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anti-rop · 2 years
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elrondslefteyebrow · 1 year
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legolas’ only job is to be hot and say mysterious things and honestly i respect that
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fishfingersandscarves · 4 months
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disa and one of her dwarflings
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curufinrod · 2 years
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Morfydd Clark as Galadriel and Charlie Vickers as Halbrand in Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power, S01E03
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sunderedseas · 2 years
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i do think it’s a little hypocritical to complain about amazon’s lotr show because of amazon being evil (which is true) but would you have also boycotted the lotr films when they came out? what about the hobbit movies, where wb used that production to fuck up worker’s rights in new zealand? be real with yourselves, would you? do you still give money to warner brothers after the shit they’ve done? i bet you still do.
you don’t have to watch the show, obviously, pirate it if you so please (pirating is great especially with the wb shit going on) but don’t act like you are morally superior because you aren’t going to watch the show, don’t act like because you don’t consume a piece of media that you are morally superior to anyone else
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wine4thewin · 2 years
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Alright, so everyone and their mom has at least one grievance with The Rings of Power, so let me air mine.
Why the hell does Amazon think that Celebrimbor looks like this? Like a grumpy boring professor?
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How do they NOT KNOW that Celebrimbor, grandson of the infamous house of Fëanor, actually looks like this:
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And if Amazon knows none of this, they clearly don’t know that Celebrimbor's evil ride or die BFF looks like this:
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Well done, Amazon. You missed out on the chance to milk their tragedy-filled, horrific cat-and-mouse style bromance that ends in despair & literal torture.
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SCREAMING CRYING SHAKING THROWING UP DYING WEEPING BASHING MY HEAD INTO THE WALL
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vildo · 2 years
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Sauron was nicer to Celebrimbor than Amazon
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symphonyofsilence · 2 years
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So, now, according to TROP, Finrod, in Valinor calls Galadriel 'Galadriel', which is a name given to her by her husband after she goes to Middle-earth and sees him there. the aforementioned husband has not been mentioned in the show so far. instead, Galadriel flirts with an original character and to a lesser extent, with her future son-in-law who is generations younger than her and is apparently her bestie now. (But they don't even mention that Galadriel is Gil-Galad's aunt cuz God forbid she actually has some of the caliber that she canonically had. Nobody listens to her, nobody looks up to her, nobody even calls her "lady".) She doesn't even inform her husband and says goodbye to him when she decides to go to Valinor. She doesn't go to see him when she apparently comes back from years of expedition.
(And Galadriel and Halbrand accidentally hold hands in their sleep in the concept art so make of that what you will.)
Also, Galadriel is the Sindrin form of "Alarariel". The Noldor of Valinor, including Finrod, didn't know Sindarin, a language spoken by the elves of Middle-earth.
Then how should have they shown that this child is Galadriel you might ask? Well, they didn't have any problem showing her with the same shift she was wearing in her childhood flashback when she was grown up! But actually, I say, change that whole scene! The point of the scene was probably Finrod's dialogue about the buoyancy of the stone and holly shit! Was that bad! The dialogues are so trying to be philosophical and epic and end up so cringe!
And apparently, Finrod had sworn to find Sauron?? And Sauron found him first?? And killed him?? After the first age??
And look, there is "breaking lore" and then there is "eliminating the whole Akallabeth" which the show is about.
Finrod dies saving Beren. If Finrod wasn't with Beren in the quest for Silmarils, Beren would have died. (Since Beren managed to get that close to Sauron because of Finrod's shapeshifting arts, he might have died sooner.)
And had Beren died, there would have been no Dior. No Dior, no Elwing. No Elwing, no Elrond and Elros.
Elrond is now in the series, and Elros is the first king of Nomenor, which is the subject of a large part of the series.
And it may seem that this will just eliminate the first king of Numenor. But no. There will be no Numenor at all.
Had Beren died, the Silmaril would not have been taken from Melkor's crown and gone to Doriath. The sons of Fëanor wouldn't attack Doriath. Elwing, who would not exist in this scenario, even if she did, wouldn't have gone to Sirion and would not meet Eärendil, and once again, Elrond and Elros wouldn't exist. But more importantly, the sons of Fëanor wouldn't attack Sirion, and therefore Elving wouldn't throw herself into the sea with the Silmaril, so Earendil wouldn't know that his land was gone and that his children had probably died, and reached his last straw and gone to Valinor to ask for help, and because the Silmaril wasn't with him he wouldn't have managed to reach Valinor.
So Eärendil wouldn't have reached Valinor to ask for help, the War of Wrath wouldn't have happened, Beleriand would still be in Melkor's grasp, and the men wouldn't have helped the Valar during the War of Wrath so the Valar wouldn't create Numenor as a reward for them.
Therefore, a huge part of the series should not exist.
But no, apparently the showrunners thought it was more important to change Finrod's death to motivate Galadriel's absurd plotline, in which the wisest of the Eldar throws herself into the ocean and sidestrokes her way from Valinor to Middle-earth. (Valinor that Galadriel was not allowed to go to in the first place... so the whole point of the scene where Galadriel passes her test by rejecting the ring and succeeds in going to Valinor is lost. After removing the story of Galadriel's ambition and that she had come to Middle-earth to rule a land of her own and spent the Second Age looking for that land, and replacing it with this pointless plotline, removing both Galadriel's arc and the weight of the scene that she rejects the power of the ring.)
