Fuckin US customs take literal years to get thru plus it's understaffed in customs over here tkk😭
America [ derogatory]
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My "favorite" part about active threats drills is when we hear the "This is an active shooter warning, please evacuate or barricade your rooms" and we never know if it's real or not and the class just collectively groans even if we hear running or shouts
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I'm sick and it might only be the fever but I just had a thought that we could've named Stucky Barnes&Noble instead.
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Prussia and France calling themselves America’s dads during the revolution to make sure this boy does not end up with crippling daddy issues is the real war here
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Do you live in Northville?
no i live in southville, a little bit close to eastville but not too far from westville
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Anyway
When Jag wins on Nov 9, Bowie and Matt are going to feel really stupid for taking out America during the double eviction because that was likely the only time in the entire post-jury that Jag didn’t win hoh or veto
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All I want in life is a charming butter dish
And 20 thousand dollars of high end kitchen equipment
And a thick bitch to feed morsels to.
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Can't take this dingus anywhere without him giving everyone the crazy eyes smh
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ngl sometimes i think about the american micronations like "damn this boyscout of a guy literally fathered(?) punks" and then i remember that normal people don't put faces to geopolitical bodies.
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