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maplesyrupsainz Ā· 2 months
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Ė–āŗļ½”Ėšā‹†Ė™private, not a secret | MV1Ė–āŗļ½”Ėšā‹†Ė™
pairing: max verstappen x wife!reader y/n (she/her)
genre: social media au, established/secret relationship
warnings: very fluffy :))
summary: in which you and your husband like to keep things on the low so much so that none of his fans know about the family you have together
a/n: i luv this req tbh i lowkey luv writing kids in it's sooo cute im lowkey broody af atm too šŸ˜­ helllll
request!!!: Hi!! Could I request an smau with max where he has a secret family or something idk I just think it could be really cute !
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maxverstappen1 my girls
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carlossainz55 god i look so cool
yourusername hahahhh yeaaa
carlossainz55 ???
yourusername nothing matešŸ˜„
yourbff aww i need to come see you guys
yourusername yes please omg šŸ˜§ alice said she misses her fav aunt !
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user7 omg hi y/n
user8 YES A Y/N FEATURE
user9 omg he let her out of the basement
user10 šŸ’€
danielricciardo go off
maxverstappen1 yessss!!! whatever that means
user11 lol
charles_leclerc tell y/n we want her at the next race please
maxverstappen1 she will come if the babysitter is free šŸ‘
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maxverstappen1 she said she'll think about it šŸ§ 
user12 WHAT
user13 Urmmmmmmm did you guys see the deleted comment
user14 do max & y/n have children?
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charles_leclerc i am sorry on his behalf y/n šŸ™
yourusername hahah dont worry about it charlie
oscarpiastri get him on a time out asap
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yourbff aww the world deserves to know about little alice
yourusername they will soon we're keeping her childhood safe for now
maxverstappen1 you already know she's gonna come watch her dad race soon šŸ˜Ž
yourbff im sure she'll find that very fun max
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there is always going to be rumours ahout my relationship considering we keep things to ourselves, neither of us find it necessary to comment on them very often. *laughs* i've never heard anyone say i'm hiding y/n, no. we have always been private but never ever a secret and that's how it will remain for the most part
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user21 NOOOO WAYYYYY
user22 this is so so so so precious
user23 omg i feel so honoured that this is being shared with us even tho it's only a small piece of their lives šŸ«¶
user24 max being a girl dad JUST MAKES SENSE
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maxverstappen1 i love you more ā¤ļø
user25 this is so special
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danielricciardo congratulations again bro you have a such a beautiful family
maxverstappen1 thank you daniel šŸ˜„
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yourusername this account will never go public gang dont worry!! especially because im pregnant again šŸ¤«
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oscarpiastri omg congratulations y/n
maxverstappen1 and me?
oscarpiastri oh right yea sorry max forgot, congratulations mate
danielricciardo congratulations guys šŸ«¶
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maxverstappen1 you are so beautiful
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maxverstappen1 i love making you blush
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maxverstappen1 i love you my girl šŸ’—
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kooberryfields4ever Ā· 4 months
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releasing a little earlier than anticipated cos itā€™s 4:30am and i canā€™t sleep cos iā€™m busy thinking abt jay ā€¦.. i was sooo excited to work on this one iclšŸ˜­šŸ˜­ jay nsfw alphabet will be a ride (literally) šŸ™ jake up next and then enha hyung line is finished nd iā€™ll probs start teasing fics/drabbles ā€¦. & iā€™ll probs release ones for jk/soobieboobie too so if ur interested in them pls look outšŸ„ŗ
content warning : nsfw below the cut, dom/sub vibes, ddlg, breeding, spanking/bdsm (minor) etc etc
MDNI !
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A = AftercareĀ (what theyā€™re like after sex)
jay is a very attentive and romantically in-tune guy !!! despite how rough he likes to be with ur body heā€™ll always make sure ur perfectly looked after when heā€™s done using u
and boy will he use uā€¦ā€¦ like aftercare is very much necessaryā€¦.. more on that later :3
B = Body partĀ (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerā€™s)
fingersā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ guitaristā€¦ā€¦ need i elaborate???
and heā€™s so good with them too like to the point where some nights u beg him to just use his fingers to get u off
his favourite body part of urs is ur ass :3
just loves seeing how red it gets when he spanks u to tears
the way it jiggles after he slaps it n it just feels so good to play with it n grab it n spread it so he can get a perfect view of ur holes all creamy for him :((
C = CumĀ (anything to do with cum, basically)
very clean abt it, likes using condoms so he can throw away whatā€™s necessary and thereā€™s less to clean up
but on the off chance that heā€™s feeling particularly primal :))
expect to be fucked absolutely to the brim w his cum :))
like iā€™m talking no holding back full breeding kink jongseong mode, wants to see u full enough to carry a baby even tho ur on the pill nd the chances r so low <;/3
D = Dirty secretĀ (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
has maybe thought abt babytrapping u once or twicešŸ˜„šŸ˜„ he canā€™t help it :(( the thought of u with a beautiful round belly and swollen tits makes his mouth water :(( just wants u bred so perfectly, wants to make u a mummy so badā€¦..
E = ExperienceĀ (how experienced are they? do they know what theyā€™re doing?)
i think jay is one of those naturally gifted sex havers
like i donā€™t think he watches porn much and like everyone else iā€™ve spoken abt i think itā€™s too early into their career and theyā€™re too busy to experience much in their own schedules
but he just gets it,,,,,, like he knows his own vibes and he knows what heā€™s into and heā€™s VERY in tune with his partners
F = Favorite positionĀ (this goes without saying)
reverse cowgirl :3
loves to see that fat ass bounce while he fucks u from belowā€¦.
gives him a god opportunity to pull u back against his chest n wrap his fingers around ur throat too
drives him crazy seeing u get lightheaded while he pounds into ur pussy
G = GoofyĀ (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
defos a more serious lover but not in a sunghoon way, more intimidatingā€¦.
i just see him getting rly turned on when u listen to his instructions and take what he says seriously outside of sex, so i feel like it would apply during as well
but not necessarily always serious
like there are days he feels less dom and just wants to fuck his girl nice and slow, feel u squeeze around him, thatā€™s when heā€™ll be open to a few giggles and having fun
H = HairĀ (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
in between hoon and heeseung methinks
like not fully shaven but def trims shorter and more regularly than hee
feels more masculine with hair nd kind of likes when he sees ur nose buried in his bush when u give him head
I = IntimacyĀ (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
heā€™s very romantic <3
sex is passion and love and seduction and jay wants to make sure that even when heā€™s being rough and a little bit mean u know he loves u beyond what he could possibly articulate
so yeah expect candles and roses and slow sensual music while he drives himself deep into ur cunt
J = Jack offĀ (masturbation headcanon)
likes to have a wank every now and again, for his health x
not shy to call u up or text u (sext u) when he wants to get off and ur not around
just be prepared for videos of him jerking it from start to finish where all u can hear is the slickness of his cock in his hand and his quick breaths while he tells u how bad he misses that cunt of urs, wants to fuck his cute little girl so badā€¦.
K = KinkĀ (one or more of their kinks)
donā€™t shoot me
a little bit of ddlg
discovered it one night randomly when u guys were discussing ur future and having children and u referred to him as ā€œa daddyā€ offhandedly
made his cock instantly hard, he just knew that second he had to fuck u and fill u with his cum and get u to call him daddy again the whole night like a good little girl
also think heā€™d be major into giving praise, not much of a degrader but if ur being a stubborn little girl donā€™t expect him to be nice about itā€¦.
L = LocationĀ (favorite places to do the do)
bed.
yawnnnnn kooberry will u ever say anything different
no >:( enha hyung line to me (minus jake) want to share their intimacy with nothing but the bedroom !!!!!
like why fuck u anywhere but in his bed where he knows nobody else can see his little girl while he pounds into her tight pussy and works her clit until sheā€™s cumming around his cock again and again :((
M = MotivationĀ (what turns them on, gets them going)
when ur being rly attentive and good for him, like without realising
like if he tells u to get something from the fridge for him and u do it without questionā€¦..
takes all of his willpower to not stop cooking and bend u over the kitchen counter to stuff u full of his fingers nd praise u for being such a good girl for daddy :3
N = NoĀ (something they wouldnā€™t do, turn offs)
probably heavy degradation, calling u a slut, whore etc
i think the worst heā€™d say is ā€œstop being such a fucking bratā€ nd thatā€™s if ur testing his patience like pushing his buttons to no end (which he enjoys sometimes)
would also probably start fucking u harder and faster in apology while spanking ur ass beet red for being a brat
O = OralĀ (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
prefers giving. loves treating u good and making sure ur looked after before him
itā€™s not sex with jeongseong if u havent orgasmed at least once before he fucks u
maybe even twice
likes receiving too, loves when u relax ur throat around him and let him use his hands to guide u nd fuck ur throat a little
especially when u gag a little omfg. drives him crazy with need like ā€¦. ur letting him use ur mouth soooo well like a good girl
defos still more of a giver
P = PaceĀ (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
fast and VERY rough
like shoving ur face into the pillow to get u to shut the fuck up while he pounds into u kind of rough
canā€™t have anyone else hear how good his little girl takes his cock can he ???? then heā€™d rly have to punish u
flips u onto ur back so he can pin ur legs against the side of ur head and shove himself deeper and deeper while sucking on ur nipples and rubbing ur clit aggressively
Q = QuickieĀ (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
he would, by this point heā€™s an expert with ur pussy and knows he can make u cum easily if ur both needy but on a time crunch
like i can picture him shoving u into the supply cupboard at mubank before prerecording and pressing u against the wallā€¦. has to apologise over and over again for the stretch cos he canā€™t open u up properly rn but itā€™s okay cos ur already so wet he can just slide right in anyway :(( and then his fingers are already at ur clit or tweaking ur nipples so u cum first <3 nd he can get u on ur knees and shove his length down ur throat until he finishes with no mess :3
R = RiskĀ (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
sure, risk is a part of the fun ;)
would gladly take u in semi-public places like a fitting room or an unlocked dressing room bc it turns him on thinking about the ways he can get u to shut the fuck up
like how deep can he fuck u while ur mouth is gagged with ur panties ?? the answer is VERY
S = StaminaĀ (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
honestly takes him a long time to cum so i donā€™t necessarily see him wanting to go multiple rounds when ur always so spent after the first from how long he plays with u and fucks u
T = ToysĀ (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
owns them for u and u only
stuff like a small paddle or different vibrator wands cos sometimes he wants to try something new and get u to cum harder, like a challenge to himself
U = UnfairĀ (how much they like to tease)
teases when he feels like a) u need punishment, or b) heā€™s feeling like a bit of a dickhead
likes to thrust his raw dick up and down ur wet folds while he opens up the condom wrapper, just to hear u beg a little
but if u beg hard enough (and call him daddy) heā€™ll forget the condom all together and just slide into u raw nd give his little girl exactly what she needs :((
V = VolumeĀ (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
rly low grunts
i just donā€™t think heā€™s very vocal otherwise, maybe when heā€™s praising u or telling u how bratty ur being
but otherwise itā€™s just his deep sexy grunts
W = Wild cardĀ (a random headcanon for the character)
u nd him r cooking in the kitchen when his phone ringsā€¦. his hands r all messy so he asks u to go answer it and of course like the good girl u are, u obey immediately :3 nd u look so cute when u answer, covering the microphone to whisper ā€œitā€™s jakeā€ to him, that he canā€™t help but rinse off his fingers immediately and pin u to the wallā€¦ā€¦. n heā€™s being so dirty :(( and unfair :(((( and whispering shit in ur ear like ā€œdaddyā€™s good girl, answering the phone for me, ur not gonna let him hear u now tho are u??ā€ while u try to hold back moans n he shoves his fingers past ur waistband :(((
and jakeā€™s just as confused !!!!! ā€œy/n??? u good??? whereā€™s jay??ā€ he questions while jay plays with ur pussy and kisses at ur neck, telling u to answer
heā€™s so mean :((( u just have to tell jake to call back later heā€™s too busy!!!!! hanging up and tossing the phone to the side so jay can finish u off ^_^
X = X-rayĀ (letā€™s see whatā€™s going on under those clothes)
slightly above average length, not too girthy
made to shove himself deep and fill u up just enough to beg for more :3
circumcised !
