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goldenreel · 11 months

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Please reblog for better results!

#eurovision #esc #esc 2023 #Eurovision poll #as an american watching in america and trying to explain to my friends what the hell is happening I'm curious

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nanoa1foryou · 3 months

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Every time I watch an American react to Eurovision for the first time, they something along the lines of "US shouldn't compete because we'd just bring Beyoncé and win".

So, realistically speaking...

Reblog. Please.

Also, please share if you're from the US or not.

#eurovision #esc #eurovision song contest #beyonce #beyoncé #yes I've legit heard the specific example of beyonce multiple times. It's like the go to for americans apparently.#Apparently she's just the end all be all of american music.

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weird-things-first · 11 months

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Visiting Edgar The Seal together :)

koska sä oot ylivoimainen

#käärijan #käärijä #bojan #bojan cvjeticanin #eurovision 2023 #esc #esc 2023 #edgar the seal #south american sea lion #vienna zoo #myart #patagonianmerileijona #käärijän

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readtomanyfanfics · 1 year

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Fuck this

#eurovision song contest #eurovision #eurovision 2023 #esc 2023 #esc #what the fuck #i dont want the americans in our eurovision #the only countries that i kinda get are the european countries that arent competing this year #but still

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burymeinblack2022 · 1 year

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Happy eurovision 1st to those who celebrate 😌😌💅💅💫✨

#European Tumblr abt to take over for the month yessirrrrrr #txt #wow anna said something #anna's shitposts #welcome to the circus #eurovision song contest #Eurovision #Esc 2023 #Eurovision 2023 #Q #THIS IS A EUROPEANS ONLY EVENT. AMERICANS *GO HOME*

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taviamoth · 24 days

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ISRAELI ARMY USING PALESTINIANS AS HUMAN SHIELDS AT AL-SHIFA MEDICAL COMPLEX

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A report by Euro-Med Human Rights Monitor released on 23 March has documented the Israeli army’s deliberate use of Palestinian civilians as human shields, to protect its forces and military operations inside Al-Shifa Medical Complex.

This comes several days after the Israeli army began its assault on the medical complex on 18 March, resulting in hundreds of deaths, injuries, and arrests.

Additionally, dozens of residential homes surrounding the complex were destroyed and set ablaze after being raided.

TESTIMONIES:

○ A Palestinian, K.F, said Israeli forces attached cameras to him and three other young men, giving them remote orders to inspect rooms inside Al-Shifa. He was made to do this for several hours before being forced to evacuate the complex with his family.

○ An elderly man in his sixties, M.N., said that his son was forced to enter sewage areas underneath the hospital, and witnessed others being made to stand in front of Israeli forces and vehicles at the entrances of the complex to fortify and prevent their targeting.

○ The wife of a nurse at the hospital witnessed her husband being used as a human shield to open doors to sections in Al-Shifa Medical Complex for several hours, before he was told to evacuate the hospital towards the city of Deir al-Balah. Her husband’s fate remains unknown.

○ Several families near the complex reported that Israeli forces used detained young men to enter homes and force Palestinians to evacuate to central and southern Gaza. A woman from the "Arafat" family reported that the Israeli military sent a detainee in his late thirties, stripped of his clothes except for his underwear, to inform them to evacuate their home within 30 minutes, threatening to bomb it over their heads. Following their evacuation, they witnessed several others in similar conditions.

[via RNN]

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ask-finny · 9 months

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Cha Cha Cha.

#((we were so robbed for real))#hetalia #aph finland #((oh and for you americans it's a eurovision thing))#hetavision

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officialromaniantranslatiuni · 11 months

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my brother: I've heard this song a million times and I haven't even heard THIS actual song until now

#eurovision #esc 2023 #Belgium #it's too american but gay enough

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kazuichikazuichi · 11 months

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another käärijä drawing because i am SOOOO normal about him i promise (screaming very not normally) i love him i love him i love him

#probably dumb to post this this late bc most of europe will be sleeping rn but oh welllll #im from the uk but my sleep schedule is so bad i might as well be in an american timezone #anyway. JERE <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 kissing him soooo hard in my head im in love with him and i hope people like this drawing #käärijä #kaarija #jere pöyhönen #he's my little meow meow babygirl #eurovision #esc 2023 #esc23 #eurovision 2023 #cha cha cha #my art #i love him sooooooo much you have no idea. im in love with this man

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elfpen · 2 years

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I, an uncultured American who did not have the chance to actually keep up with Eurovision this year, have just spent several hours attempting to educate myself on the current state of the contest exclusively through tumblr’s “Eurovision” and “esc” tags.

Here is what I have learned:

Pussy

And salads, it’s part of a balanced diet

Norwegian wolves like bananas or something

You’ve heard of hot girl summer now get ready for ballad song spring

Are you actually in Eurovision if there isn’t some choreographed bumping and grinding

Okay but like are their costumes supposed to be wolves? Bananas with teeth? Did a wolf get knocked up by a banana? I have so many questions

I am not 100% certain of the name of the mad lad from Ukraine who was dancing like that but my god he can get it

Italy and Spain are upset with each other? I think? Unclear. I saw a lot of mentions of Italy and very little elaboration.

