#an absolute UNIT of a lad

[reegis]

met a new neighbor and hes so cute,, im nervous what should i say to him 🙊🥰🥰

#ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE LAD SPOTTED IN MY BACKYARD #NOT A DRILL #absolutely adorable fat baby aaaaau #also definitely in the top 5 biggest opossums iv ever seen #lad is a Unit the pictures do not do him justice #1 like & ill kiss him on the forehead #/j #i missed seeing opossums every day since i dont live in the middle of nowhere anymore :’^)

[thats-entirely-too-much-tuna]

raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by the 4x03 trailer 🖐🏻

#wwdits #wwdits spoilers #what we do in the shadows #what we do in the shadows spoilers #nandermo #in awe at the size of this lad #absolute units corrupt absolutely

[harkthorn]

In awe of the size of this lad. Absolute unit

#bird #birds #pigeon #pigeons #feral pigeon #feral pigeons #dove #doves #rock dove #rock doves #columbidae #absolute unit #in awe of the size of this lad #doing his best

[jettiebettie]

I kinda wish Yu Yu Hakusho would have a resurgence, if only because I feel people today are more likely to love and appreciate Best Boy Kuwabara this time around.

#yu yu hakusho #kuwabara kazuma #I love him your honor #tired of being a fanclub of one (1) for this absolute unit of a lad #yyh

[tarosucheon]

what absolute idiotic fuckwad decides to schedule all the major projects + exam deadlines in consecutive days

#taro talks #four assignments due right before a final full course exam #right before a final major project that goes on for two days that decides whether or not i fail a core class #right before another unit final project #lads i might not make it out alive im gonna be real w u #if you never hear from me after this assume the absolute worst #hitting bedrock bottom

[disappointingcabbage]

He body too big for he gotdamn head!!

#was informed of the existence of this absolute lad today #absolute unit #he body too big for he gotdamn head #absolute lad #vertebrate morphology #bio major #they/them in stem #they/them #cotylorhynchus #look at him #fossil #prehistoric lad #if you put wings on this man #he’d be that fucking dragon from the dnd movie #doofy lookin ass #i love him your honor #he’s just a little guy #he’s a silly little guy

[impossible-rat-babies]

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#i was also thinking about eyrie and zenos sex when i was Rudely Interupted #by cat on plant munching CRIMES #like bruh right in front of my thoughts #Toulouse my heathen my lad my absolute unit #owen talks

[starlytenight]

So there are different generations of puffs, and they're yeeted out as babies. Why are they yeeted? Who made up the procedure? Also, how big was Meta Knight's generation? How are they doing now?

Yes they are! The yeeting thing began in Galacta's generation, and he was among the first few that happened with. Most were still naturally born so there was a mixing thing going on with families adopting space babies.

That's a question not even their own kind truly know. All that is known is that their elites are off somewhere in hiding doing this for their species and for the galaxy as a whole.

Mostly thanks to a prophecy of a fabled Puff being the one to take Nightmare down and they were getting desperate to keep themselves alive. No one even knows where their home planet is, if it even exists anymore. Even Velesia, was one of the oldest living Puffs has no idea about their home planet. She's from the generation before Galacta or Arthur (aka the Bronze Star Generation) and most of whatever she knows is lost beyond what she can recall/was told by The Ancients.

The Dark Matters were not exactly very nice to their cousins when they were fighting back.

As for Meta's generation, aka the Silver Star generation...

They're doing just fine. It's a very small generation since Nightmare was still picking off the GSA's remains until Arthur rebranded as Star Warriors and tried to rebuild the almost destroyed faction. He picked up what few Puff children he found and he could only find these four in his travels and weak numbers.

Dragato was is the eldest of the Silver Generation and has the Water Ability. He also has a fondness for dragons (hence his name and his little tattoo over his arm) and is a very relaxed sort and does often take up leadership in Arthur's stead. He and Meta used to butt heads over leading at times but they got along well.

Falspar is the second oldest and is a rowdy rascal. He and Meta used to get into all sorts of trouble and those two definitely were reckless together. They were the closest out of their group despite their clashing personalities---Falspar actually knew Meta when he was young and stupid and closer to his Mirror World counterpart. He has the Metal Ability. He also likes doing art as a hobby and was the first to try to learn a bit of Japanese when young Meta was struggling with English.

