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#an iconic quote tbh
wispedvellichor · 1 month
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Starting Classic!Who thinking all the hype about it was mostly nostalgia but the first ep is basically like
Teacher: What's up with Susan Foreman?
*cue 10 minute montage of unfiltered Susan Foreman autism*
One: Heeheehoho im gonna electrocute a teacher ‼️‼️
Susan: Grandpa no!!
One: *Kidnaps teacher*
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rentumblsstuff · 1 month
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Boy Jerry: What are you doing out here?!
Steph: I-
Boy Jerry: In five words or less!
Steph: *sighs and counts her words on her fingers* Out. For. A. Walk… Bitch.
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naruto: to be fair i get obsessed with all the sad people i meet
sasuke: oh so you’re like this with everyone then?
naruto: oh god no i’m the most obsessed with you by FAR i was just trying to make you feel a little less weird about it
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kazoosandfannypacks · 21 days
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Dunstan: *invites his crush to spend a few minutes alone with him*
Dunstan: *tells her a story about an ancestor he relates to who fell in love with a woman exactly like her*
Dunstan: *stares longingly into her eyes the entire time*
Dunstan, later that night: OH MY GOSH DO YOU THINK SHE MIGHT'VE REALIZED I WAS FLIRTING WITH HER?
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Rose: Did you find out about the new bidet?
Dave: NO??????
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drawthething · 1 year
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"I'm sorry. You are?" - "Better than you"
"Ha! Can't afford regular yogurt"
"Well I kissed her first and you kissed her worst"
"Seattle has drugs"
"And A is for 🎶 asthma which is a disease 🎶 that takes people's 🎶 breath 🎶 a-waaaay"
"Put. the lips. down"
I think we all know who the ultimate star of Two for Tina is
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*Gunther and Jane are older* *After a battle*
Jane: Gunther, you need to hold still, you're losing a lot of blood and that could have really negative effects-
Gunther, sliding in and out of consciousness: You have beautiful eyes.
Jane: HE'S LOST HIS MIND!
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autismmydearwatson · 1 year
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This has been on my mind a while but I do think Heath Ledgers Joker is the best. Not in a redditor neckbeard "I'm just like him" way, I'm speaking as someone for whom The Dark Knight is actually my FOURTH Favorite Batman Movie (after Batman Returns, The Batman, and The Lego Batman Movie of course). The genius of Heath Ledgers Joker is that he sort of reveals what I think are the bare bones of the Jokers character and reveals why the Joker movie failed. The Joker isn't SUPPOSED to have a backstory or a reason. He's not SUPPOSED to make sense.
This is summed up in what Alfred says. "Some men can't be bullied, bargained, or reasoned with. Some men want to watch the world burn." And the Jokers quote "this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object." "Do I look like the kind of guy with a plan? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!"
When Batman fights the Joker, he's not fighting a person whose motives you can pick apart and analyze. When Batman fights the Joker he is fighting the physical manifestation of the chaos Gotham fears most. Gotham is already gripped by crime. What if the criminals stopped having reason? What if money couldn't appease the mob? What if crime truly became cruel and indiscriminate.
With this interpretation of the Joker, it makes sense why he changes his story every time he says how he got his scars. Why no one can pinpoint where he came from or why he showed up. Why Batman can never really defeat him. The Jokers whole character concept at his core is that he's not so much a character but a mask given to an abstract concept. And the Dark Knight is the Batman movie that I believe best represents him as this unstoppable force.
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tariah23 · 8 months
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I don’t even watch naruto but I scroll thru ur naruto tag for sasunaru🫡
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lilacmingi · 7 months
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
(you're half 52 next year)
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ignore the date pls lol 😅
Thank you!!
I’ve been walking around quoting that all day actually lol I even took pics with my giant balloon numbers and swapped them to say 52 just for giggles
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incorrect-pokemas · 2 years
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sorry for not many actual incorrect quotes lately =/ ive been busy
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kinntheerapanyakul · 2 years
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i see vice versa is sticking with incorporating 2gether and theory of love elements, huh
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troublewithvampires · 9 months
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@bxtsence said: ( humor )
(childhood memories - open)
humor - a joke from my muse's childhood
Salvatore grins, flashing his fangs. "You want a joke?" he drawls. "Well, I got one." He holds his hands up, clawed fingers gesturing for emphasis as he speaks.
"Ya' ever hear what the politician said when he had to make a decision?" A deliberate pause. "'I'll double-cross that bridge when I get to it!'" The joke has Salvatore snickering to himself, clearly delighted.
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mythvoiced · 2 years
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-. starter call
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While I work on my queue, would anyone like a one-liner? >:3 I’ll be using lines taken from Pa.ndora H.earts; if you have a preference re: muse, absolutely let me know, if not, muse will be chosen using a randomiser~ ♥
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more-profound-bond · 2 years
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#19
Dorian Pavus' quote for today:
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