Y = YearningĀ (how high is their sex drive?)
pretty average, needs to fuck u at least once a week if he can
can do without for a while but just be careful when ur back around him bc thereā€™ll be some subconscious pent up energy thereā€¦.
Z = ZzzĀ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
i think he falls asleep quite easily after sex
likes to clean u up and give u a massage and some food n drink but as soon as heā€™s done all that and cuddled up next to u heā€™s out like a light
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ceapa-mica Ā· 2 months
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Family Life: Exile šŸŖ - a Thrawn headcanon
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My fingers did a high speed race on the keyboard writing this hc. I'm surprised they didn't fall off. šŸ˜„
Enjoy!
šŸ”ž This is slightly NSFW šŸ”ž + angsty
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Life in exile is not exactly easy, especially when confronted with the many dangers of Peridea and with an always curious daughter to keep safeā€¦
In the blink of an eye you're confronted with a new reality - exile. (or in Thrawn's case exile from an exile lol) You quickly realize how dangerous Peridea is with the amount of troopers getting killed by faceless bandits while out exploring.
Since then Thrawn only sends out scouts when absolutely necessary and keeps most of the crew aboard the Chimera, safe for those in search of food. Otherwise you couldn't sustain the entire crew for much longer.
At first you're mad at your husband. You blame him for being exiled with no way to contact your family and friends, and you're not the only one.
You try to shield your daughter from the cruelty of the exile. There's a designated safe outpost for your crew where you spend some of your time. Catching fresh air and going for a walk under Perideaā€™s cloudy sky can lift the spirits.
She loves flying her hand crafted kite on the outpostā€™s rocky plateau. One time she actually put her little ysalamir on her kite. It survived, but what followed was a reprimand from her dad, telling her not to needlessly put lives at risk and that the lizard certainly didn't have any fun clinging for dear life onto that piece of fabric in the air. She never did it again.
Since there is no holonet connection on Peridea you and Thrawn teach your daughter everything she would usually learn at school in your quarters. That can't replace actual lessons with other children though. You soon realize that your daughter misses her peers from her holonet classes.
Not just the lack of friends her age but the entire situation affects your daughterā€™s behavior. She becomes less playful and more serious, leading to her being eager to learn more self-defense in her fatherā€™s dojo. Thrawn thinks it's a good thing. You are worried though.
Another thing you're worried about is the presence of the nightsisters. They claim that they're able to contact someone from your Galaxy, so Thrawn insists on working with them to return back home. You don't trust them though and keep your daughter as far away from them as possible.
Look, the perfect marriage doesnā€™t exist. Even your marriage with Thrawn has its ups and downs. You argue quite often during your time in exile. Thrawn never raises his voice though. This maker-forsaken planet weighs down on everyoneā€™s mood, including yours.
Makeup sex helps a lot with that. Thrawn leaves more marks on you than usual. After so many years your sex life is still going strong. It's the perfect way to let out the pent up frustration with your unfortunate situation.
Youā€™re not the only ones using sex to cope. Among your crew a few women end up pregnant and some not so secret weddings are taking place.
Meanwhile your daughter finds joy in learning how to ride a howler. She's not allowed to leave the outpost unaccompanied, a rule she doesnā€™t like at all. She still has this neverending thirst for knowledge and thinks the death troopers joining her on her trips through the Peridean wasteland are just slowing her down or disrupting her studies of the local flora and fauna.
One day she actually leaves on her own and gets captured by bandits. Fortunately your husband is a strategic mastermind able to track her down before it's too late. To say Thrawn was mad is an understatement. He reprimands her in a dangerously low voice and grounds her for an entire month. He was actually as scared for her safety as you.
Tbh Thrawn feels guilty af since youā€™re in this exile because of a mistake he made, and during that incident with the bandits he felt he let his family down again. He orders his best people to take out those bandits once and for all to make this place a little safer for all of you.
At the point your kid is 10 years old she's super interested in collecting and documenting rock fossils she finds on trips through the rocky wasteland. Thrawn thinks they are beautiful, telling her that nature is truly the greatest artist. A few fossils even find their way into his art collection.
Most people would consider a 10 year old too young to use a blaster. Thrawn on the other hand thinks it's the right age to get her used to the weapon. He takes it upon himself to teach her to shoot and gifts her her first blaster. He sleeps better at night knowing she can defend herself from a distance. The circumstances make it necessary for her to learn this skill this early, at least that's what he tells himself.
You take your daughter to the outpost almost every day at this point and show her how she can help out. You both help wherever you can. Collecting firewood and herbs for tea, cooking stews, building shelter, and even taming wild howlers.
Thrawn doesn't join you at the outpost, he's busy keeping everything running. Even in exile he takes his job as seriously as ever.
When you and your daughter return to your quarters at nightfall you can barely keep your eyes open. So when Thrawn returns after a busy day of keeping his troops motivated, and finds the loves of his life cuddled up on the sofa waiting for him, he feels at peace. He knows wherever his life takes him, you will follow.
Your daughter shows interest in helping babysit the offspring of your crew. Thrawn agrees, glad his little girl accepts that kind of responsibility. Soon she, and a few junior officers, look after a bunch of rambunctious toddlers. It keeps her occupied and playing with other children, despite them being eight+ years younger, benefits her mental health. She becomes more playful again and no longer feels like she has to grow up fast in this exile.
Thrawn is still busy working on a plan to escape Peridea. Seeing your daughter adapting to this exile makes you less worried for her. In fact, you get used to Peridea as well, without losing hope of returning home one day.
You know how much pressure lasts on Thrawn's shoulders, and you do your best to help him deal with it. He's so glad his family has his back at all times, and he knows that he's not really far from home, because his home is his family - you and your little girl, right there with him. As long as he's got you both, he is exactly where he needs to be the most. He's determined to return to your home galaxy though. He still has his mission that needs to be finished. Then, and only then, he will be able to introduce his loved ones to his homeworld and his people.
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There is one more family life hc I'm planning. One thing we haven't explored yet is how Thrawn (+you) will deal with your daughter once she hits puberty. That will be the next and last family life hc coming soon.
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shiro-s2e2-erukinzu Ā· 5 months
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Anime only watchers and people who aren't caught up with the Manga, BEWARE... Cuz I'm about to discuss Spy X Family Mission 88... You have been warned...! šŸ‘Œ
[SPOILERS AHEAD FROM THIS POINT ON]
OMG...!! šŸ˜ THIS WAS SUCH AN ADORABLE CHAPTER FOR THE MANGA TO RETURN WITH...!!! šŸ’—šŸ˜†šŸ’—
We had to wait a month and a half for this chapter, and I think that it DELIVERED!! šŸ˜ So let's talk about it, shall we...? šŸ˜Š
This chapter begins with a plot line that's been brewing since Mission 61...
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THAT'S RIGHT!! šŸ˜† DAMIAN IS FINALLY GONNA GIVE ANYA THE CAKES THAT HE PROMISED HER!! šŸ˜
And it only took 27 chapters for Damian to accomplish this...!! šŸ˜Œ I honestly just love how Endo does stuff like this, where he brings something back up a bunch of chapters later (even if it's the smallest detail imaginable...!! šŸ˜Š)
But moving on, we get something that I did not expect to see...:
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ANYA DRAWN IN THE FREAKING SHOJO ART STYLE!! I JUST-- I JUST CAN'T...!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
This is one of the best and funniest things I've ever seen in Spy X Family, and I honestly can't wait until THIS gets animated...!! šŸ˜†
After spotting his dream girl from afar, Damian tries to give her the cakes that he promised, but...
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There is just too many people around for him to give Anya the goods...! And with Anya overhearing his thoughts about giving her the cakes (but not fully understanding why Damian wants to give them to her in secret), she devises a plan to meet with Damian in the courtyard...!
And after receiving a seemingly bloody message from Anya, Damian agrees to head to the courtyard with her...
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But as you can see, Becky, Emile and Ewen decided to follow them...!! šŸ˜… So Damian and Anya decide to BOOK IT, while the others follow suit!!! šŸ˜†
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After getting chased around for awhile, Damian determines that he's done with this shit and ultimately decides to just throw away the cakes (which Anya hears), and then...:
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ANYA, ARE TRYING TO KILL DAMIAN...!? šŸ¤£ HIS LITTLE HEART CAN'T TAKE IT...!! šŸ¤­
Honestly though, this whole page is just so adorable (even if Anya is only doing this for the cakes...!! šŸ’—šŸ˜„šŸ’—)
Anyway, because they were so wrapped up this cake situation, Damian and Anya didn't realize that a wild Henderson has appeared to scold them for missing the the bell...!
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Now the two of them have to stay after school, but it isn't all bad...:
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After finishing writing their apologies, THE G.O.A.T., Mr. Henderson, offers to have some tea and cakes with Damian and Anya...!! šŸ˜
Then, Mr. Henderson asks Damian about the cakes, and get this little flashback...:
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HMMMMMMM..... šŸ¤”
This flashback just makes me continue to be suspicious of Melinda... šŸ˜¤
But, anyway... To end things off, Damian questions why Anya wanted to meet with him in the first place, and well...:
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THESE TWO I SWEAR!!šŸ‘šŸ¤£šŸ‘šŸ¤£šŸ‘šŸ¤£šŸ‘šŸ¤£
And that was Mission 88, a really fun chapter to get us back into the swing of things...!! šŸ˜†
I'm pretty sure a lot of us were expecting something big to happen this chapter (like how I was hoping for Yor's full backstory because season 2 of the anime started), but it didn't, and I'm okay with that...! I'm just glad that we finally got another chapter of this amazing series to talk about...!! šŸ˜Š And though that month and a half long break was killing me (I mean, I had Undead Unluck to read in meantime), I just hope that Endo got some well deserved rest!! šŸ’—šŸ¤—šŸ’—
Also, that flashback with Melinda is just giving me red flags all over the place...!! šŸ˜µ I don't know if Donovan is the one telling her to do these things or if she's doing this to get to Anya herself, but everything that Melinda has done thus far has made me feel constantly uneasy... I just hope that she didn't do anything to those cakes that will harm Anya or her powers in any way...!! šŸ˜”
Well, that's pretty much all that I wanted say about this chapter, and like always, I can't wait for the next one!! šŸ˜† So, until the next Mission... Take care, be safe out there and be kind to one another...!! LATER!! šŸ‘‹šŸ˜„
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Thank you so much for taking the time to answer my long ask about Kherae alien courtship, and reading my rambles about misogyny/racism!