Noisurat is the youngest of the group and has a Fire Ability he never learned how to manage. He never brings his wings out out of fear of burning someone (he actually burned Dragato's arm by accident but Dragato has long since forgiven that incident since they were kids.) He's quiet and bonded with Meta over books mostly. He's a brute only in battle but outside of it is the quiet kid.

All in all the other three of the smallest generation are fine, they're just with Arthur in trying to help save planets and whatnot. Only Noisurat has been contacted in the 10 years Meta flew the coop because of his grief from losing Jecra and Garlude thanks to needing info on Necro Knight and Lady Sis Knight. Meta loves his foster siblings but when you live for a really long time, sometimes time slips and before you know it a decade passes.

But yeah, the Silver Generation is by far the smallest one and was the closest to extinction the species got to. Kirby's generation, the Gold Star Generation has a bit of a boom happening because the prophesized Kirby is finally here. They also realized, oops we need more babies STAT.

#Poor Arthur doesn't know how to answer these hard questions he was a naturally born lad #Meta is probably going to make history for his generation once he accomplishes everything he's trying to do because damn boy #He's also uniting the generations with absolute powerhouses together aka Galacta and Kirby and just bringing hell to Nightmare by doing so #As for Velesia's generation we don't see her Warp Star so who knows what color it was before it was bronze :) #ASMR Chitter Chatter #Starlyteart

[hauntedfalcon]

i have shameful carnal feelings about themberchaud the dragon

you get back here and tell us more anon

#Dungeons & Dragons movie for ts #no shame though! thunder chad is an absolute unit #THERE's a lad you cast Grease for #(and maybe Bigby's Hand)

[mookidmp3]

DJUNGELSKOG??🥰💖❣️😩💕🥰✨

the very boy himself!!!!!!! he is so much bigger than expected in real life gemma u would be amazed at his gargantuan frame 💛💛💛

#in awe of the size of this lad #absolute unit #carried safely home on the bus by my flatmate 😌

[memequeen92]

have you ever thought of making a springtrap ita bag?

like the actual bag itself? I'm not really a physical crafts person, tbh - most of the time I just get antsy and my brain screams at me for sitting still too long... and if I bought one my cat would almost certainly try to eat it. I don't really have the room for a bag like that, anyways, as fun as it would be to have one.

I did buy a nice pin banner somewhat recently though, and have been looking for Springtrap pins to put on it

I also have a growing sticker collection of (primarily) Springtrap... if it is Springtrap, I am probably buying it. ;v;

#also if i misunderstood anything pls understand my iron levels rn are... whew lad. #my brain is in power saving mode as it were. #i bought a giant rabbit plushie the other day bc it was yellow. he's huge. 30 inches long. my cat is DWARFED by this absolute unit #forgive my lack of posting i am genuinely barely sentient rn ;-; #ask #i get knocked down. and then i get knocked down. and then i get knocked do

[tanoroe]

watching killing eve bc me and the blonde evil (i think?) bitch are both from the same city irl

#RAAAAAAAAAAAGH #apparently people find the accent sexy which is mad #the beatles don’t count theyre old people scouse #search up the lad who goes on about mane in a interview #i only do absolutes la #scousers unite

[plasticine-dreams]

So then, who wants to help fund this absolute chonker? Taking donations

#it is my birthday in a few weeks after all 😉 #in awe of the size of this lad #absolute unit #oh lawd he comin #chonker #wailord plush #over £400 is a bit steep for me #but god damn I want it #Pokémon

[local-ragamuffin]

Attempt 3 at posting these big lads

#costa rica chronicles #big lads #crocodiles #absolute units

[clownaddict]

Important picture of the absolute lad of a miniature glittery plastic crocodile I stole from the hospital yesterday

#my precious #little glitter lad #small crocodile #he is an absolute tiny unit

[nemesismess]

ATTENTION

JELLYCAT IS MAKING A CAPYBARA PLUSHIE LOOK LOOK

THE ABSOLUTE UNIT

THE MAD LAD

WELCOME HIM INTO YOUR HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!

#capybara #jellycat #i found out thru tiktok