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incorrect-dungeonbreaker · 15 hours ago
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Amelia: I’m going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games.
Morbos: I’m always straight.
Fizz: Oh, man, that’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told.
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incorrect-dungeonbreaker · 16 hours ago
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Amelia: I can’t be around someone who’s just fueled by bitterness and negativity.
Fizz: Well then, what are you doing here?
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Fizz: The quickest way to a man’s heart is through the fourth and the fifth rib.
Amelia: Really? I thought it was food or booze…
Fizz: Well… I guess poison could work too.
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Amelia: Some people give off a vibe like right away they’re like “don’t f*ck with me”.
Amelia: My vibe is more like “hey you could pour hot soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you”.
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Morbos: Some people give off a vibe like right away they’re like “don’t f*ck with me”.
Morbos: My vibe is more like “hey you could pour hot soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you”.
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Airship Worker: Captain Amelia, there’s a ship approaching.
Amelia: Scan it.
Airship Worker: We’re detecting an unusual amount of Sass, Captain.
Amelia: I know them…
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Fizz: I can’t believe this sh*t. This is literally pure hell! I don’t deserve this f*ckery. [continues swearing under his breath]
Amelia: Woah, woah. What’s that all about? What happened?
Fizz: Nothing, I just get cranky when it’s hot.
Morbos: It’s 12°C…
Fizz: Well, f*ck you too.
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Fizz, texting Amelia: Sometimes a clown is in your house. Sometimes not. It depends.
Amelia: If there is a clown on my airship, I will kill you.
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Fizz: [pterodactyl-like noise]
Amelia, alarmed: Are you okay? What the f*ck?
Morbos: He’s fine, that’s just how he deals with frustration.
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Fizz: I’m the most responsible adventurer.
Amelia: You literally just set the kitchen on fire.
Fizz: Yes, and I take responsibility for that.
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Amelia: You have to pick your battles.
Morbos: One of the battles that we picked was to stop Mist and Tim from running plastic tubes all over the house and placing hamsters inside of them.
Fizz: They were gonna call it Tube City.
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Amelia: You know, I blame Farid for this. And Fizz, I blame him too.
Fizz: What did I do?
Amelia: I’m sure you did something.
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Fizz: There are only three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way, and the Fizz way.
Amelia: Isn’t that just the wrong way?
Fizz: Yeah, but it’s faster.
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Amelia: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
Morbos, sighing: Fizz’s…
Fizz: F*ck sh*t up out there, but don’t die.
Erik, wiping away a tear: Inspirational.
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Amelia: So what’s it like dating Fizz?
Morbos: Once, I asked him for some water when he was mad at me. He brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”.
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Amelia: I need all of you to be straight with me.
Fizz: That’s gonna be extremely hard for everyone here, Amelia.
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