It was also intriguing to read about what you wrote with the domestic abusers. Your stories are always such a nice break from reality.
Sorry for a few follow up questions I haveā€¦
Whatā€™s the height, hair, and eye color range for the Kherae? Aside from being shades of purple, and having tails and horns, I was wondering what other characteristics they possessed.
Are there any marriage ceremonies the Kherae would like their brides to take part of that is important to the Kherae culture?
Similarly, whatā€™s the culture around raising Kherae offspring? Especially now that itā€™s an interracial/intercultural relationship between them and the humans.
Also another thing I forgot to put into my first ask was that I resonate with the PCOSĀ Ā reader in Balimā€™s story, as I have it too. Though itā€™s more ā€œmildā€ compared to others that have it. Cause I want a cute hubby too (and kids as well). But like I understand the concerns of a Kherae not wanting to couple with me because of potential fertility issues. T^T
No problem! It was very interesting to think about! šŸ˜ø It's also fun to nail down some of the lore, because it is mentioned in stuff I haven't posted yet for whatever reason. This comes from unfinished books and fics sitting in my drafts , lol
There's a boat load of lore below: šŸ‘‡šŸ¾
As the cultures combine, especially after a period of about ten-twenty years where the Kherae aren't in danger of becomimg extinct, the focus on children will dramatically wane. Especially because, I haven't mentioned it in my published works (it's briefly mentioned in Idreod's story) but I have several stories in my drafts about this: there are MANY other alien species humans are exposed to after they meet the Kherae. They kind of open the floodgates to the whole universe.
So there is competition, advancements in technology, other wars, pirates, new empire's rise and fall, trafficking, trade, etc. and human relationships with the purple aliens dramatically change.
I have two different fics about small human colonies on some different planets. One about alien pirates, one about a tentacled race that takes every other species as servants, because they believe they are the peak of evolution. The first Kherae that makes it to Earth as a scout. There is a race of pink aliens that are not compatible with anyone and I have a love story about two of them šŸ’– Orc Aliens (mentioned in Cato's fic) as some examples.
So the dynamics shift as humans go from:
Phase One: a few humans abducted for trafficking, a few aliens in secret on earth
Phase Two: Kherae discover humans are universally (loosely, there are a few races they are not compatible with for body shape, composition reasons) compatible, saving some from trafficking on one of their war ships. Kherae descend on earth "defending" them from all other races.
Phase Three: the intergalactic war with the Golt shakes everything up, alliances change, more civilizations fall apart, some rise
Phase Four: other aliens come to Earth en masse as the Kherae hold on the solar system wanes
Phase Five: humans get into space independently and appear more and more frequently on other planets, creating colonies, engaging in independent intergalactic trade
The Kherae are all kind of united on survival when they first arrive, but every individual is different. Some don't want kids or big families and feel little stifled with the expectation that they are supposed to, Dessin being one.
Kherae society had a certain structure that their parents lived that many Kherae are happy to abandon when they see how humans live šŸ˜„
Before I get too off topic, the answers to your questions are below šŸ˜ø šŸ‘‡šŸ¾
1.
Height Range: 6'5 - 7' tall
Skin color range: Deep plum to lavender
Eye color Range: shades of violet from pale to deep, shades of gold/Amber/brown, shades of gray to black
Hair color range: shades of violet from lavender to plum, shades is gold, amber, and brown, shades of gray to black.
Hair texture range: Kherae have similar hair textures (coily, curly, wavy, straight) to humans but the actual threads are much thicker creating more overall weight with a thicker cuticle
Horn Shapes: Horns come in many shapes and sizes, some are short and straight, some arch, some curl like ram's horns and some face forward, while some face backward. They are largely dark purple to black, but gray with age. They all are symmetrically placed about an inch or so behind the hairline.
Tail types: Most Kherae have spade tails, but some have smooth tapered tails. A very small group of Kherae from a specific island region have long tails with a sort of fin at the end. Their tails are prehensile and can lift small objects. Some Kherae engage in tail strengthening exercises to achieve a thicker, more muscular tail that can lift larger objects. A tail that can carry a Kherae's weight is like a body builder in our terms and very unusual
Other characteristics: They have considerably better physical strength, hearing, and healing ability. They tend not to get sick, but do suffer from some similar mental illnesses (depression, anxiety, etc ) though their health care is far superior to human's, so those issues are generally discovered and treated from an early age. Because of their tails they have better balance and can move and climb more nimbly than an average human.
Both sexes were built with more muscle and taller on average than humans, as their planet is mostly thick forest, so their tails are an evolutionary byproduct of their ancestors living largely in trees. When humans were first introduced, there was a concern that they are "delicate" and everything that goes along with that implication.
They also have a natural attraction to high places, a little like cats. Their features tend to be a little more what we would describe as feline with more almond shaped eyes and high cheekbones. Their ears are slightly pointed. Their skin has a very slight pearlescent sheen and is a bit thicker. As they lived in what we would describe as a cool rainforest (more like Washington than the Amazon), their skin and hair is designed to shed water easily.
2+3. Since most Kherae grew up without marriages, many of them prefer to participate in human ceremonies, though there are some who are interested in reviving traditions.
There are two minds about it. Some want to get away from the tragedy of their pasts and don't feel personally connected to old traditions, while some want to preserve traditions. It's mentioned in another story I have in my drafts, that some women choose to go to the Kherae home planet, and are expected to participate in cultural traditions, and move their whole families with them. Some Kherae don't like the idea of raising their children on Earth and would rather marry women who want to live on their home planet in the traditional way.
Traditional Kherae marriages were more like binding ceremonies than western weddings. Families met at ceremonies to share gifts (not just to the bride and groom and not a "dowry"). It was considered a gesture of good will and pride to share products of their businesses.
The event was like a potluck dinner where the elders of the family brought traditional dishes and wares to share. There was a brief ceremony where the couple were officially bound, but most of the event was getting to know family members, sharing stories, and, playing games to encourage social cohesion. There was sometimes a ceremonial tattoo, depending on the region.
Business deals and alliances were often formed at these get-togethers. Marriage was considered an act of fate and a gesture of trust, so sometimes political alliances were also hammered out at weddings, as their spiritual belief was that fate brought them together and a fated mating brought prosperity. Often rivalries were squashed this way, as well. (Romeo and Juliet would have ended differently if they were Kherae)
As an aside: The concept of fate also informs why many Kherae want to abandon their traditions. "Fate" allowed half of their population to be murdered and "fate" brought humans to them...so emotionally it's a little complicated for the young Kherae. Idreod mentions he never believed in the "fated mate" story, and many other Kherae his age also share that. Also many Kherae are dissatisfied that their value is assessed by the children they can produce as Balim's general mentions in his story.
Their family dynamics were large families living in village-like compounds or if they live in urban areas, they had multistory buildings to house their families. Kherae family members would take on jobs within their family business (eg. Ranchers may have members who run shops and stock houses, raise animals, guard ranches, do marketing, etc.). There were many jobs available to support the family and cater to different interests and abilities. From Idreod's story: Dessin not actively contributing to Idreod's business is both unusual and a bit of an insult to him.
Either party in the marriage can choose whose family they want to live with, but if the families were small, many of them simply combine families to live together. A smaller family may also join a larger family. Large families with a few different business interests were considered ideal. It was considered a point of pride (lightly) if the couple chose to live with one or the other family. There was an old thought that the couple would choose to live with the family who brought the best food. šŸ˜…
Kherae marrying western wives, were a little confused and turned off by our small, independent families that are sometimes spread across the country, when they first arrived. Since most Kherae of marriage age grew up without that tradition, as most were conscripted into the military after the calamity, about half are excited to adopt new traditions and half want to return to their tradition, creating some conflict in this universe. Some Kherae appreciate how other human cultures do have similar family structures and feel more at home with them.
Kherae father's are generally very involved in child rearing. Everyone is expected to have a job in the family, so they often tag along with their parents at work if it is safe to do so. Another cultural difference is women in Kherae society don't necessarily stay home and raise kids because usually kids are running around whatever shop, ranch, farm, or whatever they have. They spend a lot of time playing outside, learning from various family members, and running around as a group doing small jobs (deliveries, helping preparing meals, etc)
Children are very integrated into the day to day activities of the family. Going back to Idreod, Dessin being sent to a boys school was unusual and also a bit of an insult, which is why he's a little angsty about it. Children with no family, families involved in businesses that would be too dangerous for a child to be around, or children who didn't get along with the other's socially for whatever reasons were sent away to school.
Many fathers after the calamity sent their boys off to school, largely for emotional reasons. Raising their sons on their own was difficult for them (not because they couldn't do it, but because they were watching, possibly the last of their people grow up) Most children, traditionally, learned reading, writing, and math from a member of the family whose role was to teach them.
Their planet is largely forested and naturally they feel more comfortable with a bit of cover, so most family groups were a bit isolated unless they lived in cities. The average Kherae family would only clearcut exactly enough space to do whatever they needed to do (raise livestock, roads, storage areas, etc.) using vertical farming and hydroponics to raise vegetables and fruits.
Families mingle with other families on market days, holidays, and organized events for socialization, but most goods were shipped directly from the source with drones or personally delivered by a member of the family who was given that job. Families in cities would mingle more frequently at cafe's, parks, and other common areas, and some Kherae prefer that lifestyle.
There are some municipal, infrastructure, and military positions that a member of the family would not explicitly work at their family business, especially in cities, but a large family in the countryside might have a family doctor, scholar, accountant, etc. Some individuals simply don't like their family for whatever reason and choose to either move to a city or another family might take them in, depending on the circumstances. A small family would likely bolster their numbers by taking in individuals.
When Kherae arrived on Earth some loved that human adults are often independent of their families and felt liberated!
Since their planet is very wet, there's no shortage of water for agriculture and aquaculture. Homes were generally built in sturdy, old trees in the countryside and tall, narrow buildings in the city, allowing for lots of room for parks and old trees.
So that's a lot of the general lore šŸ˜„ sorry if that's too much, but I have a lot worked out for this universe šŸ˜…
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This is kinda random but itā€™s been on my mind for awhile, I really like Chapter 38!
Itā€™s the one where SW and Rodimus get into the fight about Mirage and trust. I know itā€™s a tense and difficult moment between them and I definitely FEEL that but I canā€™t help but find it a little funnyā€” itā€™s just always read to me as a loverā€™s quarrel even though theyā€™re not even together that way yet.
