, I don't laugh so much anymore
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ganondoodle · 5 months
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Sonia redesign + Zelda (ancient)
she is the one to seal ganondorf in an intentionally cruel way to take revenge for him killing rauru
she also had a daughter from a previous marriage that she named Zelda after an ancient legend from long forgotten times; while she technically had both time and light powers, she could only take ahold of one (struggeling to grasp a certain power you are pressured to awaken reference ;) ) which is time, it was not the one she was supposed to manifest as her status was always associated with light, in her younger years she was often looked down upon but despite that later proved to be a capable leader
shortly after her first marriage was ended rauru and the rest of the remaining sonau (engl zonai) came from the underground to warn the folks living on the surface from a great evil that was told about in ancient texts they had found while mining desperately for the stones they had grown reliant on for survival
this warning later evolves into the plan to seal ganondorf away before he could even become a threat, through all those discussion and planning sonia and rauru grew closer and eventually married; the plan was to be executed in secret to give ganondorf no time to even consider to reveal what demon they believed he really was, but the secret got out and ganondorf enacted a counterattack in the form of stealing one of the enigma stones in order to put pressure on the hyrulian kingdom, but he gets betrayed by the gerudo that will be their sage in the last confrontation, however in the time that the gerudo sage takes to warn sonia and mobilize to save rauru ganondorf has already confronted him and though he did not plan to kill him he does so, more on accident really, as rauru did not listen to a single word he said but instead acted erratic like a helpless man trapped in a cage with a hungry bear, essentially starting a fight of life and death
when sonia arrives at the scene it is already to late; thanks to the enigma stone ganondorf can escape her grief-striken rage but sonia is out for revenge and sees him killing rauru as proof of the warnings of old, she wages war and at the end seals ganondorf in a cruel cage between life and death, even at the cost of her own life
her daughter, having witnessed it all, grows up bitter and determined to make hyrule a kingdom that will never fall again
(totk rewritten project)
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