The final is apparently going to be boring because the censors are all cowards

There is a not-insignificant push to get the crowd to scream “pussy” during the final to protest Latvia’s ouster, they’re right and they should all say it very loudly

Okay but I’m hung up on this wolf banana thing. Like it’s sexual, right? Is it? Am I just too deep in the internet? I literally cannot tell, I just see these dudes in yellow lycra with little foam teeth pasted on what the hell am I suppose to do with that

Wait shit if it’s not supposed to be sexual I sound like a pervert MOVING ON

Turquoise carpet is the girl they tell Met Gala not to worry about

I do not know what the juries look like but I’m imagining a panel just. A supervillain-scale conference room table full of balding old white men with identically depressing briefcases

Obligatory dragging Britain through the mud

Interestingly most of the UK roasting posts I saw were written by Brits, further reinforcing my theory that you all have a humiliation kink

Okay but like, regardless of whether or not it’s meant to be inherently sexual, are the banana wolves furries? They have no fur. But like not all furies are actually furry, you know?

There is a full on “avenge Latvia” movement to establish their right to say “pussy” on international television and honestly it’s one of the more unifying and inspiring moments I’ve seen in Eurovision in a few years

Still not sure what the deal with Italy or Spain is, help

I have not been able to determine who this dude is with the plants all in his beard but I want to see his Pinterest board

Okay but seriously though, is this what happens when you give furries acid?? Acid, Adobe aftereffects and lycra????

The “cat with salad meme” sequel exceeds expectations

Like a good reality tv programme, the Eurovision-through-the-eyes-of-tumblr binging experience makes me feel like I’ve wasted several hours of my lifespan but leaves me hungry for more

#eurovison song contest #eurovison 2022 #esc22 #unsolicited thoughts from an American #y’all aren’t doing great per se but carry on sweetie you do you #pour one out for Latvia #esc #eurovision

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his-heart-hymns · 2 months

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You might have heard all the buzz about Lloyd Austin being chosen as the first Black Secretary of Defense by President Biden. So today, I stumbled upon something interesting. Turns out, Austin sits on the board of Raytheon Technologies, one of the biggest players in the defense industry, getting millions from stocks and compensations. I wasn't shocked a bit. It's just how things have been working in American politics for decades. The American government starts unnecessary wars, showering defense companies like Raytheon and Boeing with billions in contracts. And in return politicians, generals and bureaucrats get fat payouts. The elected "ruling class" enjoys lavish lifestyles while millions of civilians throughout the world are slaughtered and starved to death. Too much freedom and democracy.🤡

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nanoa1foryou · 11 months

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Gotta agree with Tank on this.

When the losing song is a cultural phenomenon transceding language barriers and hitting virality across the globe, and the winning song is mainstream pop, you cannot make the argument that the better song won. It was not the better song. The audience didn't think it was the better song.

#it wasn't a bad song but you can't say the best song won on this because that is untrue by a lot of metrics #the only time in my life I've agreed with an american on eurovision but it's tank so he gets a pass #he knows what eurovision is about #eurovision #esc 2023

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floralcrematorium · 7 months

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i think one of my favorite things about Hetalia is when there's a Big Event like the world cup, the olympics, or eurovision and people draw the characters participating

specifically remembering the 2014 world cup "we are one" AMV today. i was in 7th grade and we would watch bits of the world cup during art class. meanwhile i was making a literal ceramics project based on the mochis while doing so

#i love seeing all of the hetavision outfits #unfortunately i am An American Who Has No Access To Watching Eurovision Live so i always have to like #check out the spotify playlist in the spring before the competition and then. Wait. to see who won #hetalia

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totallynotgayforyou · 11 months

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The best thing about eurovision is that americans aren't involved

#sorry americans your all great but i like when its not about you #eurovision

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rowenas-megacoven · 1 year

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All the lil Europeans/gays/gay-Europeans logging onto tumblr.com on this fine Eurovision 2023 debut:

#god I’ve missed this #my favourite time of year #better than Christmas #seeing blogs I thought were American outing themselves as gay and European like 👀 heyyyyy 👋#eurovision #Eurovision 2023 #esc 2023 #esc 23 #I wanna post more during the semis bc I’ll be too drunk @ the finals #mwah.txt

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taviamoth · 24 days

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🚨 Palestinian Ministry of Health in Gaza:

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Daily statistical report on the number of martyrs and wounded due to the ongoing "israeli" aggression for the 172nd day on the Gaza Strip:

The "israeli" occupation commits 8 massacres against families in the Gaza Strip, with hospitals receiving 81 martyrs and 93 injuries during the last 24 hours.

A number of victims remain under the rubble and on the streets, and the ambulance and civil defense crews cannot reach them.

The toll of the "israeli" aggression has risen to 32,414 martyrs and 74,787 injuries since last 7th of October.

Palestinian Ministry of Health

Gaza Strip

26 March 2024

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