There were so many mechs around them to witness it but none of them would even remotely think that and it makes me cackle. They donā€™t have the intimate view the reader has of the relationship/dynamic between Rodimus and SW so they have no idea what the fight is really aboutā€”they didnā€™t even question it aside from Mirage giving them a weird look and this bit with Nautica that makes me laugh:
Rodimus turned and yelled, ā€œNautica! Show Soundwave something on that harp that'll make him stop being pissed off.ā€
Nautica approached with an utterly confused expression. ā€œErm, I have that song...ā€
She has absolutely no idea, anyways, Iā€™m excited to see how or whether the rest of the crewā€™s understanding of them changes. It is so entertaining to me!
Get well soon<3
aww, thanks very much! I'm glad you enjoyed that chapter :D I found it rather difficult to write and I wasn't sure if people were going to like it. I'm glad you did!
and yesssss... it's very fun when you, the reader, know something that the characters don't šŸ˜„ it's like you get a sneaky secret, hehehe. this concept is called 'dramatic irony'
quite a few people have commented that they're looking forward to the crew's reaction, if/when this relationship comes out... I've been so brain-deep in our main characters I honestly haven't thought about that much. time to think about it!
thanks for the nice ask! ^u^
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The Banquet
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Square : Rations
Pairing : Kix x gn!jedi!reader
Warnings : Alcohol, reader being a bit drunk, slight mention of death, war and injuries, fluff and kitchen shenanigans, nothing comestible was harmed during the writing of this fic
Wordcount : 3,5K
Summary : You and Kix team up to prepare a meal for the rest of the 501st, but despite being used to cook together, this time might end a little differently.
A/N : My seventh commission for theĀ @clonexreaderbingo ! This one is packed with real life cooking struggles, and it was fun as hell to write about honestly šŸ˜„ (Don't worry, I'm not getting drunk every time I'm cooking !)
For those who are familiar with it, youā€™ll probably notice that the main course here is inspired by the Pasta Alla Vodkaā€™s recipe, itā€™s a simple dish but one of my favorite comfort food ever ! If you donā€™t know it yet, go check it, itā€™s really worth a try ! šŸ˜‹
Disclaimer : I'm still struggling to understand English grammar properly, English is not my native language and even if I have proofread my writtings several times, there is probably still typos in it. I'm very self conscious about it and I apologize for it in advance, but I'm doing my best to do better and I'm actively working at improving my writting skills !
So if you spot a typo, feel free to point it to me so I can correct it, it will be much appreciated :)
It was a tradition every time the 501st was returning from a mission, especially the long ones : cooking a real meal. After days of only eating ration bars, it was a much-needed comfort that every member of the battalion dearly waited for and appreciated, a reward for both the body and the mind, and a perfect occasion to spend some time off together. It was a clone thing at first, but you, Anakin and Ahsoka grew so close to your men that you were now part of it as well, even Obi-Wan ended up being invited a few times.
The rules were simple :Ā  you must team up two by two, and each duo had to pick a main course and a dessert recipe. In this way, the whole meal was much more looking like a big banquet were everyone could pick up a bit of the recipes they wanted to try. Those events were true feasts that lasted a large part of the night and often ended at the 79ā€™.
At first, the meals were prepared at the GAR kitchen when the days off appeared to be spent on Coruscant, and it was a very regular occurrence. But the battalion eventually had the chance to get a very special authorization to use some of the Senateā€™s kitchens for that particular purpose, thanks to Senator Amidala.
It all started at a joke between Rex and Anakin, but then it turned out that the General made it happens for real, much to the surprise of his Captain. And to be honest, there were a LOT of kitchens in that Senate Building, which allowed each team to have their private little space to cook their meals. Since then, it became a thing to keep the recipes a secret until they got served.
You absolutely loved that tradition. You loved to spend time with the clones outside of the battlefield, far away from the violence of the war, and far away from the grief of losing brothers. It nearly felt like all of you were just normal people enjoying good times with your closest friends. It almost felt like you werenā€™t soldiers anymore and finally able to live and enjoy the real life for some times, just like if the whole world around you wasnā€™t at war for a moment. You liked that feeling.
You had already paired up with a couple of troopers before, even with Anakin once. It was messy as hell and he nearly set the oven on fire (even cooking with Hardcase was more peaceful), but it was a funny experience, and you definitely had to give it a try.
But most of the time, you ended up pairing with Kix. Both of you loved to cook and were very good at it. You were also very close to each other. In fact, he was the closest from you, even if you were very familiar with every one of your men, Kix was an exception above the others. You always had special healing abilities, so those and the fact that he was the medic of the company led the two of you to work together on most missions. You helped him numerous of times healing soldiers, and he taught you a lot of medical knowledge in return.
You had to face the worst injuries, the death of brothers, and the carnage of the war upon the civilians together. You had saved people together, helped people together, seen people heal together, seen people perish together. And most of all, you had seen each other cry and have mental breakdowns multiple times.
Not being able to save a life and having to face death powerlessly were traumatic events you had both endured side by side, supporting and comforting each other unfailingly. It was hard to go through every time, but it had built a profound and solid bound between the two of you that you couldnā€™t have formed with anybody else. It was something special and precious.
The choice of your main recipe came from a joke at first. On the flight taking you back to Coruscant, Hardcase told everyone that heā€™ll gave everything right now to have ā€œa huge bowl of pasta and a glass of spotchkaā€. To which Fives answered that ā€œthere must be a recipe combining both pastas and spotchka existing somewhere in the galaxyā€. Little do they knew that, of course, such a recipe indeed existed : the famous Pasta Alla Spotchka. It was a dish you were really fond of that you discovered on one of your previous missions, and even if you couldnā€™t remember exactly from when it was originated, you had been able to find its recipe and make some a few times already.
You had smiled at the thought, but decided to keep for yourself, only letting out a brief ā€œprobably, yesā€. Kix immediately noticed your grin, knowing perfectly that it meant that you were up to something. Thatā€™s how you submitted him the idea right upon exiting the ship, and he enthusiastically agreed with it. You both couldnā€™t wait to see Hardcaseā€™s face when heā€™ll found out !
For the dessert, you decided to keep it simple. There was a chocolate cookies recipe that you were used to do and had already shared with the boys on various occasions. It had become your signature cookies recipe over time, and most of them agreed on the fact that it was the best they have ever eat ā€œin the whole galaxyā€, as they like to add to embarrass you. Plus, Kix was head over heels for these, so the choice wasnā€™t hard to make, even more since it was making your best friend happy.
The campaign had been a complete success this time, and fortunately, no severe injuries were reported, only minor ones. It was an additional reason to celebrate, but it also meant that Kix was free of duty at the moment you landed. It only took a moment to both of you unpack your things and take a shower before heading to one of the many Coruscanti marketplaces.
You bumped into Fives and Echo at the store, teasing them about not forgetting anything this time. You were always extremely well organized when it came to grocery shopping, on the contrary of some other pairs, who sometimes had to borrow ingredients they forgot to buy. It had become a running joke among the group at this point.
***
ā€œWe better start with the cookies ā€¦ā€, you tell Kix while emptying your groceries bags on the kitchen counter.
ā€œ ā€¦. So we could prepare the pasta while they bake ?ā€ he finishes your sentence with a sly smile.
ā€œExactlyā€ you pursue, smiling back at him. He couldnā€™t help it, finishing your sentences. But you couldnā€™t blame him for that, you were often doing the same. Sometimes you felt like if your minds were connected, always understanding each other only by making eye contact, or having the same ideas at the same time. You loved that connection between you, even though you were glad that he couldnā€™t read your thoughts for real sometimes, especially the most intimate ones.
ā€œDid you bring your datapad and your speakers ?ā€ you ask cheerfully.
ā€œOf course, what a question !ā€
You were both music enjoyers and were used to cook while listening to your favorite songs. Soon, a flow of lively music was filling the kitchen, and you couldnā€™t help but sing and dance along. Your good mood was contagious, and Kix quickly joined you in.
As you were setting up all the needed kitchen utensils, Kix stopped in front the bottle of spotchka that was standing on the counter. You had taken the bigger one from the store, for the amount needed for the recipe was huge. However, there will still be some spare beverage at the end, and he knew it. He took the bottle in his hands, examining its label.
ā€œDonā€™t you think it could be a good idea to taste it before using it ? We donā€™t know ā€¦ If thereā€™s something wrong with it, I donā€™t want to give my brothers some food poisoning ā€¦ā€ he lets out, looking at you with a playful smile.
That poor attempt at justifying the opening of the bottle earlier than planned made you laugh.
ā€œReally ? Thatā€™s all you have found to try to cover your alcoholism ?ā€ you ask provokingly.
ā€œWell, at least Iā€™ve tried ā€¦ā€ he rolls his eyes, ā€œCan I ?ā€
ā€œOnly if I get some too !ā€ you grin.
ā€œHehe, I knew it !ā€
He reached for some liquor glasses in the cupboard above he counter, picking two and filling them with the clear liquid.
ā€œTo our successful mission and the best General in the galaxy !ā€ he cheers, offering you one of the glasses with a bright smile.
ā€œDonā€™t forget the most devoted medic in the GAR.ā€ You add, taking it from his hand.
He rolled his eyes in response, a slight blush passing on his cheeks.
ā€œTo the 501st !ā€ he finally declares, raising his glass.
ā€œYeah, to the 501st !ā€ you chuckle, raising yours too, before you both knock down their content in one go.
***
As you said, you started with the cookies. The longest part of the dough making was the chocolate preparation. You werenā€™t used to pre-made chocolate chips, for they were way too tiny to your taste. Instead, you preferred to cut bigger chunks from whole chocolate bars with a knife. It was a wearing job, especially for such a big quantity, but it was probably the reason why your recipe was so popular. The fuller of chocolate they were, the better the cookies ended.
You kept that part for yourself, leaving the combining of the other ingredients for Kix, who insisted to use his hands instead of a spatula. He seemed to have a lot of fun with it, even if it made him need your help when adding elements to the mixture, to not make a mess with his dough covered hands.
When you finished cutting the chocolate and added it to the preparation, you were both starting to feel joyfully dizzy. The first batch of cookies was put to bake, and you took a moment to contemplate the huge amount of dough waiting to be turned into small pieces before starting the main recipe.
ā€œWeā€™re a pretty effective duo, arenā€™t we ?ā€ he says with pride.
ā€œHow modestā€ you let out ironically. He was right, but teasing him was funnier than to rule in his favor. You look at him to see his reaction, catching another roll of his eyes before looking deadpan back at you, feigning to be annoyed by your answer.
You were, indeed, always very effective when working together, either on the battlefield, at the medbay, or at whatever else like cooking. It was sometimes making you wonder in what other kind of way you could complete each other that well.
Now that you were thinking about it, you couldnā€™t help but find him very attractive that way, wearing his top blacks and civilian pants. But mostly, his eyes were so kind and soft, you could stare at them for hours.
