#an idiot said this

[adeva-eira]

Damian: How do I ask Marinette to go to Prom with me?

Dick: oh Dami...Just give her some Roses and tell her how much you'd like to go with her.

Tim: No give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her that it'd be sweet if she'd go to Prom with you.

Steph: Lol no. You should Toilet paper her bike and say "It would wipe me out if you went to the Prom with me"

Jason: Nah boring. Pour a heart shape on her lawn with gasoline and light it on fire and say "My heart would go up in flames if you'd go to Prom with me".

A few days later...

Alfred, Bruce, the boys minus Damian and the girls in the living room:

Marinette: *bursts through the door* ALRIGHT WHICH OF YOU ASSHOLES TOLD DAMIAN TO SET MY LAWN ON FIRE-

#dc x miraculous #maribat #marinette x batfam #miraculous x dc #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #daminette #damian wayne #marinette dupain cheng #an idiot said this #precious dorks #protect him at all costs

[321spark]

"This is a callout post about my friends, stop adding my dad to group chats"

-Sol

#an idiot said this #incorrect iwatex #i was a teenage exocolonist #sol iwatex

[321gark]

"Put your Priest hole away I don't care for it"

-Virgil

#an idiot said this #incorrect sanders sides quotes #sanders sides #incorrect sanders sides #quotes from my dnd campaign #virgil sanders

[liannisha]

Hangman during an exercise: Ha! Got you old man!

Maverick: Congratulations Hangman, you are officially a rare pearl.

Hangman: I know I know, it was too easy. What can I say? I’m unique.

Maverick: You surely are. Number 1 in all Top Gun history. I have never seen someone shoot down their own wingman.

Hangman: Wait wha—

#top gun maverick #top gun: maverick #jake hangman seresin #pete maverick mitchell #incorrect quotes #an idiot said this #headcanon

[notsodailycake]

I am an idiot and persistent fool who, instead of practicing the basics, jumps right into the difficult project and learn from there

#i am currently trying to animate something #because i have the need to do so right now #idk what i want or will animate #but something otta come out #cake talks #an idiot said this

[tired-idiot]

tired and an idiot. It works for me.

#im just tired #an idiot said this #ahhhhh #Hi

[mfshipbracket]

#surprise couple! #mf ship bracket #mf ship bracket 2023 #bonus round #kylo ren #rey #reylo #anti-reylo #star wars #unsure how to tag these i've been relying wholly on amanda's research and fandom experience. #ummmmm #king charles #royal family #camilla parker bowles #parasites in chief in their idiot hats #full credit to amanda messaging me at 4am like “i think reylo could beat king charles and camilla. food for thought” #hope u guys enjoy <3 #like i said. this is my little thought experiment #anti reylo tag here like . do we need anti monarchy too. sorry this one is hateful

[galaxgay]

I love the look on Crowley's face when Aziraphale does something bad without any outside influence. And not morally bad, just... definitely not something angelic

The sheer glee in her eyes, he looks like hes falling all over again every time.

#the first time in eden #crowley didnt know Azi well and thought it was crazy an angel disobeyed orders #and said “omg wait who are you?” #in the bookshop #Crowley knows Azi #and is revelling in him doing something bad #because she genuinely believes Azi deserves it #also bc im sure its amusing when the angel is horrible at being just that #good omens #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #good omens s2

[idioticwriter-talks]

Writing stuff is fun

But also such a pain

But that's what I do

#random #writing #thinking #an idiot said this #tired thoughts #i'm just so tired #im an idiot #how does this website work #how do i even tag this #how do tags even work

[almondcroissantsandink]

The Thomas Thorne Affair

#thomas thorne #bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts fanart #bbc ghosts kitty #bbc ghosts robin #artists on tumblr #the thomas thorne affair #i was absolutely ZOOTED and FEVERISH with the flu when i colored this yesterday and was very pleased with how everything turned out #like i was so so sick #how Romantic of me to create art while bedridden lmao #art #digital art #six idiots #i like that i went zine level of detail for just a fun drawing #i showed my mom and the first thing she said was 'oh you would look so pretty in that (Thomas's) outfit' #like slay mother thank you #mathew baynton #mat baynton