Also, apparently, Finrod took the oath of Fëanor. Yes, technically, that wasn't the oath of Fëanor. That causes its own problems but I understand that they didn't have the rights to some things but then THEY SHOULD HAVE LEFT IT ALONE! But a bunch of elves holding their swords out while the narrator is talking about how the Noldor swore to defeat the enemy and went to Middle-earth is alluding to the oath! They knew what they were doing when they added it!
And they could have just added a bunch of elves crossing ice with Galadriel, Finrod, and a dark-haired man in blue leading them?! Show the Noldor coming to Middle-earth, strong Galadriel being a leader, Finrod coming to Middle-earth, and a little cameo of Fingolfin without basically showing Fingolfin if they hadn't had the rights (just like how they showed little ginger children in Valinor probably with Amrod and Amras in mind) and stay true to the lore!
Also, with that hairstyle, show! Finrod looks like a popular but bullying captain of a high school's basketball team who would bully book! Finrod for being a theater nerd.
Oh, and, Celebrimbor apparently doesn't have any relationship with the dwarves before Elrond's arrival.
And Elrond, the heir to the Sindarin throne via Thingol, Noldrin (Gil-Galad's heir) via Turgon, and all the houses of the Edain is not an "elf lord" enough!
And yes! That was important! Cuz Elrond, the heir to any thone that there is, CHOSE instead become a healer, minstrel, linguist, loremaster and basically hotel manager. (I like what Robert Aramayo did with the role though. Elrond, Durin, and Disa were the only characters I liked.)
They keep needlessly going against canon! Not having the rights to this book and that book is not an excuse to willfully go against anything the books say!
And you might say that these go against the books, but are not bad writing.
Well, there is bad writing, too.
Show! Galadriel is SUCH a one-dimensional, unlikable, unrelatable character. All she was during the whole thing was angry and in posession of a dagger. With a single purpose and one thing to do. Making bad decisions while pretending to be wise. And the acting doesn't help it at all.
And jumping from the edge of a sword?! Listen, either your world has rules different from ours, or it's the same and you can't break physical rules in such a world! When you establish swords and people's wrists in your world as something that can be deflected with other swords, you can't say that they can endure (the weight of a person+ their armor)×(the acceleration of that person+ g) AND navigate a distance (r×teta) while enduring this weight to give that person an acceleration!
And you can't make people care about your characters and thus their plotlines with 5 minutes at most for each of them in every episode! There's not enough time for anyone to get invested. They don't have any filler scenes to show their characters and their relationship and make us care about them.
And that going to Valinor scene?!
We KNOW Galadriel wouldn't go to Valinor. So if you're choosing that bold plotline (going against the canon and logic along the way) the focus shouldn't be on whether or not she would go, but HOW she wouldn't go! I guess it was supposed to have the emotional weight of someone rejecting heaven for a cause or a person or something but it didn't work. Cuz we didn't know this show's Galadriel. We didn't know much about her adventures in Middle-earth and her relationship to the land, how she fought for it, who she had there (like...you'd think adding Celeborn and Celebrian would have helped), and her cause, keeping Finrod's oath did not work cause FINROD DIDN'T HAVE SUCH AN OATH!
And there is a LOT OF telling and not showing.
So yeah, to answer the showrunners question "can we make the novel that Tolkien never wrote?", yes, you can. You just did. Tolkien never wrote any of these. And would never.
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lotronprimesucks · 2 years
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The only way to kill this show dead is to keep silent and refuse to post about it. Don’t send hate to other fans, don’t harass the cast and crew, don’t talk about how awful it is, don’t believe a single thing they say, and don’t give in to their emotional manipulation. Don’t join the subreddit, don’t follow official accounts to troll or mock, and don’t engage with paid influencers OR people talking positively about the show.
Streaming services don’t have to release viewer metrics, so Amazon can and will lie to us about how this show is actually a huge success. Don’t be fooled! Stay completely silent no matter what! We can, and should, #RejectRingsOfPower.
(feel free to repost this to any site, as often as you like!)
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please tell me i’m not the only one who sees it.
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Look, I respect the rings of power going their own way and not copying the peter jackson movies design-wise (although I adore the movies)
But putting humans into the story before they were even created, Celebrimbor looking older than Galadriel because she has to be a young and beautiful woman while he can be an old wise man, or the fact that Galadriel wears a Fëanorian star, the symbol of a cousin that she despises...
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what a fun show !!
finale spoilers under cut
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curufinrod · 2 years
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saint michael vanquishing satan (1518) // lord of the rings: the rings of power (2022)
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gaylostboys · 1 year
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the dwarves to Bilbo while escaping mirkwood:
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faustandfurious · 2 years
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TROP!Galadriel: I lost my husband
Celeborn: STOP TELLING PEOPLE I’M DEAD
TROP!Galadriel: Sometimes I can still hear his voice
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