ā€œYou know, I mean it. And I think that it wouldnā€™t have been the same with anyone else, Iā€™m really glad to have you around.ā€
His comment pulled you out of your thoughts and made your heart instantly melt. If he wanted to make you blush, he won. You were used to talk that openheartedly to each other, but this time, it felt different. You couldnā€™t describe it, but you could feel that something more was happening. Those words sounded like a disguised confession, but you decided to ignore your instinct and brush the thought off.
ā€œAnd you know I feel the same about you, Iā€™ll be lost without you by my side.ā€
You felt your cheeks blushing, realizing that what you had just say wasnā€™t ringing any less like a confession. The thoughts that you were trying to avoid came back to your mind, but you didnā€™t push them back this time. You should have, but you couldnā€™t ā€¦ You found yourself unable to get your eyes off him as tension filled the air. You felt his gaze become more intense upon you, and you caught his hand slowly and hesitantly moving toward you from the corner of your eye. You hold your breath, head spinning with nervousness. You were frozen on spot, waiting for whatever will happen next, hopping that maybe, just maybe, that strange presentiment wasnā€™t just your mind fooling you ā€¦
Biiip biiip biiip
You both jumped in surprise, letting out a squeak at the unexpected and piercing noise, not understanding, at first, from where the sound was coming from. You quickly got yourself together and realized it was the oven announcing that your first batch of cookies was ready.
You both looked at the oven, then back at each other with an expression of confusion on your face, before starting to laugh nervously.
ā€œWell, seems like itā€™s time for the pastas !ā€ you throw, trying to create a diversion from your awfully flustered face by running toward the oven to open it.
You werenā€™t really sure of what had just happened, but you decided to definitely burry your troubling thoughts with another shot of spotchka and by focusing on your main dish.
***
You forgot about that awkward moment as soon as you immersed yourself in the preparation of the pasta sauce. You firstly set a big cooking pot of water to boil for the pastas, and split the different steps of the recipe between the two of you. You picked up the slicing of the garlic while Kix chooses to set a pan with olive oil to heat and to measure the other ingredients.
You couldnā€™t help but cry abundantly at how strong the garlic was. As soon as you had peeled them and even before starting to slice them, the cloves were already attacking your eyes. Kix made fun of you about it until he had to open the tomato concentrate cans. He barely knew how to use a can opener, and made a mess of the whole counter trying to prevent the can lid to drown into the concentrate while opening it.
You ended up exchanging your tasks seeing how badly you were both struggling to fulfill them, and Kix still had to put his helmet on to be able to cut that stupid garlic without crying his eyes out. It was the first time that you were making such a mess in a kitchen, but paradoxically, even if you had enjoyed every one of the previous occurrences, this one was the funnier so far.Ā  Ā 
***
It took you more time than expected, but you still managed to get everything done properly. Most of the cookies were already baked and cooling peacefully on the counter, the pastas were cooked and waiting to be mixed with the sauce, the cheese topping had been grated and reserved in the fridge, and the said sauce was finishing to simmer, close to reach the perfect consistency.
You ended up losing count of how many glasses of spotchka you had, but all that mattered was that you had enough for the recipe. At this point, the atmosphere was relaxed, and the music was still playing, you werenā€™t overthinking the situation anymore and everything was going on as planned.
While you were both forming the next batch of cookies, you saw him suddenly stop moving to look at the flour covered counter like if he had just discovered the meaning of life.
ā€œAre you ok ?ā€ you ask. He didnā€™t answer anything, but slowly turned his head to look at you. You noticed that his eyes slowly lowered on your dark shirt, then moved to the counter, then back on your shirt.
You were starting to worry about him when a mischievous smile grew on his lips.
ā€œOh no ā€¦ what are you up to again ?ā€
You didnā€™t get the chance to anticipate his move, and without a warning, he had dived his hand into the thin layer of flour that was covering the counter, then had slammed it on your shoulder.
You take a step back at the unexpected impact, your eyes widening in disbelief as they looked at the white hand mark now printed on your shirt.
ā€œAre you serious ?ā€ you gasp, but the only answer you got was a burst of laughter.
He obviously found it hilarious, and you started to smile too, for his laugh really was contagious. You knew that he usually wasnā€™t so inclined at pulling pranks, so you decided to play along.
ā€œWell, if I was you, I wouldnā€™t be so proud of myself, you are the one wearing black from head to toes, just sayingā€ you warn him with a teasing smile.
ā€œYou wouldnā€™t dare !ā€ he lets out, looking at you right in the eyes. You took it as a challenge, of course.
ā€œWatch me !ā€
Before he could even protest, you had covered you own hand in flour and had slammed it against his chest, creating a little cloud all around the impact.
Your move was immediately taken as a declaration of war, and the beginning of a monstruous white powdered mess. A big cloud of tiny white particles formed and grew as you run after each other all around the kitchen, laughing and covering every inch of body that could possibly be reached with hand prints. The chase goes on for a couple minutes, until you managed to grab him by the arm to stop him in his tracks and slapped his chest one more time.
But he turned over so fast and with so much strength that your hand, firmly attached to his arm, followed his movement, leading your whole body to be carried away toward the nearest kitchen wall, as you were a bit tipsy and missing your usually perfect balance.
Realizing what was happening, he tried to hold you back, but stumbled upon his own feet and was carried away too by your inertia. Your back came crashing against the wall in a muffled thud. Kixā€™s chest nearly crashed against you, but he fortunately got the reflex to use his forearms to catch himself.
You instantly stopped laughing and went completely silent, processing what had just happen. You were just inches from each other, both panting and your heartbeats racing fast from the previous run. Kixā€™s arms were settled against the wall, framing your face.
You stayed motionless, looking at him with wide eyes, stunned and chocked, with no idea about what to do next. The closeness was making you nervous again, and you tried not to stare at his mouth, despite the fact that your brain was screaming you to catch the opportunity to kiss him.
But as you were fully focused on trying to refrain your thoughts, Kix decided to solve the problem by leaning toward you and gently placing his lips against yours. You tensed at the contact at first, taken aback and surprised, but you soon started to relax.
You closed your eyes, all your nervousness quicky vanishing, and you unconsciously wrapped your arms around his neck, pulling him closer until you were completely pinned down against the wall.
ā€œIā€™ve been wanting to do that for so long ā€¦ā€ he whispers between two kisses, unable to let go of your lips now that he had tasted them.
ā€œAnd so do I ā€¦ā€ you breath out, heat and desire burning your cheeks.
You were so lost into each other and the music was so loud that neither of you heard the repeated knocks on the door followed by its opening.
ā€œHey guys, are you here ? We ā€¦ may have forgotten to buy something ā€¦ Nothing much, but, I just needed to ask you, have you some spare ā€¦ā€
You suddenly broke your embrace and turned your head toward the intruder. It was Fives, and it was too late, he had already saw you.
ā€œOh maker !ā€ he exclaims, his jaw dropping in shock, before a wide smile appeared on his lips.
ā€œ I KNEW IT !!!ā€ he shouts triumphantly. You didnā€™t even get the time to react that he had already escaped the kitchen, running in the corridor still yelling at the top of his lungs.
ā€œI KNEW IT ! GUYS ! I KNEW IT !ā€ his voice was getting farer and farer, and you both knew that soon every single members of the 501st will be informed about that.
You looked at each other, oscillating between concern and confusion.
ā€œOh kriff it, weā€™re caught anyway ā€¦ā€ Kix whispers with another roll of his eyes. His resigned expression made you chuckle, but soon, his soft smile was back on his face again. He leaned toward you, passionately kiss you again, making you instantly forget about Fives and the tons of teasing that were about to come your way in the next hours.
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nightaxl Ā· 8 months
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Steven New Life
Little Steve was always a Little boy at heart, even if he was already a 28yo young goodlooking man he always loved wearing childish underwear like Sonic, Spiderman, Superhero and Cartoon undies šŸ˜„
Today he was feeling very silly little boy and accept to do some fun during his day free and went to the mall.
He went to the new Mario movie and wearing his favorite underoos, When the staff lady asking him what movie he wish to see, he pull down himself exposing his underoos getting the laughs and comments about his choice of undies in the hallways filled with people, all laugh to the big boy wearing Mario underoos, they were a lot of giggle playful comments about how much a big baby he was, some betting that he still need diapers to bed, the little kids asked their parents to buy the same undies and made Steve blush but the staff girl found very cute how his cute underoos suits him and his younger features think as freshly middle School boy and the girl give him her cellphone number if he Ever want a date or babysitting.
Steve accept it and enter the show with the audience still laughing of his Situation and soon he will find that his childish underwear showing off will be in the internet while he was at movies.
Soon everyone found his secrets and Steve was called Underoos Prince Steve.
Time went by and our young man Steve was used to accept himself as a boy who love wearing cartoon underwear for little boys and got the support of her family and friends who always help him to be familiar with his childish underwear accepting embarrassing situations and dares from commission getting a lof of money and their fans support with package of childish briefs
The call to the girl from the cinema will change his life forever.
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tutuandscoot Ā· 7 months
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Tessa and Scott have had over the years, especially when they were younger, a lot of ways to give each other high-five or similar, complex and complicated movesā€¦ I remember a long and very amusing one with Marina who looked at them perplexed and I think a little annoyedā€¦ it was as if it was a secret gesture between them and at the same time to show their harmony and being in sync... what do you think?
they have always fascinated me a lot and I find it fun, a little intimate, special and which demonstrates great friendship and synchronization šŸ’•
Yeh theyā€™ve had many secret handshakes šŸ˜„
Idk I donā€™t have many thoughts on it.. didnā€™t see any that I can think of in the comeback..
Itā€™s kinda like their hand on each other heart thing they use to do sometimes, theyā€™ve never talked about it but it was obvs important to them. I get the feeling the handshakes werenā€™t so much a skating thing but a best friend thing and I wouldnā€™t be surprised if they just made them up on the spot as they went along šŸ¤ŖšŸ˜
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delurkr Ā· 8 months
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Hey sorry for sending in another ask so soon but I was wondering what your headcanons for the Clarke Family where Personality wise?
And what ages do you think the kids were adopted?
I'm getting vibes that Anthony and Megan were adopted old enough to remember being adopted but that Tanya and Dennis were too young to remember when they were, if that makes sense.
No problem with another ask! If I ever need to let them sit and marinate for a while I will šŸ˜„
So ok about their personalities, some of these opinions might be less obvious than others but I try to base this kind of thing on all the doubles in each set (this will not be brief lol).
Now to get this out of the way, James was drunk in his scenes and that's not a great determiner of someone's true personality. That said all the J's are pretty angry in general so he certainly has a temper. We know he's social, spending time with "the guys" and apparently being "well loved at work" like the game says, and he has a ton of anxiety, very much a worrier. Definitely extroverted as well as expressive (whatever he's feeling, good or bad, everyone else will hear about it). Relatedly I feel like he can be pretty demonstrative with his affection for family and friends when he isn't coming unglued from stress. Protective (read also: possessive), impatient, and intense, literally not a shred of chill whatsoever.