[321spark]

"Threats are banned at my workplace so I have some alternatives but my current favourite is 'go away or i will open the windows' because for some reason that one works"

-Marz

#an idiot said this #i was a teenage exocolonist #incorrect iwatex #marz iwatex #it's important to note that there are posters up abt how threats are banned in the building #this was not said under the belief that threats are allowed at most workplaces

[321gark]

Patton: How do undead creatures call eachother?

Roman: Facetome?

Patton: I was going to say "with a mobile bone" but yours is way better

#an idiot said this #incorrect sanders sides quotes #sanders sides #incorrect sanders sides #quotes from my dnd campaign #patton sanders #roman sanders

[nightgoodomens]

I love that David Tennant’s lovely little retirement plan is to do a Good Omens theatrical tour with Michael Sheen that basically never ends.

“I am not joking. I’m not joking about that.”

#also when he said Michael doesn’t walk anywhere lmaooo #good omens #crowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #aziracrow #michael sheen #David Tennant #michael x David

[ineffablyruined]

You know the part about this moment that gets me?

It's not what he says. It's that little, desperate exhale when he's done.

This one:

Do you see the way his chest just collapsed after he said, "But I can't have you risking your life." That thought just clenched his heart in panic and you can physically see it.

We can see it.

I'm fine. Really.

(I'm not. Does brainrot ever stop??)

#michael “acting choices” sheen #strikes again #and absolutely kills me #i lied when i said i was fine #good omens #ineffable idiots #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #az fell #aziraphale loves crowley

[southern--downpour]

gl!ranboo doodle sheet bc i am actually going insane

#generation loss #genloss #generation loss fanart #ranboo #ranboo fanart #haha get boxed idiot <- said while actively crying #virgil arts #this was drawn at like. 4-5 am while i watched my bf play a half life mod #dude this series has actually grabbed hold of my brain its so so good #also i was in fact looping puppet boy while drawing this #songs just good also started making me feel very sad about gl!ranboo and i think that was the point lmao

[eternallovers65]

Moments in Charles Leclerc that are so insane I wish I made it up but can't, because this stuff can only happen to him

- When his watch got stolen and he decided to CHASE the guy with his custom ferrari 488 pista

- When his former girlfriend got locked out of the apartment and he wasn't answering his phone so she had to subscribe to his Twitch channel to tell him to open the door (please watch his former streams I beg)

- When he crashed Niki Lauda's 1974 ferrari during the Monaco historic grand Prix (his luck I swear)

- Every Monaco Grand Prix ever (the infamous charles leclerc curse)

- When he went to dinner with a guy, posted the picture on Instagram and it turns out it was an international criminal wanted by the Interpol

- He went to a restaurant once, handed his car to the valet and the car was out of fuel

- When he went for a run, took some photos with fans and this couple started to fight in front of him

- When he didn't realized his tiktok likes were open to the public (it was mostly fan edits of himself, baby goats, babies but mostly fan videos about himself)

- Recently, he dropped his airpods in the airport floor and decided to use this gigantic clamp to get it back

- Or just his babygirl esque nature (i love him <3)

- He accepted a ride from two strangers just because he couldn't find a cab (Arthur was also in the car!!!)

(Also, feel free to add more, please, and every time he does something so charles, i will uptade the list)

#he's so dumb i love him #idk felt the need to tell you bitches how much i love this idiot of a man #also because i saw the video of him catching the airpods and said it out loud 'stuff that could only happen with charles' #anyway this man isnt real and i love this stories so much like its so unhinged #also guys if anyone knows who did this edit please let me know i got from twitter a long tkme ago and idk who made it #charles leclerc you will always be famous #f1 #charles leclerc #scuderia ferrari