Anne is tired ya'll šŸ˜… She can be nosy and critical quite like Angela can and has no time for mushy stuff but clearly it stems from a lot of concern for her family. She cared enough to appeal to Rev Carson for help in handling Megan, but unless she's desperate I definitely see her as the self-sufficient, suck-it-up-and-don't-air-our-dirty-laundry type (she's totally down to hear about other people's dirty laundry tho). Also very exacting, self-assured, and tells it to you straight (without being asked) and expects you to do the same; she's fully convinced that she can fix the entire world if everyone would just do what she says (tbf she's usually right). Probably too stressed out to be seen as much fun these days but she can be super funny when she wants to (her wit isn't always at the expense of other people).
Somehow I don't have a ton to say about Tanya atm but there's a lot to go on based on her scenes and the other T's. She has her flirty ways and a lot of the time likes to keep things lighthearted and casual, and, like Taylor, canonically makes jokes to lighten the mood when things are intense (but only when she isn't the one causing the drama). Unlike Taylor though, she keeps her insubordination on the down low in public, so older people who aren't her parents love her (not that her parents don't love her šŸ˜‚). Hardworking and cooler than like, everybody; popular and effortlessly good at whatever she cares to do. Also secretive to the point of being deceptive but she keeps secrets to keep things easy, she doesn't purposely cause harm but she's too sensitive to bare her soul often.
Dennis be angy and suspicious šŸ˜ He isn't likely to go looking for a fight but he defends his territory like a bulldog when it's threatened (his territory could be anything from the bathroom at 9 o'clock on Saturday mornings to a box of cheerios on top of the fridge but he'll usually let you know what's his as soon as he claims it). Routined and doesn't like new things unless it was his idea. Tries very hard to be cool. Literally though he'd go to the ends of the earth for people he loves (and he'd do it like, on a unicycle and wearing a clown nose if Megan requested it). 1000% a mama's boy too, you cannot change my mind. Anne will swear up and down that she doesn't play favorites but there was only one kid who got to lick the cake batter spoons without having to ask and his name did not start with T, A, or M. Picked her flowers all the time when he was little too (he's in between stages now but he'll be back around to giving her flowers in a few years or so).
Anthony is just so utterly inoffensive lol, and he manages to be that way even while being his snarky little self. Tends to be oblivious to what's going on, like sure he'll notice changes in people's attitudes or in his environment if you point it out but he won't understand what it means until it doesn't matter anymore (or, thinking of the situation with Megan, sometimes not until it's too late). I say it's partly where his anxiety comes from, the awareness that things can crack and fall apart before he's caught up on there even being a problem. Daddy's boy for sure, he and James are almost exact opposites and, like Abraham with Joseph and Andrew with John, they just click. Introverted, clearly very compassionate but doesn't trust his own instincts with so many more dominant personalities around. Definitely the mediator in dumb sibling squabbles (it's a coin toss whether or not they listen to him) but on the rare occasions he musters the courage to insert himself into any more consequential situations he just might surprise folks into taking him seriously. Chronic baby brother, having to snip at people's heels or wear them down with his big eyes like a puppy to get them to pay attention. A little bitter about it too lol but he does what he has to.
Now I already had a post about the M's personality lurking in my drafts and it gets the job done, so time for a little copy paste:
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Mary and Megan speak quite assertively in a lot of their scenes, I'm thinking for example Mary's "Liar!" line to some of the most powerful and well-respected adults in her community and the way Megan gets down to brass tacks in confronting Anne about her parent's conversation or the way she boldly tries to get Dennis's attention, even though I'm sure it's nothing new for her to get brushed off most of the time. I'll point out that M has fearful and withdrawn moments too but it's almost always triggered by Carver/Carson, with the contemporary little girl being the exception: she is entirely that way after all that happened to the other M's (I know she's more of a device than a character but the little girl's shyness is a big contrast to how outgoing Mary was to Andrew and Angela in the first flashback). So yeah I love the assertiveness we're shown and I wanted to point it out, because I see her boldness and outspokenness as more her real, healthy self and I very much appreciate that side of her because there isn't just one type of person that gets manipulated or whose needs get disregarded.
And another thing, unfortunate as it is, is that it reinforces the response the other characters (and the player) have to the M's acting out, just like we see in the game. They don't see her behavior as something new that signals a problem since they can fall back on "she's always been a troublemaker but she's even worse now." (For the most part. Joseph has his moment of "nah Mary wouldn't do that" and Tabitha and maybe David can't wrap their heads around her intentionally accusing them, but it's important that even while Abraham and Anthony try to keep her from harsh punishment they of all people don't put it past her to have done whatever she's accused of.) Also it makes me even madder at Carson and Carver because I can see her being such a delightfully spunky little force of nature if they could just, you know, not exist to torture her.
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I don't think it all got my point across very well, but on to the adoption thing. There's different ideas in the fandom that I like but this post I wrote forever ago is kind of my baseline and my reasoning hasn't changed.
Um, the end šŸ˜… Round of applause if you got this far šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘
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Hello!! I have just seen you're doing the ship headcanon meme, yay! I'm a bit behind catching up on the ones you have done, so why not a wildcard? Question of your choice, for Snarry and (if you would like to but certainly no pressure) to make it even more fun another pairing of your choosing from HP because I am greedy LOL. <3
Writ!! šŸŒø I couldn't help myself, these are too fun! šŸ˜„ Now I can't decide if you're very kind (giving me free reign to babble away) or quite rude (decisions!!) šŸ˜‚
I was thinking perhaps I'd choose 2 other ships. 1 other Harry ship, 1 other Snape ship. And, because I'm an avid believer in saving the best for last, I'll start with the 2 extras first! I originally chose other questions to answer for Snarry, but in choosing Question 30 for my extras, it seemed a shame not to answer that one in particular for Snarry, as well!
Please enjoy my overly specific headcanons šŸ˜‚
30. Why does it work (or not work) between them?
Snegulus
When it comes to Severus and Regulus, it works for a time, but never forever.
They're both quite bright and gifted, but neither of them appropriately appreciated. Regulus is the spare in his family. The proper pureblood boy. Opportunities aplenty, but always in his brother's shadow, and haunted by his family's expectations. He's handsome, he plays Quidditch, he makes good grades. But he's quiet. He's never stood out before, so he's content to keep to himself.
Then there's Severus. Terribly smart, terribly talented, but with no opportunities in Cokeworth, or from his family. He's poor and ugly and unpopular. He's too intense, too ambitious, for his own good. And whatever excellence he shows never holds a handle to his more handsome, charming, popular peers.
There is loneliness, and bitterness. Kindred spirits found in the dark. It's first love. Schoolboy romance. Regulus admires Severus' devotion, and his passion, and his intelligence. Severus is captivated by Regulus' kindness, his creativity, his dedication. They meet in the Astronomy Tower for furtive trysts, then lay in the aftermath chatting about magical theory and politics. A meeting of the mind and body.
But Severus is a half-blood, and Regulus is a pureblood. Regulus must marry and produce heirs and if he is to take a male lover, it is expected to be someone of superior birth and rank. Severus does not mind being Regulus' dirty little secret; or, if he does, he is willing to put up with it for any scrap of affection Regulus offers.
It is Regulus who brings Severus to the Dark Lord. Others have tried, have put out the word, but it is Regulus who holds out his hand and leads him there. They have a shared purpose, for a time. And when that purpose changes in them both, neither tells the other. They turn against the Dark Lord. And they drift apart.
And Regulus dies.
(But if Regulus didn't die? Well, if he survived, then he was brave enough to act. And perhaps he would be brave enough to love Severus openly. Easier, when the Dark Lord is gone, and the family is in tatters. Perhaps they marry. And if Regulus is very lucky, then Severus will never meet Harry Potter.)
Scarry
As for Scorpius and Harry, it only works if Severus isn't in the picture.
In every world, I imagine Scorpius with a giant crush on Harry! His best friend's super hot, super sweet, superhero of a dad. It's innocent enough. Albus teases him about it. Scorpius knows it will never happen, even if he dreams about it endlessly.
The older Scorpius gets, the more daring he gets. Never serious. Albus would kill him for one. And so would Severus, Harry's husband. Until Severus...well. Until Severus isn't around anymore. And Harry is heartbroken.
And Scorpius is there. And so very different from Severus. Young and beautiful, soft and sweet. There is guilt on Harry's end for a host of reasons...the age gap, the longstanding crush, Albus. But worst of all, the feeling of betraying Severus (even though Severus is gone.) And from Scorpius there is sorrow and jealousy, that he can never replace Harry's great love.
But he doesn't have to. He's different, and that's a good thing. It's slow going between Scorpius' immaturity and Harry's need to heal, but they work their way together in the end. Their easy camaraderie remains, even when they realize there is more to each other than the Savior and the Cinnamon Roll. Harry is moody and obsessive. Scorpius is entitled and evasive. Harry is intense and reckless. Scorpius is nosy and careless. And the more of each other's flaws they see, the more in love they fall.
Scorpius is complicated in a quiet sort of way. His sugary sweetness hides a lot, as Harry discovers. Scorpius is a challenge, which is good. It's good they butt heads. Harry would be bored if life was too quiet and easy.
They play Quidditch together. Go to games and concerts together. Harry teaches him how to bake. Scorpius teaches him what all the forks are for. Harry learns that it's okay to move on. Scorpius learns that there's room enough in Harry's heart for him, too.
Snarry
But if you hadn't noticed, Harry and Severus reign supreme in my heart and mind. With them, it's forever.
There's baggage. Pain and rage. They're caught up and tied together by their history. By their roles in the war, as tools and weapons. How they are touched by loss (of others) and by death (of themselves.) How they understand loneliness, and ostracization. They both have wounds that run so deep, and they're both so damn good at pouring salt in the wound.
It's built on bitterness. But it doesn't grow there.
They connect through so much grime and darkness. The bond grows stronger, bolder, as time wears on. They're both obsessive, intense, and passionate. They're both intelligent and skilled, in their own ways. They're dedicated. And loyal. And brave.
They'd both be bored without a challenge, so Severus studies and experiments while Harry explores and adventures. They butt heads, too, of course. Enlightening debates on good days, heated arguments on bad days.
Severus brings out the worst in Harry, and appeals to his darker side. Harry needs to accept his own darkness, and be accepted for it. He was the Boy Who Lived, turned Savior. He went from not being good enough to the Dursleys to being this picture perfect hero in the Wizarding World. He needs to face the darkness, and work through it, and know he's not alone in it.
Harry brings out the best in Severus, alongside the rest. Harry sees the good in him. He recognizes his strength and his bravery and his perseverance. When Severus can accept that Harry believes those things, he can begin to see them for himself. To be sure in the knowledge that bitterness and badness isn't all there is to him. He is more than his cruelty and danger. He is capable of tenderness, and romance. And he is worthy of kindness, and generosity.
They see the best and worst in each other, and drag it out into the light. They clash, and rip each other to shreds, until their broken pieces commingle in the dirt. They burn each other alive in the heat of their passion: fear and lust and hate and love. They're reborn in the ashes. A sacred fire, a sacred ritual. One they can't explain to anyone else, could never find in anyone else.
There is also peace, and joy. Quiet nights by firelight. Whispering beneath the stars. Cuddling in bed. Sharing breakfast. Severus does the crossword while Harry reads him bad jokes. They tease, and play, and make love. They share a life together, a home together, and love; things they always wanted and never really had, before they found each other.
More than that, they trust each other. They test each other time and again, unable to give it a rest. But as time goes on, there is little doubt that they're in it for the long haul. The other isn't leaving, isn't flinching away. There is devotion. Unbreakable faith. They're a team. They'll face any foe together, be it sleazy politicians or deadly Dark wizards. Oh, and that rude neighbor who is definitely stealing their tomatoes.
IN CONCLUSION: Snarry are soulmates, but other ships are kind of valid I guess šŸ¤£ Sorry for talking your eyeballs off. 10 points to your House if you've read this far.
(In hindsight, I should have stuck to my original Snarry questions and chosen a safer extra ship. Oops.)
ship headcanon meme
Snarry: 1, 12, 28; 3, 23; 4, 8, 9; 11, 17; 6, 22, 27, 30
Drarius: 1, 13
Snilch: 2 & 30
Snegulus: 30
Scarry: 30
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I WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOUR CURSE OF STRAHD BLORBO
You do?!
I will never turn down that opportunity, thank you for the ask!
Under the cut because this is Long - tldr: Dhampir lore bard of much higher moral fiberĀ than my previous chaos children šŸ˜„
His name is Caspar and he's my second lore bard because I love the flexibility.Ā  Indifferent scholar, ex merc and current folklorist researching isolated cultures' tales of the weird and wonderful.
For Reasons.
He is Moonshaes born but living in Icewind Dale at the time I join the story and I have SO many images and descriptions of native arctic peoples' winter gear saved now, it's very very cool, I love this kind of research.
I was going to go with a variant human build because we would be mostly interacting with humans, as far as I can tell - or at least human-appearing persons, but then I was working together with the DM on building my character sheet, since I'm joining an existing party at level 4 and get a kick out filling in gaps in parties and plot - they have no healing spells between them and a collective charisma of Yikes, it seems - So I said to her "hey, if I were to chose anything other than human, what would be the most fun for you to work with story-wise and for your own amusement?" And she said "Dhampir" and I said "YES."
I'd never have had the audacity to suggest a dhampir pc for the vampire campaign on my own but listen, if the DM is excited about it I am ON that.
Caspar is also my first non shady bastard pc lol.
As I'm finding my footing with the character he is emerging as a gentle spirit with distinct standards for how one treats other people and some clearly defined lines he won't cross - which I didn't expect at all (I usually like playing as chaos bastards because its so freeing for a people-pleaser oldest child.) I am, surprisingly, enjoying it a lot - especially because of what that means for how he views his current state.
He isn't a born dhampir, and he went into the fog absolutely at his wits end and desperate for a lead on a way to fix his condition (not likely to exist but we can dream) or find the one who inflicted it. We decided he siphons energy, rather than blood (which he can drink but it is disgusting, traumatizing and not as effective) so every time he tells tales or plays music he tries to get that feedback loop of rapt attention and electric engagement going, and gets his sustenance from that. He tries to wait till he has a decent crowd so no one gets too depleted and its not as obvious, and he always tries to leave them with a little warmth or laughter or a moment of peace in return. It is not gonna be easy in Barovia, these people are like dried husks of themselves and it is heartbreaking.Ā  And concerning. I'm being allowed to hide the fangs with my disguise kit and some wax, hoping to keep his secret for a few days at least.
However. The DM took a half sentence I gave her - "animals are wary of him now and he hates it" - and I have already spooked an entire caravan of horses, had poo flung at me by some little monkey that our warforged barbarian thinks is the best thing on earth and made the circus/carnival thing's captive displacer beast very uncomfortable. I'm at a loss for how to explain it, but I think he is going to have to lie and tell them his ex cursed him because she thought he loved the dog more than her šŸ˜„ One of his new friends has an owl familiar that lets him pet it, and after all the other animal related disasters he almost teared up about it. Can't wait to see what the DM does with "woke up sealed in a coffin and now is wildly claustrophobic." Oof.
My boy gets to be openly and explicitly Queer, which is just lovely. I have written up three or so ex lovers of various genders, just so I know who they were, and he is demi - which has the fantastic bonus of relieving me of the expectation of recent bard stereotypes, which are just not much fun for me, personally, to play with.
Also, why does it feel like there are too many bloody churches in Barovia? His new friends immediately dragged Caspar into a church and it makes his teeth all buzzy and his head ache. And now they want to SLEEP in there. No idea how I'm getting out of that one lol.
I got to have a very cool moment with an unprecedented athletics check and dive heroically into a freezing lake, but I couldn't dodge the monkey excrement lmao, hooray for prestidigitation!
Thanks for letting me rant about my new blorbo, I am so happy to get to just enthusiastically blurt all that to a willing audience šŸ˜„ šŸ’œ
Below is a rough depiction relying entirely on face mixing and cartoonizer photo editing apps (no art was acheived in the making of this portrait).
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I posted 642 times in 2022
That's 636 more posts than 2021!
145 posts created (23%)
497 posts reblogged (77%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@the-project-and-the-ghost
@mewtwoandme
@xxtc-96xx
@theelispace
@wren-idkfeather
I tagged 114 of my posts in 2022
#pokemon - 33 posts
#mewtwo - 29 posts
#gacha club - 25 posts
#shadow mewtwo - 14 posts
#nick landon - 10 posts
#mew - 10 posts
#lucario - 9 posts
#babytwo - 8 posts
#answered ask - 5 posts
#mimikyu - 4 posts
Longest Tag: 67 characters
#if you don't know who izzzyzzz is what are you doing with your life
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
TW: Vent
In a world filled with racists and bigots, why are we directing any amount of hatred towards furries? They're not hurting anyone.
Am I a furry? No.
Are furries chill? Yes.
It is not my thing, and I know little to none about them, but I've never had anything but a pleasant interaction with a furry, especially in real life.
These are people who are just trying to find a decent way to express themselves.
Why make fun of them for that?
There are people in this world who center their identity around their car, or their favorite sports team. What do you care if somebody else finds a different way to express themselves?
If you're a furry part in the terminology, I know it's more than just expressing yourself, but I'm trying to make a point.
"Ew, a furry convention."
Oh, you mean a place where a bunch of people are going to come together and enjoy a shared thing they like?
Might I add, in a way that doesn't harm anyone?
Furries as a punching bag has become a joke in and of itself, and I just don't understand the hate.
People call it cringe, people call it weird. It's none of those things.
These people are just being genuine, and if you're being genuine, it's never cringe.
If you find something in this fucked up world that makes you happy, engaged, and gives you a community, like I did, hold onto that for dear life. That's what these people are doing, and I respect them for it.
Are there problematic people among them? Yes, because there's problematic people among everything.
But, I can think of far more widely accepted things that have far more horrible people in it.
So, let's stop dunking on people who are trying to find a way to enjoy life, and instead, dunk on the people who are trying to stop others from enjoying their life.
Stay safe out there, everyone.
12 notes - Posted October 9, 2022
#4
A strange being is standing right in front of Nick... He looks like mewtwo but... Something feels off.
...who are you?
*he clenches his fists*
17 notes - Posted October 16, 2022
#3
Fun Day at the Park
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Special guests:
MEMORY (@the-project-and-the-ghost)
Ace (@martysgachaworld)
Ocunan (@paradoxiusblack)
(Don't ask why I made this-)
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#2
Special Event!
Emoji Game!
Whatever emoji you choose, you can ask my characters.
ā¤ļø: Love interest?
šŸ˜°: Any embarrassing moment(s)?
šŸ˜: Biggest pet peeve?
šŸ‘€: Secrets? (Not lore.)
šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ: Orientation check!
šŸ˜„: What genuinely makes you happy?
šŸ’¢: What pisses you off?
šŸ—/šŸ„¤: Favorite food/drink?
šŸ”’: l o r e ?
šŸš¦: Favorite place?
šŸŽµ: Favorite music/song?
šŸ“: What do you do when you're bored?
Ask box is always open!
73 notes - Posted September 15, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
I made a voice-over for one of @mewtwoandme's answered asks.
I yell a lot.
185 notes - Posted June 16, 2022
Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review ā†’
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Mini Fanfic #1015: Morning Texting (King of Fighters)
Shingo: Morning, Leona-san! šŸ˜„
Leona: Shingo-Kun.
Leona: I hope your morning is going well so far.
Shingo: It is!
Shingo: I'm finally off today, but I haven't really thought about what to do yet
Shingo: Well, actually, I did thought about going to beach later, but given how we're already halfway close to summer being over, there's no doubt the place is crowded already lol
Leona: I see.
Leona: But question.
Shingo: ?
Leona: What does the word....."lol" mean exactly?
Leona: I've seen and heard it a few times in the past that I made me a bit curious of it's meaning for a short while.
Shingo: Oh. Well, I wouldn't exactly call it an actual word for starters. It's more like a slang if anything
Leona: Slang?
Shingo: Yep. At least when you're texting someone.
Shingo: See, Lol is short for "Laugh Out Loud". It's like how wym is short for "What You Mean" and so on
Leona: I see.
Leona: So basically, it's a shortcut to keep phone users from making a sentence or two.
Shingo: Something like that lol
Shingo: I could show you s few more examples if you want.
Leona: No thank you. I'll pass.
Leona: Though, I am curious to know more about that smiley face you typed out.
Shingo: Smiley Face?
Shingo: You mean this šŸ˜„
Leona: Yes, that
Leona: It looks cute.
Shingo: I agree!
Shingo: But this, my cool, silent friend, is what we call an emoji
Shingo: They're little facial pictograms you can type out to express how feel or just for the fun of it
Leona: Is that so?
Leona: And where do you get them exactly?
Shingo: You see the keyboard you're using on your phone right now?
Shingo: If you press the backwards sign on the top of it, you'll see a smiley face on the left.
Leona: I've found and pressed on the smiley face you mentioned
Leona: There's so many of them to choose from.
Shingo: Nice!
Shingo: Which one of these would u say it's your favorite?
Leona: šŸ±šŸ±šŸ±šŸ±
Shingo: Ooh! Kitty emojis!
Shingo: Cute for text messages and as pets
Shingo: Don't tell Antoine I said any of that, he will always be #1
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Leona giggles lightly at the recent message as she begins to text Shingo back.
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Leona: Your secret is safe with me, Shingo-Kun
Leona: Don't worry lol šŸ˜‰
Shingo: Well, would you look at that?
Shingo: You're getting the hang of this already! I'm so proud
Leona: Lol thank you~
Leona: I've hardly if ever texted anyone before. So it's nice to know more about it functionalities.
Leona: Have you thought of what to do for the day yet?
Shingo: Nope. My mind's still on blink
Shingo: But I have thought about a new technique to write down on my notebook
Leona: I see.
Leona: Well, I'm free for today as well. We could spend the day with one another if you like.
Shingo: Sure! I'm up for it!
Shingo: Got any plans for the two of us?
Leona: I was thinking we could walk, maybe even jog around town for a while. Then after that, we could head over to the training base to do a few sparring matches.
Shingo: Cool!
Shingo: But uh....r u sure you want me as a sparring partner?
Shingo: There's no way I could keep up with u speed wise
Leona: Perhaps.....
Leona: But you seem to be improving greatly in your combat skills as of late.
Shingo: U really think so?
Leona: I believe so, yes.
Leona: While you lack in speed and agility, you make up for it in strength, quick strategic think, and lots and lots of endurance.
Leona: Take your match with K' from a few days ago for example: not only were you able to hold your own against him within twenty or so minutes, but you've also managed to keep him on his toes for once.
Shingo: LOL yeah no fooling!
Shingo: Still kind 9f surprised that I've lasted that long tho
Leona: That, in it of itself, is worthy of being proud of.
Leona: And I'm sure that if you can try and emulate a similar method from your previous match to ours, it's possible that you'll be able to catch up with my movements in no time.
Leona: Not that I would make it easy for you of course šŸ˜‰
Shingo: Lol don't worry. I wouldn't exactly any less from you, Leona-san
Shingo: I'll just have to work even harder to be a worthy match up to you!
Leona: Just try not to work yourself too hard, okay? I'm just glad we have the chance to hang out more if anything
Shingo: I'm glad too, Leona-san!
Shingo: It makes me appericate our friendship even more than before, u know?
Leona: Likewise. Your sweet and kind nature always manages to put a smile on my face šŸ˜Š
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Shingo's heart melts into a smile as he places his hand onto his chest before he continues texting.
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Shingo: U sure about that? Cuz I think yours is making me smile already!~
Leona: Lol Is that so? That's very nice to hear~
Leona: But back at the topic at hand, what's the location you want to meet up at?
Leona: I'm already heading to town as we speak.
Shingo: Already!?
Shingo: Okay. Do you remember that coffee place I work at?
Leona: Athena's Coffee Shop? Yes, I believe I know where it's located at.
Shingo: Great! Once I get myself ready, I'll meet you there in jiff!
Shingo: I'll try not to take too long along way
Leona: Take as much time as you need to prepare yourself. I don't mind the wait.
Leona: But do be cautious and mindful around the road once you come out outside.
Leona: I've noticed the traffic is starting to pick up on my end, so I don't want you to get yourself caught up in all of it, got it?
Shingo: Yes, ma'am!
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šŸŽ‚ - Do they celebrate their birthday?
Yep! For C.C. all her family and friends are jumping on that and there's a small-to-medium party at her house with cake and party games and whatnot. For Jasper, servants give him a cake and some presents from his parents, maybe some birthdays his parents visit to do something together, take him to a circus or a movie or a play or a musical or something. And each of them will generally take the day to treat themselves to whatever they want to treat themselves to.
šŸ“° - An obituary for your character was found in the local paper this morning. What did it say?
I imagine for either of them, the most likely cause of death would've been dying in battle. Either from a typical superhero-vs-supervillain battle where they just got knocked around a little too much and/or had some real bad luck or just didn't end up quite being up for the task after all, or from a giant entire-world-at-stake movie-level conflict.
I'm sure that kind of thing, for a superhero, would be all over the news, or at least warrant one full article. I wonder, when that happens, do they reveal the superhero's secret identity in it? To more wholly mourn the loss of them? I can imagine that. I can imagine that after saying how Mitochondria died and some words about her being such a great superhero and all, they reveal her civilian name was Carol-Caitlyn Fletcher, she was a student at Superhero Academy (or whatever the school was called), she liked sports and art and aimed to be a professional artist in her civilian life, her friends described her as funny and kind and a go-getter and always wanting to help people, and she's survived by her mom and dad and older sister and younger brother, and then maybe they have her family members say a few words about her.
I thought also about there being an article or obituary for her death as a superhero and a separate, less-looked-at one for her as a civilian, but what would they report for her civilian self's cause of death? Would they just have to make something up? I'm not sure what they would come up with. And it would make me sad, tbh, to think about that. It would feel unfair, for somecreature to have to say she died in a car crash or something, when really she died fighting to save a city or a planet. And for the whole public to mourn her death as a superhero while few people know to mourn the death of her as a person outside of that.
Jasper, well. He's a rather complicated case for this.
No one mourns the wicked, they say.
And he is a villain, after all. He's the one who once drenched half the city in slime, who once turned half the city into cats, who stole priceless artifacts from museums just to juggle them live on TV, who wreaked havoc with robots and ray guns and dastardly inventions of all kinds, who took pleasure in causing mass pandemonium for only his own amusement. I can imagine there being full articles about the deaths of supervillains too, but those would likely be in celebration of them, not to mourn but to rejoice in never having to be subject to their schemes again.
Though I bet they also spend a fair amount of words on Just How Evil those villains were. I hope they make him out to plenty black-hearted and sick-minded, despicable and dastardly. I hope they use plenty of dramatic language to emphasize how much chaos he caused and how he did it purely for his own twisted sense of fun. Jasper would like that, to be remembered that way.
Something else occurs to me too, though.
Dying in a giant movie-level fate-of-the-world-at-stake conflict is almost as much a possibility for him as it is for C.C. But in a situation like that, he'd have temporarily teamed up with the heroes.
Imagine. The public hearing from the press that this dastardly supervillain died helping a team of superheroes save the world. What would that be like?
I imagine C.C. would speak to the press about this. Because the first assumption from everycreature would've been that Count Jokester had had a change of heart and turned around to become a hero, and that wouldn't be the truth, and he wouldn't want to be remembered that way. She'd have to explain to people that he was always exactly the supervillain they all knew him to be, and he never stopped being that, but at the same time, this goodness was always part of him. She knew him as a civilian and he always had human decency about him, however much of troublemaker he was even in civilian life. If he ran into somecreature crying, he'd sit down with them and attempt to comfort them. And he really was instrumental in saving the world. At the same time, the papers quote her saying, "He always intended to go right back to his supervillain schemes once the world was saved. He just needed it to be saved so he could keep having his own kind of fun with it. I did tell him, at one point, that he was great help in this fight, and he wasn't even that bad of a person really, and he could very well turn around and be a good guy full time. He just threw his head back and laughed, and told me, 'Of course I could. But where's the fun in that?'"
Why am I having all these emotions thinking about all this.
Answering this questions for C.C. and Jasper is actually super different than for Maddie T. Like, they're a superhero and supervillain. They're in the public eye. If their deaths were mentioned in the local papers, they'd be something for the whole public to know about. They'd leave a serious mark what with the things that they did with their lives. Something of a legacy. Gosh dang is that something to think about.
šŸ˜Ø - Your character just broke wind in public. Do they try to hide it or own up to it?
C.C. does this pressing-mouth-shut-with-cheeks-puffing-out face, suppressing laughter.
Jasper lets slip a somewhat-reigned-in chuckle/snicker/whatever, then says "Oh, excuse me!" in a very dignified but clearly amused tone.
šŸ˜„ - What has ever made your character laugh so hard that they almost passed out?
Jasper I feel like has a handful of movie scenes and theater scenes that made him lose his absolute cupcakes when he first saw them and will always hold a special place in his heart and live rent-free in his head. I think also some prank(s) he played at some earlier point in his life went particularly hilariously and made him dang near asphyxiate from laughter and will always be among his fondest memories.
C.C., maybe some joke her dad made once that's now a recurring inside joke within her family? Maybe some ridiculous slapstick-ish incident that happened when she was messing around with her friends?
šŸŽ± - Your character and a talking raccoon walk into a barā€¦
I mean, C.C. might be concerned about the legality of that considering she's underage. We could just ignore that though, or we could say they just go to like a diner or something instead. In any case in that scenario I imagine the talking raccoon is a fellow superhero I guess. Maybe they want her help with some mission or other, maybe they just. Happened to meet and start talking, I dunno. Oh! Or, alternatively, they're a random person who got turned into a raccoon by somecreature and want her help figuring out a way to turn back and/or stop whoever did that to them and is doing the same to others. Or something. I dunno. Might come back to this.
Jasper I imagine it being a fellow villain. Maybe their backstory is that they were human and got turned raccoon by some chemical spill or failed experiment or something? I dunno. Jasper tries not to tease them too much about it as they seem rather bitter and broody about it. I guess they discuss thir respective villainous plans and junk. Somehow I imagine this raccoon villain is more serious about it and more "today X city tomorrow the world" ish. Maybe the raccoon suggests teaming up at some point. And Jasper does think that sounds like a blast, though he only intends it to be another battle-of-the-day and the raccoon might be thinking bigger than that. If it's explicitly only a take-over-the-world kinda thing, he says he'll pass, and that he respects villains with those sorts of plans but he himself has no intention of doing anything beyond causing some mass chaos and panic to entertain himself. If it's NOT explicitly only a take-over-the-world thing, if it can potentially lead into that if not stopped by anycreature but will start off as just causing a lot of within-city trouble, Jasper happily agrees and they shake hands and get on it.
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(oh and btw, I'm not very familiar with TOS and don't remember the 2004 movie all that well, so I default to TAG verse!)
What do you like most about your favorite character?
Ahhh an impossible question, Bri!! How is one supposed to choose just one thing to like best about Virgil Tracy?? When I saw this question pop up in my ask box i took a minute to brainstorm in my notes app and came up with:
he has pretty eyes and he loves his brothers and he takes his Grandma shopping. Like he's just so gentle and lovely. he's the kind of person I'd love to spend time with
That's hardly just one thing hahaha but it does sum up the gist of it, I suppose! I've always loved the gentle giant characters, I just feel like there's some innate wisdom and kindness in being physically strong and choosing to be gentle too. Just someone who could so easily do harm, and instead deciding at every turn to protect, and, in Virgil's case, create as well! He's an artist and musician! He's just a character who I get the sense is very aware of the simple and grand everyday beauty around him, and so moves about in life with a great sense of grace and care.
Tell me about an idea for TB merch you wish existed?
Ooooh great question! So I don't actually know what kind of TB merch is out there, so there's a good chance this already exists, but I want a doll house! Like I saw that one video of Adam Savage checking out the TAG models at Weta Workshop , and ever since I've just been like!! I want one!! I want just like a tiny Tracy Villa with the lounge and the pool and the fun little secret doors that lead to the thunderbirds!! OOH AND TRACY DOLLS WITH FASHION PACKS!! I believe there's some TOS dolls and TAG action figures, but I don't think I've seen any TAG dolls where you can change their outfits and stuff. I just think that'd be so fun, here stick Scotty in a suit he has to go to a charity gala! put Johnny in pajamas he's finally going to bed! heheh I just want a Tracy Villa doll house, and TAG fashion dolls with an endless Barbie-esque closet, is that too much to ask?? XD
Thank you for the questions!! This was a lot of fun to